/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs★

>>329511 (OP)

Does everyone else see that Jim Watkins advertisement in the post? This nigga has got some nerve.

Hiraeth (Welsh pronunciation: [hɪraɨθ, hiːraiθ]) is a Welsh word for homesickness or nostalgia, an earnest longing or desire, or a sense of regret. The feeling of longing for a home that never was. A deep and irrational bond felt with a time, era, place or person.

>>329514

I have seen it glitch and ads come up, then disappear.

Not in this thread but previously.

>>329520

Just like a NEET

Just cancelled my usual outing with my support worker, don't really feel like doing anything tbh, thinking I may even cancel all my supports then I can just slowy fade away

>>329523

Probably not a good idea m8. Take some time to think about it before doing anything drastic.

Wow! Ausneets still exists? I was never really a regular, but when i was 18 i posted on here a bit. I cant believe you guys managed to live through the site being killed, ressurected, killed, ressurected and the ISPs banning 4ch/8ch/8kun

>>329525

Hello mate. Yes we still exist. This board is a backup now though. The main board is at https://endchan.org/ausneets/catalog.html

Please feel free to drop in.

>>329526

Oh, i probably wont stay around or post too much ,i'm not exactly a neet anymore haha

while back then i was basically just a neet, ive now made a bit of money off crypto and even have a job, it's pretty good work too

Any of you sydney people here? Heavy lightning to the north and south tonight

>>329528

No-one is here m8. they are over on endchan.

>>329529

Oh i misread, i thought endchan was the backup for here, not vice versa

Almost posted something I shouldn't.

>>329531

Go on….

Where is the horse gone? Where the rider?

Where the giver of treasure?

Where are the seats at the feast?

Where are the revels in the hall?

Alas for the bright cup!

Alas for the mailed warrior!

Alas for the splendour of the prince!

How that time has passed away,

dark under the cover of night,

as if it had never been!

A Narcissist's Prayer: That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did… You deserved it.

just got a job today guess I'll be leaving. Though I only ever made two posts.

>>329545

Good onya m8, and best of luck with the new job.

Oh and by the way I'm not a vegan, I just posted that for fun

BODo your fucking job please, get rid of this shit if you dont want to, let someone else take over enough of the cp

>>329560

How much time do you expect a BO to devote to a dead board?

If there is CP give it a global report.

>mfw I have enough cash savings for a prostitute

how do I fend off the tempation frends?

>>329562

Don't try and resist. Just get it over with.

>>329564

You should work as a way to improve your confidence and self esteem.

HEY THIS FLAG THING IS COOL

HI GYUS IM MELBOURNE LELE XeD

HM

YO

IM COOL THONGS GUY

THATS MY NEW NAME

All the good flags are here.

>>329550

10/10

I saw it when I opened the board.

>>329552

It was the best.

>>329572

I agree.

>>329574

They're also all in alphabetical order.

Is End down for you too?

>>329575

Very soothing.

>>329576

Yes

>>329577

It's the small things that really make the difference.

>>329579

It feels like home.

>>329580

If only the NEETs came back, we could control and direct them.

It'd be for their own good.

>>329576

It should be back soon. Adding the Downs flag broke it. It's working but I suspect the backlog of posts will appear later when its working smoothly again.

>>329581

The talking Mushroom's NEET management skills are lacking.

>>329582

>Adding the Downs flag broke it

What a shit hole.

>>329582

All for that NEET, he needs a good punch in the dick.

>>329583

He has the power, but doesn't know how to wield it.

>>329584

It's a free server being provided to the site. Compared to this money pit of a site.

>>329585

>he needs a good punch in the dick

It is a pretty big target too.

>>329585

The extra chromosome corrupted it

>>329586

He should ban them all.

>>329588

He likes to think it is.

>>329589

mong strength

>>329590

certain NEETs would.

>>329591

We have seen the photo.

>>329586

Yet NEETs will believe some some blow in that a NEET never returned, call him a schizo and cannot provide proof before he announces his official return.

>>329593

They would be right to do it.

>>329595

You are raving.

