/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

BIG OL' TITTIES

>>133053

An excellent pepe.

>>133053

What an excellent OP.

>>133029

Good morning my friend.

Should be good.

>>132919

Blade Runner is a great game. It can be tricky to install and play on 64 bit systems. There is a German installer package that you can try if you are having problems getting it to work.

>>133070

Morning, I hope you're not one of those cyclists who get all geared up in lycra and larps as a tour de france rider.

>>133072

That is 98% of cyclists.

>>133072

>not wearing biking shorts so tight your balls are in your asscrack

>>133072

>not shaving your legs

>>133069

literally who

>>133073

A disappointing statistic.

>>133074

Gay.

>>133075

Also gay

>>133076

19 year old porn star who has the mental age of 12 after a car accident. She has a massive vagoo and does interracial porn. /pol/ is trying to save her.

>>133079

Sounds dumb

>>133079

>She has a massive vagoo

Is it like that one I saw one time that's so wrecked it's by default open enough that you can see the cervix?

>>133081

Gross

>>133079

what the fuck man

>>133081

It's not open, just really big and long.

Mornin NEETs

>>133079

>>133084

was happier not knowing that

>>133087

It is genuinely sad.

>>133084

Horrible situation.

>>133089

It also sounds like her family are poor and encouraged the work.

>>132997

Very well Pepe'd.

>>133090

Usually the case with these things.

Load number 3 is in the machine.

>>133095

Make sure you use a tissue or you will need to do more washing.

Time to uberwage, have a good day NEEToes.

>>133097

Good luck mate. have a nice day.

>>133096

And get bits of tissue stuck on my knob? I don't think so.

>>133103

Have a nice day m8. See you when you get back.

>>133105

They have ruined enough NEET lives.

>>133105

so dan's no good now?

>>133107

Remember, no Dan.

>>133107

Dan't you know?

>>133102 Shill

>>133111

I want to cum in Karen's shampoo bottle.

>>133111

Good morning Karen. You are too young to be reading here anyway.

>>133116

GIVE

>>133117

Somebody called Iskra Lawrence apparently.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/designers/what-happened-to-victorias-secret-why-women-are-ditching-the-lingerie-company-in-favour-of-more-natural-brands/news-story/602f7bdf2e4361198f22da993d4d16b6

>dropped my little brother and sister at school

>took the dog for a walk in the bush

>returned to tell my ausneets friendneet neets about the morning activities

>see that porn jew infographic

>mood ruined

Fuck whoever posted that. I'm tempted to commit a mild hate crime like letting my dog bark at my black neighbors a little longer than usual

>>133119

Do you have black neighbours?

>>133120

They live across the road. Having read that post I now have no doubt they are behind some kind of interracial porn ring.

>>133114

Good morning.

>>133102

I think I am starting to understand the 30 year old boomer meme. Times are changing so fast, people born 15 years apart are fully alienated from eachother. This meme is the reconciliation of the different mindsets, in order to get it younger people have to observe the difference between them and their (not very) older peers.

It wouldn't be a stretch to say the world has changed more in the last 20 years than the 60 before that. In many phases as well, each 3~4 years the majority's political and philosophical views change by a large degree. That means "history repeating itself" is happening faster as well, the boomer meme takes us full circle to the trends and norms of only 15-25 years ago. Old is new once again. I don't really think the white monster is of significance, just a symbol, could be anything.

>>133123

well put

>>133123

The monster drink is a marketing campaign

>>133123

>Times are changing so fast, people born 15 years apart are fully alienated from eachother.

I'm not sure it's entirely due to technological change.

I was born in 1980 and have a better grip on the workings of a computer, and electronics in general, than 99% of the whizzkids today. In fact the knowledge required now is decreased as stuff "just works".

I do find it amazing how utterly useless some of them seem to be. Many seem to be devoid of basic common sense or any real world skills.

Language skills seem to have suffered greatly. Probably a combination of shit television and bottom of the barrel teachers.

>>133127

I remember reading Monster's white brand whatever it is called was up like 18% last sales quarter or something. Meme magic.

>>133113

While i'm at it, I always appriciate the complexity of that picture. It seems to be a 40 year old suicidal wojack playing online poker at first glance. But it has lots of depth, his moniter is a crt and the reflection in it is a pink wojack implying he is losing money. He has a clock on his desk which is also somewhat uncommon these days, smartphones and computers have all but removed clocks from most rooms. The other players I can make out are 4 smug pepes and a chad, adding to the sense of isolation and despair. This picture expresses many kinds of loneliness. It is a man trying to change things surrounded by the unchanged.

