/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I got invisibility-seeing glasses, dumbass! Lod Zad the Wizard gave them to me, remember? Our adventure at Gash Canyon?

>>202740

>B posting

why is this a meme

>>202740

>🅱️enis

what have you done, neet?

>>202741

🅱️um rash

>>202741

Because ni🅱️🅱️er.

>>202744

High quality bum rash.

>>202743

>What do you think someone should do in anticipation of the coming financial collapse?

Have a wank

>>202665

I think gold is pretty shit, it produces no yield (unproductive asset) and the shipping/spreads when buying and selling will erode any profit.

I think there is like a clause where the Australian government can take your physical gold too.

In my opinion just have cash in a high interest savings (Bank of Queensland is 4% if yuo meet conditions and are under 25, otherwise RAMS/ING are good), so you can buy cheap shares/property during the downturn.

If the downturn is end of the system type stuff then your priority is water/food, not money stuff.

looking and prospecting for gold is pretty cool though and the history value there alone is neat

>>202746

Life is about the journey you lazy boong

I'm going to have a nap. I am full of pizza.

>>202748

Wanks are the only thing that cannot be priced away from you

>>202748

Good advice.

>>202738

>What do you think someone should do in anticipation of the coming financial collapse?

No answers to that, I guess just make sure you're not already in debt or have money invested in stocks.

>>202750

Screw that elf shit, life is about drinking dwarf goon and banging hobbit boong whores.

Who's got time to quest ?

>>202749

Shares are pretty good but Labor is trying to take away franking credits. Pensioners are up in arms about it though so might not happen.

>>202755

>hobbit boong whores.

Imagesearch did not give me what I was looking for.

>>202758

Try bear porn.

>>202757

no, Daniel

>>202763

Hahahahaahahahahahahahhahaha

We should have a D&D session together.

>>202765

nerd

>>202765

D&D or B&D ?

This is a VERY important distinction.

>>202768

Kek, that was pretty good.

>>202765

We should have an S&M session.

>>202770

There are a lot of them from back when imageboards were full of dweebs. Unlike these days where we're all chads.

NK did you pick up any boong women on the highway for tonight's session?

>>202771

You can roll that D16 down my hallway whenever you like.

>>202774

I bet it won't even touch the walls

>>202732

That image is so fucking reddit

>>202778

>that last pic

Kek.

ANAL

PROLAPSE

Extreme aboriginal gang bang

>>202783

>>202784

Have you tried using a broom handle to jam it back up ?

when is possum suing Jim for us giving Possum PTSD

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/censorship/facebook-sued-after-content-moderator-says-she-developed-ptsd/news-story/a6dae48a617f34cbd875904479eb2a3a

>>202786

Tried and failed.

>>202788

Just pretend it's a tail then

>>202789

Woof woof

Dammit I got banned from /leftypol/ again.

>>202791

who hasn't been banned from /leftypol/

>>202791

Link us to the post.

>>202796

Happy Birthday Cemen!

>>202794

uhh even for their mindthink this is something to agree with, the privileged in a society have it good and pretty much every Fascist country that has ever existed, with the obvious exeption of Israel is bad for Jews

Then again I got banned for saying that telling someone on /leftypol/ that no Socialism isn't dead and that Osario-Cortex will win the Presidency if she ever runs, granted I made the mistake of not looking up her age ergo not realising she was too young for a 2020 run

Still, I swear they'll auto ban you if you have a natsoc flag on, even if you agree with them or say they're gunna win

>>202796

>>202797

I thought Cemen was gray

>>202798

I usually just get banned for calling them pooftas

>>202799

I thought Cemen was g ay

>>202799

Don't kittens get more colour as they get older? I don't know though.

Umm, not sure who Cemen is but my cat is Girbles

>>202798

Yeah exactly, like there are two truths, the Marx version and the real life version, and God help you if you say the wrong one.

