/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

UNNA

>tfw no eyenose

FIRST

>>162640

It's a bit slow, and the overall story is a bit simple, but the atmosphere and visuals were enough for me to ultimately enjoy it.

RAGIE RAGIE TRAFFIC WAGIE

Horrible Pepe

>>162653

Someone says that every thread.

>>162654

We haven't had a good pepe since 167

Monk, NK and Cruisy get in a fight

Who wins

i hate myslef

NK get on the VBs instead

>>162656

Monk.

>>162657

Lucky you don't h8 yourself.

>>162656

Society

>>162656

Monk wins he is a big angry cunt and the other two are soft.

>>162656

DAN

>>162662

NK is always hard

>>162665

kek

>>162657

You need to change your lifestyle and stop doing the things that make you hate yourself.

>>162664

I think tat's a drunk myself

>>162669

He looks like a neet

>>162670

Same aisle. Comes in bottles.

>>162672

>bottles

absolutely disgusting

>>162672

Goon free goon is already sold at most supermarkets or at least it does in my area.

>>162674

That's what my comment was aluding to. The pictured can is sold by Woolworths.

>>162670

An aberration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxM_sgMM2rQ

gook tunes every day nigger neets

>>162455

He is part of the reason why I went with the nigger misso.

>>162463

Those pics are years old.

>>162528

Nah I got a hunger tamers box with a double whopper with cheese and an iced coffee

>>162530

I used to hate that shit, you'd book it when you are in a real bad way and by the time you get there you have settled. This is why you need a diary.

>>162652

I stayed back for an hour and a half playing pool and had the roads almost to myself. I wish I worked til 6:30

>>162537

VN?

>>162547

I can sense your aura and your lust for the sacrament.

>>162656

I am not keen on hypothetical's

Only one real way to find out, his polo would have more than coffee stains on it.

NK would be the real threat, he'd be dirty.

>>162560

You are doing well and soon you will come to enjoy the rage.

>>162575

I had my foot in the door with the recruitment arm of both the army and BAE when I was 16, the army even told me about some loophole where I could start at 17 and finish my schooling at duntroon. I wanted to be a diesel fitter in the forces.

But alas, the universe had other plans.

And yeah, I wanted to kill and die for my country or for whatever reason I had in my head.

>>162579

Absolutely divine.

>>162601

kosher /fit/izen meal

>>162631

Or post them.

>>162639

That's a pretty good film.

>>162679

OK, would prefer more aboringals ones.

>>162689

I am here mate. I am just about to go to bed though. It is good to have you back.

>>162690

Hello.

>>162692

>>162690

Hello

>>162691

Really going to bed or "going to bed" then spying on us all?

>>162691

How has your day been?

>>162688

Nobody in history has ever used that phrase unironically. Don't be the first.

miss krautchan so much

>>162695

Really going to bed. The depression that hit today has really taken it out of me. I just want to lie down and put my face in the pillow.

>>162696

It has been a tough day. Felt like a zombie. Lots of negative thoughts. Hopefully I snap out of it tomorrow.

>>162698

No you don't. Kacey was shit.

>>162699

I am sorry that you have had a hard day, anything set it off?

>>162701

>anything set it off?

Not really. I hadn't been out of the house in ages and it hit me hard for some reason. I spent ages just wandering around Coles in a daze. And things got worse from there. I need to get out more often I think to desensitise myself to shit. Taking Doggo for walks doesn't do it because I don't interact with anyone.

Anyway, how was your day?

fuckin poofs get a room

You neets cum in your pants or in a tissue?

>>162703

fuck you

>>162705

>cum in your pants

People don't actually do that do they? I thought the cumdies were just a meme.

>>162704

glorious

>>162703

Come in to the room with us.

>>162709

There you go again. Stop watching those videotapes.

>>162702

Reasonable I guess, just work.

The more you do it the better it will get. Bunnings is a good idea because you will find other weirdo's there, most of them are boomer tradies. Most of those guys are as strange as the NEETs here.

>>162710

Corn shuckin' NEET

Terrible advice, Bunnings is a place all NEETs should avoid. It has one of the worse fake smile ratings of all Australian retail stores imo

>>162713

Learn from them, it is a tool that will save you in the outside.

>>162714

polish that turd

Fungal infection showing no signs of healing.

>>162716

Go see Dr Pajeet.

>>162716

See a proper doctor, get a sample sent off to the lab for identification.

