/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

waterfall

We need some banjo tunes and Weber kettle recipes stat!

sylvania

go buy me a goonbag cuz

Wtf was with the #278 thread ?

Are the time travelling NEETs harassing us again ?

>>206514

Yes.

>>206515

Damn them and their disrespect for the time continuum

At the coba!

Coba cobana!

>>206517

>NEETy we have to go back !

>>206520

>back where?

>>206520

>Back to when dox?

>1 year since the move

We've come a long way, baby.

Pretty sure the average time travelling NEET would end up banging his own mummybot.

And would then be his own absent father.

Might be able to scam 2 dole cheques out of it somehow though.

>>206524

dont forget your fishing license

>>206524

Know any good spots NEET?

>>206527

of course not. that other neet was going to show me.

>>206524

>by myself

We've been planning this trip for well over a year.

>tfw its the annual NEET fishing trip and no-ones invited

>>206532

Bard - Cacofonix

Blacksmith - Fulliautomatix

Shit, can't remember any others.All the names were puns pretty much.

>>206532

Panoramix in the original French.

Asterix the Boong

>>206536

Visits the boongs m8

There's some hot boongs over there

>>206538

Give them a good old time.

>>206533

Obelix made obelisks. The chief was Vitalstatistix.

Missos been a sweetheart and gone down to Dan's to restock

>>206541

U sure she didn’t say something about Dan’s cock?

>>206541

I hope you know how lucky you are neeto

>$202 taken every week to pay shithead NEETs boongbux

>>206544

Mr $55k

>>206544

HOW ELSE AM I GONNA GET GOON YA RACIST WHITE CUNT

>>206544

That's just income tax. You forgot GST and all the other taxes and levies, too. Work harder.

>>206544

Lol, I remember that.

>tfw you paid enough tax for fund a dolebludger a week at one stage.

>tfw you cunts never came round and mowed my lawn

I’ll be back in Camberra in March

>>206548

At the height of my spergery I was paying around $2500 in tax a week. That's 6 pensioners and change.

>>206550

Bloody hell m8

You should have got 8 hot NEET chicks a night to choose from

>>206550

What was your job and which state?

>>206551

Not really

>>206552

Over 300 at the time. 60+ hour weeks. Fried my brain, made me into an even bigger arsehole. Burned out after 2 years. Now I'm an unmotivated sperg instead of a highly focused one. Neethog day, every day.

>>206553

Investment analyst. Melbourne.

>>206554

>60+ hour weeks

Iktf, never earned money like that but it drains the life out of you.

You don't realise it till you stop.

I'm working 38 and feel like death.

>>206556

Salary jobs are okay if you can get them. Don't expect regular hours or a social life outside of work though.

My nuts smell starchy.

>>206558

I was only ever lower/middle management so I kinda got fucked on the salary.

I think I'd have made a lot more on wages if I'd been paid for all the overtime properly.

>>206559

Have a wank

>>206555

any thoughts on the impending ponzi collapse in the aus markets at present?

wank after wank

Another successful day.

>>206564

I had one yesterday

>>206564

Good work NEET, there is nothing wrong with being virile

NK when you are you going move up to management position from you poo storing, grading and mailing position?

>>206567

Do you really want NK in charge of poo Distribution ?

>>206560

I'm a sperg. I can browse imageboards for 28 hours at a time so long as I have comfy chair and slippers. Management is well and truly outside of my wheelhouse.

>>206563

Money is meaningless in a macro sense. Pay attention to who holds the assets. People that leveraged assets to purchase other assets own nothing. They're gambling, in a sense. Musical chairs would be a better analogy. Who is going to have a seat when the music stops? Doesn't matter if you have a scrap of paper saying you own a seat. Your arse had better be firmly planted.

>>206568

I want him to upgrade to a rape convertible and for him to find a nice reliable hot boong woman.

