NEET General #221 - Good Morning Edition NEET 10/19/18 (Fri) 21:23:04 No. 166416 [View All]
I just opened my eyes. Couldn't you lazy NEETs do this?
OLD >>165661
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:43:02 No. 167119
>>167116
>The Virgin Craig
* Paid less than the minimum award wage. Nobody who even works there remembers his name.
>The Chad Dan
* Owns a vast national empire of stores literally named after him
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:43:19 No. 167120
Ha, you're pretty funny but I think your friend and I have already made plans..
Well, it's up to her if you.. I mean, if you're not doing anything?
I've got a condo if you want to come.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:44:41 No. 167121
WTF did she just invite herself to go with us?
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:46:56 No. 167122
>>167106
I agree. I hope the younger neets aren't unironically believing its ok to drink cask wine every night. They are still young with the opportunity to avoid real neetdom or dead end wagiedom, it would be tragic for an overshilled meme to ruin that.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:48:20 No. 167123
>>167122
Hopefully all the monsters they drink give them enough energy to get a move on.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:51:01 No. 167124
>>167122
NEETdom is the future
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:54:24 No. 167125
>>167122
>its ok to drink cask wine every night.
It actually is
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:55:16 No. 167126
>>167119
>The Virgin Craig
* Stores are routinely the site of shoplifting, theft and rape
>The Chad Dan
* Keeps order with an iron bar
>*
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:55:54 No. 167127
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:58:32 No. 167128
I bought a pack of mints. Not sure how to feel about this.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 07:59:41 No. 167129
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 08:00:38 No. 167130
>>167129
I'm having a mint and some darrel lea licorice bullets.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 08:02:28 No. 167131
>>167130
Do you smoke, is this why you feel unsure?
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 08:25:14 No. 167132
>lasagna
>serves 10
we'll see
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 08:28:41 No. 167133
Goin to see old mate Craig
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 08:30:57 No. 167134
>>167132
An Executive would still have room for dessert
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 08:33:50 No. 167135
>>167132
just draw a dot between the 1 and the 0
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 08:49:15 No. 167136
>>167133
Are you out of booze already?
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 08:51:19 No. 167137
I used to hate sunday nights so much when I was a wagie, now I love em, the neighbourhood is quiet and tomorrow no one will be around apart from a few people, peace for another 5 days
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:04:13 No. 167138
I wish cruisey missus didn't have a side nigga
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:08:23 No. 167139
6 carlton zeros for $10.
Now to make a plan for the future.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:08:40 No. 167140
New thread in 30. Actually heed the warning this time.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:08:57 No. 167141
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:20:38 No. 167142
>>167139
Just had a six pack of boags light beers
Think it's a good compromise
Why are you drinking zero alcohol beer?
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:22:45 No. 167143
>>167138
Don't be facetious.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:27:39 No. 167144
>havent smoked weed in a week
>working a job i like ($450 a week part time)
>get a dj gig for a 25th on saturday night
>i get free coke and drinks during the night
>dj goes well
>a 21 year old girl asks where she can follow me on social media, get her number too no reply
>cry about my ex on the drive home
>do fuck all today
>tfw depressed
man fuck this shit.
I dont even know what to do, or why i even want to post this shit up online.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:28:37 No. 167145
>>167142
I had one last weekend, as much as I know its just flavoured water it was still a little nice to be able to roleplay like I'm drinking beer. It's helping me to relax a little bit, just did that ever so familiar and satisfying walk to the fridge then grabbing the magnetic bottle opener.
I'm feeling much calmer than I was earlier today and yesterday when I was all but ready to throw up from anxiety. Cleaned my desk, my room, and put on some big boy clothes to go down to Craigs. Now calmly planning the week to come. A comfortable evening, a sigh of relief after an emotionally chaotic week. Can't forget to slow down and have some alone time, went for a nice late sunset cruise, no music, no chaotic driving, just focusing on the high definition view out of my newly cleaned windscreen.
Can't forget to take some time out.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:30:25 No. 167146
>>167144
are you the neet with the ex wife
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:30:36 No. 167147
>>167145
Late arvo/night cruise is always comfy.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:31:24 No. 167148
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:32:07 No. 167149
>>167144
You didn't cry to her on the way home did you?
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:33:55 No. 167150
>>167145
Did it work in any sort of placebo effect?
When I have a beer, I don'tr drink often and not beer, as soon as it touches my tongue I sometimes get a funny light headed buzz.
Good on you for doing all that shit though.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:34:13 No. 167151
>>167147
I probably should go on a cruise sometime soon, maybe to the coast
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:34:18 No. 167152
>>167080
If this month has taught me anything, it's that I am more dependent on alcohol than I thought.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:34:58 No. 167153
>>167150
Well since beer is weaker it takes longer to get off so a zero beer can make you pretend about the pre tipsiness
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:35:15 No. 167154
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:35:44 No. 167156
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:36:00 No. 167157
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:38:24 No. 167163
>>167157
He did not format it correctly.
I have one written already.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:39:15 No. 167166
>>167163
FUCK I FORGOT THE HYPHEN, WHY AM I SO SHIT
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:39:29 No. 167168
You are all already posting in it.
…I had a nice gen.
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:39:52 No. 167169
>mum's on her Sunday night spergout about cleaning and tidying the house
>I'm trying to relax from a long wagecucking session yesterday and a full week of university ahead of me
>she literally screeches and starts nagging every time I take a beer from the fridge
>I'm now sneaking them under my pyjamas
>stress level: 99%
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:40:09 No. 167171
>>167168
I'll talk to you NEET, we need to find some way to fill this one out
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:40:33 No. 167172
>>167169
do what NK does and have a goon cave
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:40:37 No. 167173
>>167168
The formatting can probably be edited to be better
Please do use yours again in the future though
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:40:54 No. 167175
>>167166
No hyphen, not capitals, no question mark after the question and no space before the 'OLD'
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:41:26 No. 167176
>>167169
Do you think walking around with a massive can shaped erection will make her suspicious?
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:41:27 No. 167177
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:42:10 No. 167178
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NEET 10/21/18 (Sun) 09:42:12 No. 167179
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