/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>187597

cover girl put the base in your walk

>>187597

GF 2018 failed, and I have not acted on the opportunity's that have come since. I have one that i'm just not really engaging in. A friends daughter my age with a learning disability, but she's really beautiful.

So meh I don't know, maybe we'll have dinner together sometime who knows.

>>187609

tit pancake, or pancake tit?

>>187596

Oh mad thats a good time i can help

>>187602

looks like it but i am not neets

how does 8chn post on mobile?

>>187604

thanks bro, sadly i broke her 6 months ago :'(

>>187613

Don't do crack like blacks, Smoke weed and be a white king.

It is my sincere wish that we all get our act together.

>>187615

Can you post regularly or fuck off kunt, no ones here to cater to you. I don't give a fuck if you've got to read, you can read this too bitch.

>>187617

Is this is a chatroom? I guess it is. I'm surprised trips are not allowed here, it's already a circlejerk.

Any one like IDM?

If your lucky I'll send ya link to my youtube playlist i've been building for 3 years.

>>187623

No its the worst genre of music even i could make it

musics all I have left now.

>>187625

No. just no, are you like forgetting? you know fucken everything, pop culture the world today. rap. if anything, this is the only music out there that sounds real besides real music actually played on instruments? like do you even play any or have ever?

>>187619

3776?

Is that how many wanks you had today?

>>187626

rap is more real than IDM lmao. I dont have to open my mouth to make IDM. They are both shitty genres, and yes i do play an instrument.

>>187624

Do it.

>>187623

It's bland repetitive rubbish.

>>187631

Now that's an opinion. I don't care about it, but it is an opinion.

>>187632

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>>187628

Lol what the triangle?

>>187633

Bland could be seen to be an opinion but not repetitive. It does repeat the same tunes with very little variations, that's objective.

>>187632

>Im intelligent cause i listen to music that's considered intelligent

Oh so apparently you have to be intelligent to add drum loops to garage band. But orchestrating four different groups of instruments is easy. I honestly hope you're trolling, seeing as you are having problems structuring your sentence and using the correct grammar.

>>187635

Harder than making IDM music :^)

>>187637

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>>187625

You really have issues with having your intellect challenged huh?

My spelling is fine, Just because I'm stoned and some incessant benign lonely turd wants to pick everything apart like he does the ants in his front yard is good for him.

I'll just rub it in his face and be done with it, you know cause like I can see my self. I'm not delusional.

>>187639

>stoner

Okay, it all makes sense now.

And I don't hide my pain with trying to degrade other people. If my taste is so bad in music we'res your fantastic taste huh? why haven't you shared anything; cause your a pussy.

>>187641

NEET all makes sense now.

So how's that chronic depression of yours?>>187641

You still trying to kill yourself?

it's a genuine question mate?

Lets stop talking about my shit taste in music and talk about your inability to talk to women?

common son, thought we we're having fun?

This is real Music. The tune is constantly evolving and changing, the tunes themselves are complex and deep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jk7u44CgG4

>>187649

I give a wank

>>187650

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

I'm right ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god

Hahahahahahaha………………………

Ohhh lord

Phrewwww……."deep breaths"

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You LISTEN TO ANIME OST's HJAHAHAHAHAA

I can't stop obhh my god some one call a doctor

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ohhh god please/

>>187644

I'm actually not depresses that's why I'm not high at the moment.

man, I haven't luaghed like that.

I'm acyutally not depresses qawdrfaohjisdfoaisdasdasdbkjadddas

hahahahahah what happen to all the great spelling mate WGHAT HAPPPEND HAHAHAHAHAHHAHJ SHOIT MAN YOUR A FUCKEN JOKE BRA ohhh fuck man>>187662

>>187662

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>>187662

DEPRESSES WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOhahahahahahabhahaadrfdasdfsrgfasdgfasDFADAS

man i'm gonna seizure i'm crying adsasdasddas

Drunks are funny. Stoners are just dumb.

okay

ahhhhh better

man, that was funny.

>>187666

You sound like pewee herman bitching before he goes to play bingo on his friday arvo

>>187657

You do know that was a different neet lmao.

>>187671

I don't care. I'm not a neet

The whole reason i come on this page is laugh at you dickheads. why else would i be here?

How fucken dumb are you kunts.

>>187672

I wasn't calling you a neet you stupid stoner lmao.

>>187673

Cause really you're not better than us and you've got no one or nothing to live for.