>>202800

it's funny that even kamfy era /pol/ wasn't that bad

granted they'd ban you for basically the same level of disadence but at most it was two weeks, never a permaban

/b/ is honestly the only board that comes close to how retarded the mod team is

>>202803

I hope your cat doesn't Girble Cemen

>>202806

kek

>>202803

Cemen was a cat a NEET adopted. I and other NEETs named the cat.

>>202806

Lol

>>202808

Ah, cheers, must have missed that.

>>202804

honestly leftism doesn't seem to care about workers these days but rather protecting egos, ironic due to the Stirner posting they do

Then again isn't Stirnerism ironic in itself since it is the idea that social constructs are as worthless as a ghost, ie a spook, forgetting that the belief in such a thing requires ignoring that Stirnerism is in itself a social construct, ie a spook

And while social constructs are often derided as being fake they are what creates social cohesion, leading to society which leads to civilisation and all that comes from such

aboriginal political anal orgy

>>202811

Caliente!

>>202805

Worst I got b& from /b/ was just a short time saying I defended Jews, which was a god damn lie.

>>202810

True enough. NatSoc has many flaws but it sounds good and the masses like it.

>>202773

Nah they're all sleeping in the bushes again

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, slept in until 5 and then went to Dan's like a fucking boong, will go to the gym soon.

>>202813

I got banned for asking why /b/ deleted a thread, which wasn't even CP

maybe they thought I was the guy that made the thread but still doesn't answer my question

>>202815

>go to the gym

Someone has to do it.

>>202817

I do have to indeed, never know when the blacks will get to me

>>202817

Bring us back some gains.

>>202816

/b/ is way deader since they got rid of kamfy.

/pol/ has more shitting threads now but I just turn them into whatever takes my fancy.

>>202820

/b/ never had kamfy

also it's a good thing kamfy is gone, since all he did was suck off Trump

Low quality posting going on.

>>202822

Did he drink a lot of cum?

>>202824

Yep, I can smell that smell again.

>>202825

yes

>>202826

BO-ong?

>>202822

What I mean is that b& anons were using /b/ for stuff that kamfy would ban.

>>202824

what's wrong with the posting

>>202828

b0-0NG

>>202824

Tell me more.

low quality aboriginal prostitutes

>>202832

I'm telling you nothing you slaty eyed fiend !

>>202834

*slanty

>>202835

thats not vely lice

>>202829

oh fair enough and i'll agree while /pol/ got marginally better /b/ did get shittier to the poin where everything was *blocks your path* and shitty CP bait

/tv/ weirdly has become more /b/ than /b/

Granted similar shit happens across the site where /v/ is more /pol/ than /pol/ and /n/ is more /cow/ than /cow

>>202837

What the fucks happened to /n/ ?

It's like a containment board for schizophrenics or something

>>202837

The best thing about 8ch I reckon is the fast threads box, it makes the whole lot mix around and stops it from becoming an echo chamber. Except for /leftypol/ because they are ban happy.

>>202838

I have no clue but I fucking love it

While Johnny is autistic as fuck I unironically am very impressed at how fast he cam pump out OC and his presence creates humerous posts both from him and his haters

Killcen too is interesting, acting as an anti johnny

>>202840

Really? I left it cuz of that johnny faggot.

>>202841

Yeah, same.

He's fun to bait but it gets boring quick and he shits up all the threads quicker than a pajeet with diareaha

>>202839

seeing "What is cultural marxism", "Spiderman voted GOTY in Japan", "Daily reminder that knifes are cool and make you look badass." and "Cute Aggression, Anime and the Amygdala" all in the same page is great

>>202842

India posting was great, as was propane crab posting

>>202842

Whose the fastest shitter on the Gen?

>>202845

weber

well actually if you mean fastest shitter there are two seperate questions

do you mean who will take a shit in the fastest time or who will be the fastest to create a certain volume of shit

if it is the former then I think I am at bare minimum a strong contender simply because I can take a shit in less than 30 seconds

If its speed to create a volume then weber wins, and I lose since my shits are small

also NK would lose both because he neither can win quality or quantity

>>202843

Fuck check this shit out, there are some talented anons out there!

