/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Basket ball is quite boring I find.

Was extremely worried we weren't going to get that bum rash, which I was trying to post to. Thank you for beating me to it.

I hate basketball americans.

whatever happened to Pakineet? did he end up killing the girl that rejected him?

>>186850

>Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby Oh, oh Hey, that's Barry White (An obsession, a burning desire) Barry, you want some chicken (The undeniable passion) Aw, you that singin' stuff (The love, of someone are some thing) Y'know you want some chicken (Yes, he was a victim of a Basketball Jones) In fact, I was a baddes dribbler in the whole world

What is this shit?

>>186858

You are very welcome, I have appreciated your pick up's in the past when I have missed spreading the rash.

>>186862

Fucking Zoomers.

>>186862

another terrible thread

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdzljz

>>186865

There is not a single good one here.

>>186870

Oh you!

>>186871

Yes Hello.

>>186870

The next one will be good, it will be a Christmas themed one for December

>>186869

Thank you for the clarification.

>>186873

It will have a frog on it so it will be bad.

>>186873

We already had one of those. It was pretty good because Weber created it.

>>186877

I consider these updates to be very important like a welfare check of sorts.

>>186877

Also those strains on the roof indicate an active use of the Astra over the last week.

>>186880

These are the days of our lives

Im a little tea pot short and stout.

>>186883

no one wants to see your spout

>>186882

>IKTF

>>186884

I might want to.

>>186887

no u don't

>>186885

>"I think it's really, really disappointing that this community gets painted with the same brush for the actions of very, very few," she said.

Once again, the worst 99% of Somalians are giving the other 1% a bad name.

>>186888

Are you sure?

not 100%, but it's something you will come to regret later in life

>>186889

Notice how the expression was bastardised from "tarred with the same brush" to "painted with the same brush" because tar = black = bad

>>186879

They look like poo stains

>>186893

No, I have never heard "tarred with the same brush", you must be a 35+ neet.

>>186894

Good evening

>>186894

The levels of unemployment are rising in the neet thread, it will be a huge election issue

>>186896

>"me dumb say things wrongly"

>>186897

The level of unemployment should be 100%…

>>186894

Why didn't you post the smiling version?

>>186895

Anal can get pretty messy. Just ask ProlapseNEET

>>186902

The messier the merrier.

>>186897

I said by december we will be back where we started, the cycle is real.

>>186903

This is him in action:

https://efukt.com/21157_Won't_Ever_Do_Anal_Again.html

He doesn't even drop a beat.

>>186901

Not in a smiling mood. I'm missing out on on $1000 extra in my pocket.

>>186896

>"tarred with the same brush"

common saying

>>186904

I'm getting tired of this misemployment cycle.

https://reneweconomy.com.au/electric-van-travels-from-arctic-to-argentina-powered-by-sun-wind-and-water-89953/

transaustralia NEETtrip when?

>>186904

I'm still in the same stagnant pool I was in 12 months ago, nothing has changed, I just go around in circles

>>186906

>Not in a smiling mood.

Have a wank +/ binge +/ goon.

>>186909

Excellent advice for every neet

>>186910

You can never get enough of those things tbh

been enjoying red dead redemption lately, that is the original, not the new sequel. very comfy.

>>186909

Might go out and have a few beers.

>>186909

goon + wank * binge = smile?

>>186912

I could go for some new vegas but I don't feel like downloading it again.

>>186915

I have already had all three of them m8, remember they are all pink on the inside

>>186914

>I don't feel like downloading it again

similar to me and a lot of the older generation games, 2004-2012 was a pretty great era in terms of AAA titles. Post 2014/15 everything has just became such complete and utter dogshit gaming wise.

>>186913

You earned it.

>>186914

The binges should be a multiplicative of goon and wanks.

>>186916

One of them is black on the inside from disease now

>>186858

All this time I thought bum rash neet was one person

>>186880

All the flamboyant neets left so we have nothing to goss about

>>186921

The rash has spread.

>>186923

The homosexual agenda did this

>>186924

Not cleaning the communal furniture at the council meetings also caused it.

question for gamerNEETs I have been going to buy killing floor 2 for pc, with a steam download if I have to change hard drives for any reason can I just re download it with the code or is there a time limit from when you first activate it?

