/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>279673

>we're good enough for you NEETs.

<Unlikely

BALRANALD

SA IS BEST A

GOOK HILL

Shit frog tbh, shit edition too.

>>279680

Cunty road

Take me home

To da place

I adore

FREE SETTLERS = BEST SETTLERS

WEST MERIMBULA

RAPE LANE

>>279689

wanked poo, wanked poo

>>279683

I look forward to the coming thread creation wars

spanked poo

wanked pooaholics

Woodwanked pooers

wanked poostation

wanked pooman

Footwanked poo

Autowanked poo

wanked pooplace

wanked poosafe

Patchwanked poo

Firewanked poo

wanked pooshop

wanked pooweek

Artwanked poo

Ironwanked poos

wanked pooer

>>279685

Its too late now. One was due Sunday night, I have an exam Thursday and I'll fail the 3rd one for sure

Its not nice to feel like a complete fuckup all day every day man

>>261058

Is this the earliest wanked poo post?

>>279699

Can you drop the chink one then and focus on your exam?

wanked poo for the dole

>>279697

>wanked pooaholics

All of /ausneets/

I'm a hard wanked pooer

Sex wanked pooer

A nasty piece of wanked poo

Underaged wanked pooer.

All wanked poo and no play makes Jack a dull boy

sex wanked poo is real wanked poo

a good day’s wanked poo

keep up the good wanked poo

wanked poo of art

wanked poo of fiction

make short wanked poo of something

wanked pooed my fingers to the bone

wanked poo like a dog

wanked pooing for peanuts

back breaking wanked poo

dirty wanked poo

humanitarian wanked poo

wanked poo ethic

fair wanked poo australia

>>279710

>wanked poo like a dog

Filthy white dogs unna

>>279701

Chink ones already failed

I have watched maybe 1 minute of a semesters worth of lectures for this exam subject

My whole life is just so fucked man, this is beyond comprehension, I have literally no one to talk to or ask for help. I'm about to admit defeat on adult life and see if I can move back in with my Mum and try to fix my life before I genuinely drive into an oncoming road train on my teary commute home from wanked poo.

I thought I had seen some shit but this is like real life stress I'm in, I'm almost vomiting just pacing around my living room thinking about crisis accommodation and homelessness in winter

Faaark bros

wanked pooer's compensation

a fair day's wanked poo for a fair day's pay

communist wanked pooers party

wanked pooed to death

wanked pooing dog

wanked poosite

blue collar wanked pooer

>>279713

Give her a call monk

Good evening NEETs.

>>279716

Night neet, I'm going to have a nap and then keep wanked pooing on my essay. It's 2000 words and I'm only half way there. Due on Thursday.

>>279505

Have you got it done yet?

>>279516

Wrong size.

>>279716

Good evening NEET

>>279717

I just got home, I was saying hello, not good night.

I have a head ache though so I may have a nap after a feed too though.

Good luck on your essay, the sooner you get it done, the sooner you can get back to nothing.

>>279537

I don't know what that is but I remember it posted with goon.

>>279568

You should give it up and go after a nurse hapa.

>>279673

First choice doesn't have the meme value that we all appreciate.

>>279578

He is, he also lives in a fancy area where you can walk outside at night.

>>279581

Heh

I have lost my phone in my apartment somewhere

>>279695

New Gen's should be created at 730-740 then linked at 745-750, 751 being a bum rash.

>>279582

Rainbow serpent came and made water holes.

>>279606

Fucking hell man, delete that shit.

>>279725

Turn around, it's next to that little table.

>>279725

Want me to call it?

>>279614

>probably,maybe

hmm

>>279616

Go see a shrink.

>>279719

How are you today?

>>279619

And to think, many of us genuinely expected you to end up living under a piece of corrugated iron on the sniff.

You're doing really well man.

>>279631

oh

>>279639

ah

>>279720

That's a pretty nifty one, i like that one.

>>279646

He is a wild man.

>>279659

We knew that all along.

>>279664

I made a very high quality one last night and I didn't get any recognition for it.

>>279665

>weighted blanket

Do you have the tism?

Their used for sensory shit with kids with it.

