/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

WESTERN AUSTRALIA BEST AUSTRALIA

Finished my noodles

Going to have a wank, then clean my apartment

>>282699

The ones left out overnight?

>>282701

Yeah

Vacuumed for the first time in six months yesterday.

>>282680

Keep your feet off the seats you boong.

Going to have a wank, then clean my apartment

>>282704

Good pepe.

wanked possum

roommates family are around.

>>282683

All those dead bodies.. but all those delicious samosas.

>>282709

is this the inconsiderate female roommate?

I broke Motherbot’s step ladder. Oh the shame!

>>282712

Give us a review of their Steak and Mushroom Pie and their Vanilla Slice.

>>282705

No they were clean socks and just the tip of my ankle on a 1 trip I needed comfy

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wcXotTYOJY

>>282719

This was a two step ladder. Obviously 90kg means 90kg and not 135.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qhZZMuHyCQ

Finished my wank

>>282720

Second trip to Bunnings. Just having a long neck of Coopers extra stout first.

>>282720

Should've put another ladder on top of the first one, then it could handle 180.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fsCEfBZprr

>>282708

Complex feel

>>282724

BrainyNEET

Pissed myself listening to that order

No salt? You really are wild

>>282716

>>282721

>>282725

What an adventure.

>>282728

I'm eating healthy.

Do you have a fucking dog Weber?

>>282729

I braved the wild to hunt.

>>282723

Don't forget to bulk up on snags before you go into bunnings. Those places are huge, lots of walking.

It's just not the same as the short video clips.

>>282731

I think he has a fucking cat.

>>282734

I thought about it but I don't want weirdo NEETs hunting me down.

>>282733

I had a snag on entry and exit this morning. Before the Bunnings at Munno Para moved, I would sometimes grab a couple of beers across the road at Dans and walk in there with a snag in one hang and a tinnie in the other.

>>282731

We farewelled my epileptic dog about a year ago. You may remember the thread.

>>282737

You could still do it through baby buntings.

>>282735

One of those too.

>>282738

Ah shit, I didn't realise that was you/

>>282736

>weirdo NEETs

Only to send you fan mail.

>>282742

I don't want your toe clippings wrapped in cumdies.

>>282743

What if I wrapped the cumdies in toe clippings glued to cardboard?

>>282743

The NEET Lamington

>>282739

Hunting single mothers to be

>>282741

Yes, people forget the gentler aspects of ol’ Webster

>>282748

Put that hand a bit further down for a wank

>>282747

He turned it in to yelling at me to walk my dog more.

>>282750

I never did!

>>282745

Stapled wanked poo

>>282744

If it has ribbon and not just string, I'll think about it.

>>282751

Someone did.

Boiling some Chicken Periods bros

>>282756

yuck

>>282755

I might have. But I never shout on here.

>>282758

NEVER??!!1!?

What is love?

Possum don’t hurt me

Don’t hurt me

No more

>>282759

Never!1!

>>282752

HOT!

>>282754

Tempting…

40mg of ritalin down the hatch

>>282765

The fringe benefits of working in a hospital eh?

Think im about to vomit

>>282768

what did you binge?

>>282768

Sounds like you need a wank

>>282768

Sounds like you need some boong porn to settle your stomach.

Assisted full-body wank

>tfw been feeling bad all day.

>tfw feeling flat

>>282773

I didn't even have a stomach ache and that made me feel better.

>>282767

Is 169 beats per minute safe?

>>282775

What type of doggo is he/she?

>>282776

>>282770

*RIPS MASSIVE FART!1!*

>>282778

Considering I have high blood pressure 169 is pretty much my engines redline so NO

>>282780

Does it smell good?

>>282780

vile post

>>282782

Smells like curried Chicken Period and roast turkey

>>282784

I was expecting more bums

>>282784

Well done taking it nice and slow this time.

>>282786

It's winter on the Gold Coast no one here can handle the slightest bit of cold and there is easterly blowing = NO BUM

>>282785

Is that good or bad?

My gooch is itchy bros

Wonder if monks on the piss yet

>>282790

See >>282770

>>282791

I hope not.

