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 No.166416 [Last50 Posts]

I just opened my eyes. Couldn't you lazy NEETs do this?

OLD >>165661

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 No.166417

File: 7bcb153cb0ae96e⋯.png (1.31 MB,1254x836,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

>>166410

When I was your age, I wasn't like that.

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 No.166418

I warned them 30 posts ago, mate.

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 No.166420

>>166418

Thank you for trying.

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 No.166421

>>166417

Well bantered.

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 No.166422

File: 014a9d069d2f1b2⋯.jpg (39.83 KB,800x698,400:349,98732987432.jpg)

>that summer feel in the air

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 No.166423

>>166421

Don’t encourage the Portuguese midget.

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 No.166424

File: 707ab4afb262f38⋯.png (Spoiler Image,46.07 KB,1258x890,629:445,9dc1b438600c5b7037ef74b2f4….png)

>>166422

Time to break out those executive bodies.

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 No.166425

>>166422

I see you are beach body ready. Good work.

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 No.166426

>>166424

What does a fatrollpussy feel like?

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 No.166427

File: 2170108a0c89f76⋯.jpg (97.22 KB,620x488,155:122,fat-people-417030.jpg)

>>166425

Heading on down to the beach right now.

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 No.166428

>>166416

>Couldn't you lazy NEETs do this?

No.

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 No.166429

>>166427

Hope you get some good creep shots

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 No.166430

>>166429

I suspect it was a rhetorical question.

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 No.166431

>>166430

Fucking phone. Meant the prior post.

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 No.166432

File: 8536f3c9caad236⋯.jpg (303.56 KB,1664x936,16:9,1963-chevrolet-impala-ss-c….jpg)

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 No.166433

File: 3249d60742a3f92⋯.png (435.05 KB,590x350,59:35,ClipboardImage.png)

>>166427

More like beached body ready. Lol.

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 No.166434

>>166392

White Ladies accept anyone. They have holes to fit any size.

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 No.166435

>>166430

>>166431

Your (You) was not misguided though. I felt that it needed an answer.

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 No.166436

>>166433

He'll get all that hot and sweaty action from the environmental chicks. Who are pushing him towards the water with all body on body contact.

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 No.166437

Cheeky magpies aren’t eating the mealworms I bought them, just the mince meat.

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 No.166438

>>166417

I bet the biddie in the middle was. I've seen that look and I know what it means.

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 No.166439

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,1.22 MB,366x333,122:111,f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

A new day brings new possibilities

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 No.166440

Have to go to car shops and pretend to be a man.

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 No.166441

>>166440

>car shops

Tell us more.

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 No.166442

>>166441

Supercheap and auto barn and those places.

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 No.166443

$40 at coles

Got some scales at kmart for only $9 too

4 days without a dart

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 No.166444

>>166443

How many twiggy sticks did you get?

I only just got up when you left so I didn't ask for any but can I have some of the ones you got for NEEto?

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 No.166445

>>166444

I like to ask for them but I know that I will binge on too many and upset my stomach/poo.

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 No.166446

Fuck NEETs.

Smoked a dart at my mum's place

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 No.166447

Fuck there is some loud as fuck thumping noise out of my window and it won't fucking stop

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 No.166448

Made mummybot cry. Apparently retarded boong is an insult.

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 No.166449

On the upside I visited one of Craig’s fucktard mates and am now drinking beer

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 No.166450

Sounds like a wild morning for all neets

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 No.166451

File: ad95b6ad83cafb3⋯.jpg (93.97 KB,366x328,183:164,13446f642ee905f5b8b950b648….jpg)

>>166448

>Made mummybot cry.

Was it like this?

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 No.166452

I miss gooning before noon

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 No.166453

File: 7a8bcc86e90198b⋯.png (3.02 MB,2590x1608,1295:804,7a8bcc86e90198b25c44fce25f….png)

>>166448

>tfw mummybot has a colder heart than me

It scares me sometimes.

Bad people deserve what they are, but if your mummybot is nice be nice to her.

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 No.166454

Cheeky magpie walked through the door and did a poo on the floor

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 No.166455

>>166454

Magpies are almost as cheeky as seagulls sometimes

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 No.166456

>>166455

Yes very. We’d only just arrived at the house this morning when they appeared en mass with their new baby’s.

The matriarch of the family is called Crookie (because she has a munted leg) and she was visiting us when we bought the house 20 years ago. She’ll probably die soon.

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 No.166457

>>166456

Step on her neck.

Over here the wild parrots cuss at you, don't let cheeky birds get their way.

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 No.166458

>>166453

Can you post us some good Brazillian/Portuguese insults/slurs and their translations/meanins

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 No.166459

>>166457

Magpies are good cunts, mate. You don’t fuck with them.

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 No.166460

>>166459

Magpies are NOT good cunts

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 No.166461

>>166460

Go to your room and don’t come out until you are told you can.

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 No.166462

>>166461

I am in your room, also mum you can't tell me what to do I live by myself hundreds of Kilometers from you

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 No.166463

>>166460

They are nice birds when they live in areas where shitcunts don't mess with them

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 No.166464

>>166463

>tfw lived in area where shit cunts mess with them

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 No.166465

>>166464

I used to know that feel and wrongly judged magpies for a long time because of it. I guess anyone would be a mean cunt if they had to deal with abo kids lobbing rocks at them all day

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 No.166466

>>166462

How can you be in my room and hundreds of kilometres away at the same time?

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 No.166467

>>166466

4th dimensional Joondalup Dumpster Rape Theory

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 No.166468

Driving around Melbourne but absolutely busting for a piss and can't find a place with free toilets

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 No.166469

>>166465

You have now made me wonder if Abos eat magpies and what they taste like

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 No.166470

>>166468

It’s legal to urinate standing by the front left wheel of your vehicle in most states.

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 No.166471

>>166468

Public toilets are becoming an increasing rarity of late. Most housing estates don't have a single place to piss if you don't live there, it's a real pain

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 No.166472

>>166471

Councils don’t want the upkeep of public toilets. Police don’t want to deal with the creeps.

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 No.166473

>>166472

Degenerates and jews truly do ruin everything

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 No.166474

>>166468

This is why I drive around in space nappies.

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 No.166475

>>166471

oh and also how there seems to be less playgrounds per capita by a fair margin now

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 No.166476

>>166468

why don't you take a piss at a HJs

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 No.166477

>>166475

Some councils are pretty good with that but you go to other places and there is literally nothing but a couple of small parks with grass and a handful of trees

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 No.166478

>>166473

>Degenerates

Oh stop!

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 No.166479

>>166478

I can’t understand how Alan Jones has a talkback radio show and people don’t remind him 500 times a show about the time he was arrested with his pants down in a public toilet in London.

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 No.166480

>>166478

Okay, female defecation enthusiasts

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 No.166481

>>166479

Aren't talkback callers screened before being allowed to go on air?

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 No.166482

>>166480

And faggots and paedos

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 No.166483

>>166481

Yes, but it can’t be that hard to get one past the keeper

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 No.166484

>>166482

and trannies

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 No.166485

>>166480

That was a beautiful story that was shared.

>>166484

You think that will stop John?

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 No.166486

>>166485

It might, I mean while he knows it's a guy the fact that guy is pretending to be a girl might turn him off

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 No.166487

>>166486

John will just find a dimly lit alleyway. Stopping him from using public rest rooms is not a deterrent.

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 No.166488

>>166487

Those are becoming a rarity nowadays too

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 No.166489

>>166488

it's ok, it's 2018 so he'll just do it in the open

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 No.166490

File: 4906ae4e35ea7f4⋯.jpg (134.08 KB,720x960,3:4,kangaroo.jpg)

>>166458

Actually brazillians are extremely creative with insults in the form of whole phrases mainly because portuguese is an extremely complex language and you can pick from many words with the same meaning for aesthetics.

>I'm only not your father because your mother didn't have change for 10

>You're so dumb that if the grass changes color you'll starve to death

>cockvampire

>shove your fingers up your ass and whistle

>you're even more of a lost cause than a color-blind person trying to solve a rubix cube

>why don't you rent out all that vacant space in your brain?

>son of a bitch with a motorcycle taxi

>I shit on your dead (ancestors)

>If I ate an alphabet soup I'd shit out a smarter comment

>you cancerous remnant of a dried abortion

As for single words:

>Viado (faggot, the pronounciation is ambiguous with Veado, which means deer, and since no portuguese-speaking country has deer this will bring up Bambi on people's minds, since that's usually the only remarkable image of a deer they have, so it's like calling someone faggot twice with one word)

>paneleiro (means faggot, it's a verb made out of the word pan, something like panner, it implies the other man cooks which means they're unable to keep a woman in check and effeminate)

>bosta (it means shit, you can just directly call people shit, it's a very popular insult)

>filho da puta (the classic son of a bitch, but it's falling out of favor)

>pastel de flango (asians have trouble pronouncing the portuguese R, and pronounce it like an L. Pastel is a brazillian dish in which a thin pastry container is filled with something and then deep fried, in this case chicken, which is frango. Asian immigrants have a tendency to make fastfood joints where they tend to make pastel. If a regular portuguese speaker says "pastel de frango", and pronounces the "r" in frango with an "L" instead, they mock the asian's inability to speak portuguese and associate them with their stereotype at once)

>vai tomar no cu (go get fucked in the ass)

>cagão (translates to shitter, refers to someone who's a coward. The logic is that a regular coward pisses themselves, but an extreme coward would go a step ahead and shit themselves)

>argentino (argentine)

>nordestino (northeastener, known all over Brazil for being niggers, lazy, and poor)

>cagado (someone who's covered in shit, or more metaphorically, in a shitty state)

>gayúcho (a section of white southern brazillians and those of neighbouring countries around the area are said to be of gaúcho culture, a rural way of being that they pride themselves in, but in modern times they have been poisoned by liberal ideas, so they're mocked by having their name mixed with the word gay which only takes adding in one letter. Daddybot for instance is gaúcho, and when I mock him for it he gets red with anger)

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 No.166491

>>166490

Brazillians are creative in making them selfs more annoying than the average person.

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 No.166492

File: 44f325cebd7470f⋯.jpg (20.72 KB,324x299,324:299,1429490907383.jpg)

>>166491

Thankfully among australians it's not an outstanding trait.

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 No.166493

File: 79c54e1eec1ea31⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,39.65 KB,700x467,700:467,naked467.jpg)

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 No.166494

>>166490

>pastel de flango (asians have trouble pronouncing the portuguese R, and pronounce it like an L. Pastel is a brazillian dish in which a thin pastry container is filled with something and then deep fried, in this case chicken, which is frango. Asian immigrants have a tendency to make fastfood joints where they tend to make pastel. If a regular portuguese speaker says "pastel de frango", and pronounces the "r" in frango with an "L" instead, they mock the asian's inability to speak portuguese and associate them with their stereotype at once)

So basically "Me Ruv U Rong time"

>I'm only not your father because your mother didn't have change for 10

>shove your fingers up your ass and whistle

>If I ate an alphabet soup I'd shit out a smarter comment

These are very good

>gayúcho (a section of white southern brazillians and those of neighbouring countries around the area are said to be of gaúcho culture, a rural way of being that they pride themselves in, but in modern times they have been poisoned by liberal ideas, so they're mocked by having their name mixed with the word gay which only takes adding in one letter. Daddybot for instance is gaúcho, and when I mock him for it he gets red with anger)

This is better than Pozbournian

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 No.166495

>>166492

Australians are the superior race

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 No.166496

File: 1977604c31a3936⋯.jpg (146.32 KB,508x722,254:361,abo.jpg)

>>166495

ya got that right bro

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 No.166497

>>166496

indeed, Abos are superior being and masters of the 4th dimension, which is why NK is such an apt rapist

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 No.166498

>>166494

>Pozbournian

There's beauty in simplicity when it comes to those nicknames. I recommend Mehbourne.

