/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

My bin day was yesterday

PARAFIELD GARDENS

It's easy to spot a normalfag, or a degenerate at that. They are egoists who never depreciate their value. The man who thinks nothing of himself is one close at heart. Modesty is the song we sing and egoists are always normalfaggots.

>>131560

You must be close to Weber. You should go out to lunch with him.

>>131561

Hating yourself and feeling worthless are not good things.

>>131561

Many robots (or similar) are a strange and often toxic combination of feels of superiority and feelings of inferiority

I guess that truly applies to everyone though

>>131559

what game is that?

>>131561

how can you have a sense of self without an ego?

>>131553

Well done, not a fuckup to be found.

>>131559

I like those graphics, crisp and clean. Antialiasing was a mistake.

>>131562

Where are you taking me? I'll have the lobster.

>>131569

Have you ever eaten a lobster at a restaurant? In the movies they wear bibs.

>>131570

American movies. We people eat like pigs and can't use cutlery properly.

>>131572

*Where

>>131572

>Cutlery

>lobster

Lobsters are for posh cunts. Give me a good yabby

>>131574

>>Cutlery

>>lobster

I was talking generally about American table manners or lack thereof.

Lobster tail – the only part worth bothering with – can be eaten with cutlery.

>>131577

I didn't know we had asians

>>131577

Go chug your vodka.

>>131578

I think I mentioned it once that I was Korean while being blackout drunk and doodling.

>>131579

That'stheplan

>>131580

I'm a bit worried about your alcohol consumption neet, take care of yourself

>>131575

Lobsters used to be prison food in the US. Kind of like how foie gras used to be peasant food. Tastes change.

>>131576

The best meat in almost every crustacean is the claw.

>>131583

>The best meat in almost every crustacean is the claw.

Wat aboot Morton Bay bugz? Checkmate athiests

I don't like crab or lobster or any of the similar things like marron and yabbies. Meat is too sweet and an unpleasant texture.

>>131582

You're a swell guy, neet. But I'll be okay, It takes like 1/5th of a vodka bottle for me to completely pass out after a while. Thanks for the concern though.

>>131587

I drank the equivalent of a bottle of spirits on Saturday and couldn't pass out :(

>>131584

>not cracking the legs open

wanna touch justine schofield's boosies

>>131589

He'll need to buy me drinks before that happens.

>>131591

Well bantered.

>>131489

You talking about the original series or the reboot?

>>131590

I'd prefer Justine Clarke tbh

>>131595

Had to google her, but knew her. Yeah, she's alright hey?

>>131578

>>131577

are you female korean NEET whos scared of image boards?

>>131585

I like it, but I'm allergic. Soon as my throat gets scratchy I have to stop. Had my lips puff up once as a kid, but I seem to have developed more tolerance as an adult.

>>131594

Original. Maybe it gets better.

Just a bit weird compared to Eraserhead, where looking away from the screen was a feat.

>>131599

No spoilers please.

>>131597

Yeah, it got a little too pokey last night so I took good advice and poof'd and began talking about other things

>>131596

She's starting to look pretty old in recent times, but aren't we all?

>>131600

No problems, I'll keep a cap on them.

>>131602

Yeah. Fortunately my tastes seem to adjust as I get older. Younger birds are always going to be nice to look at, but you start to appreciate the older ones who've looked after themselves.

>>131576

>Lobster tail – the only part worth bothering with

I've never had any part of a lobster. I know they're expensive - like a whole frozen one can cost $40 the last time I looked - but I have seen frozen tails at IGA for $9 that are imported from Brazil iirc. Think I'd rather spend my 'hard earned' money on Aussie prawns or crab to be quite fucking honest with you.

>>131605

I actually don't particularly care for lobster. I just posted it to be funny.

>>131599

It's like that JJ Abrams guy. Mystery Box Theater. A bunch of weird themes, kooky imagery and plot threads that seem to go somewhere. This was before internet streaming when you had to wait all week to get 'answers' then the show would only give you more questions. Designed to string you along.

Completely superficial nonsense. Postmodern deconstruction of a murder mystery.