>>206570

He'll have to make do with the work ute and the chink girl who cleans the floors

>>206571

Will it be a v8 ute and will she be a boong? Z

>>206572

Nope, not till he improve the quality of his poos

>>206569

Pretty sure even tangible assets are somewhat compromised in the current system… gov could mandate bank account bail-ins and even a clause to seize physical gold exists.

The jazz musicians really did this country over in the past several decades.

>>206567

The jobs on offer but I have to rape an albino aboriginal, it's the ultimate challenge

1 year

6 NEETs

206500 posts

34400 posts a NEET

94 posts a day from every NEET

>>206575

You can do it m8, I want to see your hair flutter in the wind of your new rape convertible with one arm resting against a hot boong woman.

>>206573

But I did that nice Sloppy one the other day…

>>206578

I thought that was a quantity improvement, you need to keep working on quality m8. It was only a slight quality improvement.

The emus helped but you need more snack packs…

>>206580

Gook night.

nite all

>>206583

Good night.

Goon / Good Night NEETs.

>>206580

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>206574

I meant assets like infrastructure, housing, natural resources, primary industry. There is something to be said for commodities, but only if you're holding onto them. Like you said, a receipt is meaningless. If you're paying someone else to look after it, then all you have is a promise. It's like money in the bank or a super fund; a promise. If they decide to give you a haircut, or completely renege, what are going to do about it? Inflation, increased taxes and stagnant income is effectively the government giving taxpayers a haircut.

I know a guy that carries around a half million of his best stones with him, everywhere he goes, simply because he doesn't trust his personal safe, or a bank. Everywhere. Anywhere in the developed world he can turn that into cash or other assets. He looks like a crippled wizard, too. He's insured, but that's just another promise.

As for the potential of government seizure, well, I have no fucking idea. Who needs money if you have men with guns? Just another means of acquiring assets, if you think about it. The most basic one.

>>206581

I ha ent had a snack pack in two months

>>206588

Should have flashed your shiny goon bag at her, that always gets them going

>>206587

>Blasé attitudes about major assets

>Hangs with the type who swallow diamonds, shit em out and eat em again every day

>Refers to country-hopping rootlessness, seizing assets by way of a gun barrel

CoinclipperNEET

>>206576

That sounds about right

>>206590

I like to let them see my full pouch of rollie tobacco,they know I'm a rich cunt then

>>206593

I don't hang with him. He's married to my sister. American. Not a jew. Some of his extended family are Mexicans though. Castizo. It's not diamonds either.

>>206576

They are all below quota.

>>206588

May you all get the prime UNNA gf's you all deserve.

Just watched the Redpill movie. Bit boring, even misso went to bed half way through it because it's all obvious shit everyone knows

>>206599

But it was a cute blond agreeing with bitter men twice her age. That's worth something, right? She listened and believed. She was sympathetic. I'm sure some of the people she interviewed are prepared to risk it all for love again.

>>206600

She had bad acne and a dopey personality. 6.5/10 at best. I'd let her make me a sandwich but nothing more.

>>206601

I said cute, not stunning.

>>206602

Good night executive neet. Enjoy your chicken entree.

I left my bong outside to dodge my parents coming home early

should i venture out and get it?

>>206605

probably

>>206606

Call lifeline or something. You're going to die eventually anyway, so it's not like you'll be missing out if you take the time to talk to someone about your issues. What have you got to lose?

>>206606

You have neet gen, why worry?

>>206608

>>206607

Doesn't matter, I'm acting like a wuss coming on her to cry about tfw depressed.

>>206606

there is some risk

but imma get it

>>206609

dont worry mang thats why i come here too.

Sorry about your mum. Whatcha wanna study neet

>>206609

You're not a wuss. But boards can't help you sort your issues out like an irl professional can. Just think it over before you do something irreversible.

>>206610

Enrolled and accepted to study accounting. I plan on doing financial planning as my minor.

