/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>240248

He exited his union membership by hitting the site rep with a ball peen hammer.

>tfw no wife to cherish and to hold

>>240255

Really?

>tfw the goon wipes our mind free each time

I got my booze and went through Maccas for my thickshake. The woman in the car in front of me put her food on her card and left the card in the machine and the teller looked at me like I was retarded when I tried explaining the situation, before it dawned on her and she was running across teh shop with the card.

>thinking about executive moobs

>>240158

>T'ziporah Atarah Malkah

That doesn't even sound Arabic, it just sounds Tzeentchian

>>240273

wew

>>240276

It's a made up J name

>>240278

Oh fucking wew, ITS A JEWISH name

Granted If I converted to Judiasm I'd too would give myself a Tzeentchian name

That or Moshe Hershel Rosengoldenblattsteinbergwitz

>>240279

Don't do that! Possum will ban you!

>>240275

Are you laying on the ground?

>>240281

perhaps he has no furniture

Oi boys, who to vote for today?

Boomerpool needs to be shut down, unbearable.

Hmmm will 8chan let me embed an xvideo…? lets find out

>>240286

Why do you go there?

Meanwhile in NK's gooncave

>>240288

general Australian-related discussion, I really shouldn't

>>240291

Did any of them tell you when the footy's on, the Telstra box doesn't have a tv book, or I can't work out how to use it anyway.

>>240293

>satanic

Fugg off boomer

>>240293

Sorry.

norks

>>240296

ORKZ

Bill

test

>>240298

Shorten

shire

tyre

>>240303

is a comfy Saturday in store anon?

>>240304

He looks comfy

>>240304

just a saturday of confusion and brainfog.

>>240306

add some goon to the mix

>>240309

Hello Hans, how are you today?

>>240289

>1234

How do you find these videos?

>>240307

lol

>>240312

by power of the rainbow serpent

They're all shit.

>>240315

>Whats worse is i know some crazy wired whores who can eat 6. Insane.

Didn't someone say the maximum dosage is 200mg?

>>240310

2:30am here. Just worked out.

>>240319

You meant to say

<Just Wanked out

>>240321

that too

>>240322

So Hans I've heard that germans are fascinated by Aboriginals, is this true

>>240323

I'm fascinated by their retardation. I wonder when we'll import them as well so they can become doctors and engineers here.

How's your country reacting to the whole Tarrant situation?

I'm giving up.

>>240324

Basically the feeling is

>tfw depressed

>>240324

Fuck you.

>>240326

No Shire, WHY

>>240329

There's two shire flags.

who wants to smell my bottom

>>240331

Probably smells better than the rest of you.

>>240332

me

Sorry they didn't come out great.

>>240326

I thought this one was okay.

>>240331

Why do you have to be disgusting all the time?

>>240338

Just get gooned and drop the reddit spacing and you might finally fit in

>>240337

>tfw read this in primary school

>>240341

lol who made it originally?

I'm confused. So flags were removed because with the use of VPNs, they can be used to Namefag, but then icon flags are added that can be used to Namefag anyway?

>>240345

i think the issue was was randomly assigned flags to posts and now you have to pick your own

> Danning Intensifies

There are many benefits to this new era of Dan/Craig posting

>>240indeed

>>240345

Lighten up.

http://www.rsdb.org/slur/abc

>Aboriginal Bum Cleaner

lol

>>240351

hot

I had all sorts of plans this morning. I have done none of them. I cleaned up my tools, now I'm going to get a whopper and probably do nothing.

>>240336

you made me what i am

>>240354

>IKTF

>>240345

>irony

>>240350

I'll tell you a funny story about that kangaroo point cliffs. See those bins on the lower right ? Im pretty sure i have observed on many occasions a shady dude placing small packets of drugs on the inside of that bin somewhere. I have also seen shady people looking on the insides of that bin. Its so subtle. I wonder what he is dealing ?

>>240358

Why didn't you just fetch whatever he put in there and know the answer for sure?

26 degrees today in Shitbourne, visited my friend last night again, he was introduced to me by my other friend, it's good to meet a new person, especially when so many other people have drifted away from me.

>>240354

Plant something new in that garden bed.

I wonder if he will have better poos this weekend.

>>240301

Noice

Went to HJ's and got two small whoppers deal, changed one of the whoppers for a farmhouse whopper. It has bacon and fried onions, not bad. Also got an Iced Coffee.

>>240359

>tfw she makes that face while nibbling on your snag

>>240368

This doesn't help my broken willy.