I've been coming on here for ages now, fucking around with anyone who talks to me to be honest, hahahahaha. I love it ahhh it's fun

>>187675

Yeah make assumptions. but that's all it is retard, an assumption. You don't know shit, you don't know if i'm better or worse. all you know is that I enjoy taking the piss out of you which i've done quite well as your trying to project your own lifeless existence and soulless daily life onto me cause you have issues or just can't seem to fix it. I don't know but i can read you like a book. You sound suicidal, like you take meds.

Quite often faggots like that think there smarter than everyone else. would explain all the bitching you do too, habhahahah.

Like if you really thought it was funny you would right "haha" why would you right LMAO or maybe your just so detached from the concept of humor cause your so fucken depressed all the time you just type it and don't even laugh or smile cause your just a fucken soulless neet with no life or reason to live. Fucken idiot.

Didn't think you we're gonna get schooled tonight huh dipshit.

Well it's ya fucken lucky day bitch.

Marijuana is actually legal in North Korea. Not surprising really, it's the perfect tool to make brain dead drones.

>>187681

>>187680

Yeah cause the guy off the system growing his own food separate from society is the drone and the retards living in cardboard boxes and tuna cans in the city think there so "developed" and "advanced" yet train to work with some fat kunt farting next to him and then get home and bitch about it on a fucken forum. You kunts are pussy's you don't even know your fucken drones. You pay tax and eat meat every day slowly ticking the clock closer, well enjoy the fact cause when those bombs come down there gonna hit you first. hahaha fucken idiots hahaha, where's the Korea you love so much now dipshit.

Wow I think i broke one of your pussy members, hahahah

hahaha…..ahhhh

>>187683

Just don't bother with him man. No need to make him even more embarrassed in the morning.

You tears make my skin feel soft.

hahahahahaha

Oh god, i'm a funny kunt.

hahahah goat ya. Hahahahah

THIS IS MY BOARD NOW KUNT, YOU FUCKEN HEAR ME

Hahahahahaha

hahahahaha

when you tell your friends you can scroll back up and see how much of a bitch you acted like and how funny I found it.

>Maybe next time you should use whats on that dry patch of skin between ya legs faggot.

well fuck me got a stream shit I need to do in 6 hours time and my software won't let me capture from game anymore

>streams

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>>187696

I fucking know but its 8chan cup shit, it's only for here, I dont want to get money off of this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>>187696

>>187697

ALSO NICE REDTEXT

download a new program mate. common do something about it, read, look, ask for christ sakes do I need to give you a fucken book on it?

>>187700

>>187700

Meh seems like I have more energy than any one in this rat nest.

>>187700

Huh where's ya smart ass comment now huh?

>>187703

It's a spoilered Red text, you boong

Do you even find the motivation to wank? or do you just cry next to an anime pillow instead? I imagine that is what it would look like.

>>187701

Eh I know but isn't complaining the /ausneets/ way

No boongs here, that's interesting.

Or how long before they all die from epigenetic alcoholism.

This is what those boongs need. To know his place.

>>187707

niggeres

>>187709

that's a big word, but I'm sure thats not a real term.

Just had a wank

Fuck NEETs just cleaned up the house, now it's time for wanking and gooning

well shit is working better, I have another problem, I know how to solve this one but I feel it's no sleep for me until the cup is finished Probably 2pm

>>187716

NK you fucking boong

NK hows work

some interesting posts this evening

>>187720

It's morning now, and I'm still fucking prepping, hows your night/morning NEET

>>187718

your a boong

>>187721

I just got up to take a piss but now I can't get back to sleep

>>187719

Good, CEO and his jewish accountant are touring the warehouse in a couple of weeks

>>187724

So what did you do to ire Weber enough for him to check on you

>>187723

Stay up with me if you want, I've got shit to do for the 8chan cup so no sleep for me either

>>187716

thats a clean desk

>>187716

smoke weed ya fucken boong

unna

>>187730

you fucking boong

fuck me it's sunrise now, sorta

>>187732

Have you ever been on a road trip

>>187725

I don't really know who weber is or why he's checking on me

>>187736

weber is the CEO exec of the board you fukin boong, learn da neet lore

This is top teir

>>187731

YA WHITE DOG FUCK MA LAND CUNT

>Went down another 2 kilos

The colonel will not be pleased

>>187739

NAH FUCK YA, YOU'ZE IZ HALF WOIGHT NAT A PROPPA NOOOONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>187740

Dan will be pleased, means he can walk to Dan's faster

I have some shit to do, but need some down time too. Night Night NEETs

Morning NEETs.