>>131605

>>131606

What would be a good alternative for it though?

One that's cheaper more affordable but also easily accessible.

>>131605

It's fast food in the US. It might be exotic in a french restaurant or something, but Red Lobster is basically the Texas version of Red Rooster. Even Hooters will sell you lobster and atlantic crab and shit like that.

>>131608

Go to QLD. Catch some crabs. Can't get any cheaper.

>>131609

Already there, but not a huge fan of crabs, stupidly hard to just extract the meat.

Though bad crab cooking done by parents while growing up might've had something to do with that as well.

>>131609

>Go to QLD. Catch some crabs.

Dubious life advice

My stomach bug seems to have sorted itself out, haven't been on the toilet since 1:30pm

>>131612

keep it up

>>131608

Any sort of baked white fish would be a good alternative.

Or a good piece of steak.

>>131611

You don't even need to hook up. Just sleep in a hostel.

>>131607

Sounds about right. Reminds me of Lost, except I guess more competent. I heard Lost just ended with a complete Fuck You after stringing everyone along for years.

>>131612

Good news mate.

>>131610

>hard to extract crab meat

Only if you're trying to eat tiny ones. Just pull them apart. You can go to a big pier and catch shrimp or prawns by throwing a net in the water. Most of them will be tiny, but you can get your bait and save the big ones for eating. If you're inland, just catch some yabbies.

>>131616

The 'fuck you' came from the network. Which is why Lynch made a movie and they did a continuation of the series a couple of years back. I don't like it, but you might.

If the NEET roadtrip ever happens, we need to do some fishing and crabbing and hunting. I can bring a few boomsticks if somebody else brings rods and pots.

Catch and cook a crab.

>>131622

Please tell me they humanely dispatched that crab before any cooking occurred?

>>131590

She's lovely. Got a new show coming soon, called Tropical Gourmet.

>>131598

>Eating something that could kill you

Guess I shouldn't be making fun what with all the booze I keep consuming.

>>131619

I may as well chew through it all. Cheers, bud.

>>131624

>Tropical Gourmet

Hopefully she does some swimming or sun bathing on the show.

>>131621

I've got a bunch of rods and fishing gear that i've never used

>>131604

Some of the hottest (imo) tennis players are 30+.

>>131615

heh

>>131623

If you mean ripped its claws and legs off then threw it it the pot, sure. I just chuck them right in the coals. Glad I'm not a crab.

evening NEETs, our threads is moving scarily quick

>>131630

Couple of dramafags. Should be quieter now.

>>131628

>Some of the hottest (imo) tennis players are 30+.

Yeah. Women that are a bit older know what they're doing, and that tends to show in how they carry themselves. Teens/early twenties girls can be a bit awkward.

>>131629

a big crab like that it can't be hard to stab it in the brain or something first

>>131631

what drama has been going on I've been very gooned recently so I don't remember much

>>131635

We've had WOMEN here!

>>131632

I saw that this morning, made me pretty mad, say what you will about foreign people coming here but just remember that if this continues whites will be a minority in this country, and I don't think that will be a nice road to go down

>>131636

One was a trap

>>131621

I've got pots and a bow. Waiting for my license, but I'll probably just get myself a .22 for shooting bunnies. Got some rabbit traps, but they're illegal to use. I usually just use a hand line, either for fishing of piers, on the beach or out of a boat. Good for flathead and crab, never caught anything in a river with one though.

>>131637

We're already coolies in our own country.

>>131632

Going to be honest here, didn't expect India to be more than China especially that much more

Also who is Immigrating from Australia to Australia, that makes no sense

>>131636

Did they tits or GTFO

>>131642

Elbows. Yes.

>>131641

Maybe native births?

>>131632

I find it hilarious that we are, and the west as a whole is plundering other countries of their workforce.

>>131634

Why though? It'll spoil the meat.

>>131641

Regional migration is what it's tracking, I think. So retirees moving to Queensland, that sort of shit.

>>131641

It is probably Australians who have been living outside of Australia, now returning home.