>>329597

Pretty sure I can after those series of nasty remarks. I was 💯% correct

>>329595

You're crazy.

>>329596

It's the only way.

>>329599

I may be.

>>329598

CRAZY

>>329602

Right.

>>329601

STIR BLOOMIN' CRAZY

>>329603

>>329601

Stop copying me.

>>329598

You're delirious.

>>329606

>>329605

So many ad breaks.

>>329608

Time to fetch another beer.

Sites back up

YO YO COOL THONG GUY HERE

WUZ UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

HEY HEY IM COOL THONG GUY, YO

HEY HEY WHO ELSE HERE /THONGPILLED/

THONG GANG

>>329614

You are going to get a punch in the pecker.

HEY HEY COOL THONG GUY HERE

JUST A REMINDER THAT USA GLOWNIGGERS SHARE CREEPY MASS SURVEILLANCE INFORMATION WITH AUSTRALIAN GLOWNIGGERS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XKeyscore

>>329616

No one cares.

>>329617

WHY NOT

>>329618

It doesn't matter. It'll just piss you off and you will only be 'preaching to the choir'.

>>329619

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GLOWNIGGERS

>>329620

I dislike the term.

Of course they're floating about but the ones that matter, you probably wont be able to tell apart from seasoned imageboard users.

Also talking about these things, like Jews and race and shit that's been done to death for the past 10+ years brings out the inner mong and turns comfy imageboard communities into the same shit you can find elsewhere.

If you want to talk about the shit that is on every other board, go to one of them.

It's also really boring. Pretty much everyone here has done their time getting redpilled or whatever. The people who engage in those conversations either do it to bait legends (who bait themselves and think it's funny) or are literal retards.

Imageboards were comfy places of niche interests, now 99% are just /pol/tier wankery.

I don't think I was aware of that wordfilter.

>>329622

You're a legend.

Hmmmmm.

Stick the dipped wing in your gob.

>>329625

If you'll stick a dipped wing in your gob you'll stick anything in there.

>>329626

As long as it's covered in mash and gravy.

>>329629

What statistics?

>>329631

No, but I sort of do get those feels when I'm at home and the resident belligerent youths hang out the front of my house.

>>329633

Be thankful you don't live in the fourth.

Just paid $40,000.

>>329635

Big news! Congratulations.

>>329636

Yeah, now they can start building.

>>329637

Excellent. How long will the build take?

>>329638

I'm not sure. They've probably told me but I haven't been paying much attention to any of the process.

I've left everything to the last minute, then rushed through it stressing out.

There's so much paperwork.

They gave me like a week between each document and every time, Either me or Misso don't get around to doing it, because we both need to.

It's fucking exhausting not being organised.

>>329639

I don't know what to say. You should be more organised. But you aren't.

>>329640

I need a life receptionist and secretary.

>>329641

You would not give them the information they need to be effective.

>>329642

I'm offering you a job.

You'll have to wear stockings though.

>>329643

I will need those stockings in a 5XL.

Is endchan down?

>>329645

I think so. I requested that someone on the IRC hit the server with a stick.

>>329646

Thank you, it needs a good belting occasionally.

>>329647

"Percussive maintenance"

The 16chan NEETs don't post fast enough.

>>329649

They use a lot of brackets over there.

>>329650

Are you calling them Jews?

>>329651

Users of excessive brackets. Does anyone really need six brackets in a sentence?

The chicken wings I cooked in the air fryer smelled so bad I had to open the doors and windows. I don't think they were rotten just something vile was in the marinade.

>>329653

You could have had a massive poo all night long.

>>329654

I didn't say that I didn't eat them.

>>329655

I hope your poo is quick and pleasurable.

>>329654

>>329656

Disgusting. Who talks about defecation like that?

>>329657

Not all of us wear nappies. Some of us have to deal with our bodily functions as adults.

>>329657

>imagining not being able to wipe your own arse

Got the munchies.

>>329653

Did you wash them off?

>>329660

You on the choof?

Does anyone else have a problem here where the flag icons on each post show the wrong flag and it makes it look like everyone else is using the same flag as you but if you refresh the page you see they're not?

