/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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I have a feeling our new oriental friend would get on well with NoFun.

>>326478

They could bully superNuro together

>>326479

>bully

You'd have to be pretty mong to mistake nofun's spergouts for acts of social dominance.

>>326480

We're all boongs m8

How can we be racist ?

You're the fucking racist calling us white.

>>326480

1.superNuro is a NEET celebrity around here.

2.I am not racist.

Shire said rude things about black people once.

>>326482

Nah, I was joking.

Nofun had that perfect autism armour that made him immune to bullying, I always kinda admired that.

>>326488

>super new low

niggers

>>326490

negresses. How many do you own neets? And how many would you like to own?

>>326488

> westerners

You racist Balinese fucker

>Those Easteners, all they do is fuck and eat dogs

>>326492

>Balinese fucker

in other words a nigger

>>326494

He does have a somewhat niggery fragrance I must admit

>>326495

Its just that no one on earth is as humble as us BOONGS

Been thinking - once the bat aids has finished depopulating much of asia, where would be the best place to go and be a sex tourist? Thailand and the phillipines are the places I keep hearing about. TBQH thai girls are better looking than the flips, but not all of them are actually girls.

>>326497

We is unnabelievable

>>326498

>Thailand

you can f kids there ;)

>>326501

*pat* *pat* - you still have cambodia

>>326500

>I myself want to have sex with western gay furry

Whats stopping you?

Anyone else starting to think dogfuckerGook is superNuros latest attention seeking ploy ?

>>326505

speak english or fuck off

>>326500

It's not us, it's another NEET who posts here, but yes it is mostly a meme.

>>326504

Maybe, it would not surprise me if it is someone who goes here frequently

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/feb/07/psychiatrist-struck-off-for-posting-bizarre-qanon-conspiracy-theories

>A Sydney psychiatrist who posted “bizarre” alt-right conspiracy theories he claimed were the directives of US President Donald Trump to his practice’s official website has been struck off the medical register.

>Many of the 300-plus posts from 2018 onwards related to the debunked QAnon conspiracy that suggests Trump is leading a crusade against “deep state” forces who protect satanic paedophile rings.

>>326511

the Qanon movement is the strangest thing to me.

>>326509

Do you often walk into other peoples houses and insult them m8 ?

Is this polite behaviour where you come from ?

>>326508

He does seem too much of a caricature to be real.

Then again … superNuro

>>326491

I heard if you capture and tame a negress they give you a BO position

>>326516

God you are so fucking boring

You do know we have retarded homosexual teenage internet tough guys in the West don't you ?

And some of them don't even fuck dogs

Time for a beer.

>>326518

Hmmmm, what beer are you drinkning?

>>326511

This is a guy who can prescribe NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes.

I woke up today. Not impressed by that.

>>326519

The usual, Asahi.

>>326518

Have you got a hard earned thirst ?

>>326523

Maybe.

>>326524

Then you should maybe have a big cold beer

>>326525

U r a nigger

>>326526

Yeah, he's getting less believable all the time

>ausneets getting baited by obvious troll

Come one fellas…

>>326526

Yes he created a thread on the catalog just before as well.

>>326530

>Come one fellas…

Rude

Some of us can come ten

>>326533

>>326528

>>326530

Eh, im bored.

Pretty sure the NBN dropkicks fucked up again when they fiddled with that box on the side of my house, ever since then the internet goes out for 3 to 4 minutes at approximately 9:00am and 7:00pm daily, I called my ISP and they seem to think so too, my router and all my cables are fine, but regardless of all of this I can finally get the NBN hooked up on the 25th of next month, preorder all the stuff with my ISP so hopefully it will be all fixed up by then.

>>326530

You keep mistaking kick the spastic for being triggered m8

It's what you do with them, everyone gets a laugh that way

>>326536

Where do I find the sex tape?

>>326538

The spastic wants to be kicked, and it is not amusing to the rest of us.

>>326539

Google le.ftypolBOblowjob

>>326538

I never mentioned anything about being triggered.

>You keep mistaking

Implies I've made the "mistake" more than once.

