/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>192915

A good thread.

Dan gets the big flogged.

>tfw no flogging

ancient aboriginal orgasim

>>192933

>IKTF

Manic wagie flogged-down

>>192931

flogging good stuff

>>192935

>>192933

Get in the chook outfit.

Thank you for the bum rash.

Atypical flogging

>>192939

I never used to get them until I got flogged.

>>192939

I saw my opportunity and was worried it wasn't going to happen. I needed to make it happen.

>>192939

>>192941

>>192942

Any updates on the bum rash I was concerned that it was becoming more of a gash from the last shower picture? Has it gone back to its original state?

>absolutely fucking flogged down

>>192943

It has spread the stomach and elbows.

>>192945

post elbow

Fuck sake, because of the flogging the missus is staying in. Could have started drinking hours ago

>>192947

Don't disgrace yourself in front of the missus. She can only take so much.

>>192947

Have a non-alcoholic beverage

>>192951

Top lol

>>192953

Thank you.

Also noticed that there weren't any (You)'s from the posts you missed. Think you might've rushed it tbh.

Embarrassing elbow pictures

>>192956

Nothing deserved any.

>>192957

That's what you get when you whore out your elbow to lonely NEETs.

>>192959

oof. Oh.. mate.

Righti-o then.

>>192954

Might be ringworm.

>>192962

I thought it was leprocy, that's a relief.

>>192963

The NEET commune would become a literal leper colony.

>>192964

There's only one chook suit, we must share. What is mine is yours.

>>192965

I would just wear the top part.

>>192966

lol I know you would.

Might go watch a doco and scratch my elbows.

>>192967

I will wear one of these for when it is your turn with the top part:

https://www.amazon.com/Jude-Celebrity-Mask-Fancy-Dress/dp/B00W7XNEWO

>>192969

>12.6 x 8.7 x 0.8 inches

well now.

>>192970

That is measured when pushing the ruler all the way in.

>>192971

I don't think I could match your potential.

>>192972

Anal potential?

Alcoholic aboriginal spirit

Extreme aboriginal anal

Moderate aboriginal prolapse

Methylated aboriginal beverage

>>192978

>lemonade

Good to see those Aboriginal gentleman drinking soft drinks.

>>192979

Converted and covert aboriginal bong

Anyone ever imagine themselves as a meth head? Seems like the perfect drug for my overthinking personality

>>192981

NK is one now.

>>192981

Perfect drug to help open up your anus

cheap aboriginal prositute

>>192985

Hello Chad

>>192985

Gay

My dog is going outside grabbing Christmas beetles bringing them inside and playing with them till she eventually kills them. shes up to 4.

>>192989

She's doing gods work.

Slow aboriginal anal

Tfw attractive gf who wants to have sed but I just wanna have a porn sesh in the dark

>>192992

i dont know that feel, it must be a strange one.

I just came all over the back of a nig nog

>>192994

Does it make easier to see the cum shot?

>>192992

How'd you meet your attractive gf? what is she like?

>>192994

that is no way to talk about your missus cruisey what sort of african is she?

>>192988

Good night exceptional potential NEET

>>192992

IKTF

It ends when you say so and there is no effort needed

early night NEETs

>tfw looking at other jobs on seek

>>193000

good night

>>193000

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>192996

>what sort of african is she?

A nigger

Very long discussion with the misso about why gay people have higher rates of HIV. She doesn't want to believe

>>193005

Tell her you had a gay phase and you've been having a nasty chest infection lately

>>193005

Did you tell her that homosexuals will rape little boys and get away with it

>>193005

Liberache

>>193008

Freddie Mercury

I won two bottles of wine and some felt cleaning pellets at the gun club Xmas shoot tonight. Also got two gold medals from competitions shot a couple of months ago.

>>192992

>IKTF

Its a good feel to know

why am i not fucking dead yet

Having a cone watching fascism documentaries

>>193017

But you said no rape craig…

Realised earlier today that I haven't talked to a woman that is not either related to me or interacting with me in a professional capacity (either as part of a project at uni or a cashier) for over 3 months now. Kind of fucked when you think about it. Night Night NEETs.

What is everyone's opinion on those new grey plastic Tinnie 6pack holders over plastic

>>193005

why didn't u just google it instead of showing your autism? she's gonna mention this when she cheats as an excuse you know?

