NEET General #171 - Another Weekend Edition NEET 08/17/18 (Fri) 09:17:10 No. 128508 [View All]
What have you got planned for the weekend NEETs? You and your NEET squad hitting the clubs?
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:06:55 No. 129216
>>129211
Apart from no GF, and being a sperg, I probably can cross off most other things people like. Good income, mortgage, postgrad eduction etc, etc.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:07:42 No. 129217
>>129213
Aboriginal computer repair technician
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:08:52 No. 129218
>>129216
I am much like you, I don't care for anything of those things.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:09:29 No. 129219
>>129215
>and expired.
What happens to prostitutes when they die?
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:09:46 No. 129220
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:10:02 No. 129221
>>129218
Me either, really. I spend a bit more on my booze, as some here have noted, but apart from that don't really give two shits.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:10:34 No. 129222
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:11:54 No. 129223
>>129221
Do you follow the Dan Tips?
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:12:13 No. 129224
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:14:28 No. 129225
>>129223
Nah, I DGIF about hiding it. The bird who works there on Saturdays noticed Mummybot stopped appearing a few weeks ago and asked after her.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:15:18 No. 129226
>>129225
Is Mummybot into the booze too?
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:15:53 No. 129227
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:16:33 No. 129228
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:16:34 No. 129229
>>129226
Nah, she drinks half a bottle on a Saturday night.
She has moved down the coast now.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:16:37 No. 129230
>>129223
>not using dark theme
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:17:35 No. 129231
>>129229
then how did she become known to the staff at Dan's?
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:18:01 No. 129233
>>129231
We visited on Saturdays at 9:00 sharp.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:19:05 No. 129234
>>129233
What a double act you were. You should never have separated.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:22:07 No. 129235
>>129228
You better not be.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:24:11 No. 129236
>>129230
I browse using Private window shit and do not adjust any settings. This is not me >>129232
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:24:41 No. 129237
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:25:11 No. 129238
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:27:01 No. 129239
>>129238
Pajeet will never improve
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:28:00 No. 129240
>>129230
People who don't use dark/night themes are provably necromancers here to sow discord.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:28:36 No. 129241
just completed my third beer and I'm feeling pretty comfy
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:29:10 No. 129242
>>129240
>not deliberately compromising your eyesight so you can claim dsp
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:31:23 No. 129243
>>129242
I would rather wagecuck than be a blindNEET. Unless you can claim a carer to browse /ausneets/ for you to subject them to this.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:31:59 No. 129244
The sixth or so wank really took it out of me
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:32:32 No. 129245
>>129243
Microsoft Sam is the best danvoice a man could ask for
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:32:55 No. 129246
>>129244
You probably have less semen inside you than the average woman right now
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:34:26 No. 129247
>>129246
>not being able to ejaculated large loads at least 8 times a day
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:35:22 No. 129248
>>129247
I think the seventh could happen but I wouldn't put much hope in an eighth tbh
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:35:52 No. 129249
>>129248
that's why you'll never be special
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:36:25 No. 129250
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:36:28 No. 129251
>>129249
That's why I dream m8
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:37:13 No. 129252
>>129244
I did three this morning and pulled my calves.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:38:05 No. 129253
>>129252
Did having a fourth fix your calves?
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:38:47 No. 129254
>>129251
Can you please not post my uncle.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:39:48 No. 129255
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:39:52 No. 129256
>>129254
that's neet king circa 2020
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:40:08 No. 129257
>>129253
Yes, along will all other ailments. You wank yourself in, you can wank yourself out again.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:40:23 No. 129258
>>129255
DON'T POST MY MUMMYBOT!!!
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:40:46 No. 129259
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>>129258
Where do you see yourself at 28?
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:41:45 No. 129260
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:41:45 No. 129261
>>129259
>that's only three years away
Hopefully I'd have finished or close to finishing my accounting degree.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:43:29 No. 129263
>>129260
Well NKed.
>>129261
If worse comes to worse you can always do the calculations on how much booze you will need to eliminate your liver.
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:44:20 No. 129264
>>129259
Hopefuly eating chips for lunch after a nice morning mowing my lawn or more realistically still a neet In reality i doubt ill make it to 28 anon, 6 years is a long time
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:44:31 No. 129265
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:44:43 No. 129266
>>129261
You can manage the finances in the neet commune
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NEET 08/18/18 (Sat) 08:44:50 No. 129267
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