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 No.281933 [Last50 Posts]

Wicked wings, tear and shares, lamb roasts, garlic bread. These are some really fancy eating habits for a bunch of NEETs.

OLD: >>281182

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 No.281938

WESTERN AUSTRALIA BEST AUSTRALIA

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 No.281939

I bet bin raiding neet has eaten Fancy Feast before

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 No.281940

>>281939

Get fucked cunt no i haven't, are you new?

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 No.281941

Tear and shares with spicy sambel sauce, you degenerate

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 No.281950

GOON NIGHT

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 No.281951

𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺𓆏 𓂺

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 No.281952

>>281926

have a steak wank

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 No.281953

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 No.281954

FREE SETTLERS BEST SETTLERS

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 No.281955

A wanked poo or a gooned wank?

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 No.281956

Need an asian girlfriend lads

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 No.281957

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>mfw $120 wireless speakers from a bin.

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 No.281958

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>>281956

Get yourself a aussie sheila you softcock

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 No.281959

i want a mick gf

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 No.281960

Have absolutely no idea what any of my neighbours names are

Such is life in modern society

A lonely as fuck existence

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 No.281961

>>281960

Bake some anzac biscuits and offer them to your neighbours as a peace greeting.

Or you could throw a BBQ.

How long have you been living in that area for?

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 No.281962

>>281961

That'd be weird as fuck

Theres this one bloke whos a bit of a sick cunt, I reckon hes on DSP or cenno, always says hi to me if im out smoking a durry, sometimes see him carrying a slab down to his flat, not a bad bloke, walks his dog and all that

The other neighbours I get real bad vibes from, it was a bit better when the misso was living with me but since then I've just become the neighborhood deadshit

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 No.281963

>>281962

>That'd be weird as fuck

Depends where you live I guess.

That one bloke sounds alright.

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 No.281964

I reckon I'll sleep now. Night Night NEETs.

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 No.281965

Gonna go to mummybots i reckon and beg for help

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 No.281966

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wank

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 No.281967

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hopefully no duplicates but im a bit munted

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 No.281968

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 No.281970

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 No.281971

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 No.281972

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 No.281973

Impeccable taste

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 No.281974

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 No.281975

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 No.281976

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 No.281977

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 No.281978

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 No.281979

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 No.281980

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 No.281981

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 No.281982

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 No.281983

May the wanklord bless you, cunnos

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 No.281984

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Cold beer just to pass the time

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 No.281985

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Such are the pornographic desires of a somewhat drunken Monkenoid

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 No.281986

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Sorry for the unspoilered pics cruisedog. I'm sure all the boys dont mind

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 No.281987

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 No.281988

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Forward thinking, highly diverse wanks

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 No.281989

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In desperate need of a milfy rimming

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 No.281990

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 No.281991

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 No.281992

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Tadpoles in the wild

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 No.281993

I love those thick Indian thighs, tummies and tittites

God they get my socks off

Its such a natural and sexy look, I don't know how to explain it

I fuckin love poojeetas they are so hot

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 No.281994

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File: 6cb3f4a0f98e119⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,144.98 KB,900x675,4:3,585885_16big.jpg)

BUM

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 No.281995

Is this spam or have we acquired a "share your porn folder" autistic ?

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 No.281996

Oh, it's monk

Fuck you nigger, you want to fall apart go right ahead, I've sure as fuck run out of sympathy

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 No.281997

>>281996

Wtf weber?

I know you and no one else gives a fuck about me, at least let me share my porn ya fuckwit

I'm not hurting anyone except myself

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 No.281998

>>281997

That wasn't me, brosef. I just got up.

Sorry for having a go at you last night.

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 No.281999

>>281998

Wifey or whatever her name is, isn't bad. Tend to see her covered in sploodge a lot.

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 No.282000

>>281998

Sorry for calling you a dhcp robot, we both know you do a lot more than that. Regardless AD objects just feel so gay, I reckon every enterprise should adopt G Suite anyway

Yeah wifey aint bad, she does some great facials.

You wake up at an admiral hour ya know

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 No.282001

Morning neets, how are we on this fine morning

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 No.282002

>>281997

I care about you

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 No.282003

>>281995

Did you miss the council meeting

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 No.282004

>>282001

Wishing an attention whoring fuckwit hadn't turned the thread into /b/

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 No.282005

>>282004

Excuse me cunt?

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 No.282006

>>281998

This is the kindness shinning through.

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 No.282007

>>282004

This isn't /b/

Cruisey is a good cunt unlike disomnia

What do you have planned NEET

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 No.282008

Let's all be happy

Today's Gunna be the day

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 No.282009

File: 0e9965f0c04fff4⋯.png (62.73 KB,694x432,347:216,8bdc5e6925b91fda7430778868….png)

>>282001

Finished Maccas and already had a wank. I feel 100% but could easily go down to NK

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 No.282010

>>282000

A G suite sounds like a bodysuit NK would wear so he can go around stealth raping

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 No.282011

File: 95355ab24329457⋯.gif (38.25 KB,238x251,238:251,Dan-ed.gif)

>>282008

>Let's all be happy

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 No.282012

>>282011

I like that Dan posting is on the rise again

It was receeding and I was starting to miss that Irish Jew Merchant

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 No.282013

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB,1008x596,252:149,Dan and Associates.png)

>>282012

>miss that Irish Jew Merchant

He misses you when you're not in store.

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 No.282014

>>282009

Hold in those wanks mate, you're Gunna need them for when NK rocks up in his G Suite

Also lol NK auto corrects to no, which means yes which means anal

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 No.282015

>>282014

Very true…

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 No.282016

>>282013

Sorry Dan you're too far and my car broke but I still buy golden oak from your sister BWS

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 No.282017

Posting the irishman is a sign of the irish dependence in your life, like mine

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 No.282018

>>282017

What does Craig posting imply

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 No.282019

File: f78ac64b1104312⋯.mp4 (1.03 MB,720x486,40:27,f78ac64b1104312bc27ffc667b….mp4)

>>282017

>is a sign of the irish dependence in your life, like mine

You're our special goon machine

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 No.282020

Morning birds are insanely loud and interrupting my wank

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 No.282021

>>282020

Wank to them.

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 No.282022

>>282021

You reminded me of a one of my old classmates, who watched birds fucking

The absolute fucker somehow ended up married without a kid before all of us, crazy since I thought he was gay

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 No.282023

File: 7241320df49cc76⋯.png (1.41 MB,1322x744,661:372,7241320df49cc76c86b2faa8f3….png)

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 No.282024

Wanking to italian rimjob videos

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 No.282025

>>282023

This is a half lie, Craig will attempt to rape you a lot, more so than Dan but his cock is so small that it doesn't even reach in the bum

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 No.282026

>>282024

Piccante!

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 No.282027

File: f7cdecf2a48c0bc⋯.jpg (214.84 KB,668x843,668:843,d0c7a1a4ee622888661c4072e1….jpg)

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 No.282028

>>282022

>who watched birds fucking

>>282026

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 No.282029

>>282027

I wonder how smoking about is doing right now

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 No.282030

I miss Tony

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 No.282031

File: 5646ed7122f8dda⋯.png (459.92 KB,540x555,36:37,4429d402549d9adf899e00029c….png)

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 No.282032

File: 82c2827539a6653⋯.png (850.92 KB,818x613,818:613,82c2827539a66534dd5dd3aba9….png)

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 No.282033

They're gonna disconnect my electricity on the 21st

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 No.282034

>>282033

Ask Weber for money

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 No.282035

>>282022

Did I say without a kid, lol I meant to say with a kid

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 No.282036

>>282034

There are no bail outs in a

W A N K R U P T C Y

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 No.282037

>>282035

He'll probably teach his child to learn to love birds to.

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 No.282038

Get to the medical centre 30 minutes before opening and there are already half a dozen cunts lined up.

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 No.282039

>>282033

Can’t disconnect it if they can’t open the box…

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 No.282040

>>282037

>Hey son it's time I tell you about the birds and the bees

>And how it's hip to fuck them

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 No.282041

>>282038

Gimme a racial breakdown

How many boongs are there

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 No.282042

>>282041

None yet. Just poor white people.

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 No.282043

>>282038

Why do you need to see Dr Pajeet so early?

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 No.282044

>>282036

Spare him a wank or two cuz

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 No.282045

>>282039

They'll probably just get a lock smith around after giving you a notice to unlock it then charge double their rate in administrative fees

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 No.282046

>>282043

I was wanking very hard last night and my dick fell off

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 No.282047

>>282043

Because the wog I picked up from that bus trip has spread to my chest and I’m an asthmatic. Also by getting a sick certificate for the last couple of days I can get some annual leave refunded

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 No.282048

>>282045

Fucking locksmiths, I locked myself out once and then got set back 300 fucking dollars

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 No.282049

>>282047

>Also by getting a sick certificate for the last couple of days I can get some annual leave refunded

You're going to have to be pretty tough on Dr Pajeet. A lot of doctors wont go more than 1 day back from the current day for medical certificates in my experience unless you have seen them before the current appointment while sick.

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 No.282050

>>282049

Oh ok. The usual Dr Cutie Poojeeta is fairly kind to me, so we’ll see what happens.

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 No.282051

File: cd8f4afdabc6125⋯.png (584.5 KB,640x640,1:1,cd8f4afdabc6125f6f9a264ab2….png)

>>282031

Tony was a good cunt

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 No.282052

>>282050

>It's monk having a fake sickie again episode

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 No.282053

>>282048

If you want it done pretty urgently they will do that. It is best to say it is not urgent and for them to come when they can to avoid them stacking on the fees. They will still charge you through the nose though

>>282050

That's a bit different. Good luck.

