/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>158869

Packs unwilling boxes.

>>158872

Thank you.

>>158873

Well bantered.

>>158869

I rape

CANBERRA

>>158876

Surely that is for pleasure, not work?

>>158801

>eviscerated

very clever NEET

>>158812

I am sorry NEET.

>>158878

When the dumpster gets full it feels like work

Thank you bum rash poster.

Bum hash

>>158880

Thank feeling much after talking about it and then having a laugh.

>>158828

A (You) from out of nowhere, they are the most sought after.

>>158883

I would also accept this as an ending post. It could be a competition per se.

>>158885

My apologies for the insult, it was meant to be directed at my post.

>>158884

That's the way mate. Chin up.

>>158889

That's a good collection of piss bottles.

>>158889

>here in NT

>>158889

It is not too late to start Sober October.

Bum smash

>>158888

They changed the layout at my closest dans and I haven't been back in 9 months.

>>158837

Pretty good post, a little hard incoherent but I agree with the sentiment.

>>158897

>hard incoherent

>>158896

Got smoke wite cunt

>>158895

can't find the goon?

>>158897

I'm a rambler, I don't put my thoughts together cohesively I just say them

It's even weirder when I actually talk since I just tend to tallk with pauses, gettibg slightly annoyed at how I always jumble my words

>>158901

She never becomes real.

>>158900

Couldn't find the goodbox, no.

>>158901

dont worry on saturday I'll down half a cxask for you all It's by accident but I've been sober for about 11 days now and even then was only half a liter of goon

>>158901

CIA kike dan shill already

Comfy catch up is complete.

Work was good, sort of.

The other half of the business has dropped the ball and we are fixing their headfucks.

Colleagues threw me a bit of a party for my birthday (which was the other day) They put heaps of helium balloons in my office and got me a cake. Was really thoughtful of them and made me smile.

Saw my dad before coming home who's still hanging out with my nan since the funeral, he's heading back on thursday so we're planning on having tea tomorrow.

Then blasted this full blast down the highway going 110 with lightning in the distance and light rain falling with the windows down and warm breeze blowing through. Was a cool feel.

>>158904

how could dan, he's only begging for a shit in the craft beer isle where the goon was

>>158901

I don't think you understand what The Council is.

>>158901

Why has Karen crashed into Dans

Is she drink driving

>>158902

You've got a good heart and those that know you well know that.

We know that.

>>158910

We let you on as a Joke

>>158907

That was good of them to throw you a party. I am glad things are going well for you.

>>158914

You mean Grape juice?

>>158913

I told you earlier that it is a foolish move to offend a fellow Councillor. Be warned.

>>158912

Sometimes I wonder if they actually care about me and treat me as a person or it's just they feel pity for my disability

>>158908

>shit in the craft beer aisle

There's a meme I've not seen for nigh on a year.

>>158911

She's actually learning to drive in one of Dan's drive-through stores.

>>158915

Thank you. Things could always be better but that can be said about everyone's lives.

>>158919

If they treat you like a person it isn't just pity.

>>158921

Dan has a drive through?

I thought that was a Bottle O meem

>>158922

>Things could always be better

They could, but they could always be worse too.

>>158912

>We know that.

I don't even know who you're talking to.

>>158923

Gen Two II

>>158918

I told you before that you position can be terminated at any time

>>158932

Don't blame the abos for your problems young man.

>>158930

my disabillity doesn't get me those spots or DSP, it's just Tism

>>158931

No you didn't.

Your aura is lacking, I can see through your disguise.

Nofun is from the NK?

>>158933

wite dog u take my lan take my cuntry kill my incesters.

…the NT I should say. Although that is a common mistake to make.

>>158938

Did you have a jerry can in your room? They can smell that shit kilometres away.

>>158937

You're easily fooled NEET

>>158943

Any other hikikomori here or is it all NEETs?

>>158935

I was worried that was a Woody Allen quote for a second.

>>158946

We got rid of those too.

>>158946

All NEETs value Dan too much not to visit him. Get a delivery from Dan, so he can visit you.

>>158946

It is mostly wagies here these days.

I wonder how cheesey is doing.

>>158945

He means we were fooled all along

NK actually is an Alice Boong

>>158950

Thanks for sharing. What stupid people, why would you leave the cushions on the road. If that was Australia that would strapped onto the roof and she'll be fine m8.