>>193019

that's nothing. i went a year once.

i actually talked to a friends gf the other day when we went to the gym together. we're gym buddies forthe last week and I'm OK with that… kinda…. sorta

well i need to go to the gym anyway because I'm getting atrophied.

lately my friends have been bullying me calling me an incel or autistic and i think if i don't meet someone soon i might start fleshing out plan S.

>>190689

I'm not a tourist that was the only frog i had. and fyi grossout frog was a precursor to pepe so i consider it cannon. one day i came on /b/ and since cancerous faggot had taken a tumbler tier webtoon and started making demoyivational images

i ignored it until drumf when another cancerous faggot irl informed me that it was called pepe.

>>190683

video is broken?

>>193024

at least you have money

i want a job but i can't shake that feeling ill just lose it quickly

also NEET board

neither employed in education or training, which you are

>>193025

I was neet for 18 months now I work at a supermarket part time

what's the problem

Is NK OK, we didn't get the weekly Dan/Craig picture?

>>193027

Dan may have found out there was another liquor proprietor in NK's life, and flew into a rage while wielding the iron bar.

morning gay ass niggers

girls are weak

chuck em in the creek

boys are strong

like king kong

>>193032

Good / Goon morning NEET. Getting a therapeutic massage not a sensual massage to get the tension out of my back since I find it hard to sleep without taking Panadol, which I refuse to take unless the pain is really strong.

>>193033

>which I refuse to take unless the pain is really strong

That is the right attitude mate. Good luck with your massage.

>>193034

Thanks m8, it has been a long week of waking up in the early hours and never getting back to sleep.

What plans do you have this weekend?

>>193035

No plans for me. Just staying home and NEETing it up, like every other day.

I am hitting the power rack this morning. Dreading those squats.

>>193036

Do you listen to any tunes while using the power rack?

>>193037

No I would not want the neighbours to hear my taste in music. And I don't use headphones or earbuds because I don't like wasting good music on shitty speakers. Also I don't like the feeling of not being properly aware of my surroundings.

So when ever i am around overly flamboyant gay people i start to understand to appeal of Islam and i think to myself that maybe its not so bad that they might take control of Australia.

>>193039

What are your thoughts on Allah Snackbar?

>>193040

I have never had one. so i cant really tell you.

>>193039

Muslims diddle little boys. They are the world's biggest hypocrites and degenerates.

>>193032

This is wrong, the donor should be running.

Did the website explain why you don't connect the black to the other black terminal for safety reasons?

>>193011

Good job.

>>193013

Did you ever end up doing that dj job?

>>193042

tbh i already knew that. What hope is there or will it always be filled with degenerates?

>>193047

Are these rhetorical questions? Why do you even ask them?

>>193045

Good morning my friend. Magnificent curves on that chook outfit.

>>193047

You need to stop worrying about it. You can't fix the rest of the world. Just focus on improving yourself.

>>193049

They are rhetorical questions, i write them and post them here so they leave my head and i don't have to think about them any more.

>>193032

I am out of coffee, I am having a tea.

Going to go out and about and look for a Kris Kringle gift for a coworker.

>>193052

I think they are making you think about them even more. Most questions, especially the ones that don't directly concern yourself, are not worth asking.

>>193053

I hope you have a nice day.

>>193038

>I don't like wasting good music on shitty speakers.

lol wat?

>>193055

I hope you have a nice day.

>>193056

You only get so many listens to any song before familiarity makes it lose its appeal to you. I do not waste any listens with inferior sound quality.

I only listen to music with my good speakers and when I am paying the correct amount of attention.

>>193057

My day is off to a good start now that you have blessed me with such kind words this morning.

>>193058

>before familiarity makes it lose its appeal

Oh.. yeah that's true.

I had a coworker (he's 19) tell me about how post maloney is really hip. I was out of the depth. I did not understand.

I brought up the guy with 69's tattooed on his face to try and seem like I knew what was happening in the world.

>>193054

>I think they are making you think about them even more.

I disagree

>Most questions, especially the ones that don't directly concern yourself, are not worth asking.

I also disagree, it is never a bad thing to be aware of the world around you, as long as you realise you can never have any affect on it in any meaning full way.

