/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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I can report that so far I have kept to my resolution to be vegetarian this year.

>>201977

>Non 2d pepe

>Shameless promotion of Canadia in thread title

/ausneet/'s ruined for 2019. Everyone go home and come back in 2020

>>201987

I have kept my resolution to not do a poo in 2019 so far too

>>201977

There is a little smear of green on his bulge area.

>>201989

You just did one right here in the thread.

>>201990

Its pee.

>>201987

1/700 over.

Good work.

>>201991

I did no such thing

I go to /india/ to thread shit

>>201990

I knew you would notice that.

>>201994

I go for the armpits/.

>>201996

pajeets are strange

>>201988

We are a board of acceptance and inclusion.

>>201997

One day you will understand the pure primal seduction of a dark desi girls unkempt, sweaty armpit.

>>201995

My eyes go straight there.

>>202000

You whore

>>201987

my new years resolution is 1080p

We better keep our eyes and whatever else open for that big green monster.

>>202002

Reasonably bantered.

>>202005

Hmmmm

I resolve to have a wank in 2019

I too am on board with year of the thrift.

I want to go on holidays somewhere like Monk did.

Been reading the thread from last year, gotta say I'm in quite a better situation now.

Had some setbacks but 2018 was a good year for me and I feel pretty positive about the year ahead. Happy new year cunnies, we're all gonna make it

>>202010

Those are depressing images.

I am back in after doing the first power rack of the new year. I did some throws against the rebound net too.

I am pleased with how well my arm has recovered from the pitching yesterday. Last night it was so sore it hurt to move it, but it is just a dull soreness today and didn't protest at all when I did the workout. Maybe things are going to work out okay after all.

>>202011

Good to hear it mate. Hopefully by this time next year you will have stricken that god forsaken word from your vocabulary

I have ordered some blue boiler peas. I am going to see if I can make them a staple of my vegetarian diet.

I tried lentils but they gave me wind issues.

>>202013

>Maybe things are going to work out okay after all.

That's the way m8, keep at it.

>>202014

What word ?

>>202013

Good stuff.

>>202015

>blue boiler peas

Never heard of them before. I have tried to cook lentils but they haven't softened enough when I've tried.

>>202017

The bird

>>202018

Blue boilers are what you use for pie floaters.

Lentils generally soften pretty easy. Try the orange ones they disintegrate in about 20 minutes.

>>202020

They are going to give you even more gas.

>>202021

Make sure you wash them really thouroughly before cooking them, that can help.

>>201924

I was responsible for the I'm Autistic chain since I'm still too much of a social outcast to have cones

>>202023

>too much of a social outcast to have cones

All you need is dexis m8.

>>201987

stay off the soy

>>202023

Have a cone.

>>202026

Cones create the best coughs, if you could film the spluttering noise you make on exhale it would make me very excited.

>>202026

have a wank

>>202027

What an odd fetish.

>>202028

kek

>>202029

People smoke the cones to settle down and it makes a person's body make awful sounds as they are settling down to get high.

>>202030

I'm autistic

>>202032

Why did you laugh at that?

Happy new year NEETs, have you guys seen the video posted by our nations leader?

I am getting those garlic bread cravings again. Jude Law body 2019 is already looking difficult.

>>202035

No discounts because of the public holiday. You need to buy the homebrand ones from the shop. They are as good.

>>202035

I was planning on trying to drop enough weight to go below 80kg, i am very reluctant to start now.

>>202036

They are $2 each from Domino's, I checked. Plus a 15% surcharge for public holiday.

>They are as good

One day I am going to take it upon myself to educate your palate.

>>202034

Not entirely, it was pretty boring of the 2 minutes I watched.

>>202038

>One day I am going to take it upon myself to educate your palate.

By force feeding him?

>>202038

lewd

>>202034

Yes

>>202043

They're running a train on that snake.

>>202043

The Council attempting to destroy the great Aborigine Rainbow serpent - Derainbowised 2019

"I lifted the blanket … I tried to touch what was inside the panty … I was touching [it]," he said, news website Rappler reports.

"She woke up so I left the room."

At the time he told the audience "it's true" but the President's office defended his confession, calling it a laughable anecdote that he made up.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-01/rodrigo-duterte-says-he-sexually-assaulted-a-maid/10677124

>>202046

It just builds upon his craziness.

>>202048

What an interesting Pepe

I am resisting the garlic bread urges. Eating some celery instead.

