/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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>>128514

Spoiler that.

27 year old boong

Do the shopping.

Visit Dan.

Make some homebrew.

Do some work on that kentucky rifle kit I mentioned a while back.

Holden Astra

>>128520

You going to the gun club?

>>128522

Might visit on Sunday morning.

Enhanced Rape car

>>128499

>>128501

No, I have more conventional tastes.

>20 mins since last post

Lazy NEETs.

>>128526

shut yo face

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>>128528

Good work /ausneets/.

I love reading (skimming) these retarded threads while drunk, the conversations are barely coherent and a lot of fun but not something I do often

That stupid art roastie, tits or gtfo. Cheesey, beat your cunt mother

>>128528

Warrant Canaries are a waste of time

>>128531

yesh

>>128531

They don't take up much time.

>>128533

They're illegal to modify in some jurisdictions (Australia), and haven't been legally clarified in others (US). They're a might-work at best.

Aboriginal rape machine

>>128530

The NEET General requires painstaking study and analysis done in absolute sobriety.

>>128536 straightedge aboriginal commune

Alcohol restrictions in aboriginal commune

If you were going to get a laptop, what would you get?

I don't play games on pc.

>>128539

Lenovo or Dell laptop

>>128539

I say get a Dell. Nothing too fancy. $1200 should do it.

>>128539

Lenovo Thinkpad X series and T series or a HP Elitebook, all can be had refurbished 2nd hand for under $500.

>>128541

>$1200 should do it.

That is more than I as hoping for.

I was looking at this

https://www.jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/laptops/dell/dell-inspiron-z510835au-11-3000-2-in-1-laptop/954158/

>>128543

That will be fine. Are you sure you won't be doing any gaming? What about editing videos for YouTube?

>>128543

That would probably see you right. If you're just browsing the internet and word processing, you don't need much at all.

>>128543

Check it out in person first though. That 11" screen might be smaller than you were thinking.

>>128539

Get a used thinkpad.

>>128546

Yeah that is a pretty small screen, even for a laptop. 13 is generally considered small, 15 medium and 17 large.

>>128549

Those numbers are for screens. You divide by 2 for dick measurements.

>>128539

>I don't play games on pc.

Just get a tablet then if it's just a Youtube and email machine.

Kinda tumesced

kinda warrant canaried

>>128547

>a used Wankpad

>>128553

search for elderly porn

kinda coalmined

I was going to have a drink but I think I'll leave it til tomorrow.

Tea has left me feeling sleepy and looking at laptops has made me frustrated.

I am now looking at these.

It's ok if you don't want to reply, I don't understand technology.

https://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/lenovo-ideapad-120s-14-celeron-laptop-sylip120sc#!specifications

https://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/lenovo-ideapad-120s-14-pentium-laptop-sylip120sp#!specifications

Is it worth the extra $200 for a quad core rather than a dual?

Anyway I'm going to go watch the two ronnies and probably fall asleep.

Cruisey is kinda nigressed

>>128558

That's who the laptop is for but she wants me to get myself one too.

Cheesy is kinda teenesced

>>128561

>she wants me to get myself one too

How generous of her.

>>128561

Can you get your employer to buy you one?

>>128557

>I'll leave it til tomorrow.

Admirable restraint. Well done.

>>128557

http://cpuboss.com/cpus/Intel-N4200-vs-Intel-N3350

>>128566

That website is utter shit, use cpu.userbenchmark

>>128560

Why don't you check out /a/'s anime club thread, they're just about to start on a new anime (probably saint tail)

>>128567

It was the first response when I googled the model numbers. Key difference is L2 cache size and number of cores.

>>128563

We have a shared savings account.

She wants one that can play her Kdramas.

Mine is almost 5 years old and I can't unplug it because the battery is fucked.

>>128564

I don't think so but I may be able to claim it, I don't understand tax.

>tfw realising I am a boomer

numbers and technology and new fandangled hiphop confuses and frightens me.

>>128565

I might not even have any then. There's not much point when I eel like I'm about to fall asleep.

>>128566

Thanks, that is a good way to compare.

I'm going to give it a break and watch telly.

So Tasmania starts with the 7s for postcodes and NT starts with 0s, who starts with the 1s?

>>128570

>She wants one that can play her Kdramas.

I swear to god, every black girl is a complete fuckin weeb.

You think you're in the clear, and boom, SMT and full boxsets of 80s sports animes.

