/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Up your bum

>that bum rash post sustains me

>>157334

Controversial Pepe selection.

>>157336

The bum rash has spread to him underarm/peck area.

That is not even a pepe

Someone make a real thread

>>157341

Your not even a pepe

>>157341

Too late, mine got deleted

Looks like this is the official thread neets

>>157339

Apply a soothing lotion

>>157348

I do not like this ball game discussion.

>pepe is only vaguely possibly pepe

>some sportsball gibberish

I usually like you BO but today you are on drugs

>>157348

And here everyone was complaining they couldn't make the thread.

>>157334

Extreme aboriginal gang rape

>>157351

Poor bloody Buckley aye.

It says my ciggies may contain carbon monoxide? Sounds pretty cool tbh.

Gentle aboriginal chaste caresses

You are all a bunch of whinging old women.

>>157356

Loser

>>157358

You wish grannybangerNEET

>>157358

You are too and you know that.

>>157358

Not very nice, BO.

>>157355

>aye

Typical Collingwood supporter lingo.

Hey neets

>>157358

We're a bunch of cats and inane arguments are our cardboard boxes

>>157364

yo dog

>>157364

Fucking Bucks arye?

Cox plays like a champ, fucking hands like a hero.

>>157364

Hello Gentlemen.

>>157364

Don't hey me m8, hay is for horses

>>157368

She is the cat's mother.

High quality indigenous presentation

>>157369

Don't put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow

I spent hours as a kid trying to get my elbow in my ear to test that one

>>157368

But hey and hay are two different things, that only works IRL.

>>157372

Don't get logical with me m8

>>157374

That one unna almost bottled it numerous times

>>157375

Too busy thinking of after games celebrations with Cousins.

Is petrol best sniffed from a can, jug or a petrol tank?

>>157377

A 600ml coke bottle

>>157377

It's best sniffed from the white dog down the road's car

>>157368

I'll Deniliquen you instead

>>157380

>>157381

Mixed reviews…

>>157382

Don't wagga me up lad, I'll Balranald you round the head good.

>>157385

There is no substitute for real life experience neeto

>>157385

You siphon it from the white dogs to the coke bottle.

>>157387

the NEET gen's are a substitute

>>157377

You don't sniff petrol from a can

On Extreme Cheapskates, a woman is carrying around a single light bulb to save money.

>>157391

She should post here, some NEETs are seeming pretty normal to me.

>>157391

Where are you watching this? Sounds interesting

>>157390

I only like nightcore remix.

>>157395

Very well Pepe'd.

>>157395

Just don't carry it in your mouth

>>157386

Are you trying to yass me, I bet you think we'll Albury good

>>157393

>>157392

These people aren't just cheap, they are a level below cheap and push it to the extreme beyond ways you could possibly imagine. It's like they have a mental condition. A guy on one episode found white rice on the foot path and started collecting it for a meal with his wife. Cents on the dollar saving.

>>157399

How can that guy get a gf and we can't

>>157400

Start gathering that footpath rice m80y

>>157394

>not watching rama rama over and over until you unironically like it

Plebian

>>157399

Suprised they haven't discovered shoplifting tbh.

>>157399

Some woman is cooking lasagna in a dishwasher, that's another great example. Who the hell possibly thinks of doing that.

>>157404

That can't be cost effective

>>157400

He married her for her health insurance and she was lonely. He needed serious dental work that he got the next day after the massage.

>>157404

How does it turn out?

>>157406

No it's one of those spiral energy efficient ones

>>157409

You can catch AIDS from those

>>157407

Why can't they meet us

>>157411

Would you really want a light bulb carrying footpath rice eating gf that cooks your dinner in the dishwasher ?

>>157411

Because you hide from everyone.

I got banned from that gay board so I'm here to join this party

>>157403

Only legal things shown. May be they do.

>>157405

>>157411

Used poo cloths is another good example. A family of five uses old rags as poo cloths they then wash in their washing machine.