>>240362

I think I will try pots next, the bed might be good for root veggies or potatoes. Maybe even a thick, robust turnip

Also, does anyone know when the vote results start to come in?

>>240364

>anyhows the dealer would be watching the bin from his apartment

It's a shame a shotgun could not easily be acquired and they could be blown away.

>>240372

Voting closes at 6:00 pm and I am guessing the voting starts then. It will probably take a day or two if it is a close election.

Found out I got rejected for the DSP yesterday, at least I got approved for the NDIS

>>240375

Yeah I was reading it's expected to be a hung parliament.

>>240376

Sorry to hear that mate

>>240376

Most disability applications are from what I have seen and heard of, probably best to find out and why and begin the appeal.

>>240370

There are filters available, I don't think there any in place here. They are a bit shit.

I had all abo/boone/coon etc. filtered to NK on unna.

Then when people said something like what about big poo it would get filtered to what NKut big poo. Bit shit.

>>240376

Have you received your NDIS Plan yet?

> A voting centre on the NSW Central Coast has been forced to close following a death.

>The person died after a medical incident at The Entrance campus of Tuggerah Lakes Secondary College about 11.15am on Saturday, NSW Ambulance said.

>Police said the death was not suspicious, and the NSW Electoral Commission said the voting centre would remain closed until paramedics had left the site.

kek, voting was a bit too intense.

>>240382

Not yet. I'll still need to have a meeting with them to get it sorted

>>240383

Jeeze

>tfw didn't do an apprenticeship

>>240380

How do I use that seroquel flag?

>>240383

Poisoned sausage sanga maybe?

>>240386

How old are you> you could still always do one, you'll just have to endure some intense banter directed at you.

>>240389

24

thought about it, have too much HECS debt to pay off though and mummybot wouldn't be supportive

>>240384

All the LAC's (who the meeting will be with) are shit. They are getting phased out because none of them can do their job. Ask for Support Coordination funding to assist with finding services and state you want to seek services with Non-NDIA registered providers and then get Plan Management funding.

The first place you should go is to a sole trading OT (the big companies take ages to do anything - sole traders are just single people but they do what they say more often than the companies who will get you in the door, then make you wait 2 months before an initial assessment). You can ask for a Plan Review if you are unhappy with the outcome but that will need to be submitted within 90 days of the implementation of the Plan.

If you are just getting it for autism, $1000 in Core and $7-8000 in CB Daily is probably all you are going to get but that is enough for fortnightly visits to a specialist.

If you need assistance getting to and from appointments, make sure you push that point. You could get substantially more funding in Core for Support Workers.

>>240368

If she loses tonight she will probably be crying and need consoling.

>>240392

Who is it?

>>240390

Hmmm the HECS thing is a bit worrying, what I did when I first left school at 16 was enroll in a pre-employment course at TAFE to be a mechanic, 4 days a week at TAFE and one day at a mechanic of your choice, I got a job at Toyota as soon as I finished TAFE, Toyota are good to work for, very simply cars to work on and they never get any major problems so the workload isn't so bad, it's just the bantz you have to put up with.

>>240376

Have an appeal mate.

>>240387

Magic.

>>240394

How bad is the bantz? Guess not as much PC shit, corporate speak and constant changing of the air conditioning that would be an upside.

Working for Toyota is cool, I wish I left school at 16 sometimes then again being in high school was pretty alright if you could bludge it and pull decent marks.

>>240393

The premier of NSW I think? Gladys Berijklliannhgjn

>>240391

Thanks for the advice. I have a friend who gets $47,000 funding in spite of the fact that he doesn't have a formal autism diagnosis.

>>240398

Sounds like part of our tribe.

>>240397

It's very blokey banter, being asked to go the parts shop to get the population tool, blinker fluid, johnson rods, being locked into the sare parts room and having the lights turned off with another mechanic and being asked to pull my pants down lmao.

>>240399

I forgot to mention, he got approved for the NDIS without having to make an access request.

>>240401

spare parts room*

>>240399

Yeah, the LAC's write down all sorts of bullshit, it then gets sent to a NDIA rep and they formulate the plan.

If the LAC doesn't write shit down right, then the plan gets all fucked up.

>>240401

>being asked to pull my pants down

Tell us more mate. did you pull them down?

>>240401

>having the lights turned off with another mechanic and being asked to pull my pants down

that part sounds a bit gay

>>240388

<Likely

>>240391

Different neet here, but can I ask, when and if I apply for the NDIS for anxiety problems does it pay for additional psychologist visits on top of the 10 available on medicare?

