/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I wish weber had a gf

ABORT ABORT

>>152022

Good night oriental fancier.

MELBOURNE

>>152018

Selam doesn't mean anything, except peace in arabic. Ex Salam alaykum or however its spelt.

Salemat siang means good afternoon, pagi is morning, malam is night, etc.

Salemat makan means 'enjoy the meal' or so.

Salemat datang means welcome and is often on doors etc.

I don't really know what salemat actually means, it doesn't mean 'good', there are a lot of words like this that are very difficult to translate directly.

>>152026

Hotwheels would've done it better

>>152026

This could severely disrupt any NEETparties.

RICHMOND VS. COLLINGWOOD

who are you barracking for neeties

>>152030

I've got no clue about afl.

>>152007

Sure. Tomorrow will be different. Just like you promised today would be last night.

>>152027

Stop supporting terrorism, you faggots.

>>152033

>Stop supporting terrorism, you faggots.

Stop being a degenerate boong

>>152032

…9 of which you never even applied for.

That pepe is not allowed.

NOT ALLOWED

and there's no link to the old gen.

NO LINK

>>152026

What time is that in real people time?

>>152030

Is it on?

>>152029

Yes, I propose that the Council convene an emergency meeting

>>152037

Agreed. This thread is not the winning edition. It should be renamed wash your penis edition.

>>152026

See you guys next week.

>>152032

Wow, that beats my record of about 15. Most don't even send rejections.

>>152037

oh well

>>152038

Around 6 to 7pm.

>>152044

>eastern states.

thank you none the less.

>>152030

I've always kind of liked Richmond, even if Dustin Martin is a bit of a shitcunt.

>>152048

All NEETparties are canceled until further notice.

>>152048

This is the life we signed up for. The NEETs don't understand.

>>152050

Only wagies truly understand the neet experience

Should I host a board on my server for tomorrow night neets

>>152043

Don't worry NEETbro, I like your thread

>>152055

What kind of server is it?

>>152055

We should raid some chat room

>>152058

Maybe we can move to whirlpool

>>152059

You are obviously not a member.

This is not how The Council operates.

>>152060

Do you need an account?

There is always the discord.

>>152059

The other NEETs keep touching me when the lights go out

>>152063

>discord

ew

>>152059

I am concerned of the site wide outage that will be happening tomorrow evening and the adverse effect it will have on NEET parties as well as those returning from a week in the wagie slavepens

>>152063

But I'm not gay

We need an IRC for emergencies like this

>>152063

Nah man, I'll take nothing over that.

>>152066

It's an absolute miracle that this site has lasted long enough for 400 neet generals. Our little general is a cancer patient who was told we had a year left to live two years ago.

>>152068

IRC isn't a bad idea.

>>152070

A true Aussie battler

>>152071

I remember when we had an /aus/ IRC. I was always too self conscious to chat much

>>152071

I agree, I'll look into making one

We should just all sit in the dark in silence till the thread comes back

>>152074

Actually forget that, I'm too much of dumb boong to figure out how to make it

>>152075

We will all become MONKS

>>152075

This is what will happen because we are all to lazy to do otherwise.

>>152080

Have an extended wank

>>152082

I'm sorry to hear that.

Good night mate.

I'm going to go have a bath.

>>152084

We don't hear of neets having baths very often. Enjoy yours and add lots of bubbles

>>152085

Obviously bathNEET is a crypto-wagie. Probably even washes his penis and drinks $12 goon.

>>152086

Wagies don't have time to fill up a bath on a week night. It is an activity that better fits a care free neet

>>152088

>dans just after wagie hours on a friday night

>>152089

We might meet some hot boong chicks

Join the discord boongs

>>152059

I can't find anyone to rape and my aboriginal porn is running out, I move that we single out a neet to be raped to avert disaster

>>152085

I was out of radox and the codeine didn't hit the spot.

Bit disappointing.

>>152082

Don't worry, I'm sure you will at some point find success at getting a hot babhabiat to open bob.

>>152093

I propose you as the rape-ee

He who thought it, caught it

>>152096

Tomorrow about 4pm for you.

All this talk of board closure made me visit /pol/, I can't remember how to do it properly anymore.

