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 No.151264 [Last50 Posts]

An internet bromance can be a stressful and anxiety-inducing trip NEETs. But sometimes you just need to have faith that everything will work out in the end.

Old Thread: >>150507

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 No.151268

File: 9ee0c52e13a5d2e⋯.jpg (118.23 KB,800x1800,4:9,0035 - P8UBHil.jpg)

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 No.151271

A delightful pepe and a disgraceful OP text

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 No.151272

>>151271

>a disgraceful OP text

And what do you mean by that?

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 No.151273

>>151272

It's nice that you two are so close, and I'd be glad to read about your meetup when that happens, it's just becoming tiring reading the same drama cycle over and over again.

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 No.151274

>>151273

Cruisey is absent. I am worried sick. Everyone else should be too but you are all a pack of absolute selfish cunts who don't understand what this place is and who makes it tick.

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 No.151275

homosexual tendencies

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 No.151276

>>151273

>the same drama cycle over and over again

NEETbours

Everybody needs good NEETbours

With a little understanding

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 No.151277

got 7 days to apply to uni and the lady only sent me my tafe transcript today

gettin a little worried

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 No.151278

>>151274

I must confess, I am indeed a selfish cunt.

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 No.151279

>>151277

What course are you trying to enter?

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 No.151280

>>151274

He's going to show up today or tomorrow or the next day and you'll find out that he was having trouble with the gf or had an unexpected family emergency or something of that nature.

What exactly are you worried about, that he's died unexpectedly? And don't you have his number by now?

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 No.151281

File: 422f39b93fabb8d⋯.png (30.92 KB,585x521,585:521,Capture.PNG)

>>151279

taking a leap of faith

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 No.151282

>>151281

Unless I'm missing something, nursing is the better option. The other one seems like an interest degree with no clear employment pathway?

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 No.151283

>>151280

He's worried that he's run off with a sexier NEET with a bigger goonbag

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 No.151284

>>151280

He's probably run off with the pommie girl with the nice brapper

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 No.151285

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 No.151286

>>151284

The pornpom girl who fondles her friends boobs ?

I'd run off with her rather than hang out here tbh

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 No.151287

or his girlfriend has run into trouble with the law in true dindu style

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 No.151288

File: f99cd0c038bfdc1⋯.jpg (298.4 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1537318921-705669034_scrot.jpg)

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>playing around with the police in GTA and listening to future funk

>suddenly ramp up something I couldn't see

>come back to look at it

>it's a helicopter inside the ground

Ah yes, the underground operations division of the police.

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 No.151289

he has taken out a protection order against obsessiveneet

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 No.151290

>>151280

I am worried that he has been hanging out with his old druggie friends and smoking dope again.

I am worried because one of the last comments he made yesterday was that a magpie was talking to him. I am worried he has been involuntarily detained under the mental health act.

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 No.151291

>>151289

>obsessive NEET must not come within 15 posts of cruisey whilst posting on the /ausneets/ board

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 No.151292

>>151282

>not wanting to become a Aboriginal Mental Health Worker Trainee a gippsland

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 No.151293

>>151287

what if she was the negro girl convicted of joining a terror organisation yesterday?

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 No.151294

>>151282

>not wanting to become an Aboriginal Mental Health Worker Trainee at gippsland

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 No.151295

>>151281

Good luck mate.

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 No.151296

>>151292

My old neighbour was a surgical nurse and she had to spend 2 weeks in an abo community as part of some training thing

She told me some horrible fucking stories

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 No.151297

>>151293

>The AFP takes on the Southern Poverty Law Centre's list of hate groups

>NEETs are arrested one by one until the only poster left is the Butcher of Joondalup

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 No.151298

>>151282

You do have a good point though.

https://au.indeed.com/Bachelor-of-Health-Sciences-jobs

Nothing here really interests me. Thanks neet

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 No.151299

>>151291

>obsessiveneet must not give or receive a (You) from the recipient of the protection order

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 No.151300

>>151296

story time

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 No.151301

>>151295

Thanks

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 No.151302

>>151296

I knew a girl who went and worked in a supermarket in the middle of a boong community to raise some extra money before she went overseas. The abbos would literally walk into her shop and shit on the floor.

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 No.151303

>>151300

Some old bush abo with diabetes came in

His feet were all bandaged up and when she took off the filthy bandages the flesh on 2 of his toes came off with them

She said she threw up on the spot

And she briefly mentioned 10 year olds coming in with gonerhea and shit

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 No.151304

>>151298

No problem mate. Nursing is a fantastic career, I have family going through their first few years of the programme at the moment and they're already qualified to work under the title Enrolled Nurse, which nets them about $25/h and very flexible hours. Both are working casual at the moment, just picking up shifts whenever is convenient for them.

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 No.151305

>>151294

Do you think you could handle it for a year ?

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 No.151306

>>151302

If she travelled to india afterwards that could have been good training

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 No.151307

>>151290

That post is pretty strange, indeed. Are you catastrophizing or has he been sectioned before?

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 No.151308

>>151307

>catastrophizing

I like this word

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 No.151309

I've been kicked out of my room while a locksmith works on the house. I wasn't even told they'd come today. Now I've got nothing to do until they leave ;_;

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 No.151310

>>151308

This is a compliment unless you're currently tumesctrophized

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 No.151311

>>151307

>Are you catastrophizing

Probably I have been completely fucked with anxiety ever since he started drinking again a few weeks ago.

>has he been sectioned before?

Yes he has and has been all sorts of fucked up with psychosis.

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 No.151312

>>151308

It is actually a proper word used in mental health.

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 No.151313

>>151312

has no real synonyms either

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 No.151314

>>151304

Sounds good. I just swapped preferences. Might go apply at a few other unis for nursing now. Will cost me $70 to apply at any other uni though. Tossing up between Macquarie Uni or Sydney Uni. Maybe i'll just do both.

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 No.151315

>>151311

I would relax mate, he's not a NEET with no connections anymore. Now that he has the gf and workmates, he's not going to be left to wander the streets in a psychotic haze because they'll just call his parents or a doctor and he'll be treated. If he needs to be sectioned, well, isn't that best case scenario if he's had some kind of break?

Anywho, I think you need to relax. His last post was yesterday so he'll probably be along today at some point. Perhaps you should occupy yourself with something so that you can stop needlessly catastrofuzzing

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 No.151316

>>151315

Thank you mate that is good advice. I should not let myself get so stressed about him but I can't help it.

>he'll probably be along today at some point

I hope so.

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 No.151317

>>151315

I read that as castratofuzzing

>the act of gluing pubes onto eunuchs

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 No.151318

>>151316

When he comes back you will need to get him to download the app Find My Friends so that you can track him at all times to make sure he's safe.

>>151317

lel, what's the definition for castratofuzing?

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 No.151319

>>151318

>the definition for castratofuzing?

>surgically attaching two eunuchs together at the crotch

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 No.151320

>>151290

I wouldn't worry about the magpie, I remember when I had a coca cola bottle talking to me, my psychologist or my GP wasn't really worried about it

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 No.151321

>>151320

What was the coke bottle saying ?

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 No.151322

>>151199

Lexapro 30mg

>>151200

Will do

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, off to unicuck, wish me luck NEETs

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 No.151323

>>151322

Good luck mate.

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 No.151324

>>151320

>my psychologist or my GP wasn't really worried about it

You must have had much bigger problems then.

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 No.151325

>>151321

It just kept repeating "coca cola" it was a very weird experience

>>151324

It is true I'm not exactly normal

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 No.151326

File: f954e49c1567b82⋯.jpg (32.21 KB,450x405,10:9,9ca1b2914ec2db6136834a0a1d….jpg)

>nogs are now a part of internet culture and they're never going to go away

>white australians are still imitating them

>this is never going to go away

>>151319

hah, very nice

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 No.151327

What are neets up to today? I've been sitting in my room for…as long as I can remember, so I've had the idea I should go out to the movies. But I'm not really excited by the idea.

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 No.151328

>>151327

Go for a walk mate.

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 No.151329

File: 61266f8de6ead47⋯.jpg (53.31 KB,500x604,125:151,suimin.jpg)

Just had this for lunch, even after adding garlic, soy sauce,oyster sauce and fresh chilli, they still tasted like shit, not impressed

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 No.151330

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 No.151331

>>151329

You made them even saltier.

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 No.151332

>>151331

I know but I couldn't eat them as they were, cardboard would taste better

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 No.151333

>>151332

I used to fucking love maggi beef noodles with handfuls of melted cheese. Actually, I probably still do love them, I just don't eat them anymore.

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 No.151334

Slow day at the watery. The women are bitching about divorce law and child custody like they're victims

I hate these middle aged pleb bitches so much.

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 No.151335

>>151334

I drove to KFC again just to get away.

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 No.151336

>>151325

Maybe you were the target of self advertising coke bottles ?

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 No.151337

>>151336

That wouldn't surprise me. Weren't they in the shit in the 80s or 90s for inserting some microsecond subliminal advertising in a movie?

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 No.151338

>>151334

I have 4 sisters, 3 of them divorced.

Conversations like that are why I don't go to family gatherings.

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 No.151339

Some of you NEETs need to give up your sense of superiority. Do you really think the shit we talk about here makes us better than other people?

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 No.151340

>>151335

What did you get from KFC?

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 No.151341

>>151340

Just a small twister combo.

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 No.151342

>>151341

I was dining in and didn't want the girl behind the counter to realise why I was so fat.

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 No.151343

>>151337

That rings a bell, can't remember which one though.

Reminds me of a bit in a scifi book I read

Everyone had internet links in their heads that could project shit on the inside of their eyes.

One character had caught a virus and 3/4 of his vision was constantly full of adverts.

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 No.151344

>>151342

You should have got a big meal and eaten it in your car.

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 No.151345

>>151344

I'd have spilled half it down my front and in the car.

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 No.151346

>>151345

You could have draped yourself and the car seat in an executive feeding tarpaulin.

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 No.151347

>>151346

This isn't helping mate.

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 No.151348

>>151346

any real exec has the boot of their car converted to a feeding trough

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 No.151349

>>151347

Isn't helping what?

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 No.151350

>>151348

A real exec would have eaten the girl behind the counter

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 No.151351

>>151349

I don't know. I'm not in a very happy mood.

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 No.151352

>>151339

>Do you really think the shit we talk about here makes us better than other people?

A little bit.

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 No.151353

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>>151350

>this """exec""" isn't already hunting wild executives to use as a food source

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 No.151354

File: c9a9a0b8f49dac1⋯.jpg (173.88 KB,3936x2164,984:541,JabbathePepe.jpg)

>>151353

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE !!!

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 No.151355

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>>151338

Man this makes me glad everyone in my family is dead or dying and the last notable individual was there to witness the franco-prussian war.

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 No.151356

>>151355

That is not a very healthy attitude.

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 No.151357

>>151356

Healthy attitudes lead to healthy eating.

Then the skellies will win.

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 No.151358

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>>151357

Actually people get fatter when they eat more because their body is desperately trying to stop the skeleton inside from escaping.

Eating bad food like vegetables and fruit is a zionist conspiracy to free the skeletons of the world and let them terrorize people's lives, when in reality we should all be eating as many hamburgers as we can to make sure the skeletons are unable to break out.

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 No.151359

Second paid shit of the day

Seconds are ticking by like minutes today, walking around pretending to be busy wondering what the fuck I'm doing with my life

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 No.151360

>>151359

You are making money, that will increase the options you have with your life.

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 No.151361

>>151333

I've been smashing down some maggi beef noodles myself recently, I cook 3 packets on the stove then drain most of the water and dump them in a big microwave safe bowl and chow down. I use 2 flavoring packets instead of 3

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 No.151362

>>151361

>2 flavoring packets instead of 3

I do that too. 1:1 is too strong.

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 No.151363

>>151362

I remember I once had all 5 packets of mini goreng in one go once, only used 1 powder sachet and all the soy sauce and garlic sachets and onion packets

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 No.151364

>>151363

Yes the powder sachets are way too strong with those. Five at once could kill you.

