/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

first for the eternal reich

>>167158

sup hans

Bit disappointed that we didn't get to 222 on the 22nd

>>167159

nuthn much, have to work on a presentation but am unsure if I should wank first

>>167160

21+1+0=22

>>167161

oh shit it actually is you, also have a goon It's oktoberfest

>>167162

thank you for saving the day big brained math neet

>>167164

who am I actually?

>>167170

Hans

>>167179

>>167178

how

>>167174

I don't think that's Hans

>>167180

bum rash spreads faster than you can imagine.

>>167180

Bum flash

>>167181

oh, why do we lose our most promising NEETs

I don't like that pepe

>>167181

there was a german poster named hans here? And I thought it was a joke lel

>>167184

I dunno, I haven't seen Hans in a very long time.

>>167185

He doesn't like you either

>>167180

>>167183

I have bum flash

>>167190

Very nice, I look forward to it being used for #2222

>>167190

I like this pepe

Will we get to #300 by the end of the year?

>>167146

no im beet neet

>>167149

na just driving and crying

fuck this gen is depressing tonight

Will we still be here for #10,000

Sex datin in your city http://sexgirl.pw

>>167193

There are only 71 days left in the year so I sure hope we don't

>>167195

I don't think so but I didn't expect us to get close to 500 either

>>167188

I'm sorry

Nice sunny warm day tomorrow, might ride the moto to work and zip past the rest of the normies in their wheeled cages.

>>167198

You just watch yourself! We're wanted men. I have the ban sentence on 12 image boards!

>tfw listless

>>167190

pretty good actually

>>167196

Oh wow, will I meet John there

>>167201

Nothing stopping you opening that notepad document neeto

>>167200

I'll be careful then

What is the plan for the week NEETs?

Mine is:

Go to the doctor about back pain

Wake up at 5:30 as often as possible

Exercise 4 days

Enroll in next semester of uni

Decide on the phone I want to buy soon

Start a programming project

>>167194

>fuck this gen is depressing tonight

I've found that for the majority of the time, the Gen is the same. It is us that change.

>>167206

>fr*gs

Nofun?

>>167207

Just work, nothing exciting.

>>167209

I think that poster is a fag

>>167212

This is you.

>>167213

It is me, looking at me, looking back at me and wondering if it is indeed me

>>167207

thats a whole lot of things to do. You sure you can manage that?

>>167214

Only two of those are. One of them is the mirror.

>>167216

But alas, I do not know which one is truly me, and which one is the mirror

>>167219

your gut almost overtook the picture

>>167219

Noice

>>167220

big boy

>>167209

I have been called that yes…

>>167211

No I'm not!

>>167207

I've got to check the post officer for a letter from the psychiatrist and I'm starting weight training again, I have been doing body weight for a while instead.

>>167225

That was never my board. My board is https://8ch.net/emm/index.html

>>167219

That looks like a full 2kg of lasagna. What brand?

>>167230

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>167230

Good night.

>>167227

I remember that one. It is you.

How have you been?

For all you newer NEETs, nofun was on /aus/ at the inception of The Council and was the notorious 7th member.

>>167232

Nice. The best supermarket brand I've tried is latina from coles, but I've never tried the aldi ones. $10 is pretty cheap for 2kg of lasagna

>>167226

Good work.

>>167236

They have another brand there that is more expensive but isn't as good and doesn't come in an alfoil tray so it's a hassle getting it out.

I think this one is good, pretty sure I would've tried the coles one but I can't remember it.

>>167235

If the 7th member has returned, that means the prophecies are coming true.

>>167235

Is it really so difficult for a man to love frog memes, fascism and cartoon pictures of girls who look like they're 12?

>>167239

NK has been keeping her seat nice and warm and wet

>>167240

He is only capable of two.

>>167245

You have posted here many times, I remember that keypad.

>>167245

That's a boongs computer

sex dating in your city http://sexgirl.pw

>>167247

Your butthole is a boongs computer

Did LasagnaNEET manage to finish the whole tray of lasagna yet? He's had long enough.