>>133128

Just read up on masons, they aren't inherently bad. They are mostly a religion even if they don't admit it. I can't say they are good either but they don't rope in new members all day every day and probably wouldn't brainwash people without some merit in doing so. Most of them are very low in their hierarchy as well. They probably run a hospital so they can make some bux for their fancy flooring or something.

>>133129

>I'm not sure it's entirely due to technological change.

I agree, it is the change in people that technological change enables. Consolidation of social pressure that shifts the outliers into line, reducing the possibilities for a given group of people. Not to mention lack of belongings, in order to gain a skill like repair you need a set of tools and things to practice on. What kid wouldn't drop a stupid amount of money on an Iphone instead of some boring tools. People have to find their skills and

>shit television and bottom of the barrel teachers.

Aren't helping, and should probably be banned in the name of public health.

colleague is away today. twelfth day this month.

>>133135

Does he have mental health issues?

The fourth load is in the machine. We are reaching unprecedented territory here.

>>133137

A bachelor NEET shouldn't even have that much stuff. One load for clothes and another for bedding.

>>133137

just keep buying new shit on special from rivers you'll be able to put off laundry for a month

That dude from Lazy Town dead.

>>133140

>>133138

I don't have that many clothes but I am a bit autistic about mixing certain things. I don't like the idea of my underwear being in with the other clothes.

>>133142

it shouldn't be as big deal though

NEETs Without Borders

>>133006

>>133004

Seems to be a 50/50 split between those who played it and liked it, and those that haven't but think it looks pretty good, ey?

>>133071

Yeah there was like a 50 step process on the iso I looked at. That you can get games from 20 years ago running at all on modern systems is still pretty impressive.

>>133146

I'll admit, the shopped BLACKED poster in the background cracked a smile.

>>133146

Why would you choose be that way.

where the fuck do you buy cigarettes on a NEET budget?

bond street is like $23 now

>>133149

I can't imagine how that is doable.

Plant your own tobacco plants.

>>133149

This shit is why I quit, not because I wanted to, because I was forced to by the fucking prices

>>133150

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/pae75k/we-asked-a-tobacco-farmer-if-growing-your-own-chop-chop-is-worth-it

>After hours of psychological struggle, went to the gym, did a few bench presses, now I'm sitting at home drinking beer and eating ice cream

Y-you gotta eat plenty to bulk up and take advantage of that workout, right neets?

>>133153

>drinking beer and eating ice cream

You fucking idiot. You god damned fucking retard. You make me so fucking mad. You have to eat properly unless you want to be a basket case. It doesn't matter how much you lift if you throw it all away with poor nutrition. Eat whole foods and stop drinking beer or I will have a mental breakdown, you fucking faggot

Created an account on seekingarrangement.com just to see how many whores Adelaide had. Genuinely surprised at how many overweight and mong-looking girls there are.

Good afternoon my habibis. Anyone have some good tendies recipes they would like to share?

>>133157

Couldn't finish the first step, I don't want to be a sugar daddy or a sugar baby.

>>133157

wtf whores. Post some screen shots of the mongs on there for a lol

>>133160

anyone here see that tinder whore in NYC who staged her own little Bachelorette competition after deceptively luring dozens of thirsty dudes who had to compete for her?

>>133102

I'm up. Just 'applied' for me 20 jobs per month quota. Now it's goon time.

>>133134

10/10 crime, never would of thought to use a racoon to bypass a breath test.

>>133149

I spend way too much on darts. The only vice I have tbh.

>>133163

>18

ugly and a liar

>>133161

https://www.rt.com/usa/436427-tinder-prank-new-york/

Instagram thot, it turns out. In better times of olde, that slut would have been dragged to the local church and received many a whipping in the rectory.

>>133162

I wanted to lol but instead i now need to bleach my eyes

THE MEMBER FOR WAKEFIELD WILL LEAVE UNDER 94A

>>133171

Why are there roasties in my internet? WAITER!

I have been living off sandwiches

>>133174

if you have a nice selfie you could create a seeking arrangement account and have gentlemen buy you kfc

I LOVE LIVING IN MT. DRUITT!!!

I enjoy eating my hard boogers. Does anyNEET else?

>>133177

I like it when you think it's a hard one, but it's followed by a bunch of supple snot.

Heard another janitor talking shit about my hard work today, we may have a duel of the fates with mops and brooms soon here boys.

