/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

F I R S T

BANDA ACEH

>>137585

Winter doesn't end until Friday.

>The year is mostly over

How's gf2018 looking neets?

>>137592

An abject failure.

>>137592

Success.

>>137585

>ifunny watermarked Pepe

>>137592

Does getting a gook count?

>>137592

I hired a few gfs for 30 mins

>>137596

pepe sold out

>>137598

I drove one to quit LOL

>>137597

Yes but you should be a little bit embarrassed by it.

>>137607

I am

>>137592

Well beyond expectations.

>>137600

What did you do to her? The poor girl.

>>137592

Two NEETs decided to be unconventional and court each other instead.

>>137610

Is she just using you to get a Visa? They can be crafty.

Hmmm

>>137617

I didn't do anything as such. The traumatic experience of having to see and touch an executive caused her to re-evaluate her life choices thus far.

>>137621

Oh

>>137621

>see and touch

you forgot smell

>>137585

>ifunny watermark

For shame

>>137592

I had high hopes, but it all came tumbling down.

>>137624

Typical of a common whore, they could not appreciate the delicate aromas of an executive.

>>137621

Are you the one who got told by the whore that your breasts were bigger than hers?

>>137627

Oh dear

>>137627

They weren't bigger than hers, but she did try ridiculing them until I grabbed her belly and suggested she lose it.

>>137629

Even for a prostitute, that is not professional behavior.

>>137629

Oh dear.

>>137629

Oh my

>>137629

>not being into belly gf

>>137630

I think she thought she was being playful.

>>137633

It was only an inch or so of belly, but enough for her to be insecure when I pulled it.

>>137635

She is probably in rehab for anorexia now.

>>137635

Don't shame the executives in training.

Whats an executive

>>137638

A bigboi

>>137638

A NEET of large stature.

People often say prostitution is the oldest profession but I think it is weapon making. Can't even hunt food without a weapon. Let's all remember to keep the real oldest profession alive.

>>137641

Even scavengers were probably trading food and cave space for pussy.

>>137638

We don't take kindly to strangers round these parts

>>137644

Would grab that chubbers blubber.

>>137644

I bet her wogina smells like egg and beef.

>>137641

>>137643

lol

What's for lunch

>>137655

Cheesey 2020

>>137655

saved

>>137426

This is partly true (partly because boongs don't care about their health so wouldn't bother buying Berocca and would rather keep that money for more goon sacks). It's known (((scientifically))) that chronic alcohol abuse depletes B-vitamin reserves that can lead to serious cognitive health problems and these vitamins are given to serious drunks that end up in the ER to help them recover. I've also read that excessive caffeine consumption can deplete B-vitamin levels (authored by (((Big Pharma)))?). Anyway, I'd recommend them for the occasional energy boost. Get the flavoured effervescent tablets. Your urine will turn neon green after taking them due to the excess of vitamins/minerals that your body just can't make use of so that's why I quarter the tablets.

>>137660

I always banepost to myself when I go to the servo and the mask picture is on the pack, never heard of these, they look like they would not be smokeable

>>137465

Are there any 6'+ guys that aren't arrogant or narcissistic?

>>137477

That welfare debt could be reduced significantly if gun restrictions were abolished.

>>137664

I'd like the walfare section to be further broken down into born here vs sailed here.

>>137664

Yep git rid of all the Unemployed, that would save millions

>>137659

>Thought it was better than the first

Well if nothing else that's a good reason to not bother watching the first one.

>>137666

t. boomer

>>137669

He killed a lot of people.

>>137670

Yeah. John Lennon was quite fucked in the head.

>>137667

Actually, it was a pretty good movie. It's the rest of marvel's superhero movies that have gone to shit. Hopefully mission impossible will be up on torrent sites soon, need some more movies.