>>157414

You'll get along swimmingly with our homosexual clan

>>157414

Fuck off we're full

>>157404

Fuck that's almost smart, since a dishwasher is basically a steamer

>>157415

The Asian parents in American Dad hang up used Paper Towels to dry so they can re-use them.

>>157418

I have seen fish steamed in them before. In alfoil wrapped.

>>157418

Got to wrap it well to keep it dry.

>>157416

Probably not tbh

>>157417

Learn to tame the land

>>157419

That guy resuses paper towels five times. Imagine a cum tissue used five times.

>>157412

Im a chef so she won't be allowed to cook

>>157423

Most neets shouldn't have to imagine

>>157424

But will you let her wash the dishes in the tv set ?

>>157425

Get cheap $1 box lasted be a fortnight. The best part is how they believe they are saving $80 a year. How does someone go through $80 worth of cheap tissues?

>>157427

My cousin had "allergies" and made huge piles of tissues everywhere he went. Fucking disgusting. they were everywhere.

>>157428

"allergic" to not wanking 12 times a day ?

>>157428

Good point, but I don't think that everyone would go through that many tissues. These people talk about how everything saves them hundreds and thousands each year. It might in some cases but the effort they put into to it is extreme.

>>157430

Oh they are all nuts, no doubt. I was just saying.

>>157391

It's to smoke crack out of.

>>157421

>>157420

Could do a nice pudding in it

>>157426

Water is free where I live

>>157432

Good thinking. Probably right.

>>157432

Save money on crack by smoking draino in the lightbulb

>>157398

I Ivanhoe-pe you're not trying to get smart.

>>157434

But do you pay access fees? This guy drove to a river and carried a barrel to collect water to save $0.99 cents. It was down and up a massive hill and they would not never include costs like petrol.

>>157414

Post the backs of your kneecaps.

>>157438

Nah its paid in the rent

>>157439

Fetish escalation.

aboriginal back of kneecap kinky sex

>>157441

I wonder how many wanks that elbow picture of that wife got?

>>157443

Too many and not enough.

Aboriginal anal sex

>>157445

How does it feel being 28?

>>157444

How are the women at Lifeline going?

>>157437

I won't pull the Wollongong over your eyes, I feel a stir in my Bowral

>>157446

>tfw not 28

>>157449

I happen to also share that feeling

>>157450

Do also share

>tfw not NK

?

>>157449

Don't be a Coonma NK

>>157451

you're a smart boy

>>157453

My mummybot says I'm a jeenius

>>157453

*me smart

>>157453

OOOGGA

The thunder gods appear to not like this Eagles win

NK why is there no aboriginal anal porn?

>>157459

Kek

>>157459

Those are some very pale abos

>>157460

There is nothing funny about Aboriginal anal son.

>>157459

No porn can be found there, but this was:

>Shit On Sleeping BBW

>>157461

I didn't actually click the link

>>157464

It seems to just link to search results, none of which have much to do with abos

>>157465

Damn jews, keeping the abo anal vids for themselves no doubt

>>157466

One jew in particular

>>157462

Everything is funny about anal rape

>>157463

This video was extremely disappointing, I wanted her to wake up.

>>157467

Kek

>>157471

Fantastic suggestion Dan.

An utterly depressing day for me somehow NEETs. Not entirely sure. I feel inadequate, especially socially.

I don't think the chicken will be grilled tonight.

Back on the piss I guess.

>>157473

>I don't think the chicken will be grilled tonight.

>Back on the piss I guess.

Deep

>>157473

Have a good feed. Otherwise you're going to feel worse tomorrow.

>>157473

Grill that chicken and tip the piss down the sink.

>>157476

Piss the chicken and pour the grill down the sink

>>157476

He should tip that piss down his gurgler.

On Extreme Cheapskates, I forgot to mention the woman who filed down her teeth that needed to come out. She then used a chisel and hammer to knock the rest out, she said that it had caused her to pass out but she kept going again when she woke up

>>157479

We love you m8 and we are here for you.

