/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Hi

Can't say I'm completely on board with the rabid hatred that a lot of young people express towards them

>>185346

in both

once, like

>>185343

They're old and complain a lot.

Lets just use this thread.

Where are you all?

NEETs?

Hello?

>>185358

i think everyone's stuck in a limbo of indecisiveness, trying to decide which thread to post in.

>>185361

The other one doesn't even have a picture now.

>>185362

it's just too much pressure

>>185363

This is why possum doesn't post anymore.

>>185358

Leaving forever.

>>185367

thanks NoFun, love the compliment

>>185367

k

>>185367

Who are you concluding at ?

>>185370

G'night m8

8chan is /prolapsed/ now

This imageboard is our oyster

This oyster is my imageboard.

i haven't had clams in a while.

I wish I had a gf

No you don't, there fucking horrible and expensive.

>>185379

You want a fucking car mate….

OR DRUGS

>>185376

Cram your clum in the clam.

>>185378

oysters aren't clams in fact the two are served very very differently

>>185382

Woah. Go on.

>>185383

Slovenia ….

What sort of barnyard animals do you sexually abuse in Slovenia again ?

>>185383

I know it's obious but you know clams are usually served as in a soup when Oysters are served as they are in a shell, often with a sauce added ie a kilpat style with killpat sauce and bacon

Oysters disgust me.

They're a lump of salty slimy organs.

>>185386

uncultured NEET i bet the oysters you ate were old or unwashed

If we have NEET party I'll make sure to have a few dozen oysters in various styles for the NEETs to try

>>185384

neeets

>>185389

I'm not a NEET you boong, I'm here because I treasure the NEETs

>>185384

why would you say that? we're not known for that although i did read an article about a guy fucking a horse once.

>>185385

i wasn't being sarcastic, i genuinely didn't know the difference. I just though they were all clams, served in shells. like i said, i haven't had them in a while, i'm no expert.

>>185392

Why not just throw it out and claim that you ate it?

>>185393

If I allow them to do this stuff it gets worse. Although I've already witnessed how they're competely incapable of learning, it seems like if you hammer something enough into their heads their behavior changes a bit.

>>185394

go eat some cheese balls then, you fucking monkey

>>185392

Just don't eat it you mong.

>>185395

>>185394

Schizophrenia?

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>>185343

schizophrenia?

>>185398

>implying more than one hue can use the internet at a time

I wish I never started taking anti depressants

what a shit year bros

>>185398

Thanks for the (You)s Hue

How many NEETs are willing to talk on Riot.IM?

I could or someone could set one up and the Discord can be purged.

Time for sleep. Night Night NEETs

Good morning.

Terrible threads. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves. It is no wonder Possum and Chadcake left.

>>185404

>>185406

>>185407

Morning.

>>185409

Pretty good.

Fucking mornings. I hate waking up. Oh, good morning neets

>>185343

GAS THE BOOMERS, AGE WAR NOW

The video in this was cool to watch

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2018-11-26/apiarist-strikes-gold-finding-more-than-50000-bees-in-roof/10480728

Good morning NEETs, hows the serenity?

>>185413

>7:34 in the morning

>opening my first beer for the day

Could be worse. Could be working.

>>185413

>7:05 in the morning

>looking at the rain knowing I'm 5mins behind schedule.

Better have a shower

>>185416

Are you a masochist?

Third beer for the day. Getting comfy on my beanbag.

where the fuck do i make friends in sydney i am so sick of being lonely

>>185423

Oxford Street.

>tfw no lesbian tennis gf

>>185406

PIGSY YOU POOFTA

>>185426

FUCK OFF SANDY

>>185427

Did they actually say these lines or are my memories corrupted ?

>>185429

Yeah, that was a shock that priest girl/guy/thingy was really a girl.

I watched them as a kid, not sure if I wanna see them again and (maybe) spoil the memories.

>>185429

I always knew the actress was a girl, those were simpler, more civilised times.

Holy shit, Monkey did call Pigsy a poofter, it's on youtube.

