/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

A much better thread. Congratulations on the 200 everybody.

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>>150516

This occasion is for serious contemplation, not vulgar partying.

Take note I called it the compound not the commune.

It is time to reveal what is behind the third veil.

Off to the wagery, take care NEETies.

>>150520

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.

>>150512

No it's not

This week I plan to go on a drive with daddybot to get my hours up. I really need to get my P's if I am to become a strong and independent NEET.

Why are people on gumtree such scabs?

I listed a roadbike for seventy dollars (new price $300, used probably $100)

and I'm getting people offering me fifty bucks, demanding that I deliver 30km away for free.

>>150530

It's the bartering meme.

Most people's idea of bartering is "offer to pay half the asked price and then settle in the middle after 1 or 2 back-and-forths"

>>150531

Next time just put something in the advert stating it's not negotiable and pickup only.

>>150532

but the price is obviously low enough that other people are going to be making offers at the same time. That's exactly what happened - I sold it yesterday for the listed price.

>>150533

I don't mind negotiating, I usually try to sell them something else at the same time. Their offers are just annoyingly low.

>>150535

>Except the council members,I hope you trip over in a public place and fall in dog poo and everyone points a laughs at you

This is really hurtful tbh.

I am back in from the power rack session. It was nice out there - clear skies and a pleasant breeze - but the workout was a struggle. I do not enjoy it. I have to force myself to keep going.

>>150536

How are you going shire?

>>150524

Good luck mate. It is something you need to get done.

>>150538

Wrong councilor.

>>150536

>This is really hurtful tbh

With great power comes great poo stains

Sorry, it was meant in jest

You capricious oppressive overlord you

>>150537

Install a mirror opposite the power rack so you can admire the pump while exercising and picture yourself mogging cruisy when you meet up

>>150540

I know I forgot he got a job recently.

>>150543

NEETlore D-

Must try harder

GROOLTASTIC CUNNYMOGRIFICATION SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!

>>150545

Can I have son private tutoring ;)

>>150546

Is that you again Kochie?

>>150547

No, you get 2 hours detention in the rape closet.

>>150549

Alright who am I raping?

>>150550

You misunderstand your instructions NEET.

Please go immediately to the rape closet, your "tutor" NK is awaiting you.

>>150551

Make me.

>>150552

Alright I will.

>>150553

Good.

>>150554

Yes.

>>150555

No.

>>150556

Maybe.

>>150557

I don't know.

It is funny hearing some of these NEETs boasting about being on the Council, as if that actually means something. Things are really run by an inner council of two. The rest is just for show.

>>150559

>Things are really run by an inner council of two

>council of two

Is it VN and john ?

That would explain a lot tbh

>>150558

Can you repeat the question?

>>150561

No.But the answer is 3.5

>>150562

>i don't actually want one

Why not mate? Living on the dole is not a good way to exist. Eventually they will put you on work for the dole.

>>150562

better to do a job of your choosing that pays a bit more than the dole, then to do WFD.

>>150564

>>150565

/auswagies/

>>150566

Nothing wrong with wagies they helpbpay for the dole :^)

>>150567

Wagies killed my mum and raped my dad.

>>150568

They were just a bit stressed from their job no need to hold a grudge.

>>150570

Perhaps he should have used the elevator?

>>150572

Kek, most appropriate

>>150572

>>150573

Actually he got married 11 times, and 10 of those wives died for unexplained reasons. So maybe not so much.

My grand grandmother was the 11th, and she wrote that she was aware of it, but then again in 1932 he fell down the staircase and died before we could tell what really would happen. He was 72 years old when he died.

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, have to go to the GP today

>>150574

10 out of his 11 wives died.

I'm sure it is just a coincidence.

Strawberries and coffee for my late breakfast. Slept in, didn't get called to work today.

Really hope I can fix my computer today

>>150564

everybody lies to cenno mate

they basically expect that you will

>>150579

woops meant for

>>150578

>>150578

>right and honest thing

>>i havent applied for any jobs

cmon now neetling, if you wanna rought the system at least be honest about it

>>150581

>rought

rort

>>150579

>>150581

fuck you cunts, im so fucking angry right now.