>>167248

Is this one of you because this is the second time. I thought it was some sort of joke.

Speak now or be banned.

>>167251

Im sarry, just lashing out from the lonely.

nothing going on on voat or even poal.

Wagey sad

>>167250

Nah, I saved some for lunch tomorrow.

>>167254

I don't get what he's on about either

>>167227

>Erotic Mystical Musings

Sensual Aborigine Chanting

>>167252

I've seen this posted on /v/ too, I think it's an Israeli bot

>>167259

I banned him and got wood from it.

>>167258

Selemat Tidur Ibu Monk

>>167260

very good

>>167259

I wonder who could be behind-

>an Israeli bot

oh, that makes it easy then.

>>167255

C'mon m8, finish it all. You can do it!

>>167264

>Straussian esoteric reading

>>167264

there is many three word phrases like

>Big Abo Poo

>Large Aboriginal Orgy

>Traditional Aboriginal Rape

>Consensual UNNA Experience

>Emu Drinking Boong

>>167207

Work a lot and finish a book or two

>>167268

Gonna drink some energy drinks and post frogs.

>>167271

I will probably be joining you on both counts friend neet

>>167114

>>167116

Thank you

>>167169

>>167172

Or an esky like me

>>167192

So do I

>>167274

The third one has the NK stare down pat.

>>167258

That's a boong tree

>>167272

Good most of these crypto-normies will be reporting for duty to mr shekelstein, leaving the gen underpopulated.

Get hot gin pussy in your area now!

www.aboriginalsexfinder.com.au

>>167279

night blu-fish

>>167279

good night lesbian fish

>>167273

The more I stare at this frog, the more metaphorical it becomes.

what a racist

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-21/meghan-markle-pulls-out-of-official-engagements-on-fraser-island/10402190

>>167282

Aposematic SJW piscis

>>167207

Make plans for next week

>>167288

wai? Its just another shitskin savage that hates you?

>>167270

There is now

>>167186

It's a oz with a vpn..

>>167283

The second ones facial hair would feel nice against my balls

>>167290

Read Where's wally

>>167293

That hepatitis really soothes the foreskin

>>167296

>www.aboriginalsexfinder.com.au

>>167298

fucking embarrassing

>>167298

They aren't even human. I prefer not to have to see them or even acknowledge that they exist. It is better that I never have to think about them at all and then I will forget about them.

>>167301

Quite a few are good welders and boilermakers, i work with a few who i didn't even realize were boongs until they told me, i just thought they were islanders.

Its the Primitive elders and "Traditional" types that we need to get rid of. The militant nationalist abos i know are some funny guys, i really enjoy it when they end up yelling at sjw types "Get fucked, colonialism is great"

It really warms the heart

>>167302

They would be at least half white.

I don't think it is the elders that are the problem, it's the white people humouring them and encouraging them. Most aboriginals probably don't care when Australia day is or what the Anthem is, it's white people that make these things an issue.

>>167303

It seems that western civilization is a temptation that is fairly effective at pulling them out of the communities and getting them to participate. Its only in the far north where you meet guys who openly condemn the white mans way. But those independent colonies are not a problem, they wont even let us build roads and electricity poles out to them, let alone drown them in welfare.

Elders defiantly are a significant problem, not necessarily for the aboriginals, but exactly as you say, for the white lunatics who want to build shrines to them.

>>167245

specs and where did you get it done?

Im getting a new one in the next month

>>167304

I will always acknowledge Craig posts

Dan is the one true liquor merchant, all others are heretics.

I was made to do a six month online course on warehousing, it's so dumb and simple that it's actually insulting. And there is six months of it. Ahh well, it only takes half an hour a week and it gets me out of WFD.

Sleepy time. Night Night NEETs

Morning all.

Was very flat yesterday. Today feels like it is going to be much the same.

>>167317

Don't you cunts have supermarkets?

>>167317

>first time I go outside other than walking down the street to go to the restaurant right besides my house in 6 years

You are worse than those you condemn.

Niggers and Jews are leagues ahead.

