/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>130792

>>130783

Stepped out for a ciggy, it's all good. I understand the gist of it and I had a few videos explain the very very fundamental basics but that's all. I just need to get my hands on one so I can dedicate all this information into mechanical memory.

>>130797

Imagine being so gay for another country that you adopt their gods, cultural leaders and then just make your official language Greek.

>>130806

We speak English.

>>130806

I don't see you worshiping the rainbow serpent and speaking noongar mate

>>130795

>He threatened to call DOCS the other day when mum used the word 'aboriginal' in a mocking tone

What was his reasoning behind that?

Turns out this was satire. That makes me sad.

>>130807

>>130808

Well the English are a funny lineage of thrice-colonials. That we're speaking English and not Common Brittonic does get that pony ride jostling.

>>130812

and it felt so good, I wanna do it again

>>130812

The one before was done in 5

>>130814

>2.5 SPPM

Nice.

>>130811

I wonder if the world would be a better place without anglos

nah, probably not

#weareallgreg

My tummy feels funny.

>>130818

maybe it should post here

>>130816

I would if the world would be a better place without jews

>>130819

>>130818

???

>>130817

He seems frustrated.

>>130820

People

>>130820

Let's try it out and see.

>>130822

His life has no purpose. His nation and people are in decline and on a course for destruction. He is part of a caste which is not respected (white man). He has no children. It is a miracle he has not become another suicide statistic.

Any videos of aboriginals reacting to Moon Man?

>>130825

So basically /oneofus/?

The world will not be a better place without Dan

>>130825

He's an urbanite, so I have less sympathy for him. He should lift, unless he's a manlet.

>>130830

Greg is a manmore, he would be at least 190cm. An absolute unit.

>>130817

That's the best Aussie accent I've heard in a long time.

>>130831

He should lift then.

>>130812

I bet /aus/'s BO is sad we're going to take over them in only a few months time

>>130835

Lasagna and like half a packet of tim-tams.

>>130836

>only half a packet

You will never fuzz to your chair like that.

>>130837

I have dropped on my executive NEETs.

>>130835

2 family feasts from KFC and some leftover Pizza from last night

>>130835

I bought a roast chicken and turned the bones into a stock, not sure what I'll use the stock for right now

>>130838

Why has Pewdiepie turned gay

>>130841

Freeze it for later

>>130838

Rather charged material to post.

Going to have a shave, pluck my monobrow, and maybe put a pore pack on my nose.

>>130845

You sound like a NEET of great beauty.

>>130846

Sadly I am not.

>>130845

Noice. Gotta do something similar myself. Didn't know you could do pore packs. I tend to get rashes something awful around my mouth when I slip on my diet. T

>>130828

Removing alcohol from the world would significantly improve the lives of many, but not of me

>>130844

I watched it and as far as I can tell it looks like propaganda from America to hide the fact that they're gay for Jew cock

>>130842

He is swedish

>>130850

I'll take your word for it, I doubt that's any worse than what watching the video gives.

>>130849

You are one of Dan's blessed few.

managed to cut myself shaving like an absolute brainlet, now I must walk around with a mark of shame

>>130854

How bad?

>>130854

We've ceased praying and started flaying.

>>130855

Just a momentary glance on my lower lip but it bled quite a lot

>>130854

Have a wank.

>>130858

Good idea, at least that isn't cut

Will they give me enough DSP to live on if I've held a job in the past but my autism is actually diagnosed?

>>130860

If they deem your autism is at a level where it prevents you from working in the future.

>>130852

It's a rucka rucka ali video suprisingly enough

>>130860

I got it, despite having worked before. Depends on the assessment you get.

>>130859

What if a rabbi breaks into your house in the middle of the night?

>>130863

>>130861

Can I pretend to be retarded at the interview?

>>130866

The Good Stuff

>>130867

What sauces are you getting?

Fucking dole bludgers.

>>130866

>>130867

Good job lads.

