/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>194435

Thread ruined.

>>194436

Fucked up to the pancakes like I fuck up everything in my life

>>194438

Some days you fuck the pancakes

Some days the pancakes fuck you

>>194444

Calm down please.

>>194445

Gizza dollah an I'll calm down

22 degrees today in Shitbourne, might go somewhere today.

>>194447

Hot af in the cenny west. Might stay indoors.

Anyone got the NEET trip image?

>>194413

>>194412

Good posts

>>194451

I reckon Cruisey and Possum: the golden goon bag is there best adventure.

>>194444

based Boong Wizard is a our greatest ally

Silent NEET

holy NEET

All is calm, all is quiet

Round yon virgin NEET, neety neet neet

Tendies,goon and wank wanka wank wank

Sleep in goon comas you NEETs

Sleep in goon comas you NEETs

That feel when you're a loser and fail at everything you ever try

>>194456

I am familiar with it.

Pretty slow day.

>>194456

Its probably because you lack discipline.

>>194460

Good lord.

Just pulled another sickie for tomorrow. Gonna try some more craft brews tonight

#boonglife

>>194462

Have a wank +/ binge to.

>>194462

>another sickie

Are you having problems at work? What is going on?

>>194460

At that point just order another fucking pizza, iI mean why all the garlic bread for 1 pizza

>>194462

Monk you fucking boong Tbh I need to find some way to get out of work to get my car back so ey I've got shady shit too

>>194465

The garlic bread was cheap and it tastes better than their pizzas.

The pizza was awful. I should have known better but I had a good one a couple of weeks ago and was craving it again. It tasted worse this time though.

I am going to go back to boycotting Domino's.

Just how bad does Monk's gf need him so she can keep that visa? How much is she willing to put up with?

You will lose her Monk. She doesn't want to be dating a boong.

>tfw having problems at work

>>194469

What is happening?

>>194466

>gets sacked from job

>gets new job

>works a whole six days

>takes two sickies

>fucktarded

>>194460

>5 garlic breads, none of them cheesy

Neet, I am disappoint

>>194471

Monk is staying loyal to the neet game, even as a wagie. He deserves our praise, not scorn. Little neets look up to him as a role model. Now who wants to pitch in and buy him some ciggies?

>>194472

The cheesies weren't $2 each.

>>194468

If women really needed us to stay in the country, I reckon we'd all have gf's by now.

Monk will be okay, he's just got to ease himself into wagiedom.

>>194464

It's fine, I just need a day off to catch up with uni and book a doctor's appointment and that kinda shit.

You can take days off like this if you work as a casual,granted 2 in a row looks bad. The misso is fine with it, it's not like I can't afford the rent or anything.

Bought some Stella's with my Coles docket instead of a craft beer

>>194470

woman is using me in her passive aggressive games. Basically gave me someone else's role without removing that person from that role.

>>194478

>woman

there was always going to be a problem.

>>194467

>I hate their Pizza so I'm going to buy $40 worth of garlic bread from them

monk you boong

>>194477

This is how the downward spiral started with your old desk job.

I bought lottery tickets again.

>>194483

Totally different

>>194484

Good luck

Where is everyone? Are you guys out partying without me?

>>194486

You caused a scene at the last party.

>>194487

In my defence i have a beautiful penis and i like to show it to everyone.

>>194412

>>194413

HAH!!!

>>194428

lol wat?

It's been a long day.

>>194490

Welcome home. What happened today?

>>194460

Why is one of the fudges 5c more?

>>194492

It was three for $9.95 so they can't all be the same price because 9.95 divided by three doesn't work out to a nice even number of cents.

>>194491

Plan implementation meeting, calls to NDIA and passive abuse about why the government can't do what they are paid to do, diabetes training with support staff, bunch of rejection letters then we had a Christmas shindig from 3 to 7, that was sort of fun. lots of food.

>>194491

Sorry, what about you?

>>194493

Well, I think that's an error on their end. And they expect you to pay for their mistakes?

>>194495

No it is okay that you didn't ask. The NEET life is very dull and monotonous. I took a nap this morning.

https://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/healthyliving/self-esteem

that feel when abysmally low self-esteem

>>194496

I intend to write to the Prime Minister about it.

>>194478

That could be a preemptive test to see if you can handle the workload, could lead to a promotion.

>>194499

It needs to go higher if you want action. We should not have to live under such tyranny and injustice.

>>194497

That sounds nice, it might have something to do with you going to bed so early.