>>158952

Same here, I actually was trying to remember his discord number and forgot

I hope he's ok, though if he's not ok I also kinda want to know

>>158955

>what the fuck is the point then?

>what the fuck is the point then?

>>158954

Anything that starts with "my therapist" gets me suspicious.

>>158955

>what the fuck is the point then?

We are former NEETs.

>>158959

What about my rape therapist?

>>158955

Hikki's are allowed to post too

I feel if I didn't have a Job and was all good to be on DSP then I'd be one and just stay in my apartment and order groceries and goon here

>>158961

I thought of NK too. Spooky.

>>158962

I was hikki on dsp. It rots your meat.

>>158964

It's not good.

>>158967

I ordered all food online and got mates to buy me my drugs because I was too scared to go outside.

>>158968

>got mates

And you were doing so well up until then. Get out. Now.

>>158967

>what the hell?

>Wagecuck… why post on NEET board if you work man wtf.

Because we've been here a long time and know each other.

>>158971

I went out the backyard. Pretty often but even that was a bit too much at some points.

>>158970

he seems like a normalfag, you cant be hikki with mates usually, not one for long anyway.

When you havent been out for years people stop seeing you and you dont want to see them even if they did.

He seems like a normal

>>158969

> I cant even go out

You choose not to, and then you come here boasting about how special it makes you.

Go away.

>>158972

Well said.

This guy isn't very cool.

I don't like talking about my past and feeling like I need to justify myself.

>>158973

but how long where you inside for man, what was your experience.

I am trying to relate

>>158977

Often the case with a lot of newcomers here, just wait till he finds out some of us have gf's.

>>158977

This guy is a dick. Your mistake was engaging with him at all.

>>158974

I am full time wagie with a gf and I get on with my family. I am even relatively attractive.

>>158977

>IKTF

Ignore them until they lurk more.

>>158978

No you're not, you are trying to get us to relate with you because you are the center. We don't matter.

>>158975

i apologize for coming off that way I did not mean to appear like that.

I dont think it makes me special I just wanted to see if any other people similar are..

>>158979

>just wait till he finds out some of us have gf's.

>just wait till he finds out some of us have gf's.

having a 3DPD GF… KEK.

Sounds like Normalfag to me desu.

>>158983

> you are trying to get us to relate with you

>you are trying to get us to relate with you

I cannot relate with any of you except maybe that guy who was shut in, everyone else seems like wagecucks

>>158982

/ausneets/ is write-only - reading posts is strictly forbidden. In fact, if you're reading this, you're disqualified.

>>158984

I am that shut in. I was in a wheelchair now I am >>158981

>>158967

>Why do you work? what the hell man.

So I can live away from family, while I don't dislike them I like living alone

>>158984

Time for you to leave I think.

>>158985

I read the Gen for two weeks until I made my first post that was taken well. Everyone new should do it. I do it every time I visit a new place.

>>158987

Did wanking and goon help u?

>>158986

Hue NEET you've either admitted to being a faggot or an Arse lover

Either way very gay but also very Brazillian of you

>>158990

I don't visit new places anymore.

/ausneets/ is home.

>>158989

Why should I leave, doesnt seem like anyone else is even a NEET

>>158986

based

>>158992

nah man, 3DPD is gross.

actually liking 3D woman over anime girls is retarded

Newfags should also read the rules, they would then understand we accept wagies who are NEETs of the soul.

>>158977

are you talking about me

>>158992

He has admitted to being a pedo.

>>158993

It is but it's what I do out of principal. It's nice to have a good home here.

>>158997

>He has admitted to being a pedo.

>He has admitted to being a pedo.

Pedos are fine TBH fam.

>>158946

I was once a wayward hikikomori but now I'm a filthy wageslave

>>158999

Well said. We are all going to make it.

>>159000

>had friends

I have you guys.

>>158995

People generally understand the rules they just enjoy complaining about them anyway

>>158999

Beautiful.

Dan is a bad man.

>>158995

>they would then understand we accept wagies who are NEETs of the soul.

you cnanot be a NEET if you work,

>>159006

Ritsu is Shitsu

>>159006

But 3d girls have nice soft skin and smell good.