>>137523

>tfw haven't paid my eBay seller-fees in over two months and can't use my account to sell custom aboriginal porn anymore

>>137589

>barbell curls to failure

My life is an exercise in failure

>>137590

Haven't made a thread in ages and if I had waited any longer the person that usually makes them would have and then there would've been a war of words between whose thread should stay and whose should be deleted. I regret nothing.

>>137592

My possible gf ghosted me

She was such a sweet, short, traditional(even) looking girl, it surprised me.

>>137659

It sucked, first one was 100x better.

urgent aboriginal urination

>>137600

>>137601

>>137602

>>137603

>>137604

>>137605

>>137606

>>137607

>tfw depressed

I just dropped the forms for dsp into centrelink, it took fucking forever, I think I might be regected though, where you see a checkbox you're supposed to either tick the yes box if it applies to you or cross in the no box if it doesn't, I just ticked what applied to my situation but left the no boxes blank and just skipped it. I wonder how anal they are about the forms for dsp.

Got on the scales today

107.8kg, 30kg down from January 2017

>tfw severely regected

>>137683

Excellent work NEET, some places of employment will accept that in lieu of a GF2018 completion certificate

>>137685

Still waiting for cheeseys how to get a gf YouTube tutorial

>>137682

Dunno m8,I did the exact same thing yesterday, the guy behind the counter said he would scan them in to the system but it would most likely be a couple of weeks before anyone actually looked at them

>>137683

Well done NEET. Keep it up.

>>137686

Same here

I changed the curtains. I botched the job pretty badly. I thought I had old sheets in the cupboard to use but it turned out they were actually old curtains. They were this horrible bright blue colour that clashes with everything else in my kitchen. I had to cut them down to size with a pair of scissors and I did a HORRENDOUS job. The bottom is uneven as fuck, and what's worse it is a little bit short. There is a gap you can see through. Not as bad as what was there before but still pretty awful.

They look so dreadful. I am going to have to spend some money to get some proper ones at some point in the future. I am feeling a little depressed about the situation.

>>137655

What are you getting?

>>137663

Yes me.

>>137659

>Thought it was better than the first

I agree.

>the Audio wasn't Disneyfied

What does this mean?

>>137677

It was probably a catfish and she bailed when she realised you didn't have any money. You need to meet a real girl.

>>137687

>>137682

Good luck getting the bux NEETs.

Peak hour traffic had me shitting my pants today, fucking suburbia

>>137618

That is what true love looks like.

>>137683

Top job, bloke!

>>137696

What was the problem? Anxiety? Frustration? Rage?

>>137690

If you measure your window, the girl at Spotlight will measure and cut you some lace ones. Usually you want either 2 or 3 times the width of the window so they take on a wavy appearance.

>>137692

It's always about you, isn't it?

>>137700

>lace ones

I want it so no-one can see in at all.

>>137701

often, yes.

>>137702

You want the lace + venetian combo.

>>137705

That all sounds expensive. Plus it would have to be installed.

>>137706

You still have the drill from the TV incident?

I can hear Dan in the distance

>>137706

You might be interested in the "bin bag black" option

>>137709

Or alfoil.

>>137693

Disneyfied? on blu ray releases they have been reducing the audio levels from the DTS-HD Master Audio 7.1 track, you can turn the volume up to help but there is a marked lack of low end kick.

Why? disney likes to make things family friendly guess that also applies to audio levels and dynamic range as well

>>137695

Thanks m8, could take up to 6 months before it's finalised though

Off to Dans I go.

I'll only buy 3 beers tonight

>>137707

Yes.

>>137712

>up to 6 months

Epic backpay. With that much you could have a 4some with 3 hookers who actually look like their photographs.

>>137713

Good luck.

6 months worth of DSP backpay would be like winning the lotto for a humble NEET.

>>137717

Why do they pay backpay? Surely if you survived however long the period was, you didn't need it in the first place?

>>137719

Your Mummybot's pussy was smoking after I fucked it.

>>137719

What a handsome pepe.

>>137720

A deplorable comment.

