/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>280428

Why don't you head down to a salvos and ask them what your options are?

>>280428

>unless I can somehow come up with a few grand

I'd genuinely help you with that, but sadly it's pointless without you getting everything else under control.

>>280433

What about that escort thing?

>>280438

Oh yeah i used it 😈

>>280439

yeah I agree the salvos will help with accommodation

>>280438

Poo comes out of the bum

>>280304

Rules are rules.

>>280445

Not if the bum gets sewn up

>>280447

Poos comes out a different hole then.

Urethral work

>>280449

That should've said urethral wanked poo. Fuck me dead.

>>280450

Wagie

>>280451

you silly boong

>>280159

>>280160

Car dealers are fucking atrocious when it comes to marking up car tinting. I've look at the paperwork in the cars at the wage sometimes and they charge nearly $1200 for tinting while if you just bring your car in normally you pay around $400. It's fucking ridiculous.

12 degrees today in Shitbourne went to the post office today to renew my passport as it had expired, will be going to the gym for a work out later.

>>280457

>>280333

Only if they are bigger than mine.

>>280453

I did it 4 u

can't believe the wordfilter is gone

>>280457

hmm

>>280460

I miss the blank wank wordfilter

>>280358

heh

>>280454

if you are you should be getting ready for bed so you will be refreshed for another exciting day of being a wagie

>>280464

I am already in bed. Ready to go.

>>280465

hot

>>280464

When will you be adopting my second recommendation?

>>280464

Being a wagie is better than being NEET.

>>280466

Almost, almost.

>>280468

no it's not

>>280468

treasonous words

>>280456

>I've look at the paperwork in the cars at the wage sometimes and they charge nearly $1200 for tinting while if you just bring your car in normally you pay around $400. It's fucking ridiculous.

Yeah, I saw a video from that suck squeeze bang blow car guy who said dealers will turn an $18k car sale into a $25k car sale with all of that bullshit. Tinting, paint protection, delivery fee, etc. Each some multiple of 1k.

>>280468

I like the money aspect

>>280473

I like the purpose for existing aspect.

I like serfing

cowabunga

Lemon meringue ice cream time.

>>280476

wot brand is that

>>280477

Aldi, it's fucking awesome

>>280475

>serfing

Can wage = serf

>>280479

It can.

>>280448

It's called a stoma

serf

>>280483

Beautiful.

>>280481

I can see a speck of poo on your finger

>>280477

>>280481

The bumpy bits are some strange stuff that feels like crispy pavlova

>>280482

a contraction of 'stomach arsehole'

>>280485

I will never show you my sewn up bumhole.

>>280487

>>280484

Go for a ride and walk to collect some magic noongar rape sticks

>>280488

That's a shame.

>>280492

>IKTF

>>280481

stop trying to make me fat

PUFFED WHEAT NEET

Maybe hobo needs to wank his poo everytime he does a poo because it's sewn up. Maybe we've all been insulting him for something he has no control over. Maybe we should all try not to be so presumptuous. Maybe we have hurt poor hobo's self esteem. Maybe he was just showing us the trials of what he has to deal with. Maybe hobo deserves an apology.

>>280497

poo words written by poo hands

>>280496

I knew you were here. I could feel it.

There was an awful lot of tension in the air when I said I would not show you my bumhole.

the door is unlocked

>>280497

How do the poos come out with such good form?

>>280499

Plus an awful smell

>>280497

Nah just aserting my dominance as the top degenerate.

>>280500

Lots of water, healthy food and a virgin anus

The torrents I downloaded have disappeared. I can't find them on my phone. I downloaded them with the utorrent app.

The wank posting was rather unimpressive but the poo posting has taken this board to a new level

What would Tracy Grimshaw think

I might have a glass of water, that's the only one of those I can have.

>>280504

stolen wanks

>>280502

That was definitely not me. Must've been the other NEET helping me get by in my loneliness.

