/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>239485

Life goes on

dirty anus 2

Cruisedog some of your flags were jpegs and they need to be pngs.

Going to the gym now, might have a wank and a Bundaberg ginger beer when I come back.

>>239502

cruisedog disappointing disabled people again

>>239500

Almost, NK's tetanus injector got in the way

that feel when just drifting through life

>>239506

>IKTF

>>239508

WA flag was too.

>>239508

A bit late I know but how about a dissability flag, a wheelchair type one dont know how well it would turn out that small thou

>>239510

No it wasn't.

>>239509

Nice one NK. Good to see you making a video for us.

>>239509

lmfao

>>239509

you were lucky to survive that encounter with the white dog

Hey NEEToes, totally forgot I made a video of a ride down to Kangaroo valley about a month ago, anyway here it is if anyones interested.

>>239513

My PC saved some of them as jpegs for some reason.

I feel like theres a bunch of ASIO newfags posting lately

>>239509

Inspiring, take it back unna

>>239521

Saying newfag is so newfag.

>>239521

Read the rules mong.

misso didn't know I already had dinner and brought home 4 pizzas.

>>239525

You need to communicate better.

>>239509

based unna

Flags should be working. Thanks to Cruisedog for making them for us.

This is just a trial. We may remove this option later.

>>239529

Thank you.

>>239523

saying someone said newfag is so Newfag

>>239526

And miss out on extra dinners?

Testing

>>239519

Was there any boong on kangaroo action out there?

Testing again

>>239532

ur a newfig

meaty NEET poo

You know you guys can probably avoid using VPN's by just changing your DNS right?

>>239539

>big brained NEET

Where's the afl flag?

>>239487

Trump is a shit zionist tbh

>>239541

AFLs is for pooftas Go North

>>239519

I am watching now. Very comfy.

Any response from Adelaide uni about the coon club?

Union NEETs

RISE UP

>>239535

Sadly not.

>>239544

Carlton are coming back.

Does anybody else here lose all interest in a girl if she has tattoos?

>>239546

>the coon club?

You mean the cheese appreciation society.

>>239551

depends on the amount

A leg tattoo can be tasteful

>>239546

Only the confirmation email I got right after sending it

>>239551

I lose interest in everyone who has tattoos. Horrible things.

>>239556

WHITE DOG!

>>239550

Shire is the bike, NK is the poo, posso is the dsp although some more will be required.

I will get around to it.

>>239556

Sleep tight

>>239534

that's my flag, bitch

That feel when sleeping alone with no gf

>>239554

Shame.

>>239563

goodnight dirty possum neet

fuck how do you do flags that capture the image but don't look shit

>>239556

I'd deflower that nip.

>>239567

The yell boong is too detailed to make a good flag. It needs to be simple.

>>239568

too late i hiroshima-ed that pussay

>>239562

>>239502

>>239570

two nukes wasn't enough

>>239551

Tattoos are a bit of a turn off for me, I'm glad my missus doesn't have any, I haven't got any either.

>>239563

Sweet dreams beloved leader NEET

>>239556

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>239563

Why is Pepe either a Trap or Daphne now?

If this is Possums symbol then does this mean he's Hotwheels larping since a wheelchair was Hotwheel's

>>239575

do gooks that aren't in the Yakuza even get Tattoos

Shouldn't possum's symbol be a happy merchant?

No Islander flag?

>>239580

I don't think so, from what I know, having tattoos as an asian is the mark of being criminal.

>>239583

Because of the Yakuza?

Tbh I know they make a big deal of Tattoos when I played through the yakuza games

When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to Dans

'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell

It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the NEETie-NEETies

Dressed in white, I like black thongs and black hoodies

God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit

No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked

Hangin' with the NEETie-NEETies, loungin' in paradise

Fuck that shit, I wanna down goon and smash darts

All my life I been considered as the worst

Lyin' to my mummybot, even stealin' out her purse

Crime after crime, from dexies to extortion

I know my mummybot wish she got a fuckin' abortion

>>239584

Asians do seem more socially conservative then us in general.

>>239584

I think so, I'm not entirely sure.

