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 No.166416 [View All]

I just opened my eyes. Couldn't you lazy NEETs do this?

OLD >>165661

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 No.167119

>>167116

>The Virgin Craig

* Paid less than the minimum award wage. Nobody who even works there remembers his name.

>The Chad Dan

* Owns a vast national empire of stores literally named after him

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 No.167120

File: 8cee503e940c796⋯.jpg (88.14 KB,424x403,424:403,atitudes-que-todo-homem-de….jpg)

Ha, you're pretty funny but I think your friend and I have already made plans..

Well, it's up to her if you.. I mean, if you're not doing anything?

I've got a condo if you want to come.

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 No.167121

File: 1f25601d4b89a76⋯.jpg (65.1 KB,866x487,866:487,superwoman-returns1-866x48….jpg)

WTF did she just invite herself to go with us?

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 No.167122

>>167106

I agree. I hope the younger neets aren't unironically believing its ok to drink cask wine every night. They are still young with the opportunity to avoid real neetdom or dead end wagiedom, it would be tragic for an overshilled meme to ruin that.

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 No.167123

>>167122

Hopefully all the monsters they drink give them enough energy to get a move on.

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 No.167124

>>167122

NEETdom is the future

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 No.167125

File: 42d643e82ea6310⋯.jpg (554.95 KB,1632x1224,4:3,42d643e82ea63108b623d8aeed….jpg)

>>167122

>its ok to drink cask wine every night.

It actually is

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 No.167126

>>167119

>The Virgin Craig

* Stores are routinely the site of shoplifting, theft and rape

>The Chad Dan

* Keeps order with an iron bar

>*

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 No.167127

>>167126

I like it.

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 No.167128

I bought a pack of mints. Not sure how to feel about this.

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 No.167129

>>167128

Have a mint

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 No.167130

>>167129

I'm having a mint and some darrel lea licorice bullets.

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 No.167131

>>167130

Do you smoke, is this why you feel unsure?

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 No.167132

>lasagna

>serves 10

we'll see

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 No.167133

Goin to see old mate Craig

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 No.167134

>>167132

An Executive would still have room for dessert

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 No.167135

>>167132

just draw a dot between the 1 and the 0

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 No.167136

>>167133

Are you out of booze already?

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 No.167137

I used to hate sunday nights so much when I was a wagie, now I love em, the neighbourhood is quiet and tomorrow no one will be around apart from a few people, peace for another 5 days

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 No.167138

I wish cruisey missus didn't have a side nigga

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 No.167139

6 carlton zeros for $10.

Now to make a plan for the future.

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 No.167140

New thread in 30. Actually heed the warning this time.

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 No.167141

>>167140

very ominous

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 No.167142

>>167139

Just had a six pack of boags light beers

Think it's a good compromise

Why are you drinking zero alcohol beer?

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 No.167143

>>167138

Don't be facetious.

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 No.167144

>havent smoked weed in a week

>working a job i like ($450 a week part time)

>get a dj gig for a 25th on saturday night

>i get free coke and drinks during the night

>dj goes well

>a 21 year old girl asks where she can follow me on social media, get her number too no reply

>cry about my ex on the drive home

>do fuck all today

>tfw depressed

man fuck this shit.

I dont even know what to do, or why i even want to post this shit up online.

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 No.167145

File: d6743741ce5c01a⋯.jpg (112.67 KB,768x960,4:5,Hot_937294_6260827.jpg)

>>167142

I had one last weekend, as much as I know its just flavoured water it was still a little nice to be able to roleplay like I'm drinking beer. It's helping me to relax a little bit, just did that ever so familiar and satisfying walk to the fridge then grabbing the magnetic bottle opener.

I'm feeling much calmer than I was earlier today and yesterday when I was all but ready to throw up from anxiety. Cleaned my desk, my room, and put on some big boy clothes to go down to Craigs. Now calmly planning the week to come. A comfortable evening, a sigh of relief after an emotionally chaotic week. Can't forget to slow down and have some alone time, went for a nice late sunset cruise, no music, no chaotic driving, just focusing on the high definition view out of my newly cleaned windscreen.

Can't forget to take some time out.

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 No.167146

>>167144

are you the neet with the ex wife

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 No.167147

>>167145

Late arvo/night cruise is always comfy.

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 No.167148

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 No.167149

>>167144

You didn't cry to her on the way home did you?

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 No.167150

>>167145

Did it work in any sort of placebo effect?

When I have a beer, I don'tr drink often and not beer, as soon as it touches my tongue I sometimes get a funny light headed buzz.

Good on you for doing all that shit though.

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 No.167151

>>167147

I probably should go on a cruise sometime soon, maybe to the coast

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 No.167152

>>167080

If this month has taught me anything, it's that I am more dependent on alcohol than I thought.

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 No.167153

>>167150

Well since beer is weaker it takes longer to get off so a zero beer can make you pretend about the pre tipsiness

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 No.167154

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 No.167156

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 No.167157

>>167156

fugg too early

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 No.167163

>>167157

He did not format it correctly.

I have one written already.

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 No.167166

>>167163

FUCK I FORGOT THE HYPHEN, WHY AM I SO SHIT

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 No.167168

You are all already posting in it.

…I had a nice gen.

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 No.167169

File: 822bd5e2eeabb71⋯.jpg (5.94 KB,194x259,194:259,elliot.jpg)

>mum's on her Sunday night spergout about cleaning and tidying the house

>I'm trying to relax from a long wagecucking session yesterday and a full week of university ahead of me

>she literally screeches and starts nagging every time I take a beer from the fridge

>I'm now sneaking them under my pyjamas

>stress level: 99%

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 No.167171

>>167168

I'll talk to you NEET, we need to find some way to fill this one out

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 No.167172

>>167169

do what NK does and have a goon cave

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 No.167173

>>167168

The formatting can probably be edited to be better

Please do use yours again in the future though

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 No.167175

>>167166

No hyphen, not capitals, no question mark after the question and no space before the 'OLD'

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 No.167176

>>167169

Do you think walking around with a massive can shaped erection will make her suspicious?

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 No.167177

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 No.167178

Bum gash

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 No.167179

Bum rash

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