>>131646

Chucking it in a fire alive probably releases stress hormones into the flesh?

>>131645

Are we though? Seems like a lot of immigrants go on the dole when they come over. Then a big chunk rest are just undercutting Australians.

>>131645

You aren't though, you're doing them a favour. They literally breed like rats.

Mummybot has been getting progressively worse of late with her outburst at me, I've been looking at rooming houses more and more lately, but would need some sort of wagecucking to be able to hold up, is it possible to live on 300 dollars a week??

>>131650

Sure, the undesirable refugees do that, but the pajeets and chinese that come here are very hard workers and often open up businesses.

>>131652

Not comfortably.

>>131652

Get a job mate.

>>131652

>is it possible to live on 300 dollars a week??

Absolutely if you get a roommate and live cheaply.

Else not really if you're by yourself. Possibly but you'd be living paycheck to paycheck and would be cutting pennies everywhere.

>>131654

Actually, per week, yeah you could probably get by in a share house or something.

>>131652

It would be hard.

>>131649

They've got simple nervous systems. You can put them in the freezer for a bit and that will knock them out. Putting them in contact with extreme heat also knocks them out. Think of it like a human walking into a granary or enclosed space. They pass out immediately. Same deal getting chucked on coals, the oxygen gets pulled up. Not to mention they're not mammals, so they have a completely different reaction to temperatures than other animals, even reptiles.

>>131632

Why is Australia listed?

>>131653

Like what? Export businesses where they sell baby formula to China? Give me some stats.

>>131660

nevermind reading the thread solved my question

>>131661

Don't have any stats, but from observation they all seem to work quite hard.

>>131661

Dunno bout stats, but if living in Sydney for years taught me anything, it ranges from butcher shops, dollar stores, clothing stores, souvenir stores, specialty shops, restaurants, herbal shops, internet cafes, and fish n chip shops to even law firms. There're a lot, and I mean a LOT of chinese business owners

>>131664

Yep, just about every news agency is run by chinese here.

>>131654

>>131658

I wouldn't expect to live comfortably, but I've been trying to be more frugal with my habits to get used to it

>>131655

That's my plan, to get at least part time work and live off that, keep in mind I'm already studying

>>131656

>>131657

I would go into a sharehouse, I don't really know anyone who I could rent with personally

>>131632

the worst part is the migrants from UK probably aren't even white

>>131667

most of them are red by the time spring starts

>>131668

I wonder what God thinks of video games

>>131669

Indians don't tan

Is ArchieLuxury or Greg the /NEETapproved/ vlog YouTuber?

>>131672

No, that's Tabitha.

>>131664

>>131663

And they're competing with Australian business owners. Very hard, as you say. How is that good for natives?

>>131626

Yes, hopefully.

>>131673

Talulah.

>>131676

Tia-Maria

>Chinese and Indian migrants have whole support networks where they funnel countrymen into available jobs

>Locals just get tossed out to get by on their ability to bullshit, suckup to and sometimes plain harass business owners

>>131672

I only like youtubers that post in the neet general

>>131649

I don't feel bad about using neurotoxins on insects, either. As in fly spray on blowies, which slowly liquefies their nervous systems. They flip on their back and die in agony.

>>131674

Um, goyim, you're talking about Chinese-Australians here. It's clearly very good for Australians.

>75% of newly created full time jobs go to recent migrants

>>131682

isn't that in october

>>131679

Like Tahlia?

>>131683

Oct 31.

>>131681

And they rip each other off, if recent reports in the news are anything to go by.

>>131685

Also known as Hacker's Christmas.

>>131674

All the Australian business owners sold out to them lol.

>>131684

I don't think she posts in the neet general and I haven't seen any of her stuff anyway

>>131689

She did, it was to stir up drama and it was retarded.

>>131688

>new businesses only form when an old one is sold

get a load of this faggot

>>131691

In this case yes, a lot of owners sold their shit to chang for a lot of money and fucked off to retire.

>>131692

>businesses unable to compete with multinationals, large franchises or immigrants that undercut them

<they sold up because they wanted to retire early

Are you a member of the young liberals, by any chance? Even Boomers don't believe this shit.