>>194481

He should buy cheapo $2 garlic breads and cook them himself.

>>194501

I will need to strap the chook outfit on and use my wiles to have any influence with the powerful people in this country.

>>194485

>Totally different

Mate, you're not wearing trendy pants and polos but it's the same.

>>194504

Pluck the wiley chook sounds like a mason ritual.

>>194502

I prefer not to nap during the day but I woke up so early this morning and didn't get my full 8 hours of sleep.

>>194506

They learned from the NEET Council.

>>194508

They will never understand.

>>194505

This job doesnt matter at all.

I'm just trading my time for money.

The biggest concern in my life right now is that due my social and intellectual incompetence I will end up doing the same for the next 40 years and never making anything of this life. Toiling my days away in a warehouse and then forever trying to find an enjoyable way to spend my free time. A thought so terrifying it sometimes makes me sick to imagine.

>>194510

What are you passionate about? Other than plowing ethnic chicks?

Being passionate about something and being employed in that area causes other issues.

>>194511

Nothing

>>194512

Then what would you prefer?

>>194510

> I will end up doing the same for the next 40 years and never making anything of this life.

This is a fact for the majority of people.

>>194513

I dunno

Even if I found something I wanted to do - it would be almost impossible.

Whos going to hire an unqualified retard who can barely answer a phone and is jittery in interviews, let alone contribute to a business

>next 40 years

>implying any of us are likely to live past 60

>>194515

Mate, you're your own worst enemy. You conned most of us into thinking you're a chad top cunt where half of the NEETs would lap your ball sweat. You can do that with some shithead city dickheads.

>>194514

>This is a fact for the majority of people.

And it is okay. You just need to make the best of it.

>>194518

Pretty much, he's got to accept it and move on.

>>194517

Maybe he finds it easier to con people over the internet than in person.

>>194520

Some chick followed him back a thousand miles.

>>194514

>>194516

>>194518

The thought of me sitting here in a small room by myself on my computer at 45 years of age is just the saddest thing I could ever imagine. Maybe accepting your mediocrity is part of maturity but I just can't accept it under the condition of also being as depressed and lonely as I have been so far.

Yes most people accept it, but those people at least get to share it with someone and watch their kids outside on those nice summer nights. My prediction? The harrowing depths of the dark cum stained neetcave, wasting an eternity as a troglodyte in a pit of despair. Horrifying. I don't have anything against being middle or lower class, but a lifetime of melancholy? I'd sooner jump off a bridge

>>194517

Facades can only last so long

>>194522

tbh the city you live in probably doesn't help. Go bush with the misso and go mining.

>>194522

Well you've got a missus, you can have kids.

>>194523

That is your escapist fantasy not his.

>>194525

MiningNEETcommune

>>194526

He wants a strawberry farm.

>>194527

Mining strawberries.

>>194526

>MiningNEETcommune

A nightmarish hellscape comes to mind.

>>194529

Nah, it'd be cool man.

I just took the dog round the side of the house on his leash to do his pre-bed urination. I could not let him out in the backyard because the neighbour and his dogs are out there again. It is really stressing me out.

>>194529

A mad max like place with our own slaves.

>>194530

tfw no shire sex tape.

>>194532

They'll calm down if you let them work it out.

>>194535

I thought that but it is not happening so far and it has been a couple of weeks.

>>194530

You should get one.

>>194531

>>194533

All I can imagine is appalling work conditions, many NEETs killed by collapses and various other NEETs with black lung.

>>194533

You have a strange view of how the world works. It'll just be NEETs gooned and fossicking for rocks.

>>194537

>NEETs with black lung

That would be from the bongs.

>>194537

Self employed on lots.

>>194538

i have an active imagination i agree.

>>194540

Living in lightless, airless dugouts underground.

>>194542

They have electricity and airvents. But if you were elsewhere you could easily have a fibro flat above ground.

>>194545

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>194545

Night mate, dream of freedom.

>>194544

Your problem is you enjoy the attention you get from us when you throw your life off the rails at regular intervals.

>>194548

>glove lotion

No need to come up with a tale m8, we all like a wank

>>194548

I thought you bought one of those net things.

>>194551

That is good for a bit of light throwing but it is too small a target for proper pitching and the ball would cannon off it in dangerous fashion.

>>194552

I am unaware of baseballing customs.

>>194553

It is a great sport.

>>194395

i never watched daria as a kid. it was too black pilled for 7 year old me.