>>159009

This

Tomboys are for homos in denial

>>159009

>Ritsu is Shitsu

You dont insult someones Waifu, you wouldnt insult anyone else soemones wife would you?

>>159011

>But 3d girls have nice soft skin and smell good.

>But 3d girls have nice soft skin and smell good.

wrong

>>159013

>wrong

You don't know what your missing out on my cartoon loving friend.

I am going to go cuddle the gf and eat the hot dinner she made me while posting on facebook to all my friends until this guy goes.

>>159016

>They smell like rotten fish and milk

this is what virgin cartoon watchers believe

Such low quality discussion. Just fucking dumb. You anime pedo losers. Fuck off.

>>159016

Does your mother not use a shower?

>>159018

>>159020

>IKTF

Ban him.

>>159024

I have not broken rules or been a cunt.

I will come back when this /b/tier trolling is over for the night. There are more tasks on my to-do list to complete.

>>159025

Insulting people and ridiculing the status of wagies and NEETs is against the rules.

>>158952

Last I heard he was hanging out with craig

>>159029

I refuse to believe that.

>>159028

Water

Please stop avatarfagging, neeto

>>159029

Tragic, what a fallen soul.

>>159028

Sober October.

>>159028

You're not one of the boys cunt

You have to earn that around here, now sit down and post your bulge

Sweet dreams blessed NEET, I wish others had the pleasant demeanor you have.

I may call back in but maybe not.

>>159013

I insult cruisey's wife all time, always in jest but hey

>Watching Full Circle with Michael Palin

Very comfy show, almost makes me want to travel to 3rd world shitholes.

>>159028

Goon

>>159035

Good night valued NEET. I am sorry the night was ruined by this piece of garbage.

>>159036

There is a huge difference, you can say that about the misso because you are one of us.

It's like calling someone a cunt, you can if your mates.

2d women smell awful

>>159040

*you're

>>159041

They smell like jewish marketing schemes

>>159042

>>159045

Ruthless. They think you are a softy, but I know. Oh, I know.

>>159045

Thanks m8

>>159047

Just like Craig

>>159041

They have a soft smell of minty roses.

>>159043

That's hypefags.

>>159045

Me?

>>159050

When ever I see them on my TV I smell rotten food

maybe thats just my room

>>159054

I think aboriginals generally have small penises

>>159054

But you can't smell them if they're in your throag.

>>159054

gay

>>159054

Wasted opportunity, you could have said all that and then and I cannot lie. Aboriginal rape time!

>>159036

You dont insult peoples Waifu anon.

>>159038

I am waiting for my goon to cool down.

>>159041

2D do not smell bad man.

>>159059

You need a goon cave.

>>159060

What happens next?

I wish weebs never existed and threads like this were just full of regular losers instead of gay cunts

>>159055

Can confirm don't ask how I know this

>>159059

2d women smell like rotten food

>>159060

fragrant

>>159063

Dan can help you with these memory issues.

>>159062

benis in virginya

>>159064

I won't ask if you tell before I have to

>>159069

Do they create a new rape prodigy together?

>>159063

Same here.

>>159066

weebs are the furries of people that don't want to fuck animals

>>159071

Hot

>>159074

>weebs are the furries of people that don't want to fuck animals

Wrong, weebs are find if they are not reddit or normalfag ones.

I have a Waifu I love and I cuddle my Dakki <3

I actually quit drinking for My Waifu fro like a few weeks to buy my Weeb stuff

>>159077

You should considering drinking a lot more

>>159077

Fuck off you are banned.

>>159078

I support this decision.

>>159079

How am I banned?

What did I do.

>>159078

Yes, TBH so true.

>>159078

I thought you meant quit drinking.

How often do you guys drink?

I drink every day.

Most of the evil poo is out. A little bit is still there and it's bothering me. I just want it gone.

>>159082

I have a beer or two after work a few times a week

>>159083

Squat like pajeet to vanquish the evil poo

I can hear my dad slapping his dick against my bedroom door

>>159086

Why are you keeping him waiting?

>>159072

yes the power of R.A.P.E creates a new 「Ｕ Ｎ Ｎ Ａ」

>>159086

The power of 「Ｕ Ｎ Ｎ Ａ」

>>159087

Good question.