>>130867

NK You fucking Boong

>>130869

Garlic and bbq

>>130864

Looks like he will be too engooned for such shenanigans tonight

>>130867

Take pics of the feast when you get it home please big boy.

>>130874

You should try hot chilli and garlic, it's a good combination.

>>130873

Your a boong

>>130878

>Can't even spell "you're"

wew lad jew boong

>>130879

It's a NEET king trademark

>>130870

Hey das ma cousin righ dere

>>130865

If you think you can fool multiple psychologists, go for it. There's yours, centrelink's and then another one centrelink sends you to to make sure.

>>130881

that guy needs a haircut

>>130881

I have got uber eats a few times. The downside is the food gets barely warm when it arrives to your house, meatboxes are best served fresh.

>>130885

Doesn't seem worth it for anyone involved.

>>130886

much like life

>>130885

Revenge is a dish best served cold

>>130817

We will all end up as Greg if we don't get our shit together.

>>130835

Ordinary fried rice

>>130841

A not-so-refreshing beverage?

>>130888

the same is not true of KFC

>>130886

I heat it a bit in the microwave, but it isn't the same. It's annoying, my local kebab shop closed down.

>>130888

I don't see how revenge relates

>>130889

I'd say Gregs doing better than I am.

>>130887

bleak

>>130889

Greg is doing much better than most NEETs.

>>130887

nah

Is boong king going to pick up any victims on the way home from the kebab shop?

>>130835

I had tuna and avo sushi. Feeling pretty drowsy.

>>130881

Thank you I was waiting for a update.

>>130896

NK provides his own satay sticks.

Does Greg look for gold? Doesn't seem worth it. Most of these guys only make $20-$50 bucks a day, even if they know what they're doing.

>>130900

I wonder if fagneet ever found any gold

>>130881

What is the name of that guy's haircut?

>>130900

Add newstart allowance and getting paid cash to reduce your income to still recieve Newstart would be a good life.

>>130902

It is a side part.

>>130905

I thought they were selling the classic export cans again now

>>130905

I hope we get a poo update m8

>>130905

Beautiful.

>>130905

A small meal. You will never become an executive.

>>130905

You've posted that same pic dozens of times. Time to try something new, old friend.

>>130901

Finding gold isn't that hard by the look of it. Just takes time. I like these videos, they're relaxing, a good mix of autism and nature. But they're pulling in specks. Even the guys with big dredging machines are pulling in fuck all, if you take the cost of fuel, plant and maintenance into account.

>>130903

Not so sure about that. Maybe if you're a NEET in gold country. Pretty sure you need a license and the tax man would come down on you hard. Seems like a nice idea though.

>tfw no NK spoilered poo update in weeks

>>130912

I remember one more recent than that

>>130912

Do not encourage him.

>>130900

I wouldn't mind doing this but there are no creeks with gold near where I live, I would have to go get a metal detector around the bushlands area.

>>130913

I cannot recall seeing one this week or last week. May be one more than two weeks old.

>>130914

I must insist.

>>130916

I posted one on Friday but I forgot to spoiler it and all the neets got angry

I just did a shit that was so big it went half way up the toilet wall (Completely stuck up out of the water)

>>130918

nice

>>130917

The goon is destroying my brain good

Literal shitposting haven.

>>130905

Tasty HOT Delicious

>>130922

The door is unlocked

>>130913

That wasn't spoilered.

>>130923

These posts have been NK all this time?

I don't believe it.

Hey NK I don't think you actually ever told us, what is your current job

No, surely not.

Just a case of misdirection. It has to be.

>>130926

Senior rape appraiser

>>130925

He has many ways to lure in victims.

>>130926

He is a warehouse monkey. Does a bit with the forklift and other unskilled tasks.

Industrial Forklift Rape

>>130927

But who would misdirect on here? I know of no-one with such shameful proclivities.