>>137722

You're very negative, NEET.

I'm gonna have the best wank tonight, i can sense it

>>137724

Why isn't your leg green? Fake news.

>>137720

Disgraceful remark.

>>137725

What genre of pornography will you be wanking to?

>>137730

fug off

>>137731

Rude tbh.

>>137722

>>137727

>>137732

>>137731

Cheesey, what subjects did you do in year 12?

>>137734

What an odd question.

>>137736

How cosmopolitan, enjoy your wank.

When I was in highschool and early uni days I'd speak to a lot of people online, meeting through r9k or omegle or forums, and make groups where people could chat. Never even got a hint of female interest.

What did you even say to her, Cheesy?

>>137730

SEPPOS OFF THIS BOARD

>>137738

I think they share similar circumstances.

>>137739

And what if they don't? you gonna red text at us? LOL

Someone give me the low down on cheeseys gf

>>137741

I REDTEXT WHEN I FUCKING PLEASE

>>137672

I'm eagerly awaiting a Sicario 2 torrent to drop.

>>137713

Already been. Got another sack of grape juice.

>>137741

CLINTON MEXICAN WHORE NIGGER PIG

Why's everyone so interested in Cheesey's gf?, just leave them be, he's already stated the facts surrounding her multiple times.

>>137742

He befriended a 16 year old schoolgirl who had a YouTube channel and made videos about incel issues from a female perspective. It turns out they both lived in Perth so they met and became bf and gf.

She seems like a nice enough girl but she is seriously mentally ill. Past suicide attempts and very serious body dismorphia and probably more.

>>137745

Don't be cranky m8

>>137719

Too expensive for a lowly NEET.

>>137724

/usneets

Off ya go, Ronald.

>>137740

Yeah, I would befriend people with similar life circumstances because its nice to have someone who understands your issues and it's also nice to be able to support someone through their own.

warning: complaining

I don't understand why it's so difficult for me to find anyone interested in me romantically. I can't believe I'm actually a 25 year old virgin who has never kissed a woman. I've attending a speed dating event, tried Tinder, asked women out IRL both strangers and acquaintances, and I'm yet to find a single woman willing to grab drinks or go for a picnic or just hang out. My younger brothers just stroll into relationships whenever they meet someone they like.

>>137750

Do what everyone else here did and get a non-white

>>137750

Lose the ponytail mate and you will have a chance.

>>137750

Well there must be something you are doing wrong, how do you dress? are you obese? are you physically unattractive? are you an autist? are you trying to get with girls that are perhaps out of your league?

hello neets

>>137754

Hi.

>>137754

hey

>>137754

Hello.

>>137758

You don't want none of that nasty Domino's shit anyway.

>>137760

but there IS enough space on my disk

>>137758

This >>137760

>>137761

It is their disk that needs the necessary done.

>>137763

i have a need to be full, help me with the needful

>>137751

I don't care about race at all. There are some cute Japanese students in my course but I've already asked out someone in my program so it'd be a silly move to try again. I wanted to ask out the Indian girl who works at my local petrol station but it seems she's been replaced. Anyway, isn't it just a meme that whiteness is desirable?

>>137752

The ponytail looks better than being bald and that's my only other option. Besides, maybe it's not helping but I doubt I have a 100% rejection rate because of a hairstyle.

>>137753

Most of the time I wear neatly pressed polos or shirts with a similar look, khakis or gym shorts. I could lose a little weight but it's my face that's the killer, I think. Total assburger w/ no friends. I can't identify leagues but I only ever go for girls who are introverted and moderately attractive objectively speaking.

Welp, now that I write it out I can see the solution. Stop eating like a fat cunt, somehow fix the social retardation and hope for the best. Thanks m8

>>137765

Another problem might be going for introverted girls, they may be too scared or reluctant to be in a relationship.

>>137765

You need to embrace white sharia.

Bitch rejects you? Chuck acid in her face.