I wonder what NK got at Dan's…

https://www.abc.net.au/life/how-technology-can-help-combat-social-isolation/10496024

I knew shitposting here wasn't harmful to my health

>>186925

I think it was the wax we use on the furniture that caused it, it tends to harbour bacteria

>>186930

I told you cunts that just because it's called ear wax doesn't mean it works the same as normal wax

>>186931

well it looked the same color

>>186931

Does the same apply to refilling the lube pump container with cum?

>>186933

I thought I was the only one that did that

>>186934

It's why it has changed consistency over the last fortnight.

Went to the doctors today. Took an hour to see him. Based on the cough I had, he gave me some medication. Hopefully my coughing fits will go away soon.

Night all.

Setting off for the coast again at 4.30 tomorrow morning.

>>186937

ok, thanks

>>186938

I couldn't manage such an early start… Why?

>>186938

damn m8 thats an early start, take care on the road

>tfw summer

>>186942

Not for another 3 hours.

>>186943

I need to ease myself into feels such as this

>>186942

>>186945

My dad kind of looks like the pianist.

>>186929

interesting. i won't get my hopes up though

>>186948

Goodnight

>>186950

Night lover of gooks

>>186950

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>186726

>At ANU

Well Fuck, that's in Canberra, and I'm Canberra NEET, what do

>>186866

Top kek, I actually audibly laughed

Anyone ITT?

>>186956

I'm here, I responed to some NEET saying Jordon Peterson was coming to Canberra I hope he doesn't wash me penis

>>186957

Ok nice, Fuck Jordan Peterson, he's a fucking gay cunt anyway.

>>186952

What was the person from your primary and high school like? I look at people like that from my childhood sometimes, it is pretty depressing for the most part.

>>186726

I'm not going, but it's interesting to know, I kinda hope he's not invited to eat where I work but I also would shitpost in my head if he was

>>186960

Oh but you know that's when you're in the belly of the beast, and let me tell you it's bloody terrifying.

>>186961

Oh yeah, I've prepped food some big names have eaten, once time I'd tell you if I knew it wouldn't dox me

>>186964

get a grip, it's probably in your head, I've been there I know what you may think but if you just try and realise your problems wont go away even if you transition then you might wake up

>>186965

I think he was just joking, trannyNEET.

>>186964

QUICK

Grab a rusty bread knife and cut your balls and knob off

You'll be beeter off without them

>>186966

not a tranny you hue, just felt like it once and got over it

>>186965

>tfw i want a gf so bad i become the gf

>>186969

kek, he wants to be the communal gf

>>186969

Then you can domestic abuse yourself

>>186963

>Coopers

You can really taste the transphobia.

>>186967

I'm going to make your taxes pay for my

T R A N S I T I O N

>>186973

thanks cunt, it some times hurts when I post OC and it doesn't get a you but then later you see that OC posted by someone else and it's all worth it, I think because we're a small group that's why our OC is high quality since it's not there to appeal to some lowest common denominator. but rather just what ever what we find humerous

And yeah it's fucking odd as shit that this place of like 6 NEETs in 'Straya is bringing an output more diverse possible than 4chan a site of Millions

Fuckin love this place and wouldn't be anywhere else on a Friday Night

>>186974

kek

>>186975

sup john

>>186963

>tahlia crossed out

>hue crossed out

>even karen and craig

great stuff, should we frame it for the commune's meeting hall?

>>186976

>hurts when I post OC and it doesn't get a you

Thank you for your service o7

>>186977 (checked)

I'm not John.

>>186978

That's not Karen, that's NoFunNEET

Karen is ok

>>186980

You understand the joke there right Vapour

How is everyone's life going here?

I just finished semester, 1 more to go before I get a B.A.

>>186983

Going ok, getting yelled at but I think the chance of me getting fired is slightly less than it was last week

>>186983

My sleep cycle is completely fucked and I'm missing work because of it. Also I drink too much.

>>186984

Hope you're putting some of that into crypto, it's what I'd do

>>186985

Cruisey you fucking boong

>>186986

:^)

Fuck No, I might as well throw it away if I was going to do that

>>186987

I'm not Cruisey or John

>>186988 (checked, hailed)

This guy gets it.

