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 No.265 [Open thread]

Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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File: 15d0e9339c15031⋯.jpg (78.76 KB,1280x720,16:9,12_33_960.jpg)

 No.329804 [Open thread]

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 No.329511 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

And the world spins madly on…

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 No.329798

File: c62cf01927b841f⋯.jpg (61.77 KB,815x503,815:503,dan8511.jpg)

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 No.329799

File: 15f4c81e38cd708⋯.jpeg (119.97 KB,629x700,629:700,boongwwh.jpeg)

Day of the spear when?

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 No.329800

File: 1cb66e22a692a66⋯.jpg (37.44 KB,736x414,16:9,pepesl.jpg)

Goodnight.

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 No.329801

Merry Christmas NEETs

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 No.329802

Happy new year NEETS

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 No.329792 [Open thread]

Mornin' Strayyans

Does Austrilia dance or are you only fighting cangaroos for recreational purposes?

You guys still talking about goon and boong or how it was called. that trashy cardboard packaged wine and that slur for aboriginal people.

I watched on tv how an aboriginee caught a barramundi fish in a river in aussieland. that was cool.

Do you like tecktonic?

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 No.329793

Hey anon, what goes boong boong boong?

A landrover driving through a corroboree

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File: c1e276aacc718e6⋯.png (330.69 KB,474x237,2:1,meds.png)

 No.329782 [Open thread]

The reason why even 'ugly guys can be seen walking around with girls' is because neurotypicals have life on easy mode. Women and neurotypical men.

Nearly all men with autism spectrum conditions are not in relationships and more than 80% are unemployed.

There are people or lobbyists who keep trying to block research into treatment in hopes of genociding us and preventing us from mixing with NTs and 'diluting their gene pool'.

I want a treatment with proven results, even if its risky, gives me a hallucinations, a different disability or makes me a temporary psychopath.

Schizos have medication that can suppress the psychosis, why does society refuse a medication that can suppress the stuff being released to insulate your brain?

Do I have to go to another country to find this treatment and if so who has it?

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 No.329786

Yes there is in fact a legal drug for your lack of confidence , it's called Dutch courage Aka hard liquor.

It's not gonna fix your problem .

So here is something you don't want to hear but need to hear.

You are going to hate , seethe and cope … and maybe just maybe learn.

>>329782

>The reason why even 'ugly guys can be seen walking around with girls' is because neurotypicals have life on easy mode. Women and neurotypical men.

"have easy life" and i got hard life", okay Calimero , the hardest part of your day is when you have to push out yesterdays tendies on the toilet.

What they have that you don't is charm, money and are probably great cunning linguists. But most of all they're not pussies unlike you anon ..

Yes that's right , you stammer and freeze when face to face with a woman. you think what if she thinks…………. WRONG ANSWER

First rule 1- Women don't think,that's why they need men to do the thinking for them, unfortunately for you anon you aren't a man but a pussy anon.

Rule 2- be interesting , take a sledgehammer to your anime collection and computer shit you legend, now next time you speak to a woman tell her you work in demolition, and you know how to swing your hammer around. (in her mind she is like oh please big mean man , don't destroy my little moist cunt )

Rule 3-when she talks, you yawn and really need some food to top up on energy, she may come too if she likes. (If you somehow listened and gave a shit you are not just a pussy but a fool, why the hell do you care about what trivial thoughts bounce around in her pretty bobblehead.

Well i'm bored talking about women what else you got ?

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 No.329790

>>329782

do what people have done for millenia

just get drunk

kills all your inhibitions and mental blockades

alcohol transforms everyone into a turbo nomrie

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 No.329791

>>329786

the best posting i read the entire day

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 No.328738 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

The board is back in business NEETs. We have made it to a new thread after months mired in the old one. The future is bright.

Old Thread: >>327982

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 No.329505

>>329504

That's pretty clever.

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 No.329506

>>329505

Yeah I always get stuff on my fingers when I squeeze a sauce pouch.

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 No.329507

>>329506

I always leave half of it in it on the first squeeze.

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 No.329510

BUM RASH

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 No.329512

File: 009d9c6eb24fc21⋯.jpg (7.39 KB,254x199,254:199,clapperpepper.jpg)

New Thread: >>329511

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 No.327982 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Thank you 8chan for trying to get this place back to what it was, and dealing with all the shit that comes with it. The effort is genuinely appreciated.

It's been fun. Goodbye.

OLD >>327215

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 No.328745

>>328744

I will keep stroking until he comes.

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 No.328746

Buff it real good!

