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 No.128508 [View All]

What have you got planned for the weekend NEETs? You and your NEET squad hitting the clubs?

Old Thread: >>127758

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 No.129216

>>129211

Apart from no GF, and being a sperg, I probably can cross off most other things people like. Good income, mortgage, postgrad eduction etc, etc.

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 No.129217

>>129213

Aboriginal computer repair technician

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 No.129218

>>129216

I am much like you, I don't care for anything of those things.

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 No.129219

>>129215

>and expired.

What happens to prostitutes when they die?

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 No.129220

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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 No.129221

>>129218

Me either, really. I spend a bit more on my booze, as some here have noted, but apart from that don't really give two shits.

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 No.129222

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 No.129223

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>>129221

Do you follow the Dan Tips?

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 No.129224

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 No.129225

>>129223

Nah, I DGIF about hiding it. The bird who works there on Saturdays noticed Mummybot stopped appearing a few weeks ago and asked after her.

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 No.129226

>>129225

Is Mummybot into the booze too?

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 No.129227

File: 2c565e939bdc272⋯.png (15.53 KB,350x420,5:6,2c565e939bdc2725874cf17f7a….png)

ROCKHAMPTON

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 No.129228

>>129227

So close.

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 No.129229

>>129226

Nah, she drinks half a bottle on a Saturday night.

She has moved down the coast now.

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 No.129230

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>>129223

>not using dark theme

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 No.129231

>>129229

then how did she become known to the staff at Dan's?

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 No.129233

>>129231

We visited on Saturdays at 9:00 sharp.

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 No.129234

>>129233

What a double act you were. You should never have separated.

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 No.129235

>>129228

You better not be.

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 No.129236

>>129230

I browse using Private window shit and do not adjust any settings. This is not me >>129232

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 No.129237

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 No.129238

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 No.129239

>>129238

Pajeet will never improve

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 No.129240

>>129230

People who don't use dark/night themes are provably necromancers here to sow discord.

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 No.129241

just completed my third beer and I'm feeling pretty comfy

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 No.129242

>>129240

>not deliberately compromising your eyesight so you can claim dsp

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 No.129243

>>129242

I would rather wagecuck than be a blindNEET. Unless you can claim a carer to browse /ausneets/ for you to subject them to this.

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 No.129244

The sixth or so wank really took it out of me

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 No.129245

>>129243

Microsoft Sam is the best danvoice a man could ask for

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 No.129246

>>129244

You probably have less semen inside you than the average woman right now

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 No.129247

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>>129246

>not being able to ejaculated large loads at least 8 times a day

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 No.129248

>>129247

I think the seventh could happen but I wouldn't put much hope in an eighth tbh

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 No.129249

>>129248

that's why you'll never be special

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 No.129250

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>>129248

Pathetic.

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 No.129251

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>>129249

That's why I dream m8

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 No.129252

>>129244

I did three this morning and pulled my calves.

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 No.129253

>>129252

Did having a fourth fix your calves?

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 No.129254

>>129251

Can you please not post my uncle.

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 No.129255

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>>129254

sorri cuz

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 No.129256

>>129254

that's neet king circa 2020

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 No.129257

>>129253

Yes, along will all other ailments. You wank yourself in, you can wank yourself out again.

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 No.129258

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>>129255

DON'T POST MY MUMMYBOT!!!

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 No.129259

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>>129258

Where do you see yourself at 28?

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 No.129260

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 No.129261

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>>129259

>that's only three years away

Hopefully I'd have finished or close to finishing my accounting degree.

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 No.129263

>>129260

Well NKed.

>>129261

If worse comes to worse you can always do the calculations on how much booze you will need to eliminate your liver.

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 No.129264

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>>129259

Hopefuly eating chips for lunch after a nice morning mowing my lawn or more realistically still a neet In reality i doubt ill make it to 28 anon, 6 years is a long time

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 No.129265

New thread: >>129262

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 No.129266

>>129261

You can manage the finances in the neet commune

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 No.129267

benis

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