/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>184568

Comes with its own tartare sauce.

I like this Pepe

I've heard fucking is pretty good

Rape is always the answer

>>184578

I felt pride in my scottish herratige at times as a kid, why do you ask

Did we go through the entire last thread without a single autist pointing out the OP didn't link the previous thread?

>>184582

Only Possum really cared about that stuff.

>>184582

I thought about it, but Possum has forsaken us and Cruisey just doesn't care enough.

>>184583

He cared about a lot of important things

>>184581

>why do you ask

I don't really know. I was looking at the picture and how that kid was smiling. I was more or less wondering whether there was a moment in life beyond birth that resulted in the NK we love and cherish today. The question still feels too broad…

>>184573

>AusNEETs

>Don't quit your job

Can we at least pretend this is a place for NEETs?

>>184579

IKTF

>>184584

we have been forsaken to swim about our own vomit for all eternity

I'm still waiting for science-gatekeeper-NEET to tell me why I can't be a real scientician.

>>184589

"As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly" is an aphorism which appears in the Book of Proverbs in the Bible — Proverbs 26:11 (Hebrew: כְּ֭כֶלֶב שָׁ֣ב עַל־קֵאֹ֑ו כְּ֝סִ֗יל שֹׁונֶ֥ה בְאִוַּלְתֹּֽו‎ Kəḵeleḇ šāḇ ‘al-qê’ōw; kəsîl, šōwneh ḇə’iwwaltōw.), also partially quoted in the New Testament, 2 Peter 2:22.

>>184591

He has to get his bachelor and phd first.

>>184593

Well bantered.

>>184582

I've noticed this on a couple of threads and it made my 'tism play up really badly.

>>184584

Lift your game, fellas.

>>184593

I got my """bachelor""" right here in my pants.

>>184592

THANK YOU FRIENDLY MERCHANT

>>184579

Who are you quoting?

Going to the doctors tomorrow and hopefully my ears will get unblocked.

>tfw repressed

>>184598

These posts >>184563 >>184566 >>184569

>>184596

you mean your Stunted friend

>>184599

oh shut the fuck up

>>184601

a metaphorical job.

>>184606

hello talking doggie

>>184606

Not where I live, the temperature has been fucking weird

>>184606

Been pretty cool here.

>>184373

Her church going shit, looked like a korean pop doll. But black.

What should I do NEETs: Drink whisky and call in sick? Drink no more and go to work tomorrow?

>>184611

Do they all do this, or just her?

>>184612

go to work m8, it's no fun when you really can't work

>>184613

JUST FUCK OFF YOU RETART CUNTNUGGET

>>184584

>Cruisey just doesn't care enough.

This is what you all wanted wasn't it?

>>184613

I will miss character we you "go"

>>184614

Just her. Most of them wear shit that is in between tribal and western formal. Like a dinner dress (or whatever they're called) with funky patterns on them.

>>184612

Wouldn't that mean three weeks off work?

>>184407

Yes.

>>184409

In that case, no.

>>184423

Hmm. That explains it. He's a fucking degenerate.

>>184618

Fuck me i need to proof read.

i will miss this character when you "go"*

>>184598

Dude it's a greentext story relax. Take some risperidone to soothe your autism.

>>184625

Mummybot is cooking it now.

>>184610

>>184625

>>184606

Those dogs are ugly.

>>184621

Don't bother replying then…

>>184603

My little problem.

>>184627

That is the wrong approach, we should instead be asking

>What are you implying?

>>184629

Cheer up.

Large throbbing aboriginal penis

>>184634

You all should've been nicer to him and not try to be cunts. The cunts were left on /aus/.

>>184628

This is a lot like my day except I woke up late, went out to a cafe for breakfast, and hit the gym.

>>184630

Chicken, cabbage, egg with rice. sort of like bubble and squeak

>>184628

NEETlyfe was so simple.

>>184636

I'm fine with cunts, I left /aus/ because they banned NK, thats all

Misso is deeply unimpressed with me not going back to work. Worrying development.

We're still getting fish and chips tho

>>184643

Final Meal

>>184625

I reheated some spag bol

>>184620

how so?

