NEET General #370 - Rectum Removal Edition NEET 06/05/19 (Wed) 09:27:01 No. 280438 [View All]
Use it or lose it, neets
no more poo pics please you fucking degenerate
OLD >>279673
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 13:25:10 No. 281142
>>281141
>I also did something that weould probs get me banned from the neet commune
Is it in violation of any Commonwealth or State/Territory laws?
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 13:26:25 No. 281143
>>281141
You should try and go without booze for a week or so.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 13:29:54 No. 281144
>>281139
all authors are faggots
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 13:48:51 No. 281145
With how my bench press is progressing, soon I'll be the one raping NK.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 13:55:26 No. 281146
>>281139
>>281140
Nah brah we're steezy as cunt
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 13:55:46 No. 281147
>>281145
It's takes more than muscle to rape
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 14:04:14 No. 281148
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 14:19:23 No. 281149
>>281148
Monk, stop drinking you boong.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 14:28:05 No. 281150
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 14:34:56 No. 281151
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 14:35:36 No. 281152
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 14:57:09 No. 281153
Going for a wank, sleep and then serf. Night Night NEETs.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 15:17:44 No. 281154
>>281142
no but it would illegal in islam
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 16:21:05 No. 281155
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 16:22:06 No. 281156
Better catch some zzz's.
Planning a date with a bird tomorrow.
Good night fellas.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 16:34:41 No. 281157
I LOVE YOU BABY
AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIGHT
I NEED YOU BABY
TO WARM THE LONELY NIGHTS
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 18:14:14 No. 281158
how do i increase smegma production, NEETs? it's been a week since i've taken a shower and i've only gotten moderately smelly
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 19:59:01 No. 281159
Good morning NEETs. I have to take the car to be serviced this morning. Feeling nervous about the whole thing. I still can't park properly. I haven't had it serviced once since I bought it over two years ago. I hope I haven't fucked it too badly.
I may have gone even longer without a service if one of the brake lights hadn't stopped working. I have been feeling really nervous driving with just one.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:03:16 No. 281160
20mg of ritalin and 10mg of dexamphetamine down the hatch
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:10:04 No. 281161
Good morning fellow deadshits and fuckups
16th stubbie down the hatch
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:16:21 No. 281162
>>281161
You need to stop being so harsh on yourself.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:17:53 No. 281163
200 kg of cocaine up the bum
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:22:01 No. 281164
Massive wank out the huge cock
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:24:31 No. 281165
>>281159
You're worse than Monk.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:32:46 No. 281166
>>281159
Really running out of sympathy for some of your behaviour. You have been whining about your driving phobia for years. Not once have you mentioned anything about making an effort to drive more and practice parking to get on top of it. I'm sure cooping yourself up in the house has done wonders. Pathetic.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:34:42 No. 281167
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:34:54 No. 281168
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:38:43 No. 281169
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:40:31 No. 281170
one of those geriatrics that was coughing and spluttering on the last day of the trip has given me something
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:55:10 No. 281171
>>281170
> given me something
The Anal HPV claims yet another NEET
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:02:47 No. 281172
>tfw you've been up since 2:30 and it's looking unlikely you'll sleep
Time for a cuppa I think
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:08:17 No. 281174
>>281159
Well you've taken the first step by booking it, all you have to do is drop it off and hand over the keys to a service adviser, they will ring you when it's finished or if they find any major problems.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:10:15 No. 281175
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:10:43 No. 281176
>>281175
You said that hours ago.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:11:46 No. 281177
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:12:04 No. 281178
>>281176
All beers are number 16 to the true boong
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:13:16 No. 281179
Maybe I should have a whisky instead of a cuppa
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:20:37 No. 281180
Might be time for that morning wank
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:21:24 No. 281181
>>281180
I was gonna but the cats in my seat that I like to wank in
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:27:22 No. 281183
I did a new thread
and I remembered OLD for the first time ever
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:28:00 No. 281184
She felt it appropriate to post a pic of all the kids combined on instagram
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:52:52 No. 281185
>>281132
That does sound nice.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:53:43 No. 281186
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:54:51 No. 281187
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:58:30 No. 281188
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 22:05:21 No. 281190
>>281136
That was good morning material, gets me in the right headspace to serf.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 22:06:41 No. 281191
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 22:07:18 No. 281192
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 22:08:49 No. 281194
>>281159
With the amount you drive, it should be fine.
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NEET 06/06/19 (Thu) 22:09:03 No. 281195
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