>>152099

>not going /pol/ everyday and shitpost

hell I half dont even shitpost and just rag on retards and shills.

For fun.

>>152100

So did most of this board. It lost it's allure.

I'm off.

Good night friends.

>>152103

Goon night

>tfw final few days of winter weather

Going to miss it, I can feel these cold mornings are just about over NEETs

>>152103

night cunt

NEETGANG NEVER SPENDING MONEY ON A BITCH ONLY TENDIES

Aboriginal poo

>>152108

boong

Neet chat room

https://www.senior-chatroom.com

Eating maccas in my car after work

Fug

anyone itt

Morning everybody.

Morning neets.

>>152115

>>152116

Morning.

>>152068

There is an #8chan irc

I had a dream where I saw Malcolm Turnbull who also alternated into being Seymour Skinner slumming it because he lost it all, I took him in, apparently he knew me and went to my house before

Then I went to cenno which was also sold food at the entrance also goon, I bought risotto that was half cooked then my alarm woke me up

>>152119

>nigs are so wealthy they keep hundred trillion dollar bills in in their wallets

>how can white man even compete?

>>152116

>>152115

>>152117

>>152118

>>152119

>>152123

Good morning everyone. What a beautiful day to wage.

>>152030

I'm hoping for a Richmond v Melbourne final that Melbourne wins tbh

Oh and I forgot to dreampost. Today's dream wasn't anything special I'd say.

I dreamed I was in some mildly original fantasy setting set somewhere in the end of the age of knights. People were switching over to muskets and so on but there was a good number of knights around, I was part of a fairly outdated kingdom that still had mostly knights.

I was actually one of the more powerful mages in the kingdom and part of the guard of the royal castle. I didn't have any specialization in specific, I could cast just about anything. It seems like most of the time I would summon a bow and arrow and use that to conserve mana. Summoned bows were actually better than muskets, because they had the best strength of any bow, but they were as light as a feather and so easy to draw it was if you were just pulling on air. The arrows would fly faster than musket balls and fast firing was easier, the advantage of muskets was that only a minority of mages could summon a bow, whereas anybody could learn how to use a musket.

One day I wake up and the castle is completely empty, with no signs of combat. I task myself with finding the princess. I find her getting fucked by an orc in some corner, the orc says "you're going to keep getting cucked or join in?". So I join in.

We both finish and I cast a fireball inside the orc which instantly kills him with no signs of how he died on the outside.

With the princess now covered in orc and mage cum I have to hide her somehow, so I teleport her to an alternate dimension.

I had a massive fuck up in my hands but at least there was a dead orc to show for it, I decided I'd blame the orc if anybody asked, but I was alone in the castle anyway. I rested for a bit and people started entering the castle. It turns out there was a large orc invasion that nobody in the castle could hope to beat and everyone was evacuated, but somehow nobody could find me or the princess and the invaders decided to leave. The princess was getting raped, I was sleeping. Nobody questioned why I wasn't in the invasion, but they praised me for killing the orc who it turns out was the commander of the invasion. I told them I couldn't find the princess, they assumed the entire thing was just to kidnap her and ransom her. I knew it was for rape and that I ended up helping a bit, but I wouldn't tell this to them.

Instantly the king orders a search party led this guy called Chad Knight. He was obviously a knight, he wore black full plate and he rode a black pegasus. He was 9'4'' tall and thrice as wide as anybody else, covered in muscles. His pegasus matched his size. I was just a stereotypical lanky mage with the exception that I was far too young to have the magical knowledge I had.

The king doesn't mention me, talking only to Chad Knight, he tells him he can have anybody he wants in his party. So Chad says he wants the king's other 2 daughters to go with him. The other 2 princesses are so dazzled by him they instantly accept this absurd request and despite the king being against it they instantly run over to his side, and he helps the 2 on his pegasus. They each sit on one of his giant muscular legs which have plenty of space, and he tries to fly away but the King tells him he needs to get briefed first. So while he's flying back to the ground I tell Chad I'm going with him. He says back in a mocking tone "Guess where you're sittin". I answer "in the back r-right?", and he yells out "yes!" and laughs. We get briefed, and fly away on his horse. I'm forced to hug Chad from behind so I don't lose grip while we fly away on the pegasus, the princcesses are held by him flexing the muscles on his legs.