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 No.151365

I just bought a papaya from ALDI and it tastes bland. One bite and I already know it's going in the trash.

This happens every time I try an exotic fruit, the last one being extremely bland dragonfruit, so I'm beginning to think that all the good fruits are already popular in the west. Western nations colonized most of the world at one point or another and brought back their best-tasting fruit, so perhaps we're just left with fruit which taste boring but look exciting and delicious to the western eye like dragonfruit.

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 No.151366

>>151365

Eat a durian.

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 No.151367

>>151365

I just stick with apples,bannanas and grapes.

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 No.151368

>>151367

Good choices. Mangos can be nice. A bit hit and miss though. Same with rockmelon and watermelon.

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 No.151369

>>151368

I do like watermelon but I don't eat it fast enough

Always throw the 2nd half out because it's gone manky

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 No.151370

how ridiculous is this whole needles in fruit thing?

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 No.151371

>>151370

Pretty crazy.

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 No.151372

wich cruisey would chill with posssum on neet street

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 No.151373

File: e4878eb33806cb7⋯.jpg (1.08 MB,1600x1200,4:3,guarana.jpg)

>>151365

>papaya

Depending on your tastebuds, it might actually taste like vomit. It's the case for me.

I don't really know what you got in aussieville but if you're buying up exotic fruit you might have some hue fruits which are generally great.

Things I'm familiar with you could try out if they align with your tastes:

>Açaí

Extremely sweet and fatty. It's falsely advertised abroad as some magical natural cure for every health ailment, but in reality it's not particularly healthy because again it tastes and is extremely sweet and fatty. They bait executives looking to become skeletons into eating what is essentially natural candy because what do executives like more than the illusion of healthy habits and candy?

>Passion fruit

Sour, with a decent amount of sweet on top. If you like sour fruits, this is something to try. Citric fruits have a tendency to taste similar, but this is one of the more different ones

>Guava

It tastes like a not very sweet fleshy fruit with a hint of sour, if you like the taste of fiber, this is for you.

>Pitanga

I really don't like this fruit but it's not sweet at all, and then it's mostly sour with a bit of bitter mixed in. I actually like sour and bitter and only tolerate sweet, but I don't like this fruit anyway.

>pineapple

It's popular worldwide but I'm not sure if the australian market has it due to it depending a lot on the american climate, but otherwise it's an extremely sweet fruit with an above average amount of acidic

>lime

I hear in the anglosphere you guys don't actually eat limes, instead opting for the faggot weakling version called lemon that tastes tamer.

If you want to try out a fruit that is not for fruits, try out a lime. If you ever watched a cartoon where someone ate a lemon and their lips were sucked into their mouths, a lemon can't do that, but a lime can and does to a first time eater.

>cupuaçu

I don't know an english name and a doubt there is one, but it's a hue fruit that literally looks like a turd, and it makes some really good ice cream. It doesn't taste much different from your average sweet+sour fruit, except there's a fibrous aftertouch to it which you can't feel on other fruits with a similar taste.

>caju

It's literally radioactive and the poison of its seed isn't radioactive but has the same effects of ionizing radiation. But it's only a few times more radioactive than a banana. A few.

What I'm saying is unless you know how to prepare the seed (known as Brazil nut) don't eat the nut, but otherwise the fruit is like a less fleshy and sweeter pear. It's good, unlike the pear.

>pear

It's a worse apple with autism, don't eat it.

>scarlet eggplant

It's a literal meme in fruit form. Everyone says it tastes awful, so people eat it to say they ate it.

>guarana

It looks like grapes, except instead of grapes they're this bunch of orange/reddish eyes staring into nothing.

They conveniently have a composition similar to energy drinks, tasting like an energy drink making for a natural energy drink. The taste is this clusterfuck of tastes because it has basically every dietary component, but what sticks out is generally sour. The boomer of plants.

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 No.151374

>>151373

We grow a lot of pineapples in the north of our country.

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 No.151375

File: a810f92a590ce88⋯.jpg (82.89 KB,640x613,640:613,emojimon.jpg)

>ear buds break so I can't listen to music on breaks anymore

>can't afford ciggies anymore

>watch was cracked on the job

>"manager" cunt tells me to fill cooler with water bottles

>do it but drop a few

>tells me if I can't do it right then don't do it at all

>for fucking water

Position change can't come any sooner.

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 No.151376

File: 1933613af1615d1⋯.png (1.42 MB,1179x553,1179:553,meirl.PNG)

life is shit

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 No.151377

>>151376

Life is what you make of it. It has both its ups and its downs.

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 No.151378

>>151377

my life doesn't have ups and downs, it's a fucking straight line of boring nothingness

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 No.151379

>>151378

That is the distorted view of a depressed person. It does not match with reality. Depression makes you see the world in an overly negative and inaccurate way.

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 No.151380

>>151376

Life is like a hooker. It will only give you love if you give something in return, and it will give you a horrible curse regardless. That's why you need to bring it around back, slide both your hands around it's neck, tightly grasp, and hold it until it's gone cold. You bury it deep in the swamp, have breakfast in the morning, and go to work.

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 No.151381

>>151380

you speak my language

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 No.151382

File: 95ae2e608570730⋯.webm (2.14 MB,640x352,20:11,SLAVIC MISSILE.webm)

File: 36c14f811fcb859⋯.webm (762.39 KB,640x360,16:9,slav cannon.webm)

File: 6b02d8722d6549d⋯.webm (941.41 KB,480x360,4:3,slav eh maria.webm)

File: 0ec39a8cb33b9bc⋯.webm (2.05 MB,640x360,16:9,slav mobile.webm)

>>151376

Not if you're part of those videos from the internet that make people wtf. All life and progress solely exists for crazy russian videos.

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 No.151383

>>151382

i was born in the wrong country

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 No.151384

File: 99e36f75153c7a9⋯.webm (6.3 MB,640x360,16:9,Slavland a magical place.webm)

File: 2218f79f5bbf409⋯.jpg (100.25 KB,660x495,4:3,slav birthday.jpg)

File: a97750e9a6ddafc⋯.png (247.15 KB,615x593,615:593,12a51658ae276d024f5ceccec2….png)

>>151383

You can make your own national equivalent. All you need is to summon your spirit slav, everyone has one.

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 No.151385

File: 83700a18dd2559f⋯.jpg (16.45 KB,231x244,231:244,Ozpepe2.jpg)

>>151380

This may be the deepest and most correct thing I've ever read here.

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 No.151386

just yacked up my lunch

for fucks sake

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 No.151387

>>151386

Bad lunch or bad day ?

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 No.151388

>>151387

not sure, probably bad day. Felt bloated and disgusting. Then tried to take a shit and projectile vomited.

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 No.151389

>>151388

Fuck, not pleasant.

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 No.151390

>>151388

What did you eat ?

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 No.151391

>>151388

Drink more water

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 No.151392

>>151391

Drink more goon

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 No.151393

File: 2a474f51aa82634⋯.jpg (107.96 KB,960x540,16:9,7053c8a1d4e29a21579c93d21f….jpg)

>tfw your favorite character in the anime you're watching is gone

Why must even the 2D world torture me so?

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 No.151394

>>151393

You need to give up all that silly nonsense.

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 No.151395

>>151288

neeto this isnt 04

>>151375

damn neeto that sucks.

Good that you cant afford cigs anymore

I cleaned out my whole fucking room today, my closet had shit in it from 2008, i found a single dart i saved from a trip to eruope. Feels i dunno man.

I wanna do a diss track to my ex

complain about old white men in the art industry

then let a young white boy pull one over you

15K and his name on a plague from an idea that fucking came from you

Damn thats some shit girl

where that r-e-s-p-c-t girl

Damn thats some shit girl

where that r-e-s-p-c-t girl

he's a fool entire concept c through

and i see right through

all his bullshit how he uses you

throw a party for him and let it get between me and you

Damn thats some shit girl

where that r-e-s-p-c-t girl

Damn thats some shit girl

where that r-e-s-p-c-t girl

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 No.151396

>>151395

That … song ? …

Seriously m8, it's one thing to be hung up on your ex but please don't ever post shit like that again.

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 No.151397

File: 1a352c479ba170f⋯.jpg (39.76 KB,359x353,359:353,pepe248.jpg)

I am hoping Cruisey will be back this evening after work and everything will be fine and we can all laugh at my silly worrying and catastrophizing.

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 No.151398

File: a68f6602d88a099⋯.gif (919.18 KB,480x270,16:9,1429683690903.gif)

>>151394

This.

There comes a point when we all need to accept that Gin is best doll.

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 No.151399

File: 64b6e76a0a0a273⋯.jpg (71.7 KB,679x679,1:1,5625601e3f3386dc7b3134d0ba….jpg)

>>151395

The early 2000s were the best years of the millenial life.

>emo girls

>ironic satanism

>playstation 2

>sports games were good

>internet forums

>mmorpgs before WoW killed the genre

>anime consolidates itself into its own genre instead of being "japanese cartoons, some of which are for adults", although that was already ongoing albeit at a slow pace by then

>edgelords skyrocket in edge, quantity and quality

>bullying

>good nickelodeon sitcoms

>newgrounds

>4chan

>christian television

>flip phones

>sandals

And all of that is gone.

I want to turn back time and relive these days.

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 No.151400

>>151399

All those things were terrible.

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 No.151401

I finished watching Solo. What garbage. A younger Han Solo should have been an even harder-edged character but they made him an absolute soy boy.

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 No.151402

>>151397

I hope so too, friend.

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 No.151403

Payday boys should be a good one this week

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 No.151404

>>151403

Save that money. Don't blow it on mindless vices.

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 No.151405

>>151404

Even been off the mints for 24 hours now.

Doin good

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 No.151406

>>151405

Well done mate.

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 No.151407

speaking of neet welfare

I wonder how cheesey is doing

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 No.151408

>>151405

Good work, Holmes.

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 No.151409

>>151407

I hope he is okay. My impression was the crisis had passed, but that was a while ago and we haven't heard from him.

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 No.151410

>>151407

cruisecakeneet welfare report at 8:15PM AEST (someone remind me)

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 No.151411

>>151403

Payday just makes me angry these days. Taxation is theft.

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 No.151412

>>151411

Taxation funds my NEET lifestyle.

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 No.151413

>>151412

Yes, I've been meaning to chat to you about your alcohol expenditure.

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 No.151414

File: 6b7e5ca53666eff⋯.jpg (117.5 KB,595x775,119:155,6b7e5ca53666eff1636724cfa3….jpg)

>>151412

Taxation forces many into NEETdom.

It's a double edged sword.

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 No.151415

I'm on the way to the musical.

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 No.151416

>>151415

Oh what a night!

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 No.151417

>>151415

Have fun. Give my regards to mummybot.

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 No.151418

>>151413

It is zero.

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 No.151419

>>151418

What if Cruisey doesn't check in this week? Will you be drinking by the weekend?

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 No.151420

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 No.151421

$661 for 21.5 hours

Not bad

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 No.151422

>>151421

Time to blow it out your ass.

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 No.151423

>>151419

No I will not deal with my distress by such means. It only makes things worse. That is the mistake Cruisey made.

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 No.151424

>>151423

Go easy on him when he does come back.

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 No.151425

>>151421

Pretty good.

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 No.151426

>>151421

Look at this rich cunt.

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 No.151427

>>151424

Of course I will.

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 No.151428

>>151427

You say that, but you might be like one of these mothers of a kid who goes missing and give him a flogging thirty seconds after his safe return.

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 No.151429

File: 28c0cc67b3f739d⋯.jpg (71.37 KB,836x540,209:135,c15b96bf5e49543ae9f855d504….jpg)

>>151398

Actually, that's the one I'm griefing over.

And the 2013 version is a mistake.

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 No.151430

File: 528aec07c20351f⋯.gif (963.29 KB,500x435,100:87,528aec07c20351f7773592d1be….gif)

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 No.151431

>>151429

Grieving, not my day.