>>133133

>Just read up on masons, they aren't inherently bad.

They worship an ancient Mesopatanian god Baal in the higher hierarchy. Don't ask me how I know this but I suggest you research more given this.

>>133180

sharpen your broomstick and go all Vlad The Impaler on him.

Seen a streetNEET digging for ciggy butts in a bin while out uberwaging today, was rather depressing.

>>133162

>yfw you have to be a millionaire to afford this tier of roastie.

That Karen hug pillow is sounding pretty good right about now.

>>133182

He's got a ciggy-butt brain.

>>133162

Gross

>>133183

There were some model-tier girls on there as well.

None of them specify pricing, so I'd have to actually fill in my profile and attempt talking to them to find out how what sort of coin we're talking.

>>133182

Something to look forward to, when our mummybot's kick us out of home and centrelink cuts us off for life eh?

>>133180

>ancient Mesopatanian god Baal

Sounds legit. Any relation to Gozer and Zuul from ghostbusters?

>>133188

I'm sure a few mummybots have threatened NEETs with it from time to time.

>>133084

>takes a picture holding a cute teddy

>likes cute childish games

>baby face

And because of this the nitwits at /pol believe she's mentally retarded? Yeah I too am unhappy she's riding ape cock but there's nothing about her on face-level that says she's mentally challenged (though perhaps on a spiritual level like most young western women nowadays…)

>>133194

First I've heard of her.

>>133192

>Jesus

And that's why I like tennis so much. She's a 26 yr old Italian that always wears such attire because she knows we be looking.

>>132965

Good to hear man, keep us updated with all the repairs on your van.

>>133200

m8 your supposed to spoiler pictures like that, remember rule number 7

>>133196

Metoo. Currently watching Hannah have a pillow fight with Elsa Jean

>>133202

You absolute degenerate I don't mind Elsa and I sincerely hope this Hannah whore has done scenes with whites that I can jack-off too later tonight

>>133203

Now they're trying to take a shower. I hope nothing lewd happens.

>>133204

Brace yourself for the huge nigger dick that will eventually appear.

You know what'd be real fuckin' neet-o?

The ability to do small cash jobs to pick up some extra bux. Surely this must be a thing? How is it possible that the only way to make money is to sign a contract with a business which pays standardized wages every two weeks?

Fuck. I just want a hundred dollars here and there.

>>133207

Yeah it's called uber or any of the other gig jobs.

>>133207

>Fuck. I just want a hundred dollars here and there.

*unzips*

>>133208

Do you need a newish car and a full license to work for Uber NEETS?

>>133207

Buy a mower and mow boomers' lawns for $20. That or exploit your siblings online for crypto-bux.

>>133211

shire has posted this many times, yes.

JD & Dry isn't too bad.

>>133211

For taxiing you need a car thats not over 10 years old, and a car thats not over 20 years old for food delivery or a scooter, you need a full licence if you are using a car but not for a scooter or motorcycle.

>>133213

Thought it might've been different for NEETs just delivering food rather than escorting asian qts to uni and providing the australian bf experience

>>133212

>That or exploit your siblings online for crypto-bux

??

>>133216

He has corrected me, here: >>133215

https://ediblebugshop.com.au/

>>133218

Disgusting.

>>133193

She admitted to a brain injury and learning difficulties this morning in that live interview I linked to earlier.

Also seems to believe her pet lizard is a trained therapy lizard who can recognise the signs of her anxiety disorder.

>>133217

>>133215

cucked again, thanks for the info.

>>133221

Still haven't got your bigboi licence?

Ingredients : Cricket (shellfish) (99%), Garlic, chilli, salt

>>133218

Looks tasty. Saw some crickets flavored with sour cream and onion the other day, wanted to try them myself since they sounded good.

>>133216

>??

Film them undressing and sell the vid on the darknet.

>>133224

Yeah I want to try, but ones that I've caught or bred as I refuse to pay a ridiculous price for them like that website charges.

>>133225

A deplorable suggestion.

>>133226

Watched a documentary where crickets apparently have a huge problem with brain parasite worms. The worms make them drown in water for whatever reason, so be sure to fry them up good just in case if you catch any.

>>133222

I'm still on my red Ps. I sometimes take them off before I show up at uni because it seems slightly pathetic. On the other hand I'm just glad I'm no longer catching the bus with all the other streetNEETs

133333 will appear in this thread if I am not mistaken.

>>133229

Well uber is something to consider once you get a full licence, or you could get a motorbike licence and get a cheapo scooter and do a few deliveries.