Chad's first idea of where the kidnapped princcess might be is the nearby witch lair. We land, I summon a bow and fire a few arrows right on the floor to warm up. A summoned bow is completely silent and every time you draw it, it summons an arrow for you costing nearly nothing in mana, so doing that wasn't an issue. Chad has the 2 princcesses hanging on some of the hairs on his back that poke through the seams of his armor, I follow behind.

Just a few steps and we instantly run into the great witch, the leader of all witches. She's a frail old woman with the energy of a young person, covered in multiple layers of filthy, bloodied ragged mage robes, supposedly of mages she killed. She's known to be completely immune to physical attacks, so Chad gets behind me and tells me in a confident almost satirical voice "your turn, mage boy".

I instantly fuck up and shoot a bound arrow at the witch, it's an arrow so it's just physical damage. The arrow sinks into her heart. The witch laughs and tells me the high wizard of any kingdom would be aware she can't be hurt by physical attacks, all the while the arrow pokes out of her robes at chest height.

She starts strangulating me with magical force, I summon a fireball inside her like I did with the orc. It burns inside her but she resists it, I progressively increase the force of the fireball until there's a large orange shine coming from inside her torso poking through all of her layers of robes, but she can resist magic too well. I telepathically tell Chad to run and that I'll burn the whole place down. Chad gets on his horse and flies away no questions asked, being a knight he couldn't touch the witch anyway.

As he flies away I cover the entire place in a fire hotter than the sun, but the witch doesn't die, and I pass out from the strangulation. That was when I woke up

Another cold morning with a struggle to get out of bed.

Nothing to look forward to.

>>152131

Do you work at the same place as your mummybot?

>>152131

Have a go mate.

She obviously gets your mother's approval, which is a bonus.

>>152126

>>152127

Morning mate. Have to say I'm glad I don't have highly detailed cuck dreams involving multiple 3D-rendered bulls. If you like this kind of psychological isekai videogame stuff, you might be interested in a web serial called Worth the Candle.

Think I'm gonna start putting the Jason Bourne soundtrack on of a morning

lol

MDMA to an octopus

http://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2018-09-21/octopus-ecstasy-mdma-social-behaviour/10280706

>>152136

>Worth the Candle

>isekai rpg shit

>self-insert

>modern litearture written by an anglo

Sorry m8 but I got historical literature and the handful of japanese LNs that are actually good to read.

It's not too hard to run out of good movies and whatnot to watch since that and similar mediums are only about a century old and significantly harder to make than a book, but when it comes to books we have things dating to days in which we today don't even know what clothes people were wearing back then.

>>152140

I see your point, it's just that I think WtC is good enough to be read alongside all of that. But that's just my uncultured opinion. What historical literature and nip LNs do you read?

To wage, see you all later.

>>152143

Or not to wage, that is the question

Cheers m8

>>152143

Be sure to brush your teeth and fix your hair

>>152141

I rarely go that far back in history being mostly insterested in recent history but I'm reading through "The Recollections of Rifleman Bowlby".

If you want a good piece of modern literature try "The Alchemist". It's written by this guy named Paulo Coelho who's a huge faggot and probably didn't write anything else of value, but that book at least is good.

As for LNs given how weebs will praise anything because it's japanese I'm heavily reluctant to even try out most of them having been burned too many times, but I keep up with overlord for my wish fulfillment needs, and konosuba for being genuinely funny. Overlord has the bonus of having illustrations being done by a guy who's actually good at drawing, but the writing is overall eh to say the least, whereas konosuba at least knows what it is and doesn't get away from it.

I read through a large portion of Slayers! but stopped caring midway through, maybe the anime is worth a watch.

I watch the monogatari anime, so I figured I should try the LNs. It was just the 2deep4u nonsense of the anime but with no cute girls to back it up because it's all text, so I dropped it and kept on watching the anime.

>>152143

Me too

8 hours of doomery.