The bin is out NEETs. The bin is out.

>>131693

Nope, just someone who really doesn't care either way.

>>131694

Good job, you're becoming an independent young man

>>131694

HOW COME YOU DON'T ASK US TO REMIND YOU ANYMORE

>>131695

>I don't care

Why defend shitskins then?

>>131694

Excellent.

>>131697

You were always either late or early. Sometimes by five or more seconds. I could not tolerate it any longer.

>>131700

You sound like a woman

What are opinions on putting your bin out 2 days early? What about leaving your bin by the road all the time?

>>131700

I gave you the correct time the other week, I even set an alarm on my watch to remind you.

>>131700

oh

>>131700

Asks for our help and then shits on us.

>>131702

Terrible idea, only going to block the street up.

Eat shit you communist faggots.

>>131702

eye sore, inconsiderate, unneighbourly, driving down property values. Bogan behaviour.

>>131702

Disgusting idea, especially in winter when windy weather is a common occurrence

Also your local council could fine you for it

>>131707

I'd unironically refuse to brake if I saw that cunt while I was driving.

>>131702

Pisses off the neighbours and landlord, liable to get fucked up by passing teens with nothing better to do, just all-around not great.

>>131702

Mum and Dad leave their bins out, though they live in a semi rural house so it's different

>>131710

You need to chill out.

>>131712

I guess thats fine, but I wouldn't do it in a suburb area.

>>131712

Not really an excuse tbh, teach those boomers a lesson

>>131713

He's a Gen Y faggot and deserves to die.

>>131716

You are a damaged person.

>>131716

Have a hug

>>131716

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.

>>131716

You spend too much time on regular imageboards.

>>131710

An accurate post

>>131719

There are certain truths which stand out so openly on the roadsides of life, as it were, that every passer-by may see them. Yet, because of their obviousness, the general run of people disregard such truths or at least they do not make them the object of any concious knowledge. People are so bliend to some of the simplest facts in everyday life that they are highly surprised when somebody calls attention to what everybody ought to know.

>>131715

There is literally no cars that go by their house other than their own

>>131716

I agree.

>>131719

The weak should fear the strong. Laws are not in place to protect the strong man from the weak.

>>131707

I got a few mild keks even if it was because he is admitting his own shittyness

>>131724

>Laws are not in place to protect the strong man from the weak.

Uhh Gun Laws literally just that

>>131725

How could you even stand to watch it? I bailed out after about six seconds.

>>131332

How are you feeling now?

>>131368

I am anticipating that random question for tonight.

>>131374

>>131256

BO is a harsh but fair overlord..

>>131727

I'm impressed that you didn't even get to the bit where he says he gets fired

>>131723

The kangaroos are probably not impressed by their impudence

Wasn't Tom Ballard outed as a rapist a couple of months ago? Trust the lefties here to support his right to exist.

>>131726

They're there to protect those that need protection from those who don't.

>>131728

>How are you feeling now?

Still pretty out of it, at least the shits have stopped.

>>131730

It's very hard to explain without drawing a map that may dox them but Kangroos are very unlikely to get there

>>131731

who isn't a rapist these days

Jokes aside, it's not so much faggots here are against his right to exist but rather they're afraid you'll get put in jail, they care for you

>>131734

>they're afraid you'll get put in jail

For what? Having an opinion?

>>131734

In that case I guess I'll have to rescind my criticism, just put your bins in if you ever move to inhabited lands

>>131384

Good work.

I miss having a quiet joint with my old mates.

How long had it been since you saw him?

>>131404

Very nice. I did not save. I am staying meme free this time.

>>131410

>>131411

>>131417

Yeah, nah. They're good.

>>131728

He's back. How was your day?

>>131732

Except not really, if I a weak man had a gun I could take out say Brock Lesnar or some other godly big guy without effort, gun laws exist to stop weak people like me from being able to cause mass murder

>>131733

Good to hear, have a decent hearty feed and lots of water.

>>131739

>gun laws exist to stop weak people like me from being able to cause mass murder

They exist to stop people bringing an end to State oppression.