>>167218

Were you released early on a good behaviour bond?

>>167319

I've listened to it twice, very nice.

>>167321

Morning

Morning neets. I had garlic bread for dinner last night, my stomach was so upset by all the garlic I couldn't sleep properly. From now on, garlic bread is a breakfast only meal.

Morning

>>167328

Don't do that, I had some garlic bread for Saturday breakfast and by nightfall got sick

>>167317

I wouldn't trust a Brazilian with my eggs tbh

>>167325

>>167327

>>167328

>>167329

Morning

>>167303

>>167305

Shouldn't we attempt to conserve the abo culture and race since its dying out thanks mainly to pro-race mixing liberals and all

>>167332

How do you do

>>167330

>>167328

So when is the right time to eat garlic bread?

>>167335

>>167335

I mean in a conservational sense, ie we need to introduce boong enclosures in our schools since there is about only 80,000 full boongs left which means they're endangered

>>167338

I meant to say zoos not schools though the latter would be funny for another reason

>>167337

Lunch

>>167335

All people deserve to remain untarnished, to practice their own traditions and customs on their own land.

My issue is that they want it both ways, you can't have western amenities and be traditional.

>>167340

Do we kill off the rhinos because they're dumb, no they're still important in a few senses, and with the boong keeping them alive would be a great way to collect scientific data on how such a being developed

>>167339

When I was a kid I lived in a very remote place and there was a 'black' class. That's what everyone including the teachers and the blacks called it.

Segregation is illegal but apparently if safety is at risk then it is ok.

We had some blacks in among our classes. There was one abo who hated the blacks more than any of us who was in the white classes. The blacks from the reserve got $5 a day to go to school which was the main reason why a lot of us hated them, we were all poor kids of doll bludgeoners.

>>167345

If you're saying that watching boongs clang sticks together at a zoo doesn't sound fun then you're a brainlet yourself

>>167348

But its the missing link

>>167346

Should of went blackface to get some gibs

>naive city NEETs tell people about bush blacks.

>>167351

I used to live rural, I knew a boong family, I very rarely see boings IRL and if I do I laugh because they're an IRL meme like Dan Murphy

>>167323

You know that's bullshit you fag.

>>167334

Very well good sir, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to wrench on cars for 7 hours.

>>167354

How's the asian GF?

>>167355

Doing good.

>>167357

Why is Karen's school devoid of all other students except those three?

>>167353

He's a pedo that wants to fuck his grandma

>>167359

To be fair, we haven't seen said grandma. She might be hot.

Good morning NEETs.

I finish exams on the 23rd of November then i have work break starting the 21st of December. Not long. Hopefully i can get my P's next year and my Degree and then i can move out. i doesnt really make sense you i am posting this but i just needed to write it down.

The good ship ragamuffin

>>167362

You'd need to spoiler a picture of the good ship Venus.

>>167361

Good luck, you'll be right.

>>167361

#hardwork #dedication

Rearing to go. Gave a good one NEETs. A new week is upon us filled with unexplored opportunities. Make the most of it.

For fuck sake. I added a new alarm on my phone at around 6:20, I've just woken up properly at 8:45.

Fuck Mondays and fuck wageing

>>167365

Thanks NEET but there is No need to narky about it. I am trying my hardest to move out. I feel like I will have more control over my life when I achieve those things.

Im going start getting up at 5am and doing work out sessions

>>167369

Are you mocking me cunt

I have to do a week's worth of banjo practice tonight.

>>167371

Good morning or night, what have you written on the paper?

>>167374

Draw her naked.

I am feeling quite calm today. I am quite embarrassed about my poor performance and crippling anxiety on the weekend that I could have avoided.

Nearly 11pm on the 21th, cousin didn't leave. I don't want to ask "didn't you say you were going to Rio today?" because that would suggest I want her to leave, but now I don't know when she'll leave and she might pick up or suspect my NEETness since I have been home for as long as she has been around.

>>167379

Are you embarrassed about being a NEET?