>>329661

No.

>>329663

>>329664

h-hello p-p-possum

>>329662

Had four then listened to this at full blast.

https://youtu.be/R5btTPN-NmM?t=743

>>329663

Are you the sausage?

>>329669

You needed it!

>>329667

>>329668

I hope you two play nice.

>>329670

Yes, but there is more to me than just my sausage.

>>329672

Is that you Monaro?

You know that you exist on this board.

>>329675

>Is that you Monaro?

No.

>>329674

That's a dirty rotten lie.

>>329676

I've got my eye on you.

>>329676

Hmmmmmmmm.

Did you ask the HA on a date today?

>>329680

Today is my work from home day, as is tomorrow.

>>329678

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Poor Nuro, he's probably stuck on the 502 page having a based old time.

>>329681

Give her a text.

Making spaghetts and meatballs with spicy peppers sauce for din dins. I have some cut up baguette with butter on the side and some red wine and some chocolate raspberry lava cakes for pudding.

>>329685

High quality meal.

8.74/10.

>>329685

I had spaghetts but not even close to that quality.

>>329683

Nuro will connect the wires.

I had a packet of chips and nuggoes.

Forgot to stop and give the dog some.

>>329689

You craved them!

>>329689

>nuggoes

What sauces?

>>329691

Colway Burger Sauce.

>>329693

Good serving size.

>>329694

I used a dry spaghetts ring gauge

>>329695

I almost forgot those existed.

$2.50 for a jar of sauce

$7.50 for 24 pork and veal meatballs (enough for 2)

$0.50 worth of pasta?

$10 for two meals isn't bad

>>329697

Very cheap.

>>329693

Delicious.

She's back online.

>>329700

Thanks for the update, NotMonaro.

>>329701

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i think that other site broke again

>>329703

It seems it has.

It just worked for a post. I think it is something to do with the load on the site.

Could be that the site is attack by DDoS

I refuse to post on this shithole

Give me endchan or give me arse

Oh great,before I was a dick and now i'm a poof

>>329707

>this shithole

This is our traditional home. Show some respect to the NEETs past and present.

>>329709

What about kings of Windsor?

>>329710

BLESS THE REDCOATS

>>329709

I am a past NEET and I hate the future NEETs with their flying cars and fancy electronic MAX implants

>>329711

I wouldn't impersonate me here m8 you'll get arrested

>>329712

Spooky.

Had a nap.

>>329715

All the choof and feed made you drowsy.

>>329716

Yeah. I feel a bit drained.

Betterment but at what cost?

Night all. Other board is hecked.

>>329719

Good night NEET. Sleep tight. It's back when you come back.

>>329721

It is and when it is hecked it seems to redirect towards 9chan like those NEETs said.

>>329722

yes, I noticed that from the sheltered workshop this morning for the .org domain

>>329724

>sheltered workshop

Did they ever find out who fucked up that entry gate barrier?

>>329725

Not that I am aware of.

I wonder what is wrong with this job

>'Too many Centrelink handouts - people don't want to work:' Aussie bloke complains about struggle to find workers amid coronavirus crisis

>>'I've been trying to get a worker, right, for a while now, we're willing to pay $50 an hour from 8:30 to 12:30, so you only work 4 hours a day, you get $200 a day, five days a week, so you're getting a grand a week,' Crighton told his followers on TikTok.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9310139/Too-Centrelink-handouts-people-dont-want-work.html

>>329728

Where is Magnetic Island relative to the main land? Does it cost anything to get onto it (boat, ferry etc)?

What is cost of living like in nearest town?

$1000 per week before tax might not be enough if it's a touristy area.

>>329729

>$1000 per week before tax might not be enough if it's a touristy area.

True. I was reading an article last night that a place in Byron Bay for a Garage was like ~$300 a week and there are 30 people looking at each rental.

I am going out to Westfield. You NEET/s want anything?

Test. Haven't been able to post here for days now.

Test again. The captcha has more characters now.

henlo Possum and Co

the other place is bad at the moment

>>329734

https://voca.ro/1ohFkMKDgUkL

>>329735

I don't know what he sees in you.