>>194386

>we would be better off with KPI's and directives.

waterfall and all that shit is total bs that just gets in the way of people trying to do their job

6 hour days with thrice monthly meetings are enough to stay on track for any organisation under 5000 people. all that KPI bullshit is made to squeeze the last few per cent out of a failed business model.

the best business is something that everyone wants that you put in no effort to obtain or sell. if youre making effort, youre doing it wrong.

>>194416

can you stop posting content from a collective literally named news corp? their quality is like that scene in anchorman when they decide that a car chase is "news"

your points are valid tho

You should throw baseballs at boongs instead.

Monk.

Take it lightly

Did the BO holocaust all the foriegners or something ?

>>194558

BO has his dark side.

>>194560

I heard he has a lampshade made from virginNEETs skin

>>194561

He also turned Hue into soap.

>>194449

Why the fuck did she run away? It looks like the soft end hit her, not the pointy wooden end. Why the fuck would you just run away like that? That's like the most autistic thing you could possibly do, why didn't she just compose herself and resume playing like a professional?

Do you reckon this is a woman thing? That for some reason when some women (not all, but some and perhaps many) are confronted with a mildly distressing situation, they are unable to compose themselves and just run away instead?

>>194562

You would just get less clean the more you used it.

Look what you've done. Now there's a fake pom.

>>194563

I ran away after my failed stand-up comedy attempt. I fled the building. The shame and embarrassment consumed me.

>>194564

>I used huesoap

>now I am filthy and have AIDS

>>194567

You could make it into a new routine.

>>194569

No I have renounced all attention-seeking behaviours. I aim for a humble life of anonymity now.

MONK

>>194567

That literally just makes everything worse. It's far less embarrassing, in my experience, if you can remain standing and endure any short term embarrassment stoically. All you can do in a situation like that when you're on stage is try your best, and if people aren't happy then fuck 'em, you did your best. But running away makes everything worse. You've let them defeat you. It's definitely worse.

>>194572

Wisdom.

Hmm mosquito bite on my foot, the frogs aren't doing there job, they've become NEETs.

>>194573

Yes all that is very rational and true, but when the feeling is on you - so strong! - you act on impulse. I literally ran for the first time since I was a kid. I RAN all the way to the other side of the city.

>>194576

Pure fight or flight response.

>>194576

>He ran

>He ran so far away

>He ran

>He ran all night and day

>>194577

I should have punched someone instead.

I hope you all watched this >>194571

I'm off to lay down and probably crash, good night friends.

Good night baseball NEET, sleep well when you get there.

>>194580

Goodnight.

>>194580

Goodnight esteemed NEET. Sleep well.

>>194498

Unhappy childhood where parents (or other significant people such as teachers) were extremely critical

-check

Poor academic performance in school resulting in a lack of confidence

- graduated uni, failed masters, got a job paying half the usual wage for that masters skill set. could change jobs due to "lack of experience" after quitting

Ongoing stressful life event such as relationship breakdown or financial trouble

- got fired from bum arse job i ended up in that paid more than the specialist position

Poor treatment from a partner, parent or carer, for example, being in an abusive relationship

- girlfriend wanted to be a man, was seeing other "male friends". then i wanted to date a sex friend and lost her as a friend after talking for years.

Ongoing medical problem such as chronic pain, serious illness or physical disability

- i cant even list the number of diseases besides autism. is watching anime a disease?

Mental illness such as an anxiety disorder or depression.

- see above

>>194498

iktf

>>194510

get fired like me. then spend your time at home complaining about imaginary pain and never going out until your parents die

>>194585

kek

>>194565

Please santa bring us a white ethnostate for christmas

>>194585

The only time they will ever be inside a pussy.

>>194588

You

Don't

Fuck

With

the

BO

>>194517

>>194466

how do you know who is who on this board? do you have a program that analyses writing patterns?

>>194592

It's called NEETlore, trust in the power of NEETauras.

Prime depression hours.

>>194592

It's easy.

I'm me, he's him, you're you and there's that other guy.

>>194589

I want one like this too

>>194597

Unna

>>194523

>go mining.

but i dont have any qualifications! even if i did im retarded soo theyd never hire me or fire me in a week

I didn't win the lottery.

I still have a few tickets in a charity house lottery on Thursday.

>>194537

nah coal mineing is on the down, we'd most likely invest in lithium or small scale opal or gold mines. fracking or wind farming would be ideal, but tbh no one here has the business accumen to get a big company involved in anything but a hostile takeover where NEETs all end up on the sidewalk bumming ciggies from abbos

>>194539

>>194607

Do you get penalty rates Christmas eve ?

