/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I love that new thread smell

Hungover on a Sunday and wondering if I'm ever gonna make it

>>149756

Sorry, I farted.

>NEET General

>Working Man's

If the neets of old could only see what we've become

>>149761

The ancestors would be proud. NEETdom was misery for all involved in it.

>>149763

UNNA

Severely upset board owner watching the gen like a hawk

Only 236 books to go neets

>>149766

posts

I wish weber had a gf

#GOON

Why does the BO have his roastie in a twist? I keep hearing about people getting banned.

>>149770

Yeah he is in a bad mood

Getting the hang of the harmonica, able to play some beginner riffs already. I feel like I'm spending my time wisely for once.

17 degrees today in Shitbourne, it was nice to see an old mate, we had some whiskey and just talked about how he think the worlds going to shit.

>>149773

>talked about how he think the worlds going to shit.

Sounds like he might be depressed.

Feeling utterly helpless after last night. Got myself in an absolute state and starting flicking through photos of my ex again, even sent her a stupid facebook message asking if "we could talk soon", whatever the fuck that means. Why can't I fucking forget her already, this is torture.

>>149762

Well done.

>>149771

The poster that keeps getting banned is worse than John.

>>149777

Who?

>>149775

Was she a right brapper?

>>149778

You failed your NEETlore exam didn't you ?

>>149775

You are spending too much time alone. You need to involve yourself with family, friends or hobbies. If things are strained with your family then make up with them. If you have no friends then join some groups and hobbies where you can make some.

>>149778

From what I have read, John kept posting increasingly sexualised gay porn images and kept getting around the ban hammer before it came down on him again and again.

>>149782

I am the NEET who knows no NEETlore

>>149783

Why don't you follow your own advice wise guy.

>>149779

That would just make things worse.

>>149785

>They call him …. lorelessNEET

>>149788

lovelessNEET

>>149786

I am not complaining about things to the NEET forum.

>>149789

You're never loveless when NK is around

I keep seeing posts getting deleted that were of no real consequence to the rules and I'm starting to get worried. What's going on BO?

>>149790

You've been making whinging holier-than-thou posts this whole year

Can someone remind me to get a gf tonight at around 6PM AEST?

>>149793

Lets just keep telling depressed self-destructive cunts to "have a goon" then mate.

>>149792

He got paranoid after I revealed my plan to simultaneously break all the rules

>>149794

No she wasn't.

Absence makes the penis grow fonder.

Remember all the times she did whatever she did that really annoyed you

>>149794

She was not.

>>149795

Is that when she comes out on the street?

>>149796

Have a goon

>>149802

Dan gave me a bottle of whisky on my birthday

I gave him some money for being such a great friend.

When I stick my hand in the rear of my pants it comes out covered in hairs, do you have this problem too?

Down on the street where the faces shine

Floatin' around, I'm a real low mind

NO WALL!

NO WALL!

>>149774

Not really, it was more of a /pol/ than /r9k/ type of conversation

>>149779

We did seek refreshment as I visited you before I went to him

>>149806

Then how does your roof stay up ?

The neighbours have put in a set of water drainage pipes which collect rainwater from around their property and dump it directly over the property line into our backyard.

The pipes end where our backyard starts so they're deliberately taking all the water and piping it straight onto our grass. What the fuck. There's no way that can be legal, right?

>>149809

Just block the pipes

>>149809

free water. cut off there supply and sell it back to them.

>>149809

Theres starving niggers in china would be happy to have free water

>>149807

>I visited you before I went to him

Pre-Daning before the outing?

>>149809

It's not if it is done on purpose, some local councils have drainage requirements over this or at least ours does in relationship to pools and landscaping.

>>149812

>starving niggers in china

Moderate geographic banter.

>>149816

My mum always did the "starving people in china" if we wouldn't eat our tea.

It became a family meme.

>>149817

Goon morning your majesty.

>>149818

I agree that people may be starving in China, but whether those starving people are niggers is not certain.