>>133230

GFs for everybody! 2GFs for Weber.

>>133230

Meddling in forces beyond our comprehension can potentially curse or bless us all. Use the digits wisely, NEETs.

>>133231

kek

>>133215

>and a car thats not over 20 years old for food delivery

Thanks for that info

>>133235

Theres also a bunch of other food delivery companies, I'm not sure what their requirements are for licences and vehicles, I remember NEETKing was delivering shit for deliveroo with his old Astra and on a provisional licence.

>>133228

And poorly-cooked chicken from KFC can turn you into a vegetable. What's your point, bitch?

>>133237

>death by tendies

>>133193

You just cause you're physically deformed and retarded, doesn't mean you need to be physically deformed to be retarded

>>133240

You are a deplorable individual.

>>133237

>eating at kfc, nothing but chicken, never touch the coleslaw, still get turned into a vegetable

It's like there's no justice in the world.

>>133233

in case he rolls on one?

I had a hamburger, a battered sav, and minimum chips for tea. Drinking a bottle of red and what's left of my JD & dry cans after that.

>>133244

Sounds nice, I've got a chicken curry simmering in the slow cooker.

>>133244

Ain't no party like a >tfw fml party

>>133245

Sounds like a good meal.

>Look up Gumtree for 2nd-hand caravans after being inspired last night by CaravanNEET's posts and who said he bought his for only $1500

>Refine the 5k+ search results to 'low to highest price'

>Nothing but wanted ads from dealerships

And this sad old fuck, https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bunbury/caravans/wanted-free-caravan-with-shower-toilet-wanted/1170043476

what to get from dan tonight

>>133249

6 pack of big asahi cans

>>133244

Webster you sexy little man. How does it? Just had some fried rice with chicken wings and washing it all down with beer.

>>133250

those are nice but i'm going to need something stiffer

Won sweet fuck all on the scratches bros

>>133248

" I have no savings and no Super (Having used it all over the past 6 years for one reason or another)"

What a fucking cunt. I hope he gets bowel cancer.

>>133252

Bottle of spirits?

>>133253

Remember, compound soon NEET.

>>133248

impossible to feel sorry for him

>>133256

what kind

>>133259

>what kind

cougar

>>133255

He probably 'invested' it all into Taiwan's economy.

>>133261

Yeah. The fact he doesn't even try and make up a sob story means it has been squandered.

>>133260

That's some nasty shit, better off with Grant's or J&B's scotch whisky.

>>133263

I figured he was hard up.

>>133263

McAllister 1L

>>133264

It costs more than both my recommendations.

>>133265

That brand brings back memories of living in Nambour.

>>133251

That sounds nice.

I'm >tfw d…

Wonder if cheesey calls tahlia babe or baby

>>133269

Probably even kiss sometimes.

>>133267

What's wrong cobber?

>>133268

>baby

Thankfully she's not that young…

>>133270

Wonder if he's tumesced her yet

>>133269

She holds his cock with her mouth.

>>133273

You had to lower the tone, didn't you?

>>133272

They are saving themselves for marriage.

>>133275

Then we will have little Neets posting here

>>133276

Generational NEETdom.

>>133276

Would that make every NEET here a God-Uncle?

>>133274

You're not the only one jealous

>>133275

He's waiting for her to finish puberty

I spent all day disassembling and then reassembling my bed in a different room. I am meant to be cleaning the whole house but that was all I could manage today. I raked the driveway yesterday.

Cruisey I would appreciate if we could declare this weekend out of bounds for our outing. I need to clean this shithole up before I can have you here. I should be ready by the weekend after, and then you can pick any day you like and I will only require 24 hours notice.

Upset bowels again

>>133280

Is your house really that messy? or are you worried cruisey will not be impressed

BEN COUSINS - in court, police allege last night, Cousins had 13grams of meth inside a plastic bag, lodged in his anus. Police asked him to remove it. He agreed, but then used his hand to lodge it further, and had to be taken to Kelmscott Hospital to have it removed. @9NewsPerth

— Jerrie Demasi (@JerrieDemasi) August 22, 2018

>>133283

>Cousins had 13grams of meth inside a plastic bag, lodged in his anus.

Gay.

>>133282

My house is pretty messy. Thick layers of hair and dust all along the edges of the carpets. Bright orange growth on the shower tiles, dust on everything. I am sure Cruisey has seen worse, and he is not the judgemental sort, but I would not like this squalor to be his first impression of me.