I think if you gave it an extra australian accent it would sound even better, but I haven't listened to enough australians to really get a feel of the overall australian accent or more regional ones.

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 No.166499

>>166489

I wish I had such an enterprising mindset.

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 No.166500

>>166499

we all can't be John and NK

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 No.166501

cya neets

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 No.166502

>>166501

Goodbye

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 No.166503

>>166468

Go to any suburb where there are pajeets, you can shit and piss in the designated street

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go see a mate in Gippsland today

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 No.166504

>>166503

Found a nice clean toilet in a pajeet carwash near Glen Iris

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 No.166505

File: 7b62fadd92c8495⋯.jpg (100.14 KB,546x390,7:5,1400357466944.jpg)

11pm.

I can't hold it in anymore, NEETs.

I have a dick rash that'll get worse if I wank but I have to wank.

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 No.166506

>>166505

Have a wank

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 No.166507

NK how did you manage the emu, goon, dexies and weed last night?

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 No.166508

File: c2d0877dcb3eb46⋯.webm (6.48 MB,960x720,4:3,Rage robot.webm)

>>166506

I tried looking at gore pics but that only made me hornier, I'm trying to wank by only holding the part with no rash and going slow, I hope that's enough.

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 No.166509

>>166508

>I tried looking at gore pics

We both know that wasn't going to stop anything

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 No.166510

>>166508

Why look at gore pics when you can just look out your window

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 No.166511

File: 52acfb31977e522⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image,9.78 MB,1280x720,16:9,autitsic screeching.mp4)

I stopped mid wank, the rash got a bit worse, I nearly resisted it this time duty called.

NEETs, if you are ever in such a situation, this mp4 will save your life.

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 No.166512

>>166511

Oh shit fuck I clicked hide coutnry instead of spoiler BO pls spoiler

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 No.166513

>>166504

>Glen Iris

Pretty nice area, still relatively white last time I was there

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 No.166514

>>166513

Who should victorian neets vote for in the upcoming state election, given that both major parties are committed to destroying the state through immigration?

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 No.166515

>>166514

They should vote for relocation to a better state

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 No.166516

File: f934417e9656bc4⋯.png (46.89 KB,300x250,6:5,unnamed (3).png)

>>166503

Will you go camping?

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 No.166517

>>166516

>camping?

*glamping

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 No.166518

>>166505

Pain and sexual pleasure are fairly closely related. Just learn to think of it as part of the fun

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 No.166519

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 No.166520

fark neets

Popped 90mg of codeine while I was driving around town

Had me grinning and melting in traffic with the music on

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 No.166521

>>166514

Do we still have that many VIC NEETs? I thought this was a WA/SA and NSW board with the odd Melbourne, rural NSW and Brisbane NEET.

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 No.166522

>>166520

>90mg of codeine

How many tablets?

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 No.166523

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 No.166524

>>166523

Be careful m8 that's going to slow down your reaction time.

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 No.166525

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 No.166526

>>166511

fuuuuuucken nice tbh

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 No.166527

File: 69f6de5c8a8d787⋯.jpg (57.54 KB,800x460,40:23,volvo-VNL64-sleeper-semi-t….jpg)

>>166526

The screams would be more realistic with one of these driving through tbqh

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 No.166528

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>166527

They remind me of this

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 No.166529

>tfw crook again for the 2nd time in a month

Becoming a wagie was a mistake

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 No.166530

File: 84067011acc565e⋯.png (30.96 KB,238x251,238:251,danny4life.png)

>>166529

Did you pick up some medicine?

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 No.166531

>>166530

I am far too exhausted to see you Dan, and I am pretty sure you don't do home visits on the weekend.

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 No.166532

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB,200x320,5:8,193cba67f07caf4d496592e7a0….png)

>>166531

I'll cum to your house

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 No.166533

File: 0c030612aefb1aa⋯.png (950.24 KB,1050x833,150:119,Hire_skilled_people_&_earn….png)

>>166531

Get someone on Airtasker to pop in for you.

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 No.166534

>>166533

It truly is an amazing time to be an alcohlic

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 No.166535

i haven't started an assignment that is due tomorrow. this isn't going to end well NEETs

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 No.166536

>>166535

How intense is the assignment?

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 No.166537

>>166535

Get a grip mate.

That kind of behavior only causes you unnecessary stress

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 No.166538

>>166534

That guy who paid the AirtaskerNEET, like $50 or so for the KFC combo meal to be delivered to his daughter the other day just shows how society is changing.

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 No.166539

>>166537

>get a grip mate

not on your penis, though

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 No.166540

File: 5ad68a8b6a8a369⋯.jpg (194.53 KB,1456x1941,1456:1941,5ad68a8b6a8a369530eaf544f6….jpg)

>>166537

>Get a grip mate.

If we look back at an old NK photograph, he demonstrates the importance of this concept.

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 No.166541

>>166538

The executive market is just going to keep getting bigger (by all definitions of the word)

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 No.166542

>>166536

its not that bad but i know that i will most likely only get a pass for it.

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 No.166543

>>166540

I don't have a dog

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 No.166544

>>166542

Just do the best you can in the time you have left. No point worrying about the past at this point in time

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 No.166545

>>166543

a fucken white dog

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 No.166546

>>166543

My apologies, I have reclassified the picture and stored it in the Other WA aboriginal folder.

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 No.166547

File: 6e5a965c2ea5b8d⋯.jpg (31.75 KB,304x288,19:18,1503298549001.jpg)

itchy opiate high

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 No.166548

Once again, can anyone tell me how to clear the inside of a windscreen

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 No.166549

>>166548

It's just going to fog up again if that's the weather, but a wet towel does it.

If you're clothed and not dehydrated, you got the tools for it.

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 No.166550

>>166549

I need to clean it. I've been wiping the fog with my hand for about a year and now its all fucked and hard to see through

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 No.166551

Could goon be used to clear his windscreen?

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 No.166552

>>166548

Winded you dog

The AC doesn't work in the astra but I can use the heater to defog the windscreen since the fan still works

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 No.166553

>>166552

Install a fan to suck the hot air from the boot and push it to front AC system.

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 No.166554

File: 2a2fafb317d0abe⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.76 MB,3456x4608,3:4,2018-10-20 12.31.38.jpg)

Saturday poo

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 No.166555

>>166554

Small dexie poo

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 No.166556

>>166555

But I poo everyday now, very regular

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 No.166557

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 No.166558

File: 8a0860dabb986ba⋯.jpg (7.58 KB,246x205,6:5,1539477309001.jpg)

>tfw just woke up

half the weekend wasted, I am perhaps the most degenerate person here

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 No.166559

File: 702d590dfa47450⋯.jpg (18.27 KB,600x238,300:119,702d590dfa47450cc89503c1c3….jpg)

>>166558

>tfw productive neets have already been fapping, binge eating, gooning, vidyaing and shit posting for 12 hours and you've done nothing.

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 No.166560

File: 0cdad799552bb57⋯.png (840.86 KB,1322x744,661:372,7241320df49cc76c86b2faa8f3….png)

>>166559

Come on down and ill get ya started

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 No.166561

File: ab8a8276a21f397⋯.jpg (9.86 KB,260x194,130:97,1509158951001.jpg)

Caved in and got another pack of fags

So stressed out lately, my streak of motivation is encountering some problems.

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 No.166562

File: 7e1e0578cb87618⋯.png (279.26 KB,1057x497,151:71,(20)_ausneets_-_NEET_Gener….png)

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 No.166563

>>166561

May as well give up on the rest of the year, and try and get off the darts in 2019.

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 No.166564

>>166563

Screw that

This pack cost me $30

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 No.166565

File: 0906f0650d66d53⋯.jpg (5.78 MB,3456x4608,3:4,4c7388b6de40bb3914cfec8a31….jpg)

>>166561

>>166564

You need to build your inner strength. You need a strong role model in your life who you can seek out for advice in those moments of temptation.

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 No.166566

File: d98db9c646f9351⋯.jpg (172.39 KB,730x730,1:1,DAJ-Ea_UMAArc9i.jpg)

>>166565

Dan watches over us all.

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 No.166567

>>166566

So true mate.

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 No.166568

>>166566

Craig is always looking below and behind you.

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 No.166569

>>166507

NK could you please answer this weekly question.

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 No.166570

>>166455

Yeah but when they do stuff like that it is usually unexpected, you expect seagulls to be shitcunts.

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 No.166571

>>166507

Was fine, had a cone to put me to sleep around 1am or else I'd be up the whole night

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 No.166572

>>166470

I never knew that.

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 No.166573

>>166493

I already posted that. Please read the posts you miss.

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 No.166574

NK do you have a pipe or what? I cant reember how you smoke your pot

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 No.166575

>>166571

Thank you, I needed that.

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 No.166576

>>166511

Intriguing.

>>166512

I'm going to fucking ban you hue.

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 No.166577

>>166574

He smoked 70/30 mix though an emu can and crushed dexies on top

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 No.166578

>>166520

Fuck.

I need to go back to the doctor and get a script.

I miss them.

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 No.166579

>>166574

I use a pipe

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 No.166580

>>166521

A bunch of Gippslandians rocked up just before /aus/ died. They were the /pol/lack types. Then when monk exposed himself a bunch of other Melbournites thought that they didn't need to hide it anymore.

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 No.166581

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 No.166582

>>166574

I smoke so rarely that I make a pipe out of a beer can when the opportunity arises.

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 No.166583

>>166580

All victoria neets go faggot sooner or later

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 No.166584

I have a very productive day. I went to see my nan, then went for a drive with my dad and got a flasher unit for my car. While I was out I told him that my oven shit itself so we went and looked in a couple shops and the cheapest one was $620 plus then $320 for delivery and installation so I looked on gumtree and called a few people. Went around to one guys who had a relatively new one and bought it for $150 and then brought it home. I had to clean out behind my stove as it hasn't moved in probably decades. Scrubbed the walls and shit. Then installed the oven, dad helped me because I've never done that before, apparently gas fittings are backwards, you turn them left to tighten. I put a load of washing on before I left because I was only going to get the flasher unit so I've got that back on.

Think I'll go get some coke and have a drink or 20 tonight.

The oven was a big thing on my checklist of things I need to do. The next one is to get someone in to put new plastic under my garden bed because it's old and weeds have ripped it to shreds.

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 No.166585

>>166584

>gas fittings are backwards, you turn them left to tighten.

To stop people from installing shit themselves was the grand plan I was told.

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 No.166586

>>166585

Rather to stop people from accidentally connecting gas to something that isn't meant to be connected to gas.