>>149820

Can one be both chinese and a nigger ?

>>149814

Well I needed supplies

They're starving back in China so finish what you got.

I ain't never been on welfare, that's one place I won't be!

Gonna hit that Hong Kong mattress all night long

>>149821

That is were my uncertain comes from, I do not know enough about the Chinese to answer that question.

>>149823

I posted the wrong song.

>>149827

hehehe he made me laigh

>>149770

>>149771

NEETs need to learn the ropes.

BO will teach them.

>>149827

WE

>>149772

Blow your harmonica, son

Melancholic sunday

>>149776

He did really well and all his posts are much appreciated.

>>149778

The posterNEET

>>149793

He unironically is holier than thou.

boo

>>149794

She was ok but she didn't get into in my 5.

>>149838

the guy on the right in the thumbnail looks severely tumesced

>>149817

Goon is probably the cause of that behaviour.

>>149840

I don't think anyone can get so tumesced that it becomes severe.

>>149842

you would be surprised

>>149844

>tfw suprised

>>149844

You just can't handle your tumescedness.

>>149846

are you the OG tumesced poster

it was accompanied by a bon scott pic iirc

>>149847

I am not.

>>149838

lol

A lot of songs I need to listen to.

>>149770

That's just one guy incessantly complaining about being banned

>>149849

I can't help the way that I am.

>>149850

Everyone semi relates to the post I made.

Except this one, it's a good one though.

>>149851

He could just post with a proxy and not mention anything about it, might be the smart thing to do in his shoes.

>>149855

He enjoys complaining about it.

More power to him.

>>149855

Sometimes people want to fight their problems more than they want to solve them

>>149851

it was more than one

>>149854

They are ok but they don't get in my 5.

>>149856

>>149857

BO maybe if you explain the problem you have me we could sort it out.

>>149860

No chance bannedNEET

>>149860

Hows Azerbaijan

>>149861

>>149860

This song was the one that was supposed to be posted.

>>149860

You have bad personal hygiene and the smell offends the other NEETs

tfw compressed

>tfw impressed

tfw pillpressed

To sad no gf NEET.

I listened to this one a lot when I was all hurting and whatnot.

>>149868

Fuck me dead mate thats really getting to me

I was thinking about big poos and was watching this:

https://efukt.com/22558_gender_pay_gap.html

>>149869

I'm not fucking your dead mate

That's disgusting

I haven't done anything narky for months. The narkiest thing I have done is post about cheesey breaking up before he was able to and he didn't seemed too fussed. It can't just be a general crackdown on nonsense posting otherwise nk would have been banned too. The gen doesn't give a shit about i wish x had a gf posting.

All I can think of is that he's thought I am going to ban this cunt because I don't like him and hope he ends up leaving.

>>149834

shamed man.

>>149869

Yeah, Hag and those old country guys really said it honestly

>heart on your sleeve

This is another one.

>>149872

>general crackdown on nonsense posting otherwise nk would have been banned too.

Boong posting is very important for me.

>>149872

We like NK, that's the difference.

Sorry, that >>149877 was a little narky.

>>149872

Maybe he just hates niggers ?

>>149848

This is the best of his songs so far.

>>149872

whats this, is this the vpnneet or hueneet

also bo why dont we hear from you dunno even where you live

>>149881

I like to imagine the BO is Dan himself.

>>149881

His whereabouts are shrouded in mystery. BO is an enigma, a refracted reflection of what he wants to reveal.

>>149877

I don't like NK.

>>149881

The last BO making parts of his life "public" caused a few issues on /aus/ so I'm glad current BO keeps to the shadows

>>149884

Neither do your victims but we learn to love it after a while.

>>149881

Why would you need to know where the BO lives?

>>149885

ShadowNEET sounds like a vigilante

>>149888

So he can rape him of course

>>149889

He's the NEET we deserve

>>149885

The owner of a popular chan I visited (not half chan) long ago had his life on there and his girlfriend use to appear on cam for the donation drive. It was a non-issue.