>>326540

Fair point but he doesn't shut up when ignored either.

>>326542

Yes you did, stop lying cunt

>>326543

lol you're the one that seems triggered here mate.

>>326544

no u

dup btfo

>>326545

Very low quality post.

>>326547

Wh, what other response is there to U than no U ?

>>326541

Thank you very much.

>>326548

Calm down superNuro.

>>326546

See you soon Yakuza.

Typical response when someone reveals who you are.

>>326550

im just sick of being impersonating

>>326552

Nice auto-correct.

>>326553

You seem to be missing this thing called a sense of humour here m8

Some of us get our jollies other ways than smart arse comments

>>326554

>jollies

*lollies

>>326555

I look forward to a NEET calculating the exact tally of it for us.

>>326559

>>326555

clean your room neet

That room is clean.

Sliding back into d3xie addiction here. If I don't have at least a quarter tablet I feel too tired physically and mentally to do anything.

>>326560

Well bantered.

>>326563

I guess a quater tablet isn't so bad, not like your are downing a bunch of them at once.

Just a bit of light reading for the new NEETs about Yakuza:

https://spqrchan.xyz/cow/res/12121.html

>Pervert chiropractor who secretly filmed hundreds of woman including girls as young as 11 said it 'helped him cope with the death of his wife'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7976959/Pervert-chiropractor-secretly-filmed-hundreds-female-clients-jailed-10-years.html

Feel like shit

>>326567

Go have a poo.

>>326568

This NEET is a quality poster.

>>326567

Get a job. There are hundreds out there.

get a job = wanking upskilled me

Dude, just get a job. It's not that hard, lmao.

Dude, wanking upskilled me. It's not that hard, lmao.

>>326572

>Dude,

You foreigners disgust me.

honestly don't get a job it's horrible

>>326575

With a good level of stretching increasing the number of fingers and using appropriate lube, always helps.

Work, if you are doing it just for the money, to survive, is incredibly alienating/dissociative.

>>326574

>he thinks Australians never use the word dude

>he doesn't know what I'm referring to with my post

You retards disgust me.

Depression hitting hard, and no booze to drown it out

>>326579

The alcohol Jew just makes the depression worse. Don't let them destroy you, that's what (((they))) want.

>>326578

Just who are you quoting?

>>326580

I'm not sure I could look the delivery wagecuck in the eye if they were dropping off a bag of goon.

About a month ago I was buying daddybot some friday night beer after doing the shopping with mummybot, and the cashier told me it was the first time he'd seen me come into the store wearing something other than a singlet.

Mummybot was very upset to know I'd been drinking goon and lying about it again.

>>326582

>he doesn't know how greentext works

>>326583

just make a delivery note to leave it at the front door and not knock

>>326585

I didn't drink last night and I won't drink tonight. I'll struggle against the urge until next Thursday so that I've had a week off, and after that I'll take two weeks off, then four and so on.

How are you 'self-improving' lately mate? Any goals?

Really depressed there aren't more people as sexy as weber

>>326583

your fault for dressing like a bogan most of the time tbh

>>326589

Unrealistic expectations tend to do that to people.

>>326585

tbh I basically don't know the difference between the two other than Shitey knows how to keep a job and never lived in a warehouse

fucking chads I swear

>>326592

only on the condition that it give me a hot boong gf

>>326588

>How are you 'self-improving' lately mate?

This weather has fucked up my sinuses. I feel like I have ear pain and pain at my eyebrows. I have slowed down my learning pace but got an email saying I have watched 5779 minutes of content on Pluralsight in the last three months. Could big bigger number tbh.

>>326595

Why are you justing his post?

>>326581

Nah it's ok I'm on anti-depressants ;)

>>326599

Like they do anything…

Roast coles chook for dindins tonight.

>>326602

They tend to be too dry while the Woolies ones are too greasy.

>>326601

some do some don't, depends on dosage as well

>>326605

HOT!!!!!!

>>326605

My point still stands.

>>326605

Does that basket contain her fingernail clippings?

>>326607

Heavily edited photo and heavily mixed boong.

>>326608

you still shouldn't post a pic of cruisey

>>326607

What a qt

>>326613

Good thing I didn't.