>>282790

give it a wash and then give it a good wipe down with metho

>>282788

:(

>>282791

It's nearly 4 in the afternoon. Any self-respecting neet would've spent the morning drinking and would now be sobering up.

>>282789

Quite picquant

>>282794

>good wipe down with metho

kek

>>282798

It’s basically what a hospital would do, except isopropyl instead of metho

>>282778

Choc Labrador

>>282780

Stop yelling!"!

>tfw euphoric

Time to clean my apartment

>>282803

Have a fedora

>>282805

nice

>>282804

Did you visit a supermarket today?

>>282808

No

>>282809

How did you have samosas if you weren’t working today? Church?

>>282810

I went to church and they were hosting a lunch for Pentecost

>>282811

49 days after Easter already

I wanna be raped by a woman

>>282813

Specifically Detective Benson from Law and Order SVU

>>282814

*doink doink*

>>282815

Detective Ice-T: that’s whack dog

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.

In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories .

bom bom

4 wanks in my cumdies

Might be time for a shower

>>282823

Might be time for another wank I reckon

>>282823

Can only change cundies after a prime number wank.. it’s in the bylaws

>>282824

I'm starting to think you're the wankruptor himself.

Weber’s penis needs inspecting at the next Council meeting. I doubt he has washed it since he went on leave.

>>282827

Fresh blue vein brie for the supper

>>282828

Hot

>>282828

Where do you think Neurofen gets his seemingly limitless supply for his pizzas?

>>282823

I hope they aren't old wanks

>>282805

Gorgeous

>>282822

protip - it's not sick if you just fap to the violence

>>282827

We will need nurse UNNA to wipe his penis down with isopropyl alcohol. Sadly, I have no pictures saved of her.

>>282835

who are the cuties?

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, went to the city last night so I was rather hungover this morning, going to go to Dan's now for some more beer.

>>282836

The doomers.

>>282827

>>282832

>>282835

>tfw not a cutie

>>282839

F R E S H

>>282838

they'd be cuter if they showered a bit more often

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/healing-crystals-and-how-to-shoplift-them

>>282844

Their fragrance is a powerful aroma.

>>282847

The conversation has since moved on from Weber’s penis.

>>282835

Shit! That is me! Except I can't get motivated to get out to buy booze and I play with the doggo sometimes.

Little known fact: Shire was the little kid from the Lubemobile advert.

>>282850

No he is not.

>>282851

Prove me wrong

>>282852

>He’s now 30, works in the army and lives in Queensland.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/flashback/where-are-they-now-kid-from-the-90s-lube-mobile-commercial/news-story/38e7790d6bb976d8855eecff3d289f02

>>282853

That’s what he wants you to think

>>282853

Why do you think he was posting army photos the other week?

>>282857

Why don’t you cook it?

>>282858

He ingests the MSG more efficiently without water.

>>282858

You need to cook them?

>>282848

the conversation moves on but the heart does not

>>282858

You're clearly a neet of low culinary sense

>>282864

I’m the la di da-est noot

>>282866

Meant for >>282865

Had some vodka, my body seemed to reject it.

I'm quitting alcohol.

>>282868

Good idea neet

>>282870

Lubras

5th wank complete

>>282872

Excellent, time for wank 6

>>282872

5 is prime

Shower time

>>282859

We need to analyse the glass on the helicopter for reflections of Cindy…

>Who are you wanking?

>>282872

wankruptcy imminent

>>282878

Possum?

I don't think I like the current state of society NEETs.

>>282878

>>282881

See you soon!

>>282882

The bestest video I ever introduced here.

>>282883

alcohol ruins society tbqh

>>282885

My meth has you covered then.

>>282883

Already seen you mate.

>>282885

no it doesn't

>>282881

It could be worse.

>>282887

I am open for you tomorrow.

This extra day off is uncalled for.

Keen to get back to the serfpit.

>>282892

I'm going to be sick on Tuesday.

>>282894

no your not, you will be going back to work

>>282895

I have a certificate and everything.

>>282892

I concur. Wagies are rising above their station in life by getting an extra 24 hours of leisure time - something that is clearly a neet's exclusive right.

>>282897

Doesn't matter, you need to work to pay tax. Tax pays for my neetbux so you are putting my neetbux in jeopardy by not working, and I'm not willing to risk that, so you must go to work Tuesday regardless of how you are feeling

>>282899

I'm on the bloody council! This is an outrage!