>>162718

I have done nothing for you self-sufficient NEET, you are the master of your story and you need to take responsibility for all the effort and improvement in your life, not just the lesser qualities. You are making it and you have done it by yourself. Be proud.

>>162718

Also, good night dear friend, sleep tight.

>>162720

>>162721

xx

>>162719

Dr Pajeet can do that for a lot less.

om a worthless piece of shit

>>162707

When i was a young lad fresh to the masturbation world I did that a few times due to some countdown calculation errors

>>162713

I like Bunnings now that they have self serve checkouts. Wouldn't trust a single one of their employees to give advice though tbh, they all seem lazy and inept

>>162724

Be careful that you don't get bottled and turned into jenkum.

>>162727

I look forward to it

>>162727

You'll master a technique were you won't spill a drop of cum.

>>162727

If you pop 4 at once you can fap for 5 hours straight and not cum. But real talk, only take them on days you need them, otherwise you will get hooked and build a tolerance. I hate amps, I want to be me even when me is an unproductive bastard. There's no point unless I do things myself you know?

>>162727

Do you really need them when you have those VBs left?

>>162727

Amphetamine fueled rape sessions.

>>162731

I drank the rest of those, gonna use them like a good boy since I'm not a speed freak but they will come in handy for when I'm tired during rape sessions

>>162733

I worry about you, I hope you stay sane. Please just drink of the weekend and try not to use them too much.

Been a 10/10 day today, neets

Day 10, any soctober neets still in the running?

>>162739

I had one can on Sunday

>>162670

Heretic

>>162727

>NK on dexys

No bodily orfice in the Joondalup area will go unviolated now

>>162743

I've already called up joondalup hospital to expect mass rape casualties, and if I have any power left over I'll rampage and loot dans

>>162737

Just buy the dvd

>>162745

No, because buying digital goods is communism.

>>162746

Time is money and it sounds like you lost a lot of time

>>162749

Is cash the only thing we are allowed to extort?

Good night devious scheming neets

>>162751

We can stand over neets for their psychiatric meds as well

>>162752

goodnight pure innocent neet

>>162749

Give me his address and I'll tap his financial potential

Quiet night tonight.

>>162758

Go to a doctor probably, diabetes ain't so bad heaps of abos have it and live short and unproductive lives

>>162758

>sweet tooth

>drinks lots of water

You got diabetes, m8. Time to go to the doctor, and this time not doctor Dan.

>>162760

>doctor Dan

I don't drink thankfully.

>>162761

Drot Dan.

Time to go to bed. Night Night NEETs

Having a few drinks

>>162727

How did you pull it off? All I can think of is feigning narcolepsy

anyone itt

>>162767

Do your parents ever give you a few bucks?

>>162769

I used to do that all the time to mummybot when I was a teenager.

What do you spend it on? hue neet snacks?

>>162770

Either brazillian street food or I gather enough and go to a restaurant.

It doesn't happen too often, daddybot has a tight grip on money and doesn't carry much.

>>162771

Should I have another beer?

>>162772

Should you not?

Morning all.

Made a lamb and gravy roll with the leftover lamb rack.

>>162773

probably not

>>162774

nice breaky

I'm microwaving a pastie right now

>>162775

What happens if you microwave beer?

>>162775

>breaky

Careful. That's going to trigger at least one NEET.

>>162776

Nothing good.

Morning neets. Feel damn sleepy this morning.

Morning

>>162780

morning

>>162776

>microwave beer

He turns British which is bad

>>162781

Good morning my friend.

What are the alternatives to monogamy?

Polygamy: Having more than one spouse at the same time

Polygyny: One man, many female partners

Polyandry: One woman, many male partners

Polyamory: Having more than one open romantic relationship at a time

'Ethical' non-monogamy: With agreement and consent from all involved, exploring love and sex with multiple people

Swinging: Generally casual sex without commitment

Monogamish: "A relationship that is mostly monogamous, but occasionally exceptions are made for sexual play" [Urban Dictionary]

Singlism: Negative stereotypes directed at people who are not 'seriously' coupled

Unicorn: Single person who has sex with couples.

Don't ask don't tell (DADT): A couple who agree to intimacy outside of the relationship, but don't share information about that intimacy with each other.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-11/the-people-vs-monogamy/10337446

>unicorn

I have that psychologist appointment at 8:30. Feeling a bit rushed. I will need to get out and take doggo for his walk soon.

>>162785

The ABC can't distinguish between degenerate middle class fads and things which are of real interest to the people of this country.