>>167378

>I am quite embarrassed about my poor performance and crippling anxiety on the weekend that I could have avoided.

This is why you need dick pills.

>>167379

Tell her you took leave while she was here. Then tell her to get the fuck out of the house.

>>167328

I figured out what happened to that garlic bread I lost. Or, well, I still don't know what happened but I was cleaning my bedroom yesterday and I found it stuffed under my bed without any packaging. Mystery partially solved.

>>167313

Good work neet. Nursing is a cruisy degree and you'll be employable after your first year of study. It's all uphill from here.

>>167383

That must have been one hell of a bender.

23 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a nice breakfast of eggs on toast then just fucked around online, I feel like garbage though, might go for a walk

I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

>>167387

What happened, matey?

>>167388

Don't know exactly, I guess it's just reading /r9k/ things and seeing the degenerate shit women do in real life that proves what they say, just the whole conceitedness that they have in being complete fucking whores, the way they spread their ideology of being whores to younger girls so that they too grow up to be the same it's all so disgusting

>>167390

two things you need to do, stop reading chan boards and believing they have all your answers, get out into the real world and you might meet a few women who are nothing like the ones you have been reading about, and stop being so judgemental

>>167390

Good NEET let the hate follow through you

Oi! Wanker!

>>167395

yeah?

>>167395

>>167394

It's pretty well drawn, although a bit young…

I just moved my corolla down the driveway like 3 meters and turned it off. Tried turning it on again today and it sounds like its flooded. Any mechanic neets here? What do i do to fix it

>>167396

Whilst I dislike the memeification of this image, I do like the way they have done the quadruple arms. Pretty much every other time they are just arms sticking out from the chest with no muscles to support them, these image shows them with their own shoulders, lats chest muscles etc.

>>167399

She's actually 23.

>>167391

Maybe it is what I need to do, but so far the whole >get out into the real world thing I feel has led me to more see what I have been reading about rather than disproving it, I try to be as least judgemental as possible otherwise in my thinking

>>167394

I think that you are right, I've stopped going on /pol/ and /r9k/ of late because it just does nothing but make me mad at shit I have little control over, this board is so fucking comfy though and I've been here for just over a year now so not leaving, isolating myself and not giving a shit about anyone or anything is something worrying that I've been developing for a while now, I don't know how exactly to deal with it though, thanks for your advice NEETs nonetheless

>>167400

Shire would know best.

How old is it though that it's not EFI?

>>167402

I like the Southern variety. 2 whole packs?

>>167405

> not EFI

Nevermind, just read the Corolla guide on CarSales. Still using carbies until 92 or so.

>>167406

16 tendies in total. I don't want to check the calorie count.

Good afternoon wagedodgers.

>>167400

Hmmm hard to know, when was the last time it was started/worked?

>>167410

Well the good news is it's not flooded because it's EFI, sounds like it might be something else that is fuel related though.

goon afternoon

>>167411

Is there such a thing as EFI choke "mode" if that makes sense? And the short roll not resetting things?

Re short rides in car:

https://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/2305498

>>167414

is whirlpool just an australian forum?

>>167415

Supposed to be, but who knows these days.

>>167415

it's an australian boomer forum

nasty infected shit

just push the throttle all the way in and crank the engine for about 20-30 seconds if it's flooded that should sort it, will also work with EFI

>>167417

There are also a bunch of 20 year olds all on six figure salaries and all with above average penises.

>>167419

>>167414

cheers

>>167420

so lying 30 yo boomers

>>167413

No choke on EFI's, it's all computer controlled, I'd just try pumping the throttle while cranking it.

>>167422

Lots of liars, yes.

>>167414

As a mechanic, reading this gave me cancer.

>>167425

Yeah, I'm the same reading security and cryptography stuff.

Next time you want to move the car 3 meters, just straddle the driver's seat with one leg out and roll it back.

>>167423

from my understanding when you hold the throttle wide open on efi engines while you crank it you are telling the computer that the engine is flooded and it cuts the fuel flow

>>167426

>cryptography

Is that the art of photographing mythical creatures

>>167428

No, it's near impossible to flood an efi engine.