>>206611

I'm unbelievably shit at talking about my issues sadly. I've spent almost a decade going to a psychiatrist and been through several psychologists. It honestly feels like a part of my unconscious just wants me to be miserable.

>>206612

I do shit to distract myself. Weed and exercise. When I can get it anyway. Hard to be an antisocial stoner unless you grow your own.

can’t sleep

benis

>>206616

Dumbells mostly, though they look kind of silly with 10kg plates racked up on them. Do a lot of body weight stuff and hit the bag as well. Strength not bulking. Trying to reverse the effects of years sitting on my arse. Buying a squat rack for the shed sometime soon. As soon as I can be arsed, anyway.

Tfw incredibly danned

first post or 2019. I've been outside once this year

this is for all you dan NEETS out there

https://youtu.be/SNkK-aQEtMI

>>206531

it's not capcha.

have you really forgotten the name of our Lord and Savior Kek?

Is it early or is it late? Night Night NEETs

>>206618

Goon work.

Goon / Good Morning NEETs!

>>206623

Morning

>>206619

Why have you been avoiding us for the past fortnight?

That guy is much better than Dan.

Looks like NK has some work on his hands to install these devices and SquaterNEET better be careful to:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/spate-of-deaths-raises-questions-about-the-safety-of-clothing-bins/news-story/bf0f52885bac06133e966ea07a664b01

>>206628

Be the confidence you project!

>>206629

Who are you calling a project m8 ?

>>206628

>I've got a disciplinary type meeting today.

Have you no shame?

>>206631

>a disciplinary type meeting

Madame Lash, 3pm.

DO NOT be late.

Good Morning NEETs

>>206612

>Enrolled and accepted to study accounting. I plan on doing financial planning as my minor.

As long as you remember what you learn in uni is not that helpful when you get a job you should be fine.

>>206630

The project is to project your confidence m8

>>206634

I have projectile vomited confidently in the past.

>tfw no throbbing green monster

>>206612

sounds good m8, I believe in you, not that far away - it's already nearly half way through January for fucks sake

>>206617

>a 3rd NEET gets a squat rack in his shed

we are growing in numbers

>>206640

>Time to go project myself all over management

I got fired for that, they said it was sexual harassment.

Good luck m8.

>>206640

>>206641

Hot!

>>206642

>Due to the bukkake incident at the recent staff meeting we feel it nescesary to terminate your employment.

shart in my heart

>>206637

I like that pepe

>>206650

Craig on holiday

I Didint do a poo yesterday so maybe I will do a high quantity poo today, took some valiums last night so I have a bit of a benzo hangover this morning. Gonna need more dexies this morning

>>206652

Have you considered occasionaly eating fruit or vegetables to bulk out your poos ?

>>206650

>Crisp.

>Dry.

Give him a handshake.

>>206653

<Unlikely

>>206652

>Gonna need more dexies this morning

I wonder how longer you can sustain this process for. Why didn't you have any cones instead of Valium?

I am bored.

Lets sacrifice one of the smaller NEETs to the Dark Gods.

We can set them on fire and dance around doing weird pagan chants.

Might need that pre cone cone to call me down for all of today's upcoming cones

>>206662

spin or no spin?

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

>>206661

You can only be on certs for 3 or 4 months a year. Tell them it's a new year and you still have that period to be on certs. What is the certificate for?

>tfw failed my boong wizardry

>>206669

it's becoming a habbit

>>206670

You guys just need to aknowledge that aboriginals are the traditional owners of quads on this board.

>>206671

That's good, because I (white dog) own the quints and beyond.

>>206673

I stole your last lot.

>tfw no Dundalli Ngurungaeta and Boongwarts School of Wizardry books

kek my plunger coffee grounds have finally blocked the plumbing in the company kitchen

Meanwhile in Melbourne…

Final Destination.

>>206666

Anxiety/Depression/Autism I was on certs for a year once.