>>326610

>Are you aiming for a job or a fun hobby or what?

Both. Part for the Bachelor of CS and part to keep my mind active (i.e. not ruminating on the past, excessively).

>>326610

Generally if you haven't heard back from them after a day or so it's pretty obvious you didn't get the job.

>>326618

>Fake boong

Look at the nose, she's 98 compatible.

>>326618

>She looks UNNAderage

No such thing for boongs.

>>326616

Have you been working on any projects mate? I've been wanting to set up a little license plate recognition system to track the cars driving past my house. Apparently character recognition via 'simple' AI is doable as a project for someone with a small budget working out of their own home.

>tfw lonely and wishing I could talk to people online in a more intimate setting

>>326615

but you posted >>326595 this pic

Don't you know the NEETlore on how Cruisey is Brendan Fraser

>>326624

This is an inappropriate request to make on our company intranet and I suggest you speak to someone outside of work.

>>326625

Good thing I didn't.

>>326627

kek

https://boong spoof.top/pnd/res/36996.html#bottom

Secret truths to rule the world, sinking in an anchored thread! Get ‘em while they’re hot! Fresh illuminati cakes for the hungry peasants, serving ‘em up right here!

Extra bonus special alert, this info is top-value for NEETs! You have the free time, use it to write history!

>>326629

do you not know how to link between boards you white dog

>>326622

>Have you been working on any projects mate?

Off and on. I get too involved in simplest coding projects. I am more just interested in reading and finding aesthetic code. I have posted about it before but I started off with a shitty Python course not on Pluralsight, then I started doing their courses. I did all their Python pathway courses, most of their C++, all of their Java pathway courses, just finished up the relevant JavaScript courses. Now working on HTML 5 then work my way to CSS. A lot of languages are moving towards using classes and objects so at a higher level it is really good way of cementing knowledge by recalling different facts from the different languages.

I think the end project is perhaps editing and building on a web scrapper for a chan site. That is something that always interested me but one that also uses the chan format and extended it to capturing images. It has been done but the code is freely available and thinking about ways to optimise the code would be fun.

I will obviously start coding more when I start the degree in March. I just wanted to get a heads up as starting new content takes me a while for it to internalise knowledge.

>>326631

It's the stupid word filter

>>326633

>>>/boardnamehere/postnumberhere

>>>/pnd/36996

>>326633

You don't need to post the fucking sitename

>>>/urajew/1488

Thinking about going on another wank binge tomorrow. I managed to get to four wanks today by 12pm

>>326636

It will only depress you further. Please respect you wank limit.

Twelve hundred dollars and I can remove the maximum wankspeed limiter, plus I can fix it up so that when you're pulled over for a random penis inspection you'll look like you're complying with the law.

>>326639

I’m happy that the wank man has finally stopped throttling my wanks, couldn’t get past two wanks a day until recently

Some gape enhancers are just too powerful

Is cheryl poster dare i say it. A homosexual?

>>326641

True, you need to stretch before hand.

Making tendie burgers for the family tonight

>>326644

Adding anything else to them?

mlem

Wank overdraft.

Going to have a wank roleplaying on omegle. Brb

Excessive wank rates

>>326648

Good luck.

Hi NEETs interesting we are being raided by a Frenchwoman and Furry well good luck with the new admins tools

superNuro just got his results back. Second opinion and third X-ray I have a cracked rib and a few other back issues.

On the bike track hitting the goon and superNurofen Plus

>>326653

Sounds super

>>326653

>second opinion

This is called Doctor shopping Nur0

>>326635

Calm yourself neet, a bit less coffee in future methinks

>>326656

Thanks. See you there. can we do IRC when its running?

>>326655

I don’t often call you a faggot but the original diagnosis was wrong faggot and you are wrong to imply I am doctor shopping Friend

>>326659

We all know you just want the drugs m8

>>326337

Happy birthday mate.

26 degrees today in Shitbourne, went to the barber's today, he cut my hair and goatee a bit too short, but whatever, having an Chicken Period sandwich and then I will go to the gym.