I havent applied for 20 jobs this month. I've been applying for jobs before. And i will get it done before the 5th FUCK THIS FUCKING SYSTEM.

I REALLY LOSING IT NEETS. I WANNA TAKE MY AXE DOWN THE TO CENNO AND HARM AND ROB THE CUNTS DOWN THERE FUCKING HELL

>>150507

200! praise the all knowing council!

>>150564

>Living on the dole is not a good way to exist.

Being a NEET without the dole is worse tbh.

>>150585

kek

>>150577

Be careful with the strawberries mate

Speaking of applying for the 20 jobs. Has anyone else's job provider forced them to use the job active mobile app? This thing is fucking shithouse. It constantly crashes or refuses to accept job inputs and half the time i open it it will flatout tell me that the system is down and not let me proceed. It was never a problem before this week. I always handed em in on the paper sheets because government websites are fucking crap.

What is/was for lunch boys?

>>150589

Drove across town to eat KFC just to get out of the office :(

>>150589

Drove across town to eat the office just to get out of the KFC :(

>>150591

>>150590

Interesting.

Can someone remind me to never go to other boards here ?

I keep forgetting how depressing it is

>>150593

Are you kidding me have you been reading this thread on pol https://8ch.net/pol/res/12140656.html , between the sphere beings and giant Flares from the sun that is going to kill us it's been a laugh a minute

>>150594

Kek, I already filter my water. Sphere beings btfo.

>>150578

>tick i havent met the requriments

Oh dear not very wise mate.

>>150585

Well done NEET. Know you know.

7 beeps during POST.

Dead mobo or CPU? Think I might just buy both.

>>150599

7 beeps is CPU I believe.

>>150599

Google says that means CPU.

Quiet Monday in the neet thread.

Anyone would think most of you cunts had jobs or something

>>150602

The more of us who get jobs the better. Hopefully this place can be closed down eventually.

>>150603

I'm onto your tricks CentrelinkInfiltratorNEET

You can't fool me that easily.

>>150603

>Hopefully this place can be closed down eventually.

We're here forever you know

>>150605

I'm not going anywhere

>>150607

Thats true

>>150610

this shit brings my piss to a boil. I've seen janitor ads asking for 2 years experience and warehouse jobs asking for 5. Most of this shit anyone could learn in a week anyway, it's total bullshit.

>>150602

trying to get hold of cenno is basically a job

>>150610

The worst part, is that the person that gets the job is gonna be a 50+ year old mum, who types with their index fingers and thinks google is an internet browser

>>150613

>But why would I consider the application of someone with a spotty work history and no experience?

To prove you're not a nigger

>>150611

Makes me want to one-up them and post even more ridiculous job listings.

>Title: Senior shit kicker

>Minimum 20 years forktruck driving experience

Fuck, you deleted my thread that's fine as long as I'm not banned, here to hoping

>>150611

You are at the bottom of the food chain as a NEET with no qualifications. I am in that position myself and sporadic cash jobs are all I can rustle up.

>>150615

My racial identity is not in question.

>>150618

You have a seppo flag therefore I shall assume you are a nigger until proven otherwise.

>Go on business trip with a female colleague

>Staying one night at the place

>She suddenly suggests that we should get a twin room room so we can save money

>Buy a packet of condoms

>Have dinner and when we get there she says that she's tired and goes to sleep

Am I gay?

>>150620

She sees you as another woman. That is the vibe you give off.

>>150620

Maybe she's a jew.

>>150619

I'd post my caucasian elbow but then I'd be mistaken for a girlneet. There's just no winning.

>>150623

Post your dick

>>150623

Nigger test:

If a car is traveling at 100km/h how far will it travel in one hour?

>>150626

She's a known slut

113

>>150628

114

>>150627

Ask her if she likes big dicks

>>150627

You went to dinner first, you probably fucked it up by talking about some autistic shit. This is a larp isn't it?