>>202048

we did it so we could claim the UNNA power ourselves, to shed our degenerate white dog skins and become the abos we all wish we were

>>202050

>Eating some celery instead.

<Celery + monster loads = ftw?

>>202053

I do not agree.

>>202054

Croc mouth looks closer to Shenron's

Hungover as fuck

Obscene naked garlic bread bulge.

How much do those breads cost?

>>202059

About $2

>>202057

I will but not by choice. Change is threatening. You will as well.

>>202060

$2 each or for the pair?

>>202062

For the pair.

>>202062

>>202063

It must've been on special, the homebrand ones are as good and they're $1.90 for two.

>>202057

You too slovakianeet

>>202056

That doggo is judging you

>>202066

He knows I'm not even hungry

>>202063

That is a good price but I bet they have that sour preserved garlic taste.

>>202068

Do you think dominoes used organic, fresh garlic?

>>202067

He knows the walks will cease when you become fused to your computer chair

>>202069

I don't know what they use but they taste good.

>>202069

The poo is organic and fresh.

>>202072

They use synthetic poo.

>>202071

Bread and garlic butter. Same as any other garlic bread.

I had to throw out a box of BBQ Shapes yesterday. They tasted weird. Too salty and not the same as normal. I don't know what could have happened. Products like that are usually very consistent.

>>202075

Send them a complaint and you may get a replacement box

>>202076

Seems like a lot of effort for a $2 box of fattening biscuits.

>>202074

Different breads taste different. Some are good some are bad. There are different quality levels for butter. The cheapies probably use the lowest grade of margarine.

>>202073

It is single origin poo from Pajeet.

I am onto my last jar of instant coffee I think once it is finished I will stop drinking coffee.

>>202080

Are you the same neet who gave up coffee a few months back or is this becoming a trend?

>>202081

We have yet to have a single weigh-in for official nurgle rankings. I hope the competitors didn't overdo it trying to get their final number up.

>>202082

>I hope the competitors didn't overdo it trying to get their final number up.

I am happy I didn't have to pay up for that voucher.

Im thinking about buying an early access game, should i do it?

>>202084

What game?

>>202084

How much is it?

>>202085

Rise to Ruins

>>202086

$7.25

>>202087

Pretty reasonable price, if it something you really want to buy it I would.

>>202082

>Are you the same neet who gave up coffee a few months back

Probably.

>>202089

In that case I wish you luck on this new attempt

>>202087

Looks like a decent time sink. If 7 bucks is not a notable amount of money for you then sure why not.

>>202090

Thank you.

Where are the pics of the cooked garlic bread?

>>202094

It looks reasonable.

>>202094

Those scallywags at /pol/ delete my post I made the other day about a guy obsession with assholes. I thought it was a good paradox given the many assholes on /pol/, although not many of them are not aesthetic pleasing.

ONLY ONE YEAR UNTIL INDIA IS A SUPERPOWER

GET READY BOYS

>>202095

It wasn't as good as the homebrand ones. This one had a fancy flaky crust. I like the cheap soft one.

>>202098

Yeah that crusty bread looked a bit chewy and hard on the mouth.

>>202100

What happens when you surpass 150?

>>202100

115 by this time next year.

are you going to do your part in the upcoming melbourne race wars?

>>202100

This will be hard to beat.

>>202104

lol

That garlic bread is still calling my name.

>>201968

Hey neets, just woke up. Yeah I got with a 28yo qt islander girl, grinded on some milf on the dancefloor, and also had a chill chat with a young single mother whose actually pretty cool and told me I was hot. I drank way too much.

>>202107

Pajeet can deliver it to you at speed for only an additional 15% surcharge.

>>202108

>Yeah I got with a 28yo qt islander girl

NK?

>>202108

>I got with

What does this mean?

>>202111

No sex unfortunately. I'm so bad at closing. Or she was just stringing me along.

>>202110

No it's MN

>>202108

>>202108

Milfs and ethnic chicks

HOT

>>202112

>MN

Molester NEET

>>202112

>Or she was just stringing me along.

You need guidance from LifeLineNEET

Mega Noonga

I put my clothes in the washing machine 6 hours ago and haven't got around to washing them.

29 degrees today in Shitbourne, feel like some Kilkenny beer today, might go see Dan for the first time this year.

>>202118

At least you didn't forget about them after they had already been washed and leave them in the machine damp so they go mouldy and smell.