>>240405

I banteted back and told him I was having trouble undoing my belt and asked if he could unbuckle it for me.

>>240406

>that part sounds a bit gay

Was just some bantz, but yes, very gay.

>>240405

and why would they think that sort of outright homosexuality was funny? what if you'd smashed the cunt with a wrench in panic?

>>240409

Well bantered.

>>240374

it bugs me how impairing seroquel is and how popular it seems to be with doctors in Australia

>>240380

kek

>>240390

all mums are literally NPC at this point

>>240412

>it bugs me how impairing seroquel is and how popular it seems to be with doctors in Australia

Yes it has destroyed my cognition

>>240412

don't forget its other purpose. they like that purpose.

They put my mother on seroquel. She stopped taking it because it made her tired all the time and now she has gone crazy again.

>>240410

It's all fun and games until Fair Work Australia comes in, but it's all fun and games like drink driving. No one really gets hurt.

brb fellas

>>240410

You obviously do not understand banter.

>>240418

clearly

explain it to me

>>240408

Yes, it pays for much more but you should if at all possible through a mental health plan to get a report stating why you need visits.

>>240419

lol, now you're getting it.

Used to also have this one dude come up and grab you on the hips if you were bent over on car, very gay.

PORT ADELAIDE

Beer for breakfast.

The thread seems really different now

>>240422

See one bloke doing this once would be funny. But if that's his thing every day, that suggests he is actually a closet faggot.

>>240422

==(You)=

>>240420

Thanks for responding,I'm sure you got better things to do on a saturday than talk about work stuff

>>240426

He only it did a few times, and to some other people, I think he just liked to get a reaction from people and have a good chuckle.

>>240426

this is correct. closeted faggots joke homo nonstop at work

you want to call em out on it but not go there at the exact same time. pises me off.

>>240430

CWC is completely irrelevant in Australia. Drink some GOON

>>240425

> He was quoted $7000 to have an assesment done

Initial assessments can easily cost hundreds to a thousand as you may need multiple appointments. From memory their are two types of assessments. One is from observations of behaviour, while other is observations of behaviour paired with interviews with the person, their family and someone else who scores their behaviour. Then adding the fact the psychologist knows they are going to court and having to give up so many sessions to be there (a days work), I can imagine how the cost can go up especially when both sides are going to grill them on the report.

>>240432

$7k to be told you have the tism

That's crazy.

>>240422

His knob on your bumhole is just a bit of banter.

>>240424

Everything is different now.

>>240428

Nah, it's alright. If any of you need pointers I can help.

Those sorts of assessments are what you need to increase your chances, the more paperwork you can throw at them, the better your chances of getting on.

>>240435

In a good way or bad? I kinda like these little flags.

>>240437

You can have 500 odd flags on a board.

>>240433

>$7k to be told you have the tism

>That's crazy.

It is, there is no doubt. But the courts are not cheap. I think the cost of going to Family Court for a family member over an adult custody and care issue was about under $20k for one party and that was a bargain price for a few days at that court. Just a solicitor and barrister on both sides.

>>240438

Spare a thought for the poor possum who has to upload them all.

>>240431

I'll let you faggots know that I worked real hard for this dank OC. pls donut steel

>>240439

Damn

>>240440

> poor possum who has to upload them all.

he gets paid well

>>240442

I'm still suffering from your irish curse from last night Dan.

>>240445

But your refreshments will keep you refreshed tonight!

>>240444

>>240446

You should develop a hangover cure Dan, with all the money you make from us, I'm sure you could gather a crack team of scientists to come up with something,

>>240433

this is an incredibly accurate assesment

>>240433

DID SOMEONE SAY TISM ?

< really guys did was it a reference to autism ? i honestly never knew lol

>>240435

make it what you want faggot ;)n

whats your flag called ?

>>240437

i love these flags

>>240439

man i have a friend that has been fighting a 10 year custody battle ! you have no idea of costs involved and the stories i could tell you about our court system

>>240442

How much goon does it take to start giving you proper DT shakes ?

>>240445

a Dan curse is better than a BWS curse

>>240448

Skull water before you pass out and it won't be as bad tomorrow.

>>240448

>You should develop a hangover cure Dan

He did its called Seroquel

>>240450

>you have no idea of costs involved and the stories i could tell you about our court system

This was a simple shut and close case over who was responsible for their care and as a result who had to pay for their care. The irony was that upon their death in care they used less than a quarter of the settlement they had received well under $100k. This person was high care individual needing 24/7 care for years on end. I do not understand why they wanted more than double that amount and didn't use any significant amount of it…

>>240453

Do you even look at the images before you post them? Three of those obviously do not work at that size.