>>133280

>declare this weekend out of bounds for our outing

They both keep pushing it away further and further….

>I need to clean this shithole up before I can have you here

Honestly unsure if you're talking about your house or your arsehole.

>>133285

>I am sure Cruisey has seen worse

He has a nigger gf, so yes he has seen worse.

>>133283

How many doses is 13g of meth?

>>133289

One if you want to ascend into godhood for a split nanosecond.

>>133283

That cunt is incorrigible

>>133291

Jesus christ, it's like 7pm.

>>133293

I'm thinking of going soon too. It's 6:20pm

Got a giant bottle of muscat. Nice stuff.

>>133294

Well 1am is early enough for a start. Buncha medieval farmers.

I wish we had gfs

>>133297

me too

i have to help a gril at work tomorrow. i'm not 100% sure who she is, so she might be alright.

>>133293

Time is irrelevant to a drunk

I went to go to Woolworths but saw someone from my past I did not want to interact with in there so I didn't go in, and instead went back to my car and drove to IGA.

Being stupid I decided to visit the Colonel before going to IGA, when I had planned to go after going to Woolworths, since it is next door.

Anyway the moral of the story is my wicked wings got cold because I spent ages in IGA because it was an unfamiliar shop and I am retarded. My day was ruined because there are so many people here I have to avoid. I had to go to IGA instead of Coles because I can only shop in Coles in the mornings because a different person I don't want to see works there in the evenings.

This is my life in 2018.

>>133298

Then I guess it is reasonable to say he had a commercial quantity.

>>133303

yeah, albeit for a guy like cuzzy whose been an addict since atleast 2010 onwards, it'd probably be a couple days worth, if that.

>>133295

A bottle of your own shit?

>>133301

That's why a microwave is an essential NEET appliance

>>133304

Really? Or are you exaggerating?

Might sit in the shower

>>133307

Will you poo in it?

>>133308

Nah just brood

>>133306

a point wouldn't even get cousins heart pumping, probably smokes upwards a gram a day easy

Get home from work, try to use the computer its broken. i guess i am getting a new computer NEETs. Any suggestions?

>>133311

>its broken

In what way m8?

>>133312

They are a bunch of old farts. Even worse than the fritz society.

>>133312

From a friends whose father was a mason for a while, I heard it was kinda wanky and cultish and more social-related then anything.

>>133131

The greatest magicians of our time are advertisers.

>>133309

A pooing brood sitting in a loo

>>133312

Good on you for wanting to join a semite cult, m8

>>133314

>Even worse than the fritz society.

I will not be your sponsor for either.

>>133315

What? like the gen?

>>133313

its a black screen except for my mouse icon which works fine.

>>133318

Imagine having to suck up to those bung fritzers for months trying to get one of them to sponsor you. No thanks.

>>133320

have you tried booting into safe mode?

>>133158

Buy them from the shop because EET

>>133319

>the gen

i dunno what you mean by the gen, but basically said it was kinda pointless and more of a circlejerk social-networking group, who did some wanky shit and made you memorize some book and stuff. basically said it was a waste of time, after all.

>>133323

i am running a diagnostic i will tell you how it goes.

>>133325

>i dunno what you mean by the gen

The NEET General mate. The Gen. Where you are right now.

Are you a FreshNEET?

>>133325

The gender spectrum, bigot

You are welcome here mate. You are not the one who posted that awful diseased vagina last night are you?

SENSUAL FISHING SHENANIGANS

>>133326

alright so apparently there is something wrong with the harddrive.

>>133312

do they really wear secret mason rings?

ruined it

>>133131

I wonder if Dan Murphey has seen a mass increase in golden oak fruity sales

>>133338

Yeah but everyone knows about them so they're not secret and you don't have to. You could also wear a pin.

>>133333

Those aren't dubs, though.

The leaf strikes again.

>>133335

It was a nice try mate.

>>133333

Those ain't dubs, I wonder what these quints will give us

>>133343

I spose gf's are more important

>>133345

Are you actually a swiss neet are there holes in you

>>133339

That is two you have ruined.

>>133349

Don't bully Tahlia

>>133342

>>133344

That's the point ya cunts

>>133347

No, and my vpn isn't either, just roll the dice and get a flag.

>>133348

They* have ruined.

>>133351

So basically Canada fucks up again, unless your Louisiana NEET then either way, fucking Frenchies

>>133350

GookdrawingNEET is the only girl here I care about now.