>>>/pol/12623245

I was going to say NEET but I don't want those types here.

You are more than a guy, you are the guy.

>>202118

It's the thought that counts m8.

Why are aboriginal prostitutes so cheap?

holy shit NEETs I swear I'm fucked on the money front

I just have so fucking much money I need to pay for shit, and so little money

>>202124

That is not the ideal combination

>>202124

Become a NEET escort.

>>202123

You've never had a full blood then.

>>202121

I will choose to believe you. But I will be staying vigilant for any further signs of insufficient respect.

>>202125

yeah, the combo of having a car fixed and then having to move houses

Honestly what real estates should do is refund bond as soon as they issue a eviction notice and if you fuck up then you have to pay it back as well as all the extra repairs which need to be made

>>202129

Are you going to get your bond back after the mess you made of the house?

>>202124

Same here, and I don't even have a job now. I'm wiggin out, I've got 12 bucks left and I'll soon be eating only rice

>>202131

Does the foreign misso have a job?

>>202128

You better.

Went and put socks on and got puffed so i took them off, now I'm exhausted.

>>202134

Are you entered in the nurgle?

Lower back pain radiating down the legs. If it is not one thing it is another.

First aboriginal orgy of the year

>>202137

Hot

>>202108

Coulda just injected trash juice into your penis and got the night over with in 5 minutes.

>>202112

Then you didnt "get" with anyone did you?

>>202141

>>202140

Calm yourself down please malicious NEET.

>>202134

Retirementhomeneet

>>202141

I got with a box of tendies last night

>>202144

You should get tested for bird flu.

>>202112

>It's MN

No you're not, I'm MonaroNEET, who are you, why are you copying me

unless you think you'd be called MelbourneNEET which is confusing since Monk and Sperg are from Melbourne too and an unamed liquor store manager

Or maybe you mean MoNk, which raises even more questions since if it's like that then that means Monk you are actually MonarO NeetKing, which is very confusing since you are not Jewish or an Abo I might be part Jewish and NK is a JewBoong hense that statement

This is very confusing

>>202146

he is the sacred Muscular NEET

>>202147

There is at least one NEET here who worships him.

>>202148

That's me I am very pleased with myself today that I have finally finished categorising my porn stash onto my hard drive

>>202149

How many TB is it?

>>202149

What sort of porn is it?

>>202146

You should post more of your thoughts regarding NEETlore. That was interesting to read.

>>202151

16

>>202152

Abo porn. I put it all in one folder.

>>202154

I like your method be sure to name it NOT porn so no one will suspect a thing.

>>202146

Sounds like he is MischiefNEET

>>202151

A very modest half TB and a bit over. I download content, it is viewed for satisfaction, if it does not meet the cut it is deleted almost immediately (i.e. thumb nails of videos that look good that are shit and deceiving bulk content like rips of sites, most of half that shit is deleted), then it is kept in a folder for categorisation on different preferences I like (I sort it at later dates like every couple of months, at least once a year). Ensuring the porn stash is always worthy of a good wank.

>tfw disappointed in myself that there isn't anything left in wank bank to pursue MN today

>>202152

Everything adult, except scat, animated and or anything to do with animals.

>>202154

>tfw no 4k abo porn.

>>202157

>tfw no 4k abo porn.

You could buy an abo for that much

Watching Blakkklansman. If I didn't know who made it I would swear it was /pol/shit.

It starts off with a speech about how niggers are diluting the sacred blood and corrupting the state and the whole plot has been devised by international Jews.

>>202158

Well bantered.

Does any NEET back-up their computer?

>>202161

Like most things in life I occasionally make a half assed inefficient effort to do so

>>202162

I just have two external hard drives and use a program that does it all for me. I try to do it every six months.

Thank you NEET for that UK show with people getting kicked out of their houses and the "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away" show. I have been enjoying it and watching the sperg outs, but some of it is still sad.

>>202161

I have an external filled with memes, the only thing I actually need to save.

>>202146

I'm mining neet. Holy Dan you guys get jumpy. I hope you had a good night.

>>202166

I think we should rename you to Prospector NEET

I should be renamed Low Prospects NEET.

>>202168

That name is to general it can describe a fair few NEETs here, it needs to be more personalised.

>>202168

the John Smith of neets

>>202170

>John Smith

There is a large amount of John smiths that have accomplished something on note.

I'm so lazy, hung out the clothes and I feel like I'm about to faint.