>>150624

I've already snuck it into one of the photos I uploaded a few gens ago. You'll never guess which ;)

>>150625

I could work out the answer but I won't entertain this silliness.

>>150633

The difference is you're Brazilian who have small cocks while white Australian men are some of the most hung in the world

Smoked my first ever cone today

>>150634

Not all of you are Crocodile Dundee, m8.

And I only have a slightly below average penis I'll let you know.

>>150630

Okay

>>150631

I asked to split the bill maybe that's it

>>150638

Nah just Social reclusive

>>150636

Same, 5.5", you?

>>150635

Don't make it a regular thing. It won't help you improve your life. It will keep you stuck where you are.

>>150640

Isnt that average in Australia? (Mines 5.7 btw)

>>150637

>I asked to split the bill

Okay, this is the new great spaghetti spillage.

>>150640

14.9cm

>>150642

nah I thought the average is 5.7 or so

>>150644

>5.8

shit you're the biggest here UNNA

>>150641

Don't worry NEET I did it just to try, while I like it, it's not something I could see myself doing a lot

btw I really understand what they mean by Stoned but not by high

>>150646

I also have a case of phimosis

I have spent a lot of the day reading about anxiety. It is ruining my life. Apparently caffeine is not good for it. I think I will give up my three cups of coffee a day and see if that helps. Hopefully I will sleep better too.

>>150648

had to look that up and wikipedia on the search browser showed me a cock

btw I had safe search on too

Also now I know for sure you're not a jew

>>150625

It will only travel as far as the nearest Dan's

>>150620

I hope you farted up a shit storm in the room that night.

>>150655

No but I did masturbate really loudly next morning in the toilet to protest

>>150656

I'd have done a poo jumped in the shower without wiping or flushing.

>>150656

You should have accused or of attempted rape when you got back to the office. Burden of proof would be on her.

>tfw business woman

>tfw low on cash so am kinda forced to ask this slob in the same room as me

>He also takes me out for dinner

>I notice condoms in his manbag

>The food was shit and he smelled, pretend not to be offended so he doesn't kick me out

>notice the man when we got to the room was very tumneced

>tell him that I'm tired and I want to go to sleep

>Wake up to the noise of loud squirting

>OH GOD IS HE RAPING ME

>Realise he's not from Joondalup and then also hear its coming from the shower

>GTFO later

Jutine Schofield just said she is going to "make her famous white sauce".

>>150659

I'm cut and my dickhead is purple

>>150661

she's a he?

>>150663

vaginal secretions

"it's moist, it's tender, just love it"

filthy bitch

Bought a new mobo and cpu.

Board lights come on for half a second with the RAM installed.

Without it the speaker just makes constant single beeps (15+)

What do

>>150666

Rape is always the answer satan

>>150666

Is RAM seated properly?

>>150666

Likely it's shorting out, take everything out and reassemble

>>150666

Is your ram in the right slots? some mobos have different channels. Maybe try reseating everything and checking mobo jumpers, maybe one fell off..

>>150668

Yeah, tried each ram slot too.

>>150669

I'm trying it with the mobo just on the box, with the power button from my case connected, as well as the speaker.

Only the 24+4 main power, 8pin cpu and cpufan headers are connected. As well as a vga monitor.

>>150672

Is the RAM compatible with the new mobo?

Does janitorNEET wash other NEET penii?

>>150673

Idk. The board is a Gigabyte A320MA, the Ram is 16gb kingston something.

I just phoned up and made an appointment to see my psychologist next month. I had cancelled our last appointment and decided I wouldn't go back. But this anxiety situation needs to be dealt with. I was worried I might have been dropped as a patient since I had been ignoring their phone calls but apparently not.

I am just going to lay it out in plain language to him and hope he has something that can help.

>>150648

Monk has that too.

>>150676

Why have you posted that you dirty third world pedo?

>>150678

No I do not, anymore

>>150651

Fuck off Dan I don't want to be like the losers here.

>>150680

How did you fix it?

>>150676

Bad.

>>150679

In that /pol/ thread linked earlier I found the picture amusing enough.

Besides her skull alone shows she's an adult.

