/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Pretty good thread mate.

SOBER OCTOBER ROLL CALL

Reply to this post if you pledge not to drink during the month of October

>>158100

They will learn by either the carrot or the rod. It is up to them.

>>158103

Bitch is second in charge, the regional head manager isnt going to fire her because of a few junior employees.

Though five people quit already because of her.

>>158105

There are no benches around here.

>>158109

Or can stick both up their asses NK-style.

>>158108

Weber.

>>158107

lewd

>>158092

The gif action on that Pepe is quite subtle.

>>158111

My boss had a go at the office staff for not going out for smokes at the same time but because he and the dep do it nothing much was said and everyone just kept doing it.

That at times leaves me and one other guy inside to do everything and sometimes it can get very fast paced.

>>158116

When I first watched it I missed it and thought my eyes were playing up.

>>158116

Wouldn't have even noticed if you didn't mention it.

>>158110

Is there a chance the webmeister could take the reins?

>>158117

It is a big issue in a lot of workplaces now. As the number of smokers in the population drops and as smoking is viewed as more and more unprofessional and disgusting, a lot of people are getting pissed off with smokers at work.

>>158121

I wouldn't mind it if it was seen as ok for me to just go walk outside every hour for no reason.

>>158120

?

>>158121

Do people at your office just go out and smoke whenever they like? At my new office job it seems like a lunch only thing. If people in my previous warehousing jobs were going outside for 5-10 minutes just to smoke they'd be sacked, not sure why office working cunts have it so easy.

>>158123

I thought I was talking to weber.

>>158125

You were talking to airportNEET, I think.

>>158126

I have revealed too much of myself, back into the shadows I go.

>>158127

I didn't mean it like that.

>>158129

Too late.

Beware the shadows that move

>>158128

How exactly were you planning on eating something that was too hot to touch?

>>158127

us shadow NEETs should not go out into the light

>>158131

Why doesn't he own a fork?

>>158131

By putting cold soft cheese on it. Handling it also helps it cool down faster.

>>158133

>Brazil

>>158126

Ah, an exposed weakness in my NEETlore.

Is weber the 6:30 to 3 worker?

>>158136

>Is weber the 6:30 to 3 worker?

Yes

>>158137

I thought I had continued that conversation with the bit about smokers in the middle.

>>158138

Yeah, we were chatting about smokers.

airportNEET is the guy with the bitch boss.

>>158139

What an ugly automobile.

>>158139

How the fuck do you do a U-ey in that thing?

>>158117

NEET - Not in employment, education or training

what is the point of this?

>>158141

It's no Mustang.

>>158139

Why do they make supercars for 12 year olds?

What 12 year olds can buy those things?

>>158139

It's a fucking batbmobile for powerwankers

>>158139

The batmobile sure looks gay these days

>only 5 xanax left

Gonna be tough

>>158146

Beat me by 10 seconds ya fucking pom

Comin' here and stealin' our posts

>>158148

You can do it mate. You don't need them.

>>158148

If you're physically addicted withdrawl can kill you via severe seizures

>>158151

Same goes for alcohol.

>>158152

And rape

One of those moments trying to figure out what to do before I just sleep out of boredom.

>>158150

>>158152

GABAergic drug withdrawl (benzos, barbituates, z-drugs, ethanol and pregabalin analogues etc) does that to anybody grand mal seizures are no joke

Worst WD of any drug type by a long margin as it is of intedeterminate length and waxes and wanes from week to week, some people have leg aches for 2 years after stopping

>>158154

amphetamines?

>>158156

No, druggy

>>158157

Suit yourself, I guess all you've got is meth down under anyway

>>158158

Why are you here?

>>158159

I don't know, why are you?

>>158142

Full throttle and turn.

Dole bludging cunts

>>158143

Do not peer in if you're not prepared to see what is behind the veil.

>>158162

We don't do that here.

>>158164

Speak for yourself.

Prawn cutlets in the airfryer .

Missus is making a salad made of tomatoes, avocado, olives and lettuce with some garlic olive oil on top.

The gf hasn't messaged me all day. We had a fight on Friday because I don't call her enough. Bit worrying.

>>158163

I've been there and done it, you end up going potty

>>158166

Sounds great.

>>158167

How often does she like you to call her?

>>158170

She said she'd like it daily or every 2 days. At the moment its about once a week, admittedly bad. She seemed very dismissive and unimpressed when I said I'm not good at phone conversations. Last night I had a dream she cheated on me.

>NEETs talking about having jobs and girlfreinds

is this just the most active aus board or something because that's not what a NEET actually is

>>158167

Was that while you were down south with her?