>>202166

Never heard of you

Not joking, are you from like Cooper Peedy, hows that place like, is it all abos

>>202164

please don't remind me

>>202172

I know that feel

Just went to Coles and feel like hibernating.

I don't know why I'm always so low energy, my diet is ok. Might be the goon.

Gonna take some time off booze I reckon

>>202175

Do you get much exercise? I've been feeling the same way during my time off work

strawberries are $1.80

my goal is to live alone in my own house by the end of the year, christmas and new years was horrible for me, all my christmas presents sucked and my parents are stupid bogan pieces of shit that ruin my life, i hate them so much

>>202177

jewly noted

>>202161

I use Macrium Reflect to clone my c drive every week, so I always will have 2 bootable drives

>>202155

That's the biggest downside to having a gf, you have to de-degenerate your computer and smart phone

>>202178

Good luck with your goal mate.

>all my christmas presents sucked

That sounds a bit immature tbh

>>202181

Or you can just get a degenerate gf

>>202164

You should also watch neighbours from hell on YouTube, another good show where bongs sperg at each other

>>202177

Do the needles cost extra?

>>202174

Did you sperg out at your land lord / debt collector?

>>202184

I have also enjoyed that show before. Thank you.

>>202185

Yes, if you want them unclean.

>>202178

You hate your parents yet you still choose to live with them. You gotta accept responsibility over your life.

>>202178

13yearoldgirlNEET

>>202183

I bet monk's gf watches porn.

>>202188

kek

>>202188

Haha, the parents just dont understand

>>202187

i don't choose to live with these fucks, i'm trapped here because i don't have enough money to leave, and i can't get a job that pays enough to rent alone

>>202186

no

>>202192

Work the streets as either an escort or a pimp for boongs by collecting dexis that you sell to NEETs.

Tempted to drink the rest of my vodka tonight, work should be easy tomorrow the last few days were dead quite and the highway was almost empty driving to work.

>>202196

And the dexies will revitalise me in the morning

>>202196

Dan have u been working out?

>>202195

Do not be a fool. Stay sober tonight please.

>>202200

Those digits.

Better quality, but still lower quantity. I don't understand why the snack pack didn't even increase quantity.

Sometimes i like to rewatch this video, i gets me in the feels every time.

>>202167

Funny you say that. I just bought pic related and I'm going panning next week. Fits.

>>202173

I lurk a fair bit. I'm from central west nsw.

>>202200

Low quality. Low quantity. Embarrassing.

>>202206

>>202202

Someday ill show all of you and do a poo with such high quality and quantity the image of it will be burned into your eyes forever

>>202204

How does it feel like that you're from one of the very few rural areas that is often associated with homosexuallity

>>202207

No need m8, you already have done so in the past…

>>202207

Well you can start by getting more Roughage in your diet

>>202211

barely

>>202211

That's a very low quantity and quality poo.

>>202213

But he's smart and keeps it in a bag so he can mix it with other poo to make bigger quantity poos

>>202211

it looks like a goonbag

>>202214

Natural poos are the highest rated poos.

>>202217

Very true.

>>202194

i miss the days of /aus/ when NEETs would actually take things seriously

>>202220

I do, sometimes.

>>202222

you're not boong wizard

I'm a boong necromancer

>>202225

You have a very important role.

aboriginal youth director

>>202222

oh shit 2222 posts in mere days

>>202228

We're a force of nature

>>202228

yeah but a couple of those were just shit posts….

>>202219

Can you win fused to the chair if your fused to the toilet?

>>202220

I take wanking seriously

>>202208

How you come at that. I thought the city had alot more pooftas.

>>202234

see ya m8

>>202234

Bye Argie.

>>202230

arent that all your posts nk

designated to be a NEET for the next 3 months

what to do? the boredom and depression is killing me. all ive been doing is jacking off 3-4 times a day

>>202233

They do but Broken Heel is known for Pracilla Queen of the Desert more than anything else which makes it the gayest rural area in Australia

>>202240

Undertake a rigorous diet and exercise regime. It is time for you to get into shape.

>>202240

Have a run get fit

>>202240

Start learning Jiu Jitsu

>>202242

bodies actually in great shape, /fit/ guy here. mental state though is whats lacking

>>202245

Post legs please.

>>202240

how much masturbation is too much?

>>202247

Anything more than twice a week.

