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File: 8239ee8296a17a4⋯.png (184.83 KB,365x365,1:1,sk1426890959432.png)

 No.449152 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

The last banner thread bugged out, possibly due to being more than three years old, so I made a new one.

Rules:

• Your image has to be 300x100 and under 500 KB.

• It should have "/lewd/" somewhere on it.

• Obviously, not every submission will be added.

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 No.453752

cool

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File: ba5cc57281e3ccd⋯.jpg (383.48 KB,1173x1200,391:400,guard.jpg)

 No.434310 [Open thread]

1) No lewd images of any person under 18, even if that person is you.

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).

3) No spamming.

4) No hateful bullying.

5) No ban evasion.

6) No doxxing.

7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.

8) Just generally try not to do stuff that might drive people away from the board (which includes advertising for other boards).

Addendum:

• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.

• NSFW stuff is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules.

• Gore isn't technically against the rules, but it might get deleted if it's particularly bad. Putting gore under a spoiler and giving a warning is the polite thing to do.

• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.

• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).

• Kagami a cute.

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File: 78403a781c01eb3⋯.jpg (185.54 KB,1137x881,1137:881,Gal_That_Wants_Big_Money_s….jpg)

 No.452197 [Open thread]

Test post I guess

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 No.453411

cool test

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 No.453437

:)

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 No.453741

Join

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 No.453761

Join

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 No.453765

Join

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File: 33d2ee3b59e2eb9⋯.jpeg (19.87 KB,184x274,92:137,download_10_.jpeg)

 No.453764 [Open thread]

So there's some indication I was poisoned again today at 555 Beale street. The idea here seems to be one similar to the movie toy story. In this case you'll be given ling disease so you can't "fly" (smoke drugs).and then you'll be chased around by people in cowboy hats if you do something they dont like. Then you'll have someone has you with cement dust or some other dust if you do something you don't like which will increase the scarring and kill you faster. In essence then you're "just a toy" and can be killed by people who just spray an area with dust.

I woke up with breathing difficulties. I sleep in the "b" dorm and there are no cameras - one of the shelter staff members that had previously given me COVID was on duty that night. This morning a homeless man named Quincy (who is mentally retarded - this may be the "child" of the toy story - you essentially poison.someome.and then have whether or not they'll be gassed with cement dust be at the whims of someone that's mentally retarded) is going around with a shirt that's of a sugar skull.wirh a baseball helmet on it. There's a "toy" of a giants baseball heart at San Francisco general hospital. So typically what this means is that after a poisoning they'll staff the hospitals with the "dead" (that is people that are likewise ill and are manipulable) so that you can't get medical care.

This would also explain all the screwing around with games having to do with tarot cards and the romani (crossing your legs in front of someone like the hanged man from the tarot while lying to them and repeatedly asking what's wrong of the.person and so on).

It's unknown how many people in the city of San Francisco are sick but this gaslighting game has involved hundreds of people in a bubble surrounding me. Most likely this has been done to pass the "child" who is doing the manipulation from one ten year old or mentally disabled person to the next. No one says anything because those that would end up becoming poisoned. Many people have died from this and I have no idea how many but it's quite a few. The hospitals will take x-rays and then not show you the results or show you old results or of other patients while you're sick with lung disease.

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File: 1b026f19144df3b⋯.jpg (120.45 KB,1000x1500,2:3,46cm9in_3D_Realistic_Femal….jpg)

 No.453704 [Open thread]

I'm trying to get a hands-free nut and work out thru practicing humping, but I don't wanna get a whole ass torso thing to hide in a closet when I have family over (frequent).

Is there some kinda contraption I can use/rig to work with regular fleshlights or something? I tried using the rolled up blanket technique, but it's not firm enough and it's awkward to hold up while standing/kneeling

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 No.453763

torso is too heavy to handle. Unlike a real girls the torso won't help by lifting the hips.

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File: eb62d45fd1187e3⋯.jpg (11.76 KB,300x168,25:14,anime.jpg)

 No.453760 [Open thread]

New thread for anime Circlejerks

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 No.453762

File: f2d94ebd14564b2⋯.jpg (83.91 KB,1024x749,1024:749,1667717867327105.jpg)

Ibisher wishim mimery frienddoeables wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim plssry beeims assry beautiflim assry yeeims abisher absoluerly soim matoe

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File: d5365a24156ef59⋯.jpeg (450.99 KB,459x994,459:994,IMG_6244.jpeg)

 No.453750 [Open thread]

What’s some of the dirtiest thing you would do to my hot friend Cate?