>>137767

This is poor advice.

>>137517

They're good for you.

Crush them up and snort a line.

Nothing like 10 4mg row first thing in the morning.

>>137547

That's the only one I'm aware of too.

>>137561

hot

>>137764

Try Pizza Hut?

>>137770

did you apply for hospitallity jobs

>>137770

Nothing wrong with working at Coles.

>>137773

>working for the grocery Jew

>>137770

It's a job m8 grab it with both hands

>>137563

Don't get hooked on them though. I think they're as addictive.

It's weird having you back and a regular.

>>137580

The old and homely ones are better cooks. That's what matters in the long run, they'll all turn old but not all of them will become homely.

>>137586

What the fuck are you doing?

Too early.

>>137779

I never heard shit when I applied for wollies or coles

>>137774

>>137780

When they get old you trade them in for a newer model.

>>137592

I've taken no action so nothing has happened

>>137782

>the 70s jew

>>137766

I don't mean timid so much as quiet by nature and more interested in keeping to themselves than having loud conversations and gossiping. I don't think there's really such thing as an attractive introverted woman who's a virgin at 25, you know?

>>137641

That's from some ritual thing where the women had to become whores in the temple and anyone could go there, give the temple money and fuck the biddies. It was sort of a rite of passage for girls to become women and if they didn't do it they were sort of shunned.

So the pro's didn't get the money, it was more a sacrifice.

>>137783

Just tell them you'll marry them back in Australia.

Come back and wait for their visa to expire.

Any longer than that and they will start bringing family over.

>>137676

Well to be fair fascists are degenerate, Only NatSoc is the way tbh

>>137781

Same story here. It'd be nice if they could take the ten minutes to write a generic rejection template to let people know when to stop hoping for a belated call.

>>137788

Why don't they go to their gook country instead

>>137791

You don't have coles or wollies in the US though

>>137793

vpns have gone

I N T E R N A T I O N A L

N

T

E

R

N

A

T

I

O

N

A

L

>>137794

I am not from australia

>>137794

Oh you're VPN NEET, its confusing since we actually have an American who comes here now

>>137795

where ya from

>>137795

if ur not brazil, argentina or glorious nippon we dont want u

>>137798

Lousianna NEET can stay though, I like him in a non gay way

>>137793

He's a NZ-NEET living in Australia that always posts behind a US proxy/VPN.

>>137800

Nice.

>>137797

>>137798

you guys are funny, you think a flag tells u where I'm from?

>>137800

is this the air fryer?

>>137800

Fuck yeah, is that the air fryer we keep hearing about?

>>137803

ur shit postin duz

>>137800

How was work today?

>>137804

and if so how does it work where the pieces are touching?

>>137809

fuckin smash him dan

>>137809

it's actually 25 minutes past 2 here in Seattle and I'm wasted, going for a sleep

>>137812

hahaha

Skeletor you've left Auschwitz!

>>137813

Bullying is no joke.

>>137752

This is sound advice.

I only got laid once when I had a ponytail and it was a fat starfish

>>137782

Never heard this version.

>>137815

>a fat starfish

I am not familiar with this expression.

>>137792

I don't understand the question.

>>137813

How's about showing a little more compassion, I mean here I am asking for genuine help on cooking the perfect hash brown and all you do is mock some unrelated news article. Despicable conduct m8.

>>137817

They are reaction less and just lay there in a star jump pose.

Worst fuck I've ever had, so bad that I'll never forget it.

>>137819

Desiree, Dutch Cream, Nadine, Pink Eye all have waxy flesh.

>>137805

>>137804

Yeah

>>137808

Not as well but I'm a hungry guy/.

>>137821

http://organicallygrown.com.au/helpful-tips/which-potatoes-are-best-for-what/

What should I make for dins

Feelin layzee

>>137807

Did the first day of the EQi training. The guy hosting it is a top bloke.

Perfect role for him, very open and engaging.