>>187743

>Night

>>187744

>Morning

oh the contrast

Night and morning to everyone

>>187597

DAY 5409 AND I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO GET NEETBUX

>>187746

Go to centerlink you nigger

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-02/wanda-tourist-village-ambitious-plan-to-end-poverty-china/10567410

kek china is literally getting rid of there culture

>>187640

We need more elders to guide the lost NEETs.

https://www.huzlers.com/crystal-meth-actually-good-for-you-admit-doctors/

>>187750

More accurate NEET article:

https://www.huzlers.com/man-beats-brother-after-he-caught-him-masturbating-during-no-nut-november-he-still-finished/

12 minutes until the /test/ cup starts

https://cytu.be/r/8cup

What the fuck ?

Is this another 4chan retard who thinks he's amusing ?

>>187753

My theory is that he is the old BO from >>>/aus/

People who don't respond to email in a timely manner give me the shits.

>>187755

On the weekend?

>>187756

Business (not for sexual) transaction:

Tuesday: email her

Sunday: response from her

Monday: response from me

Wednesday a week later: response from her

Same day: response from me regarding this monday (tomorrow)

[Crickets]

>>187757

>Business …transaction

Sounds pretty unprofessional, I would avoid her like the plague. I would rather text someone than wait a few days to get an email response. Much harder to ignore your phone.

>>187758

To be fair, some of it was her needing time to arrange stuff on her end, but the exchange on Wednesday should have been answered by now.

>>187759

That's understandable, but at least keep people updated on what is happening. I always try to set myself achievable deadlines. "I will try to have it by" or just don't worry about it.

>>187760

>tfw severely disappointed that you never posts pics

>>187762

This board is bad enough with the pictures of natives being posted.

>>187763

>bad enough

Not bad ass enough tbh

>>187615

You should all be reading the posts you miss.

>>187763

racist white dog

Which one of you spammed all that shit last night? That was worse than nofun and hue put together.

>>187626

> the only music out there that sounds real besides real music

lol wat

Why is it so hard to commit to something? this is a rhetorical question no need to answer

>>187767

Logging on here this morning was like getting up and seeing a 13 year old on crack had trashed the lounge room

>>187771

I permabanned him, he is not something we need.

/ausneets/ v /unna/ NOW

https://cytu.be/r/8cup

>>187772

Well hammered

no homo

Actually fuck I JUST fucked my shit up, it's actually /just/ v /bane/

>>187775

Was fucking your shit up part of the plan ?

Morning cunnys

>>187776

Have you tried practising how to change the tone of your voice to project it when speaking? You can sound quite loud but in control of your voice without yelling.

>>187778

>>187779

Morning m80s

>>187777

nice gets

also /ausneets/ v /unna/ NOW for real this time

NK YOU FUCKING BOONG

2 /unna/ 0 /ausneets/

>>187783

Even when NK is a dexi/weed coma his spirit is strong in the dreamtime.

>>187784

well whats happening now

3-3

>>187785

Although I cannot see black out curtains for the room, that room looks pretty comfy.

Fucking wew 4 /unna/ 3 /ausneets/

>>187732

>>187734

Thanks for popping in Argie, good work getting the weight off.

Would this board be much of a drain on the sever resources out of personal curiosity?

>>187776

At training yesterday the boss asked me to pronounce things better in front of everyone. I said service and he made a joke about how it sounded like surface.

I thought my NEETaccent was a thing of the past.

I want all junkie scum to fucking die. Fuck, I hate methheads so much.

>>187683

>tfw old gaming buddy has became just like this

hate how people change, that's what moving to Canberra and getting a gov job does to a man I guess

>>187797

He feeds of the h8 m8, we need to ignore him. The more attention we give him, the more he will come back like that disgusting poster that was banned before.

>>187785

Post pics pls. It's a lonely road ˚⌇˚

>>187801

They are very economical people.

>>187801

They give our board a traditional and dignified feel.

>>187800

I paid $600 for work done to my front yard and within two days some faggot has done a fucking burnout on it on a bike. Cunts.

>>187795

That's called a schnitzel everywhere else, mate.

Looks good though.

>>187805

Possum!