>>159089

Please stop including weird cartoon women in your posts mate

>>159087

I won't let him tap my potential anymore

>>159093

Why not?

>>159093

You slut

Sober october has clearly sent some of our more fragile NEETs temporarily insane.

Only the strong survive after all.

>>159085

Trying to but it isn't coming. Should have had that Metamucil. It's like gas now. My stomach is making loud noises.

>>159096

>>159096

Only the sane will survive.

>>159098

The sane will leave

>>159099

I am not making sense m8

>>159100

Have a water

>>159094

Because then my potential will be worthless and ill retire poor

I can still sniff petrol during sober October right?

>>159103

Go green and sniff batteries

>>159103

And weed too

Thank (You) NEETs for an overall good afternoon/night posting. I very much appreciated it. With that I wish you all, including myself, a Goon Night.

>>159106

Good night mate.

Another successful Soctober day. I'm off to bed for another early start.

Good night my internet buddies, more opportunities await upon the morrow.

Don't give up.

>>159108

Great effort mate, I know how much of a change this is.

>>159108

I read that as Scotober, which does preced Movember

>>159108

Well done mate you are an inspiration. Good night.

>>159113

Sweet dreams (again) beloved NEET.

Sleep tight.

>>159114

I always sleep tight (but not too tight). Just right.

>>159115

goldilocksNEET

>>159115

SHE'S TOO TIGHT UNNA

note all

>tfw depressed

>>159118

Note.

>>159119

>tfw impressed

>>159118

noted

Good night to all neets, who are each equally valuable

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6217729/Aboriginal-activist-kneed-police-officer-testicles-stealing-chicken-curry.html

>Glamorous Aboriginal activist

This headline reads like an NK shitpost

>>159006

Brazil neet… You said you like traps

What a shit thread today

>>159127

Traps are less gay than 3DPDs, but they're still gay.

>>159129

What about IRL traps

>>159130

Thermoelectric generator fuel.

>>159132

BO is snoozing

tell me more

Did she tell you this?

very sad

shes so young

is this true?

https://nypost.com/2018/09/26/danish-crocodile-dundee-slammed-by-wildlife-officials-for-jumping-on-croc/amp/

Good morning neets. Welcome to another glorious day at the virtual neet compound.

>>159135

>video emerged of him climbing on top of a monster 1,433-pound crocodile

>is this true

No. Expert analysis revealed the croc was only 1429 pounds

Good morning NEETs.

>>159136

>>159137

Good morning NEETs.

Well that put a huge dampener on my mood, I woke up feeling good.

Poor cheesey.

>>159139

Dan's opening up soon…

>>159141

Nah mate.

I kept watching more of them. Listening to melodramatic depressed people first thing in the morning wasn't a smart move.

I appear to be getting a cold or flu

>>159143

Me too, although it might be hayfever.

>>159144

>hayfever

Hmm could be that too, really don't want to chuck a sickie but also don't want to infect everyone else at work.

>>159145

It is the season for it and the weird weather going on probably doesn't help.

>>159143

>>159144

Kek is punishing you for going outside, associating with normies and purchasing from liquour land

>>159147

This is true, I can't remember the last time I had a cold, being a full blown NEET shielded me from the disease carrying normies.

>>159140

Good morning my friend.

>>159151

Sup baby.

>>159148

That's why I hate going to work all the public always have some sort of colds..

>>159153

You scandalise me with that racy talk so early in the morning you bad boy.

>>159136

>1,433

Chris Cantwell did nothing wrong.

>>159155

Those woolly socks look awfully comfy, I'm sure there's room for two.

>>159157

Your an overused asshole

>>159158

The right person can always be accommodated.

>>159159

Also good morning.

Damn, had trouble sleeping last night. Tossed and turned for 3 hours before giving up and having a Xanax. Still in bed at 7:30. What a waste.

Maybe I should go get some more regular pills tonight if I can and taper off those over a long weekend or something.

>>159162

A corroboree is more fun if shared with others.

>>159163

As long as you are heading in the right direction and tapering down your usage then things are okay mate.

Have you considered adding some exercise to your daily routine?

>>159136

>>159137

>>159138

>>159161

>>159163

Good morning.

>>159163

>Xanax

Who are you that you have access to such power?

