NEET General #428 - Late To The Party Edition NEET 02/03/20 (Mon) 10:52:13 No. 324183 [View All]
Don't you hate it when you arrive at the party, late. And it's the wrong house. And it's Webby's house. And Webby doesn't want no intrusion. You're standing there wet and naked in the front yard of Puff Nuggo. It's cold and windy. The frangipani is swaying in the wind, soaking wet. Webster snarls in his white singlet, grease from the colonel and Sauv Blanc is smeared on the front, crotch region. A cat hisses when the wind picks up.
Long story short, you end up late to the party.
OLD >>323453
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:19:02 No. 324916
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:20:18 No. 324917
>>324908
I never really touch my face unless I am front of mirror for this reason. I get it all out with a tissue squeezing otherwise picking just removes the top of the it and it gets more infected.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:20:57 No. 324918
>>324910
Good morning Beccy.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:22:19 No. 324919
>>324914
>trade with that country has practically grinded to a halt …..
I told you this that my packages are stuck in the country and haven't moved, but are starting to move slowly. Takes about ~10+ days when they are ready at the airport until they arrive in Australia.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:22:30 No. 324920
>>324912
tis was a sensible chuckle
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:23:04 No. 324921
>>324918
never heard of her
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:24:27 No. 324922
>>324921
I knew we were getting a replacement!
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:27:00 No. 324924
>>324915
Should I post the old banners I have saved or is it not worth the bother?
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:27:13 No. 324925
>>324915
I've a few of the old ones
I'll post them if endchan doesn't come back soon
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:28:18 No. 324926
>>324925
The believe the back-up was completed, but they are waiting on hardware with no ETA.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:30:56 No. 324927
>>324925
I don't want to go back to endchan.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:31:55 No. 324928
>>324919
i messaged a bunch of sellers and got this horseshit
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:32:07 No. 324929
>>324927
You WILL go back to endchan and you WILL be happy there.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:33:45 No. 324930
>>324928
>No 'Dear Friend,'
Should be grounds for a refund.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:35:37 No. 324931
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:37:20 No. 324932
>>324929
this place really feels like the old 8ch… doubt i will be back on endch either…. besides i dont think they will be up anytime soon….
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:42:01 No. 324933
>>324932
Fuck off, you just like the gape enhancers
This place is a photocopy of 8chan that barely works and is under surveillance
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:48:55 No. 324934
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:50:00 No. 324935
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:52:33 No. 324936
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:54:52 No. 324937
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 22:56:13 No. 324938
>>324937
I just blocked the element and put it into easy page reader plain text that made it scroll-able.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:02:19 No. 324939
>>324908
>I doubt I will get a wad quite as big again
You just have to squeeze the right bulge m8
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:03:45 No. 324940
Had to go to coles this morning for some shopping, but I can't remember what. What do neets normally buy there?
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:04:58 No. 324941
>>324940
Depends on how much money you have, most NEETs will buy 30kg of rice.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:05:46 No. 324942
>>324934
>Pete Buttigieg quickly declared victory, even though votes weren't tallied yet, as he claimed he is the morally correct choice, if not the mathematically selected one. "It's 2020, and we're still basing primaries on outdated concepts like counting. This is not our America."
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:12:35 No. 324943
There is an illegal knitting thread on the catalog.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:16:58 No. 324944
>>324933
So I don't watch the news much, but it looks like queensland is about to become oceanic sea floor. Should we be pooling money to buy super Nuro little floaty things for his bike?
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:17:50 No. 324945
>>324940
30kg of QUICHE LORRAINE
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:18:09 No. 324946
>>324943
>illegal knitting
>click to find out what sort of illegal and horrifying porn this is a codeword for
>shocked to find out it means knitting
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:22:18 No. 324947
>>324944
>we be pooling
Nah he'll enjoy swimming in the pool.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:22:35 No. 324948
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:33:17 No. 324949
>>324945
Are you going to a NEETparty?
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:33:50 No. 324950
>>324948
You'll buy 30, and you'll finish them all before you can have any dessert.
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:36:06 No. 324951
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:39:33 No. 324952
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NEET 02/04/20 (Tue) 23:41:57 No. 324953
>>324914
Good Morning super Nuro.
I'm avoiding ordering shit from china. Mainly because that stuff is required ASAP and i am too busy with my farming activites Borderlands 2 on Xbox to go into town and buy it from a shop.
I suggest that chinees export activity has ground to a halt as the bodies stack up in their overcrowded apartments.
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:25:37 No. 324954
My blood is clean , thank fuck.
Weird thing, when I had the tests the other day I hadn't smoked pot all morning and my blood pressure was 192/110 which is scary.
Had a small smoke this morning and its 130/58, which is normal.
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:27:01 No. 324955
>>324954
The pot is good for you. The more you smoke the healthier you will be.
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:28:04 No. 324956
>>324955
With my heart trouble that may actually be the case.
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:29:41 No. 324957
>>324956
What is the plan for managing the heart going forward? Have they got you on statins and blood thinners?
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:31:14 No. 324958
>>324957
I'm only taking aspirin, the statin shit they gave me made me dangerously vague and stole my orgasm so I stopped taking them.
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:33:40 No. 324959
>>324958
Have you talked about getting bypass surgery?
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:33:58 No. 324960
>>324957
I'm mainly just trying to keep in decent shape, walking a lot and light weights.
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:35:20 No. 324961
>>324959
It's not at that level, it's more a genetic weakness than a cholesterol thing.
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:36:38 No. 324962
>>324960
>>324961
Well good luck with it mate. Take care of yourself.
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:38:17 No. 324964
>>324962
Cheers m8, appreciate it.
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:59:14 No. 324967
New thread: >>324963
New thread: >>324963
New thread: >>324963
New thread: >>324963
New thread: >>324963
New thread: >>324963
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:59:41 No. 324968
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NEET 02/05/20 (Wed) 00:59:56 No. 324969
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