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 No.282054

>>282053

I was locked outside with a hangover with no carkeys it needed to be urgent

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 No.282055

>>282052

I vote we lay off Monk this weekend. I was pretty mean to him last night.

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 No.282056

>>282055

I vote that he should move in with Weber and learn tough love

Weber will whip that bumhole into shape

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 No.282057

>>282056

Next minute Weber is eating tear n shares and telling work to get rooted

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 No.282058

>>282057

And showing Dr Cutie Poojeeta his new rash

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 No.282059

>>282058

>Hey poojetta check out this bum gash

<Very impressive, take my curry funny now

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 No.282060

>tfw no mummybot gf

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 No.282061

>>282059

Nothing funny about curry cunny

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 No.282062

If they cut my power off I'm genuinely gonna walk into AGL headquarters and rape the closest Asian milf

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 No.282063

>>282062

I think they call this premeditated

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 No.282064

>>282063

I thought that's when you take 200mg of Seroquel before the rape

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 No.282065

>>282062

Why didn't you pay it ya boong

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 No.282066

>>282065

I was gonna put it on a plan like usual

I've got like 220 bucks to my name though so I'm bringing it down to the wire

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 No.282067

>>282066

How much can the bank of mum and dad loan out

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 No.282068

>>282066

have you contacted them and told them your having trouble paying your bill? you should at the very least get an extension on the due date

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 No.282069

>>282068

It sounds like the cut off date is part an extension. Paid it by or lose it.

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 No.282070

>>281960

Say hello to them.

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 No.282071

File: 96c60ff05c85b26⋯.png (152.15 KB,288x450,16:25,ClipboardImage.png)

Did you misread this too?

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 No.282072

Been listening to the same song for 16 hours

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 No.282073

File: fb4b3444b18be57⋯.png (144.11 KB,2000x2000,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.

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 No.282074

>>282072

Drop, Too Fast, Drop, Too Furious, I'm Too FAST FO YAAA@LL

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 No.282075

>>282071

yes i saw girl gods

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 No.282076

>>281905

>tfw NK can access customer addresses

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 No.282077

>>282075

Close enough to what I saw.

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 No.282078

>>282076

Hasn't this always been the case?

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 No.282079

Ah, what the fuck.

Horny NEETs last night could work out how to spoiler.

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 No.282080

>>281984

I see monk got into the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes again

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 No.282081

>>282080

Oath cunt

Check out the delicious cellulite on those hips and titties

Isnt she a wonder

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 No.282082

>>281995

Pretty sure it's just monk being a mong cunt.

Might've got back on the meth.

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 No.282083

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 No.282084

IS WEBER THE CUNT THAT DOES THE DOUBLE QUOTES

WOW

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 No.282085

There have been hate crimes committed against our elder NEETs.

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 No.282086

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 No.282087

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 No.282088

>>281914

>buy mummybot a potted plant for her birthday

you're a good boy.

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 No.282089

>>281926

Nicely done. Now that you've touched it with those hands, no one would want it back.

I got some of that jerky the other day, not bad.

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 No.282090

>>282083

Next week we should put monaro and hobo in the pit.

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 No.282091

I SEE YOU DRIVIN ROUND TOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVE AND IM LIKE

WELL FUCK YOU

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 No.282092

>>281993

I like some of them but they all have a bit of a chubby belly. It's ok but. I dunno, not my thing.

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 No.282093

Its a bit past 9 and I'm shit faced

Unique feel

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 No.282094

>>281997

I care about you.

I mean it in the sincerest and kindest way possible, get your fucking shit together.

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 No.282095

>>282093

Unique means it is a first.

This isn't a first.

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 No.282096

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 No.282097

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 No.282098

File: 85575d82281ca7d⋯.png (255.4 KB,1419x468,473:156,turtling_Mug_-_Urban_Dicti….png)

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 No.282099

>>282022

Wanking to birds is not gay.

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 No.282100

>>282073

Good morning beautiful.

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 No.282101

>>282100

Good morning.

Please say something similar to our other beautiful NEETs.

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 No.282102

Need an asian woman to come over and eat my ass

Put some bait out in the bumbleverse, see if we get any bites

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 No.282103

File: 589bab54b42e654⋯.png (207.4 KB,372x375,124:125,4d7b10200732ea712d1679f753….png)

>>282102

>Need an asian …to come over and eat my ass

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 No.282104

>>282103

I've already visited you

I need a real woman now

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 No.282105

Free Gin tasting at P.A.L.S. today Webby.

P.A.L.S. destroys the Irish cunt and the meth boong.

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 No.282106

>>282102

I'll stick something up your bumbleverse.

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 No.282107

>>282105

Pauls IGA also does tastings today

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 No.282108

>>282101

Go shit in your hat.

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 No.282109

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 No.282110

>>282105

>Free Gin

Isn't that worse a red goon hang over?

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 No.282111

>>282109

Her maneuverability is kinda hot

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 No.282112

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 No.282113

>>282111

¡Un poco caliente!

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 No.282114

File: 6f81c51e79ebdcc⋯.png (240.53 KB,800x800,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>282110

I can't remember ever having it.

This gin is apparently one of the best in the world and it's from the Adelaide hills.

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 No.282115

>>282112

They were saying this a while back as well. Somehow the crisis was adverted for a while.

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 No.282116

File: 5c93c4cc337e7a7⋯.jpeg (43.16 KB,678x452,3:2,images.jpeg)

>>282114

This gin is one of the best in the world and it's from Joondalup

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 No.282117

>>282115

It's honestly the only way to fix Brexit at this point

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 No.282118

>>282114

Looks like it is sold out from everywhere except their website. For $100 it seems a bit pricey.

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 No.282119

>>282117

It is a very strange situation, I am looking forward to the boomers complaining about a lack of medicine and high price of goods when it does go forward.

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 No.282120

>>282079

It's hard to do the * with one hand

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 No.282121

File: 1323dc8c942b19d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,828.09 KB,854x1280,427:640,262523_02big.jpg)

What you cunnos reckon bout this ABC raid shiet?

I'm enjoying the spectacle but a bit surprised neurofen hasnt commented

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 No.282122

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 No.282123

>>282121

I'd investigate that.

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 No.282124

>>282118

It was on the radio that there's a bunch of funny ones like safron and smokey apple and shit.

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 No.282125

need to tidy the neet lair today

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 No.282126

>>282121

who cares what nurofen thinks about it, you have become one of his orbitors

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 No.282127

>>282126

I bet nurofen wouldn't like this post

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 No.282128

>>282105

I remember when gin was a term for an aboriginal woman

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 No.282129

Dr Cutie Poojeeta gave me the required certificate, plus time off this coming week.

I have bronchitis.

Got a bit mad in the chemist. Walked around for 20 minutes waiting for my script to be filled only to be told they didn't have the antibiotic. Silly woman says "we're getting some more on Wednesday". Then her offsider says "would you like me to check with another chemist?" and I said yes, and then she says "which one?" and I'm like oh I don't know maybe one in Tasmania.

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 No.282130

Done the washing, sprayed the weeds, started weeding the garden bed, about to go shopping. Misso got huffy about me saying I need a shower. She goes, I could do the dishes but, then farts.

NEETlyfe is contagious.

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 No.282131

>>282128

Grab a gin, cut her hair, break her in.

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 No.282132

>>282126

REBECCA GROUPIE

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 No.282133

>>282128

Lubra is another word

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 No.282134

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 No.282135

morning neetos extremely hung over but chatted up a girl last night for a few hours and got her number

>>282126

>>282127

i couldn't give a fuck about the AFP or ABC to be honest they are pozzed organisations

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 No.282136

>>282135

You awight cuz

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 No.282137

Surprised Possum didn't have some kind of aneurysm this morning with all the naked ladies.

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 No.282138

7 minutes until I can order more vodka

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 No.282139

>>282138

Wind the clock forward.

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 No.282140

>>282137

It took me a significant amount of effort to post all them hoes

I hope he appreciates it

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 No.282141

>>282140

why did you post all the ugly ones?

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 No.282142

>>282141

Just what I was feeling in my momentary horniess

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 No.282143

>>282140

"Vile!" he repeats to himself, a piece of garlic bread

in one hand, his hideously empurpled member in the other. "Absolutely vile!"

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 No.282144

>>282137

the guy who keeps leaving forevor hasnt come back again to see them

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 No.282145

>>282143

pottery

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 No.282146

>2x the amount of tax compared to super

It's as if I'm working for NEETs.

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 No.282147

>>282133

I haven't heard that in a very long time, I think it is an unna word.

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 No.282148

File: e05a66cae066645⋯.png (103.22 KB,1437x908,1437:908,neet.png)

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 No.282149

>>282146

thank you for your service

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 No.282150

The alcohol delivery man was almost laughing at me receiving my vodka before midday in my trackies with a hardon

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 No.282151

40mg of ritalin and 10mg of dexamphetamine down the hatch

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 No.282152

>>282150

were they cum stained?

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 No.282153

>>282129

>maybe one in Tasmania.

Could medicine be abused in the commune?

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 No.282154

>>282150

>trackies with a hardon

hot

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 No.282155

File: 9830901af863794⋯.png (2.18 MB,805x1084,805:1084,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.282156

File: 0503f61f85e7c27⋯.png (13.55 KB,508x336,127:84,ClipboardImage.png)

also

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 No.282157

Third wank…

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 No.282158

Worked today for 5 hours

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 No.282159

Time for a volunteer

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 No.282160

>>282159

Then time for a wank ?