>>157479

Hang in there m8, we all have bad days.

None of us are perfect, just try and do better again tomorrow.

>>157479

What went wrong with these social interactions?

>>157480

We could all make the bux go a lot further if we sacrificed as much as her

lads

>>157484

You just need to work at it. Take small steps. You can get better at it. It gets easier the more you do it. Just don't quit and hide. That is the worst thing to do. It is not hopeless.

>I was walking between groups but could never really get involved in one of their conversations. I was just walking around trying to be polite but planning my escape.

I hate that feeling, the worst is when everyone is just in front of the TV on their phones not watching and interrupting whenever you try and talk, many family occasions like that

no goon and already wanked thrice today what do?

>>157489

Do something to try to make yourself a more interesting person.

>>157488

The worst is when you've managed to enter into a circle of conversation or so, but simply have nothing to contribute. I don't know anything about football, about cars, about salary sacrificing or anything normal people talk about. I just can't see why anyone would want to talk to me either, I wouldn't

>>157491

Just ask people questions and let them talk about themselves. They will like you if you do that. Act like you are interested and that they have helped you out by explaining things.

This video is pretty good mates. Short and sweet. Give it a go.

>>157499

Fuck I lold pretty good

>>157486

Piss the chicken

>>157479

Grill the chicken until you have the malard you want on it then oven bake until its all cooked

Unprecicice but you'll work it out

Has NK posted yet today? I hope he didn't overdo it on the bush chooks last night.

Big Abo Poo

>>157506

He raped himself into a coma

Small abo poo

aboriginal rape

>>157505

I was a retard like usual, I will just be baking it. I have an electric convection oven.

>>157510

unoriginal rape

>the Indian gf spammer is back and he found us

This might be my fault

>>157512

original rape

>>157511

Not as tasty

Are Cruisey and Cheesy okay?

>>157513

where

>>157517

He made a thread BO deleted

>>157518

The BO poo'd upon it.

>>157514

oriental rape

>>157519

A big abo poo

>>157518

the one on /v/?

or did he make one here

>>157523

Open the 8chan homepage and you'll see it though its deleted

>>157524

Open the neet leg folder instead

>>157524

BAD NEET

>>157522

Craig is a homo

>>157527

your waifu is trash

I am pleased Greg broke up with the jungle azn.

>>157532

Melodramatic nonsense.

>>157532

You need to get into one of those men going their own way cult things mate, at least you'll be a bit less pathetic then

>>157535

gn

>>157535

All NEETs are valued, despite your homosexual agenda

>>157535

Night champ

We should send our abos to india to poo in their streets

That'll learn 'em

>>157540

I knew this would be nothing good and yet I still clicked on it

>>157540

That's just plain nasty

>>157532

I love you cheesey

>>157540

Reminds me of my childhood

>>157540

wtf

>>157539

what if they like it

>>157545

Abos will sleep on the road blocking the best shitting parts

>>157544

Hi cruiseys misso

>>157547

wew

>>157549

Really showing the moral caliber of danposters

>>157550

Chuck em all in at once

Trying to stay positive. The rice cooker is cooking for the first time. I think I will just cut the chicken and fry it to be safe.

>>157552

You'll be right mate

>>157552

good on ya cunt dont let the cunts get to ya

>>157550

Yes

>>157552

When you cut it make sure you do it slowly so it doesnt fuck with you ever again.

>>157551

Its in the slogan Nobody beats niggers harder than Dan Murphy dont drink responsibly

Night neets

NRL gf tomorrow

>>157558

Will be nice to see the cucktorians lose again

night neet

>>157559

You can find him in the mirror

>>157560

Slater will anger everyone by singlehandedly winning the game

>>157559

but wai tho

>>157564

Craig stop being edgy, you can't do shit

>>157565

But thats messy, just visit their camp and pickaxe one in their sleep like everyone else does

>>157567

i might wake them up as i dig my axe into one of them and then id risk the pack coming after me

>>157568

so axe them too

>>157569

im not he-man lad

Just want the poojeeta back and a tasmanian strawberry farm neets

Just a simple humble life

>>157571

She would just poo all over the strawberries m8

is the guy who said i should watch baki the grappler still here

>>157571

all a man really needs is plentiful places to stick his needle

>>157570

I believe in you!