>>282898

they must be put back in their lowly place

>>282901

typical wagie sperg out

>>282904

kek

>>282904

K E K

>>282899

I just realised the little prisoners in that picture are being made to dig their own graves before being shot by the guards with rifles. Work for the dole really has gotten tougher over the past year.

>>282904

It's things like this that make me proud to be an aussie

ded thred

>>282911

>quite

quite so

>>282912

Nigger

>>282914

i dont care

>>282914

Kys

>>282904

day of the spear soon

>>282907

I'd never noticed that either.

>>282918

>>282907

I wonder what other pepe images we have glanced over without seeing their true beauty

Could really go a big, thick, juicy 8 hour serf

>>282920

you wagies are addicted

Karla boorn balga

Stephanie Bendixsen

I wonder how NK is going? Has he used the new toilet?

>>282926

He is still cleaning the mould out of it.

>>282927

Gotta have the throne pristine.

i just watched No country for old men. it was a good movie.

>>282929

I've been meaning to read the book for a long time

>>282930

it will be a good book i reckon, i will probably read it too.

we should start a NEET book club.

>>282932

That would be nice and probably fairly easy to pull off

Yanjet wirol bibool

>>282929

It is.

Koblle a coort

>>282854

High quality post

>>282934

>>282936

No Harry Potter has finished for the time being

>>282857

This is so fucking pathetic apply yourself neet

>>282859

This is an unsactioned meme I do not approve

>>282940

that possum looks like he's put a few mgs of the good shit down his hatch

>>282940

Translation = spear possum top kek

>>282942

he's off his fuckin head

>>282944

High off of acacia

enjoying a beer

>>282946

Scrub tier water bottle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Acacia_species_known_to_contain_psychoactive_alkaloids

>>282949

gonna lick a tree now

>>282948

Fucking what cunt that vacuum flask has travelled the world with me cunt.. don't get cheeky that had some juice from this morning lasted me a 50km ride and now has the last of my goon…. geeez

>>282951

Camelbak podium chill is better, enjoy your metal flavoured goon.

>>282952

It's a stainless flask I use for juice …. and tonight it just happens to have goon. This rarely happens but the security on tho route is insane!

>>282929

Yeah, that's a good one.

Anyone itt have depression?

>>282955

I have impression

>>282956

Mild, moderate or severe?

>>282957

undisclosed

>>282956

do an impression of possum

depression insemination

depression insertion

Depression insurrection

cruisey did a poosey in the loosey while singing the bluesey

abdicated wank

>>282964

transcended wanking

Any tips for studying for exams?

Withdrawal shake wank

>>282968

>dont know what to do with myself to be honest…

Wank, you goose.

>>282966

>>282964

>>282969

>wank

you boong no maybe just a toke and some meditation….

i feel an epiphany coming on …

>>282971

or i might just post on 4chan

>>282972

You don't need them mate, stay with us.

Or just fuck off tbh, cross posters are scum.

goon night neets

>>282966

Stimulant medications

Big wank neet here, just had a big wank

>>282968

where do you go everyday?

>>282973

>>282974

fucking lel i have relationships with a few generals on /g/ and /n/ going back a decade….

>>282975

gooonest of nights neeto

>>282978

sometimes 100k south … sometimes 100k north ,,,sometimes 10k east BUT NEVER WEST

>>282966

>>282963

It's worked for me.

Having a clean

>>282981

Go 100k's east/

>>282983

hot

>>282987

Goodnight

>>282984

OK

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moreton_Island

>Frontier conflict

>British pastoralists started to enter the area in 1847 and local Aboriginals initially displayed their resistance by stealing cargoes and small boats from them.[56] They also tried to prevent the formation of the nearby township of Maryborough by attacking George Furber as he was constructing the first sheds there.[57] By 1850, in response to their lands being occupied, Aboriginals in the Mary River area were killing shepherds, rounding up hundreds of sheep and taking them to their stronghold of Fraser Island.[58] In 1851, Commandant Frederick Walker and the British colonial paramilitary Native Police force were called in to liquidate Fraser Island as a sanctuary for Indigenous defiance.[59] Walker received advice from the Attorney-General of New South Wales, John Hubert Plunkett, that war-like casualties were acceptable in this case and that the enlisting of special constables (i.e. armed volunteers) to assist in the mission was allowed.[60]

>>282986

Give way to boongs

>>282990

>>282990

id roll them a ciggie and then say NEVER WAS

Listening to some John Denver on vinyl.