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 No.151432

Time to return to the land of dreams, they can't bother me in my own world. Have a good one mates.

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 No.151433

File: 93614ec27374606⋯.jpg (155.78 KB,851x926,851:926,1374108112768.jpg)

>>151429

I like both continuities, but Gin's portrayed better in the 2013 version, closer to the manga.

She's proud and abrasive by nature, rather than how the original anime made her into some kind of tragic antagonist.

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 No.151434

>>151432

Good night.

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 No.151435

>>151433

You people are fukkin weird.

>>151432

Night mate.

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 No.151436

>>151428

Well I am presuming he has a good reason for his absence. I would be very surprised if he just completely disregarded me.

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 No.151437

>>151436

He could be the next Madeline McCann or William Tyrell.

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 No.151438

Went and saw MI6: Fallout today. It got very high ratings (97%) on Rotten Tomatoes, some saying it was one of the greatest action movies ever made. I didn't think so - it was good, not great. I've noticed over my life that hollywood hasn't become much better at making great action movies, but they've gotten better at making good ones.

One thing's for sure though - I felt a lot better getting out of the house and doing something different. Might go see the predator soon.

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 No.151439

File: 218a9120badbb1e⋯.jpg (69.29 KB,603x540,67:60,ffff2b30532efb8facd9a23148….jpg)

>>151433

>that pic

I wonder what kind of ancient NEET wisdom that guy has.

>tragic antagonist

That makes her more likeable and attractive.

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 No.151440

>>151438

Glad you feel better.

80s had the best action movies.

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 No.151441

>>151438

Well done mate.

I am going to watch the old predator again. I am not that interested in the new one.

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 No.151442

>>151440

It had some great one ones (Aliens and Die Hard come to mind), but there was also a lot of crap.

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 No.151443

>>151442

I have a soft spot for Commando, Bloodsport, etc.

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 No.151444

I liked the Rocky movies.

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 No.151445

Rambo I was fantastic, but I think is 70's.

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 No.151446

Good evening NEETs, been quite busy at work the last few days.

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 No.151447

>>151446

Hello mate. Have you been coping well with the busyness?

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 No.151448

>>151446

Cruisey?!

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 No.151449

>>151447

Yep been doing fine, once I start something I must finish it.

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 No.151450

>>151448

Shire.

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 No.151451

>>151450

Bugger

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 No.151452

>>151451

I was reading over the thread, he has gone missing or something?

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 No.151453

>>151449

Good to see that you're coping well mate.

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 No.151454

>>151452

He hasn't posted since yesterday morning.

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 No.151455

File: 8ac882b9a5e1037⋯.mp4 (947.66 KB,512x272,32:17,'We have such sights to sh….mp4)

File: 7876ba9cd18f6c3⋯.jpg (2.83 MB,2422x3132,1211:1566,7876ba9cd18f6c33df20d4268d….jpg)

>>151439

>That makes her more likeable and attractive.

I feel the exact opposite, but I know what you mean,

>>151439

The best horror, too.

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 No.151456

>>151454

Might be just super busy with work or something, he's probably fine.

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 No.151457

>>151456

I hope so.

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 No.151458

Bloody motherbot cooked me 8 nuggets and made me a garden salad.

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 No.151459

>>151458

She put you on a diet or something?

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 No.151460

>>151458

Is that bad?

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 No.151461

>>151458

An Executive could eat 10 nuggets

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 No.151462

>>151459

She's always on at me to lose weight. Last couple of weeks have been rather salad-heavy.

>>151460

Nuggets and salad do not go together.

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 No.151463

>>151461

This executive usually eats 10 with a large zinger stacker combo.

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 No.151464

>>151463

Well until I fucked up and asked the girl out.

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 No.151465

>>151461

More like 20+

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 No.151466

>>151461

10 nuggets is nothing.

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 No.151467

>>151464

Have you been back there yet?

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 No.151468

>>151463

>>151465

>>151466

Sorry I was assuming he had already consumed a Family Feast meal

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 No.151469

>>151467

Not that one.

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 No.151470

>>151433

>>151429

There's a 2013 version?

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 No.151471

>>151458

When is she returning to the coast?

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 No.151472

>>151471

I'll probably throw her in the boot Saturday morning and drive her down there.

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 No.151473

File: 87d5a0a201eea18⋯.jpg (110.91 KB,949x540,949:540,c8aaf79a931837db3d51be7d69….jpg)

>>151455

Oh you like femdom. Me too.

I see why you prefer the proud and abrasive version, that's good too.

>>151470

Yes, indeed.

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 No.151474

>>151443

Predator was the best 80s Arnie movie

>>151445

Rambo was 80s. Rocky started in the 70s, and was crap, but the first movie had some heart.

>>151455

Hellraiser's just a thinly disguised metaphor for gay BDSM clubs. The Thing is just a heavily disguised allegory about yiddish infiltration of anglo civilisation. Or something. You'd have to ask John Campbell.

>Horror

Don't forget Evil Dead 1. One of the few horror movies that has actual horror in it.

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 No.151475

>>151474

>Hellraiser's just a thinly disguised metaphor for gay BDSM clubs.

hot

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 No.151476

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB,560x400,7:5,group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>151463

A REAL executive orders only giant feasts from KFC - two if he's peckish. By even knowing what this 'zinger stacker' snacklet thing is, you have inadvertently revealed yourself as a skellie.

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 No.151477

>>151475

Pinhead would make you squeal in pleasure and pain

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 No.151478

>>151476

I weighed 125kg last time I looked.

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 No.151479

>>151478

That would be the weight of one leg for an executive

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 No.151480

>>151478

Getting there but a bit more effort would be appreciated.

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 No.151481

>>151437

>early this morning a a 27 year old boy was snatched from his girlfriend's home. Police are investigating the disappearance and urging anyone with information to come forward.

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 No.151482

>the boy's parents have appeared on live TV to announce a reward of 10,000GBP to anyone whose tip leads to the safe return of their little social worker boy. More at 11

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 No.151483

>>151481

>>151482

The NIGGER did it!

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 No.151484

>>151483

either way there is gonna be one hell of a story to tell in 15 years time when they find him

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 No.151485

>>151484

15 years without fishing…

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 No.151486

>>151480

I have 3.5 weeks to lose 50kg so the banjo girl falls in love with me.

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 No.151487

From: Gerard D'bixnood

Node: Victim's apartment

Re: Mog Report 19/9/19

Today we got off to a slow start, mogging only two young men for their wallets. Similar success through the afternoon. Considering relocating for greater mog efficiency.

We've been monitoring the situation regarding the social worker mogged into the afterlife yesterday by the local Apex boys. The death hasn't sent any ripples through the local community but there is a pesky unemployed man asking too many questions. We've sent an operative to grool over his girlfriend and preliminary reports suggest a successful cunnymogging; she's forgotten all about him.

END

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 No.151488

push Correction title 'Re: Mog Report 19/9/19' (operator comment: mogged him into the future, heh);

END

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 No.151489


pushq %rbp
movq %rsp, %rbp

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 No.151490

>>151400

There is literally nothing wrong with sandals

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 No.151491

>>151490

Spoken like a true sandalista

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 No.151492

>>151491

how rude

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 No.151493

File: c7722af61eea6f6⋯.jpg (100.44 KB,500x666,250:333,1wzpe7.jpg)

>>151437

>Madeline McCann

I've been waiting more than 10 years for a chance to post this meme.

Did anyone else ever notice her right eye?

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 No.151494

>>151493

>I've been waiting more than 10 years for a chance to post this meme.

how does it feel to finally do it?

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 No.151495

>>151493

Yes. Pizzagate people noted it (and several other cases).

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 No.151496

>>151495

What's so special? Maybe she banged her eye somewhere.

>>151493

Fag

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 No.151497

Maddie is an anagram of I'm dead

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 No.151498

The McCanns should lighten up. They're probably grandparents by now.

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 No.151499

>>151498

That's some mid 2000s tier edge, neeto

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 No.151500

>>151496

It's a congenital thing.

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 No.151501

>>151498

Such immature "banter".

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 No.151502

>>151501

I didn't fucking kill her!

I left her with 4 hours of air

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 No.151503

>>151499

Honestly her parents should be happy she has a full time job in some middle eastern whore house

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 No.151504

>>151503

If only her dad was Liam Neeson

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 No.151505

>>151500

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coloboma

Honestly I never noticed it until it was pointed out in a science class years later. I guess I just don't look at people's eyes that much.

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 No.151506

>>151504

He would have used his jedi powers to find her by now, unless she was taken by the Sandpeople

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 No.151507

Should I start playing WoW again?

Shit's the only MMO with an Australian server.

The fuck is wrong with this continent

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 No.151508

File: f65f1d273eed284⋯.png (38.81 KB,541x562,541:562,1514000893001.png)

Very disappointing dinner with my mother that ended in her very passive aggressively implying my gf only wants me for a visa.

I then left without helping her move the furniture she had conveniently forgotten to tell me about while inviting me over.

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 No.151509

>>151508

>implying my gf only wants me for a visa.

Dont know who you are but if you're dating a gook she's right.

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 No.151510

File: 3519c1a14da331d⋯.jpg (40.12 KB,650x400,13:8,liam-neeson-taken.jpg)

>>151506

That wasn't the movie I was referencing. I can't fucking believe anyone like the star wars movies beyond the original trilogy to remember anything about them

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 No.151511

>>151508

> implying my gf only wants me for a visa.

It is probably true isn't it?

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 No.151512

>>151507

Does anything good ever come out of playing WoW

>>151508

Sounds like mummybot is jealous

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 No.151513

>>151508

>gf only wants me for a visa

If this were a thing we'd all have gf's. Well, except for brazilneet and nzneet

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 No.151514

>>151509

>>151511

The only way for her to get a visa is to marry me and she is a hedonist that doesn't want children or anything so that won't be happening anytime soon

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 No.151515

>>151513

even in the visa bf market the chads win

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 No.151516

>Been spending the past seven hours doing anything but applying for jobs

Haha I am sof fucked might as well neck myself tbh

>>151514

This might surprise you but marriage doesn't automatically result in babies.

And there's this thing called 'lying' also.

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 No.151517

>>151514

Mate she sounds awful. Why don't you get a nice white girl?

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 No.151518

>>151513

I can refer you to a chink fag who'd happily suck your dick for that citizenship

No joke

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 No.151519

File: 51bb8edbc93478f⋯.jpg (117.33 KB,818x960,409:480,1507901205001.jpg)

>>151516

The point of marriage is to create a family unit for the benefit of children produced, mate

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 No.151520

File: 1ebf161a25dd2f1⋯.jpg (115.2 KB,540x555,36:37,sw.jpg)

>>151510

WOT you didn't see me kick ass?

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 No.151521

Three bush rash posts in a row, well done.

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 No.151522

>>151521

the rash has spread from the bum

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 No.151523

>>151303

Sounds like paradise

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 No.151524

>>151309

Have a wank in the shed, or just wank in front of them

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 No.151525

>>151522

Bum and benis rash?

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 No.151526

>>151512

>Does anything good ever come out of playing WoW

My guild mate lost his virginity playing WoW back in 2008

Holy shit 2008 was ten years ago

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 No.151527

Do you think we can change monks tastes back to Indian or is he stuck as a gook lover forever

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 No.151528

>>151527

Gooks are superior to poojetas

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 No.151529

>>151527

Increasing his self esteem and dealing with his mental illnesses and lifestyle issues will see his tastes changed to white. He is only attracted to low status races because of his problems.

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 No.151530

>>151527

Maybe if we bully him his self esteem will drop to poojeeta levels again

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 No.151531

>>151530

If he keeps working, he could probably become a king in a village in India.

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 No.151532

>>151531

maybe he could become an actual monk

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 No.151533

Maybe he just prefers exotic women?

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 No.151534

>>151533

That's like calling goon exotic wine

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 No.151535

File: 0b682d9e65a1bb8⋯.jpg (133.95 KB,1078x1080,539:540,TISM - The Lucky Cunt.jpg)

The minimum wage in some american states, let alone other countries, is worrying. Sure, our costs and housing prices are fucked, but factoring all that in I reckon our NEETs get more money then their wagies.