>>280505

I feel honoured to be the cause behind both word filters. Thank you.

any of y'all collect cenno but still make mad cash on the side doing other things? (that isn't selling drugs mind you)

>>280508

Remember when Cruisey stole that general from us?

>>280511

Are you the 'rack' neet i spoke to before?

>>280512

We need a reconciliation week for that one

>>280513

No but now im curious about what youre talking about, I hope it isnt disappointing

>>280511

>but still make mad cash on the side doing other things?

That sounds like working, which would make me a wagie.

No, I do not

>>280509

I knew you would stray.

>>280511

Anus rental.

>>280514

I had a sorry week afterwards.

>>280511

t. definitely a normal non suspicious neet poster

>>280515

It's dissapointing. Why are you asking here? Are you a booster?

>>280513

racks>stacks

>>280514

Seconded.

>>280517

All the flowers that you planted in the backyard,

All died when you went away.

I've got to do a presentation at uni tommorow but I'm the shy, spergy sort. I could do it as an oral presentation or do some sort of recording. Any advice? No, I won't do an anal presentation.

>>280513

Where and why.

>>280524

such things are beyond me

>>280524

take some meme drugs and do an oral presentation

I have arranged with the neighbour to put up a new fence. He is doing the skilled construction of the new one so I said I would take care of taking down what is left of the current one.

>>280525

What cunt?

>>280528

Awesome, that is well and truly in need of replacing. Is it costing you much?

Getting the flu, I just had it two months ago. Don't wanna call in sick tomorrow since its getting close to stock take and we got a lot of work tomorrow. The safety switch went off in the house and I spent a whole fucking hour chasing the culprit down, turns out it was the cooker

>>280528

I remember the days when neets would build walls and not tear them down

>>280532

This feels like a threat

>>280532

ASIO payroll.

What the fuck is with these weird new fag posts?

>>280531

Is this the poo warehouse?

>>280530

We are getting Stratco colourbond good neighbour panels. They will cost $800 all up. So 400 each. I may have to pay more than half depending on how unequal the division of labour ends up being.

>>280536

I have always been here.

>>280538

They are nice fences, I hope it doesn't end up costing more.

>>280520

I'm a locanto tranny escort, not some rich asio spy.

>>280541

The cost doesn't worry me too much. I thought it would cost way more. I waste hundreds of dollars on stupid shit all the time.

I went on a KFC binge today. Ten wicked wings and two popcorn chicken Go buckets. I feel bloated and vile.

>>280537

Yep

>>280540

ASIO, DSD, same diff

>>280543

Those popcorn chicken buckets are hard to resist.

>>280531

Have you moved in proper yet? Got any heating?

>>280545

Take a cold and flu tablet. Although low quality poos will be in your future.

I think I am going to spend a couple of grand on a nice rocker recliner arm chair.

>>280550

If you install a dildo on it, you will have hours of fun

>>280550

The rocking ones are nice. It's a big purchase though, do some research.

>>280546

>ASIO, DSD, same diff

one deals with indonesians the other deals with ayylmao…. big difference fren

dont get me started on the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Geospatial-Intelligence_Organisation niggers …

>>280551

He will need to pay more for leather so it's easy to clean.

>>280553

Wow.

>>280554

He's worth every cent.

>>280553

look at this not-neet trying to defend himself

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>>280553

indos do look a bit like ayylmaos

>>280553

Stop larping as a hacker you /g/tard

Otherwise you aight

Are then men’s hostels or like crisis accomodation for blokes?

>>280560

Yeah, especially if you're under 25

>>280560

There's some long grass near the Todd river.

>>280560

Yes you dont really wanna end up there though.

>>280560

Google it mate. There is a lot out there.

>>280564

>There is a lot out there.

No there isn't

I do not like leather furniture. Feels cold and can stick to you if you sweat.

>>280566

Easy to wipe away the lube though

Is homeless is the new meme ?

>>280568

All the hip kids are doing it.

>>280568

Like poo wanking

>>280566

What sort of fabric do you want to get yours as? Do you have any design/brands you like?

