NEET General - #200 - All Praise Unto The Council Edition NEET 09/16/18 (Sun) 22:41:47 No. 150507 [View All]
It is right and just to give praise to the most high.
The Council are our mediators to the divine, our means to a greater Gen. There is no need for hostility or callous thought, for The Council creates thought. The Council is benevolent and righteous. It is not in the best interest of the lowlyNEET to know the deeper going on's or the master plan, it is the lowlyNEET's purpose to have faith. Trust in the ways of The Council. They may seem like captors of the lowlyNEET but it is the purpose of the compound to keep the world out, not to keep the NEETs in.
The Council is kind and humble.
The Council is love, The Council is life.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:08:34 No. 151219
>>151216
Yes I agree, The magic butter machine is not a Masturbation device
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:10:29 No. 151220
>>151184 This technically exists/existed.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:11:54 No. 151221
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:20:40 No. 151222
>>151198
>>151199
>>151200
>>151207
>>151208
>>151211
>>151212
>>151213
>>151214
Good morning freeters and NEETs. Here we have a famous image of Karen doing a Karen pose. What poses do you do around the house, NEETs?
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:21:50 No. 151223
>>151222
Good morning Karen. I don't do any poses.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:27:04 No. 151224
>>151222
>What poses do you do around the house, NEETs?
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:37:10 No. 151225
a white colleague just referred to an indian colleague as "snorty mc poo poo".
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:45:51 No. 151226
>>151225
Report him to management. That sort of racism is not acceptable in our society.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:46:17 No. 151227
>>151225
Did the Indian guy turn around and smack him in the mouth?
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 22:49:08 No. 151228
>>151226
>>151227
He didn't say it to the indian he said it to me.
We're fed up with the indian's snorting, so we're currently recording the snorts in a spreadsheet
averaging 1 to 2 snorts per minute since 8am.
Going to hand the spreadsheet to the indian's manager and ask that he be spoken to about his nose hygiene and bad manners.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:01:15 No. 151229
>>151228
>we're currently recording the snorts in a spreadsheet
lol that is terrible. Has anyone ever spoken to the Indian about his snorting and asked him to stop?
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:06:29 No. 151230
No posts from my beautiful friend Cruisey this morning. He hasn't posted since yesterday morning.
I am so worried about him.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:24:04 No. 151231
>>151228
>We're fed up with the indian's snorting, so we're currently recording the snorts in a spreadsheet
can't you just like
tell him something such as "heyo ma dood stop snortin ye?"
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:28:07 No. 151232
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:28:15 No. 151233
>>151231
Of course not. This is office wagie passive aggressiveness 101
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:28:17 No. 151234
>>151210
looks like gf2018 is going international
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:28:59 No. 151235
>>151232
>left desk
>returned
>3
kek, it's like he's saving them up for you
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:29:15 No. 151236
>>151233
We get told off for being 'too blunt', so this week we're doing things by the book and documenting them and handing them to peoples' respective managers to deal with.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:29:55 No. 151237
>>151175
Is your name Autism?
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:30:17 No. 151238
>>151232
Incorrect. There is not 0.5 snorts between 8:14 and 8:15, you have chosen the incorrect graph type for the job. Typical wagecuck.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:31:02 No. 151239
>>151238
get a job, browneye breath
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:31:12 No. 151240
>>151238
But a snort is a snort you can't say it's only half.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:31:38 No. 151241
>>151240
What if the snort begins at 8:14 and ends at 8:15?
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:32:28 No. 151242
>pajeet my son,we have no loo
>so now it's time to snort the poo
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:33:55 No. 151243
>>151239
Maybe one day I'll be able to be a sneaky beta male snitching on coworkers because I'm too afraid to have a conversation that might make me feel a bit uncomfy :(
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:34:09 No. 151244
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:37:00 No. 151245
>>151241
Well then he got a weapon of mass pollution.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:38:28 No. 151246
You should start the rumour that he's addicted to coke and that's why he's always snorting.
Then the office gossip chain will dispose of him.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:38:28 No. 151247
>>151243
I'm only here until the bonus is paid next month. From now until then I'm being as difficult as possible for management.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:40:26 No. 151248
>>151247
Are you sure you will be able to get another job?
Will you need a reference from your current management?
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:41:21 No. 151249
>>151248
Yes.
No. Most people don't tell their current employer they're job hunting. What do you think most employers would do if contacted about an existing employee?
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:46:29 No. 151250
>>151249
Give them a big hug and wish them well for the future
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:48:11 No. 151251
Help me out here weabooNEETs
>d/l a big torrent of anime
>doesn't include subtitles, smplayer can't find them on opensubtitles
>Not handsome enough to go on tinder and find a japanese qt to come around and watch them with me and translate
What do?
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:53:55 No. 151252
>>151251
Summon the russian hackers for aid.
http://subs.com.ru/
The interface is simple enough, use the search bar, they also have english subtitles. The english subtitles have "english anime subtitles" written in their box.
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:57:31 No. 151253
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NEET 09/18/18 (Tue) 23:58:26 No. 151254
>>151253
Are you good at it?
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:01:04 No. 151255
>>151253
No a good career choice tbqh. Too much competition and outsourcing to india.
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:16:26 No. 151256
There is no way someone like NK (with very poor quality poos) would be able to compete with India's best.
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:16:58 No. 151257
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:18:54 No. 151258
Is Bob Katter the only politician who is woke on the poo question and on the need to support Aussie shitters?
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:23:42 No. 151259
>>151258
He played his cards too soon and his foolish attempt at creating the Designation St pootorium will weigh him down politically for the rest of his career. In any case, Australian fecal infrastructure is notoriously bad, remember the Poo To The Node fiasco?
Long story short: we need Indian consultants right now. That means more class-P 457 visas, more investment and, crucially, more public awareness. Australia is falling behind.
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:24:23 No. 151260
>>151259
Is that you Scott Morrison?
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:25:26 No. 151261
>>151260
They call me Po' Mo' these days. As #1 I'm a strong advocate of #2.
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:25:55 No. 151262
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Writing Scott Morrison just now made me think of the Bob Morrison Show. Does anyone else remember it? One of the weirder things on telly back in the day.
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:26:42 No. 151263
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:27:34 No. 151265
>>151262
I had a thing for the teenage girl in the show at the time. She went on to do Humphry Bear for a bit and then disappeared altogether.
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:28:55 No. 151266
>>151265
>She went on to do Humphry Bear
While he was wearing the costume?
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:29:03 No. 151267
New Thread: >>151264
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:35:02 No. 151269
>>151263
A frog dropped into a pot of boiling water will jump back out, of course, and yet that same frog, introduced to a body of tepid water gradually heated, will enter a comfortable stupor, at last expiring when the temperature reaches boiling, all without moving a muscle.
This is to say the Australian public isn't ready for #3 advocacy just yet, which is why we mention nothing but #2 in the current political climate. The #3 agenda is being served, do not concern yourself with that.
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NEET 09/19/18 (Wed) 00:38:40 No. 151270
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