I guess I should stop complaining to Americans about my 25 AUD/hr

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 No.151536

>>151535

I'd probably just kill myself if all I could hope for is 7 bucks an hour

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 No.151537

File: 76cc3f8b0d577e6⋯.jpg (1.59 MB,3456x4608,3:4,2018-09-19 18.10.18.jpg)

Was a bad boy and paid a visit to Craig at liquor land

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 No.151538

>>151535

It's about the same isnt it?

At least in the US if things so south you can an hero easily.

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 No.151539

>>151538

I mean, the "insane rent price" in places like Jew York is what, 2k a month?

That's a normal two bedroom apartment in outer Sydney.

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 No.151540

>>151537

That catalogue placement doesn't look accidental either. Why are you trying to anger the danposters?

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 No.151541

>>151537

Craig doesn't know any good aboriginal women.

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 No.151542

File: be19192f42a7f90⋯.png (593.61 KB,690x664,345:332,superior southern cartoons.png)

>>151538

>It's about the same isnt it?

Honestly, I don't know. Economics is not my strong point.

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 No.151543

>>151541

Neither does anyone else

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 No.151544

>>151543

How much are you going to drink tonight?

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 No.151545

>tfw have to cook dinner

Might have to get a gf so I stop eating like a lazy poor

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 No.151546

>>151537

What happened to red star Boongka?

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 No.151547

>>151545

Just Menulog™ or UberEats™

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 No.151548

>>151547

Pajeet spits in your food.

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 No.151549

>>151547

I'm not going to fall for such jewish schemes

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 No.151550

>>151548

He also touches it with his poo hands

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 No.151551

>>151546

They don't sell it there

>>151541

He's got some ok abo porn

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 No.151552

>>151549

>tfw spent like $300 in the past couple months

Oy vey!

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 No.151553

>>151552

Fast food adds up dangerously fast and all you really get in the end is a nice poo pic

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 No.151554

File: b1ee13cfce21f7d⋯.jpg (145.41 KB,1439x1788,1439:1788,zLActQLEB8XHMY33cNgGw0gxGz….jpg)

Can someone please tell me the process of renting a place.

Do I just call the agent listed on realestate.com.au and go from there? I've never done this before. Am I likely to get rejected from a 1 bedroom flat because I have no rent history?

Can I secure a place within a month? Any tips?

i still prefer browns

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 No.151555

>>151551

You know you want top shelf abo porn, you shouldn't go for substitutions. Visit Dan on the weekend when you're out of Vodka and apologise to him by looking him in the eye before you go inside.

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 No.151556

>>151554

Yes

Yes, though depends on how much of a shithole it is. Should be okay if you have a job.

In a day if you're lucky. Dress nice and act professional.

kys pajeet

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 No.151557

>>151553

You should sell those pictures on eBay but spoiler them so people have to pay for them before seeing them.

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 No.151558

>>151555

Fuck him, I'll just shoplift.

He can't iron bar us all

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 No.151559

Looks like a security guard position just opened up at Joondalup Dan Murphy's

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 No.151560

>>151558

Doesn't Dan at Joony have a security guards to help him keep order?

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 No.151561

File: 7df268b028bdc1d⋯.jpg (21.11 KB,400x258,200:129,11.jpg)

>>151558

Not smart. Here's what happened to the last unruly group that thought they could overcome Dan through sheer weight of numbers.

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 No.151562

>>151554

I've read that you need to be able to provide at most 30% of your income to rent. I've been wanting to move out for ages now but never have. Anyone else got any renting advise for us?

I still prefer yellows

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 No.151563

>>151562

There's a spare dumpster out the back of dans, you only need to pay 30% of your asshole to live there

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 No.151564

>>151554

My dad owns rentals

Call the real estate agent up and ask to arrange a viewing, she'll ask you if you have a job or rent history etc.

Most will settle if you have a job but they will probably ask for some sort of reference to make sure you can pay for the place, they might also Google you or look at your fuckbook so make sure it's all clean.

Dress nice for the viewing and try act like you don't really want it (think used car dealership strategy), rents have gone down a lot and some houses can't even get tenants in these days without lowering their prices more

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 No.151565

File: 435a9dd78697690⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.08 MB,3456x4608,3:4,2018-09-19 18.58.39.jpg)

Australian made poo

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 No.151566

>>151396

rough but yeah fair enough that was p badim still going to post my shitty songs

>>151399

pre-smart phone was the best era of technology. Fuck everything from 09 on wards

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 No.151567

>>151323

>>151330

Thank you

>>151395

What the fuck was that song mate

>>151537

NK you boong

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 No.151568

File: 7e9dbeab6ab133a⋯.png (20.31 KB,412x354,206:177,1419575275681.png)

I am off to bed NEETs.

My friend Cruisey is still absent. I am thinking of you mate. I will see you when you get back. Good night.

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 No.151569

File: 9cb9c25878d0d34⋯.jpg (86.36 KB,750x843,250:281,1cBg9IIzS9_POjas9fHFBVBNX_….jpg)

I'm off too. Important day tomorrow.

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 No.151570

>>151569

Rape day?

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 No.151571

>>151570

Raping a fuckin job interview cuz

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 No.151572

Hello NEETs, I am catching the train back from watching the Jersey Boys musical. I really enjoyed it, it was a very interesting and sad story.

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 No.151573

>>151572

Hello mate. I am glad you liked it.

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 No.151574

File: 5f8ca0a127fac7a⋯.png (1.25 MB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2018-09-19-20-1….png)

Struck fuckin gold neets

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 No.151575

>>151574

Get her nudes mate.

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 No.151576

Hey NEETs

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 No.151577

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 No.151578

>>151572

hey John Was it as gay as I sounds like to me

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 No.151579

>>151568

Hey Possum, When you wake up tel me what your Goalhorn should be

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 No.151580

>>151577

good night NEET

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 No.151581

>>151578

Who is John?

Also it was not that gay at all which was surprising. I think that was because it was a documentary about there rise and success then an actual musical. It just had the bands song sprinkled throughout.

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 No.151582

Its cold NEETs

Wouldn't wanna be a street kid tonight

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 No.151583

>>151575

Gonna get some personalized abo porn collections going, gonna have to goon and sniff her first

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 No.151584

File: 2ed891875dceead⋯.jpg (11.41 KB,206x206,1:1,7adb46031fdcd86838836fdcee….jpg)

UNNA

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 No.151585

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 No.151586

File: 950275153478172⋯.jpg (275.07 KB,1714x1285,1714:1285,Kioke.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.151587

>>151586

Gooknight gaijin

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 No.151588

It been a long day, and tomorrow will be no different but at least I will be visiting Dan. Night Night NEETs

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 No.151589

>>151586

おやすみ、グーックちゃん!

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 No.151590

File: beb05ae8e87d0b9⋯.png (45.06 KB,255x248,255:248,1405586115520.png)

>wake up

>everyones gone to sleep

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 No.151591

File: 1c95586272bffc4⋯.jpg (1.65 MB,1490x1116,745:558,片翼の天使.jpg)

>>151589

グック*

why speak japanese to a gook

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 No.151592

File: 198d52c7a210410⋯.jpg (57.77 KB,591x800,591:800,198d52c7a210410da23554b5ae….jpg)

1am squad

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 No.151593

File: a66baaa2898843d⋯.jpg (171.66 KB,1200x1200,1:1,1537160780096.jpg)

>>151592

>tfw 1am awst squad

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 No.151594

hope I get sacked tomorrow

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 No.151595

anyone itt

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 No.151596

>>151594

I'm sure you can do it if you put you mind to it m8.

>>151595

yeah

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 No.151597

>>151596

what are you up to?

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 No.151598

File: 3ea8bb179684208⋯.jpg (21.03 KB,474x251,474:251,1537317892734.jpg)

>>151473

>femdom

I have to wonder what is wrong with some people

>>151597

Trying to learn dwarf fortress, thinking about earlier this year when everyone was unemployed and the thread would be fast as hell at this time.

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 No.151599

File: 4e7d505beaee66b⋯.webm (4.13 MB,400x400,1:1,britinfrastructure.webm)

Anyone ever read /brit/? I like to sometimes because it is like another (very depressing) world. Never post tho.

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 No.151600

>>151599

r9k /brit/? yeah

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 No.151601

>>151600

You mean the thread on 4chan? I was refering to our very own

>>>/brit/

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 No.151602

>>151601

We should get dan murphy on our layout like they have mosley

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 No.151603

>>151602

we need a dan themed css as well, I wonder if I made one if BO would apply it.

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 No.151604

Morning everybody.

Hope Possum gets his wish this morning.

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 No.151605

Good morning NEETs

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 No.151606

>>151493

I have something similar.

That's actually very light heterochromia. It slightly disappears with age as cells die and are replaced (which is extremely slow for the eyes).

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 No.151607

File: 38b5be19b6b87b6⋯.jpg (229.06 KB,1659x1080,553:360,2b78f3c269293595e256e7da04….jpg)

>>151598

Well I like femdom but not the "hey bitch let me step on your balls" kind.

People put too much emphasis on the dominance/submission thing.

No matter what you do in life you'll be either in a commanding position or under someone in a commanding position. You're either deciding what you do like when you're playing a sport, or someone is telling you what to do like in school. And that's just part of life.

When it comes to relationships you're suddenly expected as a male to always be in charge and responsible for every little detail, but Suigintou would be a woman with an initiative you can actually treat like an equal and not in the feminist lie way. She actually has her own personality and initiative, and she would take the wheel every now and then. Her pride is part of this.

When it comes to being abrasive, with men it's associated to being violent, with women it's associated to being bitchy. Suigintou is abrasive without those accompanying negative traits, and this is actually a good thing because abrasive includes several other positive traits such as not being afraid of conflict or of speaking one's mind.

The other dolls like Shinku or Suiseiseki are passive all the time and have no personality of their own unless they're left cornered. They'd be the typical passive female that's only good for fuckmeat.

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 No.151608

>>151373

We have limes, passion fruits, pineapples and pears as shit we grow here

Also don't bully the pear

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 No.151609

Morning neets. Did you sleep well? I didn't and feel like shit

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 No.151610

>>151609

Slept very well.

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 No.151611

>>151609

>>151609

I could of had a better sleep

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 No.151612

File: 6832e809bcb451a⋯.webm (3.77 MB,480x360,4:3,shekel shuffle.webm)

>>151609

I woke up with a headache and more crud in my eyes than autism in my head.

Morning NEET.

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 No.151613

>>151604

>>151605

>>151609

Morning, slept like shit tbh.

>>151607

Hmm, I guess you are right.

>tfw dreams get more specific as everything goes to shit

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 No.151614

Just ate a breaky hero roll from HJs on that one NEET's recommendations. Didn't realise it had hash brown on it, so ordered two of those as well.

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 No.151615

>>151614

Sounds pretty good, I had bacon and eggs myself.

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 No.151616

File: a47bcdb930de18b⋯.jpg (121.67 KB,750x1000,3:4,31c93ffb3fde4eb264074017c5….jpg)

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 No.151617

File: a5e67eb901851b2⋯.gif (739.85 KB,480x270,16:9,a5e67eb901851b26adc10e8ec9….gif)

File: 2e19c6d3050d557⋯.gif (2.37 MB,653x476,653:476,1451882806998.gif)

File: d9ebf7e9ae66d59⋯.gif (9.08 MB,456x256,57:32,1374889002235.gif)

File: d365f94130fc8ef⋯.jpg (49.92 KB,1280x720,16:9,1397201397272.jpg)

>>151607

I think the masochist crowd would be into Shinku above all.

Gin softens her guard and opens up after a while, but does so without weakening her personality.

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 No.151618

Was so cold last night I kept waking up. Been awake for an hour trying to will myself out of bed

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 No.151619

File: 25a99293041e3e6⋯.gif (538.05 KB,318x400,159:200,angerykaren.gif)

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 No.151620

>>151616 SHILL

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 No.151621

>>151618

Don't bother. There's nothing worth getting up for. Don't make the same mistake the rest of us perky neets did.