Can't even get drunk tonight either

My cat is a fucking nigger

Every time I get the milk out he begs for some, like acts as if milk is his favourite thing

AND THEN DOESN'T DRINK IT

>>152148

Don't give milk to your cat, that's just something from tom and jerry.

At least it's smart enough to not eat something it can't eat, I've seen dogs with retard owners who feed their dogs fruit and the dogs eat the fruit. And then it wrecks their urinary system.

>>152149

tom and jerry more like cum and pussy

>>152149

I used to have a dog that would run under my neighbors apple tree and eat rotting apples until it puked. EVERY TIME IT GOT THE CHANCE.

>>152151

My cat wants pussy

actually he has no balls so I doubt he does

Anyone else wish they could read the primary sources and novels and stuff from the other side of the Vietnam war? The writing that's been translated to English is infinitely more interesting to me than the stories of Australians/US cucks who were shipped across the world, fought in the jungles for a few years against an enemy superior in everything but firepower and then came home.

Anyone got anything interesting on today ?

>>152156

Today I have a lab on taking clinical history from a patient. I tried to do this a month ago in an unstructured inpatient setting, just me and this pre-Boomer in his bedroom within an aged care place, and I failed miserably. He kept talking about his life and eventually I got sucked into chatting about nothing because I didn't want to be rude.

It would be much easier to take clinical history from a jew in the camps. I could order them not to chit-chat and send them to the incinerator if they strayed too far from the issue at hand.

>>152157

Perhaps you could put some old newspaper and cardboard in an old 44 gallon drum and burn him in that?

>>152157

You should imagine that you are a camp interrogator and he is an old jew.

If he picks up on it he'll shut the fuck up and just answer the questions.

Bonus points if you go along in an SS uniform.

The hardest thing about work is when there is nothing to do yet you still have to put in what you did all day and you can't say that you did nothing.

>>152161

That sounds just like reporting to cenno

>>152158

I think one of the real benefits that Mengele would have had is the implicit threat of Zyklonning any of his patients who didn't obey orders.

I can't explicitly tell anyone that I'm going to burn them alive in a barrel on the advice of an unemployed bigot who masturbated himself to sleep at 3AM each morning and unironically uses the word 'cunny'. Therein lies the problem.

>>152160

They've only specified 'professional attire'. I think you're onto something.

I might buy myself a custard tart. I haven't had one in a while and I deserve a treat.

>>152156

Switched to a libre linux kernel. A bit less botnet now.

>>152165

How's your dwarf fortress going?

20 degrees today in Shitbourne. Planning to have a productive day today

>>152164

Do it.NEETs need treats.

In the wagery dunny.

3.5 hours to go, past the half way mark.

Felt like breaking down in tears before. Having an awful day for some reason

>>152166

My genocidal character got webbed by a mountain titan, who wrestled all his clothes off of him and slowly beat him to death with his socks. I haven't bothered making a new character since.

>>152170

Are there any porn mods for dwarf fortress.

>>152168

>NEET

I wish.

>>152169

Ganbatte WAGIE-kun!

>>152169

Hang in there mate

3 hours to go then you get your lovely 2 days off.

>>152171

You can always rename spit to cum and shoot blobs of sperm at people on adventure.

Just finished my custard tart it was oishii. There is still nothing to do at work though which is a annoying.

>>152175

>oishii.

I take back my sympathetic replies due to this blatant weebery

>>152176

Why so tsudere~ NEET-chan?

>>152176

uguu~

had a hotdog with bacon, mustard and sauce and a side of chips for lunch was pretty good for $10.

>>152179

Sounds pretty good, what did you drink with it?

>>152181

You could write /ausneets/ 1500 times

>>152182

Would you believe that I have a framed picture of my waifu on my work desk.

>>152185

Yes.

You bling much shame to your famibly

>>152180

Water

>>152184

You have really stubby fingers

>>152184

Eat yer fuckin' Jatz

>>152186

I wish I had the balls to do that, and if I did it would be a framed picture of my oshimen.

>>152181

What the fuck do they even expect to be written? A life story before you had it?