>>279713

>no one to talk to or ask for help

You ask and talk to us. That isn't the issue.

The issue is that you don't listen

>>279738

>chisolm

tafe tier

>>279726

Good idea mate

>>279738

Fuck yuppies

>>279742

Science and art as one.

Fandangled kids and their hip hop and rollerblades.

>>279743

That's exactly what I want to do. I fucking despise them but I still want to fuck them.

>>279739

Check their kidneys for spots.

>>279612

I've taken 10mg of dexamphetamine today to no effect. Also had 40mg of methylphenidate today so that might be interfering with it

Aldi kiev's have gone to pot.

>>279750

I love Kievs.

…the sisters are traveling with their mother, Kunapipi, all of whom know ancient secrets, and the Serpent is merely angered by their presence in its area. The Rainbow Serpent then traces the scent back to the sisters sleeping in their hut, a metaphor for the uterus. The Rainbow Serpent enters, a symbolic representation of a snake entering a hole, and eats them and their children. However, the Rainbow Serpent regurgitates them after being bitten by an ant, and this act creates Arnhem Land. Now, the Serpent speaks in their voices and teaches sacred rituals to the people living there.

>>279751

Aldi ones were good and cheap but I can't be stuffed eating the rest of these.

>>279747

>IKTF

>>279748

Yeah true.

>>279755

I miss my childhood.

Minus the greek bit.

>>279756

Lol what, are you a wog?

What was the name of the helicopter with a baseball hat, It sort of looked like Thomas the tank engine.

>>279757

We are a multicultural board, free of hate.

>>279759

THIS BOARD IS FOR UNNA ONLY

DAY OF THE SPEAR SOON UNNA

>>>/unna/

>>279760

No one's posted there in ages.

Destructive wank

This is different than how I remember it.

>>279763

Looks horrifying.

Makes me want to cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngXHqmBdcIQ&list=PL6XyyAsxvOCiEGDcVjc2BfZyY8KhsUfDX

Putt-Putt Wanks the Zoo

>>279765

>>279762

>>279767

We love our bread.

We love our butter.

But most of all, we love each other.

>>279765

>>279768

I was thinking of this show the other day.

Way to hit me in the fucking feels..

Also, notice how majority of the characters are white..

>tfw thinking about ornamental oriental woman

>tfw thinking about oriental ex-gf who was incoincidentally ornamental to her own enjoyment

>no more boobie squeezing in the garden

>>279772

>>279762

About to message my Mum and ask her to house me and save me from homelessness

If she says no I'll probably die, weird feel

>>279774

Find a good sugar daddy who will treat you right if your mum falls through.

Going to bed early neets. Going to get up really early tomorrow and get cracking on my uni wanked poo. Night.

>>279774

You could always commit a crime and go to prison instead if you are worried about freezing to death. Time in prison could help you get your shit together psychologically, jobwise, healthwise, education etc.

>>279777

He'd have worse job prospects leaving jail.

I think wanked poo had been a good word filter today.

>>279776

Night

>>279778

He could go into the car sales industry. Or maybe wanked poo as a lollipop tradie.

>>279779

It wanked poos well.

>>279781

I can see him as lollipop tradie. Those stop-start cunts can get paid good money but the hours can break you.

>>279779

All this time I thought neets were just embracing a recent meme phrase

4 hours of wanked poo

Sending mum a message about my fucked up life

The epic music is playing bros

Yo one two one two

When I wake up in the morning

I'm feeling kind weak

What do I need? A big ol shieet

So I take a big fat dump in the pot

But that ain't all, not by a longshot

I don't even wipe, I just reach right in

Grab a big old turd, don't care if it's a sin

I caress it and I squeeze it

The way only I know how

And now I'm ready to eat

I take a bit out of that shieet

It takes so good, it makes me smile

To eat a big bowl of shit, I'd walk 500 miles

You can call it gross you can call it sick

But I'll be eating turds and rubbing it all over my dick

>>279783

>but the hours can break you.

Tell that to shiteyNEET

>tfw got 3 birds texting me tonight

Is this how it feels to be a chadNEET?