>>128570

Also check out MSY's price list. They have some HP/Asus/Acer ones in the price bracket you're looking at: http://cdn.msy.com.au/Parts/notebook.pdf

>>128570

>shared savings account

Guess you two have been together for a while then?

>>128571

1000—1999 are reserved for PO Boxes and LVRs (Large Volume Receivers) in NSW.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postcodes_in_Australia

>>128576

thank you knowledgeNEET

Is there not anything better to discuss on a Friday night than post codes?

>>128578

Nothing at all. Im as bored as bat shit

>>128580

Mate he has said he is not very technologically sophisticated. You are talking way too advanced stuff for him. He is not going to use a linux distro and doesn't understand all that stuff.

Have any neets been to a club or like a pub where there is lots of loud music and dancing

If so, did you like it?

Gonna gorge myself on wine and chocolate like a fat girl without a valentine.

>>128584

>It is party time NEETs.

>implying that anybody here is actually a NEET

>>128585

I have never been to any places like that however browsed nightclub Facebook promo pages and it was PTSD inducing enough.

>>128585

I stayed upstairs in a hotel on a Saturday night once but I walked straight through the pub to get to my room and din't go back down. The music kept me from sleeping.

>>128581

You speak on his behalf do you?

>>128582

Cheers for that recommendation of 'aria2', I now get up to 300kbs-more faster download speeds.

>>128593

>You speak on his behalf do you?

I have a power of attorney authorising me to enter into communications on internet NEET forums on his behalf.

>>128584

Clearly no girls in that neet club

YOU'RE ALL USED DILDOS AFTER THE GAY MARDI GRAS!!!

>>128596

Something in the water turned all the frogs gay.

Shit thread, may as well just go to bed. OP should be ashamed.

>>128599

OP is not to blame. Look in the mirror mate.

>>128600

That is the formula for happiness and success in life.

>>128600

Loan places won't deal with you unless you're employed.

clubs are shit

>>128603

Do you know that or are you talking out your bum?

>>128604

the lowest ranked suit.

>>128603

Wfd is employment

I was wondering what smelled like wet dog. It turned out it was the dog. He got wet.

>>128605

I know that as so far as I've gotten loans when employed and I've always been rejected when unemployed.

I think Centrelink has some sort of loan scheme, though. Haven't used it. Specifically made for deadbeats.

>>128606

foight me

>>128583

smack my bitch up

>>128608

Did you fuck him?

How do you say "mummybot" in Japanese

Would it be "okaaboto", combining "okaa-san" and "robotto"?

>>128610

I bet you have a spade tattooed on your bum.

>>128612

Disgusting.

>>128614

shit that's a good one

>>128614

Man's greatest mistake was causing a political schism in pornography. NTR/BLACKED enthusiasts will ever confuse me.

>>128617

Is spade tattooed on bum a code speak?

>>128613

Whore birth giver

>>128617

everything is politics now.

fapping is politics, fiction is political expression, games are politics

>>128618

Yeah it means black cock only. Now you know something you wish you didn't.

>>128621

Well I don't have a black cock so I doubt things will get to such a stage in real life

Installed the latest Linux kernel and now my laptop's touchpad is working, and also the OS doesn't freeze when I bring it out of 'sleep' or hibernation. But the ethernet port still isn't working. I had it too easy on Windows.

>>128624

Good night Asian girls. The two girls in the front are cuter than the two in the back.

>>128622

Just need some shoe polish.

>>128624

Night, ramen factory.

>>128624

They're gonna eat those dogs

>>128627

I have never heard of a poodle eating a person before.

>>128627

Now now, those are honorary aryans, not koreans.

>>128585

yes, usually alone

don't see how normies enjoy doing this gay shit

>>128631

They don't either. They just pretend to because clubs got memed into being socially top-tier places, and then once your average normie hits 30 they instantly stop pretending to like it.

>>128631

Why do you do it?

>>128632

I am not sure that is right. Normie humans have been enjoying nightlife and partying for millenia.

>>128630

SHAMED.COM

>>128634

I will never be shamed again!

>>128636

I bet those boongs are happier than me.

>>128633

I eat out at interesting looking places when I'm traveling, sometimes I meet interesting people

>>128639

They crave a bit of the old sniff sniff.

>>128639

>There's such thing as "too dumb to be sad".

That's why downsies have a high quality of life

>>128631

I find it fun

What's the highest number you cunts can count to?

>>128643

20 so long as my shoes are off.

>>128643

11 if we're counting in pints.