>>184642

Well I was a DSPNEET, technically still am, I had it really easy.

>>184643

Do you think she will stay with you if you become a full blown NEET again? we should move into the warehouse with you?

>>184646

My mistake, some NEET on Sunday last week was telling us how he was going to call in sick after calling in sick for the past two weeks. Unless he means Monday sickies.

>>184643

If she breaks up with you throw her my way.

>>184643

monk you boong, get back to work

get a robot arm

>>184654

She looks a bit like a stripper I know, but isn't.

>>184654

why is 2b such a cosplay trend

>>184655 (checked)

Why do you know a stripper?

Get a Goddamn job NEET.

>>184657

Is 2b the character? Sorry I don't watch Taiwanese cartoons.

>>184658

I am a worldly gentleneet.

>>184653

What would getting a handjob from a robotic arm be like?

>>184657

Shitty but popular game + slutty clothing = cosplayers flock to it

>>184658

he's a pimp

>>184661

Is your arsehole really turning inside out every other day, or are you shitposting?

>>184663

I thought Near Tomato was good

If trips we're all gonna get gf2k18.

>>184666

FUUUUCK

>>184667

FUUUUCK

>>184665

Take a guess mate.

>>184664

>>184662

Sounds degenerate. Tell me more

>>184652

He should, it's not a good time to be on cenno.

Huge backlog when processing new claims leave you without an income for a while and then he'd have to get a separation cert from his job and deal with MAX fuckers.

I hate going to work but it's a lot easier than dealing with the system for fuck all money

>>184663

>tfw not getting a handjob at 100kHz from an industrial robot arm

>>184669

I'd hope it's a joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if one of the Anime NEETs has tried to emulate Kinky Jo and given themselves a medical problem.

>>184671

>I hate going to work but it's a lot easier than dealing with the system for fuck all money

Billy's going to change all of that.

>>184673

AbStudy cunts!

>>184676

Sorry, I'm a human.

>>184676

BoongStudy m8

>>184678

I bet this exists under a more PC name.

I'll have one pint glass of whisky and pepsi and then go to work tomorrow.

>>184680

pencil dick

>>184681

>whisky and pepsi

Use equal parts.

>>184675

If he can get rid of wfd neetdom will be redeemed

>>184683

I do. 250ml and 250ml. Enough room left over for 2 ice cubes.

>>184681

fair enough, do what it takes to get through the day

Cruisey, what proportion of your church congregation is nigger?

Far too busy at the shops today neetos

>>184686

It's like his hair thought his chin was the top of his head.

>>184692

He died inflating his gay ballsack. True story.

>>184693

Fuck you, Dan. I'm the one who shits in the craft beer isle at your Munno Para store.

>>184690

99%

LOLOLOLOL SBS News has a story about Sudanese flooding disability care in the Red Centre.

>>184696

Jesus (PBUH). How much actual Christianity gets preached?

>>184697

"Indigenous culture and African culture is similar".

>>184688 (checked, hailed)

Is this UFC?

>>184696

Do you feel like eminem?

>>184700

Similar IQs too.

>>184701

Dick punching not allowed under current UFC rules. You'd have to go back to early UFC or Pride matches to see that.

>>184703

Craig is to quick, your getting old Dan

>>184704

Similar world contribution to science.

>>184702

Mummybot's spaghetti.

>>184708

Ass sweaty

>>184709

We did not need to know this hue

>>184698

It goes all day and like 10 different preachers say shit. If it only went for an hour I'd go more but they like it too much.

>>184709

Do hue males have thick arses too?

>>184709

I love Betty

>>184712

Why would you want to know that?

REPENT

>tfw you realise you forgot to put the washing on the line 4 hours ago

>>184711

Yeah, that's like my local Anglican church when my ordained (white) "friend" is a priest. There's one white service on Sunday and 3 nigger services. Fucking disgusting how they've just let the niggers take over the church.

>>184714

Curiosity is the driving force of human brilliance, neeto

>>184715

Enjoy the mould.

>>184697

Link?

>>184716

theres no whites to do the job m8

>>184699

No need to worry, that ball sack killed him.

>>184720

It was live news, frend. They might repeat the broadcast at 10pm or something.

