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 No.204244 [Last50 Posts]

People are screaming, I think its a party but still wtf

>>203485

Old

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 No.204245

File: 92aa4bfc5cc565d⋯.jpg (60.6 KB,650x366,325:183,km.jpg)

We love you NEETs

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 No.204247

>>204245

I saw this on the Tabitha board. Unf!

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 No.204248

>>204245

Love you too Unna

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 No.204249

>>204245

/unna/ v pasta niggers tomorrow

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 No.204250

Good bum cash post.

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 No.204251

Why is r/Melbourne so insufferable? I hate their smug attitude to everything and the fake way they pretend to be extra Australian online. Like upper class trendy kids that say 'strewth' as some kind of hipster revivalism. Christ

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 No.204252

>>204251

r/Adelaide is little better.

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 No.204253

>>204251

All of reddit is like that tbh, they've gotta be happy and enthusiastic all the time.

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 No.204254

>>204244

Is that 10K?

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 No.204255

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 No.204256

>>204255

Pot farming NEET

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 No.204257

>>204255

Warhammer 10K n00b

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 No.204258

>>204251

>Reddit and Melbourne together

Apocalypse when?

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 No.204259

>>204256

Oh, nah I just found a random pepe

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 No.204260

>>204257

10,000 in the warhammer 40k universe was the golden age before machines took over in circa 15,000

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 No.204261

>>204259

yeah that's 10K

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 No.204262

>>204233

I went shopping at bunnings then aldi, I started whipper snipping the backyard and then the spool kept coming off so I gave up. I started cleaning my bathroom's walls but gave myself a headache from the chemicals. I still feel a bit funny. I gave up half way through that.

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 No.204263

>>204262

A goon will settle you down.

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 No.204264

>>204263

Some lasagna and a lay down.

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 No.204265

>>204264

and a cup of goon?

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 No.204266

y'all joke about fornicating with a-boong-riginees but the coalburning is out of control with deez white broads

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 No.204267

>>204266

English ain't no country I heard of! Do they English in What?

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 No.204268

Drinking bottled goon and listening to the unit next door have a pissup with a bunch of young blokes

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 No.204269

>>204266

>>204267

Can you speak English?

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 No.204270

>>204268

Join them and show them how to drink.

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 No.204271

>>204269

Occasionally.

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 No.204272

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 No.204273

Aboriginal rectal prolapse

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 No.204274

>>204261

I thought he was called CaravanNEET

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 No.204275

cheap aboriginal prostitutes

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 No.204276

classical aboriginal escorts

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 No.204277

Cultural aboriginal exchange student

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 No.204278

Commended Aboriginal doctor

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 No.204279

Award aboriginal elder

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 No.204280

File: 16a4dbdf20ce8c3⋯.jpg (20.57 KB,300x311,300:311,12714114_10207311426015858….jpg)

>>204275

>>204276

>>204277

>>204278

>>204279

start a twitter

also hello neets

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 No.204281

>>204280

Would you retwoot it?

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 No.204282

>>204280

go back to facebook

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 No.204283

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I bought one of these today.

Just caught a mouse, it went around it's stomach.

I feel a bit sadistic, it's pretty cool.

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 No.204284

>>204251

>r/Melbourne

I imagine that it was taken over by super inclusive progressives who kicked out the people who disagree with them.

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 No.204285

>>204283

Seems less kind than the traditional back-breaking one if it's catching them around the belly.

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 No.204286

>>204283

my balls hurt

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 No.204287

>>204286

Have a wank

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 No.204288

>>204286

Yeah, I think if I continue to use this I'll buy the rings that way, they're probably a lot cheaper.

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 No.204289

>>204285

It doesn't kill them straight away either. It is a bit inhumane but it is clean and easy.

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 No.204290

>>204289

Apparently it has been banned in a few countries for this reason.

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 No.204291

>>204289

Probably more human than anticoagulant rat poison

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 No.204292

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Thanks for showing these neets

This one was bretty gud

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 No.204293

>>204288

>Goes to NEETs house and see he has a bag of castration rings in his living room

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 No.204294

>>204291

Do you think the porn star Kinky Jo could use her asshole as a mouse trap?

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 No.204295

>>204294

She could use it as a possum trap

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 No.204296

>>204294

jerbals in the ass is more of a gay thing

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 No.204297

>>204296

gerbils

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 No.204298

>>204295

This is why possum doesn't post anymore

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 No.204299

That orbiter board should be our official shit post playground

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 No.204300

>>204299

I thought /unna/ was our official shitpost board

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 No.204301

File: dc9492e22386716⋯.png (27.09 KB,114x160,57:80,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204302

>>204298

I meant the general size, not him personally.

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 No.204303

>>204294

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

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 No.204304

>>204299

Even if we knock him out of orbit ever so slightly I believe it will destroy him

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 No.204305

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 No.204306

>>204302

nah mate

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 No.204307

File: 77cce2870e57f0c⋯.jpg (859.09 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-01-05 18.48.43.jpg)

Time to drank again, got a new fan but I'm too lazy to set it up. Bought some work shorts from big W but I forgot to ask them to take the security tag off

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 No.204308

>>204307

>forgot to ask them to take the security tag off

lol

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 No.204309

>>204307

Time to buy one of those magnet security removers off eBay?

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 No.204310

>>204307

So you got a fan to cool down but can't be fucked setting it up? You are our special little boong.

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 No.204311

>>204309

Just leave the tag on (and carry the receipt)

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 No.204312

>>204310

I once bought a new computer and 18 months later it was still in the box. It had a fault when I got around to setting it up and I had quite the battle with consumer affairs getting it rectified, let me tell you.

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 No.204313

>>204307

>>204310

It's why we love you. I hope you have the dexis to prop you back up.

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 No.204314

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 No.204315

>>204309

Nah I'll just go back into big w with the reciept and tell them to do it, I saw a video of an American spic taking his off by burning it with a lighter but I know I'll fuck it up and set my pants on fire

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 No.204316

Boong mob

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 No.204317

>>204312

How do you manage to forget about it for 18 months? Fuck me. Was it hidden in the goon cave under something? I forget about some shit I buy but I generally know that it's there and needs to be used.

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 No.204318

File: f7e90666ecd9f9f⋯.jpg (967.61 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-01-05 18.55.47.jpg)

>>204310

I have a fan but it's old as fuck, kept it going for ages by spraying the insides with dry lubricant but it's on its last spin

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 No.204319

>>204317

It was just an example of the fucked up head space I was in. I researched it and custom ordered it (newest i7 whatever CPU, 32gb RAM, etc) and then couldn't be bothered when I took delivery of it.

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 No.204320

>>204318

At least you have something. That's good to hear

You should buy an air conditioner. Become the talk of the town and get those boong chicks in droves to the NEET cave.

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 No.204321

>>204319

That's mind fog. Fuck…

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 No.204322

Goon / Good Night NEETs.

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 No.204323

>>204251

why do you go on reddit?

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 No.204324

>>204321

It still affects me from time to time. I'll go out of my way to buy something or the makings for something, and then get it all home and do absolutely nothing. If I don't do something the same day or have somebody else prodding me (eg Mummybot), it won't happen.

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 No.204325

>>204283

they use those same rings for castrating lambs

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 No.204326

>>204325

there was already a my balls joke, mate

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 No.204327

>>204325

>>204326

Also that video shows him castrating some kids

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 No.204328

>>204320

I have ducted air conditioning but I don't use it much

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 No.204329

>>204326

i'm replying while scrolling down

>>204324

neethog day. start a garden. snapped me out of it

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 No.204330

File: 7de99911cb2edeb⋯.jpg (148.29 KB,1280x960,4:3,Akanen & Risa.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.204331

>>204330

it's like someone pushed their faces in.

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 No.204332

>>204330

Goodnight oriental fancier.

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 No.204333

had a nap, then dinner, then it was too dark to re-pot all the plants I bought the other day; rosemary basil, lavender, curry plant, wormwood, fennel and some sage. got some cuttings prepped and on the kitchen window already. wrong time of year to be planting anything, especially in this heat. hence re-potting them, so I don't need to give them a drink 3 times a day when that NW wind comes through. had my seeds doused for nearly a week now and none of them have popped. serves me right for not planting them 5 years ago. I'll give them another few days, then I'll have to take drastic measures. scarification, then scalpel if they still wont pop.

night night, cunts.

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 No.204334

>>204333

Night, better luck next time with your plants.

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 No.204335

Hobo neet has succumbed to capitalism, now I can finally buy paint for graff and fuck art hoes

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 No.204336

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 No.204337

Hard aboriginal penis

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 No.204338

>>204335

I do not know of such a neet

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 No.204339

File: c1476c01cb1c99d⋯.jpg (4.9 MB,5152x3864,4:3,IMG_0619.JPG)

>>204338

Ive been on here for months

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 No.204340

>>204339

Are you actually out in the streets

what happened

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 No.204341

>>204339

How much for a blowie?

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 No.204342

>>204339

Are you the guy who offers blowies for $10 outside dans?

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 No.204343

>>204340

Yeah im homeless kinda got forced it to but now I enjoy it.

>>204341

69$ then I'd smash you for being a seedy fag.

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 No.204344

>>204343

You fucken stingy white cunt

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 No.204345

>>204344

Sound like you need a boong mate better value

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 No.204346

>>204343

Are you trying to remedy the situation or have you gotten used to it

Also

>69

kek Why did you put the dollar sign after the dumber though

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 No.204347

>>204345

Racist dog

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 No.204348

>>204346

Nah no remedy need because its not an issue for me, I get to travel australia all the time for free. Just got to have street smarts.