>>193063

I know these feels. Once I threw out the TV the process really accelerated. I struggle to even pretend to be in touch now.

>>193064

What?

>>193046

I thought he did and continued but there was a problem and he left or he was let go.

>>193065

Soon it will be like a new language.

I don't mind not being in touch. I don't feel embarrassed. I have stopped acting smug about it now like I used to. I used to boast about how I didn't care about the sportsball or TV shows and shitty Hollywood movies. I was arrogant and unpleasant.

I have chilled out now. I do not act so superior. If someone is interested in something stupid I act happy that they have something in life they get pleasure from, even if it is not something I like personally.

I do not feel the need any more to try and fit in with others. So long as I am a pleasant person then no-one will care that I don't watch The Bachelor.

>>193070

>sold out

Damn it looks right up my alley.

>>193073

I liked the sportsball of many types when I was younger. I grew out of it in my early twenties.

>>193071

I still occasionally have the 'high and mighty' self righteous shit about some stuff, especially fashion and music. I know that it isn't the most attractive perspective but I can't seem to help it. Some stuff really just pisses me off for no real reason. I should try to be less judgmental and let people have their own tastes in things.

Although after showing me how post maloney was great he then put on selena gomez and looked at me funny when I said I didn't know that either.

I know taste is subjective but his taste is almost objectively shit.

>>193076

>I still occasionally have the 'high and mighty' self righteous shit about some stuff

I do too. I probably over-stated how much I had improved. It is a constant struggle. I no longer do it in front of normal people though. People who are not able to understand more complex thoughts and ideas. It is just cruel to tell them everything they like is shit.

You need to pick who is smart enough to be able to understand discussions about this sort of thing and who isn't. It is cruel to do it to less intelligent people and confuses them.

>>193080

That guy is pretty smart, he just has shit taste. He is also young and probably still caught up in whatever was going on when he was in school.

>>193083

>young

Yeah the young need to be given time to sort this shit out for themselves. We were all there once. The irony is we were happier then even though we had shit taste. We enjoyed the shit stuff more than the adult stuff which is better.

>>193085

He is in restraints in the Coles break room and the night-fill boys have free use of him in between unloading pallets.

>>193086

>the night-fill boys have free use of him in between unloading pallets.

hot

>>193084

Yeah, I used to think millencolin was the best thing ever.

Has anyone here experienced many of these on public transport?

Good morning bogans

Hungover wanks

>>193090

This is why I avoid public transport.

>>193090

No.

>>193092

Day one of your productive weekend begins.

>>193097

Have fun.

>>193081

Weber in his Down syndrome years

>>193065

You mean once you threw the TV across the room.

morning fellas. Let's see if I can use my weekend to find an escape from my entry level slavery spoiler alert, I won't

>>193104

You can't put a spoiler alert in a spoiler.

>>193104

>>193101

Morning

>>193102

Please don't say nasty things about Weber, Weber.

>>193104

How do we escape? Is there such as thing as paying work that (a) doesn't require you to pass a normie test by going to an interview and having a bunch of qualifications and contacts and (b) can be done mostly from home?

The only ones I can think of are career computer criminal and camwhore. And I'm just not ready to sell my body online yet.

>>193108

Become a normie and make your workspace reflect who you are so you are as comfortable there as you are at home.

>>193038

>And I don't use headphones or earbuds because I don't like wasting good music on shitty speakers. Also I don't like the feeling of not being properly aware of my surroundings.

I'm the exact same, never understood how people could listen to music in public.

>>193110

You don't do it so much to listen to music, but so that you don't have to listen to or perceive the public

I am sweating profusely

I am back in from the power rack. I am covered in sweat. It was steamy out there.

It looks like all my vegetables survived the high winds and lashing rain.

>>193114

how's your cucumber

So fucking Dan's had a freezer malfunction overnight and I had to purchase warm beer. Now waiting for it to go cold in my freezer. Very disappointed in Dan.

>>193112

I didn't think I could cum to this, but I did!

>>193107

It was Possum being mean.

>>193108

Certain IT jobs allow you to be a freak and don't require traditional interviews.

aboriginal barf fart

abgoriginal barf nigger

aboriginal barf possum

aboriginal bath water

Spicy squid goon poo

>>193124

Is the aroma delightful?

aboriginal peanut barfbutter

aboriginal penis paste

Aboriginal yambutter

>>193132

I've almost missed you, you naughty cunt.