>>194607

die wagie

>>194605

>bumming ciggies from abbos

You know thing have gone to shit if it gets this bad

>>194606

Indeed it will

>>194607

Chin up NK, at least you still have the Exports mate

Interesting, say…. is your mom, a bit of an asshole? is she hoarding too many cats? annoying the crap out of your father? well fear not, my fellow POL-tard. The mommy fister is here to fist yo mom into the ecstacy she deserves and stop her annoying bitch ass complaining all the time

>>194614

Hello, are you lost ?

Do you need an adult ?

>>194610

I'm full time so I get all the bells and whistles, I have nearly three weeks of holiday saved up but it's impossible to take since the job is confusing as shit so its too difficult to find someone to fill in. Most people just get their holiday paid out and buy shit

>>194543

if only there was some kind of government subsidy for the unemployed so we could buy land and solar panels and just live on it without worrying about yearly food bills worth more than the land itself

some kind of payment doled out to those down on their luck in life.

all we got is this $250 maybe $350 if ur lucky cenno payments.

nigger nigger nigger nigger why aint you got a job?

nigger nigger nigger nigger $15 an hour wont feed my DOG

>>194607

Get yourself a gf NK. You need to enrich your life by sharing it with other people. Real people, not the NEET forum.

>>194558

>>194560

hail BO

and im not just talking about the smell that comes off NK

>>194607

Hello joondy boong this is the yanchep boong

>>194615

All I need is yo mom. All your mom needs is me. Together lots of fisting going on until nirvana is reached. Please consider the true feelings of yo mom rather than insulting me. You do know I am a registered sexual health doctor and registered sex offender? women love sex offenders. So so much….

>>194616

It can be shit when it's hard to take time off.

I hated it when I ran a warehouse because I knew everything would just pile up for me.

>>194622

Your shitposting is boring

>>194624

you call other people boring because you are boring and rely on others to provide you with new things to call boring. Also how is yo mom?

>>194613

You can have all the exports in the world but never the time to drink them

>>194625

>>194622

Improve your posting quality please.

>>194627

Are you incapable of running along with other peoples thoughts? or side stepping in a clever way , things you do not like? NO. Anyway, how is yo mom?

>>194625

He's right tbh

Do you really think you're the first person to make random mum fisting comments ?

Dude, you are so like 2013

>>194626

Unexpected wisdom.

>>194618

I'll stick with rape thanks

>>194631

I am impressed a big fella like that can sit cross-legged. Truly a remarkable race.

>>194631

Im tribal boong mate i kill whitey farmers and eat there sheep

>>194633

You are only raping yourself with that attitude.

>>194627

Fisting is better when da moms are pre - postmenopausal. U need da natural lube. >>194630

Yep, too stupid to realise that fisting Jokes go back way before fucking 2013. More like 1700, when Mr Mozart, used to fist his mom.

>>194637

That is so 2013

>>194637

>>194639

In 2018 self rape is socially acceptable you know

>>194639

That's so Raven.

>>194639

You need to take a long swim in lake you

>>194630

>>194631

>>194632

>>194633

>>194634

>>194635

>>194636

That is so 2013, everyone said that shit before, oh yeah, about the fisting stuff. Get some practise. Maybe start with de significant other, u guys could make a career out of it

>>194643

Hardcore aboriginal rape

-2018

>>194644

Abbos are aethetically unrape-able & un-fistable, but put a bag over da head, and shave da abo pubes….. then ya all good to go.

im a botle of wine and 3 beers deep and barely feel a buzz is alcohol a meme

Lull them into a false sense of security with plenty of da white mans alcohol

>>194648

Yeah, it's a joke m8, doesn't do fuck all really.

Keep on drinking.

>>194650

SHUT THE FUCK UP. YO GIVVE MEE YO NUMBER , SO I IS CAN A FIST YO MOMMY.

>>194567

did they yell "get outta town" and chase you down wielding torches and pitchforks

>>194653

I was run out of town on a rail.

Nk can you please tell us what you do for work. I wanna know how a fellow wagie boong spends his days

>>194655

I wondered why they call you tar and feather NEET

>>194657

I work in a warehouse, pick piss orders, process goods inwards, deal with fuckface customers who come into pick stuff up, drive forklifts (including those retarded reach forklifts).