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 No.166587

>>166586

>accidentally connecting gas to something that isn't meant to be connected to gas.

Such as?

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 No.166588

>>166587

The garden hose

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 No.166589

>>166587

oxygen

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 No.166590

File: 86454d9f7a4758e⋯.jpg (40.72 KB,366x328,183:164,508f9c7abfd54918fb564fa6a0….jpg)

>>166588

>tfw when sniff is pipped directly to your house and through your garden hose to your bed

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 No.166591

File: d064b330dc0f03d⋯.png (42.29 KB,481x406,481:406,1499504827001.png)

That feel when no mates

Wish I could hangout at the pub like when I was just out of school again

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 No.166592

File: 287fce4c0445961⋯.jpg (119.81 KB,645x773,645:773,287fce4c04459613e0c2ab7dd9….jpg)

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 No.166593

>doing a 12 hour security shift last night, guarding a small event ground + equipment which was to be used the next day

>we'd organized $20 an hour for a total of $240 and I'm feeling moderately okay with this

>the site was in the middle of nowhere so I brought doggo and patrolled the area every half hour

>the organizer shows up in the morning with a group of people he'd contracted on AirTasker to set up the event

>doggo's become too territorial of the area overnight and chases + tries to bite him when he comes near the car

>lol

>he passes me some folded up fifty dollar notes, I stuff them into my pocket and shake his hand before leaving

>go home and sleep

>wake up and check my pockets

>the folded up fifties come to $400

>he's not responding to my texts

Did I dogtimidate him into paying double?

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 No.166594

>>166593

Good work deserves a good payment

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 No.166595

This is going to be an intense storm. Wish me luck NEETs.

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 No.166596

>>166593

Fuck him, keep the money

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 No.166597

>>166595

>IKTFS

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 No.166598

>>166586

As we were doing it my dad was telling me of a place we used to live in that all the gas fittings were actually just the same ones you'd use for the plumbing.

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 No.166599

That bloody codeine has struck my afternoon right in the balls.

Managed to cook this weeks lunches but my knees and bloody weak and I could probably have a nap now.

Oh well, I'll just have a cone

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 No.166600

>>166593

what kind of texts did you send? I hope you weren't planing on giving back the extra.

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 No.166601

>>166591

The pub is 8ch and /ausneets/ is the mates.

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 No.166602

>>166598

Sounds like sloppy craftsmanship. Maybe you could've sued.

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 No.166603

>>166593

Take doggo with you everywhere from now on. I hope you get him a nice bone for his hand in this.

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 No.166604

>>166602

He bought it off a friend.

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 No.166605

>>166597

>IKTFS

>S

>?

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 No.166606

>>166605

>>S

I live in the Shire to, so it is either him or the other NEET out West.

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 No.166607

>>166606

Way out west is where the rain don't fall.

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 No.166608

All electrical devices have been unplugged.

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 No.166609

>>166607

At the moment it's pretty loud the lightening. Unlike this intelligent NEET >>166608 I am still wanking and will not be unplugging my devices.

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 No.166610

Fuck this storm is intense

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 No.166611

The big 66666 approaches

Who will be the demonic NEET?

Only time will tell

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 No.166612

>>166609

When I bought my new laptops I got two surge protector things. They were $60 or $70 each.

You should get one for your wanking devices.

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 No.166613

>>166611

Zeus the god of thunder.

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 No.166614

>>166610

I'm a bit jealous, here in God's country it is sunny and blue skies with a very light breeze.

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 No.166615

Powers gone out.

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 No.166616

>>166615

Still got power in gymea, the shire.

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 No.166617

>>166616

In Sylvania.

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 No.166618

>>166615

I love it when that happens at night,I have 2 UPS one for my pc and another for lights, so I go outside and look out into the neighbourhood and everything is in darkness except for my place

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 No.166619

>>166617

So the power is out in Sylvania?

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 No.166620

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 No.166621

>>166612

>You should get one for your wanking devices.

The wank has concluded as the rain continues to die down…

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 No.166622

File: c53d4d4192142b7⋯.png (253.25 KB,866x781,866:781,1535044472977.png)

>aussies get comfy storm

>meanwhile all I have is a cold cloudy morning

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 No.166623

>>166622

Not very comfy tbh, it's hot and muggy.

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 No.166624

think im gonna munt

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 No.166625

File: f60ac60bd0674d8⋯.jpg (29.65 KB,500x281,500:281,1511856713764.jpg)

>>166622

>>aussies get comfy storm

It's pretty fucking humid ~80%

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 No.166626

>>166623

>>166625

heh, I forgot that the seasons are swapped

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 No.166627

>>166623

put on the AC

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 No.166628

File: 512f2db0b8d6d2e⋯.jpg (86.03 KB,588x440,147:110,512f2db0b8d6d2eb5bfeaf8676….jpg)

All hot NEETs need to draw a cold bath

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 No.166629

You qualified NEETs ever consider working a FIFO job? Quite a few IT positions listed in this one quick search I've done

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 No.166630

>>166596

>>166594

As an honestneet I will keep it if he doesn't reply tonight. I already have my eye on a nice massage place down the road where I can now afford to splurge $80. I haven't had prolonged physical contact in a few years so this will be very nice.

>>166600

I couldn't just rip him off, he was a nice guy running an event for parents and children. There was some tragic backstory I'm sure but it never seemed the right moment to ask.

>>166603

The reward was swift and generous, do not worry. Pig trotters were on the menu earlier and I just served a nice dish of tuna on rice.

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 No.166631

>>166630

>nice massage place

A rub and tug joint?

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 No.166632

File: 5d1d7f3482cb190⋯.png (248.69 KB,1583x764,1583:764,Screenshot_2018-10-20 Powe….png)

File: e70bc2a9a70fb7d⋯.png (387.19 KB,680x708,170:177,a09.png)

>>166627

Powers out

>estimated restore time 8pm

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 No.166633

>>166632

Take this opportunity to organise your belongings and files.

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 No.166634

That storm was like was like my wank sessions short and intense.

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 No.166635

Seriously think I'm about to vomit NEETs.

Not even drunk, will be the first time since I got food poisoning years ago.

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 No.166636

>>166630

I am glad doggo got rewarded

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 No.166637

Whopper #2

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 No.166638

>>166637

bigboi

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 No.166639

>>166634

homeless manlet wank sessions, short and in tents

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 No.166640

>>166638

2 Small Whopper meals for $10.95

It is a clear winner on the cost/satisfaction ratio

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 No.166641

File: daca39701734429⋯.jpg (32.44 KB,480x270,16:9,Hungry-Jacks-2-x-Small-Who….jpg)

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 No.166642

Think I might go to the casino tonight. Haven't been anywhere in months.

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 No.166643

File: 3609bd4a5b70fe6⋯.jpg (29.88 KB,300x300,1:1,FB_IMG_15384610914981434.jpg)

Have any of you tried the Vegan Cheeseburger?

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 No.166644

Had chicken tindaloo, rice, and some fried bread thing for dinner. I ordered naan, but they came back and said they were out and asked if some [gobbledygook] was ok.

There was some and doing a sound check while I was waiting for my takeaway and it was very annoying.

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 No.166645

>>166642

How much are you blowing?

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 No.166646

>>166645

Just a 50 I guess

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 No.166647

>>166646

If you’re sensible you can spin out $50 a fair way with a little bet here or there. Watch what some of the high rolling chunks are doing and back bet on them.

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 No.166648

I will order a pizza later. Should I eat the whole thing or just half and have the rest for tomorrow?

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 No.166649

>>166647

>Watch what some of the high rolling chunks are doing and back bet on them.

Those people go to the ATM get hundreds out and watch it disappear before repeating the cycle.

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 No.166650

>>166647

Is there anything I can play in the suburbs that isnt pokies or poker?

Crown is quite a hike

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 No.166651

>>166644

You should get some vego curries. I had one that started with an 'a' it had cauliflower and wasn't very hot but very nice.

I find the meat ones are always a disappointment because they use shit meat.

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 No.166652

>>166650

Nothing legal I know of.

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 No.166653

>>166652

You say that like you know of something illegal.

You know nothing.

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 No.166654

>>166650

>Crown is quite a hike

If you drive there with the cost of petrol and parking you might be able to squeeze a drink in with the $50

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 No.166655

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oh my.

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 No.166656

>>166653

Chinks have gambling dens in every city

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 No.166657

>>166656

Yeah but do you know of one that he can go to?

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 No.166658

>>166655

Would that amount of sugar be palatable?

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 No.166659

>>166584

I've got a bunch of shit to do too, small steps is what counts.

I'm the NEET that woke up past midday today so apart from this evening I guess today is a bit of a write off, drats.

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 No.166660

File: 54c16c945e84844⋯.jpeg (23.21 KB,512x288,16:9,images (78).jpeg)

>>166641

Hardly a meal

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 No.166661

>>166658

Yes.

>>166660

It is a dessert.

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 No.166662

>>166648

I usually eat the entire thing, unless I make garlic bread to go with it, then I save a few slices for a late Breakfast the next day

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 No.166663

>>166657

I don’t even know where he is

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 No.166664

>>166657

Good question, he could save his cash and bet with parts of his body.

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 No.166665

.

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 No.166666

File: 086ce29477a0142⋯.png (5.23 KB,348x145,12:5,086ce29477a0142bc0e867ee43….png)

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 No.166667

bum rash

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 No.166668

Fuck you Dan

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 No.166669

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 No.166670

>>166668

>Nobody beats Dan Murphy's

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 No.166671

>>166666

Well played Dan

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 No.166672

>>166591

I never went to the pub or clubbing or anything like that, I just miss having my other awkward kids sitting under a tree at school being bored but enjoying the warm crisp lunch time relief of no teachers talking about video games and stacies, the fun we had playing in group chat on games was awesome too even if none of us really liked each other much and just put up with each other because we had no one else.

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 No.166673

>>166650

They usually have bingo in the local RSl clubs on a Thursday

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 No.166674

>>166629

I posted a few days ago the only jobs I reckon I could put up with would be either FIFO or government bludge jobs, unfortunately both are quite hard to come by unless you're a tradie for the former, or a woman for both/either.

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 No.166675

>>166672

>I never went to the pub or clubbing or anything like that

>IKTF

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 No.166676

NK it's time for a downgrade

https://landley.net/aboriginal/

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 No.166677

>>166672

I spent a lot of time in pubs. It was wasted time and money.

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 No.166678

>>166677

Based and redpilled.

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 No.166679

File: 246f8e982b07011⋯.webm (8.17 MB,640x360,16:9,You've got a friend in me.webm)

You've got a friend in me

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 No.166680

Might just go to Dans actually, 20 days is good enough

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 No.166681

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB,300x300,1:1,232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>166680

See you soon m8

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 No.166682

File: adaaa0c24ad11e8⋯.png (409.56 KB,1013x895,1013:895,(13)_ausneets_-_NEET_Gener….png)

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 No.166683

>>166676

We don't use computers dog

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 No.166684

Might Veet my nuts tomorrow.

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 No.166685

>power still out

I guess they really did mean it would be back on by 8pm, still have 3 hours battery left on the laptop though.

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 No.166686

#1 for a day well done.