She’s from Boston and needs a good groping

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 No.453753

Anal without(despite) asking first is a favorite of mine. Feels absolutely heavenly.

Nutting in choccy milk is an effective tactic.

Sometimes I tell girls to imagine it’s their dads during a BJ if it’s just some slut I may never see again.

Pissing a little mid bj is golden too.

She’s rly cute. More pics?

Reminds of of an Asian girl I used to be friends with. We never hooked up but I jacked off right next to her sleeping under our blanket once.

You touch her yet?

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 No.453758

anal rape and throat rape lmao; then strangle her to death.

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File: 83c8be88a542131⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image,33.21 KB,736x736,1:1,314B8492_7E7D_4CAE_B219_7….jpeg)

 No.453751 [Open thread]

yo

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 No.453756

My friend was recently beaten by Muslims. I hate them. They always cause trouble.

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File: 082d7c11f6a9b90⋯.jpeg (38.79 KB,500x500,1:1,IMG_2041.jpeg)

 No.453739 [Open thread]

This stupid oogle has been testing me. Absolute gross pig bitch, fake teeth sun fried whore that needs to be humbled. 512) 317-9925

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 No.453743

File: f1b38d315f570d6⋯.png (742.46 KB,1152x666,64:37,Prize_Fight_Loser_Division.png)

>>453739 <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <

The Fish Sandwich at McDonalds should take it's example from LongJohn Silvers, stop producing little cardboard square containers and serve on actual fine plates with sporks and butter knives.

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 No.453744

File: f1b38d315f570d6⋯.png (742.46 KB,1152x666,64:37,Prize_Fight_Loser_Division.png)

>>453739 <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <

The Fish Sandwich at McDonalds should take it's example from LongJohn Silvers, stop producing little cardboard square containers and serve on actual fine plates with sporks and butter knives.

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 No.453745

File: f1b38d315f570d6⋯.png (742.46 KB,1152x666,64:37,Prize_Fight_Loser_Division.png)

>>453739 <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <

The Fish Sandwich at McDonalds should take it's example from LongJohn Silvers, stop producing little cardboard square containers and serve on actual fine plates with sporks and butter knives.(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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File: 4680ec91766d425⋯.jpg (42.3 KB,564x752,3:4,a708ce886bfc0e24e0dcd3cc08….jpg)

 No.453341 [Open thread]

How do I login to see the pictures?

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 No.453347

File: 77d8021a5e4d30e⋯.jpg (100.94 KB,531x531,1:1,sk1426890959880.jpg)

Hi there! I'm afraid that's not the issue; the issue is that 8kun's servers suck ass. The images you can see are the only ones left, the other ones have been lost in some sort of server whoopsie.

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 No.453436

Idk :)

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 No.453602

File: f901b100a4dbd96⋯.jpeg (9.22 KB,187x269,187:269,download_1.jpeg)

>>453347

Help

I'm sorry, bros, I masturbsted to picrel

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 No.453650

>>453602

anon, are you an ant?

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 No.453716

e

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File: 6266e23fd59bec9⋯.jpg (90.95 KB,612x783,68:87,_tenryuu_kantai_collection….jpg)

 No.453261 [Open thread]

Where did this refuge of horndogs and villiany end up moving to?

I checked the usual suspects of end, zzz, and smug and no luck. Did you fellas end up running off to discord or something?

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 No.453619

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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 No.453668

will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known

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 No.453675

gg

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 No.453680

join

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 No.453712

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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File: a7351d673edee0f⋯.jpg (59.24 KB,615x820,3:4,01d25e37_6cfb_474e_bea6_f0….jpg)

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 No.453692 [Open thread]

i donno if I am thicc or just big boned?

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 No.453694

>>453692

Thicker than a snicker and I’m in love.

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 No.453705

>>453692

That really you? That is like 10/10.

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 No.453706

>>453692

Please tell me you like doggy. That would feel the best.

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File: a4c78be6a4e1a35⋯.jpg (281.29 KB,1078x1347,1078:1347,Screenshot_20241017_161229….jpg)

 No.453701 [Open thread]

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File: 37e17c30abd469d⋯.png (Spoiler Image,27.74 KB,182x216,91:108,CLV_M2_us_us_Altered_Beast….png)

 No.453699 [Open thread]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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File: 8fca3a2c1163226⋯.png (946.44 KB,684x1232,171:308,Screenshot_2024_10_10_at_8….png)

 No.453691 [Open thread]

disc0rd. g g /dFU7p8kF

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