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 No.204349

>>204348

Weird way to think about it, especially since I myself get depressed about being on a low rung Granted I do have a job and place to live so not as bad as yours but if you can keep happy and can keep alive all the best to you mate

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 No.204350

File: 5a3950992f93dc5⋯.jpg (35.67 KB,650x366,325:183,ec36667a8f03c70864470a64ad….jpg)

>>204348

Can put you up at the goon tent if you want, it gets pretty hot and heavy in there thou

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 No.204351

Marinated aboriginal semen

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 No.204352

>>204349

Yeah I guess its weird but ive done it for 3-4 years now (im 19). Also I just got a source of income today and I have squats all around they country last place I had was in marrickville sydney 1.5 million dollar property and had power,water and gass all free. Cheers mate all the best to you also

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 No.204353

>>204352

>Been doing it for 3-4 years

>I'm 19

Jesus fuck, I certainly wouldn't of been able to cope with being kicked out of my families house at 15

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 No.204354

>>204351

You can't marinate aboriginal semen, it's liquid so it'd be flavored aboriginal semen

rather if you said aboriginal semen marinade it would make sense as you would use abo cum to marinade a witchedy grub or something

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 No.204355

>>204353

Well It wasnt as drastic as getting kicked out of the family, but that happend to a mate on mine when he was 14. he also lives the same lifestyle as me

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 No.204356

>>204354

Aboriginal ejaculation

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 No.204357

File: 13eff9a13f22159⋯.jpg (3.24 MB,5152x3864,4:3,IMG_0140.JPG)

MTV hobo cribs

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 No.204358

>>204356

Boong spunk

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 No.204359

>>204357

weirdly classy

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 No.204360

>>204333

It'd be cool to see some pics of your plants and what kind of set up you have.

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 No.204361

File: 9656bb818e7d91f⋯.jpg (62.59 KB,391x386,391:386,4167575134.jpg)

>>204357

>mfw people pay a million a year for a view like that

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 No.204362

File: 1c6461251f724b0⋯.jpg (4.28 MB,5152x3864,4:3,IMG_0105.JPG)

This is better than a fucking storm water drain

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 No.204363

File: 8ebdfc358faa20f⋯.png (220.31 KB,302x406,151:203,Capture.PNG)

File: ad90d216694c8da⋯.png (152.81 KB,267x343,267:343,Capture2.PNG)

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 No.204364

>>204363

Love at first sight

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 No.204365

>>204362

You can see Monk's old warehouse from there

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 No.204366

>>204360

I thought you were talking to WeedNEET for a sec

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 No.204367

>>204363

Who will rape first?

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 No.204368

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 No.204369

File: ef617544e50a990⋯.png (138.45 KB,302x406,151:203,loveatfirstsight.png)

"I'll see you later tonight" whispered Abbot

"O-Oh O-Ok white fella-san" Abbo whispered back

Abbot turned away to leave, but Abbo stopped him, placing a wrinkled dusty hand on his shoulder.

"B-but…" Abbo stuttered

"What is it?" asked Abbot, turning around, and grasping Abbo's hand in his own.

Abbo took a deep breath, tried to raise his voice, and stated as confidently as he could;

"But I want to talk about my land rights after, Tony"

There was a few seconds pause.

"Alright, but I get to give you an enema first, you filthy thing."

It was the happiest day of Abbo's life

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 No.204370

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 No.204371

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 No.204372

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 No.204373

>>204369

Came buckets

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 No.204374

>>204369

I'd love to watch tony jam his large white dick in that tight smelly abo asshole and fill it up to the brim

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 No.204375

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 No.204376

Assolutely fucked neets

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 No.204377

File: 4296e6b39d4ff29⋯.jpg (159.37 KB,800x600,4:3,].jpg)

>>204376

Get fucked in the bum by big burly black aboriginal cock

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 No.204378

No U

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 No.204379

how much do you love abos?

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 No.204380

'>>204379

How much do you love arabs

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 No.204381

File: 9dc2f3e39c8e036⋯.png (23.47 KB,546x320,273:160,ClipboardImage.png)

>>204379

>Sweden

You're not an AUSNEET!

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 No.204382

I found this, literally the NEET gen in play form

>Nonsense may also be used abusively, as in Pinter's The Birthday Party when Goldberg and McCann torture Stanley with apparently nonsensical questions and non-sequiturs:

>GOLDBERG. What do you use for pajamas?

>STANLEY. Nothing.

>GOLDBERG. You verminate the sheet of your birth.

>MCCANN. What about the Albigensenist heresy?

>GOLDBERG. Who watered the wicket in Melbourne?

>MCCANN. What about the blessed Oliver Plunkett?

>GOLDBERG. Speak up Webber. Why did the chicken cross the road?[

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 No.204383

>>204380

>>204379

Aboriginal penis is superior to arab dick

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 No.204384

>>204383

Memes aside abo dick is pretty damn small, granted so is arab dick

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 No.204385

morning cunts

>>204360

Don't have a camera or a phone. Imagine stone fruits and apples scattered around a 4 acre block, couple of currents growing off fences. Couple of cherry tomatoes around the place. Lots of ornamental natives like callistemon, bottle brush and a few wattles. About a dozen pines, some lemon gum, blue gum ironbox and stryingybark. Did I say wattles already? A few ash trees, lucern trees and native ornamentals around the place. Moss and lichen instead of grass in some places. Lots of small sheds and a big one with enough room to park a plane (no plane any more). House and old house. About 8 water tanks around the top block. Weeds everywhere.

Used to have a big veggie garden and melon patch. Too much work, too much water, too many roos and rabbits. Birds eat most of the fruit. Converting old dog yard into next veggie/herb garden. Because it's fenced off. standard shit planned; beans, spuds, carrots to start. Working on big green waste landfill area, plan on dumping earth on top of it and growing melons and pumpkins there. Give you a mental picture?

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 No.204386

>>204385

Forgot to mention citrus, as well.

Went outside for a smoke. Magpies everywhere. King parrots flew over for a feed. The male will eat out of my hand. Heard a kookaburra in the forest. Never see the cunt any more. Lots of grass parrots and rosellas around. Topknots, willie wagtails, wrens. Get some cockatoos, galahs and ibis come in occasionally. See eagles fly over the property every couple of days. Bats and owls at night. Foxes and bunnies everywhere. Possums. Koala. Echina. Couple of hundred roos and maybe a dozen wallabies. Big blue tongue keeps snakes out of the shed. Plenty of red-bellied blacks around. See brown snakes every so often. Got some grass snakes and blind snakes around too. Spiders are fucking everywhere. Huntsman, wolf and orb spiders. Lots of wasps. Don't mind them as they massacre the spiders. Got to spray the shit out of everything to keep redbacks away. Keeps ants, earwigs and millipedes away too. Centipedes and scorpions don't give a shit about the spray. Even the dog is scared of the big centipedes. Field mouse lives right outside the back door and pinches any dropped bird seed or dog food. He eats all the dead bugs too. Bees everywhere, even some native ones.

That should cover it.

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 No.204387

>>204386

>>204385

do you own a 3ds, that has a camera

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 No.204388

>>204387

Haven't owned a phone since I got on DSP. Only console I have I don't use any more and they weren't the hand held variety. I did have a digital camera, but it's packed away somewhere or one of my siblings lifted it. Was thinking about getting a phone, but it's a hassle. Got to go into town, sit in a telstra store for half an hour and pretend not to be a complete retard. Low priority. Only getting it so my folks can get in touch with me easily. Might come in handy for gps if I plan on taking a trip somewhere. Not plans to do that right now. Be nice to go up north and do some fishing though. Got a brother that shoots pigs, he might take me out with him if I earn enough good boy points.

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 No.204389

File: c0ed25d06fbf404⋯.png (52.5 KB,1858x320,929:160,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204390

File: 05beb60144d6559⋯.jpg (66.47 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

>>204377

>>204385

>>204387

>>204389

Good morning Freeters and NEETs!

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 No.204391

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

>>204390

Good morning Karen, it is good to have you back. I thought you were going to be replaced by Abo-Chan.

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 No.204392

>>204251

Why is /ausneets/ so insufferable? I hate their smug attitude to everything and their shitposting.

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 No.204393

>>204392

Have a wank +/ goon +/ binge.

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 No.204394

GET IN HERE, YOUR TEAM'S ABOUT TO PLAY

https://cytu.be/r/8cup

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 No.204395

>>204390

Karen, you're back! What happened to you? Whose sex dungeon where you locked up in?

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 No.204396

>>204394

J U S T E D

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 No.204397

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Looked like there were more cops than protesters yesterday. Shame. Funny how there are cops around when it's white people though. When it's nigs nogging, they're fucking ghosts.

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 No.204398

>>204397

No Neck guy!

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 No.204399

>>204396

>>204394

it's been unJUSTed lads

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 No.204400

Good morning NEETs, dont forget to wash your pens today!

>>204394

Are there always this many goals in a game?

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 No.204401

>>204390

Morning Karen

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 No.204402

>>204400

Not usually, that was pretty high scoring.

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 No.204403

>>204390

KAREN ! You're alive !

I hope you didn't hurt hue too badly

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 No.204404

>>204382

Bravo.

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 No.204405

File: d621228fec84049⋯.png (127.97 KB,820x780,41:39,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204406

>>204386

>>204385

Awesome

>green waste landfill area, plan on dumping earth on top

That's an easier way to do it.

Where are you? I'm guessing N Qld are you near the coast? I didn't think Ibises went inland. I don't know much about them.

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 No.204407

>>204405

Is that gook writing for buttsex ?

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 No.204408

Good morning bogans

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 No.204409

>>204408

Howdy Ian

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 No.204410

The time for good mornings is over. There is work to be done.

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 No.204411

File: 5117f42911b9a90⋯.jpg (681.31 KB,2169x1446,3:2,tip_2644_big.jpg)

>>204406

North east Victoria. Ibis live in wetlands and shit. They like tips for some reason, probably the easy food. The landfill is just a big washed out eroded area I dump rocks, concrete, leaf litter, pine needles, weeds, mulch/woodchips and logs I don't burn. The plan is to get a truckload of dirt and cover it up some time this year. I won't be able to drive over it, but I figure it'll be good enough for growing some basic herbaceous vines like squash, melons and pumpkins. Just need to fence it off to keep the roos out.

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 No.204412

>>204410

But it is Sunday, the day of rest.