>>280569

Thats true but only the og last in the game

>>280570

That meme is so yesterday.

>>280572

Only if they have back up plans where they go live with their mums.

>>280573

I'll insert my floppy disk into your stoma

>>280574

Hehe thats true in my case, but i have mate who have done it for the last 8 years, i cant cope with the isolation at times.

>>280571

I am just going to go to Harvey Norman and sit in a few and then pick one. I think I will need a larger size one because of the accumulated garlic bread.

Big Ejaculation

>>280577

> accumulated garlic bread…

FFS posssum….POSSSUM !!

wanking alone

>>280577

> worring about accumulated garlic bread when he will just fish it out and eat it the next day while crying

false economy

>>280581

you also die alone… both are quiet fun from time to time

5 hours of work

6 days of drinking heavily, waking up because of nightmares, forgetting if my memories are real or imagined

>>280584

I plan to die next to a beautiful young woman

>>280584

When are you going to get bashed by niggers again ;^)

>>280586

you wake up from sobering up in the middle of the night… its a curse

>>280587

you kill her and lay her down beside you before hand ?

>>280588

i never relax now and made a butterfly knife at my machine shop

>>280589

Hope the abo's bash you next time ;^)

>>280589

why always killing with you?

There are many mentally depraved and unwholesome individuals here. It is not a healthy place to spend time.

>>280591

i have a different view on life an reincarnation… if your a cunt and someone kills you in 30 or 40 years youll be back to be cunt again…..

>>280592

my point is our society needs more violence it would fix this fucking clown world….

>>280593

very deranged to think violence solves anything.

>>280592

>>280594

oh fuck…. details ! details !

my roomate got done for 60.5 in a 40 zone at exactly 7:05 am on a main road… $600 + lost his licence from points and will fuck his job up if he cant get a day licence …. *HONK*

>>280595

have a fight

>>280597

Don't forget your post fight wank

Put two blankets on the bed in addition to the usual doona and throw rug for the cat. Nice and comfy.

Night all.

>>280598

you dont need to wank after flght or flight adrenaline kicks in lasts a good 24 hours

>>280600

What are you talking about, thats the prime time to get a wank in, all the adrenaline makes your wank extra good

Ruthless wank

I am off to bed. I have started reading the gentleman bastards series. I am on book two. Not bad.

Good night to my much missed NEET.

>>280592

Some are a bit unhinged but as NK has shown, it's all a progression.

>>280594

drive slower, neeto

>>280604

Sweet dreams dear NEET, it's nice to have you drop by.

>>280605

NK is probably all of the unwholesome individuals anyway

>>280605

NK seems to be looking for excuses not to move out.

>>280548

Real Estate reckons their gonna clean it and look at the mould now… So I gotta wait a week or two and see if they do it. If not they're fucked

>>280611

dont be a dick… its not a brand new penthouse…

just go to coles and by some mold killler and squirt it and it fixed … if you are short on funds just buy buy some bleach and put it in a spray bottle… its all the same thing….its just fucking bleach or as i call it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_hypochlorite

trust me man you are being a dick… buy 2 dollars of chemicals fix it yourself and dont piss the real estate or owners off….

>>280606

I was in a fuckin tunnel that was down to 40km because of a breakdown

No biggie, I was obeying the new limit until I passed the obstacle and then moved into the left lane (which was previously blocked off) and went up to 60ish k's, still under the normal limit

Fucking revenue raisers aye

>>280611

Nurofen is right mate. You have over reacted a bit. It is time to pull back a bit I think. The last time we saw you in this sort of state was when you got fined for touching your phone while driving.

>>280612

Nuro do you have schizophrenia? I once lived with a guy who was obsessed with bleach and he had schizo.

>>280613

ah in that case I apologise, that is some bullshit

>>280437

Ay Cuz when will we overthrow the white cunts

why are there shirtless dude ads on this site now?