I thought Asian teenagers were supposed to be tight.

rowdy youths…

>>206678

>>206679

>>206681

>>206682

Your 1pm news broadcast didn't start until 1:11…

youths fail to break into building, police not investigating because no complaints made

chink construction in Sydney

Africans diversify pajeet bottlo with car

>>206668

kek i was on public transport when I posted this. How were you that slow m8?

>>206687

>>206650

>>206680

I know you can when your making a DSP claim, but without a DSP claim they limit you so many months for a claim.

>>206688

Maybe…

fishing and foraging

how to pick up hot women using pokemon go

Cessnock garbage

>>206692

He needs to have a goon

207000 coming up, Boong Blizard

pepper on toast

>>206696

Natural selection at its finest m8.

big

abo

poo

lick my chumpy

lot of effort for dubs

>>206702

It's just a big abo poo

>>206703

That looks disgusting.

>>206703

>>206705

>>206674

The last lot was when I stole your wimmens

>>200000

>>206707

which one was the possum touched webers pee pee one?

Hungover doing yard work

Great mistake

microwave mug meals

>>206714

Are they cups to help you bulk up?

>>206715

just bachelor chow

>>206711

Exactly right Dan, time for some of mum's wine

>>206717

>drink mums wine

>hear mum whine

>>206720

oh right, the wagies will be out and about because of the 'week-end' or whatever it is they call it

>>206721

Yep.

>>206723

Tell me more of this strange thing you call a "week-end"

>>206724

Two days off, where you are free to do things that fall within your budget.

>>206725

>things that fall within your budget

Like, have a wank and a goon ?

>>206725

budget? you wagies and your weird slang.

>>206726

Possibly.

>>206727

Well, NEETs to have a budget, which is significantly less than a wagie, but also paradoxical because they have less then a wagie but more free time.

>>206729

Nice block-o land there m8, what are you going to live in for the time being until you build something on it?

>>206730

My mums set up the spare room for my return, I’m gonna go out to the block every few weeks and spend a couple days working on it. It’s a big project

>>206729

get a goat

>>206728

>significantly less

I wish that were true.

https://cdn.aigroup.com.au/Economic_Indicators/Research_Notes/2018/Ai_Group_casual_work_June_2018.pdf

>>206731

Sounds like fun, I'd love to do something like that one day.

>>206720

Thats a fancy fountain, Shire. Are you renting that place from your parents?

>>206734

>Are you renting that place from your parents?

Yeah it's two houses on one block, parents live up the front.

>>206729

Awesome, how much did you deposit and how much to go? Are you going to build a house?

https://thenewdaily.com.au/money/finance-news/2018/06/08/average-australian-wages-revealed/

According to the Grattan Institute the median tax-filer’s income in the 2017-18 financial year was just $44,527. They're supposed to be nonpartisan, however they're ALP affiliated and staffed by Rudd ball fondlers. Take their stats with a grain of salt.

>>206734

Turns out Shire's the real la-di-daNEET.

I can feel Webster's jealous rage from here. I actually work just around the corner from him, I smell him about 3:45 every day when he's on his way home.

>>206737

I guess this is pretty accurate, for me at least.

>>206738

My parents are pretty well off, I'm by no means wealthy or anything, but I guess I will inherit their stuff one day.

>>206739

only child?

>>206740

Have a younger sister.

>>206741

since you are 32 i assume she is like 28-9 and has moved out?

>>206742

Yeah she's 28 and married, has a kid on the way.

>>206738

Seeing as I leave work at 2-2.30 most days, I doubt you do.

Signed a loan for an a second property yesterday.

>>206744

>a second property yesterday.

Where at?

>>206746

Also gives them a good opportunity to sell you shit while you're at the dealership!

>>206747

Yeah no doubt, I'm going to trade it in at the end of the month anyway, apparently the recall is the some brackets that hold the fuel tank on and for the starter switch on the right handlebar.

>>206748

and for**

I just did a strong urination NEETs, it felt good.