>>130918

Thought I was going to have to get the plunger out this morning. Had pressure like diarrhea and an urgent need to shit. Was just a slow moving series of wet turds that wasn't going to wait for me to have breakfast first. Had to limp into the bathroom clenching so tight I got a cramp. Filled the bowl up to about 1/3rd capacity. Just kept coming. Must have taken 10 minutes, didn't even need to push for most of it. Had an "oh shit" moment when the water level raised to the top of the bowl after flushing, but it shifted. Flushed a couple of times extra in case it blocks up the pipes.

>>130932

You should call your sponsor.

>>130932

possum misdirectors

>>130930

As harsh as it is true.

>>130935

And he replies with this >>130937

Mischievous marsupial.

>>130938

All look shit

Is there much gold in SA or the NT? These videos have sparked my interest.

>>130941

In SA you can go become one of the eccentrics that dig for opals in the outback.

>>130941

Yeah there is a bit but you should narrow down your fossicking area. It will take you too long to look through all of that.

>>130942

There is a bit of gold around there too.

When they dug out Olympic dam, it might've been when they expanded it, they had to crush and throw away all the opal they got. Opal is around the 22 foot region deep and gold is something deeper but if all that opal got put on the market it would've crashed the opal market forever.

>>130938

They all look bad So I pick Gringo as it's likely so bad its good

>>130942

Also another cool point is that mining for opal is seen as gambling in the eyes of the government so you will keep your cennobux.

You still need to declare what you sell, there are people up there with literally 100K worth of opal still getting the dole because they haven't sold it as they are waiting for the price to go up.

>>130947

I swear you're fagNEET

>>130947

night NEET sleep tight.

>>130940

>>130945

You are both wrong

>>130947

Sleep tight sponsored NEET, another day passed where you didn't shame yourself too badly.

>>130948

Your NEET lore is poor.

>>130948

That would be an almighty misdirection. He is a cunning critter but I doubt even he is that good.

>>130947

S _ _ _ _ d

>>130952

VapourNEET then

>>130951

The shame is always there. What varies is how much of it shows. But that is just cosmetic.

Never trust a KFC fart.

>>130957

Has there been an incident? Should someone call your mummybot and let her know what has happened?

>>130955

What about him?

>>130955

It's as if you don't even care. It's shire

I'm feelimg cold NEETs

>>130959

I have never heard of that south east/north east corner of NSW and VIC having gold.

>>130961

ok

>>130959

After looking at that map, the place I meant in >>130944 was Prominent Hill, not Olympic dam.. I think. It was over 10 years ago.

>>130961

Don't you dare impersonate me, a shameful display.

>>130966

Calm down Weber.

>>130963

Seriously?

There are so many goldmines in that region, honestly I'd say the only place in Aus that had more gold mining was Ballarat

>>130967

That's not me, fuckface.

>>130958

All under control.

>>130966

>>130967

sperg and NK have at it again

Women have such an easier time gold digging

>>130968

I was surprised to find out that the Barossa even had a small gold rush.

>>130972

You need to learn how to seduce a sugar daddy and drill his mine shaft for all he's worth.

>>130973

Had a small Nazi rush at one point too lol

>>130975

Tanunda isn't really Barossa, it's only just outside of Light council.

>>130974

Getting the snip in Thailand and find me a pom sugar daddy

>>130975

>>130976

Actually, I guess it is. I'm just being petty/

>>130974

Those old eccentrics sitting on piles of opals would probably be good targets for a skilled gold-digger. Maybe a Thai or Filipino. Lang Hancock fell victim to one.

>>130978

>I'm just being petty

Something new and different for the Gen.

>>130978

I admire this comment. You humbled yourself well.

>>130971

wtf have I done?

>>130973

makes sense I mean a lot of the gold areas have an active wine scene, another one I can think of is the King Valley in Victoria

>>130979

They'd end up down a shaft. It happened quite a few times when I was there.

Some local would tell a backpacker tourist or a school girl trying to run away that he'd show them "real Australia", root them them throw them down a shaft.