>>186985

I basically can't drink anymore, I binge drinked about 30 times in 2017 and now my hangovers are really bad. Not worth it for a 30 minute drunken haze.

>>186989

Hitler you boong

>>186993

I'm SlavHitlerNEET.

>>186994

>>186993

You got me.

>>186994

PutinNEET?

>>186991

>drinked

If you're not going to learn the language, get the fuck out of my country.

>>186996

I'm not Putin, although my autism could probably give him a run for his money.

>>186998

I dunno anon, Putin is basically Ascended Autism, basically IRL Solidus Snake that secretly loves Israel

187000

If 187k we're all gonna get gf2k18

>>187001

>>187000

FFFUUUUUUCK

>>187001

offbyone.png

>tfw nearly had gf

>>187001

get in their faster roastie neet

>>187005

Missed it by 2 seconds.

>>187006

And now none of us can get gf2k18.

>>187007

maybe robo womb 2k19 is on the cards

>>187008

I want a robopussy not a robowomb.

>>187009

buy an onahole you boong

>>187011 (checked)

We are master debaters here in /ausneets/ yes.

>>187000 (what a fucking waste)

>>186000

>>185000

>>184000

>>183000

>>182000

>>181000

>>180000

>>187011

kek

>>187012

wew

>>187013

:^)

>>187014

You just cost us all gf2018 you piece of shit REEEE

>>187015

2018 is shit for GFs, any ways we're getting GFs on the NEETup New Years party

You may have no girlfriends, but at least you have each other.

>>187018

Well honestly just like Israel we have many Jewish PM's such as Malcolm Turnbull, Malcolm Frasier and Isaacs

Also Parkes was a myth, it was Homebush/Tindabella

>>187019

>Jewish PM's such as Malcolm Turnbull

rp on the jq ^

Is Whitlam a Jew

Also I'll put money right now that the leader of the Liberal Party heading into the election after Next will be Josh Frydenberg unless Tony's Plan comes into fruition and he gets his place back

>>186997

Thats negative man.

>>187023

You can go with him! I'm sick of this shit!

>>187022 (checked)

>(((Josh Frydenberg)))

The amount of echoes in this name blew out my speakers.

FATDICKS

anyone itt

>>187018

Thanks mate, I don't like yids either

>>187028

I am, just got back from the servo

>>187029

what did you get cobber

>>187030

just some smokes

>>187031

what brand

>>187032

holiday blues, as cheap as they come

>>187034

>>187035

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

wish I wasn't still up

>>187037

you have lost control

>>187037

Drink the goon faster and let the coma take hold.

>>186963

Pretty good man.

>>186964

I watched that dude/chicks video last night, youtube suggested it to me, maybe I'm catching the gay.

The comments in the video really show how far we have come as a society.

>>187041

What type of training is on a weekend? Like cpr/first aide?

>>186968

>just felt like it once

go on

>>187043

Nah, NDIA shit.

>>186976

>then later you see that OC posted

IKTF

>Fuckin love this place and wouldn't be anywhere else on a Friday Night

Ain't you a lovely NEET.

>>187044

His potential was furfilled most likely.

>>187047

He wont have any left if he ends up as the communal gf.

>>187001

damn

>>187049

He'll have to go back to giving instead of receiving.

Why…

https://abc7.com/4784236/

>>187013

Fuck you. I told you that in confidence and now you are spreading that info.

NEETs can't be trusted.

That's the last thing I wanted to read first thing this morning.

>>187051

That'll be difficult if he goes through with the snip.

>>187034

>>187035

>>187036

Howdy NEETs.

>>187054

He's more a tuck and tape guy

>>187055

Is it as tasty though?

Morning.

Made it to the coast.

Motherbot made me breakfast.

>>187059

Did you wake up at 4:30 am for this road trip?

>>187059

Say good morning to her from all of us.

>>187059

>>187041

Also, good morning.

>>187062

Morning.

>tfw no time to fap

>>>/b/8486220

>>187064

I am more of a

>>>/b/8486263

>>187060

Woke up at 4. Departed at 4.33.