>>131740

Yeah been drinking plenty of water, might just have some toast for dinner, it's the safest bet.

>>131741

exactly, a weak man can take town anything no matter how strong if he has the tools

>>131739

No they don't. They don't stop you from learning some chemistry or driving a truck.

>>131735

for running over someone fuckwit

>>131743

Then why do we have gun laws?

>>131745

Who hasn't?

>>131746

to oppress the white male nerds

>>131747

me

>>131433

Tradition and like >>131437 said.

>>131453

NEEhow.

>>131473

That is a good question

>>131747

Cheesey.

>>131746

Stop damaged individuals from committing atrocities.

>>131751

Give him time

>>131744

looking up said chemistry puts you on a watchhlist and usually caught before you do anything

>>131751

>implying

why do you think he's still on the L's

>>131753

He has to pass his test first :)

>>131752

Laws don't stop atrocities though.

>>131748

<if a weak man becomes strong through tool use, he's still a weak man.

>>131479

ELBOW

>>131485

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

>>131488

I never got that far.

>>131492

Thank you.

>>131752

NK does that even with gun laws in place though

>>131754

Really? Where does the army gets bombs and stuff?

>>131757

a weak man is always a weak man no matter what bannana a monkey gives him

>>131756

that neet that posts those youtube videos to the general will have to watch out then

>>131759

He will be brought to justice one day.

>>131760

though legal development, you as a civvie looking up that shit gets you thrown in jail for planning a terror attack

>>131763

Dan won't let his best customer get put in jail

>>131761

<a weak man is weak unless he's strong

<if he becomes strong through a method I don't like, he's weak

>>131764

what even is acetone and hydrogen peroxide?

>>131764

No it doesn't.

>>131765

Where better to spread the word of the lord?

>>131765

It all makes sense now.

>>131506

Kind and humble*

>>131546

…

>>131771

The door is unlocked.

>>131758

But neet, that was a dude.

>>131566

A mirror.

>>131775

You seen that stats on mirror tests and african children?

>>131581

Don't you think that may be attributing to your social phobias and crying fits?

>>131585

What about prawns?

I want to try moreton bay bugs, I don't think I've had them

>>131777

*contributing

>>131778

I will eat prawns but I don't like them that much. I think I had a moreton bay bug once but I can't remember if I liked it.

>>131778

Bugs are pretty good.

>>131777

Nice trips,

And no, alcohol doesn't do that. Though high amounts of caffein can, which is why I cut down on it as much as I could. And the rest can't be helped by anything but healing over time, a looong time.

>>131782

Aren't you worried you might end up with an alcohol addiction though?

>>131783

I think that ship has sailed.

>>131784

fug

>>131728

>I am anticipating that random question for tonight.

oh it's gonna be fucking off the hook

>>131783

>>131784

Had that for a while actually, but my last room mate sort of scared it out of me. It made me stop eating for weeks and made my mental condition worse, sure but I can control my cravings for booze now at least.

>>131788

Why didn't you just do a lap and come back??

>>131738

Was ok, I did an EQ test thing (or part of it) I have the in class part on Friday. Made me quite upset, much more than I expected it would.

>>131788

That's your future wife if you don't change

>>131788

You should have asked her out and ate peppermint slice together.

>>131792

He could have inserted peppermint slice into her axe wound and then she could have popped them into his mouth by doing kegels.

>>131790

>EQ test

What is that and what is it for? Did other people see you get upset?

>>131793

Incredible.

>>131738

Also, the boss asked if I would go to Melbourne with him at some point. I am unsure as to why, I'm sure there will be something business related.

>he is a 50 odd gay man with a lot of class

that'll get NEETs tongues wagging

How was your day dearest?

>>131795

Ineddible

>>131793

I worry about you neets sometimes

>>131789

Good question.

>>131788

This sounds like executive-shaming to me. It could have been a beautiful, dynamic Executive NEET browsing those peppermint slices.

>>131790

Emotional intelligence is bullshit.

>>131794

Nah it was just the online components.