5 if we're just counting for the same of it before we get bored.

how are you goonheads doing tonight

>>128643

6,000,000

>>128647

liar

>>128644

>>128645

You two are dorks, go eat each others boogers.

>>128646

Getting gooned.

Listening to David Bowie songs.

S'about it.

>>128523

>>128522

>neets with guns

sorry im late to the party

and here i thought i was the only one, i think the commune is going to need a range if there is enough of us

I hate Indians.

>>128652

Same even the half breeds are scummy

>>128652

I lost my job cos of one but I don't hate them all, some are genuinely nice.

>>128572

>sports animes.

lolyeah, she's tried to get me to watch them a few times

>>128573

Cheers I just did, I think we will go there in the morning

>>128574

> not using windows or a linux distro

I just use whatever comes on it

>>128575

A bit over 4 years maybe 5

Big poo

>>128660

>ass jiggle

hot

>>128585

>did you like it?

when I was about 18 it was ok but not in more recent years

>>128595

He has a power of attorney authorising him to enter into communications on internet NEET forums on my behalf.

>>128655

Fucking amazing.

>>128630

Sweet dreams kisses NEET, that's new.

I actually had this whole weekend off but only found that out today and didn't want to freak you out with such short notice.

>>128631

It is the mating ground.

>>128665

I would have been freaked the fuck out with that short notice, its true.

>that's new

I have been meaning to leave you a couple of xx's ever since you got them on the afterhours work phone that one time but I kept forgetting.

>>128667

Good night.

I should go to bed myself. I meant to do it ages ago.

>>128649

JUST DANS

UNDER THE GOON LIGHT

>>128649

Is there goon on Mars?

>>128670

Musk will make Goon farms on Mars

https://www.wired.com/2017/03/whats-point-going-space-dont-make-booze/

>>128670

>>128669

Nothing without a Little China Goon.

>>128672

VISIONS OF SWASTIKAS IN MY HEAD

shhhhhhh

>>128675

>heyyyy brotha you got a fag?

>ayy you got sum bus change? God bless you bruv.

Sure whatever take the smoke and $2 and leave me alone.

At least it's not dealing with a charity doorstep predator out for your meager NEET savings.

>>128675

Goon Also referencing China Girl

>>128678

"Have you hear the good word of no means yes?

>>128679

of courshe

Cheesey refused to rape so NK had to find out what your ass told him

>>128680

The frogs gave the yanks the statue of liberty, and the yanks gave us this.

>>128680

>Not making the house a Dans rather than Dan being in it

like the Jew Boong flag though

>>128684

Yankee black chicks aren't so bad. Honestly I way prefer yankee blacks to whites, the latter tend to fellate Twilight and whatever latest intolerable fad YA shit. Like the entirely of the yank's white chick population is forever mentally stuck in Gaia Online.

I don't like the idea of chicks making the first move though. Chicks might like the idea of equal footing, but in the long run usually prefer some dominant streak in a guy. Easier to establish that from square 1.

>>128685

I'm not really into niggers, asians or aliens so I'll pass on her

>>128685

Burger niggers disgust me more than anything

would rather a methed up boong roastie

>>128686

>tfw wud an alien but not a gook or a nigger

>>128686

Just stick to nice euro or aussie white girls then. Whatever floats your boat bruv.

Euros are all commies though.

>>128687

>would rather a methed up boong roastie

That's a mental image.

>>128690

>Nazis

Why does everyone always get the term NatSoc wrong

>>128691

NatSocs aren't socialists at all and only adopt the term because the German National Socialist party also misused it.

I'd be more peeved about that if it weren't for literally all Anti-Fascists being fascists by definition so whatever everyone is retarded.

>>128692

Marxists misuse the term Socialist, Hitler took it back, since it existed before communism

>>128693

Everyone misuses socialism. It's the gold rush of ideologies, being the metaphorical "lead into gold" every system claims to be.

I'm behind the "we're stuck with lead and let's make lead work" systems. Anyway using nazi is definitely a good way to get laughed out of any internet argument, the only groups that identify as nazi/neo-nazi are subhuman IQ prison/slum gangs that live like shit and achieve jack shit, like every other gang.

>>128694

Well yeah because the only fucks that identify as "Nazi" are retarded fucks only in as the brand name, they don't realize that "Nazi" is a a term made by the Jews

>>128695

No argument from me there. And they just feed into the propaganda machine to boot.

Oh well. I guess NatSocs is a better name but it's still an uphill battle. Political arguments become a lot more tedious when you have to start each and every one with justifying your stance's right to exist.