>>280618

>ads on websites

>>280613

That is fucking bullshit, Roadworks speed limits are meant to be guidelines not rules

Need a wank

What would a relevant trade be for doing up the inside of a van to make it comfy for living/getting baked in?

>>280624

Cert II in youtube videos

>>280624

Sparkie/carpentry

>>280609

>>280608

We've all gothad a bit of NK in us.

>>280624

Air con and refrigeration mech.

>>280614

NK should fuck them all in their RE arses.

I'm getting tired of being a loser bros but I don't know how to change my ways

My whole life I've just been hangin on and now I'm about to finally fall off, or perhaps, let go.

>>280612

They signed the rental agreement too, no ever rips you off unless you let them

Tempted to be a boong and not submit my essay on time. Pretty dumb since it is 95% done.

>>280631

What do you want to achieve in life neet? If you were to look back as an old man, what would you want to remember?

>>280633

Just do it ffs. Get your shit together.

>>280624

food van operater

I'm basically a qualified chef I'd work for ya

>>280635

Settle down, I'm putting the finishing touches on it.

Had a big shit thing happen today. I think I mentioned that a participant I'm close to went to hospital last week. They thought he had a stroke. He called up today. He didn't have a stroke, he has brain cancer, that was the cause of the stroke like symptoms. He called up to say that he's going in for surgery on it on Friday and it's been good knowing us. I kind of want to go see him tomorrow and take a day, or half the day off but the day before his surgery, he'll probably be with his family. Life's a cunt. He's a good guy.

>>280637

Good, don't be so dramatic. Life's a long grind, just get on with it.

>>280639

>hanging out with gfs

>tfw I don't know that feel

Also mate don't feel like you need to be presured into striving to become some overachiever, do what ever makes ya happy

>>280638

I initially only saw your post for "Life's a cunt. He's a good guy." as if you were calling Life a good guy, which is something to think about

Sounds fucked about the mate Cruisey I hope he recovers

Gym was okay, there was an Asian bloke on a treadmill wearing a sweater which looked just like the Chris Chan sweater. Time to get excited for another day of waging. Night Night NEETs.

>>280643

>>280643

Since the e gets dropped on waging the word filter doesn't affect it. It needs another filter just for it.

serf

>>280638

Sad to hear man, my condolences.

>>280639

>iktf minus the missus.

Just had my second cry of the year.

are we gonna make it bros?

>>280615

Bleached boongs

>>280630

Who's bed are you going to?

>>280638

You need a raise

>I have an assesment which is basically "How do you not be a sperg"

Fugg wat do

>>280652

>>280635

>>280653

I don't have the answers dude, if you figure it out let me know.

>>280656

Beautiful.

Makes me feel nostalgic.

might go to bed now NEETs

>>280658

Same, night mate

Another kg of chicken I let go rotten in my fridge lol

12 beers and a bottle of wine and I'm just casually watching youtube videos with no issue

Its a bit worrying bros

A Solid Friend just forwarded correspondence. I'm going Insane right now. She said the HOLY-SPIRIT will be sealing all portals and gateways used, Frying all Stars Inside. Its Happening already too. Message Everyone in your contact list As Soon as possible and across all social media. Insta, Snap, WhatsApp, etc.

AShitscared

>>280662

Have a wank

>>280607

So he was the one that didn't like the new word filter but will scuttle away soon?

I'm dyin from IBS lads, pls help

>>280665

post pics

Submitted the essay. Worked like a fucking dog on that thing.

>>280656

>>280665

nurofen plus worked wonders off label for any IBS…. any weak opiod fixes it…. try some rikodeine

>>280669

The constipating effect of opiates isn't a cure for IBS. Not to mention adding liver and whatever other problems to the mix.

>>280668

Thank god we are in Australia and thank god i am in Queensland.

morning neetos im actually functional today….

> had decent lamb roast last night and didnt over indulge

> only drank half goon sack didnt overindulge

> didnt smoke any ciggies or spliff

> got comfy and got good sleep.