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 No.282161

Having a pornographic image exchange with a nice girl

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 No.282162

>tfw left out from pornographic image exchange

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 No.282163

File: 63fa383f5b3013e⋯.jpg (3.27 MB,4160x3120,4:3,IMG20190608125948.jpg)

Step 1.

This will be fitting of the Gen title.

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 No.282164

Having a tidy up

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 No.282165

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 No.282166

>>282161

She seems like a wholesome sweetheart.

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 No.282167

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 No.282168

Having a guilty lazy cup noodles session

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 No.282169

>>282163

What's that?

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 No.282170

>>282169

Butternut pumpkin.

It's got olive oil and salt on it and I'm roasting it, then I'll make it into a soup.

Then I'll cook some gnocci and put the soup over it and then bake it. When it's about done, I'll put some cheese on top.

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 No.282171

>>282170

Ah should be good, I thought it was rockmelon or something

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 No.282172

>>282171

The camera made it look lighted than it is. It should be ok. I have some cumin seeds I'm going to put in it too.

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 No.282173

I got my car back. The timing belt is all done.

Shire, the mechanic says my rocker cover gaskets are leaking and he wants to replace them for $690. He also says my front lower rear control arm bushes are split and he wants to replace them for $495. Does this sound legit?

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 No.282174

>>282173

Good to hear you got it back, I think an extra grand isn't worth it.

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 No.282175

>>282170

>Butternut pumpkin.

I was going with that or sweet potato but that would have been a lot of sweet potato.

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 No.282176

>>282175

I was planning on putting some regular potato in to make up space because I didn't think one was enough pumpkin, I think I'll have too much pumpkin now.

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 No.282177

What is a rego light on a car?

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 No.282178

>be me 30yo semi-NEET boomer

>be no porn and no fap for 3 weeks feeling confident

>go to Dan Murphy's

>Indian girl is there for the first time in 7 weeks

>she doesn't see me as I walk in so I play it cool and pretend not to see her as I go to the whiskey aisle

>line up at her register behind 2 other people

>we lock eyes

>nothing, stares right through me

>she calls for register assistance

>I go back into my head and panic

>"fuck she hates me doesn't she, fuck I'm retarded"

>bitch out and go to another register

see you in another 7 weeks my poojeeta princess, she's even put on some weight and is right in my thicc zone. I'm the worst.

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 No.282179

>>282177

The light above your licence plate, I think/

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 No.282180

>>282179

That would make sense.

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 No.282181

>>282178

When a NEET is lonesome it is easy for your imagination to run wild and mistake courtesy from female workers as something more than it is.

Remember the fate of the NEET who asked the KFC girl out after he misinterpreted her giving him extra pieces of chicken as romantic interest.

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 No.282182

>>282173

That doesn't sound right for the rocker cover gasket, literally like a $20 part and not at all difficult to replace, the suspension components seem a little pricey too.

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 No.282183

>>282178

m8 you should have stayed inline and then when she served you you should have given a nice smile and said Hi haven't seen you for awhile how have you been, try next week

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 No.282184

>>282183

that was the plan but I anxiety'd out and imagined my jumper smelled like vomit (I haven't thrown up in years)

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 No.282185

>>282182

That is concerning to hear.

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 No.282186

>be 23yo qt patootie poojeeta

>devout Sikh upbringing

>need moneys to pay for grandma's surgery

>get job in Irish Jew's sin den

>morals bending

>tattooed office wagie gives me dirty looks

>sweat.jpg

>tfw gushing gasmic feel

>ask to be moved to different store to resist temptation

>can't help myself, only last 2 months

>he comes in the first day I'm back

>oh my

>he walks past, maybe he didn't see me

>gets some fancy pants whiskey with his big wagie bux

>comes to my register

>shit fuck, knees buckling

>our eyes meet

>bite lip as stuttering for assistance

>sperg out

>he goes to a different register

see you again my darling ladida wagie, If I can hack it. I'm the worst.

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 No.282187

>>282185

Yeah sounds like he might be taking you for a ride, i'd take it to another mechanic and see what they say.

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 No.282188

>>282186

kek needed that laugh thanks boong

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 No.282189

>>282187

I think I will. This mechanic had good Google reviews but so many of the reviewers don't know anything about cars and wouldn't know if they had been ripped off or not. They just make their review based on the customer service they receive.

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 No.282190

Unless he meant head gasket which would justify the price, but it's highly unlikely you have a leaky head gasket, you'd know about it when you drive the car.

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 No.282191

>>282189

Yeah, just get a 2nd opinion and go from there, but no way in hell does it cost 600 odd bux to replace a rocker cover gasket.

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 No.282192

>be 53yo Sikh daddybot

>raise children in accordance to tradition

>my hair is 7foot long

>god/thing I worship loves me

>mother gets lymphodema

>this is how vishnu or whoever repays my service

>family all must chip in

>daughter must get job

>gets job in white devil alcohol plaza

>shop is bigger than my whole village back in Ramalamadingdong

>daughter starts wearing make up

>find strange internet places in her internet history I only bought for prayer time notifications

>try to line her up with proud uber eats taxi operator

>she has no interest

>concern growing

>black work pants covered in cunnygrool

>CONCERN INTENSIFIES

>creepshots of homeless looking boong in trackpants under matress

>literally hundreds of them

If I ever see you NEET, I'll ring your flaming neck by golly. Should've let Grandma cark it. I'm the worst.

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 No.282193

I'd literally replace a rocker cover gasket for a 6 pack of Asahi you supply the gasket though

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 No.282194

>>282191

Thanks for your help Shire. I will get a second opinion before getting anything done.

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 No.282195

>>282193

If you were in Adelaide I would take you up on that.

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 No.282196

Really tempted to move abroad or even interstate and try to find a job, tired of this cycle, how much money would I need to do this?

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 No.282197

>>282194

No worries.

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 No.282198

>>282196

Probably a couple of grand

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 No.282199

File: 739f8262cae866e⋯.png (124.47 KB,334x506,167:253,ezp7f6pekj121.png)

Shire is a valuable neet, saving the neets from getting scammed.

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 No.282200

Yah. Its raining and i need to do a goon run…

i need my goon it must be done….

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 No.282201

>>282200

Goon luck and Goon speed

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 No.282202

>>282201

>goon speed

nice one

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 No.282203

>>282199

Shire is a very good NEET.

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 No.282204

File: 377b05fa936d960⋯.png (1.83 MB,2220x2854,1110:1427,ClipboardImage.png)

yum

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 No.282205

>>282204

Why do chips need a gluten free label and a vegetarian label?

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 No.282206

>>282205

To cater for potential customers with special needs.

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 No.282207

>>282205

Sales pitch.

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 No.282208

>>282206

Maybe /ausneets/ needs that label.

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 No.282209

Misso had a missed call from my fucking mother. m

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 No.282210

>>282019

I WANT IT I NEED IT

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 No.282211

>>282186

I'm considering this cannon in the pajeet chronicles.

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 No.282212

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 No.282213

Possum:

BUM BUM

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 No.282214

back from goon run…. hopped on the mountain bike for and the bars were 10 degrees to the right…… only then did i remember i had a massive crash last night riding home maggot @3am last night …. lol

im amazed how i switch to autopilot and and just ride 10km and cant remember any of it…. it happens a fair bit XD

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 No.282215

>>282210

D A N ' S G R I P

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 No.282216

>>282199

he doesnt share gf tips

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 No.282217

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB,480x480,1:1,0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>282214

You had your eyes on the prize.

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 No.282218

I tried the new Cadbury's hedgehog block. Not bad compared to the other Cadbury's flavours.

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 No.282219

File: dbf564cf542b942⋯.png (2.27 MB,1080x1080,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

Could it be?!

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 No.282220

>>282218

what's in it?

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 No.282221

File: 2936259032db1d9⋯.jpg (86.03 KB,532x700,19:25,yalumba.jpg)

>>282217

sorry Dan it was BWS today… ill be back to to see the big man when the special on my beloved Yalumba Estate Sauvignon Blanc ends in a few days …. its normally $15… its been $12 and chilled in the cold room unlike Dan…

Dan's No Cold Goon Policy really fucking shits me

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 No.282222

Shaved my head, when I had it done I took off the #4 thing and was doing touch ups around my ears and then in a dumbdumb stupor, went to go over my forehead again. It's not that noticeable.

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 No.282223

>>282222

#4 is half an inch. Hardly head shaving.

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 No.282224

16 degrees today in Shitbourne, wish I had a gf.

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 No.282225

>>282223

That's as far as I will go.

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 No.282226

Had to plung the shower drain beacuse its was getting cloged up with my cum.

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 No.282227

>>282222

> It's not that noticeable.

i saw a guy at the shops who obviously just shaved his own head… the back was totaly patchwork horrorshow i almost burst out laughing it was that bad

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 No.282228

>>282220

Almond,roast coconut and biscuit bits

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 No.282229

>>282214

you're going to die if you keep that up lol

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 No.282230

>>282226

Shower traps are 40-50mm in diameter. That's quite a lot of cum.

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 No.282231

>>282222

Start going to a proper barber please

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 No.282232

>>282231

Possum got sick for weeks after visiting one of those.

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 No.282233

>>282230

Quite an impressive feet

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 No.282234

>>282219

Webby, but it would have to be mad cunt.