>>185429

I watched about five minutes of that as a kid before my old man told me to turn that chink shit off.

>>185431

Probably the root of aminefags and trappron

>>185433

My dad would have been the same, I watched them at a friends house.

>>185437

Should have a picture of pigsy.

>>185440

Cheers m8, heave a good'un

>>185439

Spoiler ya gay porn YOU POOFTER

>>185437

I don't want to hear anymore about how pozzed or cucked melbourne is, when canberra literally has gay traffic lights

>>185437

>hey frank got a new job

>the city is giving us 100k to install homo traffic lights

>>185440

Have a good wage.

*yawn*

Good morning neets.

>>185446

I was actually just thinking about Dan. I've been buying passion pop too frequently at my local BWS, it's becoming shameful to walk in every second day and pick up four bottles of wine. Mr Murphy might just be the answer.

>>185445

G'morning m8, slept in a bit ?

Anyone check out this new 4channel website? Seems pretty popular.

>>185445

Morning.

>>185448

I'm just having a bit of a lazy morning. Think I'll open airtasker and take a look for some work. What are you doing?

>>185450

Just sperging around right now.

Gotta help a mate with some stuff in a few hours.

>>185450

Is airtasker any good? Uber neets pays pajeet slave wages.

>>185452

Do you ever get tips ?

>>185452

I paid $12 for uber neets delivery the other day and I was thoroughly unsatisfied with the service - it cost me $25 for my usual $13 order, the shop is only 1km away and it took 45 minutes to arrive.

Airtasker is fantastic if you live in Sydney or Melbourne because people are always moving houses and needing work done on their properties. There's rarely any physical work in Newcastle so I just compete with hundreds of pajeets for remote jobs.

It might be worth trying if you can do web development, there are juicy $1k+ contracts offered every day and you'd be set if you could snag one each week. I only use it because I have no other options.

>>185453

I think I got one a couple of times.

>>185451

What kind of stuff?

>>185456

I usually don't mind public transport but I did get stuck alone in a train carriage with a tranny a few weeks back.

Slightly funny story if anyones interested

>>185454

>shop is only 1km away and it took 45 minutes to arrive.

Probably because the guy acceped your order while he was already on an order, then got stuck in some bullshit that took 20 minutes before he could even pick up your order. Or maybe he is retarded like me and gets lost. Sometimes I have to wait 20 minutes at a restaurant and that brings my hourly pay right down to 15 an hour.

>web development

I can set up servers and the like but not web design, which I am sure is what they mean by web development. I might give it a shot anyway, it is nice to see the job before taking it.

>>185460

>tfw you run out of dexies

>>185461

>but NK had a six months supply only a few days ago

I've just arranged an interview as a Linux system admin with a major nationwide company and I don't know half the shit they listed on the ad

PANIC

>>185463

lol

>>185463

What did they list on the job ad?

>>185463

Well start reading, you shouldn't put anything on your resume you can't learn in 2 weeks.

>>185466

Yeah, and with two or three VMs, you should be able to actually try most things.

>>185437

>Braddon

Of fucking course it's in fucking Braddon it's always there

>>185468

so whats on it, old tv shows and games you got from mates?

>>185470

Ancient pornography

>>185472

I remember when I was a kid and porn was hard to get. I thought Sylvia Saint was the hottest female in existence. I'd hate to see her now.

>>185474

When the internet was youngish I used to make $100 or so a week burning porn discs for the old guys at work.

>>185475

all the good stuff used to get posted in alt.binaries

>>185468

Do you have any dubstep saved?

>>185477

You're a dill.

>>185481

>Hello, I am pajeet from azmazon, please to be giving me your credit card details and your home address so I may be billing you correctly for your Japanese dollies

>>185483

Fair enough.

I automatically get suspicious whenever theres and indian on the phone.

Around pajeet, watch your feet.

Lunch break! Second best part of the wagies day.

I get back to work and there is only 5 people here. How odd.

