/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I'm not going to my final year subject exam.

I would rather get drunk and watch YouTube videos about random shit

I'm a deadshit fuckup of a bloke

>>281189

Finish the last thread first.

>>281166

wew

>>281186

Good morning my friend.

I am off to the car service place. I will have to walk back home.

>>281189

Get your fucking shit together.

>>281197

Hopefully they are alright and don't charge you for bullshit. Make sure you rug up, it'll be fresh on the way back avoid walking past kfc and maccas

>tfw you realise it should have been Analyse Your Mummybot Edition

>>281199

It makes me constantly behind schedule.

By this time, I should be ironing my shirt, I need to leave in half an hour.

I'm still having my morning coffee.

>>281201

I'll anal-ise them for you.

>>281203

Are you a licensed psycho the rapist ?

>>281204

heh

>>281177

You fuck off, you fucking retarded cunt doublenigger.

>>281206

>>281196

Time to serf.

Have a good one NEETies.

>>281208

If Weber made that album it would be called Chunkadelic (because he's fat).

>>281189

Don't be a boong.

morning neetos

>>281199

> short days

yeah i couldnt imagine waging id loose my mind… i have been leaving the house at 2:30pm so i can get 2 sweet hours of sunshine and ride before the sun dips and things get cold…

i remember when i was doing 10 hour days at the aircraft hanger and got to work when it was dark and left when it was dark… fucked my head up ….

>>281210

>>281211

Gross cringy sluts. Pls stop posting

Ciggies in Brisbane were so much better and cheaper than here. Too bad I was too cooked to ever remember what I was smoking. Also bummed a whole lot of cigggies from a few ppl

>>281215

where is here ?

are you stained flyer neet from yesterday ?

>>281216

kek, did she say 800 million jews died

>>281218

yes, also I wouldn't put it past Monk to do the same as this, thats the vibe I'm getting from it

>>281217

Yeah. Here is bowral. Bought some Shuang Xi and it tastes horrendous.

And the plan trip was the worst plane trip. I had some poo in the loo squeeze my hand trying to tell me to breath in. Wish I took some meds for the flight.

>>281216

great stuff

>>281221

tfw not deformed enough to attract opportunistic whores

>>281199

the long days and warm weather also makes some neets depressed and narky

>>281221

Probably has a huge cock and hes the only one that can take it.

>>281225

You have some interesting fantasies

>>281226

>>281226

>>281226

>>281226

>>281231

3 (You)'s. Truly blessed.

>>281227

>>281228

>>281229

>>281230

I hope these aren't counterfeit (You)s

>>281220

>Bowral

never heard of that place before.. fascinating….

>>281234

Are you even Australian?

>>281235

i have explored the Queenland and Western Australia coastlines intimately…

i have absolutely no interest in exploring the interior of NSW and VIC to be honest

>>281237

Coast from bairnsdale to wollongong is nice.

>>281237

my parents are from Kingaroy…. i know country towns well and they just give me severe depression

>>281237

>i have absolutely no interest in exploring the interior of NSW and VIC to be honest

very unaboriginal and racist

>>281241

that is an elbow

>>281242

>neckbeard

I had 2 wanks and a nap

I feel all perky now

>>281240

i still cant understand how the traditional owners of the land dealt with the cold down south …

>>281245

the entire time youre watching the movie 101 Dalmatians, youre just thinking, This is so many more dalmations than usual. It is just fucked

>>281241

that's a head

>>281244

the word perky is almost enough to make me go again

>>281247

oh great here comes twitter explainy guy

>>281250

That fat boongs got an old carpet for a dress !

>>281251

I want to know why he cut them into perfect squares if he was hand sewing them. Why not just hand sew the odd shaped pieces?

>>281252

Boongs work in mysterious ways

>>281252

he probably borrowed them from someone else

>>281252

Legs are not that big and waste of time and effort

>>281250

possum coat… ok but sewn with what kind of thread ? what kind needle ?

that coat in the picture looks pretty modern

>>281256

Bone and sinew or some plant fibre

And why has he got a shield ?