Don't be a cunt mate

>>279789

You've made it now

Should we have a wordfilter for wanked dog?

>>279792

Could we change white dog to wanked dog?

I think I deserve a wank after a hard day's wanked poo

>>279797

Dirty glass you boong.

>>279797

Happy birthday?

Told Mum I couldn't pay the rent

She said "are you warm?"

I said no

She hasnt replied

>>279800

Hopefully she sends you a nice bedfellow

Time for a wank to Poojeeta porn

>>279786

Rock bottom isn't that bad, once you accept it its pretty easy to climb out of

>>279797

Merry Christmas

>>279800

She's wondering whether to tell you to have a wank

>>279798

Got my lips all over it.

>>279799

>>279804

Thanks.

>>279806

>Imagine the smell

Might be time for a paid Asiatic service if you know what I mean

Looking at some seriously yummy, rapeable bitches on offer online

>>279814

I see NK is looking at the goon clock

Fuck bros a bottle of vodka lasted me like 4 hours

>>279816

You're a slow drinker

>>279816

Better rummage through the goon closet.

>The next Call of Duty game is called Modern Warfare

<Not Modern Warfare 4 and its not a remake but its a fucking reboot with the same name for no fucking reason

video games are dumb

Looking forward to wanked poo tomorrow

>>279821

>tfw impressed

Extreme penis poo

Late night pre-lecture cram session wank

Cashew nuts

Caramel ice cream

Fried chicken

Too busy today to wanked poo out a wank

Night Night NEETs.

>>279830

GOOD NIGHT

Supernatural wank

Early unna

>>279778

His job prospects now aren't that bad, he gets jobs easily enough.

Good morning, my lovely little piccaninnies!

>>279837

Morning

>>279795

heh

>>279797

Happy birthday for yesterday.

>>279811

Get honey soy or lemongrass duck.

13 days of not wanking

13 seconds of no wanking

>artificially conceived genetically manipulated children

https://www.dw.com/en/crispr-cas9-babies-likely-to-die-earlier-berkeley-study-says/a-49025884

I was thinking the other day NOOTs

>>279846

What were you thinking about the other day NOOT

>>279846

There are lots of small country towns that have motels that don’t see much use.

We could turn one into the NEET compound, and there would still be rooms spare to let out to the occasional trucker. That could provide extra money for goon and hookers.

>>279848

We could have seasonal commune shelters and move from one to the other.

>>279837

>>279838

>>279839

Good morning

>>279850

You haven’t been doing all my wanks while I’ve been on leave, Shitey. My balls are engorged.

>>279850

Morning

It's nearly time for a dexamfetamine

>>279854

ph

>>279856

Could probably wank to that at this stage of nofap

>>279857

The row of pepe's 4 rows down have no mouths.

Wank to that.

Finished my wank

>>279859

Now do mine

Parliament can’t be recalled before July 1, and ScoMo knew this, meaning he lied about the tax cuts he promised.

>>279862

He lied about the wanked poo figures too

>>279862

are you surprised that a politician lied?

another day another goon bag

i keep waiting to hit rock bottom but im still falling

>>279861

Have a good day

Off to uni neets, got some lab wanked poo which I fucking hate.

imma boong unna

Why are there signs on the train tracks saying"EMU DO NOT PROCEED PAST THIS POINT"?

Can we get a NEET = NOOT filter?

10mg isn't enough

>>279867

Make sure you don't lose it, I hide my bottle under my bed in case the house gets broken into

>>279871

no, why would you want that

Morning wank

>>279875

it's too cold to wank

>>279871

future neet historians would be horrified

/auswanks/

NOOT BOOSIES!1!

First poo of the day

>just found out cousin marriage is legal in this country

when did you realise your parents fucked your life up by not setting you up with that one hot cousin you always wanted to plow?

>>279881

hmmmm

Real Estate got back to me, she agreed to fix the drain but claims there's no mould and Didint even mention fixing the toilet or cleaning the house properly. The mould I photographed on the window frame is "rust" and hasn't been getting worse over time she claims even thou none of that is mentioned on her property condition report (it's mentioned on mine thou)

My lungs and airways feel like shit from cleaning the kitchen yesterday so I'm going to the gp to explain the situation, I'll do some more reading on the matter and gather more evidence…

>>279883

>The mould I photographed on the window frame is "rust"

Sounds like bullshit, gotta be careful around mould too, that shit will fuck you up.