>>185486

maybe someone called in a Bomb Threat and your one of the 6 that didn't get told

>>185486

Molest them.

>>185487

Probably right wing extremists

>>185487

This. Are the other 5 really unpopular people who nobody would miss?

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, time to call my mobile phone provider, as my data isn't working.

gender reveal party destroys 47,000 acres and requires 800 people to risk their lives

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-border-patrol-agent-threw-a-gender-reveal-party-he-ended-up-starting-a-47000-acre-wildfire/ar-BBNOq2N?li=BBnb7Kz&%3Bocid=U270DHPQuestion

The chinks know how to deal with muslims.

https://www.rfa.org/english/news/uyghur/philanthropist-11212018131511.html

>>185493

Queenslanders became inbred degenerate subhumans generations ago anyway. Their half-man half-ape physiologies are well adapted to cope with the heat.

CUNNY GROOL

>>185494

We have something to look forward to as our country turns into a chink colony then. Have you neets checked your social credit score lately?

>>185498

It is nice when girls dress in modest but flattering clothing.

>>185499

They will also get rid of the sudanese.

>>185503

chink girls love congo dongo

>>185502

hot

>>185502

No…

>>185506

what happens if you want to alternate between shaven and unshaven sex doll?

>>185508

and do they make the angus hairy?

What should I get from KFC tonight? Please don't suggest one of those family feast type things.

>>185461

>>185462

That's not me, I still have plenty of dexies.

I don't take them Sunday so I have 8 to trade for weed

>>185513

>I don't take them Sunday so I have 8 to trade for weed

Send me some so I can study for an exam I've been putting off for six months.

>>185512

Go to oportos instead.

>>185515

I don't have one that is conveniently close to home. I like my food hot.

>>185514

You won't study, you'll just wank for 8 hours

>>185517

So 16 hours in total?

>>185518

>>185519

I miss the sensible NEETs.

>>185520

What other fast food places are near you.

>>185521

HJs, McDonalds

>>185523

Get a happy meal.

>>185524

What is the toy they're giving out these days?

>The One Nation leader tweeted the motion, questioning whether the Senate would support the “proud” Sentinelese people’s strong border protections or condemn their “intolerant immigration policies” and “lack of diversity”.

>“We’ll have to wait & see!” the One Nation leader posted.

Pauline has said some stupid things over the years but I agree with her on this

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/pauline-hanson-backs-remote-tribe-who-killed-a-man/news-story/3d7debf27b8ff4dfef985907f0a378c3

>>185523

Get a mcfeast.

>>185530

They'd probably die from a common cold or something if they were dragged into the modern world, best to just leave them be.

>>185530

Why bother? The Island is not worth it and the US would get incredibly angry about it.

>>185530

>why don't they just murder those islanders?

Next you're gonna say we should just murder anyone with an IQ below 95 or whose ancestors never invented a written language or worked metal.

hmm the world would be immediately improved, you make an interesting case

Meanwhile the chinqs have just laboratory birthed the first genetically modified person

>>185526

>'Unlike other tribes in the Andamanese Islands, the Sentinelese appear to have consistently refused any interaction with the outside world. The Sentinelese are hostile to outsiders and have killed people who approached or landed on the island'

The most successful people in the world at resisting globalisation. Not a single job outsourced.

I wish the former nameNEETs like Cheesy came here more often.

>>185527

The point is she's baiting the open borders marxists in Aus govt to openly admit they believe only white people must have open borders and be forced to intermix with all shades of yella and broon

It's a pretty basic bitch ploy she's attempting but has some merit

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>>185513

Degenerates, in an ideal world you would be shot.

>>185539

Thats how the Jews start their invasion by giving away a few small tokens of friendship

>>185536

You do realise every single point you make is a rehash of the conundrums of the abo issue in Aus, right? Help them, they fail at adapting and then blame the civilised for their failures. Leave them be, they abuse the weak in their tribe and act like savages.