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 No.328747

New Thread: >>328738

New Thread: >>328738

New Thread: >>328738

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New Thread: >>328738

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 No.328748

CLASSIC

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 No.328749

BUM RASH

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File: a8bd93442d1273c⋯.gif (2.53 MB,330x330,1:1,wink.gif)

 No.327215 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Webster weturns wonce wagain, wour wives ware wenewed wo where wormer wlory. Wong wive Webby. Webster's wonderful winky wanks won wussian warts won wis widdle willy. Website wictures wo whore wakes Webby's weelings wetter.

Wundafla.

We wuv wou Webby.

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 No.327983

New.. and the last.

>>327982

>>327982

>>327982

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 No.327984

Goodbye 8chan.

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 No.327985

BIG

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 No.327986

OLD

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 No.327987

BUM RASH

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 No.326473 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Possum would never have allowed this.

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 No.327227

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 No.327228

>tfw severely lonely

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 No.327229

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 No.327230

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 No.327231

>>327228

Invest in some

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 No.325714 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

How is your body image NEETs? Personally, when I look in the mirror I could weep.

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 No.326468

I suppose a gook furry could eat the dog after he's fucked it.

Don't know if that's better or worse tbh.

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 No.326469

>>326467

This is a perfect opportunity to grow and learn about other cultures, and instead you're spoiling it with your racist use of anti-chinese tropes. Instead we should ask him What kind of dog tastes best?

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 No.326470

>>326468

Well at least he wont lose his gains

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 No.326471

>>326469

Very insightful post.

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 No.326472

File: 6262ea6471ba854⋯.jpg (121.8 KB,529x800,529:800,rabbit79.jpg)

>>326463

LOl nope I don't get infest .

this anal HPV virus panic is stupid and overeacting

it will be pass like SARS

>>326464

No because I am wiseman. I know everything both east and west .also secret wisdom of gods

who control spirit of ages

>>326467

No

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 No.324963 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Have any of you NEETs ever made a mix tape? To be honest I don't even know what one is, but I read the phrase quite often. It seems like the sort of thing superNuro might be into.

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 No.325718

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 No.325719

>>325711

He likes the attention. Probably due to his parents never giving him any as a kid.

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 No.325720

I like how superNuro is trying to revise history and say that he was on hatechan before the shooting. Funny how he didn't mention that when he first arrived, he instead said he was from halfchan.

>>325719

Typical posh cunts.

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 No.325721

New Thread: >>325714

New Thread: >>325714

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New Thread: >>325714

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 No.325722

Don't enhance my gape

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 No.324183 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Don't you hate it when you arrive at the party, late. And it's the wrong house. And it's Webby's house. And Webby doesn't want no intrusion. You're standing there wet and naked in the front yard of Puff Nuggo. It's cold and windy. The frangipani is swaying in the wind, soaking wet. Webster snarls in his white singlet, grease from the colonel and Sauv Blanc is smeared on the front, crotch region. A cat hisses when the wind picks up.

Long story short, you end up late to the party.

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>>324960

>>324961

Well good luck with it mate. Take care of yourself.

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 No.324964

>>324962

Cheers m8, appreciate it.

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 No.324967

New thread: >>324963

New thread: >>324963

New thread: >>324963

New thread: >>324963

New thread: >>324963

New thread: >>324963

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 No.324968

Bum rash spread by a…

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 No.324969

STINKY PECKER

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 No.323453 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

All NEETs are super to me.

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 No.324211

I planned to put a bay leaf in with the corned beef but I couldn't open the jar I have them stored in. I tried my best but it wouldn't budge so I just put them back in the pantry.

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 No.324212

Ate 9 apricot muesli bars for breakfast.

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 No.324213

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 No.324214

New Thread: >>324183

New Thread: >>324183

New Thread: >>324183

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New Thread: >>324183

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 No.324215

STINKY PECKER

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File: 9126b9395550f57⋯.jpg (663.62 KB,1600x1500,16:15,download - 2020-02-01T1341….jpg)

 No.322689 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Get on board Weber's Skank Yacht NEETs. Fill up your cups of goon and tell your mummybots that you won't be home for dinner, because we're going on an extended cruise.

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 No.323458

>>323452

Well you just contradicted yourself. He does care, that's why he's creaming himself…

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 No.323459

>>323456

Sorry I'm not superNuro

>>323457

The culmination of years of feeling like shit. No friends/jobs/money/worth/hope etc etc…

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 No.323460

>>323458

>that's why he's creaming himself…

He'll be creaming himself to different thoughts.

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 No.323461

New Thread: >>323453

New Thread: >>323453

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New Thread: >>323453

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 No.323462

STINKY PECKER

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 No.321932 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Us NEETs must learn how to be positive influences upon one another, how to become shining lights, radiating hope and positivity.

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 No.322698

>>322686

They're probably packed with coronavirus. Make sure your affairs are in order before opening the package.

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 No.322699

BUM

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 No.322701

>>322698

It only takes 15 minutes to get infected so I am fine.

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 No.322703

BUM

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 No.322705

RASH

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