Yah… time to spin up the brevile juicer and make some apple kale ginger carrot and pinaple juice…

THIS NEET IS FUNCTIONAL for the first time in months

Just did a huge poo.

>>280671

>> only drank half goon sack didnt overindulge

Woah, are you a mormon or something?

>>280642

Cheers mate, I hope so too.

>>280675

Good morning.

Yes, I struggled to get out of last night's freshly made bed.

>>280675

Where should I buy blankets?

>>280647

ty

>>280677

Cheap as chips.

>>280638

I'm sorry to hear that mate.

>>280676

Morning

>>280677

Big W.

>>280650

You should've said something earlier.

>>280685

>>280684

>tfw no quebecois gf

>>280651

I'll probably get one if we get through this audit.

The most recent thing has been inputting all the invoices from the last few years which the last boss didn't do at all. I've put over a thousand in in the last couple days.

I'm sure I've got a touch of ASD. If you've ever done invoicing, it's repetitive and you need to maintain a high level of attention to detail with dates and inv no's.

I kind of enjoyed it.

>>280653

You should see a shrink mate.

>>280661

YOu need to have a detox, your tolerance is way too high.

It is pointless trying to tell him anything.

>>280664

Maybe, I don't think so though.

He did the word=word filter though.

>>280691

>He did the word=word filter though

So he still has admin access?

MONK

Are you going to go to your exam? You might surprise yourself?

>>280638

Sorry to hear that mate. Life can be very unfair.

>>280690

Nah man, he's been appreciative of nice things said a few times and resisted his urges of fury against the geriatrics.

He's not all bad.

>>280692

Nah, I said that if anyone doesn't like a word filter they can do that and I will delete them.

>>280694

Cheers. Hopefully he makes it.

>>280696

I liked the wanked poo filter but it had its day and I'm glad it is gone.

serf

>>280667

You fucking champion. Good work mate.

waging

>>280698

I think most of them are like that.

serfwankedpoo

>>280667

Well done m8.

>>280700

Thanks mate. For a couple of years now the neetgens have kept me going.

>>280671

>apple kale ginger carrot and pinaple juice…

You're probably the weirdest person here.

>>280671

Good luck.

>>280705

Sorry I get on your back about getting your shit together but I genuinely want you to.

>>280680

ty

>>280675

Good morning my friend. The awful effects of yesterday's KFC binge protected me from the morning cold. I was sweating.

43 minutes behind schedule.

Cold weather makes me not want to do anything except be comfy.

Better go have a shower and a shave.

>>280711

Hey baby.

Your KFC addiction is worse than the seroquel abusers.

>>280713

In Australia, the man standing in front of the tank would be called the communist.

>>280715

Maybe he is deaf like Ebba Akerlund

>>280695

Are you talking about the NEET who watched an elderly woman have a life threatening accident right in front of him and was left completely unmoved?

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Monk get a new gf and start the cycle again.

>>280715

i thought he would be called chinese

>>280708

I know, I've a long way. I study now for uni so I'm prepared for tests and exams although my discipline is a bit lacking when it comes to essays. I've been lifting for a few months now and I already look and feel stronger. I'm much more confident in talking to people and have stopped watching porn. I haven't stopped drinking but I've stopped getting drunk.

>>280720

There isn't a difference

>>280695

Why are you replying to me with a comment about me? In turn creating confusion for this person: >>280717

>>280721

>I haven't stopped drinking but I've stopped getting drunk.

12 beers and a bottle of wine isn't normal consumption. You have just pushed your tolerance up so far you don't notice it.

>>280724

That wasn't me. I haven't touched goon since 2018 and won't have more than a longneck in a night.

>>280723

The boomer neets are easily confused by the internet.

>>280719

Monk needs an stern, assertive hohol gf.

>>280721

>I've a long way

I still can't type though.

>>280726

People need to start using their flags. This is very confusing this mornbing.

>>280708

I think you might be having more NEET lore problems. I don't think monk is doing much uni work right now.