>>158171

Can't she call you?

>>158172

>>>/aus/

Time for you to get out.

>>158172

Do you think that issue hasn't been raised before?

>>158172

Yes to both

We'll see

>>158174

She can but thats the problem, she doesn't. She said shes annoyed that I always need to schedule a time. And thats understandable. The other day she called and I was in the middle of something and had very little to talk about, it was a distressing conversation.

>>158172

get out cunt

>>158179

Is she worth all the hassle? How good quality is she?

>>158172

Most of us have been here for 2-3 years and have in that time escaped neetdom but not neetposting

>>158179

It's just the most active thread I'm not leaving sorry

>>158181

Fair enough I've done the exact same thing

Who #PURENEET here?

>>158183

Me but I am not happy with it.

>>158183

I had sex last night

… With myself

>>158184

Have a ____

Just went to /aus/ (so did the pom to promote his druggie ways)

That place is shit.

>>158187

It is an awful place now.

>>158187

It's like running into one of your school mates unexpectedly and seeing he's become a toothless druggie

>>158186

My whole life is one big ____

>>158172

FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY BRIT BONG CUNT

DO SOME RESEARCH ON BRUSHING YOUR TEETH AND DEODORANT

>>158192

please do not bully the foreigners

>>158193

Sorry, Dad.

>>158194

Clean your room too

>>158195

I'm totally slamming that door.

>>158192

I was still brushing when I opened this thread man, I'm not here to harm anyone and I'll fuck off pretty soon anyway

Just found a house I walk past sometimes up for sale. Says it is for a "Deceased estate". The old lady there must have died. I used to say hello to her when I walked past. She was on her own. It is weird looking at the photos of the inside of her house. It is like a time capsule from 60 years ago.

>>158197

Please don't be scared away. We like you, we just have a hard time showing it.

This is fucking it cunts

Life is ending one wasted day at a time

Now or never

>>158199

Probably shouldn't have posted that letter, m8

>>158199

Why are we receiving your pent up sexual frustration?

>>158199

Which NEET are you, mintNEET? I always wondered

>>158202

NEETs are going to send me pizzas.

>>158204

'tis Cruisey.

>>158199

Is that bulge deliberate?

>>158202

It hasn't been posted it is sitting on the table.

>>158201

The universe is ending one day at a time too.

>>158207

'tis indeed.

Suddenly all the NEETlore is falling together

>>158208

Talking about it just makes it bigger.

>>158210

Sometimes I wish it would get a move on

>>158198

My Grandad's house was perpetaully stuck in the late 70s until last year, everything was exactly the same (wallpaper, beds, furniture, kitchen appliances), you'd walk about and pick up some national geographic flick through it only to find it was from 1972

I once found a 27 year old bottle of sherry left over from my aunts wedding, it looked like hangover piss and tasted not much better, still chugged it though

>>158212

It is a complicated mess.

Be weary of the misdirection.

>>158214

What do you mean by "now or never"?

>>158199

Real easy to order drugs to your house and get you arrested now anon

>>158218

That's a return envelope you brainlet

>>158213

Now I will always associate prawn cutlets with NEET bulges.

Never knew the mintNEET was you cruisey nor did I think you would love wearing trackies with a bit of a bulge

The salad looks great, your missus has done well

Hope all is well mate,

Monk

>>158219

No it isn't. He should do it. Fuck that guy up.

>>158221

It's been a while since we saw your bulge

>>158221

You really were out of the loop.

Half the posts directed to you over this whole time were from me.

All good brother.

>>158226

Good night.

>>158226

Would be a nice pic without the woman in the way of the scenery

>>158225

I can imagine, but like I have said, I've been really bad with keeping up with the anonymous nameneets during the life of this board. Maybe I'm lazy, I rarely catch up the gens if I miss stuff.

>>158230

what on earth am I looking at

>>158226

Would be a nice pic without the dress in the way of the scenery

>>158231

Yeah, nah. She's right. I kind of like feeling like a smart arse and giving cunts shit for being out of the loop anyhow.

>>158233

Would be a nicer pic without the dress in the way of her scenery

>>158235

>>158232

My bulge.

>>158230

At least there was no gross belly button in that one.

Should I grow weed NEETs?

I've calculated I could make about 15k a year with 9 plants

Just need to ball up and pull the trigger on it

>>158239

It would be interesting to have a jailneet

>>158240

I shouldn't have looked.

>>158239

Northern lights was the easiest to sell because it's light and got a good stone.

>>158239

No.

>>158243

Don't encourage him.

Swapping gas bottles is the most awkward retail experience generally I can remember to date tbh

>>158248

What happened?