>>150682

Daily dose of vaginal penetration

>>150652

Conduct yourself like a proper Aussie and act with honesty.

>>150685

I don't think that is going to be a practical option for our Brazil NEET.

>>150687

Actually prostitution isn't a crime and the local prostitutes in my street have offered me a discount in the past.

I'd just rather die a virgin if I don't find a non-pig disgusting 3D.

>>150684

>her skull alone shows she's an adult

Pedos are always saying weird things like this.

>>150690

Quite a roomy boot.

>>150686

That's not the scheme. The idea is to buy giftcards from around the country at discounted rates and then walk into the businesses and harass customers at the register who are just about to buy a product. They'll take the $10-20 discount and I'll keep the difference.

>>150688

>tfw prostitutes on every street

>>150692

I wouldn't trust someone trying to push some sort of scheme like that on me out of nowhere.

>>150672

cmos reset? I looked at the manual and it is fucking useless. Check all the cpu pins and pads.

>>150691

That's what I thought, could fit 3 more in easily.

>>150695

I'm assuming its a RAM problem.

Just waiting for my brother to finish work to borrow his now I guess

Got an email this morning from the department of Human services welcoming me to the electronic messaging service, guess that means someone is finally looking at my dsp application

>>150697

Good luck with your application mate.

Ive just arrived at the gym and Ive already been mogged by two really tall guys. Is there even much point in working out when Ill always be short?

>>150699

You need to mogg cope them.

>>150699

Talls guys have nowhere near the capacity to put muscle on that short guys have.

>>150699

Think Tall

>>150699

No, come and be fat with us

>>150699

manlets never learn

Why is being high called being high, when while under weed you feel more grounded

>>150706

birds thought it would be a good idea and humans just flew with it.

>>150706

>>150707

Well bantered.

dead thread

>>150708

First timer here and I'm serious tbh

>>150709

Just like my love life

>>150711

give me head until i'm dead just like this thread

>>150713

eat some bread sew some thread build a shed

>>150712

I'm already sucking your teet Dan

>>150715

that's not his teat, fren

>>150717

GOON HOSE

Just had pizza for dinner it was pretty good.

>>150719

Nice. What sort was it?

>>150719

have A BINGE

>>150720

there was pepperoni, peri peri chicken and meat cravers. it was a family meal.

>>150722

cravers?

>>150723

sorry, *meat craver.

just got out of breath having a shit

>>150726

Are you executive-sized?

That sounds unhealthy.

>>150724

???

You mean meat lovers right?

>>150729

>getting pizza from Domino's

i got it from a local pizza place and they call it meat craver.

>>150730

its called a meat lovers anywhere

>>150732

incorrect.

>>150699

>>150731

The both of you are going to be under the mogg dynasty soon.

>>150734

Sorry, I'm already property of the King Size Dynasty.

>>150736

He is absolutely right. I do my best to steer people onto the right path, but the problem with people at the bottom doing stupid things with their life is they always try to encourage other people to join them. It makes them feel better about themselves when that happens.

I hate being here.

>>150736

Who is that fag?

>>150737

It would be cool if someone made a board for people in-between NEET status, and/or people who are looking to further their education (or doing it right now) and/or people who are trying to get better, higher income or more meaningful work.

My driving is becoming increasingly erratic. Just floored it on the wrong side of the road to overtake in a kind of chicaine thing, almost got the back end out turning right from a red light.

Feels good man but I should stop

>>150738

The worlds newest favourite celebrity psycholgist

>>150738

kermit the frog

i pissed in the piss bottle

>>150739

I would like it if that was what we were here but we were never explicit about it at the start so it seems a bit unfair to change in midstream.

>>150740

If you can't drive sensibly then don't drive at all. It is not just yourself you can kill out there. No-one here is impressed.

>>150743

#BoongLife

might go to bed in a minute. very tired.

>>150749

Good night. Did anything specific tire you out?

>>150749

why are you tired?

Night boys. It's time to head back to work. I'll stop by the servo plaza to get some chicken and biscuits for brekkie. See you later.