Is he fighting other boongs ?

>>281256

stop with this racism immediately

>>281259

that shield also doubles as a dinner plate you ignoramus

>>281259

Boongs used to fight each other over women

>>281261

No it doesnt, your thinking of a wira

>>281262

a lot of good men lost to stupid things like women

>>281264

If the boongs had embraced homosexuality they could have fended off the white devil

>>281266

If they had watched Saving Private Ryan, they'd have known how to protect the beach from Captain Cook.

>>281266

From what I've heard boongs are all prison gay

Hello there fellow NEETs

>>281268

as opposed to NEET Council gay?

>>281268

Cant resist white anus

>>281269

Howdy

>>281269

and a Swompa Wompa to you good sir!

>>281269

g'day suspicious fella

>>281270

It's not at all gay for 6 fat men in robes to take turns sodomising the same male bottom.

These ancient rituals protect us from evil untold.

>>281276

I used to really like Beverly Hills 90210

>>281259

No he just spotted a bicycle he fancies and will use the shield to hit the unsuspecting whitey on the head, and then take the bike

>>281278

They would also lash the shields to the tyres and ride on water.

ancient boongs woz clever

>>281280

Dan and friends did the boongs no favour

>>281281

I gives 'em goon half price for a bj

>>281282

Hot

>>281284

Cold. He'd just had the bone pointed at him.

>>281285

Curse placed

Stealthy murder: A more direct method of killing that requires two people. A thin kangaroo or emu bone up to 37 centimetres (15 in) in length is split in half lengthwise, then one half is sharpened to an extremely fine point. The shape of the bone forms a semicircular point similar to the nib of a pen. One person holds the victim (usually while he sleeps) while a second inserts the bone in the hollow of the neck behind the collarbone and pushes it down until it pierces the heart. When the bone is withdrawn, it leaves a very small semicircular flap of flesh which is then pressed down to seal the wound. The wound does not bleed and is almost invisible. In 1884, two such murders were recorded near Adelaide and in the early 1970s a 6,000-year old skeleton was unearthed at Roonka, a site 5 km (3.1 mi) south of Blanchetown, South Australia, that had a similar bone still in position within the ribcage[citation needed]. The burial was of a young person of high status but it is unclear if the bone was the cause of death or if it had been used in a ritual post mortem.

>>281285

NK points his bone at a lot of boongs

Just saying …

>>281287

Nice

I need a phone battery replaced. Should I buy a battery and get it installed or let them buy the phone battery? I don't want to do it myself as the phone is glued together so replacing the battery entails a risk I don't want to take.

>>281291

no handle on that dinner plate / surfboard

>>281290

Just let them do it all.

>>281293

Righto, I was just concerned about getting Jewed on the cost of the battery.

>>281294

Is getting "jewed" just like getting "blacked"?

>>281295

Like getting gyped.

>>281295

It's closer to getting "boonged"

>>281295

not as satisfying

Orgasmic yawns

>>281290

just get them to do it… ask around and find the phone place all the asians go to in the city avoid shopping mall ones… i have based shop in brissy called E&E that have done custom work for me like putting a black screen on a gold iphone…

i made the mistake of offering to fix a cracked screen on a friends Redmi note 5.. thought it would be a few screws and 5 minutes… nope it 2 hours degluing the thing and regluing all components with a heatpad…. fuck chink phones

>>281300

>avoid shopping mall ones

Cheers mate, might've saved me there.

>>>/pol/13362680

What happened to his upper lip?

>>281303

Probably had to bite it while making acquaintance with a maori bloke

>>281304

His face is bloody in the arrest photo though.

>>281303

coppers probably mashed his face into the cement when he was on his belly getting handcuffed

also could possibly be from firing a weapon though the through the windshield of a car from the inside…lol

>>281305

That's true, must have been the coppers

>>281306

Ahh, good points. He has already been cuffed by the time of the photo so I'd say it was from his face on the footpath.

I despised neurofen neet at first but I've come to accept him.

>>281309

Like that leporous sore on your cock that just won't go away

>>281309

cope

Has the poohand neet posted again?