>>326660

>you just want the drugs

Nothing wrong with that

Finished my omegle roleplay wank.

>>326659

Hey did you end up ordering any flualp yet?

any youse cunts read/listened to that 12 rules of life book by meme peterson?

>>326632

Matey it sounds like you're on the right track, really good work, just make sure you don't get burned out prior to the classes starting :)

>>326651

>You can do letter recognition with a acript written for labview. Pretty sure its already on the internet somewhere, written for arduino.

Thx cunt but I wanna do the whole thing myself unna, build up a character recognition model and then figure out how to use it with a video stream and so on.

>>326665

>any youse cunts read/listened to that 12 rules of life book by meme peterson?

Yes, it's a meme.

>>326659

how much codiene did you get out of each opinion then?

we know what you're up to, getting scans of your back

>>326665

Good to hear you are doing it all cold. I do that sometimes because there is no choice. Its good to stand on the shoulders of giants unna.

>>326668

Delicious.

>>326668

Nice m8

Time to apply for more jobs I'll never get. Trying to keep positive but the inverse likes kicking me in the guts.

btw whats the aboriginal tribe called in your area? mine is Awabakal and there are signs all around newcastle for Awabakal-specific medical and social and employment services, they must get an absolute fuckload of government bucks.

>>326666

:( is there anything useful at all? I'm goona listen to a bit while I'm walking my dog tonight

>>326669

we're forbidden from standing on ayers rock unna so I'm going to have to light a bushfire and get rid of these trees if I want to get a better view. nah I just want to figure out basic neural networks , it seems interesting and fun

>>326668

This looks good.

>>326673

I know that feel man.

>>326668

delightful

>>326674

Honestly, all that "Self help" stuff is a scam. The best you can do is to try and be virtuous with whatever it is you do.

>>326679

All those gape compartments.

>>326653

I told you to go to the hospital.

>>326656

That's past my bed time.

>>325880

This is a banner now.

>>326663

Did you shock any old ladies?

>>326504

Yeah, superNuro being a furry has crossed my mind before. Though I don't get the feeling that analcockman is superNuro, it just isn't his style.

>>326665

Thank you. I am having a break next week when I am going away with family. I am also going to have a short break before University starts to get my head in the right space.

>>326686

Read the thread go lolcow board about Yukuza. It's what he does and he thinks he's sane.

>>326674

pennamuker. They got pwned by the squatters back in the early 1800's

>>326668

Looks aesthetic and should be delicious.

>>326679

Tip it.

>>326653

>>326659

If you do get on the drugs eventually, please be careful with them.

>>326673

Keep expanding the type of jobs you all apply for and where they are located. That is how I eventually landed a job by applying everywhere and for every job. That was relevant to what I wanted.

>>326688

https://lolcow.farm/

Or a different imageboard? Your post is a bit oddly worded in the beginning.

Or do you mean >>>/cow/ ?

>>326674

The social services funding is mostlyuused up by administrative costs. Hiring an average employee that is on $50,000 a year means that you want to be also need and manager that's on $80,000 a year and then someone on front of house that's another $50,000 a year. Add on rent. That's probably another $50,000 a year and other operational costs. Considering that is then small organisation and you probably need a few of them. You can see where the millions of dollars goes.

>>326690

That is going to be my reply to all NEET bulge pics from now on.

>>326694

This post >>326565

>>326692

He is too arrogant to be cautious. Life will teach him a very hard lesson one day.

>>326558

Probably because I think you're a bit of a fuckhead ?

>>326699

Tasty chicken karma for superNuro. delivered by deliveroo, analy

>>326693

Then they ring me up, ask me where I'm from and go "Uh, you know this job is for [x town] and basically hang up.

>>326701

Based, I've never known a boong to travel.

>>326667

Bout three fiddy

>>326692

Yes I will not

>>326699

I will continue to be reckless and you will learn to like it

>>326707

Most of their rings are blown out.

Might go ram my fist up a black man's bum.

>>326700

Explain what I did to trigger you then, superNuro.

>>326709

Consensually I hope.

No you didn't, you can't use that excuse twice.

