/lewd/ - Circlejerks★

The last banner thread bugged out, possibly due to being more than three years old, so I made a new one.

Rules:

• Your image has to be 300x100 and under 500 KB.

• It should have "/lewd/" somewhere on it.

• Obviously, not every submission will be added.

1) No lewd images of any person under 18, even if that person is you.

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).

3) No spamming.

4) No hateful bullying.

5) No ban evasion.

6) No doxxing.

7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.

8) Just generally try not to do stuff that might drive people away from the board (which includes advertising for other boards).

Addendum:

• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.

• NSFW stuff is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules.

• Gore isn't technically against the rules, but it might get deleted if it's particularly bad. Putting gore under a spoiler and giving a warning is the polite thing to do.

• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.

• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).

• Kagami a cute.

Test post I guess

@tabiluvsmen

hairyfemcle fooner gooner high stoned gooner vibeatoe depressed suicidal cut myself doing druvs mmmgs ganer girl uwu daddy ughhh fuck my holesss IN IN HEAT BUT MY PUSSY IS DRY FROM THE WEED

IFWD 4TH SPECIAL

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1st [Rest in Piss] / YouTube CEO (Susan wojicicki) croaks

2nd [why are niggers so violent]

3rd [UK 🇬🇧 neighbor beats man over pokemon cards]

4th [your daughter brings home a black man, how do you react??]

5th [will women dominate tech]

6th [Americans leaving poop stains on chairs at events/theaters]

7th [I lift to kill trannies]

8th [Chink Nigger]

9th [going Law Enforcement]

10th Diversity Hire Tyrone Rant 0:00

(LANDAN from Tiktok) "PROTECTOR OF WOMEN FROM INCEL RAPISTS 2:47

•How Can i have Revenge on Women & make them pay for there injustices against Incels 5:06

8:10 [Redshit/Reddit Terrifies me]

[Why arent you living in a Storage Unit]

11:12

13:50 [California Approves Reparations]

[KFC🍗 Robbery in Augusta] 17:52

21:40 [when are car prices gonna start falling??]

24:10 [ ➕ size hooter waitresses being hired, spark debate]

27:00 Military Section/ [worst place you toured at/stayed at]

Where did this refuge of horndogs and villiany end up moving to?

I checked the usual suspects of end, zzz, and smug and no luck. Did you fellas end up running off to discord or something?

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So there's some indication I was poisoned again today at 555 Beale street. The idea here seems to be one similar to the movie toy story. In this case you'll be given ling disease so you can't "fly" (smoke drugs).and then you'll be chased around by people in cowboy hats if you do something they dont like. Then you'll have someone has you with cement dust or some other dust if you do something you don't like which will increase the scarring and kill you faster. In essence then you're "just a toy" and can be killed by people who just spray an area with dust.

I woke up with breathing difficulties. I sleep in the "b" dorm and there are no cameras - one of the shelter staff members that had previously given me COVID was on duty that night. This morning a homeless man named Quincy (who is mentally retarded - this may be the "child" of the toy story - you essentially poison.someome.and then have whether or not they'll be gassed with cement dust be at the whims of someone that's mentally retarded) is going around with a shirt that's of a sugar skull.wirh a baseball helmet on it. There's a "toy" of a giants baseball heart at San Francisco general hospital. So typically what this means is that after a poisoning they'll staff the hospitals with the "dead" (that is people that are likewise ill and are manipulable) so that you can't get medical care.

This would also explain all the screwing around with games having to do with tarot cards and the romani (crossing your legs in front of someone like the hanged man from the tarot while lying to them and repeatedly asking what's wrong of the.person and so on).

It's unknown how many people in the city of San Francisco are sick but this gaslighting game has involved hundreds of people in a bubble surrounding me. Most likely this has been done to pass the "child" who is doing the manipulation from one ten year old or mentally disabled person to the next. No one says anything because those that would end up becoming poisoned. Many people have died from this and I have no idea how many but it's quite a few. The hospitals will take x-rays and then not show you the results or show you old results or of other patients while you're sick with lung disease.

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I'm trying to get a hands-free nut and work out thru practicing humping, but I don't wanna get a whole ass torso thing to hide in a closet when I have family over (frequent).

Is there some kinda contraption I can use/rig to work with regular fleshlights or something? I tried using the rolled up blanket technique, but it's not firm enough and it's awkward to hold up while standing/kneeling