>>279881

argieneet will be jumping on the first asylum boat he sees

>>279883

Window frames are aluminium. They don’t rust

wanked poo inbound

>>279887

Get a cute nurse gf already jesus

Volunteered today for 4 hours and 15 mins

20mg of ritalin down the hatch

>>279890

You're taking both ritalin and dexamphetamine?

Wankruptcy imminent.

Psychedelic toad down the hatch

neetdom is a hard job sometimes

I wish I had friends or family to talk to bros

This kind of loneliness is so shit

>>279895

What would you talk to them about?

>>279895

>iktf

>>279897

Wanked poos and dan

The bloke next door is teaching his daughter to play the flute while having a barbie

I'm in my dark neet cave drinking vodka

That feel

Tormented wank

Tormented life

>>279884

I stayed in a squat a week ago infested with mold and 2 days after i left that place i got sick. Seems likely it was the cause.

Wank tormentor

NEETGEN CLAN AINT NUTTIN TA FUCK WIT

UNNA BONG

What have I become

>>279911

Good wanked poo

>>279910

An escort?

>>279911

That's not a bad meal for hospital standards.

>>279916

Take a photo just of the moldy bit in the corner, all the other stuff is rust

Back in Radelaide

>>279918

Big poo shitadelaide

>>279918

I'd say it would be a good feel to be back home

>>279920

Indeed. Bought a bottle of plonk in Renmark and have a woolies cheesecake thawing out.

>>279921

Any ornamentals planned over the coming days?

>>279922

I’m not sure I understand you?

>>279841

Thanks.

12 degrees today in Shitbourne, was going to go to the psych but got the time confused and had to resceduel the appointment until next week, might go for a walk and/or to the gym instead.

>>279924

Maybe instead of wanking tonight I’ll wait until Mummybot is back on the coast and then empty my nuts in one. That’s assuming I can find one as nice.

>>279866

Hope you had a nice day wanked pooing too.

>>279867

Oh, I thought they were spelt amphetamine.

>>279926

anyway m8 hope you enjoyed the trip

HJ's messed up my order, I asked for an extra large chips and they gave me that and a whopper. They made me pay for the mess up today though unlike the last two times.

When I got to the window the girl was saying 'sorry about the wait' and I thought she was saying it to me and started telling her how there wasn't one and then she got all funny because she was talking on the headset and couldn't hear what they were saying. She gave me a funny look.

>>279871

I think that's a little too far.

>>279873

He should stick them all up his bum.

>>279881

>you always wanted to plow?

You're a worry.

>>279930

She should have fucken taken your order correctly first time and she wouldn't have had a problem.

>>279930

Shouldn't have paid for the burger ya drongo, fuck those dumb slags who dont know paying by NFC is a thing

Should have raped her

>>279883

Fuck 'em up man.

How long were you a real estate guy for?

That experience is really paying off.

>>279934

She didn't really, or not about that. It was just me yelling out my window at her.

The next bitch that gave me the burger was a bit of a mole though. I did not appreciate the way she asked if I wanted a straw with my iced coffee.

>>279935

What's a NFC?

It was another farmhouse whopper so maybe she just knew I was hungry.

I've eaten both of them now.

>>279936

I have a feeling that the days of ol' rapey are all over.

You have grown in to a fine young gentleman.

I was thinking about it the other day.

You've really begun to shine since posso doesn't post here anymore.

Things that make you go hmm.

>>279902

Buy your own fucking flute. ffs

>>279940

He should buy a violin and have a screech off with the flute whore

>>279939

white cunts brought rabbits here

white cunts let them breed rabidly

white cunts poisoned them so now their all mangey

white cunts then didn't poison them enough so none died

white cunts then let them fucking loose again

fucking white cunts.

>tfw lose your mints for 60 seconds

Do you guys get phlegmy after a big food?