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 No.282235

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 No.282236

>>282229

i drank two sacks for goon, 300mg of codeine, 10mg valium a spliff and rode 10km and got home safely witchout a scratch on my body….. (this is a standard friday nothing special)

what happened was those stupid yellow curved slow down barriers on the bike track… there is a nasty one in this poorly lit section before a tunnnel underneath the train tracks… my grips are this thick foam rubber and if it catches in the slightest it turns your bars and throws you off your bike…, i ate total shit and me and my bike were seperated by at least 3 meters… no scratches or bruises… iphone tottally ok, BT headphones ok … no clothing torn or ripped

its true what they say about blind drunk people hurting them self less… they roll and dont tense up like sober people in an accident

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 No.282237

>>282230

>tfw impressed

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 No.282238

>>282236

>i drank two sacks for goon, 300mg of codeine, 10mg valium a spliff and rode 10km

you're probably going to die before I do.

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 No.282239

>>282236

>i drank two sacks for goon, 300mg of codeine, 10mg valium a spliff and rode 10km

>>282237

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 No.282240

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 No.282241

>>282236

You're a mad man

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 No.282242

>>282232

I think that was posso telling me to.

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 No.282243

>>282233

You should see his elbows.

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 No.282244

>>282242

Is he trying to make other NEETs ill?

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 No.282245

>>282238

ill be fine as long as i avoid a crippling garlic bread addiction… many such cases. SAD

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 No.282246

>>282241

nothing special just standard operating proceedure… some NEETs embrace the Hunter S Thompson lifestyle…. i just wish it wasnt so god damn illegal

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 No.282247

>>282244

We've shared worse diseases here before.

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 No.282248

>>282245

It's the wicked wings that will get him.

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 No.282249

>>282246

If it wasn't illegal would it really be as fun?

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 No.282250

>>282248

im still not even sure KFC can actually full fill the quantity of wicked wings he ordered … he possibly pre-ordered and fasted before that reckless date with "The Colonial"

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 No.282251

File: 41ae28ce18d31e6⋯.jpg (2.33 MB,2560x1920,4:3,michelinstarNEET.jpg)

Noogles

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 No.282252

>>282249

Yes. It would more fun without the paranoia to be honest… Its only illegal because if NPCs indulged like i do society would stop functioning and there would be a total collapse

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 No.282253

>>282251

hmmmmmm your gonna need alot of soy sauce to save that dish Gordon Ramsey

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 No.282254

>>282246

In your honest moments you have admitted that your brain is fried and the drugs bring you little pleasure and your life is miserable.

Do not try to glamourise your lifestyle.

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 No.282255

>>282251

Do you really have a Michelin Star?

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 No.282256

I like a smooth nape to nuzzle.

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 No.282257

File: 75d3d3f7206750f⋯.jpg (1.5 MB,1920x2560,3:4,yes.jpg)

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 No.282258

>>282257

How much oil did you use?

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 No.282259

>>282257

Needs some red and green. Maybe chilli and a capsicum.

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 No.282260

>>282256

An unkempt nape is what all the other marsupials go rabid for.

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 No.282261

>>282254

moments of sleep deprived weakness from suffering from a prolonged infected tooth

im golden mate… however this world is not

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 No.282262

>>282260

He is a marsupial of refined taste.

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 No.282263

>>282259

Already spicy, cabbage, garlic and mince is a tasty combo

>>282258

Only a little bit to brown the mince

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 No.282264

>>282172

Cumin seeds in your mouth

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 No.282265

>>282259

my thoughts exactly but he probably doesnt have any … a fried Chicken Period chopped up would be a good adition too

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 No.282266

Noodle have been consumed, now being digested for eventual disposal as wanked poo.

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 No.282267

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thats its im having a party and im playing dance music from the late 90''s …. god damn i need to go back….

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 No.282268

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 No.282269

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 No.282270

>>282266

StomaNEET?

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 No.282271

>>282270

Who is stoma?

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 No.282272

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 No.282273

>>282271

A NEET once proclaimed he would never share a picture of his Stoma and I want to see a picture of it.

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 No.282274

Volunteered today for 4 hours

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 No.282275

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 No.282276

>>282274

We will be here for you when you burn out and have your inevitable breakdown.

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 No.282277

Enjoying some garlic bread.

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 No.282278

>>282276

I'll declare the wankruptcy

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 No.282279

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 No.282280

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 No.282281

I used to be able to enjoy garlic bread. Now it is the garlic bread which enjoys me.

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 No.282282

>>282275

Why didn't my video I posted earlier today get a Vile?

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 No.282283

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 No.282284

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 No.282285

Need a wank

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 No.282286

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 No.282287

>>282282

He probably assumed you-know-who posted it.

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 No.282288

Garlic bread and pizza have been consumed.

Would have been nicer if I could actually taste anything.

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 No.282289

>>282288

do you just inhale it like air ?

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 No.282290

>>282287

Who what why

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 No.282291

>>282289

That is how I eat.

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 No.282292

File: 44ca5382258276b⋯.png (124.94 KB,288x175,288:175,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.282293

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> they too know what i know

> they too hunger for the beast below

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 No.282294

>>282293

oh wo wo wo wo

*stupiud bass hook*

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 No.282295

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 No.282296

>>282291

>t. potential winner of the Nurgle 2019

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 No.282297

>>282296

No. As winner of Nurgle 2018, I retire.

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 No.282298

>>282297

>I retire

That's because you're the judge of the Nurgle 2019.

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 No.282299

File: db58234e67c41ae⋯.jpeg (192.64 KB,1024x1364,256:341,9c27f6.jpeg)

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 No.282300

>>282298

I can't in good conscience encourage Nurgling.

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 No.282301

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 No.282302

>>282227

But think of the money he saved..

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 No.282303

It has been too long since we had an old-fashioned monk bulge pic.

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 No.282304

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 No.282305

Possum pumping philipino penises

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 No.282306

>>282295

This was flat picked on a 4 string tenor banjo.

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 No.282307

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 No.282309

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Perry Como, despite the thumbnail.

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 No.282310

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 No.282311

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 No.282312

Decent tunes tonight.

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 No.282313

Pretty rainy in Perth right now, the astra will get a good wash

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 No.282314

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>>282312

good tunes indeed i was trying to keep it from 95 - 05 though… thats the criteria… i was trying avoid sperging out on the 80s like i do every other day of my life

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 No.282315

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Real 90's music you playa haters

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 No.282316

>>282313

It's a long time coming too, my car was beginning to look like an outback boong mobile

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 No.282317

>>282315

>real 90's music

that could be made now…this could not be made now….

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 No.282318

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 No.282319

Finished my wank

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 No.282320

>>282285

>>282319

So you wanked for 80 minutes?

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 No.282321

movie length masturbation

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 No.282322

>>282321

The directors wank

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 No.282323

The directors circumcision

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 No.282324

apocalypse wank: redux

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 No.282325

Remastered in UHD 4K

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 No.282326

>>282324

kek

kinda curious what source material causes all these wanks… probably something absolutely degenerate like a prolapse party

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 No.282327

>>282326

I bet it's holding hands with hobo gf's.

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 No.282328

Fuck my own fucking word filters.

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 No.282329

My din din's almost done, not as good as I would've liked but still ok.

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 No.282330

>>282326

I bet everyone is just wanking to their ex gfs

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 No.282331

>>282330

I'm wanking on your ex gf.

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 No.282332

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 No.282333

>>282331

sensible chuckle

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 No.282334

>>282328

This happened because there is no wanked poo word filter.

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 No.282335

ahhhh good i have 2.5 hours left to ride to the bottle o and get a second sack of goon if need be …

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 No.282336

>>282335

You're a goon machine too.

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 No.282337

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>>282335

just remember

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 No.282338

I went to other boards because you aren't posting enough.

I saw terrible things.

It is all of your duties to prevent me from going elsewhere.

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 No.282339

>>282336

that yalumba estate sauvignon blanc is just an incredible drop… my body just excepts it in unnatural way ….

kinda like garlic bread and wicked wings to other neets.. we all have our weekness..

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 No.282340

>>282338

You need to hold up your end of the conversation.

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 No.282341

>>282338

You should stop harassing innocent marsupials about who they say good morning to.

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 No.282342

>>282337

lel i have not seen a single boong in the suburb of brisbane i actually live in for at least a decade cuz…. i got a 5 minute ride and back to the bottle past my old primary school… only thing i have to watch is wearing a helmet and lights and the fucking coppers

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 No.282343

>>282338

where are your spoils?

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 No.282344

File: 5a98ae5e8e9e16e⋯.jpg (78.1 KB,700x394,350:197,dance.jpg)

>>282338

>stay with us neet

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 No.282345

>>282342

Boongs can smell an unguarded goonbag from over 20 kilometres away

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 No.282346

It's Sunday tomorrow and it's a public holiday on Monday

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 No.282347

File: 31b3ef1e496c634⋯.jpg (10.15 KB,140x149,140:149,bw.jpg)

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 No.282348

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not bad, should've put more cardamom in it

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 No.282349

>>282348

Looks good mate. Maybe could have gone for a few minutes under the grill to get some colour on the top.

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 No.282350

>>282340

I am a recipient, I can continue, once it has started.

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 No.282351

>>282341

Innocent marsupials are not so innocent if they are refusing (You)'s.

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 No.282352

>>282348

wtf is that it looks like pancreatic cancer

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 No.282353

>>282349

Yeah, it's ok but my boss' one was better.

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 No.282354

>>282352

Home made pumpkin soup with gnocci and then baked with cheese.

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 No.282355

>>282353

Did they find the other boss's nudes on that phone he had the grindr account on?

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 No.282356

>>282355

That was on a work email, but no. Just his registration and payments to grindr. He had some photos on craigslist but nothing explicit.