>>>/bane/142265

>>202847

I did not consider the quality and quantity parameters. I wanted an answer for both. Thank you.

>>202848

I've seen it before and it's great

you masketta NEET

>>202849

all i need to know is how can Joondy accent into mecca 2

>>202847

>>202849

Should velocity be considered ?

>>202852

Velocity is reflected in quality of a poo.

>>202851

You gotta get a fine boong woman to teach you sacred way.

This one goes out to a special someone.

>>202856

She's an economical woman. Is there any boong standard left?

>>202857

sacred lizard way involves her peeing on your foot and smoking the ciggie

Gizza lizard ya whoite dogs

>>202858

I heard it makes a good deodorant too.

>>202861

Hang on a second, that abo looks suspiciously like Craig in drag

>>202861

Why isn't the camera able to take a clear picture of her face, is this black magic?

>>202862

He has got a lot of cousins

>>202863

Her eyes are dark pits reflecting only the void

>>202865

Does her asshole suck you in like a void?

I wonder if the /ausneets/ archives would contain the greatest collection of boong pics ever assembled.

>>202866

Only if you're a lizard

>>202867

Do you really think NK would give up his rare aboriginal porn images?

>>202869

If we gave him some of the newer NEETs maybe ?

>>202869

Rare NK's and boong pictures cannot be shared, as they are a Gen treasure and are too valuable to us. He's our special little boong.

>tfw no rare boong porn

>>202872

You could always make your own

>>202873

Nah, I like my boongs well done

None of the posts I missed deserved a (You)

>>202869

I only trade my best aboriginal porn collection on the darknet

>>202874

Goodnight Oriental Liker Type NEET

>>202876

Fuck (you)

>>202876

This will be the last (you) you ever get from me.

And so began the great (you) shortage of 2019 ….

Before it would end NEETs would be lying in the streets begging for a single (you)

>>202881

At least bulge posting would return

>>202882

I got too few (You)'s for mine. None of you will see my tumescended version.

Get them desperate for (you)'s and they'll post anything m8

>>202883

Unfortunately neets only want chad bulges

Took three painful big shits at work today, ate like a pig yesterday and topped it all off with a big bowl of ice cream, never again.

>>202886

We could have used you around >>202847

Hard poo

No (You)

No poo for (you)

all jew 4u

>>202891

Neet please check your calendar

>>202892

you check your calender, it's Judean Jabbing Janurary

JEJ

why is no one posting

>>202896

The NEETs are on strike

>>202896

>tfw depressed

>>202898

>tfw refreshed

unna

jews serve unna

Horrible timewasting crash

I wonder what tomorrow's poos bring

>tfw severely depressed

>>202907

hopefully soon

I want to do at least 5 years in a boong gulag so I can undergo a spiritual transformation

>tfw severely impressed

Good morning friends.

>>202911

Goon / Good Morning NEET. I liked that Korean post in a separate thread after doing my own research, I wish he posted in the main thread.

>>202907

The day after we all stop drinking and get gf's.

Flying pigs may also be involved.

>>202912

I am unsure what you mean, there are no other threads.

>>202914

I think he may be on the LSD again

I've really been a boong, Night Night NEETs

>>202914

It was deleted.

>>202916

Goon night. Is that you NK?

>NK's fan club

Boongs look like they were created by a sentient drwamcast

>>202918

I worry if he's going to sleep for so many hours, waking up to take dexis then going to work to repeat the cycle.

>>202909

Reasonably well written post in the information in there seems to be alright. I don't mind these type of infographics.

Watching videos of Australia from the 80s. The legends are true, the country really was full of white people back then. And most of them weren't even fat.

>>202922

I like the old Aussie accent

>>202911

Good morning my friend.

I went out early and added a thick layer of straw mulch to the sweet corn and melons and then gave them a good watering. I pray they survive today's heat.

My lower back is still fucked I can't do my power rack today. I could barely walk after bending down to do the mulching.

I like that old time rock and roll.

>>202925

That kinda music just soothes the soul.