>>149891

That seems pretty silly.

>>149891

Did he post about injecting heroin though ?

Last one, nogfNEET will feel this one.

>>149893

He smoked cones and did so on cam for donations. Memes were made about him that he was on Meth but I did not investigate it and I doubt it was true.

>>149895

He means the BO of /aus/ did.

>>149896

I thought he was asking about his drug use as the Board Owner. The owner of the site (420chan) I am talking about smoked cones and there were several boards promoting all types of drug use including heroin.

>>149897

Sounds like a pretty stupid place to hang out.

>>149898

Even edgy teens need somewhere to hang out m8

>>149898

Hung out there for a bit, didn't like it personally. Even while I was smoking dope.

>>149899

>need somewhere

*needed

>>149900

dude weed lmao 24/7 ?

>>149899

what's wrong with skate parks and abandoned buildings?

>>149900

It was nice until they merged /b/ and /high/. /b/ use to be a good board for banter when people were coming down off highs. After the merge it just became like >>149902 and people left in droves, kinda like how this board was created.

>>149903

NK lurks those places

THE MUTANT SUPER COCKROACH CAME BACK AND IT'S UNDER MY COMPUTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149902

Back from my ride, almost froze to death coming back on the highway, anyway time for a few gook beers to warm me up.

>>149906

post pics

>>149907

Glad you got home safe.

>>149908

The cockroach is his mum

>>149910

I thought the argie was the incestual south american

>>149911

You pussy

>>149912

I can't tell foriegners apart tbh

Except for Hans, he was ok

>>149913

It is mental illness I think. The cockroach probably doesn't even exist.

>>149909

Cheers.

>>149914

I miss Hans, I hope he is doing well.

>>149913

It's a hue cockroach, it's like an even niggerer version of a cockroach capable of high speed flight and aerial vomiting and then because they're always diseased with some random fungus for who knows what reason they then kamikaze attack and explode because their exoskeleton is always under pressure from the fungus expanding inside.

At least scorpions fight like a man, they butt you head on with their natural spears. But this little bitch uses its undead arcane wizard owers to spread the plague and then when it sees you it hides because it's a lone saboteur.

Fuck this nigg

>>149888

just a general curiosity, I like to know about all our named NEETs

Also I'm interested in the geographical concentration of NEETs

>>149919

I thought you left AsioNEET

>>149917

this sounds fake

>>149920

kek I'm just autistic thats all

>>149920

that's a violation of ausneets law!

>>149923

Ausneet law only applies to cunts

>>149915

CRAWLING

>>149921

it actually only flies into you, all the fungus does is make them retarded and desperate. They do bloat a bit and that's how you tell they're diseased besides the dumb behavior.

They only go pop if you pour boiling water on them.

>>149926

I'm so glad I don't live in brazil

>>149927

Australia isn't exactly free os little creature related issues. A couple of weeks back i narrowly avoided being bitten on the dick by a spider

>>149928

>bitten on the dick by a spider

>a spider

>spider

>john

>>149929

>>149928

It was a rock spider.

>>149930

kek

not really man :(

>>149928

>spider

Oh no nigga. The brazillian brown recluse has a body of 1cm in diameter, its legs are thin and 4cm long. Its poison causes necrosis, and due to its size it can be anywhere and you're not particularly likely to see it.

Most bite victims realize they were bitten hours after when the small dosage of poison causes sudden fever.

Spiders are bros though, they kill cockroaches and avoid humans. I'd take a hue brown recluse in any day.

>>149932

Are you woman then ?

>>149934

sounds more like a tranny

>>149935

J-John

>>149936

Last I heard he was dressing up as a spider these days

Smelly NEET scrotum

Well scrubbed and manicured working mans testicles

>>149939

good man

>>149939

how do you manicure a testicle?

Does any other country deal with shit like big animals in city centers like the Kangaroos here, or swooping pests like the magpie

>>149941

lick it

>>149941

Dip them in a bucket of goon.