>>239586

All cultures are, except for Rich Jews

Can we have the national IP based flags and the custom ones together? I don't want to put up with fucking poms and yanks larping as Australians.

>>239543

Butter AND mayo? You disgusting wretch.

Still can’t believe this country actually shoa’d my fucking chans. Is THIS accelerationism? No more phoneposting :((((((

I guess I have to become a fascist now 💁‍♀️

>>239587

Yakuza is a jap thing. I’m sure the other yellow races have their equivalent, but talking to viets about the yak would be silly.

>>239591

Become gay for aboriginal erection

>>239590

Thanks

>>239552

wow we got all different flags now? is this really cheesy?

how did you do that BO? did the NEET council vote on this or was there a NEETalist revolution when i wasnt looking?

speaking of which this is my first post in months but anyway, the other da some old woman looking like a witch sold me a genuine communist news "paper" and apparently theyre anti-EU, pro brexit, anti stalinist, pro CCP, anti CCP beaurocracy pro union-labour but anti-labour

i think their brains have just literally rotted away years ago but man… reading that was a trip an a half

>>239592

Well China has the Triads and South Korea has its government

>>239595

Red flag? Did you actually fucking pay for it?

>>239592

My missus is a hapa, half Korean half Anglo, I don't think her parents would approve of any tatts, and she doesn't seem to be interested in them anyway.

>>239597

she said it was 50c but i gave her a dollar coz she looked like she could use it

>>239593

fill me up with cummies papa boong senpai uwu

>>239599

It wasn't one of those 'The Big Issue' things was it?

>>239600

Homosexual

>>239598

And that’s good. I don’t like tattooed girls. Nothing worse than seeing a girl in a pretty summer dress with tatts on her arms/legs/shoulders/feet.

>>239595

They're anti EU because Imperialism, anti Stalin because they see him as a Proto-Fascists, Pro CCP since they at least pretend to be Communist and they likely think that someone could replace Xi and make it less Proto-Fascist but against the current CCP admin since they're one step away from Strasserism, which again is Proto-Fascist, by Pro Union Labour I assume it means they're Pro Unions and anti Labour as they don't like Bill Shorten being a Center Right spineless cuck who'll say anything for votes

>>239543

You need to get a nice layer of boong smegma on the bread to stop it going soggy followed by some of that boong desert seed.

I keep a few boongs chained up in the garden so I always have access to fresh ingredients.

>>239605

a very helpful post

>>239603

I feel the same way, it's a turn off for me.

>>239604

nice link nigga

>>239603

>>239608

idk. i like that these women seem like theyre in control but i like looking from afar because i know theyre just stacys pineing for attention from dave's thundercock

a thief will just rob you

>>239607

See it helps when I'm basically the right wing version of that level of confusing allegiances

In that the only Politicians I like are Assad, Dick Smith and NK

>>239611

>Assad, Dick Smith and NK

all dictators of similar levels of brutality in their own domains

>>239612

Assad isn't a dictator, he was lawfully elected

>inb4 it wasn't a valid election because his election enemies were out right going to war with him in conflicts they started

Dick and NK on the other hand

>>239614

lol

>>239598

Why didn't you mention this before, I mean fuck if your kids marry into white families then your grandkids will just be Russian and ergo basically white

While Cruisey will have to wait like 4 generations before his kids look Italian

>>239616

I've mentioned my missus is half korean before.

>>239617

Many of you regulars here don't appreciate that we don't spend all day everyday on the gen. Many of the users here drift in once a week or so for a bit of a cheeky shitpost but don't stick around long enough to keep up with current events. I only recently found out that rapeneet is NK.

>>239617

I knew she was Korean, I just didn't know she was also Anglo

I assumed she was a fresh outta the boat gook from Kimmies Castle

>>239518

>>239508

>>239528

>>239529

so the flags are an option like 残 (noko) and 下げ(sage) ?

>>239595

>>239519

good to see this

actually i bought a $10 camera off ebay the other day but i could never get it to take pictures so i assume the battery was broken form the start…

>>239618

>He can't catch up with NEETlore

what's next, you'll be surprised to here DogNEET is Cruisey, BinNEET is Monk, CanberraNEET is Monaro, BO is Possum, and MechanicNEET is ShireNEET

>>239619

Bah she was born here, she actually grew up in the shire too, her parents still live here.