>>158239

I wouldn't grow anymore than can be explained as personal use, but I know plenty of people who have done it just to see if they could and thought it was funny

>>158247

I was going to make a reply but that would be wagie work

>>158249

Started off with that one Bunnings worker who just stands and greets people and tells them which isle for paint brushes and stuff. Asked her about swapping a gas bottle. She tells me to just line up and pay. So I do. Someone accidentally bumps me with their trolley and apologies profusely like they'd hit my car or something. Then she gives me the good ol "hows ya day been?"

>>"yeah good"

"just on card today? :))))"

>>"yeah"

Then she says "just outside" or something, so I'm waiting by the gas bottles and no one comes out. I ask the greeting lady again and she says awkwardly "just take the bottle out there…", bitch how the fuck do I know to just take a random gas bottle

Fuck me, I'm not going back

>>158239

shrooms would be much easier, it's just keeping them from contamination

>>158251

If you get 6 hours sleep regularly and go to bed at this time, I have a hard time believing you read for three hours every night.

Good night misdirecting NEET, sleep well when you get there.

>>158253

Lots of servo's do a swap.

>>158253

Sounds like a very minor incident mate. You are blowing it out of proportion.

>>158255

Your suspicions are only partially correct. It is true that I do sometimes hang around for a while after saying good night. But not always. And not tonight since I am so tired from being up so early this morning.

>>158259

Are you back on the export yet?

>>158258

I hope you don't wake up too early tomorrow. I've had about 6 or so hours today in naps.

This week I'm going to try waking up at 5am

Starting Tuesday of course

>>158262

Start monday.

>>158262

It's overrated neeto

>>158261

I hope I can get a full 8 hours. I did a lot of exercise today so I'm hopeful. I avoided napping because it fucks me up.

and now I really am off to bed. Good night.

>>158265

Just think of all the money you will make.

>>158267

Definitely shouldn't be posting that here

>>158262

I did that for a month when I was 14 to see what it was like, it's not really worth it to be honest you end up sleeping at 9pm and being out of sync with most people

>>158267

She's pretty self absorbed and irritating tbh.

Hope you're all writing down your goals for the week NEETs

>>158272

My goal list is short enough to memorize

>>158272

Goal 1 - Write goal list

>>158274

You are setting yourself up to fail.

>>158276

Maybe in November, buddy

Fuck.

Missed the NRL gf.

I think I'll kill someone at work today

>>158278

it wasn't very good anyway

>>158281

Judging by the end score it was probably a bit boring.

Missing the ex

>>158280

>Try to get some self improvement done by downloading a study guide for the A+ computer tech cert

>Get an email from the publisher about my torrenting activity

Is there just no point in trying? And are emails about copyright violations still happening to people?

>>158283

You need a new gf

> plays Stormy terrain

> dark/electric combo on BO

It's double super effective ;D

Sup neets, I leave Shitney tomorrow

>>158287

Just avoid Perth and you wont get raped at Dans

>>158278

>TFW no rugby playing gf

>>158289

Until NK goes on his world tour

Imagine if NK did a nation wide tour of all Dan Murphys stores as a wine tasting instructor

>>158292

>This Rosè has hints of cumdies and cunny grool so you can tell I like it a lot

>>158291

Imagine NK as a Senator

>>158284

Ignore it, they only can get you on it if you respond

Note all

I wish my exile was over

>>158297

Your exile is now over

>>158298

it's not bro

BO will ban me as soon as he see this

>>158295

Yup, that's how I treat centrelink. I'm sure it'll work with heinemann

>>158267

An unwise post

test

icles

can't believe I watched all that shit for zero cheesey updates

>>158306

Yeah.

>thick skiddies like a boomer

>>158294

I would complain for more traditional aboriginal orgies and rape rights

>>158309

campaign* lol

>>158311

>tfw not a bloomer

>>158312

We're 28. It is too late.

>>158314

> a stone chess set from the 1800s which shattered

That's not very good

>>158257 You sound like a cunt shut the fuck up.

>>158320

That third one is you with your sister isn't it?

Good morning neets! Welcome to October, 10th month of the year. Sure, It's not too late to turn your life around this year, but why rush it? Better to spend the next few months getting gooned, and start afresh in 2019.

>>158322

A well thoughtout strategy.

Good morning NEETs, I am up. I got just about my full 8 hours sleep. That rooster next door woke me up. He is very annoying.

I am just having my coffee and then doggo and I will go for our walk.

>>158323

>>158322

>>158324

Good morning NEETs.

>>158322

Terrible advice.