>>128696

Yeah I'll agree with that, doesn't help that shit like the Alt Right is actively going against NatSoc, while people assume NatSocs are Alt Right and Vice Versa

>>128697

Start investing in passive-aggresive FAQ business cards that cover the basics.

Don't actually do that, that's something I'd expect from out-of-touch liberals.

Time for some drunken goon-coma sleep for me. Carry on, pal.

>>128698

I'll make business cards that will say "NEET King Rapist for Hire"

Thank you to the people that wished me happy birthday last thread. I had a good night. To bad i'm working now. Have nice dreams, aus.

>>128700

Life is better lived in your head

I've been looking at moving into some shit tier studio apartments where the kitchen, bedroom, dining etc is all the same room except the bathroom.

I'd prefer living in a sardine can than renting with cunts

>>128701

I'll rape you

>>128703

If that means i could have someone to spend my birthday, i'll let you.

>>128700

Mate if you need somewhere to stay in an emergency I'm here for you, despite only owning a studio apartment

My advice is DONT go in a sharehouse, most times renting maybe more expensive but it's worth it

>>128707

No gay shit, only goon

>>128705

I kept getting evicted for molesting my housemates

>>128709

Funny, I kept getting shit from housemates for stuff I DIDN'T do.

I'm in a club right now and it sucks.

Morning sexy NEETs!

Up and at 'em!

>>128712

REACH FOR THE LAZERS!

Goon morning all

>>128560

>Not sure how dell is now but in the mid 2000s they were below even chinkshit.

I have several 2006 era dells that do not die, they are the business line though. The 2010 onward models are most definitely shit.

>>128594

I got a pentium 4 desktop next to me that I use for linux stuff. Got it for 10$.

>>128660

Squats are a good place to start.

>>128716

Goon morning m8.

>>128716

>>128714

>>128717

Morning lads

>>128718

Morning!

>>128712

At 6am?

>>128720

Best time to pick up a fatty.

>>128716

>>128714

>>128717

>>128718

>>128719

Good morning NEETs. i am meant to do the power rack today but am feeling a bit flat.

>>128723

I most definitely did not.

Good morning NEETs i had a rather successful morning. i took doggo for a walk with mummybot then i went to the local coffee shop with mummybot and she bought me a mocha and raisin toast.

>>128726

What a kind mummybot

>>128726

Good morning, fren.

Which Mummybot is this? The one who stayed out playing the pokies all day, or the OCD cleaning one?

>>128728

She is a kind mummybot but it is mainly because she has no one to go to coffee with on a Saturday.

>>128729

Neither

I am going out to do the power rack. I might try to increase my Overhead Press lift if I am feeling okay.

>>128731

I believe in you.

>>128732

Thank you.

I had a dream that I was a skeleton, it was pretty spooky.

>>128734

did you bone anyone?

did anyone have a bone to pick with you?

did you have a bone penis?

>>128734

>>128736

Very well Daned.

Might try this with Mummybot.

>>128729

>>128726

>>128722

>>128719

>>128718

>>128717

>>128716

>>128714

Good Morning NEETs

>>128741

this is hilarious

>>128741

God bless them, swinging the elderly carefully.

>>128744

How would you like it if someone did that to your grandma?

The absolute state of nuneets

>>128747

I am yet to decide if I should wash my penis.

>>128746

i would think that is okay

>>128748

We can do it together if you are feeling nervous.

who could have seen this coming?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-18/islamic-leader-accused-of-land-clearing-claims-exempt-from-law/10133930

>>128740

Good morning my friend. I looked for Wally in that picture but couldn't find him.

>>128741

That looks staged. Granny's reaction does not look natural.

I am back in from the power rack. I was feeling pretty good so I successfully increased my Overhead Press from 35kg to 37.5kg, 5x5.

[insert /pol/ joke here]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-18/aboriginal-parents-white-children-family-different-skin-colours/10107600

this is a woman, scary

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-18/mojo-juju-dissects-race-identity-representation-native-tongue/10114956

>>128756

its a bit strange isnt it? i just dont get how things can get popular. i guess something gets popular because it is easily available and is shown often and after that its just luck.

>>128747

>>128742

>>128743

Good morning.

>>128734

But neet, you ARE a skeleton

>>128691

NAZIs are basically voldemort or darth vader, but real. Could there be a better buzzword?

>>128754

Is that the one where you press while standing?