>>184718

Yeah, gonna have to re-wash that shit.

>>184719

You have the weirdest shit on your computer

>>184705

Dick squeezing is allowrd

>>184722

If everyone followed such advice all goons would be wankless

>>184721

There's a solid white congregation, but for some reason they've decided that the niggers can have the church for another 12 hours each Sunday.

>>184727

This sport sounds pretty gay tbh.

>>184730

All contact sports are designed around base homosexual urges

>>184727

You sure? Sounds a bit gay.

Pride was good back when they allowed elbow strikes to the groin and back of neck.

>>184730

I like the American one where semi-attractive women play football in lingerie

>>184733

You're a FUCKING WHITE MALE!

>>184733

Won't be long before trannies start to dominate that too

>>184719

lol, what a tripper

>>184735

And you won't be able to criticise their flapping junk.

>>184732

>>184730

It's a real man's sport

I remember the greatest fighter, dick squeezing mick. He would grab his opponents dick and squeeze it while he tickles his nipples causing him to giggle and piss but with his dick being squeezed the piss won't come out and he taps out from the pain

>>184738

Are there any.. women.. here?

>>184731

…and territory control / war.

>>184739

I tried taking a piss while pinching my foreskin closed when I was 11 or thereabouts. Toilet room got covered in piss within a few seconds.

>>184742

Did you do this at school?

>>184743

No, at home. I didn't have a lot of forethought back then.

>>184742

We all know you don't have a foreskin, NK

>>184740

no no…

"deep voice" NO NO

>>184745

Oy vey!

>>184746

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

>>184744

I remember in primary school a kid left his pencil case on a bench so I took it into the bushes and pissed in it and put it back on the bench

>>184749

Somebody broke up a meat pie in my pencil case one lunchtime. I discovered this as I sat down to an end of year exam.

>>184749

Did he like it?

>>184751

Probably not, he had a scientific calculator in there and back then they were expensive

>>184752

Maybe it was nofun

>>184752

He would have been pissed.

>>184750

Did you eat it ?

>>184752

In 1982 I poured my sippy cup of orange juice on my father's scientific calculator. They were REALLY expensive back then.

>>184756

He must have molested the shit out of you for that

>>184755

No, I felt like crying or saying fuck it and walking out.

>>184757

He kept it long on a shelf in his study until I was a teenager to show me just how fucked it was.

>wonder how the fish and chips were

>>184761

>IKTF

I think I'll have fish&chips too

But no nigress

>>184761

Squirted the mayo at a 90o

>>184761

Whiting is about $80/kg in SA now.

>>184763

Your NEETlore is off.

Do you NEETs prefer chicken salt or normal salt on your chips?

>>184765

I heard SA was more into Blacking anyway

>>184763

One of those is probably cheaper than some fish

>>184767

I don't like salt

>>184766

my neetlore is always off, I think everyone has a black gf

>>184767

Chicken salt on chips, regular salt on everythign else.

>>184764

You should go see a doctor.

>>184767

Sugar and balsam vinegar.

>>184770

This actually killed some woman who tried to walk the Kakoda Track last year. No salt intake and too much water == fucked cells.

>>184767

normie salt

>>184765

fuuuuuck, good quality Angus Beef Tenderloins are $50/kg so Whiting being $80 is insane

>>184775

That'll learn the bitch

>>184767

Rosmary Salt

>>184775

I'm too fat to try that anyway

>>184778

She still reflects on the day.

>>184780

Me too, but I remember feeling smug because Mummybot complained about me putting salt on everything.

>>184777

>good quality

>Angus

Marketing makes everything taste different than it actually does.

>>184780

>>184782

Just hire one of the natives to carry you.

>>184779

Melbourne hipsters like Monk prefer pink Himilayan salt.

>>184772

salt and vinegar when I grew up, plus for less than 2 dollars you got enough chips for 7 or 8 people

>>184786

How much was a good boong back then?

>>184786

Those were the days

And you get served by a cute young Aussie girl and her mum, not some old paki chink

>>184774

Balsamic vinafrican-american.