>>149941

Delicately

bog bouncy battered boong balls

>>149942

Canada and the northern US cities sometimes have bears and moose in their cities.

I have had a very unproductive day. It feels pretty good.

>>149950

Good NEET

Sunday is the day of rest

>>149950

me too

Do you have work tomorrow?

rather large neet poo

>>149953

good morning NK

>>149954

Not NK, but how are you

>>149955

I am well, although rather cold. How about you, neeto?

>>149951

It makes me want to revert to this lifestyle.

>>149952

Yeah, as good as today has been, work has been a pestering little thought gnawing away in the back of my head.

My boss texted me yesterday and I didn't reply, he's going to ask why not.

>>149957

Bosses and work in general should fuck off on the weekend.

>>149957

It should be illegal for bosses to contact you on the weekend

>>149956

Alright, got myself back from my mate's at around 1, been lazing about since. Might go to the gym tonight

>>149958

Yeah, that'd be nice.

>>149959

Who am I going to complain to and how would that help?

>>149961

contact the department of wagecuck protection

Fuck, I'm almost bored enough to play skyrim again

>>149963

I spent the last 6 or so hours intermittently playing god of war

I'm putting the kettle on, anyone want a cuppa?

>>149963

Wouldn't mind starting a new game of Skyrim, it's been a few years.

>>149965

Yeah, I'll have one

Cheers m8

>>149965

yes

>>149965

Yes please.

>>149968

>>149967

>>149969

How do you all have it?

>>149970

White of course

>>149970

black of course

>>149965

White, one sugar please.

>>149970

White and a few sugars please.

NEET tea party

You are all being difficult.

Coffee, tea? How many coffee spoons? How many sugars?

>>149971

>>149972

>>149973

>>149974

3 NEETs reply

4 NEETs give instructions

There's tomfoolery afoot

>>149970

Black with 7 sugars and Milk please

>>149976

this kettle is taking a long time to boil

I'll have an Irish coffee please.

>>149976

I'll have mine with whisky in

And no coffee or water

I'm not going to be able to remember all this.

I'll bring a kettle, a pot of tea, some coffee, sugar and milk to the table and you can all make your own.

I am out of whiskey, sorry.

>>149976

Tea, two sugars, white.

>>149983

Thank you, this is what I am after.

>>149982

I'll have some cake, Bilbo.

>>149985

and some scones please

>>149985

I have a selections pack of arnotts biscuits, some short bread creams and some butternut snaps.

>>149985

Bilbo molested all the younger hobbits

Does NK drink coffee, tea or Monsters?

>>149987

Tim Tams?

After a drawn out trench battle, my room was left charred and barren, I came out victorious. The cockroach routed, likely back to the dark depths.

>>149990

The coffee ones, please

>>149989

Coffee with goon and abo semen

>>149990

If you give me a minute I'll go get some.

Make yourself comfy, I'll be back in 10.

I'll get some scones too.

>>149991

That concrete floor came in handy.

>>149993

>goon and abo semen

A touch of goon and heavy on the aboriginal semen?

>>149991

If it isn't dead it will be back.

>>149996

So much abo semen you can stand a spoon up in it

>>149991

It will be back with friends, be prepared

>>150000

for fucks sake neet

>>150000

Worthy get.

>>150002

Can you put goon in the kettle?

>>150001

Sorry everyone, in future the council should look at having a countdown for such things

>>150004

Boiled goon is a refreshing drink.

>>150005

We have a perfectly good count up

>>150005

We were out on our tea break.

>>149988

poor shireNEET

>>150005

The council is too busy wanking off to the nameNEETs they like.

We need a NEET revolution

>>150010

Who will lead it?

>>150010

NEETpoleon shall rise again

>>150011

The poor downtrodden namelessNEETs shall rule

In a non commie way

>>150012

We had one, BO.

He needs to deal with you dissenters.