>>128613

Just go the lazy route and use mamiibotto

>>128736

What an excellent image.

>>128761

>>128714

>>128716

>>128718

>>128719

>>128722

>>128726 A great start to the day

>>128730 Not many of us NEETs do either…

>>128740

>>128742

>>128747

>>128758

Good morning, I think. My goal today is to get the ethernet port working on muh craptop.

>>128756

She's a Philippine Aboriginal, what a specimen.

>>128766

>what a specimen

She should be in a museum.

>>128767

We can only dream m8

>>128756

Apparently that thing in the middle is a woman.

>>128765

an innovative way to mass reply

>>128770

I hadn't noticed. Yes it is innovative.

>>128766

The first time I ever saw a Filipino I thought he was an abo

>>128770

I don't like it

>>128773

It does make the (You) feel a bit cheaper when you see it there among leagues of other (You)s

A special reply just for you alone is far more intimate, but I guess this is the result of today's imageboard society

>>128772

Was your nose blocked?

>>128772

It says that its father is from there in its video, that is the only way I knew.

>>128770

This your first day here?

>>128777

I don't remember seeing the short one line replies after the post number before, but maybe I just wasn't paying attention

>>128714

Beat em and eat em

>>128779

yuck

>>128764

That other guy was waiting for him to get muscle fatigue so he could rape him

>>128781

Maybe another day mate

>>128782

That's a scary thought

>>128753

It made the international news when it first happened, and the local cops were looking for them.

>>128754

Well done, mate.

>>128765

>My goal today is to get the ethernet port working on muh craptop.

Let us know if you get stuck. There should be pretty good support for most NICs these days.

>>128781

Just got back from your store.

>>128781

Sorry Dan but you are no longer my first choice

>>128786

I am a strong neet, I am not a merely a goon filtering system.

>>128787

4x Feral War Pig IPA

1x Schöfferhofer Kristallweizen

1x Schöfferhofer Hefeweizen

1x Pepperjack Shiraz

1x Pirramimma Stock's Hill Shiraz

>>128791

>Feral War Pig IPA

Expensive but looks nice.

You have wide selection. Will you be consuming them all together?

>>128781

Never.

>>128792

Yeah, but they're 2.2 drinks per can.

I shall consume the German beers first because I want a clean palate to try them. I will then consume the IPA, which as a slightly fruity taste.

That shall see me through until mid-afternoon, at which point I will have a power nap and then get up and consume one of the wines with dinner.

>>128795

Sounds like a delightful day.

>>128795

You're a cultured alcoholic neeto

I just read that Aretha Franklin first got pregnant at 12 years old. All these singers and actors seem like broken dysfunctional people.

>>128798

Thank you. You're a good sort.

>>128799

Dad was a Pastor and she was living alone with him when she fell pregnant. I wonder if it was his?

>>128801

That sort of thing happened much more often than most people realise.

>>128791

>Schöfferhofer Kristallweizen

This is a very light and clean tasting beer, despite being full strength. The flavour is so mild that it is almost boring. Could be paired with pretty much any food.

>>128803

After returning to waging, I actually start to feel angry if anything threatens to intrude into my planned weekends.

>>128805

Most german wheat beer is like that, it's nothing special, pretty much the same as the generic largers you get here.

>>128806

Iktf, especially when people expect you to do shit when they know you're off on a weekend. It's irritating as hell.

>>128804

When I get my next check I was thinking of investing in some red wine and variety cheeses.

Just went and bought two new laptops.

I feel like I've been fucked in the ass.

>>128799

>broken dysfunctional people

That's why I relate with them.

Anyway, I'm going to close the gen and set up these laptops then get gooned out of my mind.

Somehow ended up spending almost 2k.

>>128799

It would be hard to find an african american born in her time that didn't have a broken dysfunctional family

>>128807

Yeah, I wasn't sure what to expect.

>Schöfferhofer Hefeweizen

This one actually has a little more colour and taste. Still not particularly exciting, but at least it feels like a beer unlike the other one.

>>128809

What did you end up getting?

>>128809

One for the gf?

>>128809

>I feel like I've been fucked in the ass.

I am glad you enjoyed it. I like buying new things too.

>>128811

>>128809

have fun NEET

>>128809

Also keep the receipts, and try and depreciate yours at tax time.

>>128811

That's crazy, 2k, that's a weeks worth of KFC

>>128812

The parents were probably more likely to be married and stay together back then than now. But lots of infidelity probably.