>>185540

Not so much. jews traditionally cosy up to the leader of the tribe and become a trusted confidant and then steer the working of the leadership.

This is virtue signalling white boomerism.

>>185541

Yes, but aboriginals were too low IQ to have any hope of integrating so it was a failed plan from the very beginning

>>185545

Same thing is true for all browns.

>>185537

>The point is she's baiting the open borders marxists in Aus govt to openly admit they believe only white people must have open borders and be forced to intermix with all shades of yella and broon

This whole ploy doesn't make sense to me because nobody is going to publicly agree that they should have strong border control after the people enforcing that policy just murdered some poor tourist with no warning. Am I the brainlet or is she the brainlet?

Finally got my data set up on my phone, this pajeet told me how to fix the issue (not having the "data roaming" setting on) after the two pajeets I spoke to on Saturday never told me that it needed to be on for the data to work.

Struggling to contain my anger today, it's never been like this. It doesn't make any sense. Even pulling freezer bags out of their packet has me ready to flip. I try to pay on the bed and chill out but that just has me furious that ok wasting time. I am in a constant state of stress with no way to relax. My heart is constantly going and my fists are clenched, something unusual for me. Worst of all I have no idea why, I don't how to escape from this torment and I'm on the verge of just screaming for no reason.

Fuck

>>185549

if you're employed it probably has something to do with that

>>185547

you're more the brainlet than she is

Its true nobody will say 'the tribe should be murdering anyone they deem an outsider' but the marxist rhetoric will be along the lines of 'their culture is unique and isolated, we have no right to be disturbing them'

The implication being that white people 'have no culture' so anyone and everyone has a right to impose on us 100%

>>185551

Hmm, you might be right. I was assuming that everyone felt the same way I do, which is basically that they have no claim to not being disturbed.

Also, how is it possible that they haven't ever been mogged in retaliation while trying to attack a superior civilization with spears? Surely at some point the pajeets who live nearby have gotten sick of their bullshit and killed a dozen of them, so why haven't they learned?

I heard that there's bill pass about Federal ICAC today

https://archive.is/V87l1

Is it good news?

>>185549

Have a fight

>>185549

get anxiety much?

2nd half of this thread has been pretty bad.

>>185557

The whole thread has been bad, just like the one before was and the next one is going to be.

>>185558

Thats it lets move back to /aus/

>>185559

/aus/ was even worse.

>>185549

Might have something to do with applying for that job that you know nothing about, that'd be pretty stressful tbh.

>>185559

>>185560

>>/ausneetie/

>>>/ausneetie/

>>185562

>>185563

>>>/otakuvip/

>>185547

He wasn't murdered with no warning, he was turned away twice before.

>>185565

*after trying to convert them to his faggot religion.

>>185555

Constantly, all day. Yesterday I was almost sick because of it. I don't even know why, maybe I have expectations of myself and I'm starting to realise I'll never meet them

>>185567

Also the extra responsibility you've taken on.

>>185568

He needs to ditch the GF and focus on himself.

*chucks a brown eye*

>>185569

I don't think that is a good idea, I mean I don't know what she's like but if she is supportive and wants to help him out with his problems it is a positive.

>>185570

Filthy wretch

>>185569

You can get it selling a cow

Matter of fact I got it now

Vic Bitter

>>185573

>>185572

Possum?

>>185552

They've been handled delicately by westerners who've dealt with them, not because their spears are formidable but because they could be erased from the world with absolute ease by 2 or 3 special forces guys.

But then, the oy vey'ing would be deafening.

Case in point, a huge cargo ship ran aground a few hundred m's from the island a few decades ago. The race was on to send a rescue chopper to airlift the ship's crew out of there bc the tribesmen were seen building basic rafts to go out and kill & plunder. Apparently it came right down the wire, and the whole vessel was largely left for the primitives to ransack. Unfortunately for them, the cargo on board was chicken feed so nothing too useful for them, but all the same there was much in the hardware fit out of the ship itself which they stole. All of which is 20th century industrial items which might as well be from future aliens as far as this tribe's capabilities are concerned. In a rational world, the ship would've been salvaged and any ooga boogas who got bow&arrow happy would've been neutralised.