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 No.204413

>>204412

Get out, wagie scum

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 No.204414

File: cfb7184dc4f357a⋯.png (29.87 KB,300x100,3:1,Banner.png)

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 No.204415

>>204413

Bugger off m8, The other 6 days are days of rest as well

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 No.204416

>>204414

I like it but I suggest >tfw boong

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 No.204417

File: aa1897f3b6f2855⋯.jpg (53.26 KB,704x396,16:9,melissa_dinnison_cartoon.jpg)

>>204416

I was going to make the first guy say Dan is a bad man and the paper has Dan increases Goontax but >tfw boong

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 No.204418

File: b0a72a53d46a755⋯.png (276.7 KB,704x394,352:197,Someboongshit.png)

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 No.204419

>>204418

very nice

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 No.204420

File: c64a85b60b5f73b⋯.png (36.78 KB,300x100,3:1,Banner2.png)

Some of you are too young to know what this is, this is the early 90's version of the brainlet meme.

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 No.204421

File: bbb25a77e57ebc3⋯.png (219.97 KB,480x480,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204422

File: 2ad5fe98e4e8f7c⋯.jpg (69.69 KB,750x600,5:4,1192599484601(1).jpg)

>>204420

I only remember longcat from back then

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 No.204423

File: 0d56f6742f4473a⋯.png (72.74 KB,323x156,323:156,ClipboardImage.png)

There's a Cuz Congress guernsey

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 No.204424

File: 2a9edf93ac66204⋯.png (316.45 KB,383x531,383:531,ClipboardImage.png)

File: aca0a55c047bb5a⋯.png (541.83 KB,660x330,2:1,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 68aff2fd445191f⋯.png (204.81 KB,550x268,275:134,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3d2b2fbbbb76c2a⋯.png (369.97 KB,567x549,63:61,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204425

>>204424

is he related to scooby doo?

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 No.204426

>>204424

Is that Tank Girls kangaroo boyfriend ?

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 No.204427

File: a1d57be46a43e4d⋯.png (708.31 KB,763x448,109:64,Screen-Shot-2016-01-08-at-….png)

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 No.204428

Are all the NEETs to hungover to post?

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 No.204429

>>204428

We're all at that function we didn't invite you to.

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 No.204430

Is HomelessNEET the NEET who taken from his house by the three strong men hired by his mummybot, which took him to a shopping centre two hours away?

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 No.204431

>>204429

Ahh, this isn't the first time it has happened :(

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 No.204432

>>204430

I would really like to know what happened with that.

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 No.204433

File: 2572054b0df58d7⋯.png (17.16 KB,300x100,3:1,Banner3.png)

>>204428

I'm trying to make stuff but none are coming out as well as I'd like.

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 No.204434

>>204430

that is nostalgic. Also NEETs dont forget it is the boards BIRTHDAY on the 11th. So prepare accordingly.

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 No.204435

>>204432

It just hit me this morning that it may be him, I find his current situation very interesting that he is enjoying the homeless life. Overall, I would like to know more.

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 No.204436

>>204434

We'll probably all forget.

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 No.204437

>>204433

Saved into the Dan folder, got a higher quality version?

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 No.204438

>>204435

I would like to know more about the mummybot and how her offices are.

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 No.204439

>>204438

From memory, you were very interested in the three strong men.

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 No.204440

File: 17f10e2d69bfaa9⋯.png (84.65 KB,568x300,142:75,The plight of Dan.png)

>>204437

Just for you.

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 No.204441

>>204440

Thank (You).

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 No.204442

big

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 No.204443

abo

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 No.204444

poo

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 No.204445

File: 5e320b8282d499f⋯.png (74.12 KB,568x300,142:75,The plight of Dan.png)

>>204441

This one is a bit cleaner.

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 No.204446

File: 0cb64bd2f7752cf⋯.png (84.51 KB,568x300,142:75,The plight of Dan.png)

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 No.204447

File: 09527a19b6d6e28⋯.png (1.15 MB,1598x899,1598:899,ClipboardImage.png)

Is this real? Cheesey must be heartbroken

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 No.204448

>>204420

I am a young NEET and still remember this being on TV in the late 2000s.

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 No.204449

>>204448

I thought no one here was NEET anymore

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 No.204450

>>204447

He looks estonian.

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 No.204451

>>204448

Was it? I haven't seen it on telly since I was a kid.

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 No.204452

kek, the shitposting at >>>/tahlia/ is great NK.

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 No.204453

>>204452

>unspoilered poo

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 No.204454

>>204447

please do not post t*hlia again

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 No.204455

>>204451

The reading writing hotline.

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 No.204456

Got a new bed

Hope my back pain gets better

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 No.204457

>>204454

It's the only funny meme right now. I've waited long enough and need it out of my system.

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 No.204458

File: bcdfde25791a79e⋯.jpg (109.82 KB,929x581,929:581,1437781639001.jpg)

>>204457

>It's the only funny meme right now

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 No.204459

>tfw /t*hlia/ gets unspoilered poos and we don't

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 No.204460

>>204457

It'd be even funnier if the Estonian fag WAS VN

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 No.204461

I've been tidying my gooncave for three days now, and it's only just starting to look reasonable.

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 No.204462

>>204461

I thoroughly cleaned half my house yesterday.

Was going to do the rest today but I seem to be procrastinating.

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 No.204463

>>204462

I think I'm going to add a weekly clean to my todo list spreadsheet thing I'm experimenting with.

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 No.204464

>>204463

I've been thinking of writing myself a plan.

Nothing mad, more just what I do anyway plus a bit more.

I like routine, probably autism but what the fuck

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 No.204465

>>204452

what a bunch of weirdos

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 No.204466

>>204464

That's more or less what I have. At the end of the days I shade cells green or red depending on whether I met that goal or did that task. Hopefully the sea of green becomes addictive.

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 No.204467

>>204428

I think I might be. Dan is the devil

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 No.204468

File: 11e81efe03d1dc0⋯.png (118.92 KB,757x474,757:474,LordDan.png)

>>204467

You swapped me your soul for that extra drink last night remember mate

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 No.204469

>>204468

Jokes on you I already gave it to Craig

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 No.204470

>>204469

He said soul not hole

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 No.204471

>>204469

He'll trade it to boong gods for magic abbo meth

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 No.204472

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 No.204473

>>204466

I sort of reward myself with laziness if I do most of my tasks.

I'd be lazy anyway so it makes me feel like I earned it

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 No.204474

>tfw picking the lint out of my bellybutton

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 No.204475

File: 243b9125b2be4c1⋯.png (2.34 MB,1135x1550,227:310,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1de4d88a94847d4⋯.png (454.75 KB,650x488,325:244,ClipboardImage.png)

NEETs there is a conspiracy

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 No.204476

>tfw sneaking into NEETs houses and filling their bellybuttons with lint

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 No.204477

>>204476

You fuck

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 No.204478

>>204476

that's why I always remember to leave a protective layer of semen there before sleeping

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 No.204479

onethree double oh, six triple FIIIVVEEE oh six!

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 No.204480

>>204479

You know lifelineNEET is gonna call that for a wank now

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 No.204481

>>204444

poo quads

Quadruple The Big Abo Poo

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 No.204482

>>204480

well good on him, I know he doesn't get many chances. What only three, four wanks a day? poor fella

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 No.204483

>>204482

He's been wanking less since they started tracking 000 calls

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 No.204484

>>204483

Yeah but the suicide hotline and the sexual assault/domestic abuse hotline are still good

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 No.204485

File: 6636186ab2b94ab⋯.jpg (460.4 KB,1209x756,403:252,1458352115621[1].jpg)

>which emergency service do you require ?

>WANKING EMERGENCY

>I beg your pardon ?

>WANKING

>I'm sorry sir I don't understand

>WANKINGWANKINGWANKING

>I'm hanging up now sir

>WA …. NOOooooooooooo.

>Oh you cunt

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 No.204486

>>204484

The sexual assault line is best

They're already used to hearing filthy shit

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 No.204487

>>204486

They probably know all the secret techniques

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 No.204488

>>204487

You gotta call the aboriginal sexual abuse hotline for the really kinky stuff

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 No.204489

>>204488

That one gets shilled during the cenno waiting music

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 No.204490

>>204489

It's the only way they have of contacting the right clients

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 No.204491

Whiskey for lunch

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 No.204492

>>204491

Have a salad

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 No.204493

>>204492

Sing a ballad

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 No.204494

>>204421

I used to eat cake batter, back when I was a little autist. Fuck I miss that stuff.

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 No.204495

>>204494

You can still do that today, neet.

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 No.204496

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 No.204497

>>204495

>>204494

>tfw ate chocolate chip biscuit cookie batter just a week ago

living the dream, thanks woolies

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 No.204498

File: 707ab4afb262f38⋯.png (46.07 KB,1258x890,629:445,9dc1b438600c5b7037ef74b2f4….png)

>>204497

The Nurgle 2019 dream.

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 No.204499

>>204498

That reminds me, where's my giftcard?

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 No.204500

>>204479

Awesome.

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 No.204501

I have been cleaning. I have lots more to do but I'm feeling lazy.

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 No.204502

>>204499

Entries closed at 11:59 pm on 31/12/2018, did you provide a veritable entry specifically for the contest before it closed?

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 No.204503

>>204502

WA is in a different time zone dumb dumb.

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 No.204504

>>204503

>WA is in a different time zone dumb dumb.

Any current entries would be at least 120 hours late. I stated the terms and conditions last month.

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 No.204505

There was one weight photo posted iirc

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 No.204506

Who will be the biggest boong of 2019?

The biggest success?

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 No.204507

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 No.204508

Should I shave my head ?

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 No.204509

>>204505

Was the entry verifiable? Anyone can download a random photograph and edit it. I made this clear that I wanted it to be verifiable.

I am willing to honour any claim to a post made before 11:59 pm on 31/12/2018 in any Australian timezone, if it meets the Terms and Conditions.

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 No.204510

>>204508

Yes, if you post pictures.

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 No.204511

>>204502

I did.

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 No.204512

>>204508

>>204510

More specifically are you balding? If so I would like a before and after.

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 No.204513

>>204511

Can you reference the post?

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 No.204514

>>204512

Slightly balding, might do pictures, might not.

I wanna see you beg

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 No.204515

>>204504

>at least 120 hours late

WA is in a different timezone.

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 No.204516

>>204514

I can live without the pictures

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 No.204517

>>204516

Alright then

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 No.204518

>>204508

How much nazi memorabilia do you own?

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 No.204519

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 No.204520

>>204519

WA is in a different timezone.