>>137824

Hash browns

The temperature isn't getting much warmer here. I can't even wank because I don't want my cold hand touching my poor neglected willy.

>>137812

I like those shredded potato things, I've made them once before.

>>137825

Did you do any flirting?

>>137824

Toasted cheese sandwiches.

>>137811

>Seattle

lol what a gay

>>137824

Make an online order through Dominos.

>>137829

No, not today. I think pom chick is going to get fired or quit.

>>137831

>>137833

What did she do?

>>137833

What has caused pom chick's troubles?

>>137835

>>137836

She has kids and boss wants her to go on camps. She can't because she needs to be home with the kids and one of the kids is crook so she isn't coming in one day.

She said she was thinking of quitting.

>>137837

I don't know if this is CP

>>137837

You cannot trust an internet woman with their legs closed

>>137839

Shouldn't be??

>>137837

Why do people post these pointless, possibly underage porn images?

>>137841

ok, she looks young, though I can beleive she's 18 or 19

>>137838

Sounds like she routinely makes intelligent decisions.

>>137842

3 (You)'s

>>137843

try early 20s. are you people blind or something

>>137845

Probably the finest piece of photography you've ever posted here

>>137838

maybe tell her if she has a man then someone else can look after the kids and wink

>>137847

yes

>>137849

She has a bloke I think.

>>137851

Maybe you could swap with him. Does he like nigras?

>>137821

>>137823

What I wanted to know is exactly what variety the common supermarket 'brushed' potato was. Did a bit of research and it is probably a sebago.

Cruisey is there much chance you will be coming to see me this weekend?

>>137845

Good lad

>>137853

"Thanks for the information, NEET."

"No worries, friend."

questionable neet rendezvous

>>137854

Not with those curtains.

>>137854

YYeEAAH JJIST GUIVE MKE BOOOOOZE

>>137854

I honestly can't say, sometimes I only find out on thursday that I have training on saturday.

I could on sunday.

>>137858

I am going to be so shamed.

>>137860

Sunday is Father's Day.

>>137845

punch a cone

>>137852

swap?

HAH!!

>>137837

Those milkers look very suckable.

>>137845

Evening slave. Get any chink or wog food on the way back home?

>>137861

What are you going to do when 14 NEETs spill out of Cruisey's clown car?

>>137866

Start honking.

>>137856

Your information wansn't informative enough sorry.

>>137869

NEVER ask for my assistance AGAIN.

>>137862

Oh, is that why you are asking?

>>137873

NEETs dont even have fathers

>>137874

I have a dad

>>137874

that is a harmful stereotype

>>137873

No I was just asking so I know how fast I need to clean. If you said you were busy this weekend I would have put things off until next week. As it is I think it will be wisest to get it all finished by Friday. You can come this weekend if you like, or another time if it would suit you better.

If you neets were disciplined and smart enough to do so, which language would you learn?

I'd have to go with mandarin

>>137877

Don't put anything off, I will let you know as soon as I know what I'm doing. If you end up having plans, that's totally fine. I'll come around another time.

I will try and make it this weekend but if something comes up, I'm sorry.

>>137878

Probably Russian

>>137863

I'm still punching boong sluts atm

>>137878

>Mandarin

Why, also for me probably French or German

>>137878

Yeah, that would be a financially smart move to make.

I have a coworker who is Spanish and he is getting me keen on the idea of going there for a holiday, so maybe that.

>>137880

Fuck off Kushner

>>137865

Nah making pasta, traditional aboriginal food

>>137878

Probably mandarin or japanese.

>>137879

I won't have plans.

>I will try and make it this weekend but if something comes up, I'm sorry.

No need to be sorry. You can come whenever you like. We have all the time in the world. Don't rush if you aren't feeling it. I won't be mad.

>>137878

I was learning japanese for a spell. Should get back into it, but it's one of those things where you like the idea of it more than actually doing it.