I like this seroquel flag

>>240456

not bad, I prefer this one

>flag related

>>240457

What is that flag?

>>240457

Hail Horler

leave your cursor over the flag for it's name to appear

off-gridNEETs back at it again fellas

we should invite him to build the commune for us

>>240458

>>240459

*Hortler

…

Haven't been drunk like that in a while, properly cannot remember some of the stuff I did and said last night. The coast seems clear though, I've matured past sending cringey texts and shit

>>240462

Did you send any good poo pictures?

>>240463

ever seen a retarded nazi attempt to draw a swastika?

>>240469

Have fun m80

>>240467

or a rabbi

>>240469

living that goon NEET life

>>240469

>TIDDIES

white pointers

>>240471

yes

Ripper game today, the last quarters going to be good.

>>240264

Morning craig

Had a violent wank last night, only managed two because my first one lasted about 3 hours and my dick was pretty limp for the second one. I think when you wank for multiple hours it drains away at the next wank

>>240315

I remember getting seroquel off a friend in high school and I took it before going to school thinking it would make the day interesting, by lunch time I went home and went to bed and slept for about 20 hours

Big poo wank

>>240480

Keep us updated along the way.

Port Adelaide aggression

feeling the blues today fellas

>tfw smoking and drinking is all I ever do

>>240483

Damn

>>240480

That's a true pilgrimage

>>240476

Good afternoon m8, I have some really good goon specials out back if you want to come with me.

>>240480

>Its the best $25 adventure a NEET can do.

*Unless they're an executive.

>>240477

>I think when you wank for multiple hours it drains away at the next wank

Now that's banner worthy.

>>240487

Might be time to call it quits. Even blown up like that you can see it's not gonna work.

>>240479

Better poo this Saturday?

>>240485

He's full of shit (and later found the laptop in his other car), but it's still amusing.

>>240493

I just did a poo, it wasn't very good.

I should have drank a metamucil before I went to bed last night so I had one as soon as I got up

>>240486

I can now access 8chan on TPG without a VPN, I am not sure if Telstra has unblocked but the Gen did update on my phone when I was out but I am not sure if that was from the Wi-Fi before I left or the 4G.

>>240480

>tfw severely impressed

>>240483

get got

>>240494

kek

>>240487

what am I looking at

>>240490

kek, executives would uber it.

>>240495

>I should have drank a metamucil

Didn't you say you were going to? You need to mix it into the boongka drink.

>>240499

He needs Metamucil at bed time, then All Bran for breakfast, then poo at 9am.

>>240496

Yeah, TPG/iiNet/Internode (same cunts) have lifted it.

no harry potter on tv tonight

>>240503

uhm

>>240505

YOU HAD BETTER BE CRUISE DOG I SWEAR TO GOD

>>240506

It's shire, this image is doing something to my broken willy.

>>240502

The poos on top of his food really got me hard.

>>240507

Attempt a wank

>>240507

Conflicted between this violation of a sacred covenant between myself and Cruise Dog, and you needing your pen0r fixed.

>>240509

Just a little under half mast.

Fuck this, I'm going to the Dr on Monday arvo to try and get some stiffy pills.

>>240511

Good enough for a wank m8

>>240513

I can't, it's like a psychological block in my mind, just very little arousal.

>>240500

Dr. Poo

>>240514

have you tried hitting the misso?

>>240518

You should try wearing the sexy panties next time

I feel so cooked

>>240518

I meant like smacking her about

I'm sorry to hear of this situation. Definitely get some dick pills or get off the meds.

>>240521

I'll try the dick pills first, if they don't do the job I might have to give these anti-depressants the flick.

>>240524

My local bottle shop has a port barrel that you can fill your own flagon from for $4.

https://www.humanservices.gov.au/individuals/enablers/reviews-and-appeals-centrelink-decision/34671

I'm going to get started on filling out the review of decision form

Only problem with the dick pills, how long do they last? I don't want to be walking around for 2 hours or more with a full on meat pole.

>>240492

That's what all of the flags have looked like.

TEST MESSAGE PLEASE IGONORE

>>240527

You could always try changing antidepressants, I'm currently on Prozac and it hasn't affected my wanks

>>240531

Stay away from the dick pills, you risk getting a priapism

>>240527

I can only speak for Viagra, but your dick goes down when you're done nutting. Window of opportunity is 4 hours or something like that.