>>167429

Yes.

You wouldn't think the author of the Sherlock Holmes would fall for such bullshit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

hello neet gen my old friend

ive come to lerk with you again

now the wagie boss has fireed meee

i will be posting while wagie's sleeping

i thought I'd last longer but i pissed off the boss almost from week 1… and i hid my power level so well too.

>>167432

Which NEET are you?

>>167432

Oh dear

>>167431

he just wanted to believe, no bully

>>167432

You better not be Monk.

>>167436

he's not talking in Bahasa Indonesia so I doubt it

>>167433

>>167434

My money is on John

>>167432

did you do a shit on his desk?

>>167432

>and i hid my power level so well too

Is that why you got sacked? did he find out you were a le ebin redpill matrix man?

>>167433

im anon. just another weebneet. I'm not really famous… or if i am idk what for.

i was confused with cheesy when i first got this job

i guess I'm the one who posted long science posts?

>>167439

If its John then he did worse much worse

>>167440

Again if it's John it means he told his boss He's going to faggot rape him

>>167442

is that really worst then shitting on a desk?

>>167441

Were you the guy trying to build his own brain scanner?

>>167440

no i just asked the boys to please turn down the radio and I'm the rude guy who doesn't work that fast so boss just up and sacked me later that day when he heard about it.

>>167445

Were you on probabtion?

If not, that's unfair dismissal.

>>167444

yeah. i decided the tech is a bit primitive and I'm a brain let anyway so focused on my job. maybe I'll go back to it later if i don't get kicked out of home.

>>167443

yes because John is a bad man

>>167446

i don't remember if it's been 3 months or not but I've been writing my hours under the 3 month new employee pay scale. i think this pay check might've been my 6th fortnight

>>167449

Did he at least give you a reason?

>>167445

>turn down the radio

mate don't be "that" guy

>>167446

does casual count as probation?

>>167452

iirc casual means you can be sacked at anytime with no warning, also means you can fuck off without warning too

>>167450

boss just told me through my manager who I'm kinda friends with

i guess the reason was I'm slow and rude

once early on the boss came to tell me to work faster and got flustered when i didn't take my earphones of fast enough. i thought he was going to fire me then and there but he waited months until today.

>>167454

Are you aware you're doing these things to upset people?

>>167455

no? what? is that a typo?

>>167456

what he means is, are you aware you were being a dickhead to others

>>167456

I mean things like being rude and not taking your headphones off etc

>>167456

In fact you almost answered my question with this response. You have some form of autism.

>>167458

it was the first time i used headphones and the last. i can't recall any time i was rude and didn't apologize

>>167459

probably. but two other staff too imo

got the car working thanks neets

>>167461

Good stuff

>>167460

how often were you rude

>sacked for autisms

Could probably sue them tbh.

>>167461

What did you do in the end?

I do like when NEETs try and help each other.

>>167463

idk. if i was as rude as the guy i didn't like it could've been all the time. i don't think it was though. no one ever tells me when I'm being rude

>>167464

What happened to the neet who shit on his manager's desk and had the cops called?

>>167467

He's currently behind Joondalup Dan's in the Dumpsters looking for his next victim

>>167467

Is there even an actual law concerning where you can do a poo?

>>167470

It's me, Weebbeer paNEET.

>>167469

yes in NSW at least, you can take a poo on the railway tracks

>>167472

The Indian-Pacific and Ghan just dump the poo on the tracks, so this makes sense I guess.

ARTC own some 10,000km of track, so it's probably legal to poo just about everywhere on the tracks in Australia.

>>167469

public decency

We need a NEET party in honour of sacked autistic neet.

>>167474

That would only apply if you were seen though, right?

>>167473

no you can't, that poo is how they mark their territory

>>167402

I want to make my own, I think I could make them better than the frozen ones.

>>167432

The rotating door turns again.

>>167478

Panko and some good seasoning and herbs, don't forget

>>167480

11 secret herbs and spices

>>167481

salt, pepper, garlic, onion, msg

Back from the wageden.