Sitting in the rain and a puddle.

Two thousand miles I roamed just to make this dock my home.

can the bo fix red text please

I don't like that there is a second banner that says "is it wet yet ".

>>326716

Change the theme in options you mong.

I don't like that there is a second banner that says "is it wet yet ".>>326716

>>326718

Oi

Oh, the second banner changed.

It now says thank you

Had to res my pipe like a dero because 10k had to be a piss boong

I'm pretty much flying, on my second beer. It's knocked me.

>>326710

Not me, been here about 15minutes all day…

No fun maybe ???

>>326707

>9

When did this happen?

>>326723

You are ==obsessed== with NoFun.

It's not offensive if you fart after yelling at someone.

>>326722

Post the bulge.

>>326726

You farted in their general direction.

>>326724

It was a joke about the nazguls in lord of the rings

https://voca.ro/m2jPY9Itfmi

>>326730

Big cock bird.

>>326731

https://voca.ro/cPXsAvjaeYZ

>>326732

Will whores actually steal stuff?

>>326733

Don't eat the Chicken Periods after doing that to them.

>>326732

That seems a bit silly m8.

The grandparents bought ice cream… Making it real hard to eat healthy.

>>326737

Don't be a fat cunt. Are you a human or a fucking nigger? Are you a slave to your desires or a man? Don't be pathetic, it is just ice cream.

>>326737

You are in control of yourself m8. You have the power.

>>326729

Some fat boomer pensioner beat one to death for stealing his chip once.

>>326735

https://voca.ro/nGKUTu47fr1

>Officially confirmed cases: 31,500[4]

>Official deaths: 639[4]

Based anal HPV going mental on the oriental.

We will be coming up to the one year anniversary of getting superNuro soon.

>>326737

https://voca.ro/mYSz59MBgee 6ÿ

>>326742

Kek, goodbye to all the people of the orient

>>326741

>truffle mustard

>truffle salt

I don't even recognise you any more.

Very good article.

>Many addicts think they've got all the answers, that they're intelligent, logical beings. When in actual fact, we're not. We may have been prior to addiction, but we certainly aren't for a long while afterwards.

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/addiction-doesn-t-discriminate-i-worked-full-time-for-the-government-while-battling-an-ice-addiction

>>326743

Why/when did he come

>>326744

Could you repeat that in English please.

>>326743

If the board had been on Prep it wouldn't have happened.

>>326749

superNuro is punishment for our sins.

eidehr

>>326748

He came to fullchan after halfchan got blocked by the virtue signaling ISPs after the Christchurch shootings.

>>326734

They steal your stuff. The wont steal my stuff.

>>326725

Haha nice red text faggot

Nofun is actually portmanteau I use to explain several pin dick attackers here..

>>326755

O B S E S S E D

>>326747

d3xies are still alright though, right?

>>326755

That might be the case now. It wasn't when you first started doing it. You are and always will be a FRESHNEET.

NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes

>>326755

Your a portmanteau for a thick abo penis

>>326741

Hmmmmmmmm

>>326759

I like how posts like this won't get you banned here.

>>326759

superNuro has always been a poser, it's really sad considering his advanced age.

>>326744

>>326762

>>326758

Depends How functional you are when using and abusing them?

>>326763

I know right? It's great to be honest. Remember when that NEET got banned for jokingly calling superNuro a schizo?

superNuro is now trying to revise history and is now claiming he was on /pol/ back before the shooting.

>>326768

superNuro is time itself, what he says becomes truth.

I'm off to the gym. I've put my squat and deadlift on maintenance for a while to focus on my bench. I'm doing the Smolov Jr routine for the bench. Hopefully it goes well.

>>326770

Good luck.

>>326770

Good luck mate.

>>326770

Good work mate.

>>326770

Good wank mate.

>>326770

Good mate wank.

>>326774

I am glad you went m8. I will put that film on my list of ones to watch in the future.

>>326774

>>326775

>>326777

mlem

>>326774

>Hollywood didn't produce this one.