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 No.204521

>>204513

>>202100 Posting from WA, hence the timestamp.

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 No.204522

File: 0edb2ac812c27a8⋯.png (131.98 KB,425x235,85:47,ClipboardImage.png)

Found some of these while cleaning, now my house smells like a hippy stoner.

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 No.204523

nonsensical neet nonagreement

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 No.204524

>>204520

I am willing to honour any claim …in any Australian timezone

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 No.204525

>>204518

I think I might a fake iron cross somewhere

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 No.204526

>>204524

Thank you. The nurgle2018 challenge continues.

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 No.204527

>>204521

Provide an email address and I will add it to my list to address. It will be completed with a week.

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 No.204528

>>204508

My hair was down to the small of my back and a real cunt to pull the knots out of. Plus it was a hassle. So I cut it myself. Put it in a ponytail then cut it in half. Much easier to manage. Still pretty long I guess. Set my beard on fire trying to relight a rollie that went out, so I gave my beard a trim, too.

Must suck to go bald.

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 No.204529

>>204527

h8niggers@nuke.africa

you don't have to send me an actual giftcard

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 No.204530

File: 84bc1f0780ebfbe⋯.png (764.14 KB,758x427,758:427,timezone.png)

>>204524

I claim to weigh 185kg.

Here is a picture of Melbourne Timezone as evidence

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 No.204531

>>204528

these sound like the misadventures of a homeless abo

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 No.204532

File: 46a76cb7ea0129b⋯.png (144.08 KB,220x298,110:149,ClipboardImage.png)

I way 265kg. Here is a picture of a hare.

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 No.204533

>>204528

>Must suck to go bald.

Not rally, I've been shaving my head for 20 years anyway

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 No.204534

>>204531

they wish they had silky golden hair and skin like milk, like I do

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 No.204535

>>204534

Like you wish or like.. what?

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 No.204536

>tfw no silky golden hair and skin like milk homeless gf

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 No.204537

>tfw no gf who smells like old milk

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 No.204538

>tfw not wishing for silky golden hair and skin like milk

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 No.204539

>>204537

>tfw my ex gf did

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 No.204540

>>204533

I used to shave my head. Only hairstyles I can pull off are clean shaven, stubble and long

>>204535

I have pretty hair. I'd have pretty skin if I wasn't hirsute.

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 No.204541

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 No.204542

>>204529

It is on the list and will be completed within the week. It will be paid for in cash at a random store and come from a throw away email address.

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 No.204543

>>204542

Gotdang

>tfw impressed

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 No.204544

>>204534

hueneet?

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 No.204545

>>204544

guess again

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 No.204546

>>204540

>I have pretty hair

Post it to me

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 No.204547

>>204545

hueneets granny ?

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 No.204548

>>204546

don't have a camera

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 No.204549

>>204542

I appreciate you sticking to your word, but this really isn't necessary.

I am probably the least fiscally challenged and worst 'NEET'.

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 No.204550

File: ee5abdd54c595e5⋯.png (347.79 KB,406x482,203:241,boongm8.png)

>>204549

GIZZA DOLLA THEN CUNT

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 No.204551

>>204547

no, I used to post about my garden on /aus/

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 No.204552

>>204548

You have a post office.

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 No.204553

>>204549

>I appreciate you sticking to your word, but this really isn't necessary.

Well if you change your mind, the offer is on the table until COB on Friday.

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 No.204554

>>204552

it's like 10 minutes away and I'm sleepy

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 No.204555

I am a young NEET who is balding badly despite having acne

are there any easy lifestyle things I can do or is it pills/hair transplant as the only way?

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 No.204556

>>204555

>easy lifestyle things I can do

Give up on appearance completely and become an executive glutton

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 No.204557

>>204549

Too good for us are we? Don't need our generosity huh?

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 No.204558

>>204555

Maby there is some types of food that stimulate hair growth?

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 No.204559

>>204555

I can pull up some /fit/ pastas for you if you like.

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 No.204560

File: 84a14e9615adb4e⋯.jpg (79.8 KB,634x752,317:376,79481762de977d4eab14871fa1….jpg)

>>204556

>executive glutton

Then all he needs is an executive haircut.

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 No.204561

>>204555

Shave your head and see how it looks.

Work out a bit and you'll look as good as you can

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 No.204562

>>204558

shrimp

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 No.204563

>>204555

Wear a hat everywhere

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 No.204564

>>204555

Imagination.

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 No.204565

>>204557

I appreciate him being upfront as well. My purpose of giving the gift card was for an executive who went on a binge on NYE and had nothing to drink. The gift card was to provide the New Years day relief at Dan's.

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 No.204566

File: 517e8659764b386⋯.jpg (14.88 KB,255x211,255:211,2be0da81c0ad6a5e5238497fed….jpg)

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 No.204567

File: 83700a18dd2559f⋯.jpg (16.45 KB,231x244,231:244,Ozpepe2.jpg)

>>204565

You're a damn good bloke m8

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 No.204568

>>204566

A very wholesome pepe.

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 No.204569

>>204565

Do you work in the charity division of Woolworths?

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 No.204570

>>204568

I've always liked that one.

Any NEET can dream as big as he likes.

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 No.204571

>>204569

I wish. I would take everything I could and give it to needy NEETs who are goon hungry.

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 No.204572

>>204567

Thanks m8.

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 No.204573

>>204571

We'd all be dead in a week

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 No.204574

File: 4d2cc9a59cc15a2⋯.jpg (16.14 KB,480x480,1:1,reflection.jpg)

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 No.204575

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB,253x270,253:270,3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

>>204573

The power of unlimited goon.

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 No.204576

There was a scene in a book I read where a bunch of soldiers found a vat of wine with 2 dead bodies in it.

They had a big argument then drank it anyway

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 No.204577

>>204576

Did they eat the people like you do with a scorpion in tequila?

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 No.204578

>>204577

Nah, they just dumped them sorry

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 No.204579

>>204576

If the wine was already fermented and had matured for a while, the bodies probably wouldn't degrade that much and contaminate the goon. If the bodies went in the day the wine was made, I'd be a bit more concerned.

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 No.204580

I got drunk over Christmas. Half a carton of rum and coke plus fuck knows how much beer. Lot of dope, too. Thought I only had a half dozen drinks in total. Blacked out and had 4 times that much. Felt like shit for 2 days. Had a glass of wine a couple of days later, a couple of beers yesterday. Think I'll put the rest in the other fridge and same them for next year.

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 No.204581

>>204579

I think they died in the battle that day

The soldiers were worried about poo in the goon

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 No.204582

>>204581

>The soldiers were worried about poo in the goon

Just suck if through your teeth if you're that worried.

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 No.204583

>>204580

>Blacked out and had 4 times that much

To be frank, I am surprised you didn't die with it being that frequent. I hope you going to spend a little while off the booze.

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 No.204584

The weekend is almost over.

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 No.204585

>>204583

I remember getting shitfaced and barely being able to stand, then calling it a night before I laid down on a comfortable patch of grass somewhere. Even had the presence of mind to grab a bucket in case I needed to spew. Turned out to be a laundry basket. I thought I had maybe 4 cans and a couple of beers. Turns out I got cottonmouth and started chugging beers like water after my 3rd pipe. Used to drink heaps when I was younger and only drink socially now. Only I caught up with family over chrissie and they were keen to get their piss on. I'm a sperg so my impulse control is shit, even worse when I'm pissed.

Only other times I blacked out were years ago. Having a night in with the boys and filled a 2l coke bottle with goon and skolled it on a dare. I remember going to bed, but apparently I got up and started raising hell. The other time was keeping up with my speedfreak brother when he got time off from the mines. Trying to go drink for drink with an alco on gear was pretty silly in hindsight. He was paying though, so it didn't burn a hole in my wallet.. Woke up on some randoms couch 20kms away, a day later.

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 No.204586

File: 7f8bc0b0039e628⋯.png (275.72 KB,280x508,70:127,ClipboardImage.png)

This is a great drink, it's sort of in between sarsparilla and dr pepper.

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 No.204587

>>204586

where get?

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 No.204588

>>204587

Italian cafes.

Coles sell it, I think.

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 No.204589

>>204587

I used to get the bottled ones from billy brag coffee shops when I was a kid. I think coles has it, I know they have other flavours.

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 No.204590

File: eaaf59b874122a8⋯.jpg (5.33 KB,260x260,1:1,116221.jpg)

>>204586

I used to chug these. Still got a couple in the fridge in case of emergency. More of an instant coffee guy now.

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 No.204591

>>204411

When I'm down at the tip rummaging for food I like to catch some of those birds and give them a good fuck before i pluck them and cook them for dinner

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 No.204592

File: 02709474de37526⋯.jpg (50.02 KB,1024x576,16:9,r1072760_12676495.jpg)

>>204475

They're both thinking about molesting young aboriginal men

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 No.204593

>>204591

>those birds

bin chickens

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 No.204594

>>204581

>poo in the goon

The NK special

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 No.204595

>>204585

Those are gooned adventures.

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 No.204596

>>204590

Those are good when you need energy and are too lazy to make more coffee. I could sip on them throughout a day full of energy during my teenage days.

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 No.204597

>>204591

Are those birds good at deep throat?

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 No.204598

>>204597

Their throats are too small for dick, when you try you end up splitting the neck open and the bird dies and its not much fun fucking a dead bird

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 No.204599

>>204598

Does the bin juice give them a refined taste?

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 No.204600

>>204598

When they die it stops being rape and becomes necrophilia

Takes all the fun out of it

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 No.204601

FFS. Yesterday Mummybot managed to drop a $5 note in the laundry and it disappeared without trace somewhere under the washing machine, chest freezer or cupboard. Just now she somehow managed to fling one of my good Wüsthof kitchen knives off the sink and behind the stove. Which is currently running.

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 No.204602

>>204601

Mummybot is clearly an agent of chaos

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 No.204603

>>204601

You may need to take her in for repairs

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 No.204604

>>204601

How old is she?

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 No.204605

File: f47c1bf535c0c7e⋯.png (42.25 KB,717x214,717:214,NEETProtDept.png)

>>204601

We Can Help !

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 No.204606

File: 156ef4935b2ecb0⋯.png (549.91 KB,500x375,4:3,canvas.png)

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 No.204607

>>204604

72 in August.