>>187805

That really does suck m8, but are you sure it isn't a bogan on the tinnies?

Mummybot is yelling at me.

I took her to Bunnings and Woolies to get the stuff she wanted and on the way back we went through the BWS bottle-o.

I asked for a Taylors Reserve cab sauv and a longneck of Pale.

The dumbass is wandering around the wine shelves like a lost sheep and eventually says "we've run out".

I stomped out of the car and went straight to it and said "are you blind or just can't read?" and Mummybot starts hissing at me out of the car.

Now she's saying I shouldn't be rude to service people even if they have a shit attitude or retardation and that's probably the best job that guy can get.

>>187803

>>187804

well /unna/ might win the fucking cup they got to the final, somehow

>>187799

Why would you replace meat for ketosis? If you're going down that path, a 40/60 protein/fat split would be the way to go.

>>187805

You need a front fence +/- punji pit +/- shotgun.

>>187807

Nah.

>>187808

It's the same mob of dickholes that ride around at 3am scoring and selling.

>>187812

Yeah, I got a quote for a fence, $7k, I can't afford that.

>>187813

>Yeah, I got a quote for a fence, $7k, I can't afford that.

The fence would be last on my list of those three options.

>>187809

>Now she's saying I shouldn't be rude to service people

I was going to agree with her, BUT if these people don't use their computers to look up a product that is what pisses me off. Looking up stock should be the first thing a good employee does when they cannot find it (they do it at my local Bunnings all the time). It pisses me off when I have their website on my phone and stock availability from the store showing In Stock but they say "it is not there". Yet if you find someone more competent, they can find it pretty fast. Check out chicks/guys in sections beyond the register were they have no understanding of the stores stock is cringe worthy experience.

>>187813

>It's the same mob of dickholes that ride around at 3am scoring and selling.

Ah, sorry. I don't experience many junkies yet… I might soon depending on a new development in the area…

>>187815

Yeah, and this was a tiny bottle shop. I could understand not knowing in a big warehouse, but they only have like 5 brands of each type of wine on some shelves about 8 feet wide.

>>187815

And I think this was more because of the suburb. Most of the residents only drink fucking VB or West End beer and bloody bourbon and coke pre-mix.

This extends to the staff.

Why hire somebody (or retain them) if they're too lazy to learn some wine types.

>>187816

tbh, imo they are worse than niggers or pajeet. Least they have an excuse, these cunts are born and bred Australians and spit in the face of everything their family has worked for. Before any other, the traitors need to go.

>>187818

>Why hire somebody (or retain them) if they're too lazy to learn some wine types.

Product knowledge isn't the gold standard for me. A better employee admits they are not too certain when you ask them a question. I am much more satisfied when an employee has a general knowledge but then says they are not too certain when I press for further details. So they are admitting they don't have the technical knowledge and that at least gives me a chance to do some research or walk around looking at what my available options are.

>>187819

>Before any other, the traitors need to go.

Yes. This is how it was laid out in The Turner Diaries.

>>187820

I know what you mean, but each time that happens, you would try and commit that new bit of knowledge to memory right?

>tfw too angry to fap

>>187822

You would hope they would, but it just depends on how much they care about the job. Finding someone who has worked at the store for a long time is always the best option for me.

In more important news, I bought some meat and salad makings for each night of the coming week. Mamma didn't raise no cracker-ass eaten-by-other-neets-nurgle-18.

>>187823

Why so angry

>>187826

It's the vibe… it's Mabo.

>>187827

Are you angry about /unna/

Going to go visit the Colonel.

>>187823

make revenge the object of your polished nob and watch some revenge porn then m8

get in here we we're dropping cuz congress

https://cytu.be/r/8cup

Going to have a shower, assess my finances, plan for December and generally set some direction for the immediate future.

My week of neetful gluttony is over, action time.

>>187832

How much longer could you sustain your NEETful gluttony without going into debt?

>>187832

is the gf still mad at you?

>>187834

I've got about 1400 due at the end of the month and I've got like 1100 in my account. Not too worrying, but this money is what I was putting away as my emergency fund, which I'm glad I had I suppose, but now it's become my neet fund so I'll have to get back on the train this week or I'll be stressing.

An achievable challenge for any NEET:

>In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Destroy%20Dick%20December

>>187836

>1100

AND YOU WANTED TO QUIT????

I had that much saved on the dole.

>>187836

Good luck, hopefully you can work past this road bump.