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 No.151622

>>151618

Do 100 pushups and squats immediately after getting out of bed and you won't be cold.

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 No.151623

>>151593 23 year old polish dude

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 No.151624

>>151622

I was overcome with rage at my poverty and kicked a chair over into my bookshelf, quickly dressed and stormed downstairs to make a coffee.

Ready to face the day now.

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 No.151625

>>151624

Take some anger out on the following NEETs:

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 No.151626

>>151579

>tel me what your Goalhorn should be

I can't think of anything. Maybe someone else has an idea.

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 No.151627

File: 82ceb2ba3f35a22⋯.png (1.61 MB,1920x1080,16:9,out091251.png)

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 No.151628

File: 73b8882ae0d8780⋯.webm (951.78 KB,360x360,1:1,blackout.webm)

This should be the goalhorn

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 No.151629

>>151624

Way to sort yourself out

>>151626

What does the possum say?

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 No.151630

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>151629

>What does the possum say?

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 No.151631

>>151604

Good morning.

>Hope Possum gets his wish this morning.

Still no Cruisey this morning. They probably detained him for his mental health. He will be back.

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 No.151632

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 No.151633

>>151608

I love a good pear.

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 No.151634

durian is where it's at my friends

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 No.151635

File: b66ec924933a055⋯.jpg (119.32 KB,900x900,1:1,1432901999178.jpg)

>>151614

>breaky

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 No.151636

>>151634

"The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust, and has been described variously as rotten onions, turpentine, and raw sewage."

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 No.151637

>>151635

It's a shortening of breakfast, so breaky is correct.

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 No.151638

>>151637

If the shortened form of a word would change the sound of its natural pronunciation then you need to change the spelling.

We have been through this before. Don't push me I am fractious without my Cruisey.

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 No.151639

>>151638

I prounce it break-fast and break-ey roll.

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 No.151640

achey breaky fast

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 No.151641

hekkaz brekkaz

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 No.151642

Been thinking about that Dodo commercial

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 No.151643

>>151642

Which one?

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 No.151644

>>151637

HJ's themselves call it Brekky. So case closed.

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 No.151645

>>151644

You need to be very careful with this line of logic.

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 No.151646

>>151643

I've had my tv set to SBS Vice, this one seems to play at an hourly rotation. They don't have their original mascot anymore, now it's this hyper realistic Dodo bird with a shady/questionable personality

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 No.151647

>>151646

do they still use cute girls to talk to the dodo bird?

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 No.151648

You never gave us your review of the brekky roll or the hash browns.

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 No.151649

File: befe6859a04ce5b⋯.png (509.89 KB,665x475,7:5,false advertising.png)

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 No.151650

>>151648

The roll was quite good, although the microwave thingo they use after they have constructed it makes the bun softer than I would prefer.

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 No.151651

>>151650

I like a soft roll. I have legit injured my mouth chewing tough bread.

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 No.151652

>>151649

Looks like a deformed clown in the first pic.

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 No.151653

>>151652

Yeah, she's fuggo whatever she does. Can't blame the bikie for what he did just on her dishonest use of makeup though.

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 No.151654

Another fit of rage as the SEVEN DOLLAR pack of bandaids don't even last a single shower.

Why is everything here so fucking shit

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 No.151655

>>151654

Bandaids are shit. Cotton balls and sticky tape work better generally.

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 No.151656

>>151654

Calm down.

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 No.151657

>>151656

Get fucked

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 No.151658

>>151657

Boof head.

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 No.151659

>>151654

Do you even need a bandaid?

And generally if you want to have a wound covered you tie something over it, if it's glued it will fall off and there's nothing you can do about that.

unless you're using bandaids because you like to sniff the smell they leave on your skin after being on it for 1 or 2 days

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 No.151660

Morning gang.

Possum, chill the fuck out. You're acting like an anxiety riddled marsupial.

My uncle passed away yesterday morning and I was at the hospital over that night. Then yesterday I picked up his shit from there and booked a time today with the funeral mob.

Anyway I'll probably be home tonight.

Have a nice day NEETies.

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 No.151661

>>151660

Sorry to hear that, Cruisey.

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 No.151662

>>151519

Or getting a visa and then fucking off

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 No.151663

>>151538

Its actually more with tips.

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 No.151664

funeral mog

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 No.151665

Feeling physically ill ahead of a job interview.

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 No.151666

>>151660

I am sorry for your loss mate.

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 No.151667

File: 135a016bd6a2d66⋯.png (1.23 MB,1200x900,4:3,2018年紅蓮祭.png)

>>151627

that doesnt answer my question

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 No.151668

>>151667

your question doesn't make sense.

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 No.151669

File: 821fb689e40fcd5⋯.jpg (175.91 KB,1162x775,1162:775,classic_dan.jpg)

I've been helping people build confidence in a variety of social settings since 1878. Why don't you stop by and ask our friendly staff to recommend something to help you ace the interview.

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 No.151670

File: bedb417bbb9f4b1⋯.jpg (214.51 KB,566x800,283:400,ピクシブたん.jpg)

>>151668

yes it does

why speak japanese to a gook

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 No.151671

>>151670

so that they can understand that you are offending them because she is clearly Japanese so if you call her a gook in any other language she wont understand,

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 No.151672

>>151671

How do you say "tits or GTFO" in japanese?

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 No.151673

File: fbf659fdf7935f5⋯.png (552.67 KB,890x1090,89:109,ヒトラー.png)

>>151671

you were talking to an australian?

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 No.151674

>>151673

Why can't anyone use question marks properly. It really pisses me off?

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 No.151675

>>151667

>that pic

How can 3DPD demons even compete? 2D is the only acceptable way.

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 No.151676

>>151674

i get it?

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 No.151677

File: 42d72b0eed71d8d⋯.png (308.22 KB,700x750,14:15,今日は一日おやすみぞい!.png)

>>151674

Not everyone can grow up speaking english?

>>151675

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 No.151678

File: 1fd70307cb13985⋯.png (1.22 MB,1200x1200,1:1,1503919918073.png)

Anxiety riddled marsupial here.

I had hoped to be able to fight through this bout of extreme anxiety but it has become clear I am not going to be able to do it. I think I am going to have to take a break from the internet for a while to clear my head.

Hopefully I will not be gone that long. Maybe just a couple of weeks. I don't know.

Last time I quit the internet the boredom and existential dread from being left alone with my thoughts with no distractions was very hard on me, but I think right now those things are preferable to this anxiety the general has been causing me.

So I am going to cut up my aesthetic black ethernet cable, run down my phone credit with pointless downloads until it is empty, and then try and get some peace for a while.

I wish all of you all the best. I am sure life will go on just fine without me for a while.

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 No.151679

>>151678

Your friend came back and you didn't even reply to him.

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 No.151680

>>151591

>>151677

That anon posts Asian models every night before he goes to bed, so some of us have nicknamed him "GookNEET" regardless of whether the model is Japanese, Korean or Chinese etc. And as for your question, there is no reason for why I spoke Japanese to him, it's just funny.

ようこそうにニートスレッド

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 No.151681

File: 152d1705c1ae80a⋯.jpg (1.08 MB,1033x1462,1033:1462,ほたるん.jpg)

>>151680

i understand thank you

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 No.151682

File: 1f4bca91c246133⋯.png (314.97 KB,2004x1194,334:199,56d827961e354fe2483d5088b2….png)

File: 08c44cfd087d8f9⋯.jpg (78.88 KB,600x333,200:111,wojak-vs-pepe.jpg)

File: 233c0be3037b791⋯.jpeg (199.85 KB,1024x1364,256:341,f24f2a7d15a1fccf3afb5eaf4….jpeg)

File: 18ed17b48415705⋯.jpg (60.19 KB,1280x720,16:9,karen.jpg)

>>151678

But if you leave the internet, how can /ausneets/ rich variety of proven self-help memes reach you?

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 No.151683

>>151682

Through the rapevine.

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 No.151684

>>151679

I did reply to him, right here: >>151666

I felt that saying anything else wouldn't be appropriate given the circumstances.

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 No.151685

>looking my collection of unwatched anime, trying to find something that will help pass the day

>realise it's all cliched crap

Is this what depression feels like?

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 No.151686

File: c5fcd603ab5c50e⋯.jpg (277.69 KB,1024x683,1024:683,1510487020001.jpg)

I think the interview went quite well. I correctly answered almost all the technical questions, except totally forgot that Windows has safe mode and thats how you would troubleshoot display drivers for example. He seemed impressed/happy with my technical knowledge. We discussed the package deal and the initial contact as well as when I could start and an overview of the company as well as the role.

Is that a good sign? I bullshitted him saying that I live out of home with my girlfriend (complete fabrication) to try and pretend I have some semblance of a normal life. Though throughout the interview I was clearly nervous and my hand was soaked in sweat when I made an awkward goodbye with a handshake. Oh well, another notch on the belt at very least I suppose.

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 No.151687

I ate mummybots snickers. She is none too pleased.

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 No.151688

>>151685

It sounds like you might be recovering from whatever made you think children's cartoons were the answer in the first place.

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 No.151689

>>151686

It sounds like you did well mate. Good luck,

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 No.151690

File: a7a965cb096c949⋯.jpg (76.69 KB,1008x600,42:25,a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)

>>151686

With Dan at your side, no interview question is too hard.

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 No.151691

>>151687

Tell her you were worried about how fat she is getting.

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 No.151692

>>151687

Tell her you'll give them back once your digestive system is done with them.

>>151688

God I hope not. I'm pretty sure alcoholism is the next stage of maturity after weaboism.

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 No.151693

>>151686

Any business doing anything on windows has no serious need for whatever it is doing on a computer anyway, so you're probably better than whatever they got.

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 No.151694

>>151692

>alcoholism is the next stage of maturity after weaboism

I must have skipped right over that step.

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 No.151695

>>151693

Some pissy bitch took a screenshot of the Active Directory tree here at work, highlighting some OU I had created called something like 'test poop' God knows how long ago. I got chewed out about it today.

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 No.151696

Apparently when pentesting I am supposed to stop and think of nice sensible strings before entering them.

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 No.151697

File: 2ead1e04684d773⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,21.4 KB,564x423,4:3,65ff57784b1c0329dc1ff9ce75….jpg)

I've been thinking about someone I used to know. I lived with the guy for a year and he was a pseudo-autistic wreck; neckbeard, anime addiction, outspoken anti-feminist, virgin, failing his uni papers, loud and inappropriate comments which made women feel uncomfortable, bad drinking habit which he used to fish for attention, and so on.

I had withdrawn from all socializing by the time he arrived in the house but I should have gotten to know him a bit better. We were both awake at true NEET hours most nights so the common area would have been a normie-free zone. He was an interesting and pleasant guy, just a bit abrasive and obnoxious at times.

Hmm.

Have you known a neckbeard? Have you been a neckbeard?

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 No.151698

>>151697

I haven't known one in real life.

We have some of them here on the gen and I try to help them (sometimes I get a bit mean about it) but they are very resistant to my attempts to reform them. I find them quite repulsive.

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 No.151699

>>151698

You sound like Tahlia. I think neckbeards are defined by their lack of self-awareness and I'm not sure that anyone in the gen fits the bill. Some of us are failures but nobody is complaining that feminism robbed them of a wife or anything like that. Which posters came to mind?

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 No.151700

>>151697

> Have you been a neckbeard?

I've got neck stubble, from lazy shaving technique, if that counts.

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 No.151701

>>151700

That other NEET finds you quite repulsive

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 No.151702

>>151697

I have about 9 days growth at the moment. I have a fat chin thing, so >>151698 will find it especially repulsive.

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 No.151703

>>151697

>neckbeard

Like the other anon said neckbeards are defined by their lack of self awareness. And generally I'm too busy inside my head to look out to the outside world and enact my neckbeard-ness if I even had it.