>tfw unsoothed soul

>tfw tarnished soul

>tfw varnished wood

>tfw morning wood

>tfw Norwegian wood

>>202909

I'm quite interested. Everything I read about fixing yourself basically involves giving up vices and instant pleasure sources (internet/video games too). Luckily I'm not on social media which is really bad for you with that stuff.

I feel like going into the bush for a 1 year cleanse would do me some good, could probably cure anyone's modern "depression"

>>202932

>I feel like going into the bush for a 1 year cleanse

I don't do one year but every few months I hike up in the hills for a few days and nights.

It really clears your head out.

I have tried giving up the vices and stimulations to fix myself but it leaves you alone with your thoughts and they discomfort me to such an extent I find it intolerable.

>>202922

I like those 60s/70s videos, there are a whole lot on YouTube.

Can't believe Smellbourne was once like this, I know it's Commonwealth Gov propaganda but still.

>>202932

>Luckily I'm not on social media

Luckily I have no friends

>>202909

i've done it and it works. it's not magic, but forcing certain limits on myself and sticking to them, i.e deciding one day that I will not fap for a week and then against all urges accomplishing that, and then setting a regular regimen of similar behavior, "stretches" your want and expectation of dopamine. i was pretty strict on myself for a few months until I decided that provided i set minimums for myself and i don't go overboard on abusing those minimums i would rather drop the entire constant want suppression. i think it's actually very similar to loosing weight; when i was a kid i was 150lb, one day i decided i hated being fat and so i lost 30lb in less than a month by setting a strict calorie diet (1200). it all comes down to willpower

>>202924

Weather can play havoc on your back. Rest up, hopefully you'll feel better tomorrow.

To wage, take care NEETs.

>>202939

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.

>>202909

Take dexies

>>202941

You back from Dan's yet?

>>202945

I reckon i could take Dan Murphy in a fight.

>>202946

Fuck off Craig

>>202946

As did many a boong. Dan is single handedly responsible for the gap in life expectancy between abo's and whites.

Where does a neet buy a cheap backback nowadays? I've just been to visit target and kmart, and all they had was midget sized bags, which won't fit my crusty old laptop and an executive sized lunch in them.

>>202948

He's really given a strong hand to the aboriginal community.

>>202949

Find one of those rolling bags, I have one. Plenty of room for a laptop and a massive meal.

>>202949

Look online. I bought one from The Iconic.

>>202949

Army surplus store would be your best bet.

>>202952

Always check online before purchasing from them, I found a lot of stuff cheaper elsewhere if you can wait up to a week for other companies to deliver it in Australia.

Off to the library, neets

>>202955

Why are you going to the library? are you homeless?

>>202956

To acquire a homeless gf. Or perhaps to pick up a book or two, either way works.

>>202956

Presumably to use the wifi there to download illegal porn, like everyone else.

>>202958

>to download illegal porn

Aboriginal porn?

When I become Emperor of Australia I shall ban all non-Aboriginal porn

Another day on earth

Off to the Asian grocery I go, neets

>>202963

Bring me back an Asian girl

>>202963

what are you buying there?

>>202967

Dan's nectar makes me incapable.

>>202968

Have a goon then.

>>202966

Chilli sauce, coffee, other random things

>>202968

Take some dexies to counteract the goon then have a wank

>>202971

Can you pick up Karen and bring her back.

>tfw depressed

>tfw impressed

>>202909

That's basically what Schopenhauer said on asceticism and its relation to suffering. He said basically if you wanted to become happy and improve your life, you should deny things that you enjoy.

>This great intensity of willing is in and by itself and directly a constant source of suffering, firstly because all willing as such springs from want, and hence from suffering. Secondly because, through the causal connexion of things, most desires must remain unfulfilled, and the will is much more often crossed than satisfied. Consequently, much intense willing always entails much intense suffering. For all suffering is simply nothing but unfulfilled and thwarted willing, and even the pain of the body, when this is injured or destroyed, is as such possible only by the fact that the body is nothing but the will itself become object. Nor for [this] reasonmuch intense suffering is inseparable from much intense willing.