>>329721

>>329719

>>329734

You use this board as a second best.

>>329726

heh

>>329737

I feel like an intruder here.

>>329731

Can you go to Red Rooster and get me a large popcorn chicken box, 8 buttermilk wings, a jug of gravy and a dessert.

>>329738

Why are you posting with my flag?

>>329739

He doesn't mean what he says.

You are always welcome here.

He prefers you here than there I think anyway.

He can snoop on our posts.

>>329741

Nah, this site goes weird. I don't know why it does it.

Your post had my flag until I refreshed it.

If anything bad gets posted with this flag shortly, it's not 'me'.

>>329744

Who are you telling?

It's just me and you and then Monaro telling us to go back to End.

>>329745

>Monaro telling us to go back to End.

You need it!

Monaro isn't even real.

>>329746

hahah

>>329747

Not anymore. He has evolved.

I am JUST

Is the board kill?

>>329751

It is a little slower than it used to be.

there is no longer any ausneets board that is comfy, others have fucked em up with their hate, had enough of em all, bye neets, will just lurk on a couple of normie sites now at least they dont upset me.

>>329753

have a wank

>>329754

*do the needful

>>329753

No one escapes the bucket.

>>329757

Vietmong.

damn back to being a neet after just four weeks

I hope you NEETs are doing well.

did the handyman ever come?

>>329759

details

I would like to thank you guys for the Australian wine I'm drinking

>>329762

For any NEETs who don't know, the active NEET board is now at: https://endchan.net/ausneets/catalog.html

https://endchan.net/ausneets/catalog.html

https://endchan.net/ausneets/catalog.html

>>329753

It's definitely not as it was.

>>329757

Hey.

>>329759

Having a go is what matters.

>>329760

Not bad today. How have you been?

>>329761

They use and abuse him.

>>329763

You're welcome. What state is it from?

>>329765

More details.

>>329767

Everyone knows.

I miss this place.

Henlo Possum

looking for a comfy place, looks like this is it.

I utterly hate humans and im not sure I dont hate animals.

Is there anywhere on this earth where I can be 100% alone without fear of some dumb farmer/tribe/police interfering?

I will buy guns,learn how to shoot, learn fighting,survivalism etc.

But I want to live and die alone. no taxes,no electricity, no State or laws no nothing. where do I go?

I wood begin by being homeless or car-living in my City, then probably "progress" (regress? haha) to working as a rural laborer,etc..roaming the countryside of the nearest province.

I know there might be armed guards or just some boomer farmers owning fields or roads in the deep rural area.

I will need to be careful and diligent to avoid humanity's contact.

>>329788

>no taxes, no govt

>the van dwelling meme

<hello sir

<is that your car?

<did you register that car?

<do you have a driving license ?

but I am sure you can drill for your own gasoline somewhere in the desert of australia

>roaming the countryside

the tax office will be interested that you have no adress for correspondence.

since you don't answer their mail, they will put you on warrant for tax evasion.

you won't get far with that car. or by foot

>homeless

they are the only ones who are left alone by govt simply because they are too much trouble and they have nothing to be taken away. what will you do? take away his stinky underwear? put him in jail for sleeping in his tent in the park without camping license? when you have dealers and murderers to put in jail cells?

however, the life of a hobo is very uncomfortable. you cannot wash yourself anywhere, you have to grind for food every day and you have no shelter for weather.

>avoid humanity

where do you want to go?

do you live on photosynthesis?

what will you eat then? will you bake cakes of sand and water or something?

have your own garden inna woods? where insects eat away the little food you can produce?

there is a reason why the bums live in cities. their dealers are there.

and there is endless supply of food too. our waste society produces so much food it gets thrown away in the tons every year

for a bum to find food in the city is very easy. they just struggle with the weather and money for their drug addictions.

so if you live in some warm and dry place, with access to the ocean for bathing and a city nearby for begging for food and dumpster diving, your best plan is to become a homeless and never associate with the hobos. They will get you into their shitty drug habits and it will fuck up your life completely.

if you are in the right climate you can live comfortably as a vagabond as long as you keep a basic hygiene and don't use drugs

there is more then enough food and even stuff like soup kitchens

Ded board

Tst

https://endchan.org/ausneets/catalog.html

Nuro died for our sins

Merry Christmas NEETs

Happy new year NEETS

>>329796

Follow the link

Fucking low IQ retards

Dumb fucking cunts

To any refugees from endchan reading this, we have moved to a bunker in wrongthink, get to the chopper! https://wrongthink.net/ausneets/thread/2.html

>>329813

Unusable

You should have just used this board temporarily, until Endchan got fixed, instead of PDF file Matrix.