I imagine the Indians wouldn't bother taking them on because there's nothing on the island of value and the islanders don't go on raids to neighbouring areas so no need to strike against them preemptively.

>>185573

Matter of fact

I'm having one now

>>185575

No.

>>185578

FUCK OFF THEN

>>185579

What your language grub.

>>185579

Rude

>>185580

I'll what my language.

>>185582

Damn right you will.

>>185577

You can get it wearing a suit

Or purchasing a root

Weber you fat cunt

Bottled wine

>>185584

kek

>>185587

Was about to give up on it, and then he got to vaginas and slit eyes.

>tfw severely depressed

>>185590

What's got you depressed fren

>>185590

Who are you quoting?

Been checking every room in the house, and the car, to see if something is on fire. Turns out it's some shitskin a few doors over having a plastic/tyre-fuelled BBQ or something.

>>185512

A family burger box, a 10 pack of wicked wings and a gaytime crusher.

>tfw just wanked

Kenjataimu

>>185594

Far too late, frend. I had large zinger stacker combo and 20 nuggets.

>>185591

>tfw no gf

>>185550

It is because he is unemployed.

>>185568

He has ditched most of it.

Is CheesecakeNEET still here?

I wish we could see some videos from anyone. The OC is drying up.

>>185601

Neetking has a vlog in the works iirc

>>185601

Shire needs to strip his bike or his GF and rebuild it

>>185602

I wish m8, I wish.

>>185603

Where do get a gf rebuild kit from?

>>185601

Not Cheesey but I still make OC, granted I'm one of a very few who do but still

>>185605

She doesn't need rebuilding, I'm guessing. Just a smack here and there.

>>185606

link?

>>185603

No need to strip it, going to buy a new bike soon.

>>185610

That's a nice woods you've got there.

>>185610

I've love a cabin in the middle of that sort of thing.

>>185612

You might say that now, but you wont be happy when one of those trees comes crashing through your comfy cabin and kills you.

You all claim that you want OC then don't even look at it when it's made. You cunts do this every month.

>>185613

I would cut a clearing.

And shoot anybody who trespassed.

>>185610

Nice

>>185614

TBH it's a side effect of the non-Australians and new posters

>>185614

Yeah this is a problem

>>185615

Lovely.

>>185610

>>185615

Nice

Which OC are you talking about?

I'd love to hear a neet talking about his life or whatever. It's very comfy.

>>185614

I look at OC

>>185617

> non-Australians and new posters

There have been posters like it the whole time, at least half of you don't look at the posts you miss.

>>185618

>Yeah this is a problem

That's one of the reasons why I can't be fucked making anymore. I've made hours for this fucking board. I don't expect you all to watch any of it but they shouldn't complain that there isn't any. They should make some themselves.

>>185620

Oh, I thought you meant videos. I do appreciate OC pics, I stopped making them myself because you can't really expect anyone to look at them for more than a second and smirk, whereas with videos people will watch until they're finished and discuss them etc.

>>185624

the issue with vlogging is that things can get in there that you don't control

A great example is the Max Video of NKs where by accident we now have a fully body shot of him

KFC's menu is pretty small, they need more variety.

Fuck, I smashed the platters on two internal HDDs today and didn't even think about backing up all my /aus/ and /ausneets/ OC.

I've spent dozens of hours creating OC for this community but when you make pics they're transient by nature because they can't be used for much beyond a laugh. I liked writing about SKYNEET but I doubt anyone even remembers that, I think that's just the way it goes on the chans. I'm sorry you feel unappreciated, I am guilty of not responding to a quality piece of OC because I just can't be bothered turning my laugh into a post. I'll try to do that in future.

>>185625

Edit it after.

>>185627

have a post

>>185627

>I just can't be bothered turning my laugh into a post. I'll try to do that in future.