Love your NEETs

<3

>Walker, with Lieutenant Richard Marshall and Sergeant Doolan, took their three divisions of troopers, together with armed settlers including James Leith Hay, down the Mary River aboard Captain Currie's Margaret and Mary schooner. Aboriginals in stolen boats were shot along the way and one boat was seized.[61] The force landed on the west coast of the island where the divisions split up to scour the region. Marshall's section shot a number of Badtjala people and captured several others. Bad weather hampered operations and Commandant Walker subsequently allowed his division to track down other groups of Badtjala without him. This group chased the local Aboriginals across to the east coast where they mustered them into the ocean. The force returned to Maryborough in early January 1852 and Captain Currie received a reward of £10 for his contribution.[62]

>Despite this large armed incursion, Fraser Island continued to be a safe haven for the Badtjala and reports from British commissioners stationed in Maryborough convey the threat settlers felt.[63] After the murder of George Furber and his associate near Tinana in 1855, a large punitive force of armed settlers and general police was organised to inflict summary justice upon people on Fraser Island.[64] In 1857, a Native Police barracks under the command of Lieutenant John O'Connell Bligh was established at Coopers Plains not far from Maryborough. The close proximity of this force eliminated most Aboriginal resistance by 1860 with Bligh conducting bloody forays into Fraser Island,[65] Cooloola and in the town of Maryborough itself.[66]

>Thank god I'm a country boy.

>>282993

A Dans with the doors locked is like a woman with her legs closed…

>absolutely tradegy

>>282986

I'm so sick today

Don't know why, this isn't anything like a normal hangover. Been shaking, sweating and on the verge of vomitting since the afternoon, gave only managed to eat one slice of toast. Getting a bit better now.

Going to mummybots tomorrow. I need to kick this addiction, my life depends on it

>tfw /unna/posting on /b2/ and they're joining in

I feel like a proud abo mother

>>282993

I reconise that Dans anywhere, did you make the pilgrimage from Adelaide?

While you're there can you please go out back and take a picture of the dumpster

It's Joondalup Dans for you brainlet NEETs

>tfw thinking of all the lost NEETs

>tfw thinking of gookNEET

>tfw depressed

>>282993

>tfw time waits for no one

>>283003

>tfw time wanks for everyone

>tfw no GF2019

>>283004

>tfw connected to to NEETs through time and space

<3

>>283007

I see you've joined the council, do you feel the collective hand of us all on your special neet sausage

>>283006

10/10

Should be considered as the pinicle of photography

>>283008

>Every time I feel sad I think I of my fellow NEETs.

Love you guys.

>Every time I touch myself I think of my fellow NEETs

>>283010

I legit think of the gen every time I see an Indigenous Australian

>tfw drinking for the first time in a month.

>tfw thinking of the hard times /ausneets/ has go to me through.

>>283012

I'll drink with ya anon

>>283011

Me too, I had a conversation about full blown blooded boongs tonight and this woman said; "I'd be careful saying that around indigenous Australians"

Apparently the "stolen generation"

Isn't too fond of the idea that they don't have fully aboriginal genes.

>>283013

You're a good person anon

>>283014

Was she an arsemad octoroon Tasmanian "abo"

>>283016

Nah, she's white but works with boongs.

I just thing there's a difference between hobos and full bloods.

She said that's more about whether they're raised into boong culture, which I agree with. Still, I'm a firm beliver of NASboong.

>>282993

Should have gone to Craig's up the road

hobos*

Believer*

wait is hobos = hobos?

>>283020

Hàpas = hobos

>>283017

I still think that we need an aboriginal country and rule is decided by how genetically abo you are

Assuming Cruisey is still letting word-filter recovering NEETs name the next gen I'd like the next one to be titled;

"Boongs on parade"

Discovering*

fuck, this is why I don't drink..