>>158325

>>158326

Good / Goon morning NEETs.

>>158323

Good morning Karen.

>>158317

That's just what I wanted to wake up to.

>>158325

>full 8 hours sleep

very good

>>158333

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-30/alcohol-addiction-in-australia/10319334

>>158335

He's already affected by Sobriety Sydrome, he needs the booze to live.

>>158337

That's because you don't remember his life support advice due to his wares. It means he's doing a good job.

>>158338

Should drink butchers so it stays cooler.

>>158341

Looking at the daughter and her stupid shit, I think she was using being goon'd as an excuse for being a dumb cunt.

>If you want to avoid paying more in the future for private health insurance, you'll need to decide by July 1 following your 31st birthday.

>It adds up. By the time you're 40, that's an additional 20 per cent.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-05/why-you-should-consider-private-health-insurance/8352194

Cunts are trying to make me support capitalism. I want the same shit healthcare for all.

tbh our healthcare is top notch, even the public.

This is what I imagine Weber does.

>>158343

Health care system blows if your condition doesn't require immediate treatment. Surgery to remove cataracts and hip replacements can result in months long wait. If you're problem is that severe you're at a hospital, the waiting isn't going to help you.

>>158345

Yeah, in it one guy says you're probably better off just saving your premiums each month.

>>158346

For everyday shit it's probably better just being public and waiting but yeah, for the full on things like that it'd be better to be private.

I'm ex-dsp so I think my premiums would be through the roof.

>>158347

Australia's health insurance system is better in one respect than the burgers system. You will pay the same premium as someone your age, the only difference is that any pre-existing conditions you will have to wait 12 months plus any waiting periods.

I liked the article, it made some good points. My favourate was last point that saving money is better than health insurance. But you have to keep saving that money all the time for that purpose.

>>158330

Good morning my friend.

>>158332

Yes. I was just reading the other day that getting less than 8 hours sleep makes you have more intrusive and unwanted thoughts throughout the day.

>>158325

What kind of doggo

>>158347

>I'm ex-dsp so I think my premiums would be through the roof.

That is American bullshit mate, it doesn't work like that here. You would pay the same as anyone else.

Doggo and I are back from our walk. We walked up the hill twice again. It was pretty nice out. Doggo sneakily lunged for a chunk of bark on the road and ate it. I don't know why.

>>158350

A whippet.

>>158353

lol good one. You are a quality poster we are lucky to have you here.

>>158351

Oh, I just presumed it would be similar.

I might look in to it but knowing me, I'll just get lazy and forget about it.

>>158353

I don't get it.

>>158352

Morning neets

>>158358

Good morning.

>>158359

How goes

>>158360

Goes okay. How goes with you?

One of those mornings.

>>158362

He seems like an interesting performer.

Good morning.

Haven't slept in this late in a while.

Probably all the booze I decided to clean up before Sober October starts.

>>158364

Good morning.

I hope you are serious about sober October.

>>158357

My neighbour has a chihuahua at least the whippet is more manly

>>158363

I've heard it mentioned that he was the start of "outlaw country". I'm not sure how true that is.

>>158365

>I hope you are serious about sober October.

Yeah, pretty serious. Got shit to do.

>>158367

>more manly

It is that sort of thinking that leads morons to get pit bulls.

>>158369

You going to the gym tomorrow morning?

>>158371

Yes.

I'd go this morning, but I might puke and the normies are up and about.

>>158372

Did the tablets help you at all?

>>158373

What tablets?

>>158374

nvm

>>158374

I think he thought you were NK who was taking flu tablets.

>>158375

Wrong noot.

>>158376

I'm not NK, just a fat bbq enthusiast.

>>158378

>fat

*executive

>NK

>Sober for a month

This was a good video.

Out of interest has anyone here ever got a NILS loan:

http://nils.com.au/

>>158384

I've got my doubts they truly are no interest loans. Somebody has to be making some money along the way.

>tfw tumesced

>>158387

Hope you had a good feed m8

Just had a microwave yiros and a 600ml pepsi for brunch. That should be the last of the junk food in the house.

>>158387

I wish you good fortune throughout Non-sober October, NEET.

brainlet wojak

>>158389

>microwave yiros

eww

Have a good day NEETs. I'm off.

>>158392

It was an easy meal. Didn't contain any salad or sauce, just the meat in a bread.

>>158393

Have fun.

>>158388

I did, lots of pork roast. was fucking great

>>158396

>>158361

>drunk at 10:45 am

Sober October is going great isn't it

>>158399

Thanks Dan for our daily dose

>>158401

Good lad

>>158403

>Time to crash, take it easy neets.