>>159165

I've tried in the past to no avail.

Maybe I should try again, even when I worked manual labour jobs I wasn't tired enough to fall asleep easily.

>>159168

Hey baby

>>159171

Just flirt with the cartoon girl right in front of me then.

>>159172

It's healthy for a relationship to know that your partner is attractive and attracted to others.

>>159175

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.

>>159174

>What is wrong with me

You are depressed and don't work hard enough to do the things that will help you.

>>159152

If you pay penuts for honey, you get what you pay for tbh. Honey isn't cheap and expecting the prices to drop lower and lower is crazy.

>>159180

Yes, I wrote that. Probably while gooned.

Disappointing morning. Rushed to the office and now straight to wageing before I even had a chance to think.

Continuing onwards I suppose

>>159184

Have a paid poo

>>159179

I want to get a Dan mask this halloween and go trick-or-treating for goon.

>>159183

neet wisdom is the best wisdom

>>159185

>tfw Mr Shekelstein doesn't pay you to produce shit

Sydney is a big shithole and there is no qt hobo babes

Possum I'm going to give you a massive wedgie and flush your head down the toilet

21 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to cenno soon

>>159191

Good luck at cenno.

>>159134

Video removed?

>>159194

It was under ten seconds. Not worth watching at all tbqh

Today is flying by at the wageporium

I know I don't hang around much anymore and most don't even know who I am, but you lads are the only thing keeping myself from going under.

>>159198

I didn't get the raise I was promised, but it's easier. The boss of my boss that runs the facility keeps transferring me to other facilities to assist even though today was my day off. The girl I was interested in rejected me one last time before I left and admitted to just wanting my dick too. I'm drinking heavily to numb the pain. Are you well?

>>159201

it could be depression mate. take it easy

>>159201

>think I'm just gonna lay in bed and drink tea.

Sounds like a good plan.

>>159200

Sneak in a quick refresh on the phone every now and then

Just finished lunch, the boss is out so I'm gonna take a strategic paid poo shortly

>>159201

Take care of yourself NEET.

>>159202

Nah, I already have the brainsads but just at a very low level that's always in the background.

jack daniels lynchberg lemonade, malt

I wanna have a drink but im worried im gonna need to go somewhere and its also only 1:30

>>159209

Have a cola.

>>159210

i can't drink soft drink

Only 2.5 hours left my fellow wagies

>>159214

I had 2 slices Silverside, one tomato, one carrot, one orange and one banana.

>>159214

I was in bed during lunch time, but for whatever you'd call a full meal at 2am I had stroganoff on rice and palm hearts.

>>159214

2 tins of tuna

>>159199

>Are you well?

Yes, please cut down a little on booze. It will hopefully improve soon, but too much drinking can make it worse.

someone has been drinking my beers and cider

i guarantee it was mummys ex…. He is an """""ex-alcoholic"""" and visited 2 days ago.

>>159219

This reason is why I keep the booze I don't want to immediately drink in my room or did he enter your room?

Do you guys ever form irl friendships with other neets from here?

>>159222

Thanks for the advice Dan.

>>159223

Definitively not!

>>159220

He opened up the fridge and drank my Carlton dry beers that i got for my 18th. No one else drinks beer in the house. Just had an argument with mum and even tried to explain how he drank all her wine but she didnt want any drama so that was that.

>>159221

I wish i could, no job, no cenno

>>159227

>the man in the house is you

A NEET living with his mother is not a man.

Centrelink was ok, just had to get some code or some shit, there was a really obnoxious pair of boomers ahead of me in the queue at the front desk, the boomer guy seemed senile and the boomer kept arguing with the Centrelink lady about whether or not she needed a mygov account, after that i went for some maccas, saw cricketchad on the train so got a bit of a fright there but I don't think he noticed me, it's the first time I saw him since year 10 so it was a bit of a shock

>>159227

I tried, but my brother kept telling me to stop calling her out on her bullshit cause it 'stresses her out.' She divorces and idiot after 30 years and then get with another idiot, 3 times. I think i'm starting to figure out who the real idiot is

>>159230

you for still living there?

>>159229

How did Cricketchad look? Like he has been successful since leaving school?

>>159231

mum gets upset when i consider moving out cause im too young apparently. I have been thinking of staying on campus next year maybe