>>280729

>mornbing

Cold fingers are really doing a number on the neets.

>>280730

I'm >>280705

And I'm not monk. Monk isn't the neet that did the essay.

Monk does have an exam though so make sure you encourage him.

>>280732

>Monk isn't the neet that did the essay.

That is another NEET again.

All Monk did last night is drink and lament.

Monk make sure you wash and shave the area for your next exam.

>>280734

>That is another NEET again.

Yeah, it's me. Some of you have nagged me into getting my shit together though. As I mentioned here >>280721

That is why I thought you were talking about me.

>>280736

You have done well mate, no matter who you are.

20mg of ritalin and 10mg of dexamphetamine down the hatch

gonna piss down with rain today neetos

Fossiled wank

Off to work

I think I will make a start on demolishing that fence today. I am going to have to dig out the concreted-in posts. I might leave that part for another day.

>>280741

Good luck.

Who pays for porn? Is it boomers?

>>280744

Be sure to clean up thoroughly or you will attract ants.

>>280721

Awesome stuff mate. You're doing very well.

>>280745

We all pay a price for porn. Not always money.

>>280738

>>280740

>>280741

i would honestly serf if i were prescribed that…. but they wont so fuck em…have a productive day

I have to see an eye specialist this morning.

>>280748

Yeah I know. Jews wouldn't give it out for free otherwise. What I mean is, who spends money on it? Is it mostly boomers?

>>280750

Too much wanking will send you blind neet. I have to dictate all my shitposts to a DSP carer now.

>>280730

Please stop, I don't know where I am.

>>280750

Good luck. What is the problem?

>>280746

there are many times i have left the juicer sit for a few days and its a rancid clean up job… dont worry im on to it… ontop of all the other cleaning up after my fucking lazy ass roomates

> spend 2 hours cleaning kitchen

> sink sparkling clean

> roomate drops a peanut butter covered knife into the fresh sink and walks off

i almost fucking decked him

>>280756

Two problems with one eye.

Eyelashes growing toward the eye causing irritation.

I also had an infected gland a while back in the eyelid. There is now a hard lump there.

Knowing my luck they'll look into my eye and tell me I have a brain tumor or something.

>>280742

Good luck today, this is what all the squats have been leading up to.

>>280760

relax man its https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milium_(dermatology) and they are totally benign.. you can often get rid of them with a heat pack

Do you high bar or low bar squat?

>>280762

It's not those. It's inside the eye lid meat and about the size of a pea.

>>280760

We will have a neet party in your memory

>>280764

Low bar. Use your traps.

>>280767

Low bar was sort of confusing me with regards to the barbells position and the back angle. I switched to high bar which I've found easier. I still don't quite understand how to use my traps though to form the 'shelf'. I can tense my traps by pulling my shoulders down but I don't understand how I'm supposed to do it with the barbell on my shoulders.

>>280768

You need to practice with a NEET to get pure form.

>>280765

its still just a It is a keratin-filled cyst … but if its a biggy then yeah that could be uncomfortable

>>280768

If you're just starting out, just do whatever works. It doesn't matter that much.

>>280769

I go to my uni gym. There is a personal trainer there that is into powerlifting so I might book a session with him just to get form sorted.

>>280770

I am surprised you haven't told him to just pour bleach on it.

>>280773

and eat a packet of neurofen

>>280772

Good idea mate.

>>280772

I meant with one on your shoulders.

>>280774

and a coffee enema

>>280778

enjoy your day serfneet

>>280778

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get home.

Off to uni neets. Got to my oral presentation. Not looking forward to it.

>>280781

Good luck. Everything will go better than expected.

>>280781

Have fun neeto

>>280781

> Got to my oral presentation.

terrible choice of wording absolutely vile

Omw back from Gold Coast to Sydney. Airport full of non whites and I have stains on my clothes

>>280786

Good thing my neet lifestyle choices will likely end my existence around then anyway. Healthy people BTFO

>>280788

are the stains non white?