… and WE'RE BACK NEETs!

Any neets still alive?

Still kicking my man

Fug it, goin Dans.

>>329819

Onya lad!

Refreshing to use a website that wasn't cobbled together by a retard innit ?

woe, we're doomed.

Doomed by a hungo

Damn mitigation is just as bad as the spam bot

Dr. Hungo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Toilet Bowl

weber

Odilitime is too busy jerking off in discord to talk to anyone, probably a half assed coder anyways,

Shiban barely speaks English and is too busy making excuses and jerking off to fat japs,

Pretty much their shitty attitudes have led to the downfall of EndChan…

Now those legends are talking using Wrong Think as main site, and that doesn't look like an actual image board, but apparently the coding is lower IQ, so easier to handle for those legends ….

>>329829

Legends = Retardedlegends™

F.a.g.g.o.t.s

>probably

>>329829

Well guess we wont see you there again, maybe you could startup a facebook page.

>>329834

Typical low IQ reply.

Moar liek low test reply amirite

>>329835

based.

Good day banished NEETs

I need you to rank and file with your certified elbow ID cards present for pre selection auditting before you reach the second stage of screening.

(you) can see my asshole

I can see your arsehole.

Looks bruised and damaged.

where's the bunker gone?

>>329843

I think the vetting process is happening on womboflix.

Not all NEETs have been deemed worthy.

>>329844

so just the ones that would stroke the bo's ego

>>329845

I dont think the BO is in charge anymore.

The inmates have taken over.

>>329847

The boongs finally won.

Day of the spear

>ISRO successfully docks two satellites in space, India fourth country to achieve feat

They can now join two poos in space, they are truly a superpoower.

https://wrongthink.net/possumsentme/thread/1.html

https://wrongthink.net/fortneet/thread/2.html

Fuck it stinks in here

Like a retard with shit breath

Pan fried shit

YUMMAY

>>329855

Locked cause bo is tard

>>329853

Semi locked, Bo is tard

Paranoia is a bitch

Which non gay secret bunker ?

Imagine sitting in two different dead boards hoping to annoy someone into replying to you.

Lol

Poor sad stinky tetard

>>329861

end chan dot net slash nuro

big rape

Are they soy ?

>>329863

Nuro is Locked

Neetlyfe is Locked

That "shit" pic spammer/bot? seems to only attack during certain hours.

All the WT Bunkers are locked..

Matrix/element is compromised glownigger app

Boardneet probably made another secret bunker.

There is an Unofficial & unmoderated bunker available on End, but due to the "Russian" shit pic spammer it would just get flooded….

All the good NEETs are posting on my arse

>>329867

it's been well over a week and no update, I've kinda lost interest in the place tbh.

>>329869

Yeah I can't even be bothered stalking them 24/7 anymore

>>329871

That has never stopped u b4

Does anybody have any idea when Endch will be back up and running? Seems like the admins are just letting the place rot

2 weeks

That doesn't look eatable

Morning.

Maaarn bruzzzz

Boardneet/Pariston = Uber gay pedophile

The AFP & INTERPOL have issued Warrants on everyone who created accounts on Matrix, for the Ausneet bunker.

9 Years later and his coding skills are potato

Literally no other image board or website is having the same issues…

Shiban and the rest of you tards are no better

>>329880

Didn't you shit in the pan ?

>>329883

He did shit in a pan for attention yes.

I ate the shit too !

YUMMAY !!

The board has now moved to the left cheek of my arse

Good NEETs only