>>130978

nothing wrong with Nazis

>>130982

You need to appologise to artNEET

>>130984

>root them them throw them down a shaft.

gave them the shaft in more ways than one

>>130987

shafted

>>130967

Monaro I know it's you

>>130989

Never heard of him.

>>130989

Never heard of him.

>>130984

People are strange

>>130989

Never heard of him.

>>130984

Is that the inspiration for wolf creek

>>130989

Never heard of him.

>>130994

No Wolf Creek in Ivan Milat based isn't it?

>>130986

Did I do something narky while gooned?

>>130990

>>130991

>>130993

>>130995

BO is this the same person?

>>130997

I called him a faggot while I was gooned

>>130998

I only got 1 (You) from that, so no. I'm not the BO.

>>130994

Probably more the Falconio dude.

>>131000

BO can you use your BO tag to prove its you

repetitive neet repetitive

>>130992

There was this one guy who used to get tourists to stay at his house for cheap and he'd tell them out right that they didn't have to pay if they sucked his cock. He'd say it to the chicks even in front of their husband/bf's

He was one of the guys who was questioned numerous times about missing girls. I don't know if he ever got caught/charged.

>>130994

I think it was >>131002

>>130998

I only got 1 (You) from that, so no. I'm not the BO.

>>131004

NK you fucking boong

>>131006

You cheeky fucker.

>>131007

I am NOT neet king

>>131006

you cheeky fucker

>>131009

I am NOT neet king

We're a good bunch of cunts.

>>131013

for you

God mummybot is really getting to me, had another argument with her tonight, I'm really considering moving out but my only out really is becoming a wagecuck, which is pretty hard in Melbourne because of the thousands of fucking pajeets who are here on working visas and shit that take all the unskilled labour

ginger incel, imagine my shock

>>131015

>the thousands of fucking pajeets who are here on working visas and shit that take all the unskilled labour

Iktf.

Cold one tonight boys

>>131015

You should join a sudanese gang

Cold one tonight boys

>>131018

the cockles of my heart are warmed by the neet general

>>131019

Unfortunately that's not an option as I'm not a nigger

>>131021

You warm beneath the cockles of my heart.

>>131016

He is a very sad individual. His complaining just makes him look bad.

>>131023

>>131021

My heart is cold and dead. Unresponsive to all external conditions.

>>131022

You can be their communal cum bag

Do you like beef jerky, Cheesey?

>>131022

It's the nigger in your heart that matters

>>131018

indeed it's probably the coldest night this year

>>131026

He will get paid in nutritional zincy goodness.

>>131022

you can organise them so that they can commit crime more effectively. all i reckon these gangs are missing is good administrative work.

>>131031

neet mob

>>131031

Heaps deadly brah

>>131028

I'd rather join an abo gang as >>131031 suggested, I'm much more a boong than nigger at heart

>>131033

UNNA on my wrist

>>131036

SNIFF in the kitchen

>>131036

Does there such a thing as aboriganl rap exist?

>>131038

Someone posted a pic of three MC hammer looking unna mob and a biggy smalls black fella.

>>131038

Yes. Forcing african american culture onto aboriginal youth is a very common trend in recent times

>>131038

U N N A

GOON GANG

>>131038

There is this

https://invidio.us/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4

Invidio is basically what hooktube was before it died

>>131045

Good night.

>>131045

Night mongolians

>>131045

the lesbian at the back is nice

>>131033

Real abo gang

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bEFuzmDF0Zo#

>>131027

Is this a sexual reference or do you really want to know my opinion on the dried snack?

>>131045

night qts

>>131051

Genuine question.

>>131045

Sweet dreams

>>131053

I have the Jack Link's one sometimes, I guess it is alright.

>>131049

The one looking at her is having a malfunction.

>>131056

She's seen the face of neet king reborn

>>131055

Thank you.

>>131058

Do you have any recommendations?

>>131058

You are a peculiar chap.