>>240530

I've only just started taking these ones, gotta wait a few more weeks before they take full effect.

>>240534

What antidepressant are you taking?

>>240533

and if you're not mentally there, nothing happens to your old boy anyway.

>>240533

Well that's good to know.

>>240535

Celapram (Citalopram)

>>240538

Citalopram seems to be a lot harsher than other antidepressants

>>240539

Yeah, I've taken Prozac, Lexapro and oloft in the past, but this one has killed my willy like no other.

>>240536

also you're supposed to take them on an empty stomach and limit your alcohol consumption. It doesn't react badly with food or alcohol, it's just the alcohol is working against what it's trying to do, and a fatty meal slows the uptake of the drug.

Think I might have hit the mushies too hard during the week lads, still not feeling 100%, things are still a little dreamy

>>240542

>still not feeling 100%

Have a wank

>>240542

You have permanently re-wired your brain. I hope you are satisfied with yourself, young man!

>>240524

Gotta be careful with those boxless goons, I heard someone's drugging them and raping neets at the bus stop

>>240545

our boy just rapes them and steals their goonbag

>>240517

I phoned them and the receptionist sighed and said to look at tomorrow night's guide – get this – "LIKE EVERY OTHER SUNDAY FOR THE PAST FIVE WEEKS"

Oh bugger! I missed the first 10 minutes of NSW Votes on the ABC with Antony Green.

>>240546

I used to get raped for my goon money in school

>>240547

Tell her you want Harry Potter on both Saturday and sunday

>>240549

i hear you can get compensated for that now

>>240550

She was very rude. I bet other women don't like her.

>>240547

Fuck her m8, you can't be expected to know everything

If we all pooed in goon boxes we could make giant poo bricks and build the compound.

>>240551

My parents would be really angry when I came home naked from school with no goon bag

>>240522

>>240556

My year 3 teacher (who was a complete cunt straight out of teacher's college) tried asking me one day in class if my parents drank after work. After I relayed this tidbit, they both went down the next day and ripped her head off.

>>240554

We would always be inhaling the aroma of pleasurable neet poos, the more neets we get the more poo bricks we will have and the compound will get bigger and bigger.

Should start a metamucil farm next to the goon fields and dexie mines

>>240524

>BWS gave Dan a real run for his money that day.

Dan, Dan has standards.

>>240558

Were you an abo kid?

>>240529

>IGONORE

What did he mean by this?

>>240561

No, I was just "different". That whole episode ended up having me withdrawn from her class and classified as 'gifted' (lol) after some testing.

>>240510

It is for the greater good.

>>240564

>tfw no gf

>>240512

If it's a libido thing, viagra wont help.

I've done nothing but smoke bongs and watch movies I don't even like this week

>>240518

IKTF

No amount of explanation helps either.

>>240525

I don't know if you're lying.

>>240577

I thought that said smoke boongs at first and was very concerned

>>240558

Were they drunk?

>>240567

I know it's you, Possum.

>>240568

That third one is shopped, surely?

>>240584

>surely?

>>240585

>>240579

Why would I do that.

>>240582

No, I was raised in a good home. This was just a poor area and they had good defence jobs and her fucktard 20 year old woman logic decided that equaled stress and drinking and me being weird.

>>240572

You can borrow mine m8 >>240522

>>240566

That's a good jiff

>>240576

I don't care if a carload of us have to drive to Sydney and crowd around his bed and cheer him on, Shire WILL get a stiffy damnit!

>>240591

Not trying to be mean or anything mate, but I'd prefer one without a defective neck

>>240594

so her head flops around a bit when you give her one, but otherwise she's a sweet girl

>>240596

Very functional specimen

>>240597

All well and good until some dumb boong steals it for a sniff

>>240577

I've done nothing (outside of work) since I got back from Canberra last Sunday apart from eating takeaway and drinking. Starting to feel about myself what Possum feels about me.

>thinking about shire's penis

>>240601

>Starting to feel about myself what Possum feels about me.

wew

>>240602

>IKTF

>>240602

We all are. We care about him, and by extension, his unimpressive deflated member.

Getting a bit gay in here

>>240606

Nobody bats an eyelid when it's a certain marsupial and a disability support worker with a heart of gold.

>>240607

These are the happiest boongs I've ever seen

>>240612

I'm not allowed this one though

>>240612

2 is a bloody child.

5 and 9 would be the best.

>>240609

There is always room for more.

>>240615

>2 is a bloody child.

I think that's part of the meme.

>>240617

Yeah I know.

>>240619

There's ghosts there unna.