>>162785

NK is a unicorn

>>162786

What's got you down cruisey

>>162789

Old mate is having a rough time, hope he feels better soon.

>>162787

Well I doubt they'd do an article on going to Dan's

>>162790

Why is possum so mean to dear cruisey

>>162782

How're you neet

>>162792

He wants singlism when I'm a polyamory

>>162793

Good mate, bit cold and sore but alright. Yourself?

I am taking Doggo for his walk Back in 45 minutes.

>>162794

I am throwing out those videotapes. I know where you keep them.

>>162794

Based

>>162795

Same old

>>162796

more pics of doggo plz

It's my day off, starting it with a nice relaxed want sesh

Wank sesh* fuck

>>162801

#disgusting

>>162801

Fuck sesh wank

Goon blow bang

Dan neet god

>>162787

It's worse than that. They're actively promoting this sort of depravity to destroy the family unit. All part of the plan, as per the Frankfurt School, etc.

>>162808

Who has seen this grand plan?

>>162810

Were do the aboriginals fit into this plan?

Quite nervous about my exam today NEETs

>>162812

Have you studied?

>>162813

I've tried quite hard to catch up but I'm still a bit behind. I think I will manage.

I've been studying of a morning which is something I've never done before. Next semester will be different I'm quite sure.

Doggo and I are back. Now I need to take a shower. I don't think I will shave. I shaved yesterday. Fuck it.

>>162814

You live and learn. Each semester gets easier relative to the changes of the previous semester.

>>162785

Everything but monogamy is cuckoldry and heretical, and the people who practice these alternatives should receive the death penalty.

>>162817

I don't think you are in a position to talk.

>>162817

>Everything but monogamy is cuckoldry and heretical

Polygyny is good for white men to practice against other races.

>>162820

Rape followed by murder is better still.

>>162819

ol' dirty tonsils skank poster skipped my good morning

The shower is done, now I need to write out my shopping and to do lists, get dressed and go.

I have missed posts, I am not used to this feeling. I am sorry I will have to catch up later. Is this what it is like for wagies every day? How I admire them for being able to cope. I have lived such a lazy life.

>>162825

lol that is a nice one mate.

>>162826

The infamous second penis is on his head.

>>162822

Thanks matey.

>>162824

Good on you for getting out there.

Say hello to two strangers.

Time for the wage.

Take care sweet NEETs.

>>162830

Take care, o great bringer of NEETdom.

Another beautiful day in Bestbourne, I'm wearing shorts today.

>>162832

Nice pants, son. Are they short longs or long shorts?

>>162834

Have a banana

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, have to go into uni today, not too pleased about that, I hate going there and seeing people with social lives and even relationships while I rot away

>>162836

Study in "the cloud" like me. I find I'm actually more productive compared to going in and dealing with parking/catching the bus and sitting in a lecture theater.

>>162837

Such a happy aboriginal man who got given new medication.

>>162837

Good luck.

>>162838

I just used to waste time and get distracted when I studied at home. Then I dropped out and got to dedicate all my time to sitting at home in front of the computer.

>>162841

>dedicate all my time to sitting at home in front of the computer

Wanking and gooning?

>>162842

Hey, don't stereotype and demean my chosen lifestyle. I do more than just that - I binge eat and play vidya as well.

>>162843

My apologies for using stereotypes.

The one day in the past year I have to come into uni and there's some fucking event on and I can't find a park

JUST

What's the meaning to life, NEETs? Is it an endless struggle to find happiness? Is there something more? I'm feeling nihilistic and unmotivated right now.

>>162845

Unlucky, better luck next year.

KFC for lonch

>>162849

All those gainz

Australia Post still doesn't have yesterday's express post package as being out for delivery, only "delayed" and I can't open a missing item claim on their shitty website.

>>162851

Ring them up, something may have happened to it.

>>162852

NEETs dont like telephones..

So many hot birds at uni

>>162853

Which reminds me, somebody phoned me this morning and immediately apologised saying they knew I didn't like talking on the phone. Was nice of them.

>>162854

Coles and Woolies also sell $10 hot birds.

>>162853

Use Twotter then.

>>162857

Can you tweet them for me? I'm banned and don't want to register another account.

>>162845

It's called the university being open. Crazy as it sounds, there are some students who actually go to class.

>>162849

…but you guys knew this whole crypto-currency thing was just another scam by jewish insiders to take money from fools who think they're "investing", right?

>>162851

Everytime I read about a neet getting stuff delivered, I want to order something online too. I just can't think of anything worth spending the precious neetbux on.