Do you like jerky?

>>131062

Worrying post

>>131062

You are not cheesy.

Don't sniff petrol from a can

>>131060

Not really. Once my supermarket had Family Guy braded jerky.

>>131061

I don't mind it.

I shall ask another NEET a random question tomorrow night.

>>131063

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought it. I didn't say anything in case it wasn't a lewd post.

>>131059

Abos stick those up their bums

>>131065

The refined unna only partakes from the coke bottle.

>>131068

All that glitters is not gold.

>>131059

oh my god that looks so pretty

>>131066

>a random question tomorrow night.

I look forward to it.

>>131039

>a biggy smalls black fella

That was no 'fella'.

>>131070

glitter rhymes with shitter

>>131065

vaporwave version

>>131072

The fourth pic looks like some cyberpunk new age thing.

>>131064

#weareallcheesey

>>131072

is gril neet back?

>>131074

>That was no 'fella'.

oh.. OH.. OH NO

>>131065

nightcore

>>131082

Have you posted your elbow yet?

>>131079

>>131072

If she is I was going to ask,

did your bf introduce you to /aus/ or /ausneets/? How did you end up here? Is he an internet weirdo?

Show dick please

>>131083

This is what we are all after.

>>131083

Wat

>>131084

No, actually. I was just going around 8chan because most of the boards I used to go on halfchan give me panic attacks because of past experiences. And yes he too is a weirdo and a (recently former) neet.

>>131087

When did you come to 8?

Also, post your elbow.

>>131087

>panic attacks from browsing an imageboard

wtf

>>131085

patrician neet

>>131087

All grills must post a pic of their elbow

MUST

>>131093

Lord of the flies.

Prime orbiter.

>>131095

Absolutely revolting.

>>131097

Do you not put covers on your bedding? Even NK does that

>>131097

Thank you.

>>131100

there are three women in that image

Designated Sleeping Streets

>>131097

>shut down physically and become a crying wreck.

Most women use that to their advantage. I think that comes with the territory.

>>131089

Yeah I was thinking the same, I used to get panic attacks going to the shops but sitting at home on your PC??

>>131097

A nice elbow.

>>131082

>admitting you're a girl

you know the drill

>>131106

UNNA he's too tight

>>131108

The idea of elbows was so they wouldn't be appropriated in a lewd manner.

>>131109

>elbow

>>131109

she already bared her vivacious curve

>>131111

A man can jerk off to any female body part if he has enough time to ponder it

>>131099

Oh. No we do, it just fell off and is somewhere around the bed scrunched up.

>>131105

>>131107

Its a lot more severe than most cases. I have severe GAD and depression according to the GP, but I start hyperventilating and get drenched with cold sweat, I can't think straight or even move after a few minutes and start tearing up. And I can't stay outside for more than a few minutes at a time or I'll pass out.

This is while on anxiety and depression medication. Trust me, I'd rather not have this than have some kind of advantage over other people because I can cry or something.

>>131116

>it just fell off and is somewhere around the bed scrunched up.

If you are the show off type, I'm sure some NEETs would be the watching type.

>>131116

How do you feel about racism?

>>131116

do any neetposts ever prove too much for you?

>>131097

are you shireNEETs gf

>>131116

You're not studying law are you?

>>131122

>>131121

lol

Don't go making a spectacle of yourself now grill-NEET…

>>131095

>she

>>131124

This is good advice. One elbow photo is fine, but now she should fade back into the background.

>>131121

>>131122

My gf does not have a panic disorder as far as I know.

>>131104

I remember when I was a wagecuck I had a boss who was from rural SA and would say that the abo parts where like other countries, back then I didn't understand this but the more I see these PSA clips the more I do

>>131116

>GAD

I've got that one written on my file as well but I'd say it's improved after my GP prescribed me with benzos and told me to take them when ever I felt like I was going to go over the edge so to speak

>>131128

That vid is from NT

>>131127

New video when?