>>193133

Is he going to get flogged?

>>193134

flogged down

murdered in his chook suit

anime more like anigay

>>193140

fuckin outsourced it to china mate

NoFun reminds me of Spartacus.

>>193145

Admins are sleeping on duty.

>>193144

because he likes butt stuff?

>>193148

Lovely painting. Great price.

>>193063

In recent times the only fresh new memes I get are from here. Wouldn't have heard of that boomer wojak or that retarded pepe without youse cunts

>>193145

How do you defend the sexual harassment in anime nofun?

>>193153

Think of all the tendies you could have purchased with that money

Just fucking flogged down two whoppers with cheese and a fuic. Feeling quite engorged.

>>193155

Gluttony is a sin

>>193151

It's barely past midday… Get yourself together please…

>>193152

'Sexual harassment' in anime is really just girls messing around with each other(they actually do this in real life anyway). I have no problem with it.

>>193157

>(they actually do this in real life anyway)

How many girls have you been friends with, nofun?

>>193158

I don't have friends, but I have three sisters. They do this kind of stuff all the time, the other day I walked in on my sister with no shirt on rubbing her breasts in my mum's face. Women have a different idea on other women's bodies than men do with other men.

>>193159

>the other day I walked in on my sister with no shirt on rubbing her breasts in my mum's face

What anime did you steal this idea from?

>>193155

You are going to get too fat to fit in the chook outfit.

>tfw only two weeks left to procure a gf

>>193163

Who are you quoting?

>>193164

Myself from this time last year

>tfw depressed

>>193159

Does it upset you that men aren't so open with the rubbing of bits in each others faces?

>>193162

Especially if we are both getting in it.

>tfw guilty about last night's boong sesh

>>193169

>>193166

Who are you quoting?

>>193167

No.

>(You)

>>193171

Can you stop quoting me?

>tfw spending life quoting things I have done before

I am full of food and although I haven't done the things I have set out for myself this weekend I have got the one that was causing me the biggest headache out of the way. I am going to watch a doco and go to sleep at lunch time like a depressed NEET

>feels good man

>>193173

>this weekend.

<acring about days

<considers himself a realNEET

>>193175

livin' the dream, neeto

>>193173

That isn't even a porn game, why bother?

>>193179

Anime is already degenerate

>>193168

That would cause a big bulge.

>>193180

And full of sexual harassment.

>>193181

Four big bulges, actually

>>193184

That's not exactly a high bar

>>193186

I can't tell if they are lesbians or just normal homos

>>193022

What's plan S

19 degrees today in Shitbouurne, only have some goon and a bottle of scotch that I'm saving for special occasions so I will have to pay Dan a visit

>>193188

I think it’s clear he meant S for silverside, you big dumb dumb.

>>193188 (checked, hailed)

Is it 19 degrees and 100% humidity again?

>>193190

>>193190

FESTIVE ASIAN ELF BOOBIES !!!

I wonder if Santa Claus bangs Asian whores

aboriginal barf cleanup

Was having a nice nap with David Attenborough talking about bio luminescence and fucking boss rang to talk about fucking nopthing.

What the hell?

>>193198

Bosses should leave you alone in your free time.

>>193198

Is this the gay one?

>>193199

Yeah, has put me in a right mood.

>>193200

Two of them are, they used to be together.

>>193201

They are probably competing to try and shag you.

>>193202

The one that didn't call me is in front.

>>193203

The other one gambled and lost with his bold approach. He will bounce back though.

>>193204

The one that called has the most power as he's the CEO. The other one is the one that has cooked me lunch twice.

>>193205

He was feeling jealous and threatened by you eating the other one's cooking.

Is there anything worthwhile you can buy from Woolies or Coles for 50 cents?

>>193207

I don't think so.

Go to Uniting Care Wesley and get a free meal, you might be too late for it now though.

>>193208

I have food I was just craving a treat.

>>193206

He had said something about how I am 'confiding' in him.

>>193209

You might be able to get an icecream from HJ's, I can't remember how much they are.

>>193210

Have you been over-sharing again?