Does the 'way round' affect a hapa? Does it matter which parent was the gook? I imagine that an Asian father would produce better hapas because only top tier 9/10 asian men get with 4/10 white women where as with the white fathers they are like 2/10 white men with maybe 5/10 gookettes.

>>239624

>She actually grew up in the Shire too

Complete with the thick but beautiful Shire Accent?

>>239625

Although the women that like gooks in my experience are completely fucked in the head, whilst the men that do are generally just pathetic, not insane.

>>239626

Yep, it's very strange seeing an asian looking girl with a shire accent.

>tfw spent nearly half a decade on hatechan

>>239628

It's very strange seeing a girl for some posters here.

I wonder what boongs thought when they first saw white women.

>>239625

Well her farther is Aussie, her Mother is Korean, she definitely looks asian, but has some anglo features, her yes are more round and her hair a lighter brown rather than the jet black asian hair.

>>239629

Fucking weird as shit that 2019 is the sites most active year, especially if you don't count Q then all other years have been low in traffic

>>239631

Some saw them as Gods, others saw them as threats

I wonder what people thought when they first saw abo porn.

>>239632

Yeah, the mixing seems to work out better for girls. I wasn't having a go at you with what I said, I'm just doing some musing like dear old Friedrich Neet-zsche.

>>239636

Ah it's no problem, I'm not offended in anyway, I just like to drone on and explain things in detail.

It wasn't an outrageous kfc binge or anything but I still over ate tonight. How will I ever reach 65 kg.

>tfw just did 20 pull ups

>tfw still depressed

>tfw spent 30 minutes just looking up at the clouds longing for a purpose in life like a fucking boong

>>239640

a 90 min walk today didn't kill the brain sads for me either

>>239639

What did you have? I got a streetwise feast yesterday - I consider that to be restraint.

>>239642

after a sensible dinner I had a few anzacs, big handful of salted nuts and a sloppy chicken sandwich

>>239640

sounds comfy

>>239641

I'm convinced that this modern gay society just isn't healthy for young men

There just isn't anything to really inspire us like our forefathers. Everything is commercialised, watered down and just lame.

Humble home ownership and early retirement seems financially out of reach. Somewhat stable relationships and nuclear families even seem rarer and rarer these days as "unconventional" families become the new normal.

I mean what is there to look forward to other than small mindless pleasures in the coming decades?

>>239641

Just go for much longer walks - 3 or 4 hours. By the time you get back you'll be too exhausted to be depressed about anything.

>>239640

this is my everyday minus the push ups and outdoors

>>239645

The boomers crashed western civilisation with no survivors. We gotta scavange through the wreckage.

>>239645

at least u didnt waste 40 years of your life like >>239595 related

>>239649

pretty much, sure seems like it

>>239652

fuck off ya kraut. speak english

>>239595

>theyre anti-EU, pro brexit, anti stalinist, pro CCP, anti CCP beaurocracy pro union-labour but anti-labour

That sounds like old school labor, when it used to be about protecting the interests of the working class man.

>>239645

>iktf

75% higher suicide rate btw

>>239647

'Mixed race' usually just means 50% white with 50% something else, which is almost always less ugly than that 100% something else.

>>239656

anything a white man has done for his nation is affiliated with white nationalism these days, didn't you know?

>>239509

NK you funny boong.

The gym was alright today, not too many people about. I got myself a cheese and bacon meat pie instead of a ginger beer though. Anyway time for a sleep before the last day of wageslavery for the week. Night Night NEETs.

>>239659

night m8

goodnight you edgy terrorists

>>239661

Good night unna,

Ima hit the hay too

I'm going to have some ritalin today so, no fluoxetine/seroquel was had yesterday

It's going to be hard to get to sleep this morning preparing for the seroquel withdrawal insomnia

>>239550

>where is the proctology flag

>IKTF

>>239623

Spoiler alert

feel like im going to end up in the sperghouse at this rate

12:50 AM

12:54 AM

12:59

good morning

>>239589

I'm pretty sure you can, geographic location just becomes one of the flag options.

>>239671

Yo

>>239599

With that one action, you have enacted true socialism.