Isn't it a miramax production? still hollywood but they do make a lot more interesting movies than the mainstream hollywood, even when disney owned it, and no I never pay any attention to reviews or sites like rotten tomatoes,I'll watch it and decide for myself not let someone else tell me what I should watch or not watch, glad you enjoyed it mate

>>326779

flem

Seeing NEET DICK on the screen all the time gives rise to uncomfortable thoughts.

>>326782

Wank it!

>>326782

Mine is three inches.

>>326784

Girth?

>>326337

Happy birthday fella.

>>326403

Comfy.

>>326520

>>326760

Ahh, I missed the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNA filter.

>>326785

Less than three inches.

>>326786

>NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNA

NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes

<NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes

>>326766

Ahh, I stand corrected. I'm looking at the producers now - 2 of them are non-jewish, but I don't know about the third, Bill Block, who is the miramax CEO: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Block

>>326789

If I remember right Guy Ritchie had himself circumcised when he was married to Madonna. she was into some Jewish mysticism shit. I don't know if he converted.

There's an illegal thread btw

I am so bored. Feel like buying some more Ruskov and getting unna'd but I already feel a bit ill not from the chicken.

What does a person even do on a friday night when they have no money or social contacts? I've already taken my dog for a nice hour-long walk in the rain. I guess I could see a movie by myself but that's a bit boring too.

>>326793

You're an illegal thread btw

>>326794

>What does a person even do on a friday night when they have no money or social contacts?

Have an early night and feel refreshed when you awake on sat morning

>>326794

Go to the pub and talk shit with the oldies.

I actually forgot it was Friday, working weekends has really made them loose all meaning.

>>326798

>loose

If anyone wants to discuss anal cooking with that Thai NEET and me here:

https://alphachan.net/mr/thread/1.html

>>326792

His movie revolver was supposedly full of kabbalistic references. And holy shit when did madonna become jewish?

>>326801

Want to fuck off?

>>326795

Hot.

>>326803

Is that a specific type of mixing in anal cooking?

>>326473

WHERE IS THE OLD?

We really need a ban on costa posting. It's tired and repetitious.

>>326480

>thaiNEET is superNuro

>>326807

Get fucked cunt.

>>326389

How much smack did you used to do?

How long was it sitting there?

>>326807

You will learn to lick it.

>>326807

Fuck off scumbag

>>326498

It's worth the risk.

>>326812

>Lick it real good

>>326815

>>326810

>>326802

i thought the talmud was the jewish bible thing. What is the karballah thing from then?

>>326512

Yeah, they're weird cunts.

>>326817

>kaballah

It's jewish mysticism.

>>326819

Sick satanic shit. Fuckin' queers.

>>326802

Lots of things have Kabbalistic references

Fuck, Persona and Part 3 of Jojo's Bizzare Adventures basically revolve around them The tarrot cards at least

>>326820

>Muh satan

Fuck off Christcuck, you're the queer here sucking off your gay jewish god

>>326819

like jewish astrology or rosritrucaian shit? thats next level wak

2020 IS LITERALLY HALFWAY OVER!

>>326824

Liberal Arts NEET's strongest subject was obviously not math.

>>326823

basically the tarrot card shit

>>326826

*tarot

You dumb cunt.

>>326824

Goon Tax!

>>326826

did they predict H1tler i wonder?

>>326825

taret

>>326830

target

>>326555

Nice.

>>326829

There is the tarot card of Justice

Clix crackers povo jatz and butter for supper

>>326834

Okay.

>>326835

Sounds like quite the feast.

>>326831

targé

>>326834

fuck thats sickening.

Do they actually think this will increase sales?

>>326834

Fucking Sexist and Racist, they never show WMBW, I mean Cruisey and Monaro would look good in an advertisment

>>326592

I've thought about it. More so with drugs though.

>>326834

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>326656

Cool.

>>326668

Lovely.

>>326844

Do you want to see a picture of my willy?

>>326834

a fucking sudanese no less. maybe they want to tap the coal burner market. I dont imagine the apex gang types will go for this kind of clothes.

>>326845

wilted

>>326834

This is promoting slavery you dumb cunts. He is her property.

>>326846

Well the need more nigresses if they want to impress the Cruisey