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 No.282357

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.282358

>>282357

Toccata is Spanish for rimjob, Bach was as horny as Monk.

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 No.282359

>>282358

from Italian toccare, literally, "to touch"

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 No.282360

>>282359

to touch the bumhole with your tongue.

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 No.282361

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 No.282362

>>282327

I dont have a gf, sadly.

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 No.282363

>>282362

Just tell people you do

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 No.282364

>>282363

Fake it until you make it

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 No.282365

>>282363

Oh yeah, sheri lee biggs is my bitch mane.

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 No.282366

>>282364

Just don't let him hold it once it's made.

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 No.282367

>>282357

He played the wrong note at 7:42

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 No.282368

Wanked poo

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 No.282369

>>282367

Sounded correct to me?

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 No.282370

>>282368

Dont tempt me

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 No.282371

>>282369

Sorry, 7:44 in the chord progression change.

I'm just being pedantic and a douche.

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 No.282372

>>282371

Ok yeah. Semitone off.

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 No.282373

>>282372

It might be how it's supposed to be, sort of sounded like he muted it by accident.

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 No.282374

>>282373

I learned it on piano, and he did make a mistake of some sort.

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 No.282375

>>282370

That poo won't wank itself boyo

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 No.282376

File: 5beb1323f3c14d9⋯.jpg (69.95 KB,640x428,160:107,topelement.jpg)

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHITE DOG STOLE MY LAND CUZ! HOW DID HE DO IT?

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 No.282377

Woke up at 8pm

I'm hungover as fuck

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 No.282378

File: a637a5f9103a716⋯.png (558.54 KB,600x851,600:851,alcm.png)

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 No.282379

>tfw too depressed to drink or wank

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 No.282380

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Where you end up usually depends on where you start.

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 No.282381

>>282376

Having an average IQ over 65.

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 No.282382

She's DMing me pics of her sisters kids

Fuck sake

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 No.282383

File: 79128fee0ac5093⋯.jpg (36.54 KB,474x316,3:2,downloadfile-19.jpg)

>tfw no train gf

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 No.282384

>>282382

Delete the app you boong

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 No.282385

>>282382

Hint hint, baby daddy

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 No.282386

How am I going to make it through the next two days

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 No.282387

What would be more devastating to find on ones phone, poo pictures or wanked poo?

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 No.282388

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 No.282389

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 No.282390

>>282382

Send her pictures of your poo

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 No.282391

>>282377

jesus christ man are you amphetamine neet or something ….

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 No.282392

>>282387

The latter.

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 No.282393

>>282387

Possum found pictures of Weber on Cruisey's phone.

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 No.282394

>>282379

have some nurofen and a smoke then

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 No.282395

>>282382

Tell her you are uploading them at:

https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/281933.html

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 No.282396

>>282393

Is that good or bad?

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 No.282397

>>282396

It broke his heart.

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 No.282398

>>282397

Possum doesn't have a heart.

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 No.282399

>>282377

God bless you, you goon machine.

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 No.282400

>>282397

Is this why he doesn't post here anymore?

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 No.282401

>>282393

Hush you fool.

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 No.282402

Faaaark think I genuinely blacked out yesterday. I don't do that often

Can't remember going to bed but surprisingly theres a whole bottle of vodka and some coke in the kitchen

Had that "oh fuck i hope i didnt post my dick on facebook" moment but I think we're all clear, now to just pick up the pieces. Half a dozen missed calls, family members asking if I'm ok, etcetc

My whole life is so fucked bros

I'm getting the next train to mums or I'm gonna fuckin die

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 No.282403

>>282402

Sounds like you need a wank

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 No.282404

File: 8b1d305d542940d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,81.09 KB,474x712,237:356,downloadfile-22.jpg)

Mmmh trains

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 No.282405

>>282400

ill be honest it was the poo posting… it was always the poo posting. absolutely vile.

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 No.282406

File: 3057d44ee495723⋯.png (2 MB,1468x1080,367:270,3057d44ee495723b3719a415ea….png)

>>282394

I've got some cigars, was saving them for a special NEET but might have one and listen to my shitty 80s records outside

>>282404

Need an escort anon?

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 No.282407

>>282403

Too many wanks my man

You wanna get some brews at the Oakleigh RSL?

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 No.282408

>>282402

You're a true blue goon machine.

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 No.282409

>>282406

That picture is going to become my new office poster when I go back.

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 No.282410

>>282405

Thank you.

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 No.282411

>>282404

That's a big train

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 No.282412

>>282405

This is a relief. I had blamed myself.

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 No.282413

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 No.282414

>>282411

Do you think it will fit up his bum?

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 No.282415

>>282409

Please tell me your job involves trains

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 No.282416

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 No.282417

File: 61d1330e8e8c04c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,62.26 KB,474x724,237:362,downloadfile-25.jpg)

>>282406

I'd take him for a ride

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 No.282418

>>282405

Do not impersonate me.

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 No.282419

>>282417

I am pretty disappointed by those file names.

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 No.282420

>>282402

You should go to your mums but try not to make her life hard.

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 No.282421

>>282417

Take me to the other side~

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 No.282422

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 No.282423

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 No.282424

>>282419

I'm pretty disappointed by the file size

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 No.282425

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 No.282426

>>282412

In what way did you think you might be responsible?

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 No.282427

>>282423

One you skipped a few pictures and two it's a poorly named collection of files

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 No.282428

>>282422

You should ban the impersonater.

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 No.282429

>>282426

Just being myself. He doesn't like me.

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 No.282430

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 No.282431

>>282427

I dont save pictures of naked men, its just stuff i find for next minute shitposting

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 No.282432

File: 5907ab3935c715e⋯.png (134.87 KB,398x397,398:397,39922ce8.png)

100mg of seroquel down the hatch

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 No.282433

>>282432

Jangan obat banget, dumb cunt

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 No.282434

>>282432

1 week, 6 days. I am counting down to 125mg.

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 No.282435

File: 28ac54d94d6c7bf⋯.png (33.4 KB,480x165,32:11,oldM8abdul.png)

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 No.282436

>>282428

I will give him a stern stare and a disproving nod.

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 No.282437

>>282431

You should be saving more pictures.

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 No.282438

disapproving*

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 No.282439

File: 0d7ff4934bd95e3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,22.76 KB,474x478,237:239,hoboswetdream.jpg)

>>282437

I saved this one

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 No.282440

>>282432

What happens when we are having a slow Gen and you cant post the same pic?

Do you have multiple seroqueled pepes?

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 No.282441

>>282439

Please spoiler.

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 No.282442

>>282441

Ops forgot

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 No.282443

>>282431

How big is your "shitposting" folder?

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 No.282444

>>282441

Spoiler = vile

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 No.282445

>>282444

That wouldn't make sense/

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 No.282446

>>282443

150 pictures

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 No.282447

>>282445

Please spoiler = absolutely vile

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 No.282448

We haven't had a good poo picture from NK for a while.

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 No.282449

>>282448

Hes an adult now, bit pretentious about his mould issues tho

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 No.282450

Goon night, especially the late rising goon machine.

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 No.282451

>>282449

His landlord will get a good look at his poo if he doesn't fix that mould soon

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 No.282452

>>282448

the alpha hand poo poster has scared him off

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 No.282453

>>282450

Sorry for sperging out at you yesterday

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 No.282454

I am going to bed now

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 No.282455

>>282380

That's an early 2000's beard

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 No.282456

File: 8d6ac71b89d67fc⋯.jpg (3.19 MB,4608x3456,4:3,IMG20190608211409.jpg)

File: b083a440ef40ece⋯.jpg (2.85 MB,4608x3456,4:3,IMG20190608211414.jpg)

Need a shop

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 No.282457

>>282383

She looks cold, smelly and wet. I prefer to rape in remote, hot arid environments.

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 No.282458

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 No.282459

She has left me on seen for 10 minutes after I reply about the kids looking oh so cute and resembling her

Fuck this bitch man, fuck her to hell

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 No.282460

>>282456

you don't even eat at home

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 No.282461

>>282460

No work until Tuesday, not even volunteering

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 No.282462

>>282456

Ffs shitey buy some proper food

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 No.282463

>>282456

We have the same lavender bin bags

That fridge needs way more alcohol

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 No.282464

>>282432

oh jeesus christ your heading for extrapyramidal symptoms … they will fucking shook you

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 No.282465

>>282457

What a picky rapist you are

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 No.282466

>>282456

> this is your life when you rely on hospital food

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 No.282467

EATME a grafitti toy from melbourne takes nude photoshoots infront of her shit peices and make crap porno at train stations. Enjoy https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56eb9c623f645

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 No.282468

>>282402

When I used to take anti depressants I used to get blackout all the time when I drank, I would message people in gibberish and break shit around the house (not intentionally I think). I remember I Didint look at my phone for two days because I had a flashback of texting her when I was blackout, when I checked the phone it turned out I had a very normal conversation with her and it wasn't strange at all.

It came down to the goon or pills, in the end I chose the goon

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 No.282469

>>282461

What are you going to do with yourself?