But I do have an increasingly large beard.

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 No.151704

File: f61496f0ba1a9d4⋯.jpg (17.35 KB,250x196,125:98,we are very dissappointed ….jpg)

What gaymes are you playing?

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 No.151705

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 No.151706

>>151704

I played some endless sky, then nethack, and now I'm fucking around san andreas again.

>>151705

My abbo. What distro?

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 No.151707

File: b45018852eac12f⋯.jpg (110.48 KB,960x525,64:35,water.jpg)

>>151704

Writing rather than playing. Still chipping away at opengl tutorials on youtube. I now have reflective water in my game engine. And a weird glowing barrel.

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 No.151708

I should not have called anyone repulsive. that was too harsh. I am sorry. I have just become frustrated by a lot of the awful things I witness here.

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 No.151709

>>151706

debian and centos mainly

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 No.151710

>>151708

You can't unhurt my feelings. "Repulsive", as if. You won't be seeing me or my pissbottles around here any time soon. Good day.

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 No.151711

File: dcd96dbccf3f5f6⋯.gif (1.72 MB,420x275,84:55,1460152366769.gif)

Between yesterday's ReasonableNEET and today's GNU+LinuxNEET and GamedevNEET my opinion of this board increased greatly.

>>151709

>systemd

It's time to make the switch buddy. Install Devuan. I don't know an alternative to CentOS because I haven't used it, however.

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 No.151712

File: a135d2a304cdf7c⋯.jpg (99.92 KB,640x853,640:853,9f8ytxpeean11.jpg)

NEETdogs

NEETdog

Rubbish in my room

NEETdog NEETdog

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 No.151713

Time to fix GRUB after totally fucking up my hardware

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 No.151714

>>151713

In my experience GRUB being broken means it's not actually installed. Every automatic tool which you should be using will configure it to use pretty UUIDs and if conditions.

Windows loves to nuke the EFI system partition with updates, even though windows doesn't actually use the EFI system partition.

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 No.151715

>>151714

I completely took apart my PC recently and since then my SSD doesn't even get to grub rescue, just nothing. Shouldn't be too hard a fix.

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 No.151716

>>151712

True neetclass accommodation, fit for a neetking. Are those dogs?

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 No.151717

File: 6a45adeb0ae9e7b⋯.jpg (14.93 KB,312x310,156:155,cum.JPG)

I was informed of a dollar raise on position change, on top of not having to deal with the cunty "managers" as often. I'll have to inquire on it when I go back to work in two days but I came nonetheless.

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 No.151718

>>151717

Well done, thats 4 extra goon sacks per week

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 No.151719

>>151718

Thanks. I'll celebrate with an actual decent bottle of wine on my first raise check. Maybe a cigar if I feel cheeky. Though I still plan on saving my money as much as possible afterwards.

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 No.151720

File: 4e502d94cc72f7c⋯.jpg (87.72 KB,320x480,2:3,arnie.jpg)

>>151719

Cigars help your gains - the nicotine has a testosterone boosting effect. I like to have one after every workout.

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 No.151721

>>151720

That 'gain' is cancer cells

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 No.151722

File: 65d520b633ff3b1⋯.png (38.18 KB,820x718,410:359,1409456116513.png)

Okay I am ready to cut the cable now. I will see you all when I am back. It could be one week or two or three. I don't know.

Cruisey I am sorry I became burdensome to deal with recently. I wish this hadn't happened. We will talk when I get back. xx

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 No.151723

File: 5f2a307ea44e2db⋯.png (101.4 KB,1448x980,362:245,5f2a307ea44e2dbb4898dc936e….png)

>>151722

You'll be back within 48 hours. You know it, we know it, the frog knows it.

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 No.151724

>>151723

None of you know shit.

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 No.151725

File: 4cdeaddad641010⋯.jpeg (4.65 KB,205x246,5:6,jak.jpeg)

I need a chad friend for edification

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 No.151726

>>151716

Yes. The rodent collection isn't visible in that photo. It's not just a bedroom but a self-contained ecosystem.

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 No.151727

>>151725

I need a gf for bedification.

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 No.151728

>>151727

I wish you had a gf

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 No.151729

>>151724

That was unnecessarily rude

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 No.151730

>>151728

I was taking stock of my life yesterday and I don't really want a gf anymore. I am a pathetic manchild with no money and no hobbies except for browsing the internet and drinking myself to sleep, so I would just embarrass myself if I found someone willing to date me. I'm transitioning to self-improvement-18 instead.

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 No.151731

>>151730

I think it's best not to do a stock take on my life. The results might be horrifyingly negative.

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 No.151732

>>151727

You have your hands for that.

Get a waifu for emotional bonding.

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 No.151733

>>151722

Better smash your router with a hammer just to make sure.

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 No.151734

>>151733

Just pretend it's another flat screen TV.

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 No.151735

>>151730

I'd like to think a realistic chance with a girl would spur on some self-improvement.

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 No.151736

>>151735

As a chubby, poor, 6'1" manlet there's no chance of that happening anyway.

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 No.151737

>>151736

I'm obese and 5'6", so I think you'll probably do ok.

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 No.151738

>>151737

and how well have you performed in GF18?

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 No.151739

>>151738

Got rejected by a KFC gril.

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 No.151740

>>151736

>6'1''

that's not manlet.

You're right above the threshold between manlet and man of 6', you could do a lot worse.

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 No.151741

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.151742

>>151739

Sorry weber, I didn't mean to be rude to you.

>>151740

Any man below 6'7" is destined to get cucked and replaced by a superior model

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 No.151743

(why do you think cheesecake's relationship went down the shitter? He didn't heightmog her by a full foot, that's why)

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 No.151744

>>151742

You weren't rude. We need to all hold each other accountable for GF 2018.

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 No.151745

>>151743

She was probably self-harming worse than any beating he could have given her.

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 No.151746

File: bb6b041e791aa41⋯.jpg (62.74 KB,900x900,1:1,NEETunnel.jpg)

>>151742

Nah that's just 3DPD being 3DPD, happens to the best of us.

You need to free yourself from the vagina jew and accept the 2D samurai.

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 No.151747

>>151746

That's a good picture.

Also some NEETs practice the exquisite art of the warmhammer instead of the samurai sword.

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 No.151748

>>151747

*warhammer

although warmhammer makes me chuckle

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 No.151749

File: 1a3408ba567d959⋯.jpg (57.52 KB,700x706,350:353,a5bpryN_700b.jpg)

>>151742

>Any man below 6'7" is destined to get cucked

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 No.151750

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 No.151751

File: 36716b968301ca0⋯.jpg (59.87 KB,500x475,20:19,height.jpg)

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 No.151752

>>151744

That's true. I think you really deserve a gf, from our previous conversations you're a neet guy who deserves a relationship. Your life seems to be in order too, there are no red flags except maybe a lacking social life, so perhaps you could focus on Charisma 2018 for the moment. Have you got any post-KFC gf schemes running at the moment?

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 No.151753

File: ed502124a78c8d3⋯.gif (58.44 KB,220x220,1:1,sp00k.gif)

Spooky Steve here to tell you not to be so Sternum and to be more Humerus.

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 No.151754

File: bf9ad2ab9656726⋯.jpg (122.49 KB,1600x1000,8:5,kendo.jpg)

>>151747

>the samurai sword

Actually have some kendo training. How many autism points is that worth when applying for DSP?

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 No.151755

>>151753

Fuck off, Stevo

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 No.151756

>>151754

You should definitely take your bokken to your interview.

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 No.151757

Phone posting is best posting.

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 No.151758

File: ae24155891cb95a⋯.png (212.6 KB,718x900,359:450,55eb689055bd0c35d74d275a17….png)

>>151753

What do you think of this picture, Steve?

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 No.151759

>>151752

>Have you got any post-KFC gf schemes running at the moment?

There's the volleyball-playing cutie at the local cafe, but realistically she's out of my league. Otherwise, no.

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 No.151760

File: 03110e9747188ee⋯.png (598.12 KB,734x446,367:223,and my sword.png)

Pepe on my hilt

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 No.151761

File: 3808d9b9536616e⋯.webm (1.34 MB,640x640,1:1,waka flocka vs thot.webm)

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 No.151762

>>151759

When facing conundrums of a romantic nature, you should ask yourself, if rapeneet were here, what would he do? Go back to that qt at the kfc drive-through, order something, and when she hands it to you, grab her arm and haul her out of the window into your astra, and drive off with her. Women can't resist bold assertive men who sweep them off their feet.

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 No.151763

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 No.151764

File: d2f2c78f027ab8f⋯.gif (1.83 MB,500x365,100:73,sp00ki.gif)

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 No.151765

>>151763

Actually, I'm wrong. Technically the hilt is the handle itself, not the quillon/guard. So in gook parlance, that would be the tsuka.

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 No.151766

>>151759

I remember you mentioning something about her, what's the story there? Also, the league thing is a meme and probably not for the reasons you've already heard. Men are especially inclined to go for women they believe are attainable and so a sweet nerdy 5/10 will often get more male attention than an extroverted 7/10. You might as well try because your chance of getting anywhere with her is roughly the same as with any other woman.

>>151763

suimasen senpai

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 No.151767

>>151765

tsuka blyat

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 No.151768

>>151767

I wonder if this combination has ever been spoken IRL?

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 No.151769

>>151766

>what's the story there?

She just gives me her staff discount on the days she's working, and has walked past meetings and things and smiled at me. I suspect I have read a lot more into it than she has.

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 No.151770

>TFW unfit

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 No.151771

>>151770

get down and give me 20!

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 No.151772

brap

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 No.151773

>>151772

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

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 No.151774

>>151565

The hanging pube in the top part of the picture really destroyed it for me…

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 No.151775

>>151773

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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 No.151776

>>151775

DISGRACEFUL!

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 No.151777

any neets up for a fight?

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 No.151778

>>151625

Well bantered.

>>151669

>>151690

So caring and thoughtful Dan.

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 No.151779

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB,300x300,1:1,232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>151777

Have a goon

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 No.151780

>>151778

>Well bantered.

Thanks, cunt.

How was your day?

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 No.151781

>>151780

>How was your day?

Could have been better, but that's just life when shit hits the fan. Tomorrow is a new day and hopefully I can start tomorrow afresh. How about you?

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 No.151782

>>151781

Much the same, mate. Shite day waging, but it can't be avoided.

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 No.151783

Only one more day waging

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 No.151784

>>151783

Unfortunately.

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 No.151785

Atheists should have to work on Sundays

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 No.151786

How's RapeDad going?

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 No.151787

>>151785

And refugees on Christmas.

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 No.151788

>>151787

and Easter

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 No.151789

>>151785

What about agnostics?

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 No.151790

>>151787

I think we need to go Roman on them.

They must work constantly to fund the NEET lyfe but their kids can be citizens

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 No.151791

>>151789

Maybe they should work Sundays,maybe not.

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 No.151792

>>151791

FUCKIN FENCESITTERS

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 No.151793

>>151792

Pascal's wankers

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 No.151794

>>151793

LOL!

I wonder if GamblingNEET appreciates this joke?

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 No.151795

>>151794

Kek, I'm just glad someone got it

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 No.151796

File: aac3f1b26ad46af⋯.png (376.19 KB,1024x676,256:169,1493082623429.png)

Was just walking into a bottle shop and decided to spit on the road because I had a bad taste in my mouth from drinking a red bull. Some cunt muttered "what a dick…" under his breath.

Haha, fucking normies

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 No.151797

>>151796

Filthy

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 No.151798

>>151795

Just be glad we don't have some militant atheist here, whose sole study has been Dawkin's shitty book.

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 No.151799

>>151796

Shoulda bought the cheapest longneck you could find and glassed that cunt.

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 No.151800

File: e82d121520d0502⋯.jpg (53.91 KB,500x500,1:1,e82d121520d0502e5dbbdc1f47….jpg)

>>151799

Dan could have facilitated this transaction

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 No.151801

>>151800

I live in a suburb where certain inhabitants would literally drive around for the entirety of tonight looking for the offender to right the perceived wrong.