>>152190

I used to have a photo of my cat on my work desk

It got me some strange looks

i have a picture of uncle addy on mine

>>152192

>>152193

These are perfectly normal, having pictures of things you love

>>152194

When I was a wagie I use to keep naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in my locker

>>152195

Perfectly fine. I don't get why you did but I'm sure you had your reason.

>>152197

I think Classical Greece would have

>>152197

A good question. It could also of started in Egypt or China.

>>152198

>>152199

But Rome was the first place to have a dole for the unemployed I think

>>152200

It would have been Rome yeah

>>152200

The first documented place to have social security so you are right. There is no evidence to suggest otherwise.

maybe cruisey could hook possum up with a nice african girl

>>152203

I hear that they are cheap in Somalia.

>>152205

Buy one and get 17 relatives free !!!

>>152206

Is that how you become an African warlord?

>>152207

I think you need a gold plated AK for that too

Was riding the electric bike down a trail in the wilderness that surrounds my house and I smelled the smell of burning plastic. So I stopped and took a look around and up a hill I saw a bike. Creeped up the hill to the bike and saw 3 more bikes. There was a gray tent with a fire going outside fueled by coke bottles and other trash behind a tree. It was surrounded by bicycles and tires, maybe 20 bikes or so. The guy was obviously home so I turned back and went home.

>tfw found where all the stolen bikes go

Might go back for some free parts when he isn't home.

>>152181

M8 even I know bullshitting is uni 101 and I have never been to uni. Just make something up.

>>152208

I'm sure I could afford that in Africa.

How long till the Chinese start ripping the Africans off with fake gold plated AKs?

>>152210

I'd be surprised if they aren't already.

Most nigs couldn't tell spray paint from gold plate.

They just like SHINY

>>152211

If it shines it's gold.

>>152212

What if it glows?

>>152214

Good stuff m8

>>152214

Congrats m80.

>>152214

Grats, you'll do good

>>152214

Top stuff.

>>152110

Joined it but not many people responded to my name SmellyDickCheese or talked.

Should be 1 hour until 8chan is more downie than some of us.

Carn the fuckin tiges

>>152223

u dirty fudge packer

>Nathan Connors killed his mother at her home in Sylvania.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/mother-and-son-had-loving-relationship-before-he-brutally-murdered-her/news-story/bb3782337bb629166cf738473a2fb256

>>152226

I can't tell if this pic is bait or not, maybe I drank too much

So my manager got back to me about Snorty Mc Poo Poo. He talked to the other managers and they decided they couldn't bring it up due to "cultural reasons". Told me to wear headphones, so I'm going to wear my shooting ear muffs on Monday.

>>152229

>Told me to wear headphones, so I'm going to wear my shooting ear muffs on Monday.

Add laxaties to anything he drinks to add an extra Poo to his name.

>>152231

I might start snorting every time he does it.

>>152229

>snorting is cultural

I guess bad smell and poor aim when pissing is cultural as well. I once drove a man mad with a red laser pointer, kept flashing it out of the corner of his vision and he eventually lost it and moved to another department. Good thing too because I couldn't do any work with him talking about memewars and avengers shit all fucking day.

>>152232

They wont say anything to offend your culture so go ahead.

>>152235

Yes, they don't realise the can of worms they've opened with that official statement.

>>152229

>cultural reasons

Fucking hell.

Start yelling out "SIEG HEIL" every time he snorts and if they question you say it's part of your culture.

>>152238

Yes, what if I wore Opa's SS uniform to work?

>>152239

>>152239

That would make it perfect

>>152239

If they say anything about it that's cultural appropriation and you can sue them for harassment.

It shows how far this shits gone

>pajeet makes offensive noises

>solution- cut off your hearing rather than risk offending pajeet

Godspeed

Dunno why I keep coming back to this place.

The neets are back in town

Are we back?

>>152054

All my life I have never heard the full quote. It actually makes sense now. Thank you.

>>152227

better fuckin not be shireneet

Dead board

>>152250

are you a girl or boy?

>>152256

oh shit never mind i miss read your post. im an idiot.

>>152257

All good my friend, it was a bit vague.

>>152258

so what did you do while the board was down?

A very lonely NEETparty tonight.

>>152250

Have I wanked to you before?