>>187837

Xmas is going to be interesting.

>>187837

>Not going 1^1, 2^2, 3^3, 4^4 etc

pleb

>>187840

>NK WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ITS CHRISTMAS

>MUM I STILL NEED ANOTHER 15 WANKS TO NEET TO MEET THE QUOTA

>WELL YOU NEED TO MEET THE DOGS QUOTA TOO NK

>>187842

NK can simply add the rapes to his count, so he won't have to worry too much tbh

Monk has departed us to go wash his pecker. I have formulated a cunning plan of catching him unawares while he has soap in his eyes.

Whoever returns first will indicate what my pre planned deviancy has resulted in.

>>187841

on the last day you would be coming every 1.5 minutes. how horrifying.

>>187846

According to some juden, the concentration camps had masturbation machines that made them cum for days on end.

>>187846

If John was here he would be able to handle it.

>>187847

that would make it pretty hard to concentrate.

>>187846

lol no, that's 31 to the power of 31, you'd be cumming once every nano second

You would cum 1.97559886×10^41 times a second

>In Stolen Soul Holstein talks about how Nazi doctors attempted to prove Aryan superiority by collecting Jewish semen with masturbating machines that often killed their subjects.

>Quote…(page 117)

>But we never gave in, not really; there was that one time just before liberation but other than that we were strong. We would see the boys they put on those masturbating machines just drop, just die, right there in front of us. The absolute cruelty was beyond our belief.

>That they could do these things to us, that human beings were doing it to other human beings… and we would hobble back to camp with painfully swollen scrotums whimpering: "Don't bump me! Please, just don't touch me!"

aboriginal mathematical semen equations

>in my camp bed enjoying anal penetration with a makeshift wooden dildo i made in creative recreation time

>hear a commotion outside

>before i can stand up the allies storm in

>see me laid on the bed with a dildo in my ass

>they walk over and pull it out all 25 cm of it

>they start to laugh at me, call me a fag and tell me i'm going to be locked up in US jail for homosexuality

>no no no guys you've got it all wrong the evil Nazis put this in me as punishment

>>187850

you are right. i fucked up. but in saying that the shortest theoretical time is a Planck time which is 10−44 and 31 to the power of 31 is 1.7069174e+46 so i think you are cumming quicker then time itself.

>>187856

Warp travel will be powered by NEET masturbation

>>187856

wait never mind i think i fucked up again.

btw did anyone watch the /test/ cup

Cuz fucking dominated

I left Monk in a gooey mess.

>>187860

No.

>>187862

/unna/ beat /ausneets/ in a close match and then proceeded to thrash /just/ and /genesis/

>>187861

Washed my hair for the first time in ages too.

Cleaned the apartment. Feels good.

>>187863

Dexis #1

>>187821

I wonder what is laid out in the Unna Diary

>>187866

Craigs phone number

>>187865

Also a funny stat is that Cenno was the best assist in the comp

>>187867

02 6911 1488

>>187866

Boongs and Africans never bothered with calendars, written word, the wheel, pretty much any measure of civilisation.

>>187870

Ok, what is laid out in the UNNA cave painting then

>>187871

The UNNA cave painting is a myth, like women's rights and World War II.

Sometimes i wonder do i wish i had a gf. they seem like a lot of responsibility and i don't know if they would be fun excluding sex maybe.

>>187873

Same, and if they were worse than me at cooking it would piss me off.

>>187874

which is depressing because there will be some women who know nothing about cooking.

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, hung up the washing, might go put some petrol in the car later

>>187876

Hows the job search going?

>>187875

Yes, sadly they don't teach housewife studies at school anymore.

>>187797

WE AIN'T ALL BAD CUZ

>>187880

Craig looks like he barely knows what day of the week it is.

>>187880

He knows a lot more than you think about accessing things he shouldn't be.

>>187837

Destroy Danposting December

>>187883

It's really been a year since we all moved here? I remember posting that picture a long time ago…

>>187882

Craig had a pretty big child porn collection on his windows 95

>>187886

love liquorland Ianuary

>>187888

kek, if Craig has been mixing metho into the goon it will feel like lanuary soon.

>>187621

There's multiple things the BO could do like getting rid of the pepe only image requirement and add tripcodes. Of course BO is a ghost at this point.

Like how many times have people impersonated CheesecakeNEET, NEETking and VaporNEET?