>>150752

Bye mate.

>>150752

Bye.

>>150752

I hope you have a nice chat with the girl you like.

>>150752

suprised americans also call them servos

>>150756

Sometimes I wonder about him.

Aboriginal gang bang

>>150757

I am wondering about many things right now

Aboriginal Emu Cave

>>150761

You're making want to buy a whole snapper, descale it, filet it, cook the filets to perfection, make a stock from the bones and from that make a great veloute

What a fucking day.

All that stress and anger over one stick of damaged RAM. Also 150 bucks down the shitter. Whatta ya do

>>150763

is that the anime girl that guy married in VR

>>150769

how is he doing

>>150770

She divorced him.

>>150771

That would have been a very animated court case.

>>150772

kek

High quality aboriginal anal

144p aboriginal bukkake

>tfw recently no gf

>>150777

>tfw recently no gf but also distantly no gf

>>150776

Would that make the cum shoots look bigger?

>>150778

What's your outlook on no gf?

>>150780

To be honest I am currently enjoying the no gf lifestyle. I often imagine what life would be like if I had one of my ex girlfriends still and I can't see any way it would make life better

>>150781

Do what makes you happy.

>>150782

I hope we can all follow your advice, neeto

>>150782

What if I'm not capable of autofellatio?

>>150535

I did not trip and there was no poo.

>>150785

what are you having?

>>150559

>an inner council of two

Do not give the other council members ideas.

>>150784

You'll be able to afford a car someday hueneet

>>150577

>>150587

What cunts aye, whoever put those needles in them is a right prick.

>>150589

I bought myself two rolls, a small Greek salad, a hand full of ham and some wholegrain mustard.

Lunch for today and tomorrow is set for about $10

Should I go to KFC right now? Sort of want to but also sort of don't feel like I should.

>>150792

Well done mate. Sounds great.

>>150584

>praise the all knowing council!

You will go far child,

You other NEETs should see this NEET as a example of how to be.

>>150793

Nobody should ever go to KFC

>>150793

yes get a Bucket for one

>>150794

It was mostly because of the money I was wasting at KFC, I was spending about $15 everyday then farting and feeling groggy at work. That's cool if I'm at home but not when I'm among other workers.

>>150799

A lot of wagies spend heaps on take away food at work. If you work it out they are probably spending an hour a day just working to pay for their lunch and coffees.

>>150585

Well there you go.

>>150800

Sweet dreams.

>>150799

>That's cool if I'm at home

On rare occasions yes.

>>150800

Pretty ugly gooks tbh. Night lad

>>150800

Good night.

>>150805

Glad to hear of it neet, I was worrying for you today

>>150805

We won't mention how the crisis was caused by you stabbing yourself in the foot with your own sword.

Get into the discord BR you virgem

>>150649

Every little thing helps. The fact you are exercising regularly is a great help. You should try walking the dog later in the day when you are up for it.

>>150810

Didn't. Had Arch on SSD and Win10 on HDD

>>150665

You're on a real winner there. Grab it with both hands the way Justine likes it.

>>150677

Good lad.

They can only offer strategies to assist, not remedies.

>>150816

Yeah I am not expecting any miracle cures. I usually came out of his office feeling good after a session - he would often say nice things about me - but last time I was there I felt pissed at him because I felt he didn't really understand what I was trying to say and he kept talking about stuff I didn't view as relevant. I shouldn't have quit though.

Hopefully he can give me some practical advice to help manage the problems I've been having.

>>150761

Spectacular post.

>>150588

Just before I got my job max told me all job search evidence had to be done on job active, I never handed in the job sheets and they never cared because they would probably lose them.

It's just another way of kicking people off for not doing them so your forced to bullshit your 20 jobs a month, plus they'll have it all on record so they can scrutinise the long term unemployed down the track

>>150817

I have a feeling that's why plans are usually made with 6-10 sessions. Most people just need a bit of praise and acknowledgement and they are right for a while but it loses it's effect if you say it too often.

Have any of you had a woman shrink?

I don't think I would be able to discuss anything with one openly.

