/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>329459

Negro Sex Music (NSM).

>>329460

https://youtu.be/TmmzbVM5BMw

>>329461

Hot and sweaty negro contortions.

>>329462

https://youtu.be/FVggAcksbW8

>>329463

Obscene negro pelvic gyrations.

>>329465

Looks exceptional. The finished product better be posted too.

>>329466

I also butterflied some chicken breasts and covered them in teriyaki marinade, some crushed garlic and an fucking chop it you slack cunt sliced and I separated the rings.

>>329467

Sounds nice. I am impressed at your industriousness.

>fucking chop it you slack cunt

I have missed that.

>>329468

It's starting to smell good.

I put a rub on the ribs with garlic, apple cider vinegar, rock sugar, salt, oregano and thyme.

I have a cut on the bottom of my bad foot, it's been open for almost a week.

>>329469

You are making me hungry.

>>329470

What caused the cut? You need to get some crocs.

>>329471

There's enough for two.

>>329472

I cut it while doing stuff for Misso's salon.

I am not a clown.

>>329473

Light a candle and turn the lights down low. I'm on my way.

>>329474

>I am not a clown

I will ignore these hurtful remarks. You are ignorant.

>>329477

It is looking good.

>We will need to find something to do

I am sure we will be able to think of something.

>>329478

Have you watched all of the new season of the Mandalorian?

>>329479

Yes, I just finished the last episode.

I have been stood up. I am off to bed alone as usual it seems. Good night to my Spare Rib NEET.

>>329481

I am still here.

I just checked the ribs, they are not ready yet, I am thinking around midnight I shall feast.

>>329484

It looks great. Very healthy veggie to meat ratio.

>>329485

The veggies were better than the meat imo.

>>329486

They were what your body needed.

Going to have lunch with my nan, aunt and dad.

>>329488

Have a good time.

I have lost all motivation to go now.

>>329490

You will go and you will take a positive attitude with you.

Had a wonderful day with the relies.

When I arrived, my aunties, nan, dad and his gf were there, they all said hello with a hug, kiss or a handshake.

They were giving out presents when I got there, I got a vase Dad's gf painted for me, filled with chocolates, two Nivea Men Complete Regime toiletries bags I could tell my auntie felt a bit bad or embarrassed when she saw them both together and an aluminum turtle that you burn mozzie coils in.

The doorbell rang and my second cousins (Dad's cousins) turned up. I know them pretty well. He was a bush cop and has a great attitude. He's the husband, his wife is the blood relation.

Then my dad's other cousin and her husband turned up. He was the life of the party, a big character, plus he talks a lot.

He was in the Kangaroo Island fire at the start of this year. The stories were horrific.

One about having to run from the house that was lighting up behind them, getting in the car and the car not starting because there's not enough oxygen in the air because of the smoke. Pretty mental. I heard about the fire but didn't know it was as bad as it was.

Then my grandfather's sister and her daughter and my grandfather's now deceased brother's wife turned up.

It was good, it's been a long time since I've seen some of them. I forget who is who though.

That's only a portion of the groups, which are much bigger. I know most of Dad's cousin's families, their kids are about the same age as me. Plus Nan had two sisters and I know all of those groups too, most of them anyway.

I hear names of people I've never met, like one of their kids or someone that I met once and forgot and has since died.

It was a nice day all and all.

>>329493

I am glad you had a good day. It sounds like you have a nice family.

>the car not starting because there's not enough oxygen in the air

I didn't know that could happen. Very worrying.

>>329494

And that trees can catch alight from the roots, then burn up the middle of the tree which then makes them like a chimney that sprays embers everywhere.

>>329495

It must be like hell in the middle of a bushfire. The footage doesn't do it justice.

>>329493

>Had a wonderful day with the relies.

Glad you had a good day NEET

>>329498

It means your video watching tastes align with someone with serious social barriers and mental illness. And that's okay.

where did everyone go brehs

anyone else just want time to pass faster so they can go to sleep already

>>329501

Not really.

>>329500

everyone is back on endchan breh.

>>329504

That's pretty clever.

>>329505

Yeah I always get stuff on my fingers when I squeeze a sauce pouch.

>>329506

I always leave half of it in it on the first squeeze.

BUM RASH