>>162860

This was just a couple of Chicago screws. I don't need them until Tuesday, but I paid $7 for express postage to avoid precisely the problem I'm having now with blown out delivery times.

>>162858

They will probably ask me for your personal information and I don't feel comfortable sharing that on my account. Just make an account with an obscure password and stay logged in until you get a response, then sign out. When you need access to the account just reset the password and log in again to help stop you from getting banned.

>>162836

Envy and bitterness will rot you away faster than anything else.

>>162846

>Is it an endless struggle to find happiness?

There will be periods of happiness and periods of sorrow. There is no "permanent" happiness for anyone. We must all struggle valiantly on and get what we can from the experience. Take each day as it comes and appreciate what is there for us.

Took half of a 5mg dexy like the psych said, don't feel too different… Dry mouth

>>162862

It's alright. The system now let me lodge a complaint. Probably because it's after midday.

>>162865

It made me more paranoid, more physically energetic, less social, less creative, less impulsive and less lazy.

>>162867

Oh, and the dry throat thing too. People could barely understand me when I tried to talk.

>>162868

Does drinking fix it?

>>162869

Not really

>>162870

So utterly predictable.

it looks sunny out through the crack in the curtains

I am back from seeing the psychologist. Saying all my thoughts out loud was weird I am so used to just thinking them or typing them out on here. I felt more like a crazy person saying everything out loud. Like my thoughts were not as solid and sensible as I had thought they were.

The psychologist said he was impressed with my progress since we started and we decided not to have any more sessions unless I have another crisis. he gave me his email address and told me to let him know how I get on in the future.

Cruisey I am going to have to postpone our meet up again. I am so sorry. I feel like a flake or like you will think I just string you along but don't really intend to do it. That is not the case. I am sorry I have been like this about it.

I am just not up to it right now. I don't think I would make a very good impression on you in my current state. I will let you know when I am feeling better. Hopefully it will not be too long. Definitely before the end of the year.

>>162874

Well done, good to hear that you are making progress and that you did have a positive outcome from keeping the appointment.

>Mobile rings

>Some chink female tells me she is from Telstra and my internet is going to be cut off for 15 days

>Say "fuck off you chink cunt" and hang up

>Remember I'm the office

>>162875

>>162874

Too depressed to meet up?

>>162877

>Remember I'm the office

How many people heard you? Best not to repeat what was said and pretend it was a momentary lapse in your caring nature.

>>162878

I am too depressed and anxious to be able to have confidence that I will make a good showing of myself if you understand what I mean.

I don't want Cruisey to view me as some sort of sad case to be charitable towards. And that is all I could present as right now. The depression turns me into a miserable cunt. I don't want Cruisey to see me like this. It is bad enough he has witnessed all the embarrassing shit I have been writing on here since I started losing it a few weeks ago.

Reckon I might've failed that exam NEETs.

Feel like giving up tbh

>>162881

Wait and see mate. It is often the case that we do better than expected once the papers are marked.

>>162881

That's great news m8! Now you can do the subject again, and procrastinate having to get a job another 6 months.

>>162879

probably 2 or 3

>>162881

Was it multiple choice, short answer questions or long answer questions?

>>162884

That's fine, shit happens. Just say these people have been abusive to you on the phone if anyone bring it up. Give yourself a reason as to why you were abusive towards them.

>>162885

They were trying to defraud me.

2 of the 3 are foreigners anyway. If they can't speak English properly they can't be hearing it properly either.

>>162886

>If they can't speak English properly they can't be hearing it properly either.

That's the way, blame it on their proficiency of English. Good work.

>>162887

Thank you, friend. Nothing wrong with your English!

Someone knocked on my door. I peeked out the curtain. I only saw them from behind. Some fat female holding a notepad. I just assumed she was trying to sell something so I didn't open the door.

I hope it wasn't actually something important.

I got charged $25 to get a new battery put in my watch. What a rip off I was expecting $10 or so.

>>162882

Doubt it, 5 minutes in I realised I was pretty fucked

>>162885

Multiple choice and short answers. If I don't get over 40% I fail too.

>>162890

You can usually change your own watch batteries if you know how to get the back off without damaging anything. Supermarket and Reject Shop sell watch batteries once you know the type you need.

>>162891

What was the subject matter?

>>162890

Always ask for an estimate upfront. I too have experienced this with my watch batteries and if you have an estimate upfront you have a starting price to bargain it down, especially if they took their time doing it.