Do you guys already know what you're getting for Christmas?

Gfs are a lot of work. Your neet habits and vices will piss her off, and then she will hide away in the bedroom playing candy crush and scrolling Instagram, which will piss you off in return. Small things that annoy you will then infuriate you, like when she stacks dirty dishes in the sink instead of next to the sink. Then it's all a shitshow until you get her happy again, after which you have to tread carefully and hide your rage at how she fucked up the dumplings. It's tough but shes keeping me on the right path.

>>187877

Not too great, pretty fruitless so far, got some emails yesterday telling me they "found a candidate more suited to the requirements of the position

>>187890

We had tripcodes for a while and most neets didn't like it very much. There is also nothing wrong with the pepe requirement

>>187890

>add tripcodes

I have mixed feels about this, I agree and disagree.

>>187894

Not having trips is one of the reasons Cheesy isn't here.

>>187891

Does she complain when you come back from rape benders when she watches the 6 o clock news?

>>187895

But it does take away from the board while it adds to it. Not having Cheesy here is sad, I hope he is doing better and hope he overcomes the recently road bumps he has experienced.

>>187891

you sound whipped

Caucasian Virgin Mob

>>187900

They fight for rape

>>187903

>those haircuts

>those faces

No wonder japs love weebshit

Is it perverted that I kinda wanna see

>>187903

meet

>>187900

?

>>187905

There's almost certainly a JAV to suit your needs

What are you all up to this afternoon neets?

>>187907

Few chores,getting stoned

Lazy sunday basically

>>187907

Getting a haircut

>>187910

its alright so far. i think i am going to binge some food though.

>>187911

Binge on carrots and celery

>>187912

Looks a bit like NK paid you a visit

>>187913

Nah i was going to make a hamburger and some mi goreng.

>>187879

Junkies are a malignant tumour that need to be killed or their social disease will spread.

>>187915

As long as you put some green stuff in the hamburger it's not so bad

>>187916

What about (You) junkies?

>>187890

Tripcodes are only good for the nonnamedNEETs.

>>187918

Can you repeat that question please?

>>187891

IKTF all too well.

>>187907

Did some gardening then went to bunnings and got a new throne.

>>187910

I see people like that often, I think we just tune in to notice the shit we don't like. The regular, real Australians are still all around us but we don't notice them if we don't actively look for them.

>>187912

Looks like a dried spudo.

>>187912

it's a snake and i hope it bites you

>>187925

Why are you narky this arvo? Do you need a nap.

>>187927

>Who are we quoting?

(You)

>>187925

I wish you cared this much about me…

>>187920

<What about (You) junkies?

>>187927

hey Carl

Some fucking teenager ran into the road. Luckily no one was behind me because I came to a grinding halt with abs and all. The bananas and crackers rolled off the passenger seats and the crackers got crushed, ruining my plans to relax with some spicy capsicum at home.

To make it even worse, he gave me a half frightened half awkward courtesy wave as if I'd done him a favour, cocky little cunt.

Fucking inner city suburbs, neets.

What day is it

>>187936

Just be happy you didn't run the cunt over. You would have to deal with the pigs and probably court.

>>187938

Soon to be Monday.

Imagine a cute oriental girl with big floppy gin tits.

>>187947

I wonder who'd be the rogal dorn of all this, the guilliman also

The weekend is almost over.

NK you boong

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/nsw-police-release-images-of-peeping-tom-stalking-teen-girl/news-story/00834e743ffb4cc4ed6ddd41c28ef09c

>>187950

>The suspect was described as being of Aboriginal/Torres Strait Islander or Pacific Islander in appearance, aged between 25 and 35, with a medium to large build and short dark hair.

>>187953

What a faggot

>>187955

ape on my ankle

>>187956

Beats having a monkey on your back.

>>187958

do you mean targeé?

I'm looking at how much you can earn while on the DSP and its very little:

If your income per fortnight is your pension will reduce by

up to $172 $0

over $172 50 cents for each dollar over $172

I thought it was more, strange.

>>187961

My old man knew a property owner who discovered a cave with aboriginal grafitti in it. He dynamited it rather than have the government/boongs discover its existence.

>>187960

It's basically on par with aprentice wages so you can live off of it, quite well too with budgeting also

>>187965

But how will those poor neets afford to go to Dan?

>>187960

I saved thousands while on DSP, you just need to give up the goon and kfc.

Weber's bung stick