I get really thick goobers and sound like I have a thick bong cough.

>>279941

Done right, that could sound cool.

The violin on all the off beats.

>>279944

Yes but only when i eat shit junk food.

>>279911

nice

>>279946

That is all I eat.

Did you guys see the Adelaide guy in the news the other day who chased off a home invader with his didgeridoo?

>>279920

Sometimes this old farm feels like a long lost friend…

Sing it with me Webby.

>>279938

Should have called her a mole as you drove off. She probably heard your conversation with the other bitch, they have headsets that speak that can use to speak to each other and they hear the speaker where you first order from what I have been told.

>>279949

I did not, I was running the other way.

>>279938

>>279951

People who keep fucking up orders and meals annoys me.

>>279950

Yes, 'n, hey it's good to be back home again

>>279951

They both had upturned noses and were about 17.

Where are all the newfriends that make non neet gen threads coming from?

>>279939

white cunt proof fence when

>>279949

I saw it, was pretty fucking funny.

>>279953

The last few times it's been in my favour.

>>279954

It's good to have you back.

>>279955

Rape time

>>279957

Based

>>279895

talk to yourself

>>279964

I do, in Chinese

>>279962

Thank you. You are very kind.

>>279958

Fuck, imagine him at 52

>>279965

Chinks are buying our real life shitpost space too now?

>>279966

Hope the old cunts didn't piss you off too much and all in all it was a good trip.

The photos were good, even if we didn't get one of Croikey wank.

>>279959

heh, what a dude

>>279961

If you complain online they'll probably give you a free replacement meal. I did once when some bitch changed her order at the last menu and tried to pay with a voucher before getting a refund and leaving. My order got stone cold by the time the bitch finished.

>>279971

*last order window

>>279956

Cheers for letting me know, that dingus used the wank poo filter.

>>279973

I meant to report them too but got distracted

>>279956

Also, because the catalogue is full, each one they post kills a Gen that we'll never be able to look at again.

>>279974

Nah, that's cool. I don't check that unless someone posts about it here anyway.

>>279975

Rude!

>>279975

this is just like the white fella tourists trampling on uluru

>>279971

Can you redeem your free meal at any HJ's/etc?

I don't think I could go back to the same one after doing that.

>>279969

I'll be glad not to see most of them again. A few were cool and I'd be happy to have a meal with them.

I think next year I'll take a couple of short overseas trips.

>>279981

vile

>>279981

Allowing you to live away from your mother was a terrible mistake

>>279981

This is why Possum no longer comes here

>>279981

Rancid

>>279980

It'd be a lot cheaper. Had you been to the places you went this trip?

I wouldn't mind doing the same sort of trip you went on but I'd have to drive, being on a bus with cunts and not being able to stop or go when I wanted would piss me off.

When I was a kid I used to catch buses lots, I've been about 10,000km's on greyhound's. Sounds like a blues song.

>>279981

I thought we had progressed.

>>279986

No, I hadn't visited any of the towns I went to on this trip, apart from Renmark and Brisbane city.

Not sure about OS being cheaper. Return flights to European countries would cost a couple of grand surely?

>>279979

Not for me, it have to be at the same place and I had to give my name when I was ordering it to get the meal.

Jesus Christ

>>279986

> I've been about 10,000km's on greyhound's.

You've probably done more than that. This trip we did 4900km.

>>279981

kek

>>279989

I knew it wasn't him.

Your poo is too high quality.

>>279989

surely there cannot be two

>>279994

I wonder if he rolled it in glitter to play with later?

>>279992

Nah, I didn't go on that many and most of the trips were about 300km.

I went a few times to and from Coober Pedy to Adelaide and a few times to Hay.

>>279989

Possum you boong

wanked poo

wanked poo and wanked poo

>>279995

There can only be one boong wizard

>>279999

>>280000

wanked poo digits of truth

>>280002

Inspired by >>279981

>>279999

>>280000

No picture for that

>>279998

Can you imagine.