>The more intense the will, the more glaring the phenomenon of its conflict, and hence the greater the suffering. A world that was the phenomenon of an incomparably more intense will-to-live than the present one is, would exhibit so much the greater suffering; thus it would be a hell.

The idea is to get rid the want of the particular thing, since taking the path of pursuing the desire only creates more suffering.

>>202962

Everything I've heard about Starbucks is shit, and honestly I wonder why its so big in America and the UK when fucking Maccas and literally every fucking coffee shop blows it out of the water

>>202978

What are you meant to do all day if you live the way he suggests?

>>202979

Starbucks sells sugared up coffee designed for those with an unrefined and uneducated palate. They produce a consistent product whereas coffee shops and other chains are very hit and miss with their coffee. I have had some terrible cups of coffee in my time. At Starbucks you know what you are going to get.

>>202981

>At Starbucks you know what you are going to get.

Crap?

>tfw you do a task you've been putting off for 3 weeks and it only takes 20 minutes

>>202984

>a task

Washing your penis?

>>202985

STOP SPYING ON ME

>>202986

I take pictures and sell them online.

>tfw stomach ache

>>202983

I have never had a starbucks but many people seem to like them. Sugar and fat tend to go well together.

>>202987

>tfw reluctant star at NEETpenis.com

29 degrees today in Shitbourne, might go for a walk soon.

>>202981

if you want consistency then you go to maccas though, I mean if you serve an inferior product to Maccas then you know you know you're worthless

>>202991

>might go for a walk soon.

Anywhere in particular?

>>202993

Probably not, just around my suburb

>>202994

Go visit Dan.

>>202992

I always enjoy a good wank in the ball pit, gotta show the kids how it's done

>>202996

What happens when the racist pigs come to arrest you?

>>202997

He wanks harder

>>202998

But does he cum harder?

>>203001

>it's passed the quality and quantity test

I will reserve my judgement until other posters post, but I believe there has been improvement.

>>203001

>Slight improvement

>Must poo harder

>4/10

>>203001

Imagine if a co-worker saw you taking pics of your disgusting low quality poos. What are you doing with your life?

unna

>>203004

>What are you doing with your life?

He was having a poo.

>>203005

Metamucil Granular is the shit! No really..

If this heat kills my sweet corn I will have a full-on breakdown.

Good afternoon NEETs, first day of work for the new year done, had one of the apprentices hanging around me like a bad smell today.

>>203001

Still low quality compared the monster that the BeastNEET left the other week.

>>203010

Good afternoon. Did the apprentice have a good attitude?

>>203001

Present it to your supervisor at your next evaluation, and request, nay demand a promotion.

>>203011

Yeah good attitude, willing to learn and all that, seems to have taken a liking to me is all.

>>203014

this is why Possum left us

SOON…

i will have GOON

for the afterNOON

>>203016

Goon(d) man.

>>203016

Go for HOON

and act like a COON

>>203019

la-di-da, beer in a Glass

>>203021

What is the size of your monitors? because i was thinking about getting a second monitor in 4k which is 32 inch and my current one is 25inch and i am wonder if it will be annoying since one is quite a bit bigger then the other.

>>203022

22'' they do the job.

>>203023

Was looking at 75" tv's today to use as a new monitor. I'd have to sit on the other side of the room, and have my keyboard and mouse somehow attached on a tray on my chair. Still, looks doable.

>>203024

Whatever works I guess, although I've heard that TV's dont work good as monitors, I am going to upgrade my stuff sometime this year, probably get one of those new large curved monitors and a new pc or gaeming laptop.

>>203024

I sometimes run one of my pc's through my projector, but for general everyday use I still prefer my 27 inch monitors

>>203023

So are they both 22''?

>>202951

nice to see how dozens of mudbloods, mystery meats and full spear chucker africans are now models there, very enriching

>>203028

fuck meant to quote the Iconic post ha not even on the goon as an excuse

>>203028

>>203029

I have been surprised by the models that get used these days. A lot of them look like criminals.