>>150820

>6-10 sessions

I have been seeing this guy for a couple of years now. We did a second plan for 10 more sessions after the original ten because I think he was a bit worried about me.

>praise and acknowledgement

Another thing they give you that is valuable is they tell you how stupid and ridiculous some of your thoughts are. You don't notice yourself until you say them out loud to someone.

Most of it is pretty simple stuff. Just someone to chat to really. But it is effective.

>>150817

Also, you should do some reading on CBT.

>>150821

Both the psychiatrists I was sent to to get my proper diagnosis so I could get on DSP were women. It was pretty terrible. I didn't feel comfortable talking to them at all. They don't understand.

I had a female counsellor assigned to me by my job agency and she stopped seeing me because I was rude to her and also talked about edgy shit that made her uncomfortable. I was a real mess back then. That was ages ago now.

>>150821

I did at one point. It wasn't a big deal for me, felt the same as having a male shrink.

>>150823

>You don't notice yourself until you say them out loud

That is very valuable, it is hard to guard your own sense of reality and we can get things in our heads or convince ourselves of practically anything.

On the same token, we can get used to about anything and not even see that there is something off.

>>150826

>>150825

I have a deep seeded oedipus complex and would look at them like meat even if they were bush pigs.

>>150822

Good night

>>150828

You should probably mention that to your (male) shrink

>>150828

lol

I hope you don't mind that I laughed.

>>150830

I have. Mummy issues.

>>150831

That's ok, all women that are about 10 or more years older than me trigger something and I need to train myself to not look at them like I do. It isn't that hard but the fact it comes so naturally is a little worrying.

I don't even think it's lust, it's some sort of power trip fueled by hate.

>>150832

>I need to train myself to not look at them like I do

I have gotten pretty good at just choosing not to look at people in a sexual way when it isn't appropriate. It is second nature now.

Might go watch some of Father Ted.

None of these old shows that give me a nostalgic pang are as good as when I was a kid, especially when I binge watch them.

This is a nice song.

>>150834

Enjoy it mate. Nice to have you back.

>>150786

But did they still point and laugh ?

>>150787

Rice with beans and garlic bread

>>150835

Thank you. It is good to be back.

>>150836

That is a normal thing.

>>150838

>tfw you curse someone with a normal day

>>150839

Like telling the NEETs to have a wank

>>150840

I hope you have a cup of goon

>>150839

They do not really point and laugh at him. He is highly valued and esteemed.

I wish we could chill on neet street

>>150844

1 bottle of the beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beeeer…..

>>150844

You're a glass half empty kinda guy m8

>>150837

>garlic bread for breakfast

You're a madman

>>150844

Why limit yourself to just the beers you possess right now? There is not 1 but 10000 beers remaining in your long life to come, neeto

>>150848

This is a good and positive way of looking at the situation.

Switch from lexapro to zoloft

>>150851

Switch from slavery to goypills or freedom

>>150852

Not cold turkey though, we don't want any more crazy neets

Went to the GP today, then took the dog for a walk and slept until dinner, had a schnitzel, feeling like shit

>>150854

It all sounded good until the end, hopefully tomorrow fares you better

>>150855

I hope so too

>>150857

Good night dinosaur neet

Small greek salad sounds like an analogy for filthy disgusting kinky sex

>>150859

homosexual wog romance

>>150852

Not sure if I could cope without medication at this point.

Wagery tomorrow.

Forgot to buy a new knife from bunnings over the weekend.

We're no strangers to love

>>150862

What sorta knife

>>150863

I can assure you some of us are

>>150864

Box cutter

>>150867

whose box?

>>150868

Ya mums lmao

>>150845

You take one down pass it around now your getting gangraped against the wall

>>150867

It's called a stanley

>>150871

Technically different

You've clearly never opened cardboard boxes for a living

>>150872

Actually, they're the same thing.

Box cutter is the seppo term.

>tfw my clothes don't fit anymore

>>150875

That's the councils fault.

If we had better leadership your clothes would still fit.

>>150877

>then you crack open the whisky