>>281312

Nah poo hand days are over

We don't take kindly to poo hands round these parts

>>281315

Whatchu gonna do mane?

>>281309

aw thanks fren

>>281310

i actually might start waging soon and then ill definately be away …

>>281316

I'm gonna very politely ask him to wash his hands and then I'm gonna wish him a very nice day

Tempted to wank. On day five of nofap right now.

>>281319

I went all week without and then had 2 this morning

Ritalin time soon

>>281323

>testisterone

>The Shampoo for Men that Smells like Balls

Shire is $430 a fair price to put in a new timing belt?

The mechanic said it was due to be done but I told him we would do it next time because I wasn't sure if the price was good or if it really needed to be done after 80,000km like he said.

>>281325

thats pretty reasonable IMHO but 80k seems a bit low to be doing a belt.. you can definitely leave it a while… modern cars have "non interference engines" which means if it ever does go the piston and valves wont hit and destroy the engine…*ahem* unlike my lancia

i have changed 3 timing belts in 3 different cars… they all range from easy to cunted in difficulty

>>281322

I'm gay though, the only thing that gets me off is neets getting raped by boongs.

>>281327

>iktf

>>281328

I wonder if there are any brisbane neets to rape? We could get some nice sudos to help us.

>>281329

I only know of one but he has been anally violated by many neets so he is a bit used up

>>281327

yes means no and no means never was

>tfw thinking about monks hangover guilt regarding the exam

I walked to the car service place thinking I would get the call saying my car was ready to be picked up but the call hasn't come yet so now I am at a nearby McDonald's nursing a $2 vanilla shake and waiting for the phone to ring.

Loud children in the play area. Large adults waddling about.

>>281334

Get a bike you planet destroyer!

>>281334

fat cunt

>>281335

A synopsis of modern life

The mechanic sounded a bit put out when I told him I would wait to get the timing belt done. I hope I haven't offended him.

>>281339

Now his child won't be able to afford cancerAIDS surgery this weekend

>>281339

what car is it ?

I hope they aren't taking my car for a joy ride somewhere.

>>281341

Privacy procludes me from answering that question. I am sorry.

>>281342

>Privacy procludes me from answering that question. I am sorry.

Schizophrenia

>>281342

Your car needs to have its burnout capability thoroughly tested

>>281343

Nah, you never know who's playing archive NEET these days

Play area bogan mother laying down some loud verbal discipline on little Jackson. Threatened to take him home right now.

Shirt buttons are straining. I feel so uncomfortably aware of my obesity. I was struggling to breathe and walk properly on the way here. Mental cause not physical. Feel like my body is a foreign object.

>>281345

It's only Rebecca, and she wouldn't tell anyone

>>281347

Do something about it then tard

stop acting like monk

Why do oldies like McDonald's so much? It is not even good food.

>>281348

Pepe did nothing to deserve this fate

>>281348

Hot

I am trying to lose weight. It is hard though. The garlic bread keeps whispering to me.

>>281342

let me just say if its a modern car then yes you offended him

>>281352

that frog definitely me me sad

I hope they don't leave my car in a spot it is difficult for me to get out of. Feeling nervous.

>>281349

Yeah but Craigs blackmailing her these days

>>281355

I will tell him I didn't have enough money to have it done now but Will book in for it in a couple of weeks.

>>281361

What a waste of good nuggers.

>>281362

na they would be ok, just leave them in the sun to dry out and pop them into the oven for 30 minutes

Poo wank

Jackson is bullying the other children.

>>281366

Jackson is chad

The wanked poo episode was one of the most disgraceful periods in this board's history.

Old man is struggling to get out of his car parked too close to a hedge.

>>281368

😘

>>281366

call him aside and give him a stick to hit the other children with, and tell him when he gets older he can upgrade to an iron bar

I should have stayed home to wait for that phone call. When he called the first time I just assumed he would be finished soon. He said all he had to do was change the air filter and the rubbers on the wipers. He had already done the other stuff. Maybe I misunderstood him.

