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We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the board where we now post, pay respect to The Council and acknowledge the important role UNNA continue to play within our community.

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 No.158092 [View All]

The rules are there to guide you good for nothing NEETs. They are barriers to keep you in line for your own damn good.

The Council is a caring and compassionate massa, yes sir. We do what is right, right for everyone. Know your place, it has been the way of the gen for many a year and it is just from following divine will.

You can get gooned and wank in the protective confides of the gen but you better not step out of line or BO will whip your NEETmeat til it's nothing more than a globular jelly.

Stop posting outside of the gen and abide by the rules.

If you can't learn right from wrong on your own, you will need to be taught.

OLD >>157334

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 No.158822

>>158818

One of my doggos is the last survivor in his family, both his parents and all his brothers and sisters died.

He doesn't know.

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 No.158823

>>158819

I only have a drink on the weekend but I might give this sober october thing a go.

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 No.158824

>>158823

Good plan.

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 No.158825

>>158819

have a goon

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 No.158826

>>158818

It sucked but the vet got the perfect dosages and she slowly faded away. We all pattered her and told her we loved her I have been feeling bad all afternoon as we couldn't feed her with the other dogs, but she instead went on a walk to sniff around the street that she enjoyed at least she is at peace now, no more pain or worries

>>158820

Thanks for the chuckle.

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 No.158827

File: b5e7e361af5825d⋯.jpg (35.47 KB,369x387,41:43,b5e7e361af5825dfa25881d848….jpg)

Now let's celebrate with water, wine and or beer.

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 No.158828

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>>157728

Incredibly low quality post.

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 No.158829

>>158828

and I fucked up… That was meant to reference my own post…

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 No.158830

File: ba857f3314638d6⋯.png (260.99 KB,1039x559,1039:559,ba857f3314638d65127f9e0d1c….png)

Who is going to bring the snacks?

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 No.158831

File: f250694fc024de5⋯.png (564.72 KB,1253x462,179:66,_ausneets_-_NEET_General_1….png)

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 No.158832

>>158831

We've had 5 PMs in 5 years and probably a 6th after next election but Abbot is the only one who seems like someone who is nice on a personal level, even if he's a bit of a dick Bit like NK then

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 No.158833

>>158832

>even if he's a bit of a dick

He's a very conservative believer and could come off as nice, but if you had a difference of opinion over religious issues with him he would not engage with you at all. He had a strong plan, but having such strong rhetoric was his downturn when he couldn't implement everything he wanted.

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 No.158834

File: 2cf90b5f2a99c8c⋯.png (40.3 KB,784x495,784:495,(18)_ausneets_-_The_NEET_G….png)

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 No.158835

File: 1a3edb8df956912⋯.jpg (40.96 KB,280x280,1:1,1a3edb8df956912d610a96cee3….jpg)

Why doesn't NK just let it grow?

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 No.158836

>>158835

*again

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 No.158837

>>158833

>but if you had a difference of opinion over religious issues with him he would not engage with you at all.

Eh you say that but he did spend some time up in a remote aborigine community, even if he did it to drum up voter support it's the sort of open mind to other ideas that Liberals pretend they have

Sure some commie is fine with some sand Nigger who's islamic but they're both "Fuck Whitey" so it's a bit different here

I personally would like to see a Richard Di Natale or someone come here, so they can learn of us and we can learn off them

Though that said other than Abbot and a few of the minor party members, the pollies just seem like mindless glory chasers who don't give a shit outside Cocktail Functions and Virtue Signalling for the Strawberry Farmers or what ever that token group of the month is that is soon ignored

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 No.158838

NK is going bald.

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 No.158839

>>158835

Because the hair keept getting stuck in the astra door

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 No.158840

>>158838

Is this >>158839 why?

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 No.158841

>>158837

>what ever that token group of the month is that is soon ignored

That should be on it's own line, well said.

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 No.158842

File: 4af30de68e61dff⋯.jpg (1.04 MB,2981x2214,2981:2214,1d047939b8c85d30f48b34ce53….jpg)

This is how a real neet should live

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 No.158843

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>>158842

Makes me feel ashamed of myself…

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 No.158844

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 No.158845

>>158842

That would make me vomit

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 No.158846

>>158845

Add a bit of extra aroma and spice to the room

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 No.158847

>>158846

Yeah, and colour I suppose

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 No.158848

File: e551b9cfabff67e⋯.jpg (1.97 KB,208x52,4:1,6f00b4ad00911cd69aef1e1851….jpg)

Went to coles to buy some skin cream.

Didn't pick up any goodies from Craigs.

The show must go on.

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 No.158849

>>158848

Well done mate. That fungus that is destroying your crotch will be easier to get rid of without booze poisoning your system all the time.

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 No.158850

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>>158848

>Didn't pick up any goodies from Craigs.

Good, did you swing by me though

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 No.158851

>>158848

>Didn't pick up any goodies from Craigs.

Non-traumatised and relaxed anus.

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 No.158852

>>158849

Shouldn't he just throw some Turpentine on it?

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 No.158853

>>158852

Dick diseases from overseas are particularly toxic, so this could be a suitable treatment.

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 No.158854

>>158850

I have been enjoying those Emus Dan, thank you posting them to me.

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 No.158855

>>158854

Have a Kosciuszko

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 No.158856

File: bc553b7c1879eb8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,80.2 KB,450x338,225:169,smoke.jpg)

Decided to clean my computer table up, but not really sure where to start

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 No.158857

>>158855

Thanks Dan, they will be the next carton I buy.

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 No.158858

>>158856

The power of flame can be very therapeutic and cleansing tbqh

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 No.158859

>>158753

I went to foodland and got a pack of wraps, some roast beef, roma tomatoes, a pack of mixed salad and some sweet mustard pickles.

Set for the week for $15.

Frugal life is best life.

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 No.158860

>>158755

Hope it was good.

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 No.158861

>>158758

Your a moron.

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 No.158862

>>158859

Well done mate. Frugality is the way to go.

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 No.158863

>>158777

Good to hear you got out a bit today, it'll do you good. Make it a habit.

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 No.158864

>>158859

Know what you mean i went to KFC and picked up 3 packs of their 9 for 9.95 deal, so I'm set for the week as well

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 No.158866

>>158864

Is this a meme?

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 No.158867

>>158796

I have never seen the original. How does it compare?

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 No.158868

Magnum Aboriginal Dong

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 No.158869

I wonder what NK does for work

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 No.158870

>>158864

That's twice as much and will only keep you fed for an hour or so. Plus you will have sub par poo's.

I had two wraps at 1 and I'm still not particularly hungry.

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 No.158871

New Thread: >>158865

New Thread: >>158865

New Thread: >>158865

New Thread: >>158865

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 No.158872

bum rash

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