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 No.166687

comfy unemployed hailstorm

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 No.166688

File: c675b3ea1769f93⋯.jpg (22.57 KB,340x227,340:227,10388574-3x2-340x227.jpg)

File: 162320890917f69⋯.jpg (56.11 KB,700x467,700:467,10388596-3x2-700x467.jpg)

Women looking to become police officers in Indonesia are reported to have to undergo an invasive "two-finger" virginity test and be "pretty" as a part of the recruitment process.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-20/indonesian-policewomen-must-be-pretty-subjected-to-tests/10333762

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 No.166689

>>166688

Nothing wrong with that.

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 No.166690

>>166688

well if they need help doing the testing I suppose I could help them out, it would give me something to do during the day

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 No.166691

>>166684

Why not today?

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 No.166692

#2 &3 aren't going down very well. I don't think I will have any more.

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 No.166693

>>166688

Baik, siapa gak suka polis wanita chantik?

Bodoh amat wkwkwk

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 No.166694

>>166693

Can you talk more about sex adventures?

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 No.166695

>>166694

dont be a sex pest

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 No.166696

>>166695

What if I can't help myself?

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 No.166697

Might watch the 3rd film the The Librarian franchise and then go to bed.

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 No.166698

Finally its getting dark and the pressure of being productive during the day is going away, I can relax

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 No.166699

>>166698

Have a wank

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 No.166700

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

any NEETs going to give this a go?

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 No.166701

File: ca4e0b826252324⋯.jpg (15.8 KB,547x480,547:480,1501220303001.jpg)

My plans in life aren't going as intended and its starting to really piss me off.

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 No.166702

>>166701

Did you have that wank?

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 No.166703

>>166702

Not yet.

I finally put all my porn on another disk. Maybe later on.

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 No.166704

>>166703

What's the plan moving forward?

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 No.166705

>>166701

Same, what are your short term, medium term and long term plans? Why has it all gone PEAR SHAPED?

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 No.166706

>>166705

Sobriety Sydrome is pretty devastating.

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 No.166707

>>166698

If you just slept all day and didn't get up until 5 you wouldn't have this problem. Advanced neets know this already

>>166701

Yeah, well you were born black - things can only get better from here.

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 No.166708

>>166704

>>166705

These plans will be penciled up tonight.

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 No.166709

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 No.166710

>>166708

Are you going to start by having 1 (one) drink to get relaxed before all that hard work?

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 No.166711

>>166695

Pretty disappointed I didn't get any advice

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 No.166712

3 drinks and I want to sleep. I have changed

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 No.166713

>>166712

Have another one

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 No.166714

>>166713

Nah, I ate some chips and drank some coke.

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 No.166715

File: f47fe99b6d05dc6⋯.png (Spoiler Image,3.58 MB,1242x1541,54:67,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.166716

>>166714

Did you have a wank?

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 No.166717

>>166716

Thank you for providing the follow up.

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 No.166718

>>166717

Well, did you?

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 No.166719

Hi NEETs,

Have recently completed that wank that was suggested earlier. As expected, results were positive, my mood has improved and I feel more grounded.

Thanks for the advice, I'm sure this will continue to be of use in the future.

Regards,

Me

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 No.166720

File: 5f2a307ea44e2db⋯.png (101.4 KB,1448x980,362:245,5f2a307ea44e2dbb4898dc936e….png)

Did neets achieve a single useful thing today? I did not. Maybe tomorrow will be different.

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 No.166721

>>166720

Somewhat did a few things but the anxiety goes on. Best to ignore it until another day.

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 No.166722

>>166720

I provided everybody a timetable last night that would have yielded a full pantry, reliable motor vehicle, and a sparkling clean penis.

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 No.166723

>>166720

Not really, I have been ridiculously lazy and feel like shit. That pic is literally all I've done the entire day (Watching shit on YouTube and eating too).

I plan on having an early one tonight and smashing everything out tomorrow morning when the sun is up.

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 No.166724

>>166722

I followed it somewhat. I woke up at a 6 and did the groceries before 8.

Also cleaned the inside of my car.

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 No.166725

>>166720

I wanted to binge eat chocolate, but was too lazy to go out to the shops to get some.

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 No.166726

>>166721

Yeah I was the same, there is a takeaway shop that I can sometimes go into, so I thought I would get some hot chips or something for lunch , but I became too afraid to stop and go in, another failure

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 No.166727

>>166720

I will start working on my presentation any minute now

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 No.166728

File: 772b1937368058a⋯.jpg (18.37 KB,222x258,37:43,1503305120001.jpg)

You lads got any to-do system ideas? Currently I use Google calendar and the associated Google Tasks and Keep Notes apps. It's pretty impressive but I also like to keep a few text files for longer specific ideas/goals/logs.

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 No.166729

I just make a list in my head really, the hardest thing is the first.

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 No.166730

>>166728

I use post it notes to write points then rip them up when done.

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 No.166731

File: 81d74ee66bf8f0a⋯.jpg (122.13 KB,1920x1080,16:9,[HorribleSubs] Shoujo Shuu….jpg)

>>166720

No, I got a call saying I had to work until 6am Friday when I had not worked for months beforehand. I've just been drinking Cyder trying to recover and i don't even drink.

>>166700

Probably not, it will just be more of the first.

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 No.166732

File: 934f183dd80f4bf⋯.jpg (25.92 KB,425x425,1:1,Easter-Whoppers-Mini-Robin….jpg)

Good night friends.

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 No.166733

>>166732

nighty nighty Robin

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 No.166734

Is there a good site to buy nendoROIDS from?

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 No.166735

>>166728

Im partial to standard A4 notepads and clipboards, oh and a hb pencil, much nicer than pens.

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 No.166736

>>166734

I get mine from Ami Ami, they are cheapest there but low in availability. I buy things from Solaris too, they are more expensive, have less variety on stock but more availability in what they do list.

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 No.166737

>>166720

Ate fud, found a sweet pepe sticker i can give to a fren

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 No.166738

>>166728

I use my memory and then get angry when it fails

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 No.166739

>>166720

I purchased some new socks and (soon to be) cumdies

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 No.166740

>>166688

Why do Indonesians have such shit taste in hair?

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 No.166741

File: 5281fb67763bcae⋯.jpg (240.83 KB,1288x966,4:3,Reno.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.166742

>>166741

Gook night

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 No.166743

>>166740

Primitive savages. Nuking them, just like japan, would be best. Just imagine what it would be like if we had the second japan just next door.

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 No.166744

>>166741

Gook night

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 No.166745

>>166743

>japan but with muslims

Sounds like exactly the kind of thing I want to be nowhere near

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 No.166746

>>166745

Obviously i mean nuking them until the cancer is gone

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 No.166747

>>166743

They lack any kind of culture to form a base from.

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 No.166748

>>166746

Do you really want to deal with the radioactive abos from the tip of the NT?

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 No.166749

Aboriginal poo

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 No.166750

>>166748

It could not make them any worse.

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 No.166751

>>166747

We can get the Japs to subjugate them, surely another island is attractive to them.

>>166748

Are boongs not already radioactive? They may as well be for the distance i keep from them

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 No.166752

File: 070652662a5e768⋯.jpg (267.79 KB,1080x1920,9:16,IMG_20181020_222640.jpg)

First glass

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 No.166753

First glass

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 No.166754

Second glass

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 No.166755

>>166751

Well, the emperor does have the mandate of Amateresu to rule over the entire world.

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 No.166756

>>166752

like the first /sip/ at church

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 No.166757

What are you listening to atm neets

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 No.166758

>>166757

chopped cows

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 No.166759

File: f88cf0d125c00e1⋯.png (43.92 KB,657x527,657:527,f88cf0d125c00e117372f4444c….png)

>>166757

indopop

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 No.166760

File: a50c9363733d8d5⋯.gif (784.59 KB,400x225,16:9,huh.gif)

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 No.166761

>>166760

cows that are being chopped

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 No.166762

>>166757

youtube.com/watch?v=LJfJPxLntZU

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 No.166763

File: 319956b63576e8e⋯.jpeg (1.79 MB,3264x2448,4:3,319956b63576e8ea7a89918ec….jpeg)

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 No.166764

>>166763

this music is too fast paced

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 No.166765

>>166763

Where did you buy your nendoroids?

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 No.166766

I really want to have sex, I miss it so much.

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 No.166767

>>166765

Ami Ami.

>>166764

I don't think it is that fast paced.

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 No.166768

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.166769

>>166767

That's a Jap site? Is postage expensive?

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 No.166770

>>166762

comfy song NEET

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 No.166771

Can you fuck a nendoroid

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 No.166772

>>166769

You kind of have to use sites based in Japan, otherwise you are paying extraordinary prices for a minimal variety(Zing being an example of this). It's about 20 Aud for postage but they will combine orders.

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 No.166773

>>166771

Hot glue

>>166772

Thanks mate.

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 No.166774

>>166770

I like the war songs my grandma used to sing, they are soothing.

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 No.166775

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

still blast this during neetparties from time to time, lyrics are gold

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 No.166776

>>166774

Your grandma was a war criminal

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 No.166777

I have missed the act of smoking. Its nice to play with the cigarette in my fingers again.

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 No.166778

Smoking cocks and knitting socks

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 No.166779

>>166778

with grandmas singing

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 No.166780

>>166776

as long as she was turning shitskins into ash and memory, i am happy :)

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 No.166781

Wish my grandma wasnt such a whore feels bad

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 No.166782

>>166775

The laughing makes this so hilarious

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 No.166783

>>166775

NEETlyfe

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 No.166784

>>166781

Hook a NEET up.

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 No.166785

Thought canadian club was beer but had a sip and its disgusting sweet shit

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 No.166786

>>166785

you fucked up

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 No.166787

>>166786

I very much did. I can feel my teeth rotting every sip

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 No.166788

>>166785

>>166787

heh, I guess your teeth won't be like they used to be

*sips*

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 No.166789

File: 6da1b0a6837dd86⋯.png (1.72 MB,1350x2000,27:40,6da1b0a6837dd86b77c6e16bc7….png)

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 No.166790

File: 607f4df7a2a1027⋯.jpg (488.67 KB,1280x1707,1280:1707,2e5cddd2c337d6b3583e454625….jpg)

I just want some friends to have fun with on the weekend, how can I meet guys my age without them thinking I'm weird/gay?

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 No.166791

>>166785

It's made from trash Canadian whisky and coke.

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 No.166792

>>166790

How old are you and where do you live

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 No.166793

>>166749

Joondalup boong

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 No.166794

>>166790

How old are you and where do you live?

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 No.166795

>>166791

>coke

DISGUSTING

no wonder why. Wonder who is buying this shit.

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 No.166796

>>166789

What a dumb piece of writing.

>>166790

Meet them through a hobby or work(hehe). I used to play soccer and every Saturday the team would head to the pub after the match, well they did I didn't

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 No.166797

>>166795

Diabetics

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 No.166798

>>166790

I hear there is a lovely young man in Joondalup who is open to finding new friends.

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 No.166799

File: 9da84738f888d55⋯.png (47.36 KB,908x375,908:375,Capture.PNG)

The outage was a planned attack

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 No.166800

File: 186f00947a88bcc⋯.jpg (56.5 KB,1280x720,16:9,1538157662519.jpg)

>>166700

First one was already garbage, second one was made by 2018 rockstar. What suggested you it had any chance of being good?