>>162891

>Multiple choice and short answers.

There is hope. I wouldn't be too doubtful of not passing. Short answers from a markers perspective will be pretty vague answers since you don't have as much time to think of a thought out response, so unless you were completely off I don't think you would fail. If it the majority was long answer questions, then you're fucked but you can away with half-assessing multiple choice and short answer questions unless the content is very specific requiring a very specific answer.

>>162892

>if you know how to get the back off without damaging anything

That is the problem my watch is very valuable and getting the case off is difficult. I didn't want to risk trying it myself. I would have had to buy a special tool first as well.

>>162894

>ask for an estimate upfront.

I should have. I was dealing with the jeweller's Asian wife and I couldn't understand her very well so I just sort of went with things.

>>162894

The short answers were fucking hard. The one worth most marks I couldn't answer, the rest I just talked out my ass, I felt like having a spaz and walking out. All the stuff I spent time studying from the example exams of previous years wasnt present on this one. Very disheartening

The topic was computer networks. Couldn't even remember how to calculate a network address even though I've done it before plenty bod times. My kind always goes to shit in an exam

>>162889

I have cameras and movement detectors setup for this reason, if someone starts walking up my driveway I know before they even knock

>>162898

What sort of booby traps have you got set up?

>>162898

I have a padlock on the gate, a microwave motion detector that sounds a tone in the house when triggered, and motion triggered floodlights that come on at night.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/popular-dominos-store-to-close-after-disturbing-leaked-pictures-circulate/news-story/22329a16bbbd12d2507967b0cf81d1f6

>>162900

Does it detect possums?

>>162902

Not if they're misdirecting.

>>162901

A masterpiece by Pajeet!

>>162831

About time you recognised my role.

Has been an absolutely hectic day at the grindstone.

>>162846

Seek enlightenment, never reach it.

>>162865

A lot of those psychotropics only work after an extended use.

I'm unsure about those though

>>162907

No, they're fast.

>>162874

Good on you mate, that is a good sign.

If you have persistent thoughts, write them down and reflect on them when you have a calm moment

>>162875

You're all good bud, when you're ready.

>>162910

Thank you mate, you are too good to me.

This work catch-up has disoriented me a bit. I am not used to disruptions to the normal routine.

>>162880

That's what this board is for and why I don't get pissed off on a personal level with the narkyNEETs. You don't have to feel embarrassed about being yourself in the moment.

>>162912

I've had a free few minutes

>>162903

>>162902

Heh

Not so comfy catch up is complete.

Enjoy your afternoon NEETies

>>162916

Have a nice remainder of your day mate. See you when you get back.

There is a shopping trolley in the street outside my house. I live up the top of a hill and there is no supermarket particularly close.

So fucking pissed off I just wanna fight some cunt in traffic

>>162919

You always say stuff like this I can't tell if you are serious or not. One time you said you wanted to stab your uncle.

>>162919

what's wrong cruisey?

>>162913

>I don't get pissed off on a personal level with the narkyNEETs

I do get pissed off with them. I understand that people go through all sorts of shit and that makes them act out or whatever, but you don't have the right to take your problems out on other individuals or on society generally.

I don't think you do anyone any favours by tolerating anti-social behaviour.

>>162918

It was aliens. They abducted the trolley, possibly mistaking it for a cow.

>>162920

I'm not, but my jaw is sore from grinding my teeth in a spiteful rage

>>162924

Still not sure if serious. You need to relax.

>>162924

Have a wank

>>162918

Ride the back of the trolley while filming on your phone to get some sweet dolly shots.

>>162927

You sound very experienced in this subject.

Struggling with sober October today

god i hate driving.it is one of the most panic attack inducing thing you can do.

>>162928

I wanted to be a film maker as a teenager.

>>162929

Stay strong mate. You will get through it.

>>162932

Pornographic film maker?

>>162934

I wouldn't be against it if it were still the 80s, back when selling porn actually made money.

>>162930

I have the same problem.

Built a thousand dollar PC just to watch a barely active imageboard refresh itself

>>162930

For me that's talking to attractive grils.

>>162937

Teach yourself something on it.

>>162938

And a good afternoon to you to, sir. Thine is fine.

>>162938

Pretty good, just got home from work, gonna make dinner soon.

>>162938

Hello mate I am going okay thanks for asking.

>>162943

What's for dinner?

>>162945

Grilled salmon and salad.

>>162946

r u a girl neet?

>>162947

Nope.