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 No.204608

>>204607

It still scares me that there are NEET/NEETs here who are older then 40.

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 No.204609

File: 77ff7fa76f81968⋯.jpg (73.88 KB,1000x1000,1:1,03c8fb17694cbcb467545ab25d….jpg)

>>204607

Perfect age for Granny rape

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 No.204610

File: a91c915aadba973⋯.jpg (41.94 KB,500x492,125:123,83830275[1].jpg)

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 No.204611

File: 4da259b00c20406⋯.png (1.32 MB,970x1279,970:1279,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204612

>>204608

I'm not. She was late having me, so I'm lucky I'm only part down syndrome.

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 No.204613

While I was out packing my bin with hard wood I started thinking about what was going on last time I had a chinoto, or at least the last time I can remember. I used to go stay at my grandpa's every couple of weeks for the weekend and we'd go and watch a movie and normally we'd have a coffee or a drink at a coffee shop before hand. Grandpa was a bit worn out so every so often he'd ask me to go to the shops and get milk or whatever, I was about 14 I think. There was this coffee shop I used to walk past and there'd always be a large number of elderly Italian men sitting there, they always seemed to be there and at any time of the day. I remember walking past them once and a couple gave me a smile or a wink and I thought that was a bit weird but I don't know.. Old dudes. This happened a few times and I clicked on that they were a bunch of homos because the elderly, Italian gay scene is a thing. At first I was a bit apprehensive and tried to avoid them but eventually it became almost part of the routine of going to get groceries that some old Italian man would give me the look. It was all very flattering for a naive, young teen unaccustomed to being unsupervised. In time I sort of began playing along and I'd give them a subtle smile and be sure to look weary yet immature enough to talk to them, in all the time I did this I never stopped. It became a bit of a thrill to hear a bunch of old Italian men make strange remarks in a foreign language while looking at me while I passed. I'm sure I blushed from time to time. I ended up preparing myself as I walked towards them, how to look up at them coy and smile then timidly look away. I put on a professional show. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not gay or anything, that lifestyle would be too much for a boy as fragile as I was it was, it was just a bit of harmless fun. Nobody got hurt and we both got something we were both after. They got to remember their younger years and get an ego boost from the acknowledgement of a boy 1/5 of their age and I got the attention I never knew I desperately craved. It was probably the beginning of my insatiable (You) lust.

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 No.204614

>>204612

>part down syndrome

Which part ? Do you have the super strength ?

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 No.204615

>>204612

How old are you?

>>204610

How was it when you had to masturbate to Magazines?

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 No.204616

File: 9dc7df37edee6ef⋯.png (1.99 MB,1152x2048,9:16,unknown_1.png)

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 No.204617

>>204615

>How was it when you had to masturbate to Magazines?

I remember finding a stash in Dad's shed when I was about 12. Good times.

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 No.204618

>>204615

>masturbate to Magazines

Meh, much the same as wanking these days.

Porn films were more exciting back then because they were so rare though.

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 No.204619

>>204617

I stole one of my dads and then he found it afterwards. Neither of us said anything,.

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 No.204620

>>204619

Yeah same.I'd steal my dads porn then he'd steal it back

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 No.204621

>>204619

Mum found them and Dad got in trouble for not having gotten rid of them in 1975 when she asked the first time.

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 No.204622

>>204619

He was probably gald you weren't a fag

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 No.204623

>>204622

That was my parents reaction, apart from Dad getting a bollocking >>204621

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 No.204624

>>204623

>>204622

>better a wanker than a poofter

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 No.204625

>>204624

I used to read the sex stories and pretend I was the girl.

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 No.204626

>>204625

I did not need to know that.

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 No.204627

>>204613

I'm going to give you a (you) for your lengthy and personal post, but I am not going to comment on the content.

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 No.204628

>>204627

I will pretend you commented in a foreign language, it existed I just didn't understand and the (You) was that wink that will keep me hanging on.

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 No.204629

>>204325

Why do they need to castrate the male lambs? It is pretty sad to take away their balls like that

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 No.204630

>>204629

Sheep feminism.

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 No.204631

File: 72132274a3ea8e6⋯.png (Spoiler Image,181.13 KB,480x360,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>204629

Farmers get intimidated otherwise.

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 No.204632

>>204629

Ruts aren't allowed to breed only chad rams

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 No.204633

>>204631

Impressive

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 No.204634

File: b319820248bd1de⋯.png (Spoiler Image,328.54 KB,358x418,179:209,ClipboardImage.png)

File: f76a082d27d5dca⋯.png (Spoiler Image,99.78 KB,225x224,225:224,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0b66814201a81e5⋯.png (Spoiler Image,183.28 KB,480x360,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>204632

Big old sheep nads.

You ever eaten them?

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 No.204635

File: d220ef987af5ffb⋯.png (Spoiler Image,761.65 KB,1200x630,40:21,ClipboardImage.png)

Looking up sheep testicles, I came across this.

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 No.204636

>>204631

imagine those slapping against your own

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 No.204637

File: 3ffd0a1d78219aa⋯.png (Spoiler Image,109.97 KB,300x168,25:14,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204638

Back in the wage cage tomorrow

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 No.204639

File: ff730c655994fe8⋯.png (385.04 KB,576x327,192:109,ClipboardImage.png)

Whippets

Whippets can have a mutation of the myostatin which involves a two-base-pair deletion, and results in a truncated, and likely inactive, myostatin protein.

Animals with a homozygous deletion have an unusual body shape, with a broader head, pronounced overbite, shorter legs, and thicker tails, and are called "bully whippets" by the breeding community. Although significantly more muscular, they are less able runners than other whippets. However, whippets that were heterozygous for the mutation were significantly over-represented in the top racing classes

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 No.204640

>>204638

You accepted the unfiring?

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 No.204641

File: 4bfbe852f2d150f⋯.jpg (517.41 KB,1791x1062,199:118,1546674842900.jpg)

>>204638

We'll be thinking of you.

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 No.204642

>>204641

This is hate literature.

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 No.204643

Feel like a boong

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 No.204644

>>204642

I'm sorry, that's the only section we have in the neet bookshop

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 No.204645

You're lucking I'm not a poo posting NEET NK, I would've shamed you in to never doing it again. Sounded like a bass drum when it wit the water, it was like 4 over ripe avocados. Could've been a sound effect in a marvel movie.

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 No.204646

Taking doggo for a walk.

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 No.204647

Some very degenerate topics being discussed here today

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 No.204648

>>204641

>>204644

I actually found its use of iambic tetrameter as a poetic meter to be quite moving.

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 No.204649

Not sure if I want to drink today

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 No.204650

What happend to Brazil neet?

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 No.204651

>>204650

Early this morning NEETcommandos raided the cave where he was holding Karen hostage and shot him.

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 No.204652

>>204651

Weber, unfortunately, appears to have escaped.

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 No.204653

>>204617

My dad used to make me watch porn before school and we had to share a cum rag because he was stingy

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 No.204654

>>204637

POO balls

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 No.204655

>>204648

>iambic tetrameter

I'm not convinced it is, but that's just me counting out 'da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM'

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 No.204656

>>204640

Neet gotta eat

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 No.204657

>>204650

Statistically speaking probably some kind of murder

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 No.204658

Misso acting manic on her rags and singing to herself in bed

Never seen her like this

Turns me on

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 No.204659

>>204658

Summon the witch doctor at once!

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 No.204660

File: 57129d0c83af99d⋯.png (2.57 MB,1438x960,719:480,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204661

>>204653

My dad used to make me share a cum rag with the dog

And the dog got to go first

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 No.204662

File: 541d4f14ebf17bf⋯.jpg (15.55 KB,298x271,298:271,1227174212643.jpg)

>>204658

That means it's time to ride the red tide.

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 No.204663

File: 3f384d1308589bd⋯.jpg (34.33 KB,464x539,464:539,ninja_neet4.jpg)

>>204651

The media managed to photograph one of the neet commando's in action

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 No.204664

File: c61afdc8b7b76e5⋯.jpg (24.45 KB,460x345,4:3,overweight-runner[1].jpg)

>>204663

And also Webers escape

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 No.204665

>>204645

Post the poo pictures.

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 No.204666

>>204661

My dog ate my cum rag

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 No.204667

>>204666

My dad uses the dog for a cum rag

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 No.204668

File: 126de79c72be43b⋯.png (238.14 KB,431x606,431:606,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204669

>>204664

Goddamn, he looks like he's lost weight in that picture

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 No.204670

>Dad wanks off on dog

>I have to clean dog with cumrag

>Wank dog off on cumrag

>Wank on cumrag

>Clean cumrag

>Bite Dog

>?????

>Profit

I think I have this correct

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 No.204671

>>204667

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no and the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.

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 No.204672

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 No.204673

File: 1cf3428d31d2fd8⋯.png (426.49 KB,600x600,1:1,sas_pepe.png)

>>204663

That guy is a known craig operative. Here we have a portrait of one of the actual commandos who rescued Karen from hue earlier today.

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 No.204674

>>204673

That's a filthy britbong!

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 No.204675

Do we have any reports as to the extent of the depravity Karen suffered while captive ?

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 No.204676

>>204675

nothing is depraved for her anymore

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 No.204677

>>204676

the lack of fresh octopus really started to get her down toward the end

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 No.204678

>>204675

Rumour has it she was forced to wear a large, studded strap-on penetrate hue with it.

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 No.204679

>>204675

Fortunately Weber's insistence that they cook on a charcoal-fired barbecue inside the cave tended to render Karen unconscious for the worst of it.

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 No.204680

Low quality aboriginal escort

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 No.204681

Medium quality aboriginal escort

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 No.204682

>>204668

Monks favourite movie

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 No.204683

High quality caucasian escort

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 No.204684

>>204683

Beyond neetbux I'm afraid.

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 No.204685

>>204647

I beg your pardon?

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 No.204686

>>204685

He always says the darndest things, like >tfw depressed.

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 No.204687

>>204686

What's got in to him, Suzy Creamcheese?

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 No.204688

burp

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 No.204689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Out of context, this may not make sense.

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 No.204690

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 No.204691

>>204690

I'm ok with this.