It's not as hard as when I worked at the roller mill night shift for three years thou

Shit, google has failed me.

I challenge you NEETs to find me a picture of aboriginal lesbians

>>194660

Is it worth getting a fork licence? The pay is better and I know warehousing pretty well now

Probably more comfy too

>>194664

It's only worth anything if you know how to drive the thing, the course if basically insurance bs you don't spend much time on the thing (you know what the levers do and thats about it)

I wouldn't try bullshitting my way through a forklift heavy role since they'll know but job where it's used occasionally will do fine since you can start with basic shit and get good from there.

At the roller mill I used to move shipping containers with a 7 ton forklift, shit used to be nerve wracking

>>194668

lmao

>>194601

> hire

No. Self prospecting.

I just packed the last bit of the Domino's fudge.

i know asking a board of mysoginists is dumb but

is this what they call 2nd wave feminism?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh_ugKacslKhsGGdXP0cRRA/videos

>>194660

how do i not get fired?

also how do i get employed?

>>194674

If your shit just kiss and and say yes all the time, worked for me a couple of times until i nailed the basics of the jobs.

Never take days off because your co workers will hate you (come in early too)

>>194671

i can see me ending up dead or in a coma from the heat, alone in the bush

>>194675

i got fired for asking to change the radio station then asking for a different roster

first and last 5 day a week job in australia

>>194594

Prime impressed hours.

>>194616

I told everyone working in poo storage and mailing is complicated as well as complex, but no one believed me.

>>194676

You need to go and see it, it isn't as desolate and inhospitable as the tv makes it seem. Nowhere is isolated now, you have phones and cars.

>>194677

A guy at my work keeps complaining about the radio station and everyone gets real sick of him, I hate listening to the radio but I put up with it and everyone's happy.

As a wagie your just a cog in a machine

>>194681

Which station do they listen to?

>>194656

Top shelf stuff for aboriginals

>>194659

You are my hero.

>>194684

A tea spoon of salvital turns it into bush champagne

>>194685

Deadly

>>194682

92.9

Always the same shit everyday

>>194684

That's what they drank in the trenches in WW

nigger (including abos) lynching when?

>>194688

Probably not from a plastic bottle though

>>194689

You're in the wrong fucking neighbourhood for this shit cunt.

>>194696

poofta

>>194696

poof

>>194696

poo

>>194696

poofter

This is why I come here.

I feel the love.

>>194701

You are a slut for (you)s you will be cross-dressing next.

>>194696

j…john ?

>>194702

The emergence of the nu-John

Wait, that kind of looks like a girls ear and I don't know of any blokes who get two piercings in the same ear, doing so would be hyper-poofterism.

>>194703

lol

>>194705

>hyper-poofterism

j…john ?

>>194705

>a girls ear

Thank you. One used to be a stretcher and then a stud and I had a hoop in the other ear.

Also in the future please ensure posts are linked to posts you are replying to.

>>194705

>a girls ear

He has that wispy sort of girl hair too and no sign of a beard.

>>194708

>a girls ear

post a girls boob or gtfo

>>194709

It flows in the breeze and my on and off bf's don't like stubble.

>>194711

And why did you feel the need today to visit /ausneets/ and be a tranny at us ?

/ausneets/ is a tranny free zone

>>194714

Different strokes.

>>194715

Disturbingly erect

>>194714

/ausneets/ is a diverse and inclusive zone.

>>194716

Try using your left hand.

>>194714

trannys are forbidden from charging here

>>194719

We have both boongs and abo's

>>194718

I was pinching it for the shot but my hand was making too much shadow.

It also gets excited when it knows dirty ne'erdogooder NEETs are watching.

>>194715

Questionable

>>194717

oy vey

>>194716

>>194719

>>194721

I thought the trannies where kept in Craig's attic, or does he give them a router now?

>>194720

Try using my left hand.

>>194725

Hot

>>194723

You are an exhibitionist.

>>194721

If you are a sensible young man there may be no charge.

>>194724

>kept in Craig's attic

He let's them out to man the front counter sometimes when he's wasted.

I guess one may have escaped.

>>194729

That appears to be the case

>>194727

Bet you are glad you stayed up for the exploitation of the gooned NEETs.

I have then wrapped around me erect nipple

>>194732

Diversification of services cunt. Dan used to tell us he loved us.

Gooned NEETs are not to be exploited without their consent

>>194733

>used to

>>194731

I could not make sense of this post.

>>194734

That's like waking up with a condom in your bum. They're not going to tell anyone.