>>282997

good luck bro

>>283022

Agreed, I would unironically protest for such a place.

I vote central Australia.

>>283023

Gas all the yuppies.

FULL BLOODED = BEST BLOODED

Or at least be raised in an indigenous community and speak a indigenous language.

>tfw thinking of John Denver's plane crash again.

Take me home NEETs..

>>283029

NEETie Road

To the Wanks

I remember

>>283030

Hold me anon.

>10 drink in.

Bout' to smoke the fuck outta' this fag

Have a feel NEETs.

you only exist once

>>283032

>tfw finished off this pouch

might have a nibble loan for more darts if my vape doesn't arrive tomorrow

>>283031

i will

>>283034

Just don't pay back the loan, it's basically free money

>>283034

>vape

Just go cold turkey mate.

I've been seriously considering quitting the past month and I think the best way is to just stop all together.

The only reason I'm smoking baccy is because I picked it up when I quit weed.

When I find a reason to quit baccy I'll be quitting smoking all together.

Still, have a good inhale while you've got the lungs for it

>>283035

You're warm.

That being said.

Dart smokin' time

God blessJohn Denver

THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY

Okay, I need to sleep.

Time to catch some zzz's.

Musty aboriginal wank

G’day cunts, it’s me Webber.

>tfw depressed

>>282748

Don't shave your belly.

>>282634

I'm not here often anymore, but I commented on this last night, I think it would be a Nobel/worthwhile thing to try and make a difference in your little brothers life

>>282748

>>282844

I get a shower in once a week or so. I feel pretty good about it.

>>282997

That's the

G O O N T A X

Tossing and turning all fucking night, having weird kind close eyedvisuals

Gonna be a shitty day, hope the train is at least comfy

>>283048

i too got a shitty sleep for no reason at all…. after the excercise i got yesterday is should of been comatose

>>283050

yeah NEETNAPS NEETLIFE ,,, thank god im a NEET

>>283048

See >>283047

>>283048

>Tossing all night

>>283042

Almost heaven

Mushroom kingdom

Tall tall mountain

Roll down Midus river

Coins are bound here

Around the crystal tree

Far from Bowser’s castle

Up to the galaxy

Rainbow Roads

Lets a go

It’s a me

Mario!

Mushroom kingdom

Yoshi’s island

Lets a go, Rainbow roads

>>283055

Ride my Yoshi

Up to bowsers castle

Gotta save my princess

Then we’ll have a party

Want some cake now

Sweet as princess peach

She’s in another castle

Rescued by Luigi

Rainbow Roads

Lets a go

It’s a me

Mario!

Mushroom kingdom

Yoshi’s island

Lets a go, Rainbow roads

>>283056

I hear the roar of bowsete

Now she calls me

Goomba’s remind of home far away

And sliding down the warp pipe

I get feeling I should brought an extra star with me

Koopa please

Rainbow Roads

Lets a go

It’s a me

Mario!

Mushroom kingdom

Yoshi’s island

Lets a go, Rainbow roads

Rainbow Roads

Lets a go

It’s a me

Mario!

Mushroom kingdom

Yoshi’s island

Lets a go, Rainbow roads

>>283049

>should of been

should have been

Coughed up a heap of phlegm and thought I have spat it in a tissue only to find I had spat it down the front of my baby blue hoodie. Motherbot was gagging and calling me a filthy wretch.

Driving back to Adelaide shortly.

>>283059

>Coughed up a heap of phlegm

Dan Deficiency Syndrome.

>>282989

That's a pretty looking place.

>>283060

Kiss mummybot goodbye for us.

>>282991

They'd take your bike.

God fuck this

Tired as all get out but I know I won't be able to sleep

Didn't really want to be awake for 40 hours when I rock up at mothers

>>282992

The flower that shattered the wank.

>>283058

>should have been

shoulda been

>>282998

I go there often and drop little one liners trying to virtue signal unna. Like have a wank and always was.

>>283066

>awake for 40 hours

are you ritalin neet ?

>>282997

Hope you kick it mate. Be good to your mum, you know what you can be like. It's not her fault.

>>283000

>spoiler

Oh.

>>283008

Must be why I woke up in the state I did.