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 No.204693

>>204691

Australian African aboriginal orgy

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 No.204694

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Comfy viewing.

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 No.204695

>>204693

The boongs would be the tops

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 No.204696

>>204691

me too, wish they were that quick to report of probs with the sudos

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 No.204697

>>204691

I don't care if he goes but I don't think there is a way to justify it being tax payer funded.

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 No.204698

>>204697

Politicians having a wank is taxpayer funded.

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 No.204699

>>204698

They have learnt how to represent their constituent.

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 No.204700

>>204697

He should pay it back when Hanson-Young pays back her taxpayer-funded trips on whale boats, refugee camps, etc.

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 No.204701

>>204699

He pointed out the UPF types are constituents too, not just the latte-sipping lefty sets.

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 No.204702

>>204694

That was pretty cool. Good music for it too.

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 No.204703

>>204701

Then he should ask them to go to his state.

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 No.204704

>>204702

That channel has lots of cool stuff like that.

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 No.204705

>>204703

Federal Senators represent everybody. These 76 very important people decide every piece of legislation that gets passed.

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 No.204706

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 No.204707

>>204705

Penny Wong isn't a serious person and her disappearance wouldn't bother anyone.

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 No.204708

>>204707

I was being a little sarcastic, friend.

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 No.204709

>>204707

She is a chink

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 No.204710

>>204707

PM Penny when?

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 No.204711

File: b69b9ac471efbb2⋯.jpg (48.31 KB,678x452,3:2,images(37).jpg)

Tap your potential

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 No.204712

>>204709

We should respect her cultural heritage, and write her name as Wrong Penny. Kind of sounds like a porn star name.

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 No.204713

>>204711

I have wanked too much today…

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 No.204714

>>204712

She could Wrong my Penny any day.

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 No.204715

cheap Asian prostitute

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 No.204716

>>204704

Imagine if all this stuff was still being done in Australia. Instead the politicians have sold off the country in exchange for cheap crap and overseas holidays.

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 No.204717

File: 43b5831c21941d1⋯.jpg (23.15 KB,641x479,641:479,images(41).jpg)

>>204713

I'm only getting started, when the doc finishes injecting my penis with super wank drugs you'll see some serious potential

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 No.204718

>>204716

It's just a video. Not everything is a political discussion piece.

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 No.204719

>>204717

I don't have Dexis. I went from one wank to another wank. I feel stressed for some reason and waking was not the right solution.

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 No.204720

>>204717

>>204719

I do appreciate the sentiment though.

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 No.204721

>find perfect job to apply to

>applicants cut off was the 4th, not the 14th

for fucks sake

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 No.204722

>>204721

J U S T the time for goon

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 No.204723

File: cd6e1ae816bf4f1⋯.jpg (54.2 KB,600x600,1:1,f976a01430b22840c0592b5d34….jpg)

>>204721

Lmao d00d

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 No.204724

Thinking about a peppermint tea

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 No.204725

Bowels are feeling a bit irritable bros

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 No.204726

>>204725

That's why I just had that peppermint tea. Are you eating my left overs?

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 No.204727

Doing a poo.

Wonder why bum is feeling a bit raw.

Remembered I put bleach in the bowl 15 minutes ago.

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 No.204728

glad i don't have to get up for work tomorrow, or any day

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 No.204729

>>204727

>tfw BleachBum

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 No.204730

>>204728

You have that 9:00 am appointment at Dan's tomorrow. He's expecting you for a consultation.

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 No.204731

Goon / Good Night NEETs, especially my favourite NEET (You).

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 No.204732

>>204731

Thank you.

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 No.204733

>>204731

nite m8

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 No.204734

There is an unauthorised thread present.

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 No.204735

Unauthorised depression

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 No.204736

File: e4c4f89ee9ccc43⋯.jpeg (17.63 KB,476x309,476:309,images (99).jpeg)

I need to do a poo but it's trapped, I was gonna do it earlier but I would have had to strain it out so I'm gonna leave it for tomorrow when the new poo comes in and evens it all out

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 No.204737

>>204736

What if it still doesn't come out?

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 No.204738

>>204736

it is important to properly brew a poo.

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 No.204740

>>204736

Put that hammer down silly neet. I recommend using a barbed fishing hook, or at least pliers.

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 No.204741

File: 2c714791e5dfb00⋯.jpeg (22.19 KB,620x349,620:349,images (24).jpeg)

Thinking agout my boy mabil

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 No.204742

>>204741

kek, i was very surprised to find out Luongo isn't black. It is a very black name.

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 No.204743

Have all the wagies gone to bed?

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 No.204744

>>204737

I'll stick the vacuum cleaner up there and make it come out

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 No.204745

>>204743

I am a neet. Ask me anything.

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 No.204746

>>204745

Are you a ethical shopper?

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 No.204747

>>204745

How do you make money?

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 No.204748

>>204746

I try not to be. Ethics is really a sellers market.

>>204747

Fractional reserve banking when I can, zealous pursuit of government welfare bux when I can't

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 No.204749

>>204748

>Fractional reserve banking

Are you a Bank? in all seriousness how do you make money from that?

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 No.204750

>>204748

You don't vote with your dollar?

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 No.204751

Good night friends.

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 No.204752

>>204751

Nighty Night

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 No.204753

Rape

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 No.204754

>>204753

It is hard for me to imagine what rape is like since i am still a virgin

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 No.204755

>>204754

Feels good, go outside at night naked and get raped please

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 No.204756

Rampaging aboriginal erection

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 No.204757

>>204755

Well i was more talking about raping someone but i guess both work.

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 No.204758

File: c03644d5c40273b⋯.jpg (504.48 KB,818x540,409:270,1544615468683.jpg)

>work tomorrow

>have done unpaid overtime almost every day now

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 No.204759

>>204758

Why don't you just finish all your work on time?

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 No.204760

File: 4ba5502fc67d1c9⋯.jpg (1.35 MB,1531x2160,1531:2160,Harada Aoi.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.204761

>>204758

Work harder

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 No.204762

>>204761

Wank harder

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 No.204763

>>204761

>>204759

it's impossible for me to finish all my work, it's literally never ending. that's how I always get guilted into doing more by my boss.

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 No.204764

Dry sandy poo

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 No.204765

>>204764

Eat a block of butter

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 No.204766

sup cunts, i made an agry job quit post a couple days ago and said i was gonna go back to neeting, welp mummybot has said to come home if i feel like it and so i am giving them 4 weeks notice tomorrow, then after 4 weeks i have officially quit, ill be going on dole for a short while until i have my uber and deliveroo driving self employment sorted, ill earn a livable wage off that for a while and be able to work on my land purchase.

things are looking up, if they offer me a 15-20k raise i might stay, or i might also stay if they offer me a different position, thats one good thing about the company i work for, they take care of you employment wise atleast.

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 No.204767

>>204766

Shire?

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 No.204768

Big Mac for breaky in the dimly lit carpark.

Now to the cagery, hope I do/don't get sacked today

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 No.204769

>>204760

Gook Night.

>>204768

Goon / Good Morning NEET.

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 No.204770

File: 010268c9d40e7c1⋯.png (51.5 KB,200x200,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.

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 No.204771

>>204766

If you can, talk to someone before offering your resignation and say that another position might be better suited.

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 No.204772

>>204770

WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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 No.204773

God id do anything to have Mia khalifa in my basement

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 No.204774

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>204772

Work. It begins again. I'm becoming something else. These videos are becoming very interesting. I think I am becoming middle aged.

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 No.204775

>>204774

Woodworking is very useful for making things quickly. Metalworking gets you things that are less bulky but takes much more work.

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 No.204776

File: bc2b21766f9cd0c⋯.png (1.95 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204777

>>204775

I have a bathroom unit I need to replace and a couple door frames have been fucked from termites. I might just make them myself.

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 No.204778

>>204776

> ClipboardImage

Good morning potential Karen imitator.

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 No.204779

>>204773

get better taste

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 No.204780

Good Morning NEETs, I feel like in the next few years Australia will have a less teachers

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-06/low-scoring-atar-students-to-be-barred-from-becoming-teachers/10687746

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 No.204781

>>204779

God id do anything to have Priya Rai in my basement

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 No.204782

>>204780

You just don't like teachers, I feel we have covered this topic enough times.

Why don't you like teachers?

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 No.204783

>>204780

Law of unintended consequences strikes when?

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 No.204784

>tfw no basement

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 No.204785

>>204784

They'd just give your basement to niggers anyway sweden

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 No.204786

>>204781

God id do anything to have Sven in my basement

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 No.204787

Plump NEET buttocks

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 No.204788

>>204783

>unintended

Nah, If it works the way apprenticeships did then in 10 years time they've got an excuse to bring in "skilled migrant" teachers

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 No.204789

>>204782

When did i say i dont like teachers? i was merely commenting on the fact that they want to only have people who get 70 points or higher on their atar to able to become teachers. which would end up reducing the number of teachers because not to many people who get more then 70 want to become teachers.

>>204788

Which will be the funniest thing because the teaching standard will get worse

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 No.204790

>>204788

Fuck apprenticeships. You can learn everything from >>204774 youtube anyway.

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 No.204791

>>204784

Do basements even exist in australia, I"ve never seen one

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 No.204792

>>204790

Good luck getting paid for those skills then

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 No.204793

>>204792

Normalfags are too stupid to know the difference. Plus most work is for yourself.

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 No.204794

>>204791

Maybe in Queensland since they have cyclones.

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 No.204795

>>204793

why would I be doing an apprenticeship for myself ?

You're not making a lot od sense here m8

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 No.204796

>>204793

Like most of the skills you learn, they are things that you want to learn for yourself. E.g. you can still get a homebuilder's licence.

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 No.204797

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 No.204798

>>204790

I was at the sunday markets a week or so ago and there was a guy selling his handmade, solid wood furniture for hundreds of bucks. It was worth it if I was rich, was very good quality.

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 No.204799

>>204791

My mate had one in SA, he grew dope in it.

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 No.204800

File: 04ea89e9930dc23⋯.png (199.38 KB,620x349,620:349,ClipboardImage.png)

Time to wage.

See you all later.