Craig Maglocklen put his finger in somebody

>>206729

Good on you. The bank loan wasn't contingent on you remaining employed, was it?

>>206753

was it hex at a nightclub?

>>206755

this is why i never told her my name

he a good boy

>An entire channel dedicated to CEO worship

The hell is wrong with these people.

>>206757

he dindu nuthin

>>206759

then why was he a member of the apex blood fuck nails or whatever they're called these days?

chink driver chinks kid, woman judge gives license back

>>206760

didn't you hear the report? he's a good boy.

>>206761

Good, drivers need to make money to get to work and such.

>>206761

That chinese man must be rich as fuck

>>206761

That would point 8 on the Frankfurt School plan: "An unreliable legal system with bias against victims of crime"

>>206765

Completely nonsense, the Frankfurt school, or postmoderism is critical of the ills that plague us now.

>>206767

Wait patiently.

>>206766

thanks /trannypol/, let me guess, (((porky))) and non degenerate white men are the real problem

>>206769

>non degenerate white men are the real problem

Far from it, stop buying into conspiracy theories.

>>206770

Critical theory is devoid of any actual relation to ethics or communicative reality. The determinist view of culture precludes any prefigurative role for social critique. Proponents can barely nail down the relationship between the material and the transcendental. They're also jewish commie faggots that seek to improve the world, not realizing that majority of people are fucking morons, or too grounded in reality for their high minded ideals.

>>206716

This is pretty cool. I wish I knew this shit when I was a lowly NEET

>>206772

Multiculturalism is a product of capitalism, which postmodern critique is critical of.

Do Coles or Woolies sell tomato powder?

>>206775

Probably.

>>206774

>multiculturalism is caused by private ownership

tell me more

>>206751

> no (You)'s

Good on you with the job, I've never had fat lamb, it's a poofters drink.

>>206767

Rape groupie.

>>206777

100%

>>206780

You forgot the GST.

>>206781

Damn

>>206778

I’ve never even seen that poofta drink at my Dans.

>>206776

You tried I guess.

I think I may have fucked myself. After my semi-disciplinary meeting my boss said that it sounded like my middle management type lady was bullying me. I said she wasn't and that she tries to be nice, she's just not good at it and I don't like people who are insincere. She hasn't been back to work in about 2 weeks, her dad is sick but he's been sick as long as I've been there. He said that if I want I can just report directly to him if I don't want to talk with her but I said that could cause a bigger division. I also told him not to tell her and I don't want to shit on anyone.

I think he told her and the other managerial types, they've all been weird with me. I told them all off again today.

I'm fucked in the head.

>>206783

Let alone Emus.

>>206783

That's probably because it's sold out so often.

>>206785

Just declare yourself the Big Boss.

>>206788

Hopefully I end up pissing everyone off and I get given my own department where only I know what goes on in it.

>>206790

That would be pretty funny. it also means you will end up being the NEET commune manager.

>>206785

Just go full robot and focus on results, not interpersonal shit. I used to imagine co-workers as furniture. Having a roomba crawl up for mandated social interaction time put a legitimate smile on my face, which would then creep out the shirking faggot that was bothering me, leaving me to work in peace.

>>206792

One of the things I brought up a while ago was to run a WFtD program. I would actually be managing NEETs.

>>206792

I wouldn't wish that position on anybody.

>>206793

I work in disability care, I am fine with interpersonal shit, especially with participants. Disabled people subconsciously know I am one of them. I am not cool with policies and procedures. Fuck your bureaucracy.

Anyone else get a text from Clive Palmer?

>>206797

Nope only dominos

>>206797

Nah

>>206796

Bureaucracy manages your funding.

>>206797

Don't have a phone.

>>206650

What a legend

>>206761

FUCK THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM

30 degrees today in Shitbourne

>>206802

I used to do that as a kid. Calmed me down.