>>133352

Oh right, how's it going cleanstove

>>133353

You need to accept responsibility for you own failures my friend.

>>133355

CHEESY NO, YOU HAD IT ALL

>>133163

and a poet?

What are you waiting for?

>>133354

If I gotta explain the joke, the point is that the digits are far greater than just dubs.

>>133357

I am leaning the skills of management. I can pass the buck like a champion.

>>133360

So meaning we get a greater prize is it Dan

>>133361

Have you started to sexually harass your underlings yet?

>>133360

I got it m8.

>tfw blessed

>>133163

>ethnicity

>other

Good seeing she admits to being Jewish

>>133365

You see the one where a woman is vac bagged

>>133360

u shood have just let >>133334 be >>133333

>>133180

Ba'al just means Lord.

>>133367

Wew NK

>>133368

I have.

Have any of you NEETs bought from pcmarket?

>>133373

Never heard of it. I buy from PCCaseGear

>>133363

I called the support worker girl today.

I made a joke with the office staff about how she used to call me all the time.

She called back when I was in a meeting so I walked out and talked to her for 10 mins and gave her shit about how she doesn;'t ring anymore.

Just before knock off I got a text saying "I've just knocked off, will be home at 5:30 x"

>x

Ohh yeah.

I texted her back at just past 5:30 and said "was that meant for me? did I guilt trip you into talking to me again?"

I probably shouldn't make jokes without emoji's or lol's or something, she has bipolar and is sort of crazy. Maybe that's why I think she's alright.

>>133198

No, they do not tick all the boxes. They are ok but something is missing.

>>133375

Are you trying to fuck this girl?

>>133200

I'd fuck it.

>>133375

I don't like your abilities with women. Please act more NEET-like.

>>133377

No.

.

>>133380

What do those extra lines and that full stop mean?

>>133379

Thank you.

>>133381

Don't worry about it

man.

>>133383

I think you are trying to get her to want to fuck you and then you will not be able to resist her when she comes on heavy but you will tell yourself you tried.

.

>>133205

She wanted it when she moved in. I said I don't believe in it. It's a religious practice so it's only before God and fuck the legal part.

>>133384

.Um..

You shouldn't know me that well.

>>133228

Parasites scare me.

>>133240

janitorNEET will not be impressed.

>>133388

Why don't they float?

>>133390

Protein

>>133280

Calm down mate, I will give you plenty of warning but I don't care what your house is like.

Can anyone recommend some vidya I can mindlessly play while I listen to audiobooks? I'll take anything I can waste hundreds of hours in and doesn't require me to enable the audio.

>>133285

My first impression of you was like 2 years ago.

>>133392

I know you don't care what my house is like. But I am very embarrassed and shamed at the state of things here. I need to get on top of this.

>>133286

I'll be the only one pushing back

>>133394

No that is the fantasy you have in your head. The real me will be a completely different person.

>>133395

Do it for yourself if you want but my house sounds similar. I'd be ashamed for you to come here too.

>>133398

Cos of your nigger collection.

>>133397

You better at least have a pouch and a tail.

>>133400

Only girl possums have pouches.

>>133399

I keep them in the pen out back.

>>133401

I'll have to find somewhere else to put it then.

>>133402

and one in the spare bedroom

>>133402

I heard they have their own rooms and are free to watch foreign soap operas at all hours of the day.

>>133405

>>133404

She stayed in our room last night, she was not impressed when my alarm went off this morning.

>>133403

I am sure you can be accommodated.

>>133406

She should be getting up half an hour earlier than you to have your breakfast ready and your car seat warmed up.

>>133301

>someone from my past

IKTF. All that fake courage goes as soon as you see them.

>>133390

Because all poo goes to hell

>>133395

Have a goon

>>133408

Yeeeah..

She thinks about doing that stuff. She made me coffee a few times and it was crap so she doesn't do breakfast for me, plus I have a hard time eating in the morning.

Tea was ready when I came home.

Had beef stir fry thing.

>>133410

Mine floats and goes to poo heaven.

>>133407

lewd.

What's an important thing to look for in a computer monitor?

Comfy catch up has concluded.

>>133413

Only booing poo goes to heaven, you must be a boong

>>133415

An on button.

Have an aboriginal ejaculation

>>133416

I got a few more (you)s than yesterday.

.

>>133417

Ascending with the great snake.

>>133420

I dream of a world without you's

>>133420

You deserved it.

>133422

>tfw too cold for beer

>>133422

A cold and desolate world. The living would envy the dead.