>>202247

any

>>202247

A philosophical questions that some of the smartest minds in this gen have tried to answer

>>202240

>designated to be a NEET for the next 3 months

>rest of my life

>>202241

So was wake in fright, if you'd been there I'd say that's closer to it than pricsilla.

Kalgoorlie reminds me of Priscilla.

>>202252

Goon / Good Night NEET.

>>202252

Good night furry upper lip NEET, see you in the morning.

>>202252

Sleep tight

>>202252

nite m8

I finally got off my ass and took doggo for a walk. The whole time I just had another mental sperg thinking about my fucked head. I think doggo liked it.

>>202231

Yes, it increases the winnings pool.

>>202259

Please don't find out, I want to keep making my >tfw posts.

>>202259

>We need to bring back swimming in schools.

THEY GOT RID OF IT?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>>202259

Two people died at Lost music festival. My mate says one person ODed and the other was drunk and dived headfirst into shallow water and got knocked out then drowned.

>>202262

My colleague said her kids only went a couple times in the whole time they were at school.

>>202263

There was a story about the OD there, I didn't read it though. Where did he dive?

>>202263

Taking random shit has its risks, nothing of value lost there. It's sad the other guys mates didn't stop him or help him before he died.

When a person begins to drown they are struggling to breach the surface of water holding their breath and fighting off and experiencing extreme apnea , that intense feeling that you need to breath. That is the painful and stressful portion of drowning. Eventually apnea wins and the reaction to breath becomes involuntary. Initially the water burns and you cough but soon the lungs fill with water and you can breath the water in and out as if it were air, however your lungs are not gills and you are unable to oxygenate your blood. Despite knowing this you will have no physical pain as you did before with apnea. You will simply breath water in and out comfortably untill you lose conciousness. That is why you hear it is peaceful. A fight, an end of pain, a few final thoughts, and then lights out. So in effect yes drowning itself is fairly peaceful, but your natural instinct to fight the urge to breathe beforehand is painful.

>>202265

In primary school they would take us to the public pool for swimming lessons, me and my friend would hold in our piss all morning then let rip the second we got into the pool

>>202264

I thought we agreed on the boong standard or are you keeping it for tomorrow?

>>202265

Oh well thats a bit more understandable as in I assume like a couple times a year with a swimming carnival

The swimming carnivals were probably some of my fondest memories in school, they were great, full of factionalism, sausage sizzles, backstroke

all the good shit

>>202270

Nah just having the one can then back to the boong standard

>>202269

That a bit yuck. Did the girls laugh at you?

We used to go swimming every week through summer for PE.

>>202272

>just having the one

I've heard that before

I've said that before too

>>202271

Apparently they were just once off excursions.

>>202272

Good man.

I have honestly never said "I'll just have one".

>>202274

>IKTF

>>202275

so the school didn't have swimming carnivals

whats next, no athletics or cross country either

What do kids even do these days then

>>202273

We Didint care what girls think

>>202277

I say "I'll just have one bottle of whisky"

Well I'm having one emu then Im drinking the rest of the vodka so…

>>202279

Boomers are going to boom if kids get regular access to a free / reduced fee pool access.

>>202279

My old high school shut down their manual arts dept I heard.

Teaching kids basic skills is too expensive

>>202282

What are you mixing with the vodka tonight?

>>202283

Oh yeah I forget that there are fuck all pools in the city despite living in a city atm

while every 2nd country town has a pool

>>202284

what are manual arts, is that woodworking

>>202285

aboriginal blood and semen

>>202287

Woodwork,metalwork,mech workshop, the crafty subjects

>>202288

Last night's trimmings I see, how very fancy.

I've still got 1/3 of my whisky left

Not gonna drink it now,still feel a bit rotten

>>202284

I thought that kind of thing would inspire the kids to be creative, i know it did to me

>>202293

Boomers think it's too expensive.

>>202289

Fuck me, I dunno whats hitting me more, the fact it doesn't have them or the fact this shit is happening so fucking soon after I left my highschool 3 years now'

Granted I don't think that will happen in my school since it has new and expensive as shit woodwork and metal work class rooms, but still

>>202293

>>202294

whats next, cutting chemistry because oy vey sodium hydroxide is too expensive and teaching it will make everyone dangerous meth making terrorists

>>202286

I wouldn't go to a pool in the city, it would be full of pajeets and chinks pissing and shitting in the water

>>202296

I wouldn't put it past the boomers m8, kids these days are just so ungrateful.