>>184785

it's pink cause the camels have pissed on it

>>184784

This also reminds me. One of the Libs actually saved Anthony Albanese from drowning on the track a couple of years ago. Dumb cunts can't help themselves.

>>184788

yeah, those days are gone

I've made salt crystals. It's fun.

>>184793

I told you m8, those white lumps on your nuts aren't salt crystals

You really need to see a doctor

>>184791

I like Albo, he seems ok.

>>184786

Yeah, minimum from my local is $3.50 and I (130kg Weber) can't eat them all.

Old Greek owner woman was asking me the other day what would have become of Australia if the British hadn't colonised it. She hates the boongs who hang around out the front.

>>184795

Perhaps, but why would you save your enemy?

>>184787

one winfield red and a light

>>184798

I thought you ripped them up?

>>184793

NK has made a lot Crystals in last nights session.

>>184800

*smoked

>>184801

He munches them

Should we cook meth on the NEET commune ?

>>184797

To say you saved them with your own hands?

>>184805

It was a rhetorical question. We shared a knowing smile.

>>184804

Yes but only as a way to make money. ASIO pls no buly

>>184806

Instead of scoring a free seat in the lower house?

>>184804

We just need a visiting psychologist and an ear piece connected to NK advising each NEET.

>>184808

It's alright, ASIOneet got fired

abbo sex

>>184808

They only bully because it's one of their primary sources of income.

>>184811

Your NEETlore sux. Weber was ASIOneet at one point.

>>184809

Some cunt in the Labor party would probably just replace them.

>>184812

Get your filthy hands off our hot boong chicks pakistan

>>184812

How are you going Paki? still want to kill yourself?

>>184815

Lol, there was many an ASIOneet

>>184816

Only after a successful bi-election. Different in the upper house.

>>184818

Last we heard he was due to burn somebody's face off with acid.

If you had a massive dick could you strangle yourself to death with it?

>>184822

No, I've tried.

>>184822

No, but you could black yourself out.

>>184821

I haven't seen it on liveleak as of yet

>>184822

Just the skin from your ballsack is strong enough to sustain the weight of your whole body, so I assume yes your dick could probably do that if it was comically long.

>>184807

I'm talking about land rights on Proxima Centauri!

>>184824

Blackface is frowned upon

>>184825

No, I suggested jokingly that that was his next course of action.

>>184826

This is why possum doesn't post here anymore.

>>184828

I meant from lack of blood flow to the noggin.

It must be great being a B-grade British actor. They just keep giving you documentary hosting work to do.

>>184822

If I had a massive dick I wouldn't be here

>>184826

There is no fucking way my ballsack is sustaining 130kg of me suspended from the ceiling.

>>184833

Massive dicks aren't the be-all and end-all. Non-whores will bail on you.

>tfw no comically enlarged ballbag from years of silicone injections

>>184835

But you can club them down with your massive penis before they escape

>>184836

He'd have died in agony from sepsis.

>>184835

As long as they let me flail on them first it's all good

>>184835

True story.

>>184838

But at least he'll have a big cum shot.

>>184840

Unfortunately.

Big Dick NEET Squad

>>184834

>130KG

Oh. Probably not.

But someone of normal weight definitely can do it, I have photo and video proof.

>>184844

I'm sure you do Hue, you're just that kind of guy.

>>184844

You need to visit that big jesus statue

>>184844

I can't imagine even 80kg being do-able.

>>184844

Can you post the video of the guy ringing the bell with his dick/balls.

>>184849

and video?

>>184849

Amazing…

>>184849

He's probably 65kg and it looks to be at breaking point (the white bit).

>>184841

I don't think that's how physics / medicine works, NEET.

>>184853

Do you really want to know?

>>184849

>That filename

fucking wew

>>184855

I want to shoot giant silicone loads.

>>184856

LMFAO

>>184856

christ

>>184856

You should rename it to "Nk after 5 emus and some dexies"

>>184856

Imagine glancing into your neighbors window and seeing that

>>184846

CHRIST THE REDEEMER

>>184858

Do you really?

https://www.xvideos.com/video26294277/silicone_tex_cumshot

>>184865

LOL at the Plato in the background.