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 No.204801

Why the fuck do women who have boyfriends makes posts talking about how lonely or depressed they are? "I'm so lonely :(" bitch you have a boyfriend, go get him to eat your pussy or something. Meanwhile I'm over here as an obese virgin NEET with no friends IRL and these whores think they have it worse than me.

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 No.204802

>>204792

It's literally impossible to get a job unless a relative gives you one. I wish they'd told me that in school, I wouldn't have wasted all that time studying.

100% of jobs are obtained only through nepotism. If you have no friends/rich relatives (like me) you're fucked for life.

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 No.204803

>>204801

You can be lonely and/or depressed in a relationship.

You're not the one who defines depression, you mog

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 No.204804

>>204776

Fuck you and fuck your shit morning.

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 No.204805

>>204802

Any physically able young man can get a job in a warehouse easily.

Cry more faggot

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 No.204806

>>204778

What if the cave raid didn't go to plan and the NEET Council is now pretending to be Karen?

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 No.204807

>>204803

No you can't. That literally makes no sense. I would never feel lonely if I had a gf, because I would always have her to talk to/text/whatever. Isn't that what it's about? Having someone there are you 24/7? I wouldn't stay with someone if they couldn't be there for me.

>>204805

>Implying I'm physically able

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 No.204808

>>204802

>100% of jobs are obtained only through nepotism.

Bollocks.

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 No.204809

>>204758

"Unpaid overtime" is literally slavery. How the fuck can anyone still defend capitalism at this point?

Give me a fully automated socialist welfare state with UBI any day of the week.

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 No.204810

>>204808

I bet you got your first job from your small business-owning uncle/cousin, right? Or maybe you worked for your dad at age 15?

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 No.204811

>>204810

No, I didn't. I didn't know anybody there and got it purely on merit.

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 No.204812

>>204806

I have it on good authority that Elon Musk was involved in the rescue and that they placed Karen in his "Submarine " for transport

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 No.204813

File: 1b4bda6df0c51f8⋯.png (10.5 KB,590x445,118:89,poo.png)

>>204736

When you're on the toilet, bend all the way forward, squat with your legs and put your palms flat on the ground. It makes the shit come out much easier and your ass is cleaner afterwards.

Pic related

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 No.204814

>>204810

>>204811

I got mine through an unpaid internship which was pretty much training.

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 No.204815

>>204781

That's better, Monk-approved

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 No.204816

>>204801

you already know the reason, the one things they feed on most - attention.

I don't blame them, I'd probably do the same if I was a woman.

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 No.204817

>>204813

does this or the pajeet squatting position work better?

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 No.204818

File: aa502a5269f6fc2⋯.jpg (191.72 KB,1024x681,1024:681,pm.jpg)

>>204813

So something like this then

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 No.204819

>>204817

I find it works better than the Pajeet position. And you don't have to put your feet on the toilet seat, either.

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 No.204820

btw I slept for 16 hours

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 No.204821

>>204801

It's a test, to see all of her soyboy beta orbiters jump through hoops for her.

<I'm so depressed NEET

>oh you shouldn't be like that, you have so much going for you

<oh thanks NEET sucker

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 No.204822

>>204809

Sure, but it's only possible because of rampant immigration. If there were no migrants then workers would have a better bargaining position.

In construction, unpaid overtime is only for the bosses. All workers get a really good deal.

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 No.204823

>>204822

You could probably get an entry-level job if not for immigration too.

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 No.204824

Turns out I wasn't unsacked. Got in and tried to start picking but the machine wouldn't accept my wageslave id, supervisor told me I wasn't rostered on.

Guess I got unsacked for real on the spot, kind of annoying I was looking forward to going home but I need the money.

Really hope I get this job I'm interviewing for this week

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 No.204825

>>204824

Demand payment for at least half a wasted day. WTF.

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 No.204826

>>204823

>>204824

We should make our own company. I've done it before.

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 No.204827

File: bf6779445325c98⋯.jpg (115.91 KB,675x1200,9:16,oh no.jpg)

This worked well.

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 No.204828

>>204827

I'll admit I laughed. Nice job NEET.

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 No.204829

>>204826

I can be the Accountant

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 No.204830

>>204827

eggcellent

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 No.204831

>>204829

Are you the accountant who bollocksed things up at work and thought you were going to get sacked?

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 No.204832

>>204831

Yes, i have improved though, at least my boss thinks so.

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 No.204833

>>204826

Really? Do you have serious experience with that? What would the company do/sell? I'm interested.

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 No.204834

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 No.204835

Dan Murphy V the World

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 No.204836

>>204833

We can do anything if the will is there. My experience was in event management.

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 No.204837

>>204836

Okay, well I'm a talentless uneducated NEET with no marketable skills whatsoever. The only thing I could do for the company is manual labor. I'm not qualified for anything else.

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 No.204838

Even The entire fucking Planet can't take out Dan

Dan is in the top 8 of this 8chanmania

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 No.204839

>>204780

That's retarded, Sports teachers are great if they're dumb

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 No.204840

>>204837

Enthusiasm is the most important thing.

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 No.204841

>>204840

I'm desperate to get a job that pays enough to move out of my parent's house, so I guess that's technically enthusiasm.

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 No.204842

Let's start a chain of liquor stores

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 No.204843

File: 9df7c1ccc9f8698⋯.png (2.46 MB,1489x722,1489:722,9Weeks.png)

File: ca8c36c31d0c1e3⋯.png (349.13 KB,362x434,181:217,WantNow.png)

9 weeks

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 No.204844

File: 3b350acd6c36ac1⋯.jpg (1.06 MB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-01-07 07.41.06.jpg)

Came into work early but the computers are fucked so there's no work atm, just gonna sit on my ass for now

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 No.204845

>>204843

Will you not share your crop with your hungry aboriginal brothers?

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 No.204846

>>204842

My mistake, I thought you were actually taking this seriously.

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 No.204847

>>204845

You boongs can have the leaf

actually threw away a coles bag of leaf yesterday

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 No.204848

>>204846

What if he had a dream of a great selection or reasonably priced alcohol?

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 No.204849

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 No.204850

>>204843

What are the dimensions of your grow room?

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 No.204851

>>204850

8'x4'x7'

(2.4mx1.2x2.1)

It's in a tent, they make them custom now.

All reflective Kevlar inside with ports on the walls for cords and ducting.

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 No.204852

>>204847

You need to have a bag of it left somewhere in Alice and have a camera on livestream so we can watch abo fights

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 No.204853

>>204851

Have you done a revenue comparison of plant yield in that space vs renting it to 8 Chinese students?

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 No.204854

>>204841

Are there any things that really interest you?

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 No.204855

>>204854

Not really, I will do anything if I get money from it.

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 No.204856

>>204853

I could probably fit 16 chinese students in there if I kick them a bit

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 No.204857

>>204855

Don't say that to john

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 No.204858

>>204855

Anything?

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 No.204859

>>204857

Who's John?

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 No.204860

>>204858

Except sex.

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 No.204861

>>204859

He is the legend known only as … fagNEET

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 No.204862

>>204860

The Bill Clinton definition of sexual relations?

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 No.204863

>>204862

>Ah deed not have sekshual indacourse with that boong

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 No.204864

>>204862

Fuck you.

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 No.204865

polite aboriginal bum cleaning service

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 No.204866

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>204865

JIMS ABORIGINAL BUM CLEANERS

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 No.204867

Within 10 years wftd will have us cleaning abos bums

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 No.204868

>>204867

>tfw no abo gf to give a rimjob to

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 No.204869

Dan is fighting now

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 No.204870

>>204869

10 bucks on Craig

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 No.204871

File: f45f921043c9836⋯.jpg (93.68 KB,600x600,1:1,happypepe[1].jpg)

>>204868

>>tfw no abo gf to give a rimjob to

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 No.204872

Dan is dead

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 No.204873

File: 01a1f59a9e45d63⋯.png (311.8 KB,959x570,959:570,d841f82b03a5fe22534e85c8c7….png)

Fucking leafs

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 No.204874

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go to the library today to do some reading and get out of the house, the party wasn't anything special, just talked to my mate pretty much the entire time there.

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 No.204875

I boxed up 66 novels today into 3 archival boxes, and carefully typed up index and stuck them to the lids.

Drove to the 2nd hand book shop near me that has a sign on the front about buying books. Dude casts his eye over the list and says he doesn't want any more books.

Drove to the Salvo store in the next suburb, they didn't want them.

Finally tried St Vinnies and the granny there was very thankful for them. Not thankful enough to help carry the boxes into the shop though.

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 No.204876

>>204873

Defib machines have been stolen from the shopping centre in Lizbef before.

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 No.204877

>>204873

They can be really expensive, but are vital if someone needs it to keep someone alive and prevent them from having any further injury to their brain. I wish they get a length jail sentence but I know it wouldn't happen.

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 No.204878

File: 33b3a9bbdb28199⋯.jpg (105.24 KB,800x551,800:551,33b3a9bbdb281994bc9620939a….jpg)

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 No.204879

>>204877

Yeah, it's a dumb as shit thing to do, like stealing a stop sign.

There of no use without training in how to use one.

I wonder if it's just idiot theft or whether they think they can weaponise them or something.

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 No.204880

>>204824

Do you work for Amazon Australia?

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 No.204881

Hi cute NEETs

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 No.204882

>>204879

>I wonder if it's just idiot theft or whether they think they can weaponise them or something.

Most of them have sensors that will not activate the shock if it detects motion, which helps stop it from zapping the person administering the machine. God knows what they want to do with it beyond stealing metal parts from it and or perhaps the components of the device?

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 No.204883

>>204881

hey babby

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 No.204884

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 No.204885

File: 03c8fb17694cbcb⋯.jpg (85.71 KB,1000x1000,1:1,03c8fb17694cbcb467545ab25d….jpg)

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 No.204886

>>204885

just look at those chompers

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 No.204887

>>204881

Hey there….

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 No.204888

>>204881

I won Nurgle 2018, want sum fuk?

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 No.204889

>>204881

As a non cute NEET this post offends me.

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 No.204890

>>204827

Could have ended much worse.

>>204838

>>204835

Dan has much experience delivering goon to NEETs and using his iron bar against the boongs

>>204856

>16 chinese students

That would get really smell fast.