We got a new member of the upper management team. He has been brought in from a completely different industry and the management think he can fix everything and are trying to point out how we don't do shit right.

>>167482

Turmeric for colour, paprika and parsley flakes

>>167483

But can he relate to spastics?

>>167484

By jingo we're nearly there!

>>167486

That boomer who puts his name in email subject field used this catchphrase the other day.

>>167486

if you like chilli add a bit of that

>>167488

The colonel's stuff has no bite, so I doubt there's chili involved.

>>167489

there is zinger

>>167486

White pepper, mustard powder

When I made that fried chicken a while back I used all of that stuff. I can't remember all of them.

>>167490

That is cayenne pepper I think.

>>167490

Yes, my friend, but this is Original Recipe (TM) we are discussing.

>>167485

No, not as well as I can.

>>167494

What happens if he is so detached from your line of work he drops an R-bomb or the like?

>>167495

He will have to face the potato army,

>>167496

Did you end up catching up with the phat assed Brit?

>>167497

She texted me the other day then I rang her and then said she had to go help her kids with something. She texted me the next day saying sorry for not calling back. I didn't reply.

She'll learn soon enough it's me or her kids.

>>167299

>>167304

>>167306

>>167318

Thank you.

>>167315

Have you ever done one of these online courses online, they seem quite pointless overall.

>>167361

Someone will probably ask you for an update on those dates.

>>167498

kids plural? she has a blown out box

>>167500

I'll just aim off centre

>>167498

Well hopefully if she is a good mother she will choose her children first

>>167502

Mate, she's met me in person. Even the best mother would find it a difficult choice.

Aboriginal anal train

>>167501

Is the nog into that?

>>167506

I hope you went and washed your hands.

>>167507

deputy BO censoring his own posts??

What do you use frozen ramen noodles for?

>>167510

Make a dildo out of them?

>>167512

Congratulations mate, you have done very well.

>>167512

Nice

>>167512

Fantastic news m8

>>167512

Nice Work NEET, Remember to wash your penis!

>>167512

Good to hear

>>167516

Washing ones penis is the key to success.

>>167518

Success is when you no longer need to.

>>167519

is that because you get someone else to do it?

Fucking centrelink man

Got a text message from some debt collector today asking me to call them "immediately" about some money I owe, was trying to figure out who I owed money too then realised I had a centrelink loan I haven't paid back after I started my job.

The first week after I started my job I walked into centrelink to try and get on a payment plan but they told me to fuck off since I was suspended for not going to a max appointment when I was at work (rang max to tell them I wasn't coming in but they were demanding to know who I worked for so told them to get fucked) so I decided to check my gov.

There's emails in my mygov account from cenno wanting the money then threatening debt collectors, they never sent me a letter or a text message and must assume that everyone checks their mygov account daily, there's no way in hell I'm dealing with a fucking debt collector again.

They've added interest to the debt and have probably fucked my credit rating too, now I have to call them somehow (the phones are closed when I finish work)

>>167521

>with a fucking debt collector again.

Have you had one before?

I remember when you missed your MAX appt, it wasn't that long ago. Surely not that much interest has accrued, especially because it's cenno.

>>167522

Had one years ago for my credit card, the bitch said I have to pay the money now and I said she was a rude cunt and hung up.

paid it eventually when I emailed them and told them I will only corrospond with them through email because I won't answer their calls

>>167521

They should have sent you a letter detailing how much you owe and then a letter warning that it's going to the debt collector if you don't set up a payment plan. If it doesn't I would go straight to the Commonwealth Ombudsman and explain how you have tried to resolve the problem and that they didn't try or give you the option to set up a payment plan with you.

>>167524

Yeah, I'll have to do it all in writing or email since I don't have the time to call any of them.

After the robo debt scandal you'd think they'd have their shit together

>>167525

They are pretty good if you contact them using online form. Just ask them to leave a message with their number of you're at work and they answer their phone pretty quickly so you can call Commonwealth Ombudsman during your lunch break.