>>137884

I have nicer hair than him

>>137888

Just like life

>>137888

Fuck Kanji tbh

>>137878

俺は勉強に日本語

>>137887

Cheers man, I am still keen on catching up. I will let you know in the next couple days. I just don't want you putting anything off to accommodate my unorganised life.

>>137889

fuck off Ivanka

>>137891

Just caring enough to read more than Yotsuba defeated me.

I bet weber is an Italian.

It makes sense if you think about it.

>>137896

fucking well am not

>>137896

what ethnicity do you think I am

>>137897

Italians are the niggers of Europe.

>>137897

I bet you are part middle eastern.

>>137897

Many people confuse Jews and Italians

>>137897

Wine and cheese, you are something along those lines.

>>137901

why not webm?

>>137898

Probably Scottish or something disgusting like that. Maybe Cornish.

>>137899

quite literally in many cases

>>137898

Romanian

>>137903

I am not.

There's actually a book in the Mortlock library documenting my family's history in Australia and their history before that going back centuries in England.

>>137905

I am Cornish.

>>137896

I bet Weber is like Dracula, so his real name is just Rebew.

Well I've finished the 3 beers I got and its only 8.

What do

>>137909

Cornish Pasty.

>>137910

That sounds suspiciously like hebrew

>>137877

Why don't you two just meet up at a public toilet and off each other already?

>>137912

What bigotry.

>>137910

Count Rebew

>>137914

We are going to do it right, not have some tawdry public toilet encounter. I have ordered a big bag of rose petals and some scented candles.

>>137916

You spelt cunt wrong

>>137911

Either procure more or chill out.

>>137751

I dated an Asian for a few months last year, it was primarily an online relationship, we only met 3 times and eventually grew apart and broke up, it was a pretty unfulfilling experience, both emotionally and other wise as she was rather cold in that regard and wasn't too good looking, we only held hands ever

>>137921

Was she looking for a Visa?

>>137878

Spanish

>>137885

What type? Pics would be appreciated you stinky boong.

>>137921

>held hands

The slut.

>>137924

Could get her stoned in some countries.

>>137922

She would have held more than his hand if that were the case

>>137896

What exactly were you thinking when you came to this conclusion?

>>137922

Nah she never mentioned anything of the sort

>>137916

You're not supposed to say it, he probably just sprung a leak.

>>137926

There are limits even for Visa scammers.

>>137930

Many foreign women would let you stick whatever you want wherever you want just for a chance at that centrelink line

>>137931

You are not linking the right posts.

Stop tower posting you old stoner.

>>137931

>You sound like you would fuck her starfish position and have clammy hands? Am I wrong??

N-not at all

>>137932

As a veteran of many a Centrelink line, I can say it is not as great as they may imagine it to be.

>>137931

Five (5) (You)'s. Blessed.

>>137908

IS there much rape in it? Maybe some hardcore get togethers with local aboriginals?

>>137935

It's better than living among pajeets all your life

>>137937

One massacre we know of lol.

>>137917

I usually fart in the glory hole after I cum

>>137936

They were low quality (you)s though.

It hurts me to have to say it.

Medium quality (You)

Big bum poo

>>137942

Whoever created this image is in desperate need of an intervention

>>137943

High-quality, bronzed and polished (You), sealed fresh, to be kept for a special occasion.

>>137946

It's just from that "Poo poo Pee pee" campaign /r9k/ had a couple of years ago. Lot of those images were made.

>>137931

That's a fancy plate for someone that lives in a 40 year old caravan.

>>137960

Future (You) up for grabs

>>137951

They don't work like that >>137953

>>137947

Thank you

>>137949

I had been attempting to forget about that time period

>>137951

(You) speculating is highly illegal

>>137952

Horrific.

>>137955

>(You) speculating is highly illegal

Black market insider (You) trading?

>>137958

Punks will do anything for a hit

coon

poon

>>137951

>>137953

>>137960

Told you.

Any of you degenerates play fortnite?