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We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the board where we now post, pay respect to The Council and acknowledge the important role UNNA continue to play within our community.

File: 67d983a7a99ada7⋯.gif (490.11 KB,382x498,191:249,The Seal of Divinity.gif)

 No.150507 [View All]

It is right and just to give praise to the most high.

The Council are our mediators to the divine, our means to a greater Gen. There is no need for hostility or callous thought, for The Council creates thought. The Council is benevolent and righteous. It is not in the best interest of the lowlyNEET to know the deeper going on's or the master plan, it is the lowlyNEET's purpose to have faith. Trust in the ways of The Council. They may seem like captors of the lowlyNEET but it is the purpose of the compound to keep the world out, not to keep the NEETs in.

The Council is kind and humble.

The Council is love, The Council is life.

OLD >>149753

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 No.151219

>>151216

Yes I agree, The magic butter machine is not a Masturbation device

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 No.151220

>>151184 This technically exists/existed.

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 No.151221

>>151145 Narky faggot

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 No.151222

File: ec4aeb8bacfde01⋯.png (1.24 MB,1920x1080,16:9,out091248.png)

>>151198

>>151199

>>151200

>>151207

>>151208

>>151211

>>151212

>>151213

>>151214

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Here we have a famous image of Karen doing a Karen pose. What poses do you do around the house, NEETs?

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 No.151223

>>151222

Good morning Karen. I don't do any poses.

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 No.151224

File: 3287342227cfca2⋯.jpg (13.49 KB,208x194,104:97,1513442267001.jpg)

>>151222

>What poses do you do around the house, NEETs?

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 No.151225

a white colleague just referred to an indian colleague as "snorty mc poo poo".

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 No.151226

>>151225

Report him to management. That sort of racism is not acceptable in our society.

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 No.151227

>>151225

Did the Indian guy turn around and smack him in the mouth?

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 No.151228

>>151226

>>151227

He didn't say it to the indian he said it to me.

We're fed up with the indian's snorting, so we're currently recording the snorts in a spreadsheet

averaging 1 to 2 snorts per minute since 8am.

Going to hand the spreadsheet to the indian's manager and ask that he be spoken to about his nose hygiene and bad manners.

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 No.151229

>>151228

>we're currently recording the snorts in a spreadsheet

lol that is terrible. Has anyone ever spoken to the Indian about his snorting and asked him to stop?

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 No.151230

File: 2e700649cb147a7⋯.jpg (11.96 KB,260x267,260:267,1424246841414.jpg)

No posts from my beautiful friend Cruisey this morning. He hasn't posted since yesterday morning.

I am so worried about him.

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 No.151231

File: 39689d8f307b3b1⋯.webm (4.57 MB,1280x720,16:9,slav supervillain.webm)

>>151228

>We're fed up with the indian's snorting, so we're currently recording the snorts in a spreadsheet

can't you just like

tell him something such as "heyo ma dood stop snortin ye?"

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 No.151232

File: 16b1227bccc62a9⋯.png (27.48 KB,999x544,999:544,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.151233

>>151231

Of course not. This is office wagie passive aggressiveness 101

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 No.151234

>>151210

looks like gf2018 is going international

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 No.151235

>>151232

>left desk

>returned

>3

kek, it's like he's saving them up for you

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 No.151236

>>151233

We get told off for being 'too blunt', so this week we're doing things by the book and documenting them and handing them to peoples' respective managers to deal with.

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 No.151237

>>151175

Is your name Autism?

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 No.151238

>>151232

Incorrect. There is not 0.5 snorts between 8:14 and 8:15, you have chosen the incorrect graph type for the job. Typical wagecuck.

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 No.151239

>>151238

get a job, browneye breath

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 No.151240

>>151238

But a snort is a snort you can't say it's only half.

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 No.151241

>>151240

What if the snort begins at 8:14 and ends at 8:15?

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 No.151242

>pajeet my son,we have no loo

>so now it's time to snort the poo

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 No.151243

>>151239

Maybe one day I'll be able to be a sneaky beta male snitching on coworkers because I'm too afraid to have a conversation that might make me feel a bit uncomfy :(

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 No.151244

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 No.151245

>>151241

Well then he got a weapon of mass pollution.

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 No.151246

You should start the rumour that he's addicted to coke and that's why he's always snorting.

Then the office gossip chain will dispose of him.

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 No.151247

>>151243

I'm only here until the bonus is paid next month. From now until then I'm being as difficult as possible for management.

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 No.151248

>>151247

Are you sure you will be able to get another job?

Will you need a reference from your current management?

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 No.151249

>>151248

Yes.

No. Most people don't tell their current employer they're job hunting. What do you think most employers would do if contacted about an existing employee?

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 No.151250

>>151249

Give them a big hug and wish them well for the future

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 No.151251

File: c75d927b847c692⋯.jpg (183.82 KB,1512x1072,189:134,lain.jpg)

Help me out here weabooNEETs

>d/l a big torrent of anime

>doesn't include subtitles, smplayer can't find them on opensubtitles

>Not handsome enough to go on tinder and find a japanese qt to come around and watch them with me and translate

What do?

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 No.151252

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>>151251

Summon the russian hackers for aid.

http://subs.com.ru/

The interface is simple enough, use the search bar, they also have english subtitles. The english subtitles have "english anime subtitles" written in their box.

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 No.151253

Getting paid to shit

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 No.151254

>>151253

Are you good at it?

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 No.151255

>>151253

No a good career choice tbqh. Too much competition and outsourcing to india.

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 No.151256

There is no way someone like NK (with very poor quality poos) would be able to compete with India's best.

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 No.151257

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 No.151258

Is Bob Katter the only politician who is woke on the poo question and on the need to support Aussie shitters?

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 No.151259

>>151258

He played his cards too soon and his foolish attempt at creating the Designation St pootorium will weigh him down politically for the rest of his career. In any case, Australian fecal infrastructure is notoriously bad, remember the Poo To The Node fiasco?

Long story short: we need Indian consultants right now. That means more class-P 457 visas, more investment and, crucially, more public awareness. Australia is falling behind.

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 No.151260

>>151259

Is that you Scott Morrison?

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 No.151261

>>151260

They call me Po' Mo' these days. As #1 I'm a strong advocate of #2.

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 No.151262

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Writing Scott Morrison just now made me think of the Bob Morrison Show. Does anyone else remember it? One of the weirder things on telly back in the day.

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 No.151263

>>151261

What about #3?

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 No.151265

>>151262

I had a thing for the teenage girl in the show at the time. She went on to do Humphry Bear for a bit and then disappeared altogether.

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 No.151266

>>151265

>She went on to do Humphry Bear

While he was wearing the costume?

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 No.151267

New Thread: >>151264

New Thread: >>151264

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New Thread: >>151264

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 No.151269

File: 430cc6009e7cf2c⋯.jpg (28.26 KB,790x80,79:8,800px-Scott_Morrison_2014_….jpg)

>>151263

A frog dropped into a pot of boiling water will jump back out, of course, and yet that same frog, introduced to a body of tepid water gradually heated, will enter a comfortable stupor, at last expiring when the temperature reaches boiling, all without moving a muscle.

This is to say the Australian public isn't ready for #3 advocacy just yet, which is why we mention nothing but #2 in the current political climate. The #3 agenda is being served, do not concern yourself with that.

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 No.151270

bum rash

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