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 No.206496 [View All]

Well boys, 1 year since the move from /aus/ and what a year it has been.

OLD: >>205749

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 No.207212

>>207211

Where the bride and groom have to run down a corridor of NEETs trying not to get wanked on ?

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 No.207213

>>207210

Thats profit your smoking

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 No.207214

>>207212

we must get that on video

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 No.207215

>>207174

Merchandise blacked out.

I think we're on to the culprit

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 No.207216

>>207213

I prefer to think of it as quality assessment

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 No.207217

>>207216

i;'ve watched scrarpface

dont get high on ur iwn supplay

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 No.207218

A crazy and sweaty man from Australia Post just delivered my Amazon order today. He didn't come in a van, but came in his own car and honked the horn on arrival like he wanted me to come out to pick up the items instead of him walking out. He didn't even get out of his vehicle when I open the door and I wasn't going out any further because he parked on our property like he was someone we knew. He then left the items on the stairs handrail made of brick instead of bringing them in as I asked, I got a new monitor and other stuff.

When I moved the packages, I realised how warm everything was to touch. I got out this heat detecting gun I got a while ago and the screen said that it was 38 degrees. I would hate to see how hot it would have got sitting in the sun in the depot since it was meant to be delivered from 8 a.m. today. I'm going to contact Amazon Australia about this to ask for an extended warranty for the screen and the other items that was delivered in a box was pretty badly beaten.

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 No.207219

>tfw get to cook snags at first neet wedding

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 No.207220

>>207218

Just give it a chance to cool down in the AC and confirm it all works tomorrow.

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 No.207221

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>>207217

>jus say hello to my liddle friend

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 No.207222

>>207220

That's the plan, I got sweaty just unboxing it. It was horrible.

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 No.207223

>>207222

> I got out this heat detecting gun I got a while ago and the screen said that it was 38 degrees

Hot!

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 No.207224

>>207209

You bet ya, might clean the house first

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 No.207225

>>207222

Are you an executive?

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 No.207226

>>207224

Then buy some extra lube with those coins.

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 No.207227

>>207224

>might clean the house first

>might

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 No.207228

>>207210

Microwaved weed isn't too bad, after I microwave weed I gently run a lighter around the bud to toast it up a bit (but being careful not to burn it)

I heard alfoil in an oven works too but never tried it

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 No.207229

>>207225

No, pretty skele. Everything in the box was warm as hell. I have never received a package that hot!

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 No.207230

>>207228

>I heard alfoil in an oven works too

Umm …. yeah …

Go and give it a shot m8

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 No.207231

>>207230

WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST PUT THE DRUGS DOWN FOR A WHILE OKAY?!

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 No.207232

>>207231

<Unlikely.

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 No.207233

>>207228

>>207230

>in an oven

Fuck sorry m8, my brain read that as microwave, pardon my snark

>>207231

Stop oppressing my druggy culture man

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 No.207234

>>207218

Courier driving is a shit business now, at my work the couriers and truck drivers always complain of losing work to pajeets that drive shit vans and work for $20hr (that's like $13 after tax and fuel), they complain to their bosses but since their all contract drivers the bosses tell them to take it or leave it.

There's a Serbian courier driver for toll who started off driving taxis when he moved to Perth but got out of it when all the Indians moved in and pushed wages down, now they've followed him into the courier business.

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 No.207235

>>207234

Pretty much what the old white guy who delivers my parcels says.

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 No.207236

>>207234

Pajeets take over all the shit jobs that they can slack off in

Security,couriers,taxis,

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 No.207237

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>>207233

>Fuck sorry m8, my brain read that as microwave

Your smoking too much profit tony

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 No.207238

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>>207237

It'll probably turn me gay next

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 No.207239

>>207229

>I have never received a package that hot!

You cheeky cunt

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 No.207240

Speaking of drugs. I'm back from the doctor about my agoraphobia. Went easier than I thought. I've been prescribed some crazy pills, so hopefully they will take effect before I have to go back to work this week. I'll also be seeing a therapist, which I don't really want to, but I guess it might help. I just don't want to be asked private questions.

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 No.207241

New thread soon neets

Somebody please make it on time

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 No.207242

>>207241

Make it a bad one about drugs!

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 No.207243

>>207240

is aggrophobia what makes neets narky

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 No.207244

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>>207242

If someone can add a pepe to this quickly

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 No.207245

>>207240

m8 your heading in the right direction, it was never going to get better by itself, as for the psychologist if you dont want to talk about something, dont, it will be up to you to decide what to talk about tell them that when you get there

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 No.207247

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 No.207248

>>207243

it doesnt help the situation

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 No.207249

>>207243

I think that and it is also easier to focus on external forces that are fucking the world than being introspective and realising it's our own faults for the way our lives are.

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 No.207250

>>207247

>scared

*jealous

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 No.207251

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 No.207252

File: 2e1c332e97bd693⋯.jpg (51.93 KB,540x720,3:4,85048708[1].jpg)

I FOUND NK'S PERFECT WOMAN !!!

Except she's not a boong and she's a comic

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 No.207253

>>206968

He's just a mad italian

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 No.207254

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Me in 10 years

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 No.207255

>>207253

Banda bing bada boong

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 No.207256

I do not want my bum rash to get worse. Please be mindful of my condition.

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 No.207257

>>207254

nice clean oven neet

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 No.207258

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 No.207259

>>207256

I often think about your bum condition m8

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 No.207260

>>207259

I bet you have an exquisitely decadent soothing lotion.

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 No.207261

BUM

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 No.207262

RASH

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