>>184865

>100 dollar note

>pseudy literature

you goddamn showoff

>>184865

Monk you philosophical boong

also

>Dimmies

>Fried

Fuckin reeing

>>184856

Add it to your collection

>>184870

Do you have any naked women on your computer?

>>184870

That was better, thank you.

>>184870

We just call that Friday Night.

>>184871

Yes.

>>184864

Weak cumshot.

>>184865

That will keep the fan club happy

>>184874

non-animated?

>>184874

Any videos of them hanging from things with their flaps?

Hue you fucking boong I've already seen these

give me something new

>>184875

I am guessing it doesn't change the mechanics. I found one were it just pores out but he probably lacks the training to do that.

>>184878

No, but I have 3 female dwarves gangbanging a male dwarf.

>>184877

Many.

>>184865

>revolt against the modern world

you spaz

>>184870

HueNEET you are a scholar.

>>184881

Just share it, he must be getting close.

>>184871

Plebe.

>>184885

This is why Possum left.

>>184885

the male one looks like eggman

>>184887

tbh it is a very valid reason to leave

>>184888

i am teh eggman coo coo cachoo

looks liek i;kk be catching teh train tomorrwo nooets

>>184891

Cruisey you absolute boong, get off the beers

I've never actually read those books, I'm an impulsive shopper in book stores

>>184894

What is the top book?

>>184894

We know.

>>184894

haha IKTF

>>184892

ton cruisue

>>184885

Ok I haven't seen this, keep it coming

>>184898

M-muh lore.

>>184885

HueNEET what's the biggest cumshot video you've got? I'm asking for SiliconeFanNEET

>>184899

boong bruise

>>184902

Kids these days don't know about Peter North.

>>184903

NOT crsieuy

>>184902

I don't think I have any videos with particularly large cumshots.

I have a picture of a guy who came on a bird somewhere but I doubt I'll find it, I have another of a guy cumming on an earthworm, and I have another of a guy who's not cumming but he has one of those weird injections on his dick and balls and they're huge.

>>184788

The aussie bloke who ran the old chip shop near me would let you take the fish out back and give it a fuck before he cooked it so it would taste like your own semen

>>184907

I had to read a whole half of this post before realizing it was you

>>184796

It would of been colonised by the Dutch since they controlled nearby Indonesia

Would of meant we'd have legal weed though

You cunts are forcing my hand.

>>184911

What exactly is that hand doing, neet?

>>184911

Which of the videos are you wanking to?

da league of extraordinary gentlemans is on soon

>>184914

I'm watching Open Range, it's a comfy western but I need to come back here every so often to deal with you fucking children/.

>>184911

Sunday night is degenerate neet night

>>184916

Sunday is banhammer friendly night.

>>184916

Every day is a Sunday when you're a neet

>>184918

None of us are NEETs

>>184918

I should start having a sunday roast every day then.

>>184919

I'm a weekend neet

>>184920

You couldn't afford it.

>>184915

You perform official duties one or twice a week at most.

>>184923

I didn't realise there would be so much work involved.

>>184922

If the roast supplied your food for the whole day, I believe a DSP tier neet might be able to live like that

>>184922

You steal the roast from coles

>>184926

Why do that when cows are just left unattended in paddocks?

>>184928

Sweet dreams you two.

>>184927

Why rent when houses are just left in the streets?

>>184910

why wank when there are unattended women

Why NEET when there are jobs on seek?

>>184928

Now there's a japanese qt I could get behind.

>>184934

I made a mistake again, I meant Jeanne d'Arc Alter Lilly Santa Lancer not Jeanne d'Arc Alert Lilly Santa Lancer.

>>184928

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>184935

She has a penis so you'll have to get in front of her.

All Japanese women have penises and babies come out of their bumhole

Night all.

>>184939

Night.

>>184904

I'm a 90s kid, I 'member Peter North he was gay lol

>>184941

Was he really? Wouldn't surprise me.

>>184909

Would New Holland be less cucked about muslims and africans?

>>184942

IDK if he was gay per se, but he did a lot of gay pornos.

Speaking of 90s porn, who was the idiot that would always say "droppin' loooooads" while jerking off on some woman's face?