I get some shit that'll say I can read people and how open they are.

>>131797

Inexorable

>>131796

Does he know you have a missus?

>How was your day dearest?

The same as usual. I am a bit embarrassed at how idle I am to be honest.

>>131794

This explains it. Keep in mind, the guy that made this video has a puppet show with his sex doll.

>>131801

You are a very close minded young man. You should try and move beyond your comfort zone.

yeah it is

an interesting series

>>131804

Yeah, I think so. I have mentioned it.

>>131805

The less than 10% AU thing?

I thought Arnotts made the real peppermint slice?

>>131742

Anything that cant come back up is a good plan.

>>131796

You're going to have to change his nappy and give him his GRIDS medicine.

Off to do a poo.

>>131810

The two days worth of calories in each 8-pack. Arnott's makes the peppermint slice biscuits, these are actual peppermint slice pieces

>>131809

Please be careful. Don't let your obliging nature be taken advantage of in any homosexual ways.

>>131807

I did this as part of a public service evaluation/test. Of the of the different components, my lowest score was 90%. I'm autistic. I just gave the 'right' answers.

>>131772

I couldn't handle the shame if I took your coffee, thanks for the offer anyhow.

>>131814

I've been totally misunderstanding your posts about peppermint slice. Forgive me.

>>131796

>a 50 odd gay man with a lot of class

Is he good-looking?

>>131781

How do you cook them? Do you just use the same sauce as prawns?

>>131817

The coffee is for after.

>>131820

Mornay sauce.

>>131823

mornay is jewish

>>131808

Amazing

>>131812

I don't think he has any illnesses like that.

>>131808

>if Mad Max was realistic

>>131815

I might get another promotion.

>>131824

>french sauce in shellfish is jewish

Shut up. Put lemon juice and butter on it.

>>131816

That's what I'll do, just keep quite unless I have to talk.

>>131819

I guess.

>>131821

Oh you.

>>131823

Huh, not what I was expecting. Do you eat them hot?

homosexual wagie encounter

>>131829

in shellfish especially since Mornay was mainly used originally as a turkish dip, which btw the arabs didn't like mixing cheese with fish but the jews were fine with it, well I mean not shell fish if I really think about it but they did do Tuna Mornay wich would of likely ended somehow to Oyster Mornay

IE the jews did it

>>131828

And then a big payout when you sue for sexual harassment.

>>131833

Everyone has a price. He'll think he's milking me but I'll be the one milking him.

>>131834

>shellfish

>>131832

I cook it, teak it out of the shell, then serve it in the sauce, back inside the shell.

>>131834

It's a variation on bechamel, from what I know.

>>131835

#MeToo

>>131838

Yum, that sounds delicious.

>>131840

>Have you ever heard of someone scoring highly on an IQ test by giving the 'right' answers?

That's normally how you score well.

>>131840

>>131837

I said that fucks, I just said that oyster mornay would of been from tuna mornay, the latter a jewish dish

>>131835

I will ask for another promotion first.

>>131840

Unlike an IQ test, EQ relies on self reporting how you feel about things. Lie and you will score well.

>>131840

also Jews don't believe in hell, hence why they're so degenerate

>>131844

Make sure you secretly tape encounters with him and keep all the texts he sends you with his dick pics.

>>131846

>shellfish

>>131825

>>131827

What a time to be alive

>>131843

Mornay sauce is just bechamel sauce with extra cheese. It's french.

>>131842

IQ tests are a waste of time

Bloody hell NEETs I leave for a while to go get some dinner and do some dishes and your pump out nearly 150 posts

>>131671

Everytime I see Indians they're always walking around in sandals and talking in their poo language on the phone

>>131848

>pigs

>>131851

That is the wrong answer.

The correct one would be lol

>>131855

lol

>>131852

If you had a woman to do that for you you wouldn't miss a thing

>>131857

Where does one buy such a woman?

LIVE FOOTAGE OF THE NEET ROADTRIP

>>131856

You have just gained one intelligence point.

>>131860

So i'm now at 88

>>131851

They're a predictor of success, but not in the way you think. They're useful for identifying retards.