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 No.151802

>>151798

I went to a 2nd hand book sale at a church a while back and found a copy of it in the sci-fi/fantasy section.

Gave me a giggle.

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 No.151803

>>151796

Should've whipped out your dick.

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 No.151804

>>151274

>a pack of absolute selfish cunts

wew, no need to be like that.

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 No.151805

>>151802

Having read his book, he doesn’t even believe in aliens. Just thinks we’re victims of some gigantic infinity-sided dice roll.

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 No.151806

File: 31d0f0651e424c5⋯.jpg (178.63 KB,600x701,600:701,31d0f0651e424c5d36de403bd1….jpg)

>>151801

You need to Dan up and respond with some kind of weaponry.

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 No.151807

>>151805

I've always said that string of extremely improbable coincidences is pretty much how you define a miracle.

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 No.151808

>>151774

I think that's an ass hair

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 No.151809

>>151365

I still haven't tried fresh lychees but I've had canned ones and they have a nice flavour.

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 No.151810

>>151804

That's true, most of us are jusr absolute cunts

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 No.151811

>>151373

>the faggot weakling version called lemon

I think lemon's have a stronger sour flavour than limes.

>caju

Can't see any info on that. Google brings up cashews.

We have brazil nuts here.

Pear's are good if you can get a nice, sweet, soft one.

Good post though, thanks.

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 No.151812

>>151810

You're a mob of absolute good cunts.

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 No.151813

>>151808

It was very dissatisfying, I felt like NK when he noted the uncleaned toilet a while ago.

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 No.151814

>>151812

Mate, you can suck my goon

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 No.151815

Whats up with cheesey anyway?

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 No.151816

>>151815

he silversided

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 No.151817

>>151686

>>151686

Was that interview for the McDonald's job?

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 No.151818

>>151815

I hope he kept his shit together with work, and has either made peace with T or made peace with being single.

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 No.151819

>>151769

Ask her out and make her think twice about smiling platonically at male customers

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 No.151820

File: 9c25d6b9b112189⋯.jpg (208.43 KB,768x1024,3:4,Royal Dutch Post Horn, UNI….jpg)

Y/N?

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 No.151821

>>151817

McD's would outsource their IT support, surely?

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 No.151822

>>151820

It's a no from me.

Purely gut feel.

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 No.151823

>>151820

You can only drink it after you've had a wank

Post Horn

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 No.151824

>>151820

Adnams Ghost Ship is 4.5% and 4 for $11.90

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 No.151825

>>151397

You are an absolute catastrophuzzer

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 No.151826

I am quite enjoying this warmer weather for now.

Probably be sick of it soon though.

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 No.151827

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.151828

>>151405

Good effort mate.

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 No.151829

>>151451

>Bugger

shire is an exceptional person who's presence on the gen should never be met with disregard.

Give thanks that so many great people share their time with us.

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 No.151830

>>151829

You're the first to pick me up on that. I thought it would be met with at least a lol or some criticism, but it slid through to the keeper.

I meant no disrespect to Shire.

He's doing better than I am, if his leg pics and GF are anything to go by.

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 No.151831

>>151477

I once pierced that bit of skin that sort of attaches your knob to your foreskin.

That hurt a bit but what really hurt was that I had to stretch the hole so I could get the sleeper in.

I didn't leave it in very long.

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 No.151832

So many missing NEETs

I wonder if someone is collecting them

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 No.151833

>>151831

That's your frenulum.

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 No.151834

>>151829

>>151830

You are too kind.

>>151832

The wagie gods are taking us away.

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 No.151835

>>151498

Heh

funny guy

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 No.151836

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.151837

>>151832

I'm doing catch up now.

it's not real comfy though, I am exhausted. I'm going to have a feed and maybe a codeine and radox bath then sleep.

I don't want to take another day off, today was the second and I'll need to take another one off next week.

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 No.151838

>>151837

Work will cope without you. Take the day if you need it.

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 No.151839

File: 1aaa26d06d918cd⋯.png (14.82 KB,730x290,73:29,bmaofszpq.png)

I wish I was rich so I had nothing to do in life but stuff myself full of fast food until I'm 400kgs.

Would be worth dying for.

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 No.151840

>>151837

>>151834

Ah, there you are.

I was worried our rapey friend had moved onto slaughter and cannibalism.

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 No.151841

>>151508

You're just grumpy about the minimal nuggets.

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 No.151842

>>151833

I consider everyone in this community to be a close frenulum

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 No.151843

File: b20e89cce9e6d21⋯.jpg (292.42 KB,2688x1396,672:349,haruhi.jpg)

What was the last anime you watched, neets? I haven't watched any since last year, and all the new stuff on my hard drive looks like crap, so I'm rewatching the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, which I haven't seen in 10 years.

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 No.151844

>>151842

So close.

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 No.151845

>>151840

The wagery is making it difficult to post.

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 No.151846

>>151840

You replied to two different NEETs posts.

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 No.151847

>>151510

Episode 1 and 2 were really good.

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 No.151848

>>151843

I got given a DVD of Akira for a birthday once and watched if with the gift-givers. Fucking terrible.

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 No.151849

>>151514

She loves you for your bulge.

I doubt she even shares the strawberry farm vision

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 No.151850

>>151846

I know, I was glad they both hadn't been raped to death and eaten.

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 No.151851

File: 507631daba30a8d⋯.png (37.91 KB,730x290,73:29,mpttqgvtg.png)

And I don't know why I find this comic generator funny, but I do.

>>151843

I've watched it long ago but I suggest Midori no Hibi.

It's the tale of a guy who wakes up one day to the realization that his wank hand became a girl.

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 No.151852

hey neets

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 No.151853

>>151852

Hello, how do you do?

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 No.151854

>>151852

not you!

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 No.151855

>>151849

Shes more likely to be the one putting the sewing pins in the strawberries tbh. Born and bread city girl

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 No.151856

>>151527

Most gooks look very similar to me, poojeeta's are more varied and imo do look better when you get a nice one.

I've also met more well mannered Indian chicks although I think that is separate to their ethnicity and more from their upbringing.

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 No.151857

>>151855

She's made of bread ?

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 No.151858

>>151853

I'm doing well

>>151854

Calm down Narky I'm not boongposting tonight

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 No.151859

>>151856

The one Poojeeta at work knew her place. Too bad she was married and pregnant.

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 No.151860

>>151857

fuckwit

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 No.151861

>>151855

She might settle down but city girls never really settle down.

You might read that differently than how that sounds with me. If you use the wrong accentuation that has a different meaning.

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 No.151862

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 No.151863

>>151859

…so?

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 No.151864

>>151863

She's due to give birth tomorrow apprently. She was just good because she'd say things like "I don't know, I'm just a woman" and I would nod sagely.

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 No.151865

File: b2d19f9238986fb⋯.jpeg (22.72 KB,400x400,1:1,F6LuWddn_400x400.jpeg)

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 No.151866

I've gone and done it again neets, eaten all the yummy chicken before the rice and veges

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 No.151867

>>151866

I do that all the time.

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 No.151868

>>151539

My dad's mate today was telling me of his nephew who was renting a place in north sydney.

2 bedrooms, tiny bathroom, kitchen area was part of the 'living area' and it didn't have a laundry.

$800 a week.

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 No.151869

>>151543

Booze brothers has the high class but for the real NEETworthy unna go to thirsty camel.

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 No.151870

>>151528

Honestly my ranking of race based attractiveness goes Whites, Russians, Italians/Greeks, Latinos, Jews, Arabs and North Africans, Indians, Japs and Koreans, Amerdinians, South East Asia, Chinese, Islanders, East Africa, Aborigine, West African Southern African

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 No.151871

>>151870

You rank boongs before niggers ?

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 No.151872

>>151870

Chinese girls are far superior to fake anime-tier japans and korean aliens

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 No.151873

>>151870

What about polacks/slavs?

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 No.151874

>>151871

Yes, the humor

>>151873

They're pretty much Russians so between Whites and Russian but after the Finns, in fact Finns are probably more attractive than White people

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 No.151875

File: 5b56323fc7939c1⋯.png (40.15 KB,730x290,73:29,olpcbmtor.png)

File: 45af0d158e3577b⋯.png (38.82 KB,730x290,73:29,wkjxwjarz.png)

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File: 5c3328a6ccb7a79⋯.png (27.4 KB,730x290,73:29,mizphfipr.png)

File: bf1f37a6f81a08b⋯.png (29.06 KB,730x290,73:29,wjiedlcxz.png)

>>151873

>>151870

But slavs are white.

Unless they're mongolian rape babies that is.

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 No.151876

>>151874

>the humor

I wondered if you were being patriotic

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 No.151877

>>151870

I really have no preference when it comes to race, however I would put Africans, Abos and Arabs at the bottom of the list due to cultural reasons.

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 No.151878

>>151625

That pissed me off.

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 No.151879

Imagine what a centrelink appointed psychologist would make of the neet gen

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 No.151880

>>151879

A best selling book and a career

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 No.151881

>>151879

Fast tracked DSP for everyone.

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 No.151882

File: 1bc22069643af1a⋯.jpeg (48.57 KB,960x540,16:9,boong.jpeg)

>>151876

Look at this face and tell me you don't laugh

Niggers are animals while Abos are like a friendly doggo though you wouldn't let that dog off his leash or he'd start sniffing

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 No.151883

>>151879

DO NOT FUCKING SHOW THEM

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 No.151884

>>151866

Throw the rice and vegies into the bin. It's chicken food anyway. Getting ahead in life is all about reaching the top of the food chain.

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 No.151885

>>151883

Should show it to a current affair.

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 No.151886

>>151878

How long did you spend on it, dumb dumb?

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 No.151887

>>151678

Are you still here now?

I hope you do what is right for you and whatever that is helps.

Take care of yourself.

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 No.151888

>>151882

I get what you mean but my suburb has a lot of boongs

I can barely look at them as human let alone something I'd sleep with

I'd probably fuck some nigresses I just wouldn't admit it

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 No.151889

>>151885

if tracy offered her a go in her minge wud u say yes

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 No.151890

>>151889

how is this even a question

FUCK YES

i'd drink her porridge grool for days

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 No.151891

>>151886

Longer than it should've taken.

I went through it slowly then tried to see hwat it was linked to then high-lightened it.

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 No.151892

>>151890

hoon up her ara ara

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 No.151893

>>151891

The trick to read it properly is to

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 No.151894

>>151890

good man

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 No.151895

>>151893

Fuck I knew I should of renewed my 8chan Platinum account to see your posts *

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 No.151896

>>151894

I'd even remember to say "Hi Mummybot!" while going to town on Trace on the ACA desk.

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 No.151897

>>151893

>>151895

I made the original post, and I still fell for your shenanigans.

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 No.151898

>>151896

>Tonight on ACA

>Are our NEETs oversexed ?

>Tracy does the hard yards to find out

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 No.151899

>>151820

Not really, but will buy when pissed/desperate

17 degrees today in Shitbourne, woke up a bit late and half an hour later had to drive out to mummybot's work because she forgot her medicine at home, then went to uni before stopping by Dan for a cask and one of those limited edition Coopers

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 No.151900

New Ford girl advert. She's wearing a helmet. I'd lube up her dome and insert her.

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 No.151901

File: 60468c0977db4f9⋯.jpg (77.7 KB,300x428,75:107,7UE3cO1.jpg)

>>151870

>goes Whites, Russians, Italians/Greeks,

Correctly identified that slavs and wogs aren't white

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 No.151902

>>151899

What medicine does your Motherbot require?

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 No.151903

>>151889

Yeah I'd have a go, I reckon she'd be a demon in bed.

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 No.151904

>>151903

General consensus is she's a lesbo.

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 No.151905

>>151900

Toyota girl is still best girl.