Haven't watched porn in 2019

>>203027

yep

>>203031

Keep it up. Go for the whole year.

>>203033

>Keep it up. Go for the whole year.

can he keep it up the entire year?

>>203031

i have only watched porn in 2019

>>203035

64 hour dexie and wank binge ?

>>203034

Probably not, the best choice is moderation.

Haven't watched abo porn in 2019

>>203036

no i was lying

>>203039

My god !

I am shocked

tabitha elbow

>>203041

Isn't her name Tahlia?

>>203038

>Haven't watched enough abo porn in 2019

>>203041

>>203042

i would love to suck on her wenis

>>203044

w-wat

>>203043

You can never watch too much abo porn

>>203043

>IKTF

>>203048

>tfw no passed out aboriginals

got on the scales bros

96.5kg

>>203050

Can Boong wizard grant wishes?

>>203051

Only 3.5 to go

Boong posting should be illegal.

>>203055

Not boong posting should be illegal

>>203055

Your mummybot loves a bit of boong "posting"

>>203053

He can do it!

Boong posting ennobles a man and embiggens his spirit.

Without boong posting we would sink to the depths of savagery and unspoilered poo posting that would destroy the board.

>>203054

That pen must get sweaty.

>>203055

It's illegal when it's not aboriginal porn.

Seriously though, boong posting is an old crusty meme.

>>203061

Crusty as cumdies and just as good.

>>203061

Should we stop talking about goon and wanking too ?

>>203063

Yes, new radical memes are needed for the 2020's, we have one year left to formulate new moist memes.

>>203063

Yes.

>>203063

I guess we'll have to debate shakespeare all day every day now

>>203063

Never.

>>203064

>>203065

The pair of you need to chill out.

Have a goon and a wank to some good old boong porn

>>203068

I agree.

>>203068

Those are old, outdated and stale memes, we need new material.

>>203070

no we don't

high quality goon filled aboriginal gang bang

>>203066

To goonwank or not to goonwank, that is the question.

I do agree that we need fresher aboriginal porn

>>203075

boongs have looked at the same crudely drawn aboriginal porn for 50,000 years mate, surely you can get by with what you've got

>>203075

the boongs are scared of us

I think maori porn is the new thing, maybe NZ NEET can hook us up.

>>203077

Our vast wealth and quantity of ciggies intimidates them

>>203076

A lot of white cunts have been blowing up that sacred aboriginal porn.

>>203083

Blowing up or blowing off on ?

>>203085

How can people look at boongs like that and not start laughing ?

Boongs are awesome, they're hilarious.

>>203084

Free blowjobs to those who do not blow up sacred boong porn.

>>203088

*Green Party election slogan 2020

>>203082

We raped them instead

Keep hearing Clive palmer election ads on the radio at work, he's a wannabe trump at this point

>>202949

I got a bag from big w I think.

>>203091

What's his policy on the boongs?

>>202989

I think they are like the smashed avo culture, starbucks is a venue not coffee.

>>203001

You need less oil and more greens. Cook yourself a cauliflower and broccoli bake.

Much better though.

>>203009

You could've avoided this with shade cloth.

>>203020

Just what I thought.

>>203096

When I'm having the breakdown I will not forget you gloated. Watch out.

>>203093

He wants to put a tax on aboriginal porn consumption

>>203098

I just know that when it comes to shuckin' time you'll need a substitute cob.

>>203100

There will be no shucking if the cobs are shrivelled and dead rather than plump and juicy.

>>203099

To help fund smaller boong porn companies?

>>203102

No to fund African Australian porn companies

>>203103

Those fucking youths taking away from the boongs.

Low quality, stale and uninspiring boong posting.

>>203105

well post some new good stuff

>>203105

>Exotic dark-skinned Na'vi with big tits fingering pussy in a tent in front of the European conquerors and cums from masturbation dildos vaginal

>>203107

Now we're talking.

>>203108

That's from Pajeets website:

https://bobs-tube.com/videos/519449/exotic-aboriginal-with-big-tits-fingering-pussy-in-a-tent/