>>131858

K'mart?

>>131859

We definitely need to bring some abos along

>>131864

We will have NK.

I'm so hungry. Just ate a small pack of popcorn, 3 cheese and dips and half a pack of kool mints.

Bitch better hhurry up with my tea.

>>131842

So next time I do an IQ test, instead of giving the answers I think are correct, I should give the ones that I think the test is set up to prefer?

I'll be a genius in no time!

>>131865

He'kll just take the fuel

>>131865

he's a city abo, he won't survive in the wild

>>131866

What is for tea? More koreaboo shit?

>>131867

Take them on a regular basis and you will

>>131870

Yep.

>>131872

Shake her and tell her you want steak and chips next time.

>>131857

>if i had a woman

ha ha nice one neet

>>131874

It's becoming a trend on the neet general. Soon we will have more gfs than neets

>>131875

us neets are a dying breed

>>131873

She said I can make it myself.

>>131877

Confiscate her laptop.

>>131877

Tell her you met a nice Korean woman today

>>131875

How do you get a gf?

>>131879

She was a dude.

>>131879

with hairy arms

>>131882

I can't unhinge my jaw.

>>131882

avocado is pretty tasty

>>131882

Is that what is for dinner?

>>131877

>Not cooking for your bf and making him happy

Boo.

>>131886

I want a seafood Pizza

I think I might go to the kebab shop for a kebab

>>131890

yiros*

>>131890

again?

>>131887

I would not trust her steak cooking, I can be picky.

>>131891

Fuck it, the kebab shop is closed so maybe it will have to be something else

'>>131892

I'm not NK

>>131889

Sensual, erotic, suggestive.

Lovely.

>>131886

No but the avo I'm having today is very good looking.

>>131888

Good thinking.

>>131889

So hard to get a good sausage roll. They're either greasy in a cornerstore or dry in a truck-stop premade packet.

>>131893

How do you like your steaks done?

>>131893

Fair nuff,

medium rare?

>>131898

This >>131899

She over cooks meat.

>>131899

>medium rare?

Is it a Charizard?

Well the kebab shop is closed, I don't really feel like any other food so I think I will stay home and make myself a sandwich or something

>>131897

I haven't made them in ages. I should, they are cheap and yummy.

NK can you bottle up that aboriginal rape smell?

>>131902

fritz and sauce cures all.

>>131905

They don't have fritz in Sydney.

>>131900

But… But how?

You should teach her the "feel" method, you know. The one where you judge how done it is by how much the meat gives? And my god please let it rest.

>>131901

Wot

>>131906

Don't you call it bologny?

>>131901

Charalanahzard

>>131909

Devon I think they call it.

>>131907

>the "feel" method

I think she just has the gas up too high.

She does alright, I just like steak perfect.

>>131908

You have to pre-cook the base, apart from that it shouldn't be too hard.

It is referred to as "polony" in Western Australia, "luncheon sausage" in northern areas of New Zealand, "fritz" in South Australia and far western areas of New South Wales, "Belgium" and "devon" in Victoria, Tasmania, Queensland and East New South Wales,[1] and "Belgium" in southern areas of New Zealand. It is also referred to as "bung" in some parts of Tasmania, and Windsor sausage in Queensland. Devon would be classed as "luncheon meat" in the UK.

>>131914

I would not be eating anything named Bung

>>131912

What type of steak do you like best? I enjoy a good rump.

>>131915

Bung fritz is best fritz.

>>131917

SA has a Bung Fritz Appreciation Society.

>>131916

Rump is favourite.

>>131916

Probably a porterhouse, I don't have a full steak very often.

>>131917

YES

>>131913

The crust is the hard part. Otherwise it's just stew.

I hate that chapmans fritz that is sold wrapped in plastic like a log of dog food.

>>131922

it adds to the experience

>>131925

I bet there's monster zero in those glasses

>>131916

Ribe eye or oyster blade. The shoulder is good on pig and deer as well.

>the average sperm cells takes 6 months to mature

I think we're shooting blanks, lads.