Note all

>>157578

noted

>>157578

duly noted good sir.

Bit worried that strawberry neet hasn't reported back

>>157581

must have od'd

>>157583

jolly good

>>157585

I believe Aboriginals are the Traditional Ejaculators of this land

>>157587

very nice, perhaps i should consider doing up meals instead of living on two minute noodles, strawberries and .75cent dry ginger ale

>>157588

You should cut out the strawberries

>>157587

Are you goanna eat it all?

>>157586

Black man was the first to wank on this land

>>157589

but they sustain me, where else will i get my vitamin needle

>>157592

Two minute needles

>>157593

cant two minute needle, no gf, forever alone

>>157594

Make a gf out of 2 minute noodles

pie saw losr

wisky gone

>>157595

Then i can two minute needle the two minute noodles?

>tfw i was going to bed 100 on the eagles but i pussied out at the last second

time to drown my sorrow in goon boys

>>157598

bet*

>>157598

you were going to sleep in a puddle of goon anyway so what difference does it make?

>>157600

i could have had 100 extra dollars for more goon and kfc

>>157601

100 doleridoos of goon! I know there are some mighty guts out there but, fucking hell anon

>>157602

go hard or go home mate

>>157603

I dun wan you to die anon. that kind of grape concentration is likely to turn you into a geko or an australia pose employee

>>157607

Piss your pants

SOBER OCTOBER

>>157587

That looks fucking amazing.

Great job

I bet NK's name is Daniel.

>>157613

Good morning my friend.

>>157614

You're up early, how are you today?

>>157615

I am okay thanks mate. How are you?

I am up early. This happens a fair bit. I try to get eight hours of sleep but I often wake up after about six hours and I can't get back to sleep.

>>157616

I fell asleep watching roots, then woke up and went to bed about 8:30. Been up since about 3:30.

I've got some garlic bread in the oven because I missed tea and I'm sort of planning on falling back to sleep while watching roots again.

What do you do for the 2 or 3 hours after you go to bed from here?

>>157617

I read for about an hour in bed before going to sleep. Sometimes I read for longer if I am enjoying the book.

Good / Goon morning NEETs.

>>157619

Good morning.

Morning neets

>>157621

Good morning.

>>157591

What about homo flornsces

>>157617

I go to my phone and keep talking to you lot

>>157620

>>157622

Good morning to you to.

NK I hope you haven't coma'd yourself yesterday.

>>157626

Its 5am there give him another 6 hours before declaring goon coma

Morning bitch ass niggaz

>>157606

That's Xev Bellringer. She sucks a pretty good dick.

>>157587

Looks good mate.

Lack of meal prep is one of the reasons I keep falling off the wagon, apart from being weak-willed.

>>157627

He's probably been in a coma since the afternoon, he will awake later but he is very good at getting back to my questions when he reads the thread.

>>157613 G

>>157614 O

>>157615 O

>>157616 D

>>157617

>>157618 M

>>157619 O

>>157620 R

>>157621 N

>>157622 I

>>157623 N

>>157624 G

>>157625

>>157626 E

>>157627 V

>>157628 E

>>157629 R

>>157630 Y

>>157631 B

O

D

Y

>>157632

The (you)s ruin it.

>>157633

Everybody clear their cookies.

>>157634

Thank you, Karen.

I think I will keep it for myself.

>>157638

Isn't it obvious even given the OP post.

>>157639

Yes, the highlighted team lost yesterday. I don't get why that man is pulling a face though.

>>157640

Born:

Edward Joseph McGuire

29 October 1964 (age 53)

Melbourne, Victoria

Occupation:

President of Collingwood Football Club

>>157641

Right. And he does that quiz show too?

>>157642

Yes.