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 No.166801

>>166800

I wish you weren't so cynical about vidya

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 No.166802

File: 4fa983d3feeb7a6⋯.jpeg (279.68 KB,1910x1000,191:100,f60bf92cf852e34f23d929a24….jpeg)

>>166801

I wish your kind got the fuck off this hobby so the market crashed and it had a chance of being good again.

I remember when I could walk into some games store and find Planescape: Torment, Fallout, Baldurs Gate, Hard Truck, Ignition and so on on the shelves

Until you fucks came over and millions of you started paying more and more money for less and less, while not only rejecting any concept of standards, actively hating any sort of standard.

I bet this kind of behavior is what convinces mass muderers it's the right thing to do.

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 No.166803

>>166798

Friends who don't talk to the police

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 No.166804

File: be315bd2c17142b⋯.png (13.17 KB,650x650,1:1,1526582580625.png)

>>166802

u mad boomerinio?

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 No.166805

File: f11ca2a719461d4⋯.jpg (167.38 KB,1068x840,89:70,wentworth.jpg)

Morning neets. I don't really keep up with local news - can someone explain wtf happened in this wentworth place and why anyone should care?

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 No.166806

>>166805

It's basically over for Scomo and the libs.

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 No.166807

Morning NEETs. Urge to rape is high.

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 No.166808

>>166807

Have a wank

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 No.166809

>>166808

I've already had a wank. Still need to rape though.

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 No.166810

>>166809

Find unna then

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 No.166811

>>166810

Not into bestiality.

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 No.166812

>>166811

Have a goon then

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 No.166813

>>166810

Better yet, learn to autofellate. It'll give you something to put on the resume under 'hobbies'

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 No.166814

>>166789

Fucking kids.

What a strange parable.

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 No.166815

File: b59716e76f706f2⋯.jpg (63.48 KB,604x400,151:100,good_shepherd_sarcophagus6….jpg)

Good morning friends.

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 No.166816

>>166814

>Fucking kids

You probably shouldn't.

>>166815

Morning.

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 No.166817

File: 64d8df0fdbd11df⋯.png (931.14 KB,877x580,877:580,Shepherd-Catacomb-Fresco.png)

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 No.166818

File: b495a34a16311d3⋯.png (1.47 MB,1920x1080,16:9,out092421.png)

>>166804 Morning Hans and/or VPNNEET

>>166805

>>166807

>>166815

>>166816

Good morning freeters and NEETs and husbands of pajeet.

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 No.166819

>>166817

Good morning to you too, minute man.

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 No.166820

File: 97600d6179934c7⋯.png (535.66 KB,943x625,943:625,1499975979172.png)

>>166802

You just need to learn how to turn your brain off, take things less seriously and have fun lol.

Those crappy old 2D games were for nerds.

Notice how having standards these days gets you labelled as elitist or cynical

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 No.166821

File: 46e29f8f431d042⋯.jpg (288.18 KB,965x1237,965:1237,Amane.Suzuha.full.1047122.jpg)

>>166818

You said morning to me twice, I feel blessed.

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 No.166822

File: 170cc0093f56ff5⋯.jpg (369.14 KB,881x1033,881:1033,Lost-Coin-Lost-Sheep-881x1….jpg)

>>166818

Good morning; and

>>166819

Good morning

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 No.166823

File: 73c987bcaf4d570⋯.jpg (136.8 KB,1200x630,40:21,spice-1.jpg)

>>166822

How the hell are you up so early on a Sunday are you going to Church?

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 No.166824

Morning all. I had an uneventful drive home from the coast and have just done comfy catchup while evacuating my bowels.

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 No.166825

>>166824

I'll eat your ass afterwards.

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 No.166826

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 No.166827

File: 5058201d4684c12⋯.jpg (57.65 KB,381x512,381:512,35efa225eb1c2a257ebeb5a8e3….jpg)

>>166823

Every day is the Lord's day.

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 No.166828

>>166826

no u r

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 No.166829

>>166824

Good morning mate. Hope you had a nice time.

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 No.166830

>>166827

godboi

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 No.166831

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

One for you big fella

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 No.166832

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You might like this one too, I recently downloaded some of Doc Watson. I also downloaded an album by dead south, it was a different album than the one with that track you posted the other day by them, I haven't listened to it yet.

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 No.166833

Thanks for those. They were good.

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 No.166834

File: 0e0a5f45b5bed85⋯.png (36.36 KB,220x131,220:131,220px-Propranolol_80mg.png)

>>166827

Ban Sunday shop opening

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 No.166835

>>166834

Saturday is the true Sabbath.

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 No.166836

>>166834

Buying goon on a Sunday is a fundamental human right

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 No.166837

>>166835

…now who could be behind this post?

>>166836

Indeed. How else could we have our communion wine? Tis a constitutionally protected right to visit the Dan's temple of goon

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 No.166838

Neets, I won't waste Sunday by sitting in front of the pc all day staring at the screen. Instead, I'm gonna lie back and watch a movie. What's a good movie that's come our recently?

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 No.166839

>>166838

A Quiet Place.

I watched it yesterday or the day before, was very good.

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 No.166840

>>166838

Mr Bean Goes Spying

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 No.166841

>>166838

The one with the black guy.

Sheeeeeit.

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 No.166842

>A Quiet Place.

hmm, it's a horror movie, might save it for halloween

>>166840

>>166841

Let's have some legit movies, you faggots.

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 No.166843

>>166842

There's an advert for the Mr Bean on on telly at the moment.

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 No.166844

>>166842

I wouldn't say it's a horror, more of a thriller.

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 No.166845

>>166514

One Nation

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 No.166846

>>166521

I'd say we have more Melbourne NEETs than QLD NEETs, also remember back on /aus/ there were 2 people from Gippsland, dunno if they joined us here though

But yeah IIRC NSW is winning with at least 5 NEETs from there, while SA has 4

>>166574

I've seen him post a pic of his boong

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 No.166847

>>166844

So like the gen then

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 No.166848

File: c5fcd603ab5c50e⋯.jpg (277.69 KB,1024x683,1024:683,1510487020001.jpg)

My windscreen is nice and clean, filled up the wiper water, engine oil, radiator water, etc. Later I will go and check the tyre pressure.

Now I am going to smoke mad bongs and configure a raid array.

Morning NEETs

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 No.166849

>>166848

mate have a Cruise instead

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 No.166850

>>166847

We're more of a soap opera

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 No.166851

>>166846

There are at least 5 WA NEETs that have posted within the last month or so. Probably also more that haven't distinguished themselves enough for me to recall

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 No.166852

>>166850

when is the season finale that sees Cheesecake return from the dead

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 No.166853

>>166851

look I'm low balling all of them though in WA I know of NK, Vapour and at least 1 nameless neet

Cheesey is gone so he's off the list

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 No.166854

>>166835

sup NK

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 No.166855

>>166838

An older movie but I recommend American Psycho, it's such a great movie

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 No.166856

>>166853

>Cheesey is gone so he's off the list

He still counts in my heart

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 No.166857

File: f0b76dea11b8d9e⋯.jpg (148.83 KB,1440x900,8:5,qbSrIgI.jpg)

>>166849

Maybe later. Too many soccer moms and young women wearing fitness outfits at cafes for my liking at this hour.

Watch Kingdom of Heaven, you heatens.

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 No.166858

>>166856

a-anon l-let it g-go it's over

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 No.166859

File: b68f1492bec73ea⋯.jpg (8.08 KB,250x213,250:213,1512107061403.jpg)

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 No.166860

>>166806

the boomers will not be pleased come May next year

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 No.166861

>>166853

Vapour isn't here anymore.

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 No.166862

>>166805

basically the Liberals managed to lose an election in one of the safest seats in the entire country, come next election it looks like the Liberal party isn't just going to lose but they're going to lose most of their seats in the city

I mean fuck I would not be surprised if Xenophon took more seats in SA than the Liberals do there

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 No.166863

>>166861

iirc he's still here but posts on the down low

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 No.166864

>>166854

ה- NEET הלא נכון

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 No.166865

>>166855

No it isn't, watch Annie Hall.

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 No.166866

Do you guys think monk has made a real improvement over the months or is it all a facade?

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 No.166867

>>166864

ללא שם: הו, גוי מצטער

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 No.166868

>>166866

I like to believe he has. Still secretly hoping he actually does the monk thing one day though

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 No.166869

>>166866

He has made leaps and bounds. The longer he works and keeping at it, the higher chance it will give him better experience to be able to apply or transfer into better positions.

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 No.166870

>>166866

I'd say since he got back he's been sliding down, since he's now NEETing again rather than learning

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 No.166871

File: 0ba690f33ab1814⋯.jpg (328.33 KB,1280x1903,1280:1903,1461676754019.jpg)

File: 86c1235f8572082⋯.jpg (418.72 KB,936x1175,936:1175,1397356571704.jpg)

>>166857

>Watch Kingdom of Heaven, you heatens.

Or don't watch Kingdom of Heaven because it's left-wing hollywood propaganda, just like almost every other American film set in the middle-ages.

There's no lack of quality knightly kino to see instead.

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 No.166872

>>166838

Requiem For A Dream

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 No.166873

>>166846

There is one north sydney/CBD NEET, 2 shireNEETs and one or two rural/regional NSW NEETs right?

I think all SA NEETs are northern suburbs.

Why are NEETs so clustered together?

We're had the odd TAS/ACT poster but they never seem to stick around

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 No.166874

>>166871

sheiiiit is that a 3rd Reich made medieval film, is it any good

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 No.166875

>>166853

>Cheesy is gone

NO NO NOOOOOOO

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 No.166876

>>166873

Isn't one of the nameneets from Canberra?

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 No.166877

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Watch Annie Hall.

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 No.166878

>>166871

Both of those films suck, I bet you enjoyed the filmography in Eraserhead

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 No.166879

>>166876

Not that I'm aware of, unless my NEETlore is severely lacking

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 No.166880

>>166876

You've never heard of him

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 No.166881

>>166879

>tfw nobody knows I exist

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 No.166882

>>166876

>>166879

>>166880

yes there is a Canberra NEET

>>166881

i know you exist NEET i was talking to you on a train ride home once. i think the PakiNEET also talked about his suicide attempt that night but i could be wrong. in fact i think i am wrong and am getting my train rides home confused.

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 No.166883

>>166882

just so you know I'm MonaroNEET aka CanberraNEET, hence the never heard of him

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 No.166884

>>166883

I was waiting for you to state your name. You're like a Harvard student.

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 No.166885

Almost need a wiki for all these nameNEETs

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 No.166886

>>166883

all i remember is that i was talking to a canberra NEET about the NRL on the way home from ANZ stadium on the train. but it might of been a NEET who just went for the Canberra raiders.

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 No.166887

Why do people who work at Subway call themselves sandwich artists? wtf is wrong with people

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 No.166888

>>166885

Please dont. They NEETs lacking their lore will find out it's just the same ones with different personas.