>>150013

The proleNEETs doing anything other than NEETing?

We look down on you from our nameNEET ivory towers and scoff in amusement.

You will do as you have always done, have another goon +/ wank

>>150014

You've had your time with your gold plated goon mugs and silk cumdies council NEET

>>150016

You can take our positions but eventually you will be faced with the same situation.

You will become that which you hate.

They didn't have any coffee timtams, I got a share pack of the normal ones.

>>150017

Yes but …..

I'll enjoy it till then

>>150018

I guess this is what I get for keeping my hopes up

>>150018

Excellent news

I've Never heard of him>Nameless NEETs

In the last 10 mins I ate a whole pack of butternut snaps. I was like a doped out hippy, sitting here laughing at cockroach, NEETrevolution and tea jokes. About 4000kj.

anyone know how to make your own liquor?

>>150022

He is a named NEET and in a way responsible for this whole debacle in the first place.

>>150023

You need your own personal neet revolution

>>150019

Work with the system, not against it.

Rehearse your NEETlore and even you could one day join the council.

>>150023

An executive would have eaten 2 packets

>>150028

Bane?!?

>>150021

>>150020

Timtams for all.

>>150025

Glad you know my NEETlore

>>150028

I can't remember you.

>>150032

Don't worry, we haven't forgotten.

>>150033

And that is why you shall be the first one against the wall on the Day of the Goonbag

Fresh bunch of groceries, a new pack of mints, and a 6 pack of oettinger tallboys

Lazy end to a shit weekend, fuck I forgot how bad Sundays are

>>150031

half a billion a year is crazy since aren't we the only country that has them

>>150035

You won't be able to tell who I am when that day comes.

>>150036

You should buy the three packs, they are a fair bit cheaper that way.

>>150038

Then I shall kill some other NEET and say it was you.

I've been studying communiss revolutions

>>150037

I think we export some but yeah, that is a lot.

>>150039

Think I'll try and taper off over the next 2 packs

>>150040

I can't wait for the disney movie about Neet King

>>150040

The principle and the message is more important than the truth.

>Majority of NEET councilors are actually wagies

REVOLUTION NOW

>>149948

I was going to say that.

>>149950

Nice. You earned it.

>>150044

It'd be like the Lion King but 3 hours of abo rape

>>150046

>apparently a minority of neet posters

>secretly control the entire council

(((hmmm)))

Still hungover as all shit despite having 3 cups of coffee and two meals, might have another wank but it looks that the gym is off the cards for tonight

>>150049

This is why there is a vetting procedure to get into the chambers.

>>149965

Am I too late for a coffee? Black, no sugar. One heaped spoon.

>>150049

Shut it down.

>>150054

I'll put the kettle on, the rest of you can make your own.

>>150051

That reminds me of Nuggets

Cooked a porn tenderloin and taters for dinner.

Got a lemon self-saucing pudding cooking now.

>>150058

Hot

>>150046

Its too late, we already won, the skelelegion grows in strength every day while the useless execs do naught

>>150058

Weber, you are insatiable. Absolutely delectable.

I would like a pic please.

>>150060

Do not empathise with the skeleNEETs too much. Remember that they are just our tools to do battle against the execs. They are not us.

I'm gonna make some chicken stirfry noodles. Haven't made one with noodles for like a year now. Hope I don't fuck it up. Will make around 5 meals I reckon

>>150061

Might get you a pudding pic. The main has been consumed already.

>>150063

I want some pics from you too.

Wagie trying to keep a NEET down.

>>150058

pork* lol

>>150067

HAH!!

Juicy porn tenderloins

>>150067

Porn tenderloin somehow sounded better

Mmm yeah baby, work that tenderloin like a dirty porkstar

Check out these cute kiwi gooks

>>150062

I am the skeleneet

>>150066

Look buddy I've got a neet mindset too. Just as you do. So how about us fellow neet mindset fellows forget all this caustic neet first behavior and settle down a bit.

>>150073

I have said too much.