>>157643

I see.

Would appear to be a lot of effort for a relatively humorless image.

>>157646

5 jugs

>>157647

5 wholesome jugs

>>157648

2 jugs of milk, 3 jugs of poison

>>157649

WHY DID YOU POISON HER BEER EVILNEET ?

>>157650

I-I d-d-didn't!

>>157651

You're going to jail.

>>157644

Sports memes are a special brand of retarded

>>157653

Well said.

>>157657

Do the dagwood dogs go in the oven?

>>157658

It has instructions for both oven and deep fryer. I shall be using the oven.

>>157659

(((dagwood dogs)))

>>157660

Given the sausage is made from pig snouts and arseholes, these definitely aren't kosher.

>>157657

>Perfect for parties

What's the occasion?

>>157662

No occasion. They were on special for $3 at Woolies yesterday.

>>157661

They still get the oven

>>157664

I got your joke, but I refused to play along.

>>157665

I shall forgive you because you spelt arseholes correctly

>>157666

Thank you, sir.

>>157668

If NEETs planned their weekends properly, they would have purchased Sunday's supplies on Saturday morning.

>>157669

I planned to fail my planning

>>157671

No long weekend in WA Dan

Well, unless your a NEET then it's a 7 day weekend.

>>157672

deep down that is all Dans

>>157674

Lies, Dan loves us.

If it wasn't for jews he'd give us free booze.

>>157676

A riveting tale

>>157673

It is important for all NEETs to observe these types of holidays as that may impact their ability to access Dan.

>>157676

Interesting dream. I have had dreams I joined the slav army and trolled US armored trucks.

>>157679

>I joined the slav army

What was the tallest vehicle/building you squatted upon?

>>157676

You're a very strange boy.

The Man In The High Castle is the way things should have been.

>>157672

There once was a merchant named Dan

Came up with a money making plan

Those NEETs love their booze

But they hate on the jews

I'll pretend I'm an honest Irish man

>>157683

I would like to claim authorship of such a masterwork but alas I can not.

>>157684

:-(

>>157623

Pretty sure they were only in Java or Polynesia wherever the fuck they were found.

Black fellas had a myth of a giant orange guy, might've been an extinct hominid or a giant orangutan. Apparently they went extinct in the time black fellas have been in Australia.

Then again it might just be a dreamtime story.

>>157686

>black fellas

You spelt boong incorrectly

>>157680

We were mostly squatting under bridges and shit, hid in an elevator shaft one time. Never really got out in the open, we would split up after shooting a propane tank or something and the western guys would freak out and start looking for us.

>>157686

you're thinking of that bloody blonald blumpf, he still exists

>>157689

veganneet?

>>157686

The Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the

entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.

The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they

call The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief

>>157693

We need to counter this with a footy player called Meat Pie

>>157687

Well spotted.

>>157642

>>157644

You knew who it was, don't play coy and think footy is beneath you.

God, grant me the serenity

to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I can;

and the wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;

enjoying one moment at a time;

accepting hardship as the pathway to peace.

Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is,

not as I would have it.

Trusting that He will make all things right

if I surrender to His Will;

that I may be reasonably happy in this life,

and supremely happy with Him forever in the next.

>>157696

That is exactly what I was thinking.

>>157682

Quality rhyme.

>>157698

(((free)))

>>157703

Breakfast, brunch or lunch as a desert?

>>157703

How many out of 10 would you rate them?

>>157699

Is this the new direction our resident neet homosexual romance is going to take?

>>157706

Probably a 6 or 7. They tasted alright, but the original thicker digestives are nicer.

>>157699

Day by day

Dear Lord

Three things I pray

GF 2018

Nurgle 2018

Mustang

>>157708

>the original thicker digestives

Do you get the dark chocolate or the milk chocolate ones?

>>157711

Dark. Milk chocolate is insipid.

>>157710

Those things are not compatible with each other.

>>157712

You saved my picture.

>>157710

>Mustang

Why?

>>157717

Mid life crisis one would assume