>>194736

Me should be my.

>>194737

>nk's been around again

>>194738

And then should be them.

>>194735

Craig offered us outings and walks by the riverside, long weekend trips to Berri and to stay in his shack in Renmark. Instead he yells at us and takes it out on us when his wife wont put out or she's been giving reach arounds for the Mildura NEETs.

>>194741

You do understand.

>>194742

I'm sure it's only the meth getting to him.

Craig is a good man deep in his heart.

>>194744

You don't have to live in his attic.

>>194745

Well, no, but I'm not a tranny.

He has standards.

>>194746

It is time to leave this board.

>>194748

Our work here is done.

PERMA-RANGEBAN THEM ALL

The End.

Just wish I ended up with a normal life?

Is that too much to ask for?

>>194739

I don't use condoms

Unspoilored poo posts should be allowed

#Freethepoo

>>194740

I like dat one deh cuz. Ima getta tattof this on me arm deyla.

What a write of a year

Write off of a life

Imagine being a normal personally not perpetually depressed.

I'm a prisoner in my own life. Goodnight.

goon time

>>194681

i didnt know :(

i guess my old work was horrible but they treated me as a valuable slave coz i was the only one with those skills. even if they paid worse than teh mcjob

>>194691

>>194689

>>194692

>>194695

not sure which side to support here. do abbos watch anime?

>>194696

your a slut

also poofda

>>194708

BO confirmed for femanon /slash/ poofda

my ban will confirm this.

>>194727

he reminds me of my ex fuk buddy i was describing earlier. fuck maybe im gay fuck fuck fuck fuck

Well NEETs I have saved up money over the year, thought I would never do this but I might buy a Xbox One S this week for the 4k bluray, The Master Chief Collection and Dark Souls remastered. The backwards compatibility of 360/Original sounds nice.The boredom is getting a bit much for me. I cannot fathom building a PC to match specs with a 4k bluray drive in a NEET affordable price range.

Let's save our country.

SHARESHARESHARE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e039ODdE_fs

>>194765

Stop posting this you spastic.

fuck me its the 19th already

i still havent come up with a good excuse to skip chrissy yet

>>194766

Nah it's getting views, go root ya nan

>>194767

activate plan S

>>194765

Having a watch right now, seems legit

>>194765

>40 fucking minutes of some cunt sitting there and you can barely hear him

come on mate

>>194771

I'll save you your precious minutes, he raves on about how fucked the country is and has no solution.

>>194773

My minutes are not too precious at this time, I kind of know what he will touch on, but I still want to hear his take.

>>194773

yeah he does gettin off your fat ass

neet insomnia…fortunately I don't have to go anywhere or do anything tomorrow

why does goon have to taste like dry ass bros

its so cheap and i can store it for ages if i dont feel like drinking but goddamn it fucking kills me every time i drink it

Alright, enough for now. Night Night NEETs.

just went to 7/11 pissed and bought a $3 meat pie

it was pretty shit as to be expected but it was a nice excuse to go for a comfy early morning walk

Good morning NEETs. I am up early today.

Going to go to Bunnings today and buy that part to replace my shower head as well as buy a few other things.

Have to go see my mother as well and pick up the keys to her house. She is going interstate for a week for Christmas.

My Bunnings shopping list:

*Secateurs

*Wrench

*Plumbing Nut

*Large Door Stop

*Hose spray nozzle

*Crate

*Rope

Morning NEETs.

>>194761

>do abbos watch anime?

I hope not.

>>194763

>>194762

Hmm.

>>194765

Fuck off Leon.

>>194783

>>194780

Morning

>>194782

They got the memo that the board was over. Seems you didn't.

I feel pretty fat today. hopefully i see a obese person so i feel less fat.

>>194780

Good luck with the shower.

>She is going interstate for a week for Christmas.

That makes the plan of getting her admitted hard, are you going with her?

>>194790

Pray that there are no skinny, attractive people out today.

Fuck this shit, I don't want to go to work.

>>194793

Why not? Everyone at work loves you and will miss you if you don't show up.

I've put it off long enough, time to wage.

See you all tonight.

>>194794

They sort of do. We have a very inclusive workplace with meaningful relationships that extend to genuine, interpersonal ones.

I have been to my boss' place and petted his cats.

>>194796

What was the name of his cats.

Got a Skype meeting tonight for uni, I'm terrified

>>194798

It'll be fine.

Remind me to call my dad later NEETs, it's his birthday