I wanted to post this before the downtime to allow the NEETs to reflect on it but I failed.

>>152262

Probably not, but I have confirmed wanks over a cartoon shitpost edit I made.

Shit, that actually was a few hours downtime.

Torrenting site I use managed 2 weeks after saying a "few" hours

>>152253

Hi /aus/, hows the pedo ?

>>152264

Let's confirm, have you posted pictures here?

>>152268

Never of myself on 8ch. Who'd you fap to?

>>152270

Everyone

He loves us all

>>152155

That little cunt should be our mascot.

THE FUCKING PIES!!

What an upset.

>>152270

He knows who he is.

>>152271

I prefer this answer instead

>>152276

They call him BigLoveNEET

>started new anti-depressants

>nri's

>no appetite

>feel blank but alert

>dizzy whenever i stand

>spent the night staring into nothing for 4 hours

What are you cunts upto this lonely Friday night

>>152179

I had a chicken burger that had bacon and a fried egg on it. Was big.

I didn't finish the chips.

>>152278

procrastinating. I got complimented on my riced laptop which is cool. I'm hungry but too obsessed with computers to eat. I'll go eat.

>>152184

Stop sticking your fingers in places where they shouldn't go.

>>152279

EAT THOSE FUCKIN' CHIPS NOW SON

>>152280

oh right I just remembered I'm by myself and need to cook. fuck it imma see what we have.

>>152278

Wondering how's NK is going?

>>152283

Can't go wrong with some pasta if you have it

>>152184

Is that instant miso?

>>152192

I have a framed picture of an email that was sent from a participant. It is completely incoherent crazy ramblings. It is a complaint but none of us are entirely sure what he is complaining about. I rang him up and he didn't know either.

>>152285

True that. If I didn't finish it off earlier then it will be spag with store bought tomato sauce, garlic and olives. maybe even a spinach and balsamic salad.

>>152287

Are you able to post the email?

hey, lurking ameri/canada friends

what would be an expected reaction to me calling on of you a sick cunt?

>>152288

Sounds so tasty right now fuck

I have some pasta in the pantry but pot isn't clean and too sad to get out of bed rip

>>152203

Maybe. H's a nice guy and I'm sure there are many nice girls looking for someone like him. He doesn't drink, is well mannered, I can't see why not.

>>152292

He's too prudish.

>>152289

Nah, he says the company name a few times in it.

>>152294

Was he gooned at the time of the complaint?

>>152293

Some of the missus' family remind me of old prudish women who gossip at the back fence doing laundry.

They are a strange lot. All god fearing and straight edge.

Hey NEETs what did you do in the downtime

I played some TF2 where Hitler killed me many times He should of been Pyro so then I could of said he gassed me

>>152297

Did you talk about his K/D ratio?

>>152296

Well in that case, it might be a match made in heaven, I'm not sure what his stance on racial intermingling is.

>>152295

He has a illness.

When he was born the two hemispheres of his brain weren't connected. I like him and he likes me but hates everyone else in the office.

Hanging round NEETs and degenerate cunts all my life have made me very accepting.

>>152279

Had a burger with double meat, double cheese + egg. still hungry

>>152297

Played some cities skylines and Isle of Mann TT, the latter game gives you a sense of speed not felt in any other racing game, it's insane.

>>152299

Yeah, I don't know either. I wouldn't offer to 'line him up' but he could go to their church or something.

>>152298

nah but he was the game's MVP

>>152214

You fucking hero. Good job mate.

>>152297

I watched some normieball and realized that I need the neet general more than i thought I did. Distance makes the heart grow fonder, indeed.

>>152214

we're all gunna make it

>>152263

The video plays differently than they used to.

Is this what has changed in the downtime?

>>152306

Oh right that's on, wonder who's winning

>>152300

You sound like a good bloke. Keep it up m8.

>>152309

Melbourne and a suburb of Melbourne, depending on your ball game

>>152308

I am not certain sorry.

>>152258

in the downtime i downloaded a game that i no longer want to play. im so burnt out with games.

>>152310

Thank you. I like all of you too.

>>152313

meant to quote >>152297

>>152309

Collywoggles

Third quarter just started, I'm going back to it.