>>279998

>>279995

>>279994

No one can match my degeneracy

>>280005

Oh I can imagine

Now this is shit posting

>>279937

I did inspections for tax depreciation for a year, it's not that well related to leasing but you know how to note things down of importance and what can be used officially and what can't. The tenancy agreement is vanilla but it has a lot of grey areas with different interpretations

wanked poo wanked poo what ya gonna do.

what ya gonna do when NK cums on you?

Active shooter in Darwin

Poo with no paper for next time😈

>>279917

Even thou its rust/wood decay its still a good indicator of moisture getting through the cracks around the window frames.

I got back from the doctor with a certificate but I just realised I told her to put my mums address down instead of the rental (I was tired as fuck and not concentrating) , gonna have to go back tomorrow….

>>280012

>Active shooter

This stupid phrase needs to die. It is totally meaningless.

>>280012

Sounds like some dude just wanted to kill his ex

>>280017

Why aren't the media asking why cops are now wearing combat fatigues?

>>280018

Are they TRG?

>>280019

They would be (or whatever name the NT uses), but why cammo?

>>280010

>for a year

Geez, I didn't realise it was for that long.

>>280020

Because there is lots of bush around darwin? I think main issue would be the assault rifles.

>>280022

Cops are supposed to be identifiable as such at all times.

>>280023

Who cares, they could be army.

>>280024

Yeah, right, who cares. Just let anybody run around in fatigues shooting and stomping people.

>>280022

Woomera in the long grass.

The bum rash is returning.

>>280027

What positive news!

>>280025

They where there for a reason. What are you so angry about?

>>280029

>What are you so angry about?

That there is no longer any distinction between police and the fucking military?

>>280027

Do we know the cause this time?

>>280030

This isnt America you dumb cunt

>>280033

>>280017

>>280034

You're not guaranteed any certain response.

You don't even have the 'right' of free speech in this country

Get learnt

>>280035

Read section 119 of the Constitution and section 51 of the Defence Act.

It's also learned, learnt is a stupid Americanism.

>>279981

>>279787

Alrighty neets, essay is ticking along well. It is due on Thursday morning. I've got all my sources done, points wanked pooed etc. It is just a matter of playing with the wording until it sounds more academic and then putting the references in. If I wanked poo like a dog I'll get it done in time which is good. Thanks to those that helped.

>>280038

I've got an exam on Thursday

Not sure I'll go

>>280039

Come on Monk, is this the cloud computing bullshit you haven't watched the lectures for?

I suppose you could go talk to a GP and get a sick certificate for depression? That would force the uni to postpone the exam if you feel you are up to it.

>>280039

i got an exam tomorrow.

im definitely going.

>>280042

Please be nice to Monk mate, he is going through a tough time.

Thinking of putting up some edgy (by leftist standards) posters. Maybe the IOTBW ones. Any suggestions? One of those communism kills posters might be the way to go.

>>280040

Yeah

>>280041

With the way his shits fucked up he could get straight onto DSP

5 hours of wanked poo

Having my daily meal

2 slices of toast with butter

>>280044

Dont think anyone would give a shit about anything communist related.

>>280031

I am not sure, maybe it's the underwear.

>>280044

Don't be a hippy.

Your opinions mean nothing and no one wants to hear them.

>>280048

Lavish.

>>280044

Do some tony abott abo rape posters

>Before wanked poo absolutely tear apart my fucking house trying to find wallet

>Come home and find it in a box right near the door

I'm a fucking retard and a fucking genius all at the same fucking time

>>280044

I will make a DAY OF THE SPEAR, KILL THE WHITE AND ASIAN CUNTS, SOVEREIGNTY NOW poster if you want

Time for that wank

>>280061

Yell very loudly that you will give a goonbag to any abo that will fuck you, while running around Mirabook

Jacquie Lambie wants unemployed youth to do military service before they get the dole

Share if you agree

>>280064

wow what a hot bahabi

>>280055

Please do

Having a hawaiin pizza

>>280063

Jokes on her, I'm not physically fit enough to join the millitary

I'm so full I'm sweating

>>280063

i'm too mentally ill to do military service

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus_Sol_Invictus

>Someone actually called themselves this

My sides are a plunder

>>280063

I agree, you pay no wank tax in the army and after training its easy wanked poo