>>193210

Remember its not gay if you're both in prison

>>193212

I didn't think so but maybe I should be more careful.

>>193214

Tell us what you told him and we'll tell you if it was over sharing or not

>>193215

This is a trap. Don't do it.

>>193216

Thank you, I was about to.

The only gay boss I ever had was a lesbian

And she looked like a male truck driver

>>193219

Did she wear one of those truckie hats?

>>193220

I used to have one of them, it was a quiksilver one.

>>193220

No, she looked like a big fat guy with a nearly shaven head.

Not at all like a porn lesbian

Does anyone know much about TV's? Is OLED a meme technology, as I know it looks better but is it significant different from a top end LCD?

>>193221

I have one it says MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. I bought it to piss off my new seppo boss.

>>193223

I will watching the TV straight on or near there about so that isn't an issue.

>>193223

Possum told me they both smash the same way.

>>193226

lol

>>193226

But does it really smash better? Will I appreciate the significant crack among the products design, is it more aesthetic pleasing would be the follow up question I have beyond picture quality?

I have found a good YouTube channel for gardening and other self-sufficiency stuff. He is Australian which is really good as he uses stuff that is available here and understands the local conditions.

https://www.youtube.com/user/markyv69/videos

>>193226

This is why Possum doesn't smash here any more

>>193229

I can't visit URLs with the sex number in them.

>>193232

Or he could take your advice and eat the whoppers

Now I want 3 smokey angus's

>>193233

5 burgers

You absolute madman

>>193190

>tfw santa has a sackful of these, but brings you none because you've been a bad neet

>>193234

I have a smokey angus after a night on the curry let me tell you hoo boy!

>>193229

Pretty cool, he's a master shucker

>>193239

That burger killed my dad

and raped my mum

I just ate eight (8) slices of roast beef

>>193240

He probably has one of those apps on his phone where you go over to someone else's house and shuck their corn and then leave.

>>193243

Some of the maintenance workers at work got shitty when they needed an app that showed their colleagues proximity and I said they were all faggots and could just use their existing Grindr app.

>>193244

>were all faggots and could just use their existing Grindr app

Show us your profile on Grindr.

>>193242

Real roast beef or that deli counter tissue paper shit?

>>193246

I am the original goatse.

>>193248

Can you show us an unpublished picture please?

>>193247

Nothing is ever good enough for you is it?

>>193250

I just don't think it tastes anything like a Mummybot roast beef.

>>193198

Bioluminescent ASIO boongs.

>>193211 (checked)

>icecream handjob

A big storm is coming shire better turn off your computer.

>>193250

This was a very hostile comment, btw (by the way).

>>193255

It looks like we're in for stormy weather

>>193255

>>193258

I don't think that's what he meant.

>>193256

>(by the way)

I knew what you fucking meant.

>>193258

She's no Cindy Starfall.

>>193261

There's that hostility again. Perhaps you need a nap?

>>193261

>>193256

C'mon NEETs, deep breaths and shake hands

>>193263

*nap (sleep)

>>1932XX (You)

Perhaps you need a wank +/ goon +/ binge.

>>193265

>(sleep)

If you need a hand getting there, I'm eager to help.

>>193264

Mate, this doesn't fucking concern you. Step back.

Storms rolling in again.

Galangal.

>>193269

>What do?

Nothin

>>193271

> anal gal

>>193272

He's already tried that.

>>193262

>The blown out post-wall blonde roastie isn't like the gook prostitute that looks like a ladyboy without the parts that make me gay.

Both of you need to REPENT.

>>193269

>Feeling really lazy and fatigued neets. What do?

DEXIES

>>193269

>pubgs

?

>tfw no bread

>>192999 (waste of trips)

>>193000 (good use of trips)

>>193276

Wish I had some.

>>193277

First there was ArmA2, then Wasteland Mod, then PU Wasteland then the actual game today, PlayerUnknowns BattleGrounds.

>>193278

Let them eat garlic bread.

>>193119

Tell us more, NEET.

>>193282

She looks like trouble.

>>193284

She is.

>>193284

>she

enormous aboriginal puddle

enormous aboriginal prolapse

enormous aboriginal cumshot

goon filled aboriginal rape orgie

Hideous mentally ill big-lipped duckface boong chick

>>193291

Hot