>>128811

>then get gooned out of my mind

Why not just get moderately gooned?

>>128820

Lots of beating too most likely.

>>128811

>then get gooned out of my mind

At least today is Saturday, not Sunday like last weekend. *Looks at you disapprovingly*

>>128822

The rule of thumb was a good rule.

>>128821

That's like quitting half way through a wank

>>128810

I used to relate with them. Now not so much. Not that I am not broken and dysfunctional. I am. But I realise now it is not cool and you don't have to react to it in the stereotypical ways.

>>128823

Says the cunt who just detailed the 18+ standard drinks he was going to consume this afternoon and early evening.

>>128826

You sound like a sensible person

>>128828

I am trying.

>>128812

Almost like slavery gave the niggers a structured life.

>>128819

big big boi

>>128831

>▶

Yeah, his maths is a bit out. $25 per visit, once per day, is only $175. Do the same at HJs for the other meal, you're still only looking at $350 for the week. Another $500 at Dans and you're still well under $2k.

>>128832

He must have a driver whose sole purpose is to drive to and from KFC and Dan's to keep him satisfied. It's only way to get his bill that high.

>>128833

That or he's another class of executive heretofore unseen around these parts…

>>128834

>heretofore

Now there's a word you don't see every day.

You are not a true executive unless you are ordering your KFC from the "Catering" menu.

>>128835

It has heretofore been unused on this board.

>>128836

Real executives get variety pack for 50+ people:

>75 Original Recipe Chicken

>50 Original Tenders

>50 Wicked Wing

>7 Maxi Popcorn Chicken

>12 Large Seasoned Chips

https://www.kfc.com.au/catering

>>128838

The other one with 6 large gravy looked good.

>>128837

I think the first time I used apropos here was also a first.

t. vocabularyNEET

>>128841

or finishing before your heart explodes

>>128842

A race towards victory

>>128830

Maybe wfd can do much the same for the wayward neets

>>128841

the same is true of life

>>128846

Pauline will have you doing compulsory military service in no time.

>>128844

You better not be showing them this place.

>>128847

the hardest thing about getting a GF is that i would need to get friends first.

>>128850

Of course not.

>>128847

Dan's your friend.

>>128848

Well bantered.

>>128845

Why are you posting bad comedy skits?

>>128854

was that scripted? i can't tell the difference when niggers are involved

>>128849

That's why the smart young neets are bulking up and developing permanent physical disabilities

>>128856

The sexually deviant neets will fit right in though

>>128857

They should aim to fit right in to their local church tomorrow morning

rumbongolo abo

Why are there so many gross flags here of late

post-colonial aboriginal literature

Took three bottles of wine, but I managed to puke up my entire intestinal track and some to spare.

Still shaky. Just laying down in the shower for a fuckin hour is a solid post-binge remedy.

>>128785

>Let us know if you get stuck

Will do. Worked fine until I changed from Win-8 to Linux. I just need to not drink so much beer when attempting to fix it…

hope that mofugga from yeseday is folding an d polishing his katana

i comin for him

>>128867

You should be able to see what the kernel thinks it is via dmesg and google it from there. Might need to build an extra kernel module or something and load it.

>tfw no (You)'s

New laptop was a mistake

No memes either. How am I supposed to convey my feels now?

>>128870

Transfer your memes

>>128865

*intestinal tract

>>128811

Well don't leave us hanging too long. I wanna know everything about them (Brand,specs,price etc) including pics.

>>128814

Two of these

https://www.harveynorman.com.au/hp-15-db0019au-15-6-inch-laptop.html

then he conned me into getting internet security and surge protectors.

>>128874

>internet security

Oh mate.

>>128815

Yeah. She got pissy when I said that she can have one and I dont need one so i had to get one for myself.

>>128876

Why did that get her pissy?

>>128875

This. An up-to-date Windows 10 plus the built in Windows Defender is actually very strong.

>>128875

>Fucking the internet with a condom

I may as well just have a wank

>>128874

Lol the fucking webpage even mentions Windows Defender.

Good specs/price otherwise.

>>128877

I don't know but I wasn't willing to hear what ever she had to say so I just got another one.

I should've got an actual PC rather than a laptop for myself but oh well.

>>128874

> internet security

Get a refund on this shit.

>surge protectors

up to you, but meh

>>128880

It was the cheapest 8gb ram.

I did take in what you guys were saying even though I don't understand it.

>>128881

Things sound a bit dysfunctional there mate. Does she let you touch her?