>>239603

IKTF Desecration of the Holy Temple.

>>239604

>anti imperialist

>pro china

>>239616

But in two generations, as long as they find a nice, traditional unna they will look like traditional custodians.

>>239618

I don't appreciate that you don't have a quick look through the posts you miss.

>>239620

>残 (noko)

What is that?

>>239629

The relationships we've built, the time and love we've shared.

>>239633

>2019 is the sites most active year

I don't think so.

I think I need to fix some of those flags.

>>239658

The flag you have was movement largely run by a Tuscan.

Good morning fags

>>239687

Good morning

>>239673

Good morning my friend.

Lower back pain again this morning.

>>239690

Morning

You need some voltaren emugel.

>>239692

I don't have anyone to rub it in for me.

>>239685

Damn

>>239689

Morning fellas

Where's the durry flag at

>>239693

Hmmm, feels good man.

>>239695

lol

>>239699

That is quite a bit melon patch, very nice work.

>>239701

Wouldn't them exploding mean that they got too hot - too much sun?

>>239702

I was explaining how it has been a disaster.

>>239703

No it is the variety of melon I planted. They split "when ripe" the description told me but mine all split early. It happened the day after it rained so maybe that had something to do with it. I don't know. I will not plant that variety again.

>>239704

It's all a matter of perspective, compared to my melon patch, your's is very nice.

>>239706

It is my first attempt. It could have been worse I suppose.

>>239708

It was more of a captain attempt, I would not rank it as high as admiral.

I am saving these flags but I think some of them are too difficult to distinguish and may need to be culled.

Some things work better than others when you have so few pixels to use.

>>239708

i thought that was a white poo.

>>239710

I hope you do cull some, only the highest quality flags should be used.

I will make more.

>>239711

Why aren't you using the meme flags?

>>239713

So i change them with every post to keep people guessing.

>>239714

It has it's perks

>>239716

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.

It's so hard to get through to Centrelink's disability support line. Every time I call it hangs up

>>239716

Have fun

>>239718

Are you sure you are doing it right?

>>239719

Trying to call the 132717 number but it just immediately hangs up

Gooooood morning NEETs, damn i slept like a log.

>>239721

Good morning mate.

>>239721

good morning, i had a good sleep too.

Think I might head down to supercheap auto today and pick up some new door speakers for that civic I bought, the passenger side speaker seems to be rattling and crackling with with bassy music.

Where should I get blankets from? Should I get dog blankets from an opshop and just use them on my bed?

>>239726

k-mart has some pretty cheap stuff, I've all my bedding from there and it does the job just fine.

Powerful poo

>>239727

I usually pre piss all my bedding before I put it on

>>239730

lmao

moderate and reasonable poo

>>239732

at less your stool hasnt gone soft like your willy

>>239733

It's been a week since I've ejaculated, this is very troubling.

>>239734

You can ejaculate even if your willy is soft.

22 degrees today in Shitbourne, last day of wageslaving for the week, considering giving Dan a visit when I knock off.

>>239735

h-how?

>>239736

>considering giving Dan

You've earned it, just don't get too goon'd

>>239736

It always good to have a nice relaxing goon.

>>239737

idk it seems to be different for everyone maybe a long time of not ejaculating will do it.

Fucking hell I gotta go and vote in the state election tomorrow, I hate getting mobbed by all the people handing out pamphlets on how to vote for what ever party.

I am back in from the pitchers mound. I threw 72 pitches. Both speed and accuracy were mediocre.

I am covered in sweat. I have done the right thing by getting into practice and slowly increasing my output over time but the improvement has just not been there. This baseball comeback may end up havinga very depressing and upsetting ending. I was better in my mind than I am in reality.

>>239730

Don't make me call up my friend Tone again.

>>239740

You should have applied for a postal vote.

sweaty boong foreskin

>>239743

I do enjoy the democracy sausage though.

Any suggestions as to what goon I grab tonight? I like the berri estates Rose.

>>239741

Practice makes perfect, sounds like a half decent workout too.

>>239745

Maybe the ecstasy of biting into it will cause your member to stiffen.

>>239747

>a half decent workout

I think I am just really unfit. I started sweating after just a couple of pitches.

