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 No.131553 [View All]

Bin goes out tonight. I need to remember.

Old thread: >>130797

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 No.132259

>>132257

Were you hoping to get promoted to NEETdom?

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 No.132260

>>132258

The eternal kiwi.

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 No.132261

File: 508f9c7abfd5491⋯.jpg (106.61 KB,366x328,183:164,smirking_aboriginal_woman.jpg)

>>132248

>how much is a weekly gym membership? are you allowed to train without wearing shoes?

They start at around ten dollars per week but gyms will usually have annoying meme fees tacked onto the price. You can expect to pay an additional $50, at least, for a signup fee, and perhaps another $30-50 for the little $0.20 access pass.

When I was 16 and starting to get into the gym as more than a casual activity, I did a program which mentioned that squatting in socks is superior to squatting in normal shoes. I tried it for a few weeks and it worked well, then one of the roided personal trainers bullied me almost to tears for breaking the gym rules. He yelled at me in front of everyone and threatened to drag me out of the gym and made me apologize. What a fucking prick, I can't believe I actually said sorry.

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 No.132262

>>132255

Lucky it was only a hypothetical

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 No.132263

>>132261

Me and some friends back in highschool joined a nice quite little gym that eventually got taken over by roiders, it was a real shame.

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 No.132264

>>132261

I'd gladly pay extra for not having to workout where there are other people, and not having to travel to the gym, but I don't have room for a power rack. And please spoiler all boong images in future.

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 No.132265

>>132252

>calf raise machine,

Yeah don't buy a calf-raise machine

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 No.132266

>>132264

You can get a 24h gym membership and work out after 9PM. In that case you'll only ever see the rare executive who's too ashamed to work out during normie hours.

>please spoiler all boong images in future.

You know very well that wojak is polish.

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 No.132267

>>132259

There are some other nincompoops who could be made redundant.

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 No.132268

nothing to do

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 No.132269

>>132263

how did they behave?

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 No.132270

>>132269

Angry, aggressive and intimidating.

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 No.132271

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 No.132272

>>132271

that's bullshit

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 No.132273

>>132270

Even towards highschool kids?

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 No.132274

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 No.132275

>>132273

Yep, they even threatened to beat up one of my friends, that's when we left.

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 No.132276

>>132275

Should have clonked him on the back of the head with a dumbell. A few times.

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 No.132277

>>132263

Something similar happened to me. But our gym got taken over by cardio bunnies and curl bros. So they hogged equipment while talking or texting. And yeah, you would go to someone and tell them to let you do your set, but when you had to do that for every set it got tiring and we all left.

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 No.132278

>>132276

I thought about doing that but then I'd have to contend with a few other roidsmen.

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 No.132279

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>>132271

Right, I'm taking my anime hug pillow waifu down to the RSL for a dinner date, and if anyone so much as arches an eyebrow at my missus, let alone asks me to leave, I'll be suing my way into wealth.

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 No.132280

>>132279

What a fantastic idea.

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 No.132281

Got my home gym taken over by ciggie packs and food containers, they never leave even though I was here first.

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 No.132282

>>132279

>let alone asks me US to leave

God, society's bigotry and prejudice has affected even me, causing me to use dehumanising language towards my dakimakuru.

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 No.132283

I want to have a wank but my brother is walking around with his m8 and I can never tell when they've left

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 No.132284

>>132283

Ask if they want to play soggy sao.

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 No.132285

>>132180

So much natural beauty in this country and you'll most likely never get to experience it beyond Google street view.

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 No.132286

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 No.132287

>>132284

I will not. I took a risk and had a quick wank.

aaaaaand there's postcum leaking from my urethra again. I guess it's going to be a fragrant neet working out at the gym today.

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 No.132288

>>132287

How can it be postcum if you haven't had a wank yet?

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 No.132289

>>132288

i read gud

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 No.132290

>>132204

>>132216

>>132219

>>132223

It's going to be a very interesting Q&A in parliament today. I bet ol' Billy Short-thang is squirming in his pants with excitement.

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 No.132291

>>132290

Squirming in a staffer's pants too probably.

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 No.132292

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 No.132293

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 No.132294

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Tittilating and informative.

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 No.132295

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>>132294

I want to deep kiss someone and suck on her milkers, neets.

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 No.132296

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 No.132297

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 No.132298

>>132296

Hilarious

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 No.132299

somebody make a new thread

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 No.132301

>>132299

Today is my day off.

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 No.132302

Dubs

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 No.132305

T-6

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 No.132306

T-5

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 No.132307

T-4

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 No.132308

T-3

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 No.132309

T-2

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 No.132310

T-1

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 No.132312

NEW THREAD: >>132300

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