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 No.166889

>>166887

to make themselves feel better about having a job

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 No.166890

>>166886

I am that NEET, yes

>>166884

No I'm just autistic

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 No.166891

>>166889

I'd rather just say I work in hospitality, wagies going to wage I guess

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 No.166892

>>166887

marketing bullshit

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 No.166893

What beer should I get from BWS?

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 No.166894

File: 2d2072a60b826a9⋯.png (3.25 MB,1440x1079,1440:1079,9927.png)

File: 68ae480ec8ad110⋯.png (3.42 MB,1440x1080,4:3,769346.png)

>>166874

It predates Hitler getting elected, but it definitely has that kind of vibe to it.

>>166878

I haven't seen any of Lynch's stuff except for Dune, which was fun but a mess.

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 No.166895

>>166887

We should call ourselves Work Avoidance Masters

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 No.166896

File: d004eb850159b8a⋯.webm (759.52 KB,460x264,115:66,there's always bigger fis….webm)

>>166888

The real redpill is that we're all in our personal matrix and ideas and thoughts are loosely exchanged across different matrixes through this fun thing called the internet.

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 No.166897

>>166893

Go to Dan Murphy's and buy some Emus

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 No.166898

>>166897

I WAS ONLY 19 starts playing

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 No.166899

File: f6ed4e63d5f4956⋯.jpg (807.89 KB,1920x1280,3:2,1536839334623.jpg)

Wagery approaches

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 No.166900

>>166894

>Die Nibelungen ("The Nibelungs") is a series of two silent fantasy films created by Austrian director (((Fritz Lang)))

Literally made by jew.

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 No.166901

>>166893

get some of that canned goon

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 No.166902

>>166885

realNEETs don't need a wiki they just know

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 No.166903

>>166901

oh yeah it's october so you can buy canned beer

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 No.166904

File: 3b9179a712587ab⋯.jpg (103.67 KB,800x450,16:9,cannedgoon.jpg)

>>166903

I was referring to this stuff

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 No.166905

>>166904

Very colourful.

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 No.166906

>>166904

Oh yeah that's a thing

Pretentious as hell but yeah does exist

but what I referred to was the minikegs you can buy only in October

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 No.166907

>>166906

>but what I referred to was the minikegs you can buy only in October

Oh, neat.

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 No.166908

>>166905

in other words gay

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 No.166909

>>166908

Indeed.

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 No.166910

>>166898

>Not the song Cheap Wine

You need to have a broader knowledge of 'strayan music

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 No.166911

File: 341b82662ddc8f1⋯.jpg (108.57 KB,850x733,850:733,341b82662ddc8f154c7182ae98….jpg)

Good morning.

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 No.166912

>>166911

very disturbing image

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 No.166913

>>166911

morning

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 No.166914

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 No.166915

is it alright to where ugg boots to the supermarket?

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 No.166916

>>166915

Absolutely fucking not.

Wear thongs like a man.

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 No.166917

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 No.166918

>>166915

Are you a cute girl?

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 No.166919

File: 4d239d51570b6c7⋯.jpg (40.25 KB,750x338,375:169,1539477933269.jpg)

Beautiful day today lads, waking up earlier has put me in a good mood.

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 No.166920

>>166916

>>166917

Alrighty then

>>166918

unfortunately not.

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 No.166921

>>166920

>unfortunately not.

Then it's going to have to be a no from me too, neeto

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 No.166922

It disgusts me how people go to the super market in their pajamas and such.

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 No.166923

>>166915

ur going to get some looks if you just walk in only wearing ugg boots, put on a pair of shorts and tshirt as well

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 No.166924

>>166922

I know that feel neet. I make a point of wearing my best trackies, the ones which only have a single whole in the bum, whenever I go out to woolies.

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 No.166925

>>166923

It's getting a bit warm of late so all that extra clothing will just make him sweat

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 No.166926

ok im off to the supermarket you NEETs need anything?

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 No.166927

As a member of the organised section of the Australian unemployed, I think it is utterly irredeemable that people could act in such a way. Don't they know that their actions make the larger unemployed community look bad?

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 No.166928

>>166926

one gf please

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 No.166929

I ended up getting some Coopers pale ale from BWS and a Streetwise Feast from KFC. Even got $12.05 change out of $50.

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 No.166930

>>166922

Same, I guess us NEETs are not low inhib enough.

Even when I'm recovering from a degen goon coma I at least put on some decent shoes and an old pair of jeans or something.

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 No.166931

>>166926

Some cordial. Preferably lime

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 No.166932

File: 80a1bb529bbdde5⋯.jpg (153.24 KB,960x691,960:691,kfc-bucket.jpg)

>>166929

For $50 you could've had a giant feast. You'll never make CEO at this rate.

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 No.166933

>>166926

Dick-safe Veet.

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 No.166934

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 No.166935

>>166926

1kg of strawberries

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 No.166936

>>166932

I don’t want to be nurgle or ceo or any of that. I don’t want to be a fatso at all really.

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 No.166937

>>166936

>a fatso

*an executive

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 No.166938

>>166935

With or without?

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 No.166939

>>166935

that's, what, 750g of stainless steel?

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 No.166940

It’s amusing that Weber probably looks like a Weber kettle with arms and legs.

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 No.166941

>>166940

That's not very nice.

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 No.166942

File: 21b432c8ae29f65⋯.webm (187.98 KB,1280x720,16:9,nigger nigger nigger coon….webm)

With nannybot around I had to start showering. I now shower every other day.

I thought my blonde hair had gone brown chestnut with age and white with stress in some strands, but with constant washing a honey color is coming out. Turns out a portion of the brown was actually filth.

also while looking for something to give a name to the color I googled "white hair colors", which only turned up people with white hair, and then I googled "european hair colors" and there was not a single european in the results. The jews need to be exterminated

>>166922

How about people who go to the supermarket wearing their birthday suit?

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 No.166943

>>166942

You are disgusting, Hue.

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 No.166944

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 No.166945

>>166942

>The jews need to be exterminated

Dude, you're a filthy hue.

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 No.166946

>>166942

Give your meat a good old rub in the shower.

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 No.166947

>>166945

There’s a reason Uncle Addy chose Argentina for retirement and not Brazil.

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 No.166948

>>166946

It remains black and he realises he really is a filthy nigger

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 No.166949

File: 62f72fdb1548fd8⋯.png (1.71 MB,3082x2178,1541:1089,weber.png)

>>166940

Pic related is him

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 No.166950

>>166942

Do all Brazilians live like abos?

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 No.166951

>>166942

Seriously, I’m a lazy slob at the best of times, but not once have I bathed and changed colour.

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 No.166952

>>166949

Quite the dapper fellow.

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 No.166953

>>166951

I sometimes come out red after bathing

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 No.166954

>>166953

That’s understandable, but not going from brown to white.

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 No.166955

File: 725afd73ae41a11⋯.jpg (140.28 KB,550x849,550:849,1511226906001.jpg)

Filthy unemployed men

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 No.166956

>>166955

I don't think that is a man

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 No.166957

>fridge is making weird noises again

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 No.166958

>>166957

Give it a bash

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 No.166959

>>166957

My fridge manual had a page of chinglish describing the normal weird noises. Glugging and creaking etc

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 No.166960

>>166957

You're supposed to put the victims in the freezer you silly boong

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 No.166961

>>166956

Is the new Member for Wentworth.

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 No.166962

File: a0342849188003e⋯.webm (1.85 MB,368x640,23:40,human glitch.webm)

>>166950

Actually the average brazillian showers multiple times a day since the heat makes you a hot mess in less than a day, and not the good kind of hot mess.

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 No.166963

File: 7f78311ae248bfe⋯.jpeg (63.26 KB,501x504,167:168,david sharma.jpeg)

>>166961

It's a better choice than the alternative

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 No.166964

>>166962

did that guys mother fuck a kangaroo or something?

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 No.166965

I think it would be comfy to live in a tent somewhere. Still live in society but have a nice big military style tent somewhere secluded and rent free.

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 No.166966

>>166964

>>166962

2 spooky 4 me.

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 No.166967

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 No.166968

Wonder what happened to ExeterNEET

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 No.166969

File: d6696575e720569⋯.jpg (81 KB,840x657,280:219,1540079312323.jpg)

Hope my fellow neets are gonna be watching 4 corners tomorrow night, looks like this is gonna be an absolute shitshow.

https://twitter.com/neighbour_s/status/1053072883415638016

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 No.166970

File: 30aa2ae5f6e82e9⋯.jpg (6.76 KB,320x174,160:87,jurassic_park.jpg)

Ended up watching Jurassic World 2 for my movie. So far it's looking like a thinly disguised immigration allegory where protesters are demanding the dinosaurs must be rescued and brought into to america.

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 No.166971

>>166970

It would be nice if we could trade the somalians for dinosaurs

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 No.166972

File: 2d1b7c6b12d24d1⋯.png (965.09 KB,783x810,29:30,Chen 007.png)

I'm sick of my graphics card, it makes loud and annoying noises when under stress. I'm going to have to upgrade to a 2080 soon.

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 No.166973

>>166972

can't just replace the fan on it?

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 No.166974

>>166969

What are the proposed changes to the law?

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 No.166975

>>166972

>it makes loud and annoying noises when under stress

Your graphics card has autism.

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 No.166976

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 No.166977

>>166973

On the GPU itself? I don't know if that is possible. I could water cool it maybe but that is annoying, I actually used to have a water called CPU but I got rid of it.

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 No.166978

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 No.166979

File: beb490a8c94e497⋯.png (109.3 KB,280x271,280:271,Capture.PNG)

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 No.166980

>>166978

The plumbing situation out the back looks awful, I would get a detailed inspection of that property to see if it is at risk of burning down when you turn the lights on. Looks everything was done by a handyman or it was done as a cheap cashie job.

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 No.166981

>>166980

*my mistake, it doesn't have many lights and John didn't turn them on in the pictures where there are lights.

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 No.166982

File: 152f453dc5257eb⋯.jpg (81.58 KB,720x719,720:719,hitagi.jpg)

>>166972

My GPU couldn't handle that one time the relative air humidity was 37% and the room temperature was 42c and caught fire.

And then there was hail the next day.

If there's one piece of advice I can give you in life it is "don't build a huge capital on hilly terrain surrounded by mountains 1km above sea level, right besides a tropical desert".

Every fucking year people die of heat stroke and then get pelted in the head with blocks of ice the size of a fist that destroy cars and houses.

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 No.166983

>>166978

It's always a little sad to see a town reduced to just a shell of what it was like that

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 No.166984

>>166982

sounds pretty cool tbh

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 No.166985

>>166982

So you live in Brassila?

I thought you lived in Sao Paulo

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 No.166986

>>166982

> then get pelted in the head with blocks of ice the size of a fist that destroy cars and houses.

Please share the videos of this, I have been enjoying the stuff you upload.

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 No.166987

>>166985

He lives in Belo Horizonte

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 No.166988

>>166982

Also you're complaining about the heat, when the hottest it gets is 36

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 No.166989

File: 2dd35b4ecafabf2⋯.jpg (1.37 MB,1872x3328,9:16,IMG_20181020_203831.jpg)

File: bbc7e824c91c8bd⋯.jpg (1.33 MB,1872x3328,9:16,IMG_20181020_203838.jpg)

>>166514

I'm probably donkey voting

>>166516

No, I was at my mates place

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, came back from my mate's, had a decent chat and binge, also made some moonshine it's pretty good, going to down next week to distill another batch, found this stubbie holder

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 No.166990

File: b63ace38552b129⋯.png (1.32 MB,1907x995,1907:995,exmachina.png)

My favourite movie battlestation

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 No.166991

File: 472151800b112ba⋯.png (1.31 MB,956x1056,239:264,1540090931-330851517_scrot.png)

>>166985

>So you live in Brassila?