Goon day.

Portly chortling NEET

I chuckle, I don't chortle.

nofaptober

I wonder if going teetotal and abstaining from masturbating at the same time is potentially fatal?

>>158409

People are selling cups in multiples of 12 on eBay. Might work out a little cheaper, depending on postage.

Work is finally busy, the boss is here for once.

>>158409

>>158410

With all the added salt and other stuff I don't these should be a daily meal.

>>158412

They won't be, just the odd snack but those Ichiban ones are num num for my tum tum.

>>158409

Isn't 'refined oil' a product used in this simply gutter oil?

>>158411

Monk?

Is this website fucking up?

>>158416

Or is no one posting?

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, just realised that it's October, fuck me

>>158417

All too gooned to post.

>>158420

As long as they wake up.

I'm feeling very lonely today. I'm glad I have you neets.

>>158422

That's good to hear m8. Any particular feelings that you cannot get rid of that you want to talk about?

>tfw sipping beer and listening to ska punk from the late 90s

finally i am becoming a boomer

>>158424

>sipping beer

Emus?

I have been at my mother's house helping her sort through all her stuff. She is sending stuff to auction next week.

Her house is like a museum of bad memories from my childhood. I kept finding things to remind me of things I'd rather have forgotten. She didn't understand why I didn't like helping her do it. She is clueless. She kept showing me old photos and things as if I'd be happy to see them. It was horrible.

She gave me the $50 she got for my basketball and Lion King cards.

>>158427

Are you only completing tasks online/over the phone?

>>158429

Yes. I think it'll give me a boost compared to all the other weenies with real selfies and photos of random objects

>>158430

Find a random picture that only appears in one or two places of the person that matches your heritage. The only way of getting around the reverse image search is adding an obscure background either by editing them into it where they are not the hole focus of the image. Work in layers in Photoshop by blurring (out of focus slightly) a high resolution background image (a brick wall, something with a pattern) then add your person. You are doing this so it prevents reverse image search from finding the image you lifted and you should check that it works.

When you do upload your Avatar, just use a head shot image that can be a fraction of the image and it should make it look natural (ignore this step if you know the image dimensions you are working with, as you would design the guy into that box).

>>158428

Dan will only make my problems worse.

I wish I had a gf lads

>>158433

It would not be a magical solution to all your problems.

>>158432

He'll be there tomorrow for you.

>>158423

My irl friends don't talk to me anymore, and my family is disappointed in me. I wish I could run away, but I can't afford it.

>>158436

>My irl friends don't talk to me anymore

>IKTF

Just got to move on. I don't care anymore, I was angry and upset but I moved on.

Got any plans for study? That was something that showed that I had pathway forward and lessened the disappointment in my family. It could be Tafe, apprenticeship, university or getting a warehouse type job.

>>158437

I got a forklift license this year and have been trying to get a warehouse job. But the only job interviews I've had this year are with those shitty recruitment companies that couldn't give a shit about me. Still haven't given up though.

>>158438

>Still haven't given up though

Good on you mate you will get there. Even NK got a job eventually.

>>158439

thank you for the support

>>158407

Now that would be interesting.

>>158424

Ska is alright.

>>158434

tbh

Oh NK!

https://efukt.com/22577_That_was_a_twist.html

>>158442

Gay

nigger biscuits

>>158442

Why did you post that and what does it have to do with NK?

>>158446

>pynegang

kek

Pyne gang, Pyne life. Pyne on my wrist, Pyne on my wrist.

>>158450

>>158453

Enjoy your time with them. Cherish these times.

Had chinese bbq pork entree from the local chinkee. Was basically pork smothered in some kind of brown sugar sitting on top of those prawn cracker things. Pretty shit.

>>158456

I do not eat foreign food.

>>158457

If done well, it can be nice.

>>158457

What they call Chinese from chinese takeaway shops here is not in any form chinese food, and so cannot be considered foreign

>>158459

If it is made by an unwashed foreign hand then it is foreign.

>>158454

I can deal with their shittiness for a few hours but it's just exhausting to drag whining children around the supermarket like I did earlier. I've had enough for today but that's not going to stop mum from screaming at me for not juggling my study, my work and these little cunts.

reee

nigger cakes

aboriginal burgers

>>158453

Do they have something productive or interesting to do?

You sound like a boomer.

>>158461

Work? Like wanking and gooning?

>>158461

just tell her to fuck off and give her a backhander if she mouths off again

eskimo nuggets

Torres Strait Islander hot dogs

>>158464

I don't want them growing up to infest the australian favelas of 2048

>>158465

wagecucking unfortunately