>>131129

abos are no better at road safety in other states or territories

>>131127

Tell her to make your bed rather than just sitting about posting pics of her elbow for depraved young men.

>>131129

Yeah his stories where from places in both NT and SA as he lived pretty far up north

>>131127

You don't know your own gf's elbow from that of a stranger?

>>131130

Maybe next weekend.

>>131131

Yes they are. Some places like cockburn and are a bit out there like that but only NT has the full, just black communities that white's dont go to.

Most of those remoter NT towns have two cops for like 5 towns and that's over a couple hundred square k's

>>131131

I let abos sleep in the backseat of my car, comes at a price thou. No one sleeps for free

>>131120

I see NK and Cheesey are getting along

>>131139

Cheesy looks like he's been in a fire

>>131133

Maybe north of Marla but pretty much anywhere south of there has more sense and cops to fix that shit.

>>131140

Tahlia is a feisty girl

>>131141

>>131133

Although, now you mention it, Oodnadatta is pretty fucked and that's a long way south of Marla.

>>131137

Do you neets have any home defense weapons? I'm thinking of trying for a collector's license for crossbows and swords and such

>>131145

To defend against what? You're a NEET, no one's going to rob you and while you say you don't like rapeNEET, some of you guys would love the intimacy.

>>131144

That house hosts some of the wildest outback orgies I've ever seen

>>131146

Y'know. Just in case

>>131144

Yeah, that shit's fucked.

Where I lived there was a "reserve" (that's what it was called) that had those houses everywhere. Holes in the roof to let the smoke out.

I'd like to know where that vid is from.

Sistagirls. Tranny abos are a thing, apparently.

>>131149

It's a shame those white dog cunts give the abos such shitty houses to live in. No respect.

>>131151

I remember walking home from school and finding a brand new Kawazaki 250 (I think that's what it was) dumped on the side of the road. They drove it half way home, siphoned the tank and got on the sniff.

>>131149

It was filmed in joondalup

>>131153

heh

>>131145

I've got a set of brass knuckles. All you need, don't want anything hard to hide.

>>131150

I was looking it up and white people have the lowest percentage of LGBT people. Just seems the rest don't get popularized nearly as much.

>>131155

I will bet good money the Jews have the highest rate

>>131157

I'd probably say it'd be thai's

>>131156

where is this tennis NEET

>>131158

How could I forget the Sexual Jew

>>131155

I feel like I'd be too weak to use knuckles. Maybe I should try get into HEMA, but that requires being social.

>>131161

Jews aren't listed and likely have more than 5%

>>131156

That's not rain that's from people pissing on the court

>>131163

I think that is just in the US.

>>131156

Rain nowadays cheers me up more than seeing a sunny day ever did. Even when I was younger, rain was something that I just loved to go out and stand in and just enjoy the water.

>>131145

If someone wishes to murder me while I sleep who am i to trash his desires?

>>131166

Thats because you were poor and couldn't shower

>>131168

lel

>>131159

It's in Cincinnati, USA.

>>131162

HEMA sounds like the opposite of social, I don't know where you'd find a class for that in Australia.

Anyway you really don't need much, just a knife or something at most. Once you've got a knife all bets are off.

>>131166

There was even times where I would go out in the middle of storms and play in the muddy puddles in the backyard with toys and imagine they were flooded levels in a videogame like the ones in DK country 2

>>131162

Get a beanbag and hang it. Practice jabs on a small target. Like anything else, it takes autism to master.

>>131171

There're tourneys and stuff for it in aus, actually. The local warhammer store manager in Sydney I used to go to did it for a long time. Dude used to shield bash his opponents through plate armour til they fainted.

Also the statistic I heard back in highschool about how many cases there are of knife owners being stabbed by their own knives in a fight kind of scare me.

>>131164

What part of your brain thought that would be a funny thing to say?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_sexual_orientation#Israel

Israel is very gay

>>131145

Tools