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 No.282470

>>282467

I've seen a few blowjobs hapening at train stations in my day, never thought they'd end up on pornhub

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 No.282471

ok been eating another roast i made and drinking goon and watching robocop documenaries all night…. pretty comfy….

low on goon but its wet so no last minute trip to bottle shop im just gonna have valium and a smoke and chill i can borrow some of the shitty state of origin XXXX beer in the fridge if im still thirsty later … cant believe people pay for that shit

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 No.282472

>>282469

he could just rock up at employment agency sit at desk and pretends he works there to honest… they literally would not know with all the staff turnover

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 No.282473

File: a2f7a82b3494d41⋯.mp4 (1.62 MB,406x720,203:360,Aussie_bogan_drives_in_bik….mp4)

File: 1e33669d073cf54⋯.webm (2.44 MB,600x500,6:5,brisbane_google_earth.webm)

paracetamolNEET's a gay cunt

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 No.282474

>>282471

Robocop 3 was the best of them all, I really like the TV show too

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 No.282475

>>282473

Lol that guy is a legend, fucking hate those road hog lyrca douche bags.

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 No.282476

>>282473

Fuck yeah

Fuck cyclists to hell

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 No.282477

File: 0bf61122acb63e7⋯.png (260.6 KB,1000x1000,1:1,daaf6057043d47139057db8bea….png)

>>282476

>Tfw cyclist

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 No.282478

>>282473

2 abreast fred is peak rudeness gotta admit it but bike lanes on roads are normally bumpy pothole pieces of shit and that cycle way probably only goes like 2km out of their 50km+ ride

also yes thats me on queens st flipping off the google earth …you can see our religion of peace bollards on the mall enrty ….but seriously fuck that top down shot of brissy looking west … it makes our city look like melbourne…. disgusting

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 No.282479

Heavily wanked poo

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 No.282480

>>282479

Pics plz

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 No.282481

Need to make dinner

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 No.282482

File: 64e5b7c7e7bd82e⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image,13.65 MB,640x360,16:9,Large_breasts_-_Woman's_li….mp4)

HMMMM

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 No.282483

WITH WHAT ?

at the very least you should keep have some frozen meat pies in the freezer for emergencies

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 No.282484

>>282482

Bitch is crazy you can see it in her eyes, probably a sociopath.

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 No.282485

File: 273c570fcfd44db⋯.mp4 (2.1 MB,848x480,53:30,spacker_race.mp4)

>>282478

Get off the road. The road is for cars.

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 No.282486

>>282482

what a tragic plight

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 No.282487

>>282485

the road is for trucks, car peasant.

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 No.282488

>>282480

I'm not a degenerate

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 No.282489

>>282488

Why are you here then?

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 No.282490

>>282486

Sometimes we think we have it hard but people like that really put it in perspective. Things could always be worse.

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 No.282491

>>282485

They have accomplished more than me.. But at least I can walk to dans

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 No.282492

File: 1cb3a7f2bbf8d4e⋯.webm (4.11 MB,1280x720,16:9,1cb3a7f2bbf8d4e61b8a912cd….webm)

>>282489

Snuggles.

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 No.282493

>>282491

Don't lie, you get it delivered the same as them.

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 No.282494

>>282490

I think I'll devote more of my time to looking at these unfortunate souls

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 No.282495

>>282494

Constant vigilance and two firm hands.

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 No.282496

>>282482

>>282484

nah bitch is just on heaps of benzos probably clonazapam…. that shit makes you look munted .. i know…. i had a GF like her once just without the breasts ;/

>>282485

FFS stop breathing my air while your at it ….

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 No.282497

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 No.282498

File: ba96ca112446045⋯.jpeg (1.44 MB,2550x3300,17:22,bob 2.jpeg)

>>282490

>Things could always be worse.

we have a real hostile alien invasion

we have a one world corporate government working for them

we most of the population now lefty / NPC brainwashed supporting it all

TELL ME HOW THINGS COULD GET WORSE

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 No.282499

>>282498

the aliens could have large breasts

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 No.282500

>>282499

Terrifying to even contemplate.

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 No.282501

File: 6ca294fd8d3650b⋯.jpg (243.03 KB,594x396,3:2,6ca294fd8d3650bf4c11c78cb8….jpg)

>>282498

THE INTERGALACTIC DAY OF THE SPEAR IS NOW EARTHLING DOG DIS IS ABORIGINAL PLANTET!

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 No.282502

>>282498

How did you buy the bait when you were a reasonably made man with a decent job and you're over 30?

It baffles me that you can't differentiate shitposting from real life.

Hitler did nothing wrong was the original 5 get, it's understandable that /new/ and 14 year olds thought it was sincere but why you?

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 No.282503

Shes messaging me

Discussing children

Tormenting me

I hate her but I would take her back in a heartbeat

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 No.282504

File: 190d3840f923ed6⋯.jpg (46.66 KB,567x394,567:394,wana take a ride .jpg)

>>282499

>TFW no Pleadian girlfriend….

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 No.282505

>>282503

Just don't reply and say you weren't looking at your phone.

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 No.282506

>>282502

what the hell are you talking about ?

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 No.282507

>>282506

Are you just baiting?

You confuse the fuck out of me.

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 No.282508

File: 12b46627e625b3a⋯.jpg (34.93 KB,488x326,244:163,12b46627e625b3a4643a51cc1c….jpg)

>tfw no friends or family

No human contact

This is absolutely fucked

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 No.282509

>>282507

you are saying i fell for some sort bait ?

mate if you my trip is some kind of a joke youll by god never get the punchline

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 No.282510

>>282509

I didn't get the joke either.

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 No.282511

>>282508

yeah destroying the family unit and then fucking every interpersonal relation ship with social media is how you go about conquering an entire planet. No joke.

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 No.282512

Is it too early to make the next thread?

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 No.282513

>>282511

Ah.. You're the joke.

I get it now.

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 No.282514

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 No.282515

Need a eurasian gf

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 No.282516

>>282512

the senior neets will beat you savagely if you do

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 No.282517

>>282503

Tell her you still wank to her photos

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 No.282518

>>282515

Unfortunately Asian women don't want men who need anti-suicide pills and live on instant noodles

Trust me I'd know

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 No.282519

File: 2e4f942dec1e49f⋯.jpeg (1.83 MB,2550x3300,17:22,face facts.jpeg)

>>282510

>>282513

i seriously dont think you can handle the joke… last person i gave this book too shit his pants and never talked to me again

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 No.282520

>>282519

Do you think people got to this board without spending years on imageboards?

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 No.282521

>>282511

Just like half wank 2

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 No.282522

Anyone itt depressed?

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 No.282523

>>282522

I'm fantasising about jumping onto the highway

I haven't spoken to anyone except alcohol delivery guys all week

No one deserves to live like this

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 No.282524

>>282522

Just tired at present/

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 No.282525

Semen farts

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 No.282526

>>282525

How is he?

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 No.282527

>>282523

Most neets don't have alcohol delivery man..

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 No.282528

>>282527

Posh cunt

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 No.282529

DEAD NEET ON THE FREEWAY

NO ONE KNOWS HIM

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 No.282530

>>282523

How did things get this bad, bro?

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 No.282531

>>282528

>>282527

Some neets don't even have wanks or poos, let alone wanked poos. Bourgeois neets wank their poos all day so hard that their poos ejaculate another poo for them to wank

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 No.282532

>>282530

Self flagellation.

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 No.282533

Good night friends.

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 No.282534

>>282532

kill yourself possum

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 No.282535

>>282534

not nice

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 No.282536

>>282533

Good night sweetie

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 No.282537

possum showed cruisey his mound

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 No.282538

>>282530

Lost my job and misso left me, just kinda imploded after that

To be honest its all kind of a result of alcoholism in some way

I'm basically incompetent, I can't feed or barely care for myself

I've got under 200 bucks in the bank, I'm late on all the bills and I'm starting to think I might end up on the next episode of struggle street. Always was a bit of a fuck up but I never thought it'd come to this, its gonna be a bit of a ride

Spending my days tossing up the prices of different homeless shelters, slowly going a bit mental from the reality of the situation

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 No.282539

>>282538

I thought you were going to catch the train to Mum’s?

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 No.282540

>>282518

Shitey rarely responds to people here. An unbalanced poster.

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 No.282541

>>282520

>Do you think people got to this board without spending years on imageboards?

i just went to 8chan and Ausneets was the highest in the fast threads section…. we are literally front page 24/7

>>282522

just got over my depression must be your time of the cycle what star sign are you ?

>>282523

>I'm fantasising about jumping onto the highway

dont do that you could damage someones car.. they cant afford to fix it

>>282530

they were bad but ill agree its worse lately

>>282533

nite o neeto

>>282538

alcohol is a way of coping its not a cause… yes things are way too expensive … i have been where you are a few months ago

suddenly when shit hits the fan you kick into survival mode and start acting like a true operator running on adrenaline …

>>282539

family want nothing to do with burn out neets,,, they blame the neet not knowing how hard it is out there with their retired boomer lifestyle

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 No.282542

>>282538

Get off the grog mate.

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 No.282543

>>282541

>suddenly when shit hits the fan you kick into survival mode and start acting like a true operator running on adrenaline …

I'm way beyond that dude

They're gonna cut off my power soon

I'm pretty much fucked at this point

I am incompetent

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 No.282544

I've never been at a lower point in my life

This is so fucked bros

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 No.282545

>>282544

What are you going to do? Do you have a sleeping bag and a backpack?

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 No.282546

>>282538

>>282544

I've been in a similar situation…

I'd simplify things, choose what can be done and what can't be done. If you can't pay a bill don't bother, if you can't hold a job get on cenno and look for a job you could do long term.

as for alcohol smoke weed since it ends the benders earlier (makes you tired), or go to some alcohol group.

The important thing is to swallow the failure and accept where you are, if you have something you can't afford, lose it. There's no point worrying about things outside your control and focus on a way to get out of shit Street even if it takes you a years.