>>187035

What is Karen chasing here?

>>187067

NK

>>187068

Too many dexis

>>187034

I've completed no-sugar november, so it's time for a sugar bender. Oddly I'm not looking forward to it as much as I thought I would a few weeks ago

>>187071

Why undo the good work?

>>187071

Don't do it. It's so easy to go straight back to eating shit.

I had a healthy Lent and then within a month I was back to eating the same old crap.

>>187073

Jesus was so disappointed in you.

>>187074

I'll add that one to the list.

>>187075

How big is the list?

>>187076

I do not have the time to find out how extensive it is. I doubt he does either.

>>187072

>>187073

You fail to grasp the most basic concepts of neetdom. I'm afraid I have to ask you not to post here anymore.

Alright NEETs my goal is to not masturbate till next tuesday.

I hope NK survived last night. There were not many aboriginal posts.

I just cut myself and i can not remember how i did it at all. i just felt my finger hurting and there was seeping out of my cut, it is annoying how i cant remember how it happened.

>>187085

No… im trying to retrace my steps but nothing is coming to me.

>>187083

The dexies are destroying his soul. Soon abo poo posts will be a relic of the past, something archaelogists study in the archives of 8chan.

>>187086

Just let it heal, it has happened to me this week and that's all I am doing now. Who cares, it has happened.

>>187087

>The dexies are destroying his soul

I feel that it is creating a more organised and enhanced boong. The quality of his boong posts has increased but their quantity has decreased.

>>187084

You got abducted by aliens, they prepare you for tonight's anal probing, and they forgot to close the hole they put nanorobots into you with.

Try not to sleep.

alien aboriginal anal probing finger

>>187088

>Just let it heal, it has happened to me this week and that's all I am doing now. Who cares, it has happened.

as i was thinking about it the only thing that really could of cut me would be paper so it could be a paper cut. its just strange i feel like i should notice, but i guess it is similar to bruises i get that i have no memory of.

>>187090

I was reading and responding to a thread on half chan about how this guy is going to get his gf to insert her first up his arse. Someone said he should rename the OP's picture were his gfs fingers are up his arse to the "puppet master" and your post reminded me of the thread.

>>187091

I do it when moving stuff and sometimes while moving between doors in tight places. I would only really care if the site got infected. I gave up caring about an hour after I discovered what I did.

Can someone who watches the news explain to me why people in this country get so worked up this 'boat people' silliness? Why do right wingers oppose them when they're not increasing the total number of immigrants/refugees entering the country? Why do lefties get so worked up about defending them when boat arrivals just take up space in the refugee quota that could be used by actual refugees? I never understand it.

>>187095

cause it looks good on TV, and Howard started the hate the boat people thing with the children overboard scandal, even though he knew the truth, he was very good at playing to peoples fear

>>187095

Because … niggers

Fuck them

>>187018

Been to oz, its a mixture of brit culture, rugby cricket etc, the only USA things I saw was 7-11 a few imported cars, music etc of the USA is known thru the Anglo sphere, only far left wingers are bothered about Palestine properly the rest just larp for the banter.

>>187095

>Why do right wingers oppose them when they're not increasing the total number of immigrants/refugees entering the country?

because they are basic conservacucks

>>187098

>Been to oz, its a mixture of brit culture

Did you mean "American culture"? It's unfortunately more US than Brit at this point.

Give us a fucking Pres a Manger or whatever they are called

>>187055

top jej

>>187098

>only far left wingers are bothered about Palestine

I'm not annoyed too much about Palastine but I am annnoyed about Golan Heights and honestly the harm Israel does to the world by existing is immense

>>187100

Is that a gay club?

>>187103

>Deebly goncerned about jews moving into arab neighbourhoods

tbqh I'm more worried about somalians moving into australian neighbourhoods, but each to his own

>>187105

Somalians are only coming here because kike wars fucked up their country

We need to honestly stay out of other countries affairs and make sure they stay out

>>187104

nah, it's a backpackers bar/club. from what Iv've gathered, it's cheep and shit tier.

im not gay but gay people like me. such is life

>>187107

Stop wearing arseless chaps and they'll leave you alone

>>187108

but they give me a nice breeze

>arseless chaps

hot

>>187110

no NEET they give you a cool breeze, they're not hot to wear

>>186976

>I think because we're a small group that's why our OC is high quality since it's not there to appeal to some lowest common denominator

Whenever I create OC for this board, it's done with the lowest common denominator neet in mind. I need those (you)s.