>>152316

Fuck, was hoping they'd lose a bit since I don't like them, maybe Melbourne will beat them in the GF

Testing

>>152318

The waters?

Can I get cough tablets with DXM from a chemist or do they only have cough syrup? How much syrup is needed to get high?

>>152318

my patience ?

>>152321

Yes.

>>152321

You just need a firm cuddle to get all that anger out.

>>152320

200 - 400 mg

>>152322

REEEEEEE

>>152323

Nah, you already said you don't wank off to me

No cuddles for you

Skele models create unrealistic standards of beauty!

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/face-body/controversial-british-columnist-piers-morgan-slams-136kg-plussize-model-tess-holliday-for-promoting-morbid-obesity/news-story/8b4d4bf1e2821ea8ac937c8fbea2b9cc

>>152325

The problem with me is you'll get that cuddle when you least expect it.

>>152325

>>152327

Pictures are required for a wank. I'm all wanked out tonight, but if you post a good revealing picture tomorrow I will tell you how it goes.

>>152326

it is interesting how she has a tattoo of miss piggy on her arm as if she is self aware that she is a pig.

>>152329

She'd be able to suck you dry.

>>152329

tattoos are revolting, I hope none of you NEETs have any.

>>152326

She's the Executive Model

>>152333

I have one

It says "never again" to remind me not to do drugs

>>152335

That's even worse than doing drugs.

this song has been in my head ever since the musical. its a good song though.

>>152333

true. my main issue is the permanence. at least >>152335 has a legitimate reason to put something permanent there

>>152336

It failed anyway so I guess I'm the worst NEET

>>152320

DXM is not a way to get 'high' and you're going to have a horrific time if you drink cough syrup expecting to feel good. If you wouldn't smoke DMT or take a high dose of LSD then don't drink that syrup, NEET.

>>152340

except Dan

>>152333

Tattoos can be okay on men, but any women with tattoos should be gulaged immediately

>>152340

some neets are impertinent

>>152335

Instead you should ask us before each drug binge, we will guide you to greener (not marijuana) pastures, friend

>>152342

Even Dan will one day cease to exist.

>>152349

Good night oriental fancier.

>>152347

nah Dan is an Elder God

>>152351

According to Buddhism, even gods are suffering, existence is suffering.

Dead thread, so many wagies here while Im just a unifag on break

>>152353

>unifag

You're not a NEET then, no better than a wagie.

>>152352

Yeah, but Buddha is a fat gook who sits on his arse smiling all the time

He's like the NEET god of bullshit

How do i meet new neet friends? Wagies are hard to talk to, all they want to know is "what do you do" and when they hear nothing it's like you are subhuman to them.

>>152355

The Buddha was not a gook, nor fat, he was a skinny pajeet, the fat buddha satues you see are of some chinese buddhist monk who became an executive because he was sick and tired of all the attention he got from females.

>>152357

>he was a skinny pajeet

That's even worse

You want me to take spiritual advice from a street shitter ?

sup faggos

>>152358

He most likely died shitting constantly, he ate some spoiled food then died soon after.

>>152359

Sup poof

>>152361

wat up pillow biter

>>152362

Not much shirt lifter.

>>152352

Dan was causing their suffering he is above even them

drinking a longneck of stout

>>152366

Arma 3 is probably my most played game, hundreds of hours just fucking around in the editor.

>>152368

Why did you not bless him with working vidya Lord Dan ?

He did appeasteth you with many a libation

>>152369

The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh

>>152365

little foot is my favorite longneck

>>152354

Worse, even. At least wagies hate their jobs and have surplus cash to throw around on frivolities

brAp

>>152374

intriguing

Imagine 20ml of pristine, pure water in a glass. Now, picture beside this glass two 1.25 litre bottles, one filled a strange yellow liquid and the other with a brown one. Six drops from each is pumped into the water a year, and the volume of water is diluted and continues to grow in size. Eventually, it will look like an overflowing glass of piss and shit.

>>152375

Fascinating

>>152377

Arousing

>>152376

I don't get it.

>>152379

Ravishing

>>152381

Pumping

>>152382

Delectable