A lot of people out in public wearing trackies. Only one small step above going out in your pyjamas.

I smelled something vile then realised it was just the McDonald's food.

>>281373

im about to take my moutain bike out for a ride through the city… im gonna wear a suit jacket and pop some wheelies for lulz

>>281376

Get a fixie and become a fixie goon my nigga

>>281376

Are you taking your goon sack with you?

10 bucks says he gets raped by boongs again

Hope he live streams it this time

>>281325

That's about right for a timing belt, you probably should have had it done though, depending on your car, if it snaps it will destroy the engine.

>>281384

The one in the middle looks quite menacing

>>281383

Thanks Shire. I will have to take my chances that the belt doesn't go.

>>281386

It should be fine, would have been a bit of extra cash for the mechanic, just get it taken care of next time.

>tfw cathy freeman shows up on a search for aboriginal bikes

>>281388

Sick mob UNNA

>>281392

Yeah they are slower but very fun to ride, its only a fad for wanna bees.

>>281395

Interesting, looks ugly though.

I went to the mechanic. My car wasn't ready yet. I asked if it was too late to change my mind about getting the timing belt done. He said it wasn't but it would have to be finished off tomorrow morning. I said that was okay and then walked home again.

All up it will cost me $696 for the service and timing belt. They will phone tomorrow when it is done.

>>281392

Didn't you say you were getting clean and off all the substances and feeling great? Maybe that was a different degenerate NEET.

>>281397

Better to get it all done at once I guess.

Plus you'd kick yourself if the belt went next week

My clones have started showing roots today which is nice

I was a little worried

>>281400

a disturbing post

>>281393

they are designed by boongs

>>281404

Much nicer than yesterday

>>281403

Ah, it makes sense now

>>281398

No definately wasn't me.. I have felt unhealthy but No for certain type Personality type combined when see world and the matrix for what it really is substance use is is what keeps you going…

>>281403

> Ian Malcolm

> Jurassic Park

Life finds a way

>>281404

Relying on catered food is like relying on your mommy but shit I don't blame you

>>281309

And yet you hate good posters like Webby

>>281333

I feel sorry for monk but is his own worst enemy.

>>281412

Sometimes you have to shoot yourself in the foot to learn it fucking hurts getting shot in the foot

>>281413

Gun owner. Agree.

Time for a poo

>>281415

Pictures or it didn't happen.

>>281203

hot

>>281416

No one likes wanked poo though

Should a NEET wank or poo more often ?

>>281417

Do they just hand you a bike lock?

>>281241

Do you gel it?

>>281419

Is that StomaNEET?

>>281423

NO

>>281421

I assumed they teach aboriginals how to get bikes for free safely

NO ONE LOOKS AT ME OR EVEN KNOWS MY NAME

I could kill that stupid old bitch who gave me this wog.

>>281426

IKTF

>>281427

Context?

>>281428

>Context?

Last day of the bus trip. Stupid old cunt sitting in the seat in front of me coughing and sneezing everywhere. Two days later I have it.

>>281411

Be careful of the boong hits.

>>281429

Oh, never heard anyone call a cold a 'wog' before

>>281424

>NO

NO = yes & yes = stoma

>>281431

Are you even australian?

>>281433

Yes, you cunt

>>281436

Pretty fancy for a boong.

>>281434

http://www.wanowandthen.com/slang.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wog#Use_in_Australian_English

Flogging wog

>>281438

I dont care boomer

>>281440

Rude and disrespectful

Got out of bed at 5pm

>>281441

Back when we were lads a nipper like him would've got a flogging for his mouth

>>281437

He's our Special Boong

>>281442

Goon work!

>>281445

Fucken gronks

Whats on for the weekend shire?

>>281449

Might hit up Engadine Maccas.

>>281449

Might go out for a ride.

>>281450

Heathcote Maccas would be more convenient.

>>281451

They'll be shitting in the streets soon.

>>281452

ride the bike and then ride the gf

>>281451

It's actually kinda funny, the slang for graffiti fuckwits is still mostly the same as it was 30 years ago.