>>187096

basically half the shit they talk about on the news is sensationalism.

shark deaths are a great example.

from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_shark_attacks_in_Australia

I counted 32 shark attack deaths since 2010 on there.

http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs@.nsf/Lookup/by%20Subject/3303.0~2017~Main%20Features~Australia's%20leading%20causes%20of%20death,%202017~2

in 2017 alone, they count:

>Malignant neoplasm of colon, sigmoid, rectum and anus: 5,325 deaths

>Intentional self-harm: 3,128 deaths

>Accidental falls: 2,782 deaths

>Influenza: 1,255 deaths

>Alcohol-related intentional self-harm: 759 deaths

etc.

>>187095

this.

>>187114

Well Terrorism is thrown a lot because it makes someones point more poingient

You'll see some leftie go on about incel terrorism every day now

>>187114

normies don't know about the exec heart disease trap

>>187110

>IKTF

Still digesting that Archie Luxury video posted a while back. It kind of grows on you, thank you. He's a strange man with his many personas.

@ 1:02:15 when someone tries to get Archy to face the reality of his life and family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxvRb2o5NBU

>>187121

>@ 1:02:15

If you watch the start when he rambles on how he cares about his families and then gets all awkward at this point. The guy is also named John behind the camera, is that he where he ended up?

>>187123

The gen or in your NEET cave?

>>187123

How's your back?

>>187127

I just thought it might be getting sore from carrying /ausneets all this time

>>187128

Nice, try making a split screen with lifeline neet calling on the other end.

>>187130

I didn't make, but that would be good if Dan and LifelineNEET had a conversation.

>>187129

That's why I am posting less and less, I have to have a break to recover from all the work I put in.

>>187084

You'll have to become an emo now neeto

>>187132

Do you engage in any fun activities to reward yourself?

>>187042

It's actually a girl. However, this is a boy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG0iOvxsLW0

>>187135

What a strange world we live in

>>187100

i'll go with you i have never been to a club

>>187108

he must be festivalNEET wearing his festival shorts

>>187114

Heart disease is just another word for old age

*chucks a brown eye at nofun*

>>187139

It's also another name for my gf2k18 exploits

>>187135

Why?Is it a fame thing or do you reckon he actually likes doing it? is this peak hedonism? the fact that everyone refers to him as a girl also confuses me.

>>187142

He wants to get his dick cut off and become a girl. It's not some 'drag' profession. He actually wants to be a she… sad.

>>187142

It's just the natural result of the path internet culture is taking

>>187143

These vile creatures are not he’s or she’s, but it’s and need to be killed.

>>187145

I agree. There is a line crossed when they willingly cut their balls off.

Literally weimar 2.0

>>187017

Your girly hair may qualify you for temporary communal gf status

>>187147

won't having sex with another male NEET make us gay?

>>187148

no

>>187148

already am :^)

>>187149

ok,I'm in

>>187149

>>187150

>>187151

All banned from the NEET commune

>>187152

just let us pound you from behind for a day or 2 and see if you like it,remember it won't make you Gay

>>187152

Kicking out all the neets that don't angrily oppose homosexuality may have some unintended consequences

>>187154

We do need someone to make the sandwiches I guess

>>187121

>>187118

>>187122

Archie's videos are very entertaining, they do take a while to grow on you though.

I would say Archie (Even unemployed Archie) is not like a NEET at all, he strikes me more as a failed normie of generations past. He has little in common with failed normies today.

I wonder how real his obsession with luxury goods is and how much is due to his boomer upbringing of thinking if you have the right "goods" women will flock to you.

Here is Greg, he is another of my favourite YouTubers. Who are your most watched YouTube channels?

>>187155

I assumed all food would be supplied by the local kfc

Did all my fellow haircutNEETs get a trim?

>tfw saw how badly I was balding in the mirror

>>187158

Letting my hair grow out currently up to my shoulders

>>187158

I was going to but if I go another week or two it will look better for Christmas.