IKTF, sorry I just got back from work and probably used that as my excuse to whinge.

>>185629

have a (You)

>>185632

I'd love a snowfall like that

>>185631

have a (((you)))

>>185632

I kinda wished it snowed in my area and more parts of Australia, but then I hear yanks, leafs and yuros complain about it.

>>185636

Fucking you don't my pain then

>Gets to minus 10 every now and again

>Never any fucking snow

I'd be fine with winter if it also snowed but since it doesn't it's fucking annoying

>>185637

>IKTF

>>185636

The power went out and I took that picture on my way to start the generator. The car was parked 1km away because the road is not traversable. That snow is light and fluffy so shoveling it isn't too bad. You can see there was no wind because of how straight it fell on the fence. Worst case it rains and makes the snow heavy and you have wind to make 3 meter high drifts.

>>185638

whats summer like there, do you get 40/105+ days

>>185640

If by there you mean nsw, then no we rarely get above 33 or so, hottest ever was 37 or something

Going to watch the picture wireless for a while.

>>185641

Oh, I thought you were Tennesee Anon I've had the occasional 40 degree day up here

But wait if you get minus 10 days then are you also from Monaro

>>185642

flash neet

>>185643

northern nsw

>>185645

oh, so hunterNEET?

>>185646

no, but close enough

NK calls up asking for a gook prostie

>>185648

Why? UNNA is extra cheap on Tuesdays.

Throwing coins at homeless people is bad. What about homeless aboriginal prositutes?

kinda tumesced

>>185649

Bit of variety I suppose.

>>185652

UNNA can say "ruv u rong time" to.

>>185653

With boongs I just try and get it over with quickly

>>185654

Do you saviour the unconscious?

Big poo

>>185650

You throw cones at those instead

>>185660

Goodnight oriental fancier.

Sorry to hear that. You close?

>>185660

tfw no slenderman gf

>>185660

Night.

Kevin Costner movies are very comfy, watched Open Range yesterday and watching Wyatt Earp tonight.

Might get a hair cut tomorrow, the good thing is I don't have to lie about having a job this time when the barbers asks me what I do

>>185666

Lie and say you don't have a job.

WHITE

GIRLS

FUCK

DOGS

UNNA

CUNNY

>>185667

Do you ever get your hair cut, hueneet?

>>185389

I miss Terry.

>>185674

CUNNY GROOL

>>185677

CUNNYUNNAMORGICFICATION

gross

Yuck

>>185411 (checked)

>GAS THE BOOMERS

Day of the pillow when?

>>185681

I had a weird craving for shitty cheap fish fingers a few days ago

>>185683

I get that occasionally.

>>185684

HAIL EVROPA

TAKE BACK OUR FUTURE

Also good night NEET.

>>185685

She was old in that pic. Find a younger version.

>>185688 (checked, hailed)

I like old bitches.

Don't judge.

Love wins bigot.

It doesn't affect you.

It's legal where I do it.

>>185681

RICH

>>185690

NEETs

>>185691

EAT

>>185675

Last time was around 5 years ago. Haircuts are usually free since saloons are eager to straight up buy my hair.

UNNA

CUZ

>>185693

what

RAPES

>>185567

IKTF, I was getting like this back in September when I was really trying to get into uni when looking back in hindsight it's something that I'm really geared towards. I ended up dealing with it by being prescirbed benzos which helped when shit got really hairy, such as the feeling almost sick, as well as listening to music or podcasts or livestreams I found relaxing or comfy, another thing I did which I don't reccomend is basically adopt a sense of apathy towards the world and my life, but this has led to a whole new set of problems for me so I don't recommend that.

=Test=

>>185693

get a hair cut you boong, and a shave

>>185699

==two "="s each side you boong==

>>185699

icles

>>185701

:eisfee: Thanks :eisfee:

>>185693

>saloons are eager to straight up buy my hair

Wow man Brazil is something else.

>>185703

You should stick to meme arrows

>>185705

I only use them when I quote people.

Jeanne

==d'Arc=