>>162938

Fuckin shit

Did really shit in my exam

Got a shit haircut

Cooked a shit meal for early dinner

Fuckin shit spine is giving me backpain

My shit external hard drive is playing up

Fuck my shit up

>>162941

I used to have these at school all the time in the 90s

>>162951

Your school let you have boiling water?

I got a bad haircut yesterday. I told my psychologist today that I didn't like it and he said "ir's okay" and that's how I knew it was really bad since if it wasn't he would have said it looked great.

>>162952

yeah, it was a selective high school so you needed a higher than average IQ. So they trusted us with hot water, yes.

>>162955

We had a kettle in year 12. I microwaved a flake bar in a polystyrene cup and evacuated the entire building as a result.

>>162956

Nicely done. I shorted out an entire building by shooting LEDs from a hanging power socket. But they still let us use kettles.

>>162957

I shorted out an entire city block by wanking into the substation

>>162958

I hope you washed your penis afterwards.

I bought a summer quilt from Target today ($79). I just swapped it with the winter quilt. I am going down to warmth rating 1 from warmth rating 3.

Gonna get blazed and blast TOOL all night long

>>162961

Sounds miserable.

>>162962

Wojak is depressed and upset and he tries to pass himself off as normal by wearing a mask but his depression and misery are so strong that he can't even pretend to be happy and his mask is just as depressed as his real self.

>>162964

Thank you, I was thinking along the same line but not to the detail of your explanation.

fucken SCHITZ HYDRO

Red Rooster and a cabernet sauvignon for dinner.

>>162962

He's wearing a glass lens strapped to his face.

Bit more shuckin'

Not bad for what it is.

>>162971

I wasn't being mean when I said that earlier, Dan.

>>162971

predictable misery and damage to your mental wellbeing and life.

>>162975

I'm sorry Dan. I'll buy something to make it up to you on Saturday.

If I had a time machine, I'd visit 2001 for 5 minutes an fuck that girl from Amélie in her on-set kitchen.

I'm gonna buy a fully sick glass bong and grow some hectic buds and fly to the fucking moon you neetlords

>>162980

A bad plan.

>>162979

Is it rape if she's already crying?

>>162982

>>162979

Disturbing and sick thoughts.

>>162983

Everybody wants to bone movie people, my friend. Physics says the first isn't probable, and the beetus says the second isn't either.

>>162979

>5 minutes

A studNEET has appeared

>>162982

She's crying because she knows Paris will soon be a white-minority city.

>>162986

If (when) they remake it, it's 110% certain the love interest will be a nignog.

>>162988

Needs an L plate on that inside-out van.

>>162988

>All we have to do is supervise her.

>to do is supervise her.

>supervise her.

>>162990

A newly P-plated girl at the gun club wanted a drive of the SV6. Had to ask her dad if it was OK, and sat in the passenger seat awkwardly for the 10 or 15 minute trip.

Unemployed alcoholics gang-raping an underage mental-health support working cartoon girl in the back of a van on their daily trip to their favourite shop.

>>162992

The plot of the next mission impossible movie.

>>162992

Well said m8

>>162947

He is a fancy neet, I bet he's the one that had eggs Benedict and lamb racks.

>>162993

Second one will be a morbidly obese Weber trying to absail his way down the wall of federal building to rescue the NEETgang.

>>162995

I had lamb racks and asked the poster if he was a girl. Salmon and eggs Benedict are gay/effeminate foods.

>>162998

Whats for dinner tonight neets

Might make a squid salad

>>162965

>>162964

No, he hides his real depression with a facade of fake depression. People only see the fake one so when people notice that they focus on that rather than seeing the deeper more devastating pain. The real pain causes him to have veins on his head, the fake one is merely an outward expression, perhaps so others can start the conversation but he can always dismiss them if he doesn't trust that they can understand the real depression.

>>163000

Another NEET with refined taste.

>>162998

Swompa wompa[1] fellow eliteNEET.

[1] https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swompa%20wompa

>>163001

This is sad clown thing.

>>162997

Medium/well done is how women like their meat. No blood.

>>163005

honk

>>163004

refined chuckles

>>163006

Burned to a crisp (with the offer of a backhander) is how they'll get it.

>>162966

Fuck that shit, try this. It's called mariyowie

>>163001

Thank you also.

>>163007

*depressed honking*

>>163000

Baked beans on toast with some bacon

>>162989

>inside-out van.

Keen eyes there NEET, I didn't notice.

If anyone touches Karen I'm gonna kick ya fuckin head in.

Shes mine