>>239746

Just drink water tonight. Lets all have a detox weekend.

>>239748

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>239749

Is it a hot day? I am not overweight but I'm hardly and athlete and I crack a sweat pretty easily.

>>239750

>t. liver

>>239750

Who hurt you?

>>239740

Vote for one nation

>>239753

Dan won't fuck him and craig won't stop raping him.

>>239751

>Is it a hot day?

Not really.

Were there many colonial cases of boongs raping Australian women? I know they would have fights over boongs stealing sheep and shit but was there much rape?

>>239754

The shire is a liberal stronghold, I think I only have 4 people to vote for in the upper house I think? Libs, Lab and Christian Democrats and Greens.

>>239759

Real noonga sleep on road, UNNA!

>>239758

It depends which district you count as

https://www.theleader.com.au/story/5942447/full-list-22-candidates-contest-seats-covering-shire/

>>239762

Miranda for me.

>Nicholas Hughes, Sustainable Australia

Oh wow, didn't know they were running here, that's who I'll vote for then.

Fuck off flood detection.

Imagine being a wagie and knowing your tax money is going to this shit.

>>239767

Too woggish tbh, I'd still give her some Anglo-Sexing though.

>>239768

I think she's Greek, quite few Greeks in the shire.

There is a Poojeeta Charishma Kaliyanda running in Holsworthy

>>239770

What did you do?

>>239770

What are you being served for mate?

>>239770

Where are you?

>>239734

You need one of those electric probes that they put up the Bulls arse to make them ejeculate

>>239740

I have already voted with ivote

>>239777

Mate if the cops were called on you twice I am inclined to think there is more to the story than you are letting on. Maybe you do not realise how out of control your behaviour is. It is like that for some people. They just can't see themselves the way others do.

The crazy woman next door was out the back ranting and raving for a few hours last night. Just non-stop gibberish. No-one else was there.

I have not heard her today.

>>239780

You should ask her over for a cup of tea and make friends with her, she is probably just lonely

>>239781

I have enough crazy fat hags in my life.

>>239781

And maybe put a bit of Rohypnol in the tea

Just went down to Woolies for a bit of a shop, they announced over the mic that they will be observing a minute silence for the shooting in NZ last week, so I just kinda stood there in the male grooming isle awkwardly.

>>239784

You sound a bit paranoid but what the fuck would i know.

>>239785

lol, what did you buy?

>>239786

Razors, deodorant, a couple of steaks for dinner, some almonds and then swung by Dans for some gook beers.

Was also thinking of buying some of that horny goat weed for my broken willy but I couldn't find any, think I might have to go to the chemist for that.

>>239789

Well I'm not a NEET at the moment, just taking some ttime off after a bit of a meltdown last week, before that I was a 5 year DSP NEET.

>>239789

>there is no way you are possibly NEET. Get out.

There are very few actual NEETs here but i would say that most people here have been NEETs at some stage in there life.

>>239789

I'm pretty apathetic to what happened in NZ, I mean I think it is horrible, I've never gone down the entire white nationalist rabbithole or socialist rabbithole, I more or less just feel like an observer of the world.

>>239793

Yeah I pretty much am, I wish no harm on anyone, I just feel like an outsider, watching things unfold.

>>239795

>DSP NEET ?

Disability support pension

>>239795

>if you spend long enough here you will get radicalized.

I've been browsing imageboards since 2006, seen it all, not radicalized.

>>239795

>Training in Aviation

Oh nice, I've always wanted to get into aviation, spent many hours playing flight sims and all that jazz, just never bothered to get into it in real life.

>>239798

>Does your gf think you are in the alt right?

Nope she knows I'm pretty much apolitical.

>>239801

>Aviation Pays Terribly in Australia

Damn didn't know that, I'm actually a mechanic, which also pays pretty shitty for a trade.

>>239801

Have you ever tried to get your mental health issues sorted out mate? You are making some pretty typical statements of a certain type of mentally ill person.

>>239802

This is tingling my supplement addiction

>>239766

They should be promoting petrol sniffing not demonising it

>>239802

You need dexies

I need my routine back. I've had a week of good old fashioned doing nothing

>>239810

Have a wank at a certain time every day and build your day around it.