I think you mean Brasília, and no. That's where the literal KGB agents and jews live and rule over the country.

>São Paulo

No, that's where the gay italians and northeastern niggers who immigrated drag down the whole country and pretend they colonized the amazon because the colonizers "originate" from São Paulo, even though the colonizers due to their nature are highly mobile and the last few settled in the south as that was the last area to be populated.

I'm from Belo Horizonte, where the brazillian rednecks live, and which has been historically populated by americans hired by Portugal to build railroads used to transport ore aswell as the slaves who worked the many mines. The state the city is in is literally named "General Mines".

>>166986

Google "Granizo Belo Horizonte". "Granizo" is "hail" in portuguese. Should be a bunch of random videos and pictures.

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 No.166992

File: 2305eecb7ca4ec9⋯.jpg (182.45 KB,960x1440,2:3,p6954_v_v8_aa.jpg)

Watching this. Not bad for an old B grade flick.

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 No.166993

File: a6676b35bcfd084⋯.webm (1.27 MB,400x400,1:1,gym hoes.webm)

>>166991

Actually Belo Horizonte was founded in 1897, my description of the city is actually the general area the city is in. Forgot to point that out.

The city is too young to really have a history of its own, people basically decided to make a planned city near some other cities that were overpopulated at the time.

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 No.166994

>>166993

>1897

>Too young to have a history of its own

maybe it's the Australian Speaking but that doesn't seem too young

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 No.166995

>>166990

terrible movie

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 No.166996

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 No.166997

>>166991

>which has been historically populated by americans hired by Portugal

Are the inhabitants of your city basically Goblinos like America

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 No.166998

File: 2db623b8eac28da⋯.jpg (73.06 KB,675x601,675:601,t_30yo_boomer.jpg)

>>166994

>Australia

t. 117 yo country that thinks it's a nation.

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 No.166999

>>166994

Even most major Australian towns and cities are quite a bit older than that

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 No.167000

File: 6c3f8aebfd31ce0⋯.png (319.02 KB,340x500,17:25,Just do it.png)

Can we talk about people who trademarks on visible parts of their body?

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 No.167001

>>167000

It would feel a bit weird slagging them off when we spend half our time shilling a woolworths owned company

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 No.167002

>>166991

>Google "Granizo Belo Horizonte". "Granizo" is "hail" in portuguese. Should be a bunch of random videos and pictures.

Thank you. I specifically would like to see dumb people going for a walk and getting knocked out.

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 No.167003

>>166999

well I'm from Canberra which was founded in 1912

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 No.167004

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB,253x270,253:270,3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

>>167001

How about rephrasing the trademarks?

Just goon it!

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 No.167005

>>167003

That's about as close as you can get to a city in meme form

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 No.167006

>>167005

>Implying Melbourne isn't a meme

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 No.167007

what are NEETs opinions on up & gos

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 No.167008

File: 3ac91452b988d8c⋯.jpg (45.18 KB,434x600,217:300,Augustus_Earle_Portrait_of….jpg)

>>166997

Yes, here's one of them.

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 No.167009

>>167008

he looks like an abo Oh wait

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 No.167010

File: 49f9b3a872f50f6⋯.png (272.55 KB,1028x664,257:166,polo.png)

Might get some of these neets

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 No.167011

File: 43d04648cef0fb0⋯.jpg (310.71 KB,600x900,2:3,a600d767cf928c80281b0263bb….jpg)

>>167010

I have always been a fan of the design tbh

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 No.167012

File: 11ed5de57ac76ae⋯.png (457.39 KB,730x464,365:232,44f8377f3a08d3215ad15e470d….png)

>>167010

Are you sure it won't highlight your executive milkies like it highlights that guy's muscles?

I'm asking for your own good, NEET.

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 No.167013

>>167010

Why would I want a white one?

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 No.167014

Mummybot sperging out at me again, God fucking damn it, yesterday it was the same, she was on my case since morning, she only works half days on Mondays so I will have to wait until Tuesday to get some peace. I wish I could move out but even with a part-time job that will be extremely difficult

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 No.167015

File: 1d458ad3e6c620c⋯.jpg (20.18 KB,244x244,1:1,fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

>>167014

I have 4L of peace, come by when needed.

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 No.167016

>>167014

What was she on your case about?

Were you being lazy? Consider her case. You need to create a comfortable living environment that accommodates both you and your mother, or your relationship with her will just go down the drain.

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 No.167017

>>167012

You have not been paying attention.

There is only one NEET that would get those and he doesn't have 'milkies'

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 No.167018

>>167016

She was sperging out at me for believe it or not, drinking too much of the milk, I said if it's an issue I can go to the shops and buy some of my own or buy more, she often spergs out at me for eating too much despite the fact that I am and have always been a skele despite eating a lot of food, I try calm her down buy offering to pay for it and always cleaning up after myself but to no avail

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 No.167019

File: 33e14b86594ecd1⋯.png (1000.14 KB,1315x800,263:160,1397641877528.png)

>>167017

o-oh it's the NEET who posts himself in suits.

I'm too autistic to figure people out outside learning more ways to manipulate them.

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 No.167020

>>167018

You should of preemptively gone and got an extra milk.

Do you know the saying of 'the ambulance at the bottom of the hill'?

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 No.167021

>>167018

Your mummybot sounds suspiciously a lot like mine, you don't have a brother do you?

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 No.167022

File: fdb7b0c65b78710⋯.jpg (217.7 KB,1080x1349,1080:1349,1538099986516.jpg)

>>167018

You should buy those snack foods in advance so that there is always plenty in the pantry, even just for the look of it.

My Mum was always happier when there was a full fridge, and so was I, and she would get pissed if was depleted too fast. It took me a long time to realise how that was my fault and that I'd be pissed too if I was her.

She might also be annoyed that you're eating unhealthily, she would probably he happier to see her son being healthy.

Don't let your mother down, NEETo

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 No.167023

>>167018

Just buy and consume your own groceries

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 No.167024

>tfw depressed

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 No.167025

>>167019

Three of us work in suits.

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 No.167026

Fuck I'm so handsome

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 No.167027

I've been sitting inside all day and just went out to get some mints from the car and realised how nice it is.

I'm going to go take the dog somewhere, if I don't today I'll only have after work and I'm usually too fucked to do anything then.

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 No.167028

>>167026

I'm sure you are neeto

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 No.167029

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 No.167030

>>167020

Should have, but often in that case if she sees that she, yells at me for "wasting money to stuff my face", usually then I just have to sneak it under her nose then

>>167021

No I do not, I have a sister

>>167022

I think that its the health shit judging by what she says

>>167023

I will have to do that to get peace I think

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 No.167031

>tfw impressed

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 No.167032

>>167030

>usually then I just have to sneak it under her nose then

Oh, we know!

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 No.167033

Unemployed young men disappointing their mothers

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 No.167034

File: 2458bfad8438b4c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,450.62 KB,1351x1138,1351:1138,NEET.jpg)

>>167026

Is this you?

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 No.167035

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 No.167036

>>166982

That sounds awfull, what an unfortunate thing to happen.

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 No.167037

>>167033

Employed man enhanced by Dextroamphetamine, Marijuana and Emu Exports

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 No.167038

>>167037

who still lives with his mummy

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 No.167039

>>167038

who is not disappointed in her special little man

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 No.167040

>>167038

He's the ruler of the NEET cave and the emu cave territory.

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 No.167041

>>167040

the Emu Caliphate

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 No.167042

>>167041

There are indeed many internal and external wars

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 No.167043

might have a nap neets

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 No.167044

>>167043

Have a nap and a wank

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 No.167045

>>167044

Maybe I can conjure up a wet dream and kill two birds with one stone

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 No.167046

>>167045

Unlikely unless you're not wanking frequently enough. I haven't had one since my early teens.

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 No.167047

File: 1b0e507c3deef84⋯.jpg (299.41 KB,678x1200,113:200,chippies.jpg)

Speaking of NEETtreats I would definitely give these the thumbs up.

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 No.167048

>>167026

post pics

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 No.167049

Quiet Sunday arvo on the gen

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 No.167050

>>167047

Those look pretty good.

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 No.167051

>>167049

I'm sick

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 No.167052

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ever heard this one NK?

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 No.167053

>>167052

he made it

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 No.167054

>>167052

Abocore has been posted here before

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 No.167055

>>167054

Please, the term 'Abo' is considered offensive and outdated. The appropriate term is 'Boongcore'

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 No.167056

submitted my assignment NEETs its pretty bad. hopefully i get a pass mark.

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 No.167057

>>167052

Arousing, Generic but still angry enough to entertain. They should build a whole band of racists, have a black nationalist a nazi a mexican and an imperial jap.

A band of cunts taking turns calling for death camps and extermination would be amazing.

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 No.167058

File: 17be869309fbcda⋯.png (1.44 MB,857x645,857:645,bees.png)

File: a3f0ea647dc08ff⋯.png (746.64 KB,491x635,491:635,maggie.png)

File: 14676db343587e4⋯.png (1.07 MB,861x643,861:643,scrub.png)

File: c020d54bbfbc832⋯.png (1.24 MB,867x643,867:643,shelter.png)

File: cc8785cf36b0c41⋯.png (1.03 MB,859x655,859:655,swimming doggo.png)

Back from taking the dog out. There were lots of people out. One lady came up to me and pet my dog, she was wearing a floral dress, had no shoes on, a nose piercing and smelt like moscato. Was hot. Her kids pet my dog too and she said it was cool. I presume it was her dad but a much older gentleman with a handlebar mo was there with the stockade on his tshirt. I could tell they were good, real south aussies. They are getting hard to find these days.

Then when I was walking with doggo I let him have a play with some other guys dog, I thought it was funny that his name was denzel as it was a big, black poodle.

My dog is scared of water, for no apparent reason, anyway he ran off to the water and I think he was trying to get a drink and fell in. I found him up to his shoulders in it.

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 No.167059

>>167058

Oh, yeah. The fourth pic - someone made an unna house.

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 No.167060

>>167056

what do you study?

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 No.167061

File: 0dfd9c441d1e217⋯.jpg (42.27 KB,366x328,183:164,13446f642ee905f5b8b950b648….jpg)

>>167055

>Please, the term 'Abo' is considered offensive and outdated.

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 No.167062

>>167060

business

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 No.167063

>>167062

lol

Every business owner needs that.

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 No.167064

>>167058

beautiful pics, I'll post a few of mine from a week or so ago. it is nice to get out every now and then.

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 No.167065

>>167058

Bright as fuck out, uv 10000%

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 No.167066

>>167064

Cheers, yeah that'd be cool.

>>167065

Yeah, it's a lovely day.