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 No.151906

>>151899

Hey Monk I didn't know you were doing uni in Australia now, I thought you just quit Uni due to an expired passpoert or something

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 No.151907

Another terribly disappointing retail encounter. Today it was at bunnings. I put the 3 stanley knives on the counter and waited for her to scan it and in her uppity forced voice she goes "hows your day :)", already enough to make a bad encounter. Then as I'm holding my card she pauses for about 6 seconds before asking "just on card today? :)"

What the fuck bitch, yes on my fucking card.

Then she just GRINS so wide like she was possessed. Horrible.

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 No.151908

>>151905

No question, mate. After Trivago girl that is.

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 No.151909

>>151898

>tfw severely undersexed

>>151900

A rather unsettling post

>>151901

Slavs are white ==REEE==

>>151902

Insulin

>>151906

Not monk

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 No.151910

>>151907

Perhaps she was IN TO YOU,

YOU FUCKING DUMB DUMB

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 No.151911

>>151908

what about AAMI girl

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 No.151912

>>151907

This sounds like most retail interaction

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 No.151913

>>151910

Shes just another programmed overtly Australian retail drone with her fake smile and accent

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 No.151914

>>151910

He could have gotten a free sausage sizzle.

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 No.151915

>>151911

I can't remember. She might be alright.

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 No.151916

They tell retail staff to make that strange small talk

And they get told off for not doing it

Apparently normies find it pleasant

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 No.151917

>>151914

>she was a he all along

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 No.151918

>>151722

>burdensome

Sometimes it's as if you don't understand what the point of this place is.

You can not be a burden here to anyone as we all have the ability to not reply or care.

I hope you calm yourself down a bit but it kind of seems like you are looking for a fix when you only need semi-temporary strategies to deal with shit and you need to have those strategies in place.

Which for the most part you already do.

Maybe see a shrink, I don't really know what to say but I hope the time helps and you feel a little recuperated afterwards.

I will be to see you when I can. I'm also sorry that I haven't been to see you and the recent coping mechanisms have put you off side. Drinking isn't a crutch that I'm grasping at.

Man, chin up.

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 No.151919

>>151916

You can tell when you've broken the programming. They either freeze up like an autistic robot, or they start gushing shit.

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 No.151920

hey SydneyNEETs, just checking, is Labour Day Weekend Trafiic worse than say a usual weekend, going up to Sydney then and have to do a bit of driving so despite usually liking Driving I won't be amped about shitty Sydney traffic

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 No.151921

File: 6f951bf402c6d8c⋯.jpg (80.67 KB,972x524,243:131,robot-sexual-humanoid-part….jpg)

>>151905

>Toyota girl

At this point, I'd settle for a girl manufactured by any major japanese company.

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 No.151922

>>151919

You can't always write it off as the job though

I went out on a few dates with my local check out girl

Nothing happened but we still hang out sometimes and she's a kind of friend

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 No.151923

>>151921

Look mate, everybody has a TV advert girl they wouldn't mind giving a tonk in the tradesman's entrance.

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 No.151924

>>151920

It will be bad, try and do the driving early.

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 No.151925

>>151922

YOU

YOU

YOU=

You FUCKING CUNt

i ASKed for updates a millino times

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 No.151926

>>151924

Is Shire in particular shit

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 No.151927

>>151921

Honda has that robot, slap a wig on it and you'll be all good to go.

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 No.151928

>>151925

Shit, sorry m8, lol.

I was gone for a few months not long after that

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 No.151929

>>151868

Could buy 80 goons for that

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 No.151930

>>151926

Are you coming from the south? as soon as you hit heathcote it will be bumper to bumper.

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 No.151931

>>151928

OH DON'T MIND ME NEETS, I HAVE A CHECKOUT CHICK GF NOW

*TELEPORTS OUT OF HERE*

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 No.151932

>>151929

or two Canberra hookers

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 No.151933

>>151838

I've taken two days off already, boss said take as much as you need but I felt that I wasn't doing all that much today. Had the funeral mob at 3 but the rest of the day wasn't that eventful.

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 No.151934

>>151932

would they be fat milf gooks?

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 No.151935

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB,940x627,940:627,5485042-3x2-940x627.jpg)

COME INTO MA TENT WHITE FELLA AND LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAYS

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 No.151936

>>151931

kek

I never banged her if that's any consolation

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 No.151937

>>151933

When Dad died at 5am on a Thursday, I went in on the Friday. As it happened I had the following week booked off for annual leave. I actually needed it.

Nobody is going to think any less of you for taking a few days off. Grief will catch up with you at some point.

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 No.151938

>>151927

I would consider buying a Tesla made sex bot if that ever existed

>>151930

There's a thing there on Sunday I'm going to and my family I'm staying at live up north so it looks like either driving through the CBD or past Olympic park which considering what Sunday is sounds absolute fucking shit

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 No.151939

>>151935

>Emu Export

Wew is that NK's True form

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 No.151940

>>151939

That's his dad

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 No.151941

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>151936

Always. Be. Closing.

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 No.151942

>>151940

RapeDad?

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 No.151943

>>151932

Actually you could get 3-4 tbh did the research though I wonder why you are singling out Canberra hookers in particular

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 No.151944

>>151879

I told my work provider provided counselor about here.

I didn't mention the name. I just said all my friends are here and because everyone is anonymous people can be both brutally honest or absolute liars and it is up to the person reading to differentiate what they perceive as real from what they think isn't.

She was very interested.

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 No.151945

>>151941

Ah, it got awkward, I'd guessed her age up and she'd guessed my age down.

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 No.151946

>>151943

I might have spent $450 on one

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 No.151947

>>151946

Jaysus m8

Was she worth it ?

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 No.151948

>>151946

Are you that guy on /b/ who paid $450 to fuck his sister

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 No.151949

>>151944

Did you tell them about NK?

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 No.151950

>>151945

Shouldn't have had this conversation with her.

>>151947

Sortof.

>>151948

No.

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 No.151951

>>151934

I'm now curious what ethnicity asian hookers are. Are they chinese, or are the chinks too prosperous to do that?

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 No.151952

>>151937

I have a feeling i might be 'sent home'. I have become seeing signs that I'm not as grounded as I would like to be.

Very snappy and short with people.

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 No.151953

>>151949

She will find out soon enough. They all do.

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 No.151954

>>151952

Heed those signs, mate.

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 No.151955

>>151951

Thai, Flip, Malaysian, Indonesian, Chinese and some Koreans.

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 No.151956

>>151952

It'll kinda sneak up on you like that.

After my mum died I had a really short fuse for months and It took me a while to realise I was being a cunt round then

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 No.151957

>>151950

why Canberra then, or was this in the early days when Canberra was the only state with legal hookers

dunno how that was like but I'm guessing I'm going to learn one day when with what how fucking many shitty interstate tourists we'll get when Canberra inevitably becomes the first place in Australia to have legal weed

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 No.151958

I have finished catch up and have found that the blessed marsupial has left us in an intermittent hiatus.

I hope he is ok.

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 No.151959

>>151957

Pots been decriminalised there for ages hasn't it ?

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 No.151960

>>151951

Lots and lots of illegal Thias

you hear all the fucking time about illegal brothers and usually it's Thais brought in

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 No.151961

>>151957

Happened to be in that state.

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 No.151962

>>151958

I don't know why this place and the internet gets him so wound up.

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 No.151963

>>151956

>>151954

Cheers lads.

I'll try and work through it. I was very close with my uncle and the other night when he passed only his wife and myself were in the room.

I don't think it's hit home yet.

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 No.151964

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 No.151965

>>151959

few years in small amounts, looks like they're doing a few new changes maybe where it will be illegal to smoke near minors but it's ok to grow a little

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 No.151966

>>151958

it honestly seems like the way this goes is he fucks off for a few days, you ask where the fuck is he, then you fuck off where he does the same in increased panic

I wonder if you two are the same person or maybe Possum is Your wife posting here

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 No.151967

>>151955

Predictably, the trashier the country, the more likely the women are to be literal whores.

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 No.151968

>>151962

Me neither. He has been in these areas of the internet for a long time and is well aware of how shit rolls around here.

He has his own shit going on like most of us do but that's kind of why I come here because out of the society that we are in, you cunts are about the only ones that get the level we're either on or have been on. We're all dealing with it in the way we do and I guess that can be a bit fucked, like drinking to excess or being a narky faggot but that's just part of the deal.

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 No.151969

I have just learned that by technically if a cat eats a little bit off a peice of haram food it becomes halal

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 No.151970

>>151966

I often think he is other NEETs at the same time as he is renown for misdirection.

I don't think I am him and I'm almost certain he isn't the misso.

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 No.151971

>>151969

Does this mean you got a meat box full of cat ?

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 No.151972

>>151969

halal snack cat

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 No.151973

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 No.151974

>>151973

Shit, mohamed liked his cat.

Learn something new every day

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 No.151975

>look in the fridge

>full of strawberries

they're all real cheap at the moment and the missus is making smoothies with them

good frugal woman

she's making smoothies because she spent 4k of our savings on fucking braces when her teeth aren't even bad

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 No.151976

>>151975

Check them for needles

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 No.151977

>>151975

fucking niggers am i rite

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 No.151978

>>151976

do you know how a smoothie is made?

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 No.151979

>>151978

Fair point

They might fuck up your blender though

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 No.151980

>>151978

Fruit, Blender, ????, Profit

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 No.151981

>>151978

When a daddy smoothie and a mummy smoothy like each other very much they hold hands and 9 months later babby smoothie is born ?

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 No.151982

>>151976

She cuts them up '4' times apparently.

>>151977

fucking aye

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 No.151983

File: 550676806acd471⋯.png (843.52 KB,640x640,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.151984

>>151981

Mummy smoothie said the milkshake plants them in the yoghurt patch.

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 No.151985

>>151984

her milkshake brings all the goys to her yard

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 No.151986

>>151983

I might have to watch how she cuts them.

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 No.151987

Should I have takeaway chink food or cook steak and chips ?

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 No.151988

>>151985

Gevalt is kosher oy, gevalt is kosher oy

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 No.151989

>>151987

Takeaway.

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 No.151990

>>151987

Steak and chips.

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 No.151991

>>151987

Chink with chips

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 No.151992

You cunts

1.5 votes each way

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 No.151993

>>151987

steak and chips

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 No.151994

>>151992

Have a goon

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 No.151995

>>151993

Thank you tiebreakerNEET

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 No.151996

Have to wait 15mins for the train. Shitty Australian public transportation.

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 No.151997

File: bc9d740e4b0436b⋯.jpg (26.95 KB,450x427,450:427,doggo.jpg)

>>151987

Have a cow, not a dog.

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 No.151998

>>151997

That doggo is either very sad or just pooped on the bed

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 No.151999

>>151998

neets thought over this comment without reply for 15 minutes

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 No.152000

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB,900x900,1:1,dan.jpg)

dan

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 No.152001

File: ea7e07e6939f296⋯.png (389.15 KB,900x900,1:1,ausdan.png)

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 No.152002

baru thread di mana

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 No.152003

>>152002

WHAT ?

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 No.152004

gonna mog all you cunnys

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 No.152005

>>152004

I mogged your mummybot

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 No.152006

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 No.152008

Do you guys support euthanasia?

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 No.152010

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 No.152011

>>152008

There are too many youth in Asia

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 No.152012

>>152008

No

Jump infront of a train you pussy

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 No.152013

File: a6d723a1781be06⋯.jpg (90.71 KB,694x390,347:195,dinner.jpg)

That was a pretty decent feed

Well advised NEETs

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 No.152014

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 No.152015

>>152002

selamat selam Monk

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 No.152016

>>152015

malam*

It means night.

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 No.152017

>>152008

I support involuntrary euthanasia

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 No.152018

>>152016

What one is good evening, I thought it was Selam or is that good afternoon

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 No.152019

I support compulsory abortion

It's like pre-emptive euthenasia

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 No.152020

>>152019

compulsory abortion to all Hapas

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 No.152021

>>152020

Compulsory abortion to all non-whites tbh

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 No.152022

File: 8ea61cb3bdd4772⋯.jpg (324.6 KB,1065x1600,213:320,Rika.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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