>saw how badly I was balding in the mirror

I know that feel neeto, it's getting awful thin up top these days.

Big black aboriginal cock ramming down young neet throats

>>187161

aboriginals do not have big cocks

>baldness

Pretty sure this is a sign of jewish, or at least mediterranean ancestry.

Severely healthy neet

>>187163

Life just gets better and better

>>187156

>Who are your most watched YouTube channels?

I just browse random videos and when I find a channel I bookmark the video (I hate those introduction videos on the channel pages) I am watching that I used to branch off into the channel.

>>187161

yummo

How much glue/goon does that cost nowadays? Been out of the game for a bit, ya know?

>>187167

Glue is free if you sniff in store

Killing japs in MoH: Pacific Assault rn, /comfy/

>>187158

Yes, it feeling much lighter now even though it wasn't that long.

>>187168

Do boongs try to drink in the bottleo?

>>187169

our local weeb neets will not be impressed

>>187171

Almost certainly yes. Have you been around boongs much? They're a funny bunch

>>187172

I'm playing it while I wait for "Grave of the Fireflies" to download, I both love and hate japs.

>>187135

>a boy

Bonbi isn't a boy you dunce, she started claiming that in the hopes that the Russians planning to kidnap her would lose interest.

>>187177

This all sounds fascinating

>no dan's nearby

>go to BWS instead

>feel guilty because BWS isn't a meme like Dan

>>187172

195 nationalities in the world, and you have to kill one of the few decent ones

>>187179

They are both woolworths owned so I don't think the shills will be too bothered

>>187182

photoshopneet has been hitting the goon a bit too often by the looks of it

How do you feel about the Irish?

>>187184

Can't say I care about them much. It gets tiring trying to remember all the random nationalities I'm supposed to disdain so the Irish slip under my radar.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-01/mother-left-with-430-pc-loan-to-short-term-credit-agent-cigno/10571730

so she has an intellectual disability and relies on a Centrelink pension for income. she borrows $175 then she misses the repayment then less then 3 months later she owes $935.50 due to late fees and other fees. so i was thinking is she retard and the answer is yes she is.

Visiting gook lady

>>187191

I wonder why poor neets don't just rip off tards and boomers instead of relying on cenno

>>187192

Why isn't she visiting you?

>>187192

tell us how i goes. also tell her about us.

>>187191

I agree she made a dumb decision and should pay back at least twice the amount but from what I read how the company is structured seems to be exploitative of Australian laws. Those people wanting to get their money back are always threatening cunts, so I hate them all. I have had family who felt threatened by them and hocked their stuff paying even more in interest to pay off their debts (and back their shit) because the cunts refused to do part payments (few years back). This wasn't a payday or credit card debt, it was a debt collectors Cenno used.

>>187193

Fraud and stealing money is a crime that always looked at unfavorably. Your reputation never really recovers when you are caught with shit, as people who know about it don't trust you anymore from what I have heard

>>187196

You might get to meet Tracy Grimshaw, though

>>187197

Yeah, but what if that Ben or whoever he is appears?

>>187199

>is actually a bleeding heart liberal in denial

>secretly happy on the inside

Controversial

>>187199

I need a plan of attack for next year

>>187201

What would you like to achieve?

>>187201

well it depends, who you want to attack NEET

>>187200

yeah that isn't that applicable to me

>>187203

>attack of the killer NEET

aboriginal new years resolutions

whats the best madonna song

>>187207

I liked the one about VN

>>187199

Wow that non-bloomer non-doomer picture is really accurate for me except the bleed heart liberal bit. scary.

>>187208

huh

>>187207

vogue

Anyone ever talk to themselfs on this board. Like reply to your own posts. It's become a habit only on this board

>>187202

-Quit smoking

-save at least 10k

-start playing sport again and commit to it

-get down to 70kg

-find a better job with more normal working hours

- go on a date

>>187212

I don't here but I do on other boards if I forget to add a bit of information to my post. It looks better to see two posters working together than one retard who pseudo edits his post

>>187213

Very good plan. What job would you like to be doing next year?

>>187214

That's smart. I'll keep that in mind next time i make a mistake