NEET General #211 - Sober October Edition NEET 10/02/18 (Tue) 09:51:31 No. 158865 [View All]
Keep at it NEETs. Get that nasty goon and all of Dan's other poisons right out of your life. You will feel a lot better, and be a better poster on the Gen too.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:05:06 No. 159580
>>159578
Me either. nofaptober is still a success, even if ocsober lasted 4 days.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:05:09 No. 159581
>>159572
>A gook kid just vomited on the floor.
kek, did anyone do anything?
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:05:53 No. 159582
>>159580
I reckon by this time next week even emails without qt surfer girls will be engorging the neet serpent
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:07:13 No. 159583
OI ANOUFF OV DIS ZOGGIN "SOBER OCTOBER" PANZIE GIT POSTAN
DIZ IZ ORKTOBER
N DAN ORKY SAYZ GET SUM ZOGGIN SQUIG GOON IN YA
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:08:11 No. 159584
encouraged NEET Serpentry
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:08:31 No. 159585
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:09:56 No. 159586
>>159581
The receptionist put some absorbant powder on it and one of those foldable wet floor signs up.
5% battery. Suffering.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:10:32 No. 159587
>>159582
I posted the Australia Post girl for precisely that reason. Been getting out of bed and making breakfast as soon as I realise I have morning wood the last few days.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:10:56 No. 159588
damn boys having a good job is actually decent, you should try it sometime
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:11:18 No. 159589
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:11:32 No. 159590
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:12:20 No. 159591
>>159585
DIZ GIT KNOWZ
GREEN IZ BEST
PEPE IZ GREEN, DAN IZ GREEN, N ORKZ IZ GREEN
UZ 'UMIES CAN'T KUM UP WIV A BETTA KOULA
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:12:22 No. 159592
>>159588
I have a decent job and it is ok. Sometimes I wish to return to sleeping all day, though.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:12:36 No. 159593
>>159581
This one time on a train back from work I was sitting across the aisle from a Chinese woman who kept hacking up phlegm into a handkerchief while bouncing her ~3yo son on her knee. I looked away in a feeble attempt to avoid getting sick and when I looked back her son was teetering toward the aisle. Little kids heads are like pendulums so when he shifted his weight, his ass stayed on her lap and his head swung downward in an arc, gaining speed over three seconds, until it smacked with a horrible noise against the floor of the carriage.
It took me a second to realize that I'd been watching the whole thing and should have put my hand out.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:13:20 No. 159594
>>159586
I hope you make it through this alive, goon luck m8
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:13:49 No. 159595
>>159593
mate it's all good, it's not a white kid
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:14:18 No. 159596
>>159593
He'll be posting here in a few years
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:14:21 No. 159597
>>159589
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:14:57 No. 159598
>>159597
Well who posted this? >>159445
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:15:26 No. 159599
>>159593
>It took me a second to realize that I'd been watching the whole thing and should have put my hand out.
Fuck, don't worry about it. You are not aware that it was going to happen, so you couldn't have acted to do anything. I would have been in the same position.
>>159595
>>159596
kek
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:15:33 No. 159600
>>159598
some cuck who works for free
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:16:00 No. 159601
>>159597
What is important is not what your going to do, but How your going to do it.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:16:51 No. 159602
>>159595
When the Morrison government 2028 implements Slay For The Dole, a hunger games derivative for NEETs who've been on the DSP for longer than 6 months, you're going to be head to head with him in an arena. We'll see what you say then.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:16:54 No. 159603
>>159596
No gooks allowed
Only Whites, Boongs and Cruiseys Misso are allowed to post here
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:17:26 No. 159604
>>159598
That was me, ya boi from the monestary.
Waiting at doctor Chang's, commencing radio silence.
Will report from HQ.
Over.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:17:40 No. 159605
>>159595
honestly one less chinese in the world will make no difference
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:18:40 No. 159606
>>159603
In the past two years we've allowed in homos and wagecucks. Who is to say how lax the rules will be in ten more?
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:19:42 No. 159607
I lost my match 2-1.
I need to play another one in 1 minute. I am really nor feeling it. My deck sucks. I suck.
Someone needs to make a new thread soon.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:20:01 No. 159608
>>159606
It's already unofficially /ausPJEETs/ so we're probably looking at DiversityQuota19
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:20:14 No. 159609
>>159606
we will be over run with pajeets
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:20:42 No. 159610
>>159607
>Someone needs to make a new thread soon.
Weber
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:20:46 No. 159611
>>159609
I shudder to think what NKs poo posts will be like then
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:20:51 No. 159612
Does NK have a mirror in his room to look at his beautiful moustache each day?
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:21:07 No. 159613
>>159606
We have purged all the homos
this is a homo free zone
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:21:19 No. 159614
>>159607
It turns out I got a bye for Round 2 and automatically win. Plus I get a break before the third and final match.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:21:38 No. 159615
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:21:52 No. 159616
>>159612
I have a bowl of piss, I can my reflection in it
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:21:58 No. 159617
>>159606
>we've allowed in homos
No one was able to defeat John m8, he was never allowed.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:21:58 No. 159618
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:22:00 No. 159619
>>159611
all the curries will ruin him
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:22:10 No. 159620
>>159613
Nah, plenty of poofs around here.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:22:12 No. 159621
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:22:32 No. 159622
>>159618
are you actually Japanese
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:22:52 No. 159623
>>159616
Do you use any grooming products you use while looking into the piss bottle to maintain your facial hair?
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:22:56 No. 159624
>>159612
Is this actually him or did this just match a police sketch of a joondalup-based sex predator?
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:22:58 No. 159625
>>159622
I don't even think he's actually human
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:23:40 No. 159626
>>159618
I guessed correctly.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:23:47 No. 159627
>>159623
Sometimes I use my shit as shaving foam, sometimes my cum, depends how tumescenced I am
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:23:50 No. 159628
>>159624
It is an accurate representation of how I feel NK looks.
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NEET 10/04/18 (Thu) 08:24:07 No. 159629
>tfw no new thread
New Thread: >>159630
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