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 No.282547

>>282543

operator mode engages after the lights go off… you are not incompetent shit is just way too expensive

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 No.282548

>>282546

Also don't be afraid to talk to the bill companies, with water and electricity you can get hardship periods where they leave you alone. And if debt collectors call you up just tell them your broke af and can't pay anything (they won't come knocking for anything under 10k and there are strict rules with their conduct).

If your gonna lose your rental get on cenno ASAP and tell them you could become homeless so they can't fast track your payments (just show them your bills and bank statements, rent ect) and they don't need a sob story. Try share houses since they're cheap and some of them don't give a shit if your on cenno (just make sure the lease holder is a reliable person) and you can start looking for a job to get the numbers in the bank up.

Whatever you do you need a plan that you can be confident of carrying out, sitting with a goon in your hand trying to make sense of how bad things are just drags it all out till your penniless and destroyed.

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 No.282549

File: 167769c9ee0b1a6⋯.jpg (28.87 KB,480x480,1:1,167769c9ee0b1a615a80b26f7e….jpg)

Disconnection - A disconnection fee will apply. If you have a Digital Meter you could be disconnected remotely as a service person is not required to visit your Supply Address to complete the disconnection.

Reconnection fees - You'll need to contact us to be reconnected. Reconnection fees will apply.

Holy fucking shit bros

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 No.282550

>>282546

>>282548

Good advice mate.

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 No.282551

>>282549

>Fucked if you do

>Fucked if you don't

Alternatively adopt the boong life and become a nomad. I hear the elders on north terrace are a good place to start if you want some tips.

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 No.282552

>>282541

>i just went to 8chan and Ausneets was the highest in the fast threads section…. we are literally front page 24/7

I came to 8chan in 2014 when 4chang would go offline (8chan was "back up chan" back then) then I found the neet threads, they Didint even have pepes in them and a thread would take a week or two to fill up but I knew it was home

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 No.282553

Fuck

Fuck man fuck

FUCK

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 No.282554

neet destitution

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 No.282555

File: 098cbafac7db3a2⋯.jpg (93.14 KB,840x629,840:629,abbott.jpg)

>>282551

Yeah but you gotta take a lot of anal abuse from the John's for your lunch money

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 No.282556

>>282549

Look up hardship for your electricity provider and tell them your broke, if you lose power you won't be able to do a lot to get out of the hole.

Gotta embrace that deadbeat life

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 No.282557

>>282555

That's the best part

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 No.282558

…and my fucking mother rocked up.

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 No.282559

Time for a late night erotica wank

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 No.282560

>>282537

It was larger than you would expect.

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 No.282561

>>282538

>>282539

Call your mother

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 No.282562

>>282548

>>282546

Good advice

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 No.282563

Mother rocked up banging on the door, I was asleep. I haven't seen her since September. She's such a dropkick. I wish I could love her but she blew it. She's seen me less than 10 times in the past 20 years. Misso has had a thing up on facebook saying that we're married, it's been up for well over a year, mum used that as an excuse to come around. She started crying about how her partner died in September and how he was a piece of shit, trying to make me feel better or something, he used to belt me heaps as a kid. I don't understand how her fucking head works. She wasn't drunk, that's a first. She said she isn't allowed to, so I guess she has a court order, they probably threatened to take her son. He'd probably be better off. She's so pickled, just talks bullshit constantly and whinges. Woe is me shit. She fucking stunk, like shit. Literally like shit. I can smell it on me now, a nasal repertoire of shit, cigarettes, tears and perfume. I do feel sorry for her but not as much as I feel sorry for my brother. She's apparently trying to rekindle or save our near non existent relationship but in the process leaves him abandoned or at my sisters resulting in him inevitably becoming a fuck up as well. My sister, last I heard was dealing meth. She kept asking me to go see her and my brother but she needs to know that our relationship is fucked but she can save my brothers and hers. I don't know what to do, I don't think there is anything I can do. I probably should be more compassionate but it's complicated and I don't want to sully my life to try and help hers. Now I can't sleep.

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 No.282564

>>282563

You can only make an effort with toxic people so many times until it becomes too much of a weight on you and drags you into their shit, you should try make an effort with your little bro though if it isn't too much of a burden dealing with other family members, at least you may be able to make a difference with him, boys need a male to look up to even if its a facade on your part otherwise they just fall in to the the degenerate cycle

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 No.282565

Musty aboriginal anal

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 No.282566

smelly anal rape

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 No.282567

>>282563

You should meet your brother. I would personally find that fascinating to see what similarities you share.

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 No.282568

>>282567

Get him hooked on black girls

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 No.282569

>>282453

I don't think that was me, but thank you for apologising.

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 No.282570

>>282568

I was thinking that he should introduce the misso later.

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 No.282571

>>282468

The goon chose you.

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 No.282572

>>282523

I wish I could be as cute as this NEET.

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 No.282573

>>282572

Don't make light of his shitty situation.

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 No.282574

>>282570

Depending on the kid, it's probably not a bad idea to take him out on a few excursions and introduce him to some sane people.

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 No.282575

>>282573

Many months ago the comments started off positive. They never got a single (You). My comments started to include more and more references to how he's cute. You're the first one to respond to one of those posts. I also warned him two weeks ago the wankruptcy was coming and there wasn't a bail out.

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 No.282576

>>282574

Take him to church and get him to see the light.

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 No.282577

File: 36cd642a33dce35⋯.png (1.18 MB,900x607,900:607,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.282578

Big wank

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 No.282579

>>282577

P R A I S E T H E L O R D

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 No.282580

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 No.282581

>>282575

Are you hobo NEET?

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 No.282582

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 No.282583

File: f2bab83a317d846⋯.png (1.63 MB,1080x1027,1080:1027,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.282584

>>282583

Did she get a discount?

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 No.282585

>>282584

Dunno.

Some poor kid was probably made mop up the blood and placenta and cunny grool though

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 No.282586

>>282582

Possum stop being mean to Monk

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 No.282587

>>282553

haiku/10

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 No.282588

>>282541

>i just went to 8chan and Ausneets was the highest in the fast threads section….

Does this mean if we were slower you would have inflicted yourself on some other board?

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 No.282589

>>282588

make u think

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 No.282590

Driving Motherbot back to the coast this morning.

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 No.282591

>>282585

don't forget poo

women often poo on they babby when giving birth

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 No.282592

>>282586

I am much too vile to be him either.

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 No.282593

>>282591

First poo picture of your life.

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 No.282594

My life is a poo picture.

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 No.282595

>>282594

How's the quality and quantity?

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 No.282596

>>282595

Very poor.

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 No.282597

>>282596

Try taking some bulking agents.

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 No.282598

Watching Patrick Melrose, pretty good dark series of television.

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 No.282599

File: 7ab18304d0d3793⋯.jpg (904.34 KB,2448x3264,3:4,IMG_7918.JPG)

Morning Neetos

so i wake up this morning and throw 6 granny smiths 1 small pineapple 1 bunch of kale 2 cucumbers 5 carrots and crack of ginger into the brevile…….and my NPC roomate comes down the stairs and asks whats im doing ??

To which i replied "Killing the Juice"

He was physically disgusted and probably wont talk to me for a while now ;)n

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 No.282600

>>282597

All the Metamucil did was turn NK's poor quality, poor quantity poos orange.

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 No.282601

>>282600

>poos orange.

It brightened up his life.

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 No.282602

>>282599

I was right it was you who admitted the drugs brought you nothing but misery. The juicing was part of your attempted recovery.

I think you may need to consider that the NPC has been you all along.

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 No.282603

5mb of data allowance left. Pretty soon you won't have this slandered, impersonated, vilified marsupial to kick around any more.

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 No.282604

File: 92260e6b4af90f4⋯.webm (5.84 MB,640x360,16:9,92260e6b4af90f4a1cd52f382….webm)

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 No.282605

Church service at 10, not enough time to have a shower and smell like a big wank

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 No.282606

File: 19e573eb8436d16⋯.jpg (3.26 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG20190609092736_1.jpg)

Didn't even get to finish my noodles from last night

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 No.282607

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 No.282608

>>282605

Wait people still go to church in 2019?

Young(ish) people like you at that?

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 No.282609

>>282603

You might think I hate you but you were special to me possum, you were an odd one but I'd play baseball with you any day of the week

t. Someone you've never heard of :^)

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 No.282610

>>282599

Lol, you're such a fucking boing nurofen

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 No.282611

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 No.282612

>>282603

And I'm not joking when I say I miss you and I will miss you

I treasure all our NEETs and while you may not believe me and wipe it off as Monaro propaganda I'm still depressed that I caused you grief even if I legit did not mean it

Maybe one day we'll neet again and I'll enjoy that

Bonjour you magnificent bastard

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 No.282613

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 No.282614

>>282612

>>282603

No wait, bonjour is hello

What I meant to say is Sayonara

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 No.282615

Made it to the coast. She hasn’t even made me a coffee yet and already I’ve unloaded all her shit out of the boot, replaced her telephones, and removed some curtain brackets. Off to Bunnings after so I can hook her stereo to the outside antenna. Poor darling wants both AM and FM for some reason. Bloody boomers and their life of luxury.

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 No.282616

>>282614

Bonsoir, Elliot.

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 No.282617

>>282614

>No wait, bonjour is hello

Don't worry you'll be able to say that soon enough.

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 No.282618

>>282617

2 weeks?

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 No.282619

>>282615

>Bloody boomers and their life of luxury.

Time to scope out a cheap nursing home?

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 No.282620

>>282619

I’d have to sell her house / my inheritance for that.

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 No.282621

>>282618

I could imagine it will be about that long.