>>239805

>Cool. At least you get to drive some interesting cars

I work at a pretty regular dealership, but I specifically work on all the used cars that get traded in, Lexus's are my all time favorites.

>>239809

I'm trying to get ritalin

Second day without clean undies, another leap of faith into the cumdies pile

>>239814

Have a wash

>>239807

noice

I change my undies at least twice a day. Probably some sort of issue with the old noggin.

>>239817

cleanboi

>>239813

The rittler

Getting those garlic bread cravings again.

>>239820

Resist.

Just finished watching Paprika, it was good, trippy as fuck but good.

>>239822

Never heard of it, just reading about it now, sounds pretty good.

Time to crack open a gook can I think.

>>239824

Resist.

>>239825

I know I know, a bit hypocritical of me telling to resit the delicious garlic bread, but I haven't been drinking much, just a six pack and glass of wine with dinner with the missus,

>>239826

Only on a Friday I should mention, not every night.

>>239826

What are you having for dinner?

>>239828

Some nice juicy T-bones I got from the butcher, with a side of veggies and some fettuccine

>>239829

That better be whole grain pasta, white pasta is bad for you.

>>239830

Yeah I try and avoid carbs as much as possible (can't help it with the beer), all I do with the fettuccine is boil it, then throw it in the fry pan with a dash of olive oil and garlic, sometimes I also add some anchovies and chillies.

Some pajeet tried to sell me cheaper power at a little popup booth in the shopping centre where my Dans is, it was super awkward.

Then on my way out some women passed me as she entered, a few seconds later she runs back out laughing as she muttered about not locking the car, as she passes me on her way back in through the sliding doors she looks at me and says sorry, it was so weird, felt a little like I was in one of those public freakout/cringe videos.

>>239833

We all saw it. You are on the Truman Show.

>>239832

I've never been big on animie, literally the only animies I've watch is dragon ball z because it was on cheez tv back in the day, Akira, Initial D because I'm a petrol head and Ghost in the Shell.

>>239837

> Premade Alcholic Camel-back

lmao

I remember years ago When I lived down Cronulla, used to hang around a pretty bad crowd, block I used to hang with would drink goon from a cup, the coppers knew him pretty well, they came up to him and ask what's in the cup, he said it was just coke or something, anyway they grabbed it off him and knew it was goon, tipped it into the bin and found his goon camel back in his bag and tossed it in the bin too.

>>239838

Bloke I used to hang out with*

>>239667

feel like im going to end up in the wankhouse at this rate

>>239765

Love me a good boong tune

Thinking about proctology in rural and remote aboriginal communities

Thinking about vaginal bacterial analysis in remote mountainous tropical terrain again…

>>239845

>IKTF

Thinking about how much effort life is

>>239847

Like a good poo, it can sometimes hide from (You) for a while.

>>239847

>Thinking about how much effort life is

Its crazy that the goverment gives us neetbux and we have everything we could ever want. Internet. Freedom. Food. Drink.

and its still too much effort to just "exist"

>>239849

Its just because everyone is so intense about everything most people have no chill mode where they just chill out and stop worrying about everything and their panic starts to affect me. its annoying.

I might get a bottle of wine

I’m quite depressed

>>239850

The Nurgle 2019 puts a deep strain on your body.

>>239852

See (You) soon!

>>239850

Have some dexies

12 pack of Coors and a spliff up the bum

>19

>never get carded

I'm not looking forward to my late twenties, unless my aging happens to plateau or something I'm fucked.

>>239857

Based zoomer

Fuck you Dan, expecting me to walk 45 minutes each way in the heat just to see you. BWS and Cellarbrations are my local bottleos now.

>>239859

Your fault for not ordering an uber.

>>239860

I don't have enough money. I know you are rolling in cash from whoring out those boongs passed out round the back but I don't have that luxury.

>>239861

Buy an Astra.

>>239862

I'll buy your arsehole and lend it to craig.

10 cans of double jack and dry and 4 cans of the same and lemonade for dinner.

$465 to get the Commie serviced today.

any brisbane drinking buddies?

>>239864

>$465 to get the Commie serviced today.

Farck thats nearly a fortnights dole payment