NEET General #183 - The Last Winter Edition For 2018 Edition NEET 08/28/18 (Tue) 03:22:24 No. 137585 [View All]
The days are getting longer, and the temperatures are rising. Farewell Winter, ye old temporary friend. See you next year. xoxo
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NEET 08/28/18 (Tue) 23:46:40 No. 138309
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 00:01:43 No. 138310
>>138309
It is not good. She is fat, ugly, and talks loudly.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 00:03:05 No. 138311
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 00:08:08 No. 138312
>>138308
>>138310
She also does half your work and earns the same.
Equality!
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 00:18:47 No. 138313
About to take a poo in the loo.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 00:31:09 No. 138314
>>137683
Meanwhile, due to the law of Conservation of NEET mass, I need to upgrade wardrobe to XXXL. Time to go shopping.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 00:34:14 No. 138315
*yawns loudly while rubbing his tummy with a look of satisfaction on his face*
Oh, good morning NEETs. Didn't realize you'd been let in, housekeeping has been a pain in my rear end lately. Please, do sit down and tell me all about your plans for the day. I'm all ears.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 00:37:37 No. 138316
>>138315
I'm gonna apply for some jobs and try to teach myself some "practical handson experience" with DHCP/DNS.
Gonna prepare a bunch of meals for the week. Might wash my car. Got some laundry to do.
Or I might just get fuckin gooned up coz I don't give a fuuuuck cuuuunt
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 00:46:50 No. 138317
>>138316
You can start the gooning process at 5PM sharp, I will even issue a reminder if you'd like.
This morning you WILL try your best, ordering your activities by urgency. First comes the job hunting, then the laundry, then you will slow down a bit and prepare the meals, eating one of them after you've finished the lot. You will get your practical handjob experience late afternoon and the car will be your second job of the day tomorrow - a neet needs to be careful about burning out by trying to take on too much work at once.
Or do whatever, that's just the way I'd organize your day.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 00:59:36 No. 138318
>>138314
Can you buy me some new clothes too? I've been struggling this week.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 01:00:25 No. 138319
>>138316
Let us know when you are finished teaching yourself and we will give you a quiz.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 01:08:37 No. 138320
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 01:51:16 No. 138321
Where my /non-alcoholicgingerbeerfans/
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 02:01:26 No. 138322
>>138321
That's not a Bundaberg ginger beer. What are you even doing?
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 02:11:18 No. 138323
>>138322
Yeah this tastes pretty bad, I usually buy Buderim. Sitting under the shadesail now with the doggy laying in the sun. My back's aching from deadlifts yesterdee, it feels real nice-o, and I took the dog for a walk this morning up a big hill so she's probably feeling some nice-o DOMS as well.
Please, neet, review your food for the day.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 02:38:02 No. 138324
Any NEETS check out the new cyberpunk gameplay?
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 02:52:15 No. 138325
>>138324
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 02:55:59 No. 138326
>>138324
>CDPR fanboyism
>helping advertise a game that hasn't even come out
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:02:41 No. 138327
>>138323
>Please, neet, review your food for the day.
I have had no food today, just water and coffee so far.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:04:28 No. 138328
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:05:41 No. 138329
>tfw my computer part still haven't arrived.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:15:02 No. 138330
>>138329
Wow thats been a long time neet. Bought something from Sydney on Friday and got it on Monday
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:16:52 No. 138331
>>138195
>state enforced racemixing
Sounds like it's ripped from Sam Hyde's state enforced homosexuality
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:20:07 No. 138332
>>138331
>state enforced homosexuality
Sounds like it's ripped from NK's state enforced rape
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:23:35 No. 138333
I sneaked around the house at 0:20am and found daddybot sleeping with a beer and a pack of cheetos in his hand.
I took 2 sips of the beer and grabbed the cheetos.
GIF is me closing the door to my room.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:53:47 No. 138334
Reminder /ausneets/ is an anime board
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:58:26 No. 138335
>>138334
/ausneets/ - the magical place where you fulfill your wfd requirements by driving Karen to Dan's and buying goon for her.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 03:59:07 No. 138336
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:02:37 No. 138337
>>138335
There's a fatal mistake in that picture, the Dan's is inside the truck.
Certainly whoever made it did go to Dan's.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:05:44 No. 138338
>>138337
She drove the truck into Dan's.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:09:37 No. 138339
>>138338
No, she drove the Dan's into the truck.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:11:55 No. 138340
Mid arvo Dan cravings heating up
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:16:30 No. 138341
>>138340
i haven't gotten danned in a while
maybe this weekend
what are you thinking of getting?
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:22:45 No. 138342
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:24:37 No. 138343
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:25:56 No. 138344
>>138339
In Australia, drive through bottle shops (ie, stores that sell alcohol) are indoors and set up so that you actually drive your car past the shelves, and lean out the window to pick out what you want. Search on google if you want to know more.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:26:01 No. 138345
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:26:46 No. 138346
Is there a drive though Dan's?
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:28:27 No. 138347
>>138346
They have "Click & Collect"
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:37:39 No. 138348
>>138314
>Conservation of NEET mass
kek good one m8.
>>138318
You NEETs need to get to Johnny Bigg.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:38:21 No. 138349
Fuck it, I'm getting gooned.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:39:13 No. 138350
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:40:50 No. 138351
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:41:56 No. 138352
>>138351
Please don't post usernames and passwords in this forum.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:42:13 No. 138353
>>138347
Click click Mr. Murphy, I've come to collect your finest whiskies. No, I will not be paying today.
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:42:50 No. 138355
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:43:03 No. 138356
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:44:18 No. 138359
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:44:26 No. 138360
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NEET 08/29/18 (Wed) 04:44:32 No. 138361
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