>>202266

Into the creek apparently. The water level had dropped significantly since the first day. He was also swimming at night, which is a pretty big mistake.

>>202293

>>202296

I've got a feeling it might be (((health and safety))) and insurance costs.

It's gotta cost a lot to cover kids using power tools

Fucking stupid though

>>202294

I'm a boomer, thats the sort of thing we were taught and i think most of us enjoyed it

>>202297

And their dead bodies since no one would teach them to swim.

>>202301

Post your white pubes.

>>202302

So it's be like an indian river basically

>>202297

look fair enough but it still rees me since it was part of my childhood

>>202301

How good is your chemistry knowledge

>>202300

Yeah i agree with you. young execs in charge now more worried about 1 person in a hundred getting slightly hurt so they shut the whole thing down

>>202301

Most schools these days don't have maintenance people they hire, they subcontract it and that's an example of how schools have changed. Even janitors positions no longer exist, all subcontracted to randoms.

>>202304

It's going to use a lot of water always emptying and filling the pools.

>>202307

Fuck the more you talk the more I am confused at how retarded city fucks were

I mean I saw the other day chink schools hire security

I mean why is there security in a fucking chink school

I think woodwork and metalwork were the only 2 subjects I genuinely enjoyed.

I've still got my cricket wickets I welded around somewhere.

>>202310

My family uses the house sign I made which is real nice

>>202309

Private schools in Sydney particularly the secular ones Jewish one have a 24/7 security guard, massive fences and when parents pick up their children they have to wait in the car park. From what I have seen and have been told. Private schools are big business and public schools are expected to follow with not as much funding.

2019 = 10 x 9 x 8 x 7 / 6 / 5 x 4 x 3 + 2 + 1

1² + 2² + 2³ + 2⁴ + 2⁵ + 2⁶ + 2⁷ + 3² + 3³ + 3⁴ + 3⁵ + 5² + 5³ + 6² + 6³ + 7² + 10² + 11² + 12² + 13² + 14² + 15² = 2019

7² + 11² + 43² = 2019

7² + 17² + 41² = 2019

13² + 13² + 41² = 2019

11² + 23² + 37² = 2019

17² + 19² + 37² = 2019

23² + 23² + 31² = 2019

>>202305

>How good is your chemistry knowledge

good, I remember when i could buy magnesium ribbon and i wont tell you what i used to use saltpeter for

try buying that shit now without going on every watch list imaginable

>>202313

2 smart 4 me

>>202313

That's not right.

>>202314

>Walter NEET

>>202314

I think I have some Idea

>>202317

watch out for the naughty neets buying matches and cough medicine

>>202313

There is beauty in mathematics

>>202321

remember when it was 1788

>>202321

no

>>202321

I had a gf then

>>202321

You weren't drinking enough goon.

>>202325

There wasn't even a dans in joondalup back then

>>202326

what madness is this

>>202324

I yelled fuck you at the screen when I read this then remembered I have one now.

>>202328

What happened to her eyes?

>>202326

I remember back then. Dan is a plague.

>first day of 2019

>want to kill myself

Just like the previous years.

>>202329

Sometimes I worry for your gf

>>202334

Good night and good luck this year.

>>202330

Sniffed Diesel instead of Premium

>>202332

good night, race mixing encouragement neet

Wonder how cheesey is

>>202337

Wrong NEET.

>>202334

later m8o

>>202334

Sweet dreams

>>202339

I thought we were all race mixing encouragement NEETs

>>202333

Me too.

>>202342

Only white is right.

>>202338

He's having a wank

>>202344

How contrarian of you.

Cooking myself and the misso up some fancy pants sausages. I don't think I've ever had sausages with actual intestines as the skin.

>>202346

It really isn't.

>>202348

I bet you don't even have an abo porn folder. You're a fucking weirdo.

>>202349

Of course not, I'm not into bestiality.

>>202350

Didn't you get the memo?

Ethnic chicks for big NEET dicks

>>200000

>>202347

We had spicy Korean chicken, now gonna sit down to watch Dunkirk and eat a chocolate Bavarian

>>202349

I have an abo porn folder even though I don't find them attractive

>>202351

She's cute as far as coons go, so still ugly.

>>202355

I resolved to have a cone and a wank

So far I'm on track 100%

>>202355

Did you achieve anything on the first day of 2019 neets? I just felt sleepy all day without being able to sleep. GF2019 is already looking pretty bleak, might have to go for GF2020 instead.