>>204872

<Unlikely.

>>204874

Do you have a comfy local library?

>>204875

>the granny there was very thankful for them. Not thankful enough to help carry the boxes into the shop though.

Should have taken them back home.

>>204886

It's a big boy smile.

>>204888

The trips don't lie.

>>204889

Have a goon and improve your outlook.

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 No.204891

>>204889

Indeed. Five VERY self-assured NEETs before you.

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 No.204892

>>204891

> Five VERY desperate and horny NEETs before you

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 No.204893

>>204892

>horny NEETs before you

Caliente!

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 No.204894

Gday average lookin cunnies

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 No.204895

>>204893

Mate. Dude. Bro. This "Caliente!" nonsense has to stop. It's not going to catch on, like SPACE JAM NIGGER!1! did.

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 No.204896

Would you NEETs rather a sexy gf or a cute gf?

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 No.204897

>>204896

Depends on your definition of sexy. I suspect textbook sexy GFs are fairweather GFs.

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 No.204898

>>204895

Post something of (You) that is caliente! and it may, may disappear.

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 No.204899

File: c87c7626810b21b⋯.png (410.7 KB,611x478,611:478,Seduction.png)

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 No.204900

File: 986f46d39755280⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,684.44 KB,3088x2320,193:145,IMG_0272.jpg)

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 No.204901

>>204899

I doubt he won Nurgle 2018

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 No.204902

>>204901

Clearly just boasting to impress

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 No.204903

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 No.204904

If the NEET commune was declared a sovereign state would they cut us all off the dole ?

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 No.204905

>>204904

Yes. I suspect this is one of the reasons the Hutt River Provence guy didn't play hardball.

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 No.204906

>>204905

I went there ages ago, still have some of their money I think.

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 No.204907

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 No.204908

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 No.204909

>At about this time, Casley styled himself "His Majesty Prince Leonard I of Hutt". Casley did this because he believed it would enable him to take advantage of the British Treason Act of 1495, which provides that the de facto king of a nation cannot be guilty of treason in relation to any act against the lawful king and that anyone who interfered with that monarch's duties could be charged with treason.[3] No government or legal scholar has ever accepted this legal theory of Casley's

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 No.204910

>>204907

My start drink driving and just leaving a half-eaten hot cross bun on the passenger seat.

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 No.204911

File: 2da5e9a9f73e96a⋯.png (13.16 KB,380x404,95:101,b27764e6d9eccf6a3ab868f1d9….png)

>>204910

Show them this note to.

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 No.204912

File: 54c53a918a7e4c6⋯.png (623.84 KB,598x470,299:235,FatBoongCopWoman.png)

>>204911

S'ALL GOOD BRO

SEE YA DOWNA PUB LATER

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 No.204913

>>204909

In April 2016, the Principality received a letter from Queen Elizabeth II which communicated the Queen’s good wishes on the anniversary of the founding of the Principality 46 years ago, on 21 April 1970. The letter from Buckingham Palace is signed by Sonia Bonici, Senior Correspondence Officer. It reads in part: “I am to convey Her Majesty’s good wishes to you and to all concerned for a most enjoyable and successful celebration on 23rd and 24th of April to mark the forty-sixth anniversary of the Principality of Hutt River.” The Queen was replying to a letter from Prince Leonard congratulating her on her 90th birthday.[46]

She's a good sport.

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 No.204914

>>204912

When I visited Norfolk Island back in 2005, the local copper visited our group on the first night and pointed out he wouldn't be bothering with breath tests, provided we didn't "hit any fucking livestock".

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 No.204915

>>204913

Yeah, I liked that.

Her Maj is the only official with enough sense of humour to recognise him.

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 No.204916

>>204915

She's old enough to probably remember the genuine Aussie humor of old.

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 No.204917

>>204914

Did you hit any livestock ?

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 No.204918

>>204917

No, but they were everywhere. The farms all tend to let stuff roam free on the island, and just rely and tags and brands to know who owns what. Very common to come around a bend or over the crest of a hill and find 15 or 16 animals having a party on the road.

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 No.204919

>>204807

There are three people here with girlfriends who spend all their time here.

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 No.204920

>>204813

You need a poo poo stool.

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 No.204921

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 No.204922

>>204823

You could probably get a gf if it wasn't for those bloody immigrants

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 No.204923

Are there any pirating or streaming sites that work any more?

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 No.204924

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 No.204925

>>204848

>>204849

or was right. You can't have both.

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 No.204926

>>204923

Nope

They all gone

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 No.204927

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 No.204928

>>204926

God damn it.

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 No.204929

>>204928

I blame those bloody chinks

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 No.204930

>>204927

That is an hilarious site.

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 No.204931

Possum. Are you there?

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 No.204932

>>204904

International dolebux is a very lucrative market

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 No.204933

>>204931

Not him, but I am here.

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 No.204934

File: 28c6098f39ff39a⋯.png (26.96 KB,417x417,1:1,possum[1].png)

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 No.204935

>>204932

What's the POO exchange rate to AUD?

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 No.204936

>>204934

You missed a spot. It's why possum doesn't post here anymore.

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 No.204937

File: 9883b39eef08844⋯.png (19.08 KB,779x317,779:317,rupee.PNG)

>>204935

lol their currency has pee in its name

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 No.204938

>>204936

I didn't make it

It was from Waga shire council I think, blame them

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 No.204939

>>204938

I will.

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 No.204940

>>204936

That's possum making the white supremacy sign

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 No.204941

>>204939

They deserve blame anyway, bloody possum haters with their possum hating signs

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 No.204942

>>204940

Nazbol Possum Gang Representing !

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 No.204943

>>204938

You don't call Wagga Wagga Waga

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 No.204944

File: 9afc1721cab9e1e⋯.png (19.32 KB,1000x600,5:3,ns.png)

>>204942

You mean NasBOONG

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 No.204945

>>204943

My apologies, you are 100% correct.

https://pestcontrolwagga.com.au/home/possum/

Wayne Kenyon of Wagga Wagga is why Possum doesn't post here anymore

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 No.204946

File: e968c971ca5e882⋯.png (173.98 KB,800x466,400:233,Opossum-and-Possum[1].png)

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 No.204947

>>204946

>Before and after reading /ausneets/

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 No.204948

>>204947

>In Possums later years he took to puffing out his fur and hissing rather than posting

>It got kinda disturbing

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 No.204949

File: 0d57b09a41b8211⋯.jpg (24.03 KB,474x355,474:355,downloadfile-1.jpg)

Rip possum

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 No.204950

>>204949

this is a hate crime

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 No.204951

We must avenge Possum NEETs.

I suggest we all go out tonight and knock over peoples bins then sneak round in their roofs making weird noises.

They shall regret making Possum not post here anymore !

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 No.204952

>>204949

This is why possum doesn't post here anymore.

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 No.204953

>>204952

I sure hope that is not the case

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 No.204954

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB,366x333,122:111,f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Become refreshed!

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 No.204955

>>204949

Poor Possum

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 No.204956

Fare well neeties im going for a bicycle ride

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 No.204957

>>204956

Is that a euphemism?

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 No.204958

>>204957

I think it is a more pleasurable experience for him:

https://efukt.com/21233_The_Sexual_Trolling_of_Bicycle_Guy.html

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 No.204959

>>204958

Thanks that the funniest video ive seen in weeks

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 No.204960

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 No.204961

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 No.204962

>>204960

Thats fucking disgusting

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 No.204963

>>204923

rarbg.to

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 No.204964

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 No.204965

Low quality discussions.

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 No.204966

Internet is gonna get cut off tomorrow and my fuckin pay hasn't come through yet

Boong life ain't easy cunnies

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 No.204967

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 No.204968

>>204966

>Boong life ain't easy cunnies

You need the boong bux.

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 No.204969

>>204966

better save these porn videos before it's too late

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 No.204970

File: a14960ff37f4c0b⋯.png (1.08 MB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.204971

>>204690

What exactly happened in St Kilda on the weekend? I don't trust the media to report on this accurately.

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 No.204972

>>204971

Bunch of dumb cunts went down the beach to have a whinge at each other.

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 No.204973

>>204971

No Neck guy attended.

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 No.204974

>>204971

A few dozen of Stalin's Useful Idiots showed up, as did a few dozen Nazi LARPers. 300 Police showed up and stomped around like Space Gestapo.

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 No.204975

File: f368df0a8b977b5⋯.jpg (55.54 KB,600x450,4:3,forced_to_eat_my_own_poo_b….jpg)

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 No.204976

>>204974

Fuck nazi's

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 No.204977

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 No.204978

>>204976

Your mum is a Nazi

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 No.204979

>>204978

Your mums a ancap

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 No.204980

>>204976

These weren't Illinoise Nazis.

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 No.204981

>>204979

I put a cap in your mums arse

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 No.204982

>>204979

My Mummybot is angry because I'm a Bathe Separatist and refuse to wash.

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 No.204983

>>204980

Umm what is that supposed to mean?

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 No.204984

>>204982

Wash your penis.

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 No.204985

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>204983

Kids these days SMH

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 No.204986

>>204982

NK you smelly boong

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 No.204987

>>204984

Is it true that DSP NEETs get someone who visits and washes their penis for them ?

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 No.204988

>>204985

Thats just a vauge as your last post

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 No.204989

>>204982

>Bathe Separatist

I thought these guys just didn't want to bathe with their Dads.

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 No.204990

>>204988

Which one was that?

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 No.204991

>>204988

Go and watch Blues Brothers then return

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 No.204992

>>204986

Is he the smelliest?

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 No.204993

>>204980

>These weren't Illinoise Nazis.

>>204990

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 No.204994

Time for a cone

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 No.204995

>>204992

Picture a boong

Picture him after a 4 day dexie fuelled wanking marathon

Picture his low quality poos

Picture the fact that theres never any toilet paper so does the cunt even wipe ?

And there you have NK's smell.

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 No.204996

>>204995

Thank you.

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 No.204997

>>204995

>Picture the fact that theres never any toilet paper so does the cunt even wipe ?

This has always worried me

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 No.204998

I have to apologise NEETs. I made several comments about Bathe Separatists and bathing. They're actually Basque Separatists (ie ETA), and my so-called jokes do not make any sense.

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