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 No.282622

>>282615

And she bitched the whole way about how loud the car is and why on earth did I wait until I was nearly 40 to do stupid teenage boy stuff to the car

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 No.282623

>>282620

The law around assets that are assessed when someone goes into a nursing home from memory is 5 years. Any assets signed over to their children after that period cannot be touched.

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 No.282624

>>282622

How did she get to you in the first place?

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 No.282625

>>282624

I picked her up 3 weeks ago

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 No.282626

>>282623

Yeah but nursing home places cost hundreds of thousands now, don’t they? So they need to sell or sign the place over to the nursing home in exchange for a place

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 No.282627

>>282602

fucking>>282602

> the drugs brought you nothing but misery.

whaat ? projecting much ? i had a healthy roast and some goon and a valium… i didnt even have ciigy or spliff last night…. now i am having some super healthy juice and considering doing a 50km gold coast loop on the bike today … im healthy as fuck nigga

>>282610

>Lol, you're such a fucking boing

you fucking boong

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 No.282628

>>282603

>5mb of data

shit how much do you have ??? i pay 41.25 with optus and get 80gb a month… i dont even need ADSL at home anymore….

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 No.282629

>>282628

The dumb dumbs at work don’t realise the corporate data is all one big pool. So they stop at 4gb a month or whatever it is instead of however much Tb the plan is

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 No.282630

>>282606

> raw noodles and plate to catch the flying chunks

the mark of a true NEET

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 No.282631

>>282626

it a deposit that you most likely will get back when she passes away but there is a per week expense that will come out of here bank or deposit if she has no money in the bank. but if she has money in the bank and she gets interest then it can pay the per week expense.

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 No.282632

>>282626

>don’t they?

After the five years, it is not her asset and the government will not classify it as her asset. They have this rule to stop people needing to go into nursing home from signing over all their wealth just before they do and then claiming they have no money (i.e. to get maximum funding from the government). It would take five years to do it.

Then if you really don't care what happens to her, just take to her a public hospital and get her admitted. It happened to a family member who was going down hill and it took one year to get a temporary nursing home placement and then two more years to get a full time placement. It went to court but the government lost their case (i.e. the person was an alcoholic and destroyed their own life without accepting any intervention, which the judge accepted) and only got ~$50k from the settlement. When they died they seemed to have all that money still in their bank account, despite the government saying their weekly excess was hundreds of dollars each week? They originally wanted around a quarter of a million to fund their care?

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 No.282633

>>282630

You two could send each other pill samples

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 No.282634

>>282564

Yeah, I should.

She texted Misso, because she trusts people and gave mum her number, saying that she wants closure.

She irritates me so much. The texts are like 'I miss u, I kno I luv u' childish, meaningless babble that's all completely self indulgent. It's all for sympathy

>>282567

I've met him a few times. He's quiet and reserved. I think he's had a similar time as I did. Dunks, drugs, fighting and adultery and shit. He's already fucked tbh, not irreparably but still. The damage is permanent.

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 No.282635

>>282633

i fucking hate pills mate

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 No.282636

File: c2bb83acc4f8971⋯.png (320.13 KB,384x416,12:13,ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.

Thanks for being in my life.

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 No.282637

>>282632

I see.

As cunty as I can be, I tend to see the family as my responsibility since Dad died. I’d resign or work part time to take care of the old chook. Maybe get her de-barked at the vet first, but otherwise she would be cared for.

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 No.282638

>>282568

lol. He's met her, they seemed to be ok. He's very reserved.

I think Misso is a direct result of my mother's upbringing. She is the least representative option.

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 No.282639

>>282574

Yeah, I'll take him bush and fill his head with choice. I can't take mother with us though.

Her brother, my uncle did something similar to me, he said that if I don't want to live with her and her bloke then I don't have to. I was only 7 at the time and that was when I left.

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 No.282640

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 No.282641

>>282634

>He's already fucked tbh, not irreparably but still. The damage is permanent.

You can still be there to offer some support. I could imagine he would appreciate that. It does not take much to make a difference.

>>282637

It can get very confronting in the old stages around self-care. If it a neurological condition the body can maintain itself longer than the mind. I would be happy to do the same, but those last stages of life can be very confronting. Just be prepared for part.

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 No.282642

>>282603

Good morning my friend.

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 No.282643

>>282639

>I was only 7 at the time and that was when I left.

That was a complex decision to make at the time.

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 No.282644

>>282641

>It does not take much to make a difference.

His birthday is coming up soon I think, I think it's next month. I might go see him then but if I do it on the day, she'll probably be using the day as an excuse to party.

I should take him to meet some of the participants. There's a couple who is an ex shearer and a good, wholesome housewife. They have good morals and live by their word. That's the type of people that everyone needs to know in their lives.

I know a lot of people like that out bush but very few in the city.

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 No.282645

>>282643

Yeah, but it was the right one.

I can't put that on him, it's all up to him.

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 No.282646

File: 2fc9bba33c38ca0⋯.mp4 (2.24 MB,406x720,203:360,2fc9bba33c38ca0fa8247604bc….mp4)

Kiss me you slut.

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 No.282647

Pentecostal wank

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 No.282648

>>282644

>I know a lot of people like that out bush but very few in the city.

Pretty much the reason why people like to move away from the city.

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 No.282649

FUCK IT… sunny day… im off to goldy coasty and gonna pull a 50km loop and test the new wheelset

later neetos….

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 No.282650

That was a comfy catch up

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 No.282651

File: 11f3373b0d7383e⋯.jpg (20.34 KB,540x540,1:1,11f3373b0d7383e6f5f4e2766e….jpg)

>1am in hueland

>grannybot is having trouble sleeping and speaks meaningless phrases

>mummybot and daddybot are loudly fucking

>druggie older brother is out on the streets doing who knows what, he says it's uber driving, but by the smell he usually has when he comes back his only passengers are rockstars

>I had a few shots of vodka and 2 cans of beer because I know daddybot will be too drunk to remember anything tomorrow

>younger brother is playing league of legends and smacking his keyboard with rage

I just wanted to read manual pages.

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 No.282652

>>282651

>>I had a few shots of vodka and 2 cans of beer

Keep going.

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 No.282653

>>282651

Hue you boong

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 No.282654

>>282651

>>mummybot and daddybot are loudly fucking

CALIENTE!

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 No.282655

>>282651

hey Hue

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 No.282656

File: 77fca3cd5dd3b46⋯.jpg (3.77 MB,4608x3456,4:3,IMG20190609114149.jpg)

Lunch time

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 No.282657

>>282655

Hey.

>>282656

What's that exactly, mr. guy with the holocaust denial flag?

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 No.282658

>>282657

What are your thoughts on ornamental orientals?

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 No.282659

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB,366x333,122:111,f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

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 No.282660

File: 3307e86178b572d⋯.webm (1.28 MB,640x360,16:9,just like that.webm)

>>282658

You use their martial arts stuff against them and run away.

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 No.282661

It's pissing down bros

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 No.282662

>>282657

That’s Indian samosa. Basically spiced minced beef and peas

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 No.282663

>>282651

Did your mummybot cum?

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 No.282664

>>282650

Where are my (You)'s?

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 No.282665

>>282664

(You) denial is worse than holocaust denial

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 No.282666

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 No.282667

>>282665

Think about the 6 billion (You)'s.

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 No.282668

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 No.282669

>>282667

800 billion according to that news clip the other day

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 No.282670

>>282660

Everyone has a fetish.

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 No.282671

>>282669

That was pretty funny.

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 No.282672

>>282670

Hey, we all know we have to hit women. And you can begrugdingly do it, or start enjoying it.

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 No.282673

>>282669

That got a good KEK from me.

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 No.282674

>>282656

Does the hospital charge you for your meal each day? If not, that’s a nice bonus.

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 No.282675

>>282674

I think he steals the patients meal when they aren't looking

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 No.282676

When your junk bulges in your pants do you look at yourself in the mirror and flex your legs to appreciate the bulge?

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 No.282677

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 No.282678

Need to buy some baking soda

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 No.282679

I can't figure out how to buy a train ticket to visit mummybot

I'm such a fucking retard

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 No.282680

File: 100d7793ea6c804⋯.jpg (1.31 MB,3264x2448,4:3,image.jpg)

On my mission to Meet Dan at Miami Beach Gold Coast

> 100k on the train

> 25k ride from Helensvale to Burleigh Heads

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 No.282681

>>282675

He works in palliative.

Think about it.

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 No.282682

>>282679

You put change in the machine. Or go to a news agency.

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 No.282683

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 No.282684

>>282679

I don't know how to use public transport either

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 No.282685

>>282676

No I do not have a full size mirror to experience this feel.

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 No.282686

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 No.282687

>>282679

If you're in NSW you need an Opal card. If you are traveling interstate beyond the opal card system I think you can buy a ticket online. This is your ticket to the destination and you do not need an opal card when traveling interstate as your fare is included.

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 No.282688

>>282679

Are you trying to cross a state border?

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 No.282689

>>282688

Yeah, plus its a mixture of buses and trains and theres all these different timetables and charts its like I need a fucking degree is autism to figure it all out

Might just rock up at the station and ask someone to do it all for me like a pensioner

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 No.282690

>>282689

You'll need to buy a ticket to get to the right state and then buy a card to get around on their public transport.

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 No.282692

new thread

>>282691

>>282691

>>282691

NEW THREAD

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 No.282693

BIG

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 No.282694

DICK

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 No.282695

HOBO

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 No.282696

NEET

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 No.282697

PLEASURES

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