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 No.167067

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 No.167068

>>167067

>Date Listed:5 minutes ago

was this you

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 No.167069

>>167068

Probably not a bad idea to advertise that stuff here

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 No.167070

>>167068

They call me SS waffen Gordon

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 No.167071

How do you NEETs handle the constant lower back pain?

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 No.167072

File: 9d9f271a92128cf⋯.jpg (24.73 KB,500x300,5:3,hhimmler Car SS1 License P….jpg)

File: 9c12a5a42539ea5⋯.jpg (105.23 KB,560x818,280:409,custom.jpg)

>>167070

How about a matching car and number plates, to complete the look?

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 No.167073

>>167070

Gordon Cruise

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 No.167074

File: 670eecf99b66411⋯.jpg (705.73 KB,964x1486,482:743,7fade14ca45f48d353a01873a2….jpg)

>>167067

That's not even far away from me, I would actually buy them if I was not trying to save money.

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 No.167075

>>167074

you might get to meet Cruisey

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 No.167076

>>167071

Codeine and radox

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 No.167077

>>167075

>>167073

You have me confused with someone else.

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 No.167078

>>167077

Cruisey I know you're the one selling those photos, don't lie to me unless it's possum

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 No.167079

But if I was Gordon Cruise I would make sure you all know the price is non negotiable.

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 No.167080

File: 2ce0bcd5e5cd23f⋯.jpg (32.54 KB,960x596,240:149,b2ec0178420ce6acf44477dee0….jpg)

10 days left sober NEETs

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 No.167081

>>167079

I wish you were Gordon Cruise

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 No.167082

File: 493f3aec1cdc74b⋯.png (284.63 KB,340x543,340:543,iast.png)

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 No.167083

>>167080

Can't wait for No Goon November to begin

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 No.167084

File: d1f2e215a3f625d⋯.jpg (13.28 KB,253x255,253:255,865d27824516df2fc392dd19d0….jpg)

>>167083

Oh Craig!

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 No.167085

File: 6b73992a4909c0b⋯.jpg (67.91 KB,960x596,240:149,Dan's grip.jpg)

>>167080

Totally worth the effort

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 No.167086

NEET November - who can be the laziest, drunkest and smelliest NEET.

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 No.167087

File: 5c7c2c373107769⋯.jpg (1.46 MB,3456x4608,3:4,2018-10-21 14.57.12.jpg)

Giving the floors a good ol mop

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 No.167088

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 No.167089

>>167085

If he's australian, why does he have a steering wheel on the left side of the car?

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 No.167090

>>167088

I was going to put my money on NK, but not now >>167087

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 No.167091

>>167087

Is that a bottle of dexies I spy?

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 No.167092

>>167085

Thank you

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 No.167093

File: ab3c434b5d4f71e⋯.jpg (502.61 KB,1791x1384,1791:1384,1492395452001.jpg)

NK you are making good progress.

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 No.167094

>>167087

Did you ever sort those shelves they looked a little messy in the goon picture this weekend?

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 No.167095

File: 408727003d52d67⋯.png (191.53 KB,960x596,240:149,NK's eternal pursuit.png)

A more appropriate edit.

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 No.167096

>>167087

The dexies have made you a new man.

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 No.167097

>>167095

The hand still fitting in is a nice touch

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 No.167098

>>167095

Thank you very much, a picture for both the Dan and NK folder.

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 No.167099

>>167098

I was going to change Dan to Craig for that one but lazy.

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 No.167100

>>167097

That isn't his hand.

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 No.167101

>>167099

We really need a meme of Dan using his iron bar on NK

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 No.167102

>>167085

Wonderful

>>167095

UNNA

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 No.167103

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>167101

I'm not good enough to turn this into Dan.

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 No.167104

>>167094

I moved some things around and realised there was nowhere to put them so I gave up

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 No.167105

Dan raped me when I was young

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 No.167106

TBQH I'm concerned about the amount of unironically pro-craig posting by younger neets. The ausneets department of memetic warfare may have to take action.

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 No.167107

>>167106

The council is already looking into the issue.

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 No.167108

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Were these really gay 10s? The band was designed to appeal to the most popular gay fetishes of the time.

Only the leather/chains one and the native american qualify as Chads, IMO.

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 No.167109

>>167105

Did it turn you into a boong?

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 No.167110

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 No.167111

File: 75fd7ca756d30db⋯.jpg (327.53 KB,1162x800,581:400,60a17ac6d95d6eda3d7855b09e….jpg)

>>167101

A quick and sloppy job but I tried

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 No.167112

>>167106

>>167107

Dan is a bad man.

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 No.167113

>>167108

IIRC only one was a homo

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 No.167114

>>167111

The Gen has been very, very generous with the OC tonight

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 No.167115

File: 1fb39d927dccaf6⋯.jpg (52.95 KB,650x367,650:367,priyanka-lilly.jpg)

OMG he is just gorgeous.

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 No.167116

>>167111

An instant classic. Good work, neet.

>>167114

We could do a The Chad Dan vs The Virgin Craig

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 No.167117

File: 7655d998cb65887⋯.jpg (231.43 KB,1200x800,3:2,20180203232901_page005.jpg)

Hi ladies, you having a good night?

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 No.167118

File: c8369ab2a4b7122⋯.jpg (46.84 KB,895x503,895:503,coupleflirtingbarmain_7152….jpg)

Let me tell you a secret.

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 No.167119

>>167116

>The Virgin Craig

* Paid less than the minimum award wage. Nobody who even works there remembers his name.

>The Chad Dan

* Owns a vast national empire of stores literally named after him

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 No.167120

File: 8cee503e940c796⋯.jpg (88.14 KB,424x403,424:403,atitudes-que-todo-homem-de….jpg)

Ha, you're pretty funny but I think your friend and I have already made plans..

Well, it's up to her if you.. I mean, if you're not doing anything?

I've got a condo if you want to come.

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 No.167121

File: 1f25601d4b89a76⋯.jpg (65.1 KB,866x487,866:487,superwoman-returns1-866x48….jpg)

WTF did she just invite herself to go with us?

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 No.167122

>>167106

I agree. I hope the younger neets aren't unironically believing its ok to drink cask wine every night. They are still young with the opportunity to avoid real neetdom or dead end wagiedom, it would be tragic for an overshilled meme to ruin that.

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 No.167123

>>167122

Hopefully all the monsters they drink give them enough energy to get a move on.

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 No.167124

>>167122

NEETdom is the future

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 No.167125

File: 42d643e82ea6310⋯.jpg (554.95 KB,1632x1224,4:3,42d643e82ea63108b623d8aeed….jpg)

>>167122

>its ok to drink cask wine every night.

It actually is

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 No.167126

>>167119

>The Virgin Craig

* Stores are routinely the site of shoplifting, theft and rape

>The Chad Dan

* Keeps order with an iron bar

>*

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 No.167127

>>167126

I like it.

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 No.167128

I bought a pack of mints. Not sure how to feel about this.

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 No.167129

>>167128

Have a mint

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 No.167130

>>167129

I'm having a mint and some darrel lea licorice bullets.

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 No.167131

>>167130

Do you smoke, is this why you feel unsure?

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 No.167132

>lasagna

>serves 10

we'll see

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 No.167133

Goin to see old mate Craig

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 No.167134

>>167132

An Executive would still have room for dessert

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 No.167135

>>167132

just draw a dot between the 1 and the 0

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 No.167136

>>167133

Are you out of booze already?

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 No.167137

I used to hate sunday nights so much when I was a wagie, now I love em, the neighbourhood is quiet and tomorrow no one will be around apart from a few people, peace for another 5 days

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 No.167138

I wish cruisey missus didn't have a side nigga

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 No.167139

6 carlton zeros for $10.

Now to make a plan for the future.

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 No.167140

New thread in 30. Actually heed the warning this time.

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 No.167141

>>167140

very ominous

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 No.167142

>>167139

Just had a six pack of boags light beers

Think it's a good compromise

Why are you drinking zero alcohol beer?

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 No.167143

>>167138

Don't be facetious.

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 No.167144

>havent smoked weed in a week

>working a job i like ($450 a week part time)

>get a dj gig for a 25th on saturday night

>i get free coke and drinks during the night

>dj goes well

>a 21 year old girl asks where she can follow me on social media, get her number too no reply

>cry about my ex on the drive home

>do fuck all today

>tfw depressed

man fuck this shit.

I dont even know what to do, or why i even want to post this shit up online.

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 No.167145

File: d6743741ce5c01a⋯.jpg (112.67 KB,768x960,4:5,Hot_937294_6260827.jpg)

>>167142

I had one last weekend, as much as I know its just flavoured water it was still a little nice to be able to roleplay like I'm drinking beer. It's helping me to relax a little bit, just did that ever so familiar and satisfying walk to the fridge then grabbing the magnetic bottle opener.

I'm feeling much calmer than I was earlier today and yesterday when I was all but ready to throw up from anxiety. Cleaned my desk, my room, and put on some big boy clothes to go down to Craigs. Now calmly planning the week to come. A comfortable evening, a sigh of relief after an emotionally chaotic week. Can't forget to slow down and have some alone time, went for a nice late sunset cruise, no music, no chaotic driving, just focusing on the high definition view out of my newly cleaned windscreen.

Can't forget to take some time out.

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 No.167146

>>167144

are you the neet with the ex wife

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 No.167147

>>167145

Late arvo/night cruise is always comfy.

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 No.167148

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 No.167149

>>167144

You didn't cry to her on the way home did you?

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 No.167150

>>167145

Did it work in any sort of placebo effect?

When I have a beer, I don'tr drink often and not beer, as soon as it touches my tongue I sometimes get a funny light headed buzz.

Good on you for doing all that shit though.

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 No.167151

>>167147

I probably should go on a cruise sometime soon, maybe to the coast

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 No.167152

>>167080

If this month has taught me anything, it's that I am more dependent on alcohol than I thought.

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 No.167153

>>167150

Well since beer is weaker it takes longer to get off so a zero beer can make you pretend about the pre tipsiness

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 No.167154

File: 3caa17fe77aff9f⋯.png (19.45 KB,219x255,73:85,655c00c90ef71b4edb5debf890….png)

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 No.167156

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 No.167157

>>167156

fugg too early

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 No.167163

>>167157

He did not format it correctly.

I have one written already.

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 No.167166

>>167163

FUCK I FORGOT THE HYPHEN, WHY AM I SO SHIT

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 No.167168

You are all already posting in it.

…I had a nice gen.

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 No.167169

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>mum's on her Sunday night spergout about cleaning and tidying the house

>I'm trying to relax from a long wagecucking session yesterday and a full week of university ahead of me

>she literally screeches and starts nagging every time I take a beer from the fridge

>I'm now sneaking them under my pyjamas

>stress level: 99%

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 No.167171

>>167168

I'll talk to you NEET, we need to find some way to fill this one out

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 No.167172

>>167169

do what NK does and have a goon cave

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 No.167173

>>167168

The formatting can probably be edited to be better

Please do use yours again in the future though

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 No.167175

>>167166

No hyphen, not capitals, no question mark after the question and no space before the 'OLD'

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 No.167176

>>167169

Do you think walking around with a massive can shaped erection will make her suspicious?

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 No.167177

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 No.167178

Bum gash

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 No.167179

Bum rash

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