That's got to be culturally rare.

>>281455

Probably because it's slag used primarily by a niche demographic of whites.

>>281431

Jesus Christ… Wogs were a fake immigration threat invented by Australia for Lulz before the actual invasion hordes of muzzies chicoms and Somali actually did it for real and caught us off guard because of the bants

>>281456

Yeah, small market for it I guess.

And it'd get passed from kids a couple of years older so it would never evolve

>>281453

No does that here pajeet

>>281455

Stay true to the game

>>281456

Grafitti slang is international.

>>281459

I took a shit on a car once

>>281460

Was it big?

It should be legal to kill grafiti children caught in the act

>>281461

hatchback

>>281462

Shut up you fucking boomer

>>281461

The poo ? Don't really recall, I may have been very very drunk

It was on a volvo

Bloody Volvo drivers.

It'd be pretty fucking fun to surf trains and graf up derelict walls with yoru deadshit mates tbh

>>281465

Poo Grafitti

>>281464

BO is going to ban you for this

>>281467

Meh, it gets boring quickly when you realise they're a pack of spastics

>>281465

kek, was it like a liquid one all over it?

>>281467

Good fun for real

>>281470

You obviously dont know any writers

>>281469

He should ban you for suggesting to kill children.

What a gorgeous asian derro gf

>>281472

> writers

Lol, come back and tell me about "writers" when your balls have dropped

>>281470

Fucking retards destroying property. Never owned anything themselves but have to destroy other peoples'. And do it riding public transport they've never contributed a cent to.

I'm in Sydney eating pizza in my hotel

How goes it neets

>>281465

This is why possum left

>>281473

He is welcome to.

>>281476

And they're underage so they know theres no real risk

>>281478

I thought possum left because of you and I

>>281477

I just finished a wank

>>281475

Make a real point instead of attacking the character of an anonymous person.

>>281480

All the fella i know are 20 and above oldest being 33

>>281477

I had 2 wanks earlier

>>281482

Very good neet

>>281485

Thanks mate.

>>281476

Shut the fuck up boomer, all that money is money that hurts the government to lose

Jesus fuck I wish 4chan rejects wouldn't come here

>>281484

Doubley good neet

>>281486

What's tonight's plan

>>281477

Hey sydneet. In Brisbane city freezing my ass off … will get some Guzman Gomez nacho fries soon riverside and then hit a swanky club and smoke next to to gas fire heaters and take some creep shots for your enjoyment

I am up to level 65 in Skyrim. Over one million gold in my purse.

>>281477

Thinking about getting on the interstate train to mummybots

Drank the best part of a slab last night and if I don't fix my current state I'll probably end up killing myself relatively soon

Shit is not good bros, I need help but I'm petrified of asking for it

>>281487

>boomer

>>281483 "oldest being 33"

>all that money is money that hurts the government to lose

you retard

>>281488

Look as much as they are shit, it's not their fault some Zionist who shot up muzzies made this site a international headiner

>>281489

>What's tonight's plan

I have almost recovered from the food coma. If anyone wants to visit Engadine Maccas, I recommend avoiding it like it did. The food stalls up there are far superior (I got a nice garlic prawn roll).

>>281493

You're going to need to ask for help sooner or later, better to get it over and done with.

>>281494

The government is shit, if it goes broke then only the rich cumts and the wagie cucks suffer

>>281494

I call you a boomer because you whing like an old cunt.

Other neet wrote

>>all that money is money that hurts the government to lose

>>281500

and where does your welfare come from, dickhead?

>>281500

Please tell me you're shitposting

Please

>>281503

I'm not on welfare

>>281503

It's alright, his mummybot has lots of money

>>281504

Sorta

>>281492

>purse

Can you buy handbags in the game?

>>281497

Were you the 10X wiked wing neet ? If so impressive

>>281508

I have literally seen a skyrim mod where you can fuck a purse

this is a lie but it probably exists

>>281508

Radiant raiment can hook you up.