>>206796

The caring cruisey , i've said it once before, you are not of this world, you are too kind.

https://www.smalltownwoman.com/dry-rub-sweet-barbecue-pork-tenderloin/

>>206805

I will ave to try this.

>>206806

I shall try it tomorrow or Sunday.

>>206807

I believe Sweet Baby Ray's is considered a 'Kansas' BBQ sauce.

>>206808

What is a recipe for a "Joondalup" BBQ sauce

>>206809

You don't ask what's in Joondy BBQ sauce.

>>206800

>Bureaucracy manages your funding.

Yeah, I know. I am good in the face to face meetings with the LAC's and NDIA where I can just state the needs of people and why they should give them funding but the written side I'm shit at. Spent most of the day writing a review which is just well written abuse to the government. If I do learn how to do it better, it could be therapeutic.

>>206802

I get my back up when I see how many assessments and how many middle men there are. No wonder it cost so much. Most of it is just passing the buck so everyone can blame someone else.

>>206804

Thank you, I appreciate that but I'm not that nice. It's probably just some deep seeded mental issue where I need approval and the media has told me being nice gets you that.

I really need a shrink. I am often on the verge of either crying or hurting myself.

>>206811

can you apply for a carer to help you manage your job?

>>206813

I would be eligible for funding but I haven't tried.

>>206811

>I really need a shrink. I am often on the verge of either crying or hurting myself.

I kinda feel this way to.

>>206814

same

>>206814

learn to love the bureaucracy, anon. start funding your own department. then nominate yourself for Australian of the year.

>>206815

Trust me NEETs, I am this way, it's not a path you want to go down

>tfw severely banned

>tfw severely impressed

just saw this

>>206822

Chris Chan will never received the psychiatric care he needs.

>>206822

>tfw don't sound that manly

>>206825

*ma'amly

What are you guys up to

>>206829

Bugger all

Gonna go get chink food in a while

>>206829

Reflecting upon my failed attempt at using Grindr, you?

>>206829

Shitposting, about to go check out the bore. Rabbits have dug a burrow underneath the tank, so it looks as though I'll have to lift it and re-level the base before I put a couple of thousand gallons of water in it. Cunt of a job.

>>206829

reading star wars dark force rising

>>206829

Drinking some fancy goon the girly brought over I don't care for it

>>206835

Make her drink all of it then violate her unconcious body like a vile boong

>>206829

watching liveleak videos of all the chinks killing each other on the road

>>206829

Looking through movies on popcorntime.

>>206839

that window is still dirty

>>206832

Why don't you move the tank?

>>206842

You and I both know it will never be cleaned.

>>206844

They're going to catch ol' rapey oneday.

>>206845

<Unlikely

>>206844

10 minutes through a pajeet carwash would solve all his problems.

wash your car neets

>>206841

Vodka, dexies, tendies and a lot of wanking

>>206842

I was gonna wash at the DIY car wash but cbf, I filled up the window washer tank but the left jet is blocked again so I can only see out the right side of the windshield

>>206849

>you will never go on a dexies fueled tendie wank binge

>>206852

What a shifty cunt

>>206848

I've washed my car once, ever.

>>206854

Wash it again, once a fortnight.

>>206729

THE DREAM

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>>206852

I don't know how to take a screenshot on my phone.

Mine said:

Blackouts wreck our lives.

We need affordable, reliable

power. Make Australia Great.

Vote 1 United Australia

Party, Clive Palmer. Auth

then that link

A N A L P R O L A P S E

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>>206855

No, the dirt gives it character.

>>206850

Just get a toothpick.

>>206849

Bless your kind soul.

>>206860

That's a lot of effort for NK.

>tfw no text from Clive

>tfw foresaken

>>206863

>IKTF

NK add this to the wank mix:

https://xhamster.com/videos/grandpa-fucks-teen-18-years-old-tight-pussy-in-bedroom-9411900

>>206866

Gross