>>280790

The stains are as red as a non whites blood

>>280789

yep KFC neet is truly enlightened

>>280788

fly out of Coolongatta ? i used to work there

>>280791

cryptic i was think more towards wank stains

>>280662

tell her to lay off the weed

>>280794

>>280795

ayyy show us your undies and go for the semen blood and stool trifecta ! rough night ?

yeah when i go to the goldy i either find a deserted part of beach out on the spit or if i want to hang around nice white people i just go to the beach at miami or burleigh heads and avoid the rest

>>280796

more like the bath salts / Reseach chemicals / phycs…. fuck this drug war has lead to people taking some really shitty drugs…. need to go back to 30's and just prescribe morphine and cocaine FFS

Another day on earth bros

>>280799

tfw will never leave earth

>>280800

we could all enter cryosleep for 500 years then establish the commune off planet.

>>280799

>>280800

earth or "Terra" is pretty darn good why do you think all the ayylmao keep comming here ?

>>280802

aboriginal anal

>>280804

the neet gulag awaits

Wish it was july 1st bros

Back from the opthamologist.

First I had to go in a room with a asian girl who was a little bit cute. She gave me an eye test and shot a laser thingo in my eyes.

Then I had to see the middle-aged poojeeta I had been referred to.

She made me stick my headf in a thingo and basically confirmed everything I already knew and then she referred me to an ocular plastic surgeon.

I need to get surgery to excise the lump thingo and change the angle of my eyelashes.

She also knew I had sleep apnoea and said to stop being a fat cunt.

Then I got a toasted ham sandiwch and a chocolate doughnut and a coffee from a cafe across the road.

Then I got the bus home and went to BWS and got some alcohol.

Then I got some bbq shapes and some dinner rolls to go with tonight's roast beef.

>>280807

also I won a $75 gift card from some home lottery thingo. That was in the letterbox when I got home.

>>280693

Its tomorrow morning

I don' know how I'll wake up for it, I don't even have any clean clothes to wear plus my car battery is flat so I'll have to get an uber which be fucking dear at 8 in the morning

I'll probably fail anyway

dehydrated elbows

I successfully demolished the fence. I will need to spend another day cleaning up the vegetation and preparing the ground for the new one. There are a couple of concreted-in posts that I will have to try to dig out.

My exercise regimen has paid off. I no longer feel the fatigue and soreness that used to come from even mild physical activity. I even did my lifts this morning before setting about the fence. I dropped a five kilogram weight on my ankle which hurt a bit.

>>280813

How much are you lifting these days?

I gave the neighbour my $400 share of the fence costs. He wrote me a little receipt. I told him it wasn't necessary. He is a nice guy. He is a bit of a hippie. We talked about the possums, he is very fond of them. He was sad because he has found a couple of dead ones in his yard recently.

he comes back and only replies to the same guy he also emails

>>280815

I hide from my neighbours, think i have seen them about 12 times in the 3 years they have been there and said hi about 3 times

>>280817

I am the same. I am looking forward to this new fence going up so I will not have to interact with the guy again. He is a nice guy but it is still stressful and awkward for me.

A NEET is not entitled to any (you)s, he has to prove himself worthy of them.

>>280655

In life you need to make your own answers, and then get shot down by people who dont need any

The garlic bread cravings are starting.

>>280821

2 or 3 won't hurt

I am trying to keep in mind how vile the KFC binge made me feel. Trying to use the memory to resist the garlic bread's siren song. But the memories fade and all I can see in my mind's eye is buttery garlic bread.

Send help.

>>280819

we need (You) communism

Howdy NEEToes, how goes it?

>>280824

A cruel and tormenting post.

>>280824

Just look at it there. Designed by God to be pure temptation. I am going to stay strong and resist.

It won't hurt to check a few websites to see if there are any deals for it though…

>>280826

Hello Shire. It is going pretty good thank you. How are you?

>>280823

Get your act together pig