>>281506

Nah Im a wagie who's salary is low enough that I don't play taxes

All these faggots complaining about much taxes and much electrify as if they're on poverty line when they earn 10x what I do makes me sick

>>281513

Kek, I haven't seen that Dan before

>>281515

Really?

It's been around for a while now

>>281510

Nah, he's a special man who enjoys explosive poos.

>>281514

get a better job then, dumbass.

Any uber eats suggestions that isnt pizza, chinky or poojy?

>>281516

I come and go like a jewboong rapist so I probably missed it

>>281519

That one I remember

>>281520

Thai?

>>281520

Fish&chips

>>281521

>jewboong rapis

He's a kind man.

Tie me kangaroo down sport.

>>281520

aboriginal

>>281525

https://soundcloud.com/melbournepandaa/ciggy-butt-brain

>>281525

Let me abbos go loose Lou

>>281522

I was going to say Thai

>>281528

a good office job is low effort and will net you at least 85k. 110-120k is piss easy if you're not a dumb dumb.

>>281518

Why?

I can live comfortably on what I earn

Too much money turns you into a dickhead

>>281528

Median adult salary in Australia is 84 or 86k now. It was on TV yesterday.

>>281531

Hahaha no this is a lie

>>281533

>cost of living

>>281531

T. Bourgeoisie fuck who had their parents pay them through some shit private school

>>281536

>Bourgeoisie

>>281533

> that's what they want you to think

Everyone is dirt poor even rich people

>>281534

>>281533

>>281531

>110-120k is piss easy if you're not a dumb dumb.

I am not who you are responding to, but what earns you that much money and is easy? Bosses are more willing to hire a team of $50k pajeets than one one component $150k employee.

>>281536

> Bourgeoisie

For fucks sake m8

>>281541

Nas Boong Gang Cuz

You rich cunts are Gunna die when me and me Blackwell's gang take over come day of the spear

UNNA

>>281544

Based and unnapilled

>>281545

Hope you like killing Chicoms and Indonesians as much as white people UNNA

Fucking aboriginal communists, what's the world coming to

Back when I was a lad it was all about Right Wing Boong Squads

>>281545

*Blackfellas

FARKEN WOIGHT DAWG AUTOCORRECT

Having an orange

>>>/leftyb/5224

>>281548

NasBoong is not communist, NasBoong is National Socialism for abos

kek, my other one is still alive:

>>>/leftypol/5131

Opps wrong board:

>>>/leftyb/5131

>>281553

you've worn them down

Boongs are probably the realest communists around actually

They share everything small scale

It'd be perfect if they weren't all on the dole

>>281547

Farken gook dawgs are worse den dey sought cahnts

At least dey woight dawgs gimme sum change occasionally, but dey hooks dun even know we'd exist, Deys tink we nigga chants but we is proud indigenous Australians not filthy foreign click clocks

DAY OF THE SPEAR WHEN UNNA

>>281556

the boongs at my local bus stop are always trying to redistribute the wealth of the people

>>281556

>It'd be perfect if they weren't all on the dole

Fucking sick of what Bourgeoisie do UNNA… the fucking stories these beautiful fellas tell me are astonishing… it was his thing …cunts wouldn't hear a blackfella out

ID HAVE MORE DREAMTIME IF I WASNT ON THE DOLE

>>281556

Its called community, white cunt. Fuk you gommunism stalin caaaarnt

>>281531

Fuck off weber

>>281556

Everyone should get a basic income after compulsory military service

>>281564

Fuck off jackie

>>281559

>Boongeoisie

Why are the Chinese and Indians more ostentatious and gaudy than the Arabs? I know people from Dubai and shit at uni and yet they dress and act normally unlike the chinks.

>>281564

We should reduce the military not increase it

We don't need to fight in Israel's shitty middle eastern wars

>>281568

Most chinks and pajeets who come here are from their upper castes

>>281568

>the Arabs

The Saudi government pays for them to come to Australia and support them to get an education.

>>281570

I remember that Tony pic

>>281571

If the upper castes shit in the street where do the lower castes shit ?

>>281572

He said they're from Dubai you sperg

>>281563

have another drink