>>150075

And not eaten enough.

>>150074

bannedNEET, try and remember that you are a namedNEET now too.

An hour or so ago the old neighbour lady knocked on my door. She asked me to come over and help her put her man hole cover back on. It had blown off from the wind.

On the way over to her house we stopped and chatted with the neighbour over the road. He asked if the bush in my yard was lavender, he said he was considering putting some in. I told him he could take some cuttings if he wanted. Then he offered me some tomato plants. I thanked him but said no.

I climbed the ladder and fixed the manhole cover, then chatted with the old lady for an hour or so. She is 80 and lives on her own. She is going to sell up and move into a unit.

It was an okay evening. It is good to get out more.

>>150072

nz gook accent kinda makes me tumesced

>>150077

I am no such neet and have no such title

>>150058

Sounds nice mate.

>>150075

feebleNEET I know of your council plans, you act as the controllers of it all but take a look an dyou;ll se it was all me all along, so go to your club of old men while I and my skelelegion consumes all, the execs, the chads, the council, all

>>150078

Good man.

>>150078

Fantastic, great work man.

>>150078

What a nice NEET you are.

>>150068

You are in vigorous spirits tonight.

>>150078

did you ask her for a gobbie

>>150087

A reprehensible post.

>>150082

>consumes all

Just as we planned.

>>150089

belemia mate, we just throw you all up in the joondy dans dumpster, thats our real power

>>150088

can i have a gobby

>>150086

I am tonight's chambermaid. Eager to misconstrue the dominion beneath us.

Our word is NEETlore.

The skele hunger for control is actually just hunger for a nice big plate of tendies

>>150091

A foul folly

>>150092

>chambermaid

Hot

>>150093

skeles can eat all and gain no weight

>>150091

Absolutely disgusting.

I object to the skellies taking over the namelessNEET revolution.

It's just like 1918 all over again

>>150098

You exec's should fight them for it.

>>150085

Some have made that claim.

>>150096

Skeles are lying about their metabolisms as well as their good intentions

>>150098

kek

>>150100

A very nice NEET.

NON WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!

>>150103

You only see the side of me with my katana sheathed.

>>150104

>UNTIE!

HAH!!

>>150099

The skellies are week but the execs tire easily.

My nameless legions shall wait till both sides are exhausted

>>150105

Your kimono swaying in the sweet autumn breeze, cherry blossom falling around your feet.

>>150108

One thing all revolutions have in common is that centrists get the rope

It turns out that the girl I thought was the guy over the road's daughter is actually his wife.

>>150108

You have not understood the scope of this war.

The nameless will know heir place as the exec's and skele's thin their numbers. The council will remain above.

>>150111

Is she hot

gf is guaranteed for participation on the NEET revolution

>>150109

My goal in life is to be able to see myself the way you see me. I would be unstoppable.

>>150113

She is pretty plain but not ugly.

>>150114

I worry about where these gfs are to come from

>>150114

Ah ….

One each or we all share one ?

Just asking

>>150114

A trut for the truts.

>>150117

They will be taken from the NEETcouncillors harem.

>>150115

Sometimes I see you as a captain of a ship with bushy sideburns braving the murky swell of the Atlantic.

>>150112

Unleash your exec hordes foul councilNEETs

You may have the weight lol of numbers but right is on our side !

>>150120

All insight we've got of the NEET council points to homosexuality on a level that would make the greeks blush

>>150117

There are many illegal sex workers maybe the neets can free them

>>150120

I forgot to mention, some of them may have penises.

>>150124

Nah, I don't like gooks

>>150123

It is your turn to wear the bridle.

>>150123

The ruling class is always depraved.

Power corrupts.

>>150123

Dunno about that, In terms of the council 2 have GFs and 1 had one last week, that leaves Possum, NK and the mysterious board owner

>>150125

Goon afternoon

>>150130

Maybe the mysterious BO is Possum and NK's gf ?

>>150121

That sounds okay.