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File: 8239ee8296a17a4⋯.png (184.83 KB,365x365,1:1,sk1426890959432.png)

 No.449152 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

The last banner thread bugged out, possibly due to being more than three years old, so I made a new one.

Rules:

• Your image has to be 300x100 and under 500 KB.

• It should have "/lewd/" somewhere on it.

• Obviously, not every submission will be added.

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 No.453547

Join

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File: ba5cc57281e3ccd⋯.jpg (383.48 KB,1173x1200,391:400,guard.jpg)

 No.434310 [Open thread]

1) No lewd images of any person under 18, even if that person is you.

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).

3) No spamming.

4) No hateful bullying.

5) No ban evasion.

6) No doxxing.

7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.

8) Just generally try not to do stuff that might drive people away from the board (which includes advertising for other boards).

Addendum:

• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.

• NSFW stuff is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules.

• Gore isn't technically against the rules, but it might get deleted if it's particularly bad. Putting gore under a spoiler and giving a warning is the polite thing to do.

• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.

• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).

• Kagami a cute.

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File: f9dd2b7bde28ec1⋯.jpg (99.56 KB,911x512,911:512,7687677.jpg)

 No.453546 [Open thread]

Girls in real sexual slavery.

Young girls forced into prostitution.

In a cheap dirty brothel they are beaten, drugged, evil pimps force them to have sex with clients.

The video was filmed by hidden cameras installed in the brothel.

Site

https://ir.cx/Njplh

https://ir.cx/Njplh

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File: 784626d74cf41a9⋯.jpg (83.62 KB,437x537,437:537,sk1426890959929.jpg)

 No.452874 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

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 No.453540

File: 6d782611f7bc2bb⋯.png (299.43 KB,320x426,160:213,ii0bfyapesyb1.png)

>>453539

solddoes onnery tee blackim markettoeables matoeable

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 No.453541

File: 8b2915e45532dd1⋯.png (390.86 KB,534x534,1:1,sk1426890959672.png)

>>453539

I'm still around! I just don't check /lewd/ all that often, for obvious reasons.

For regular updates on my exciting and motivational life, skandikonata.tumblr.com is the place to be!

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 No.453542

File: 89a1260d002cc64⋯.jpg (542.99 KB,2000x1536,125:96,GFant_9a0AAA8na.jpg)

well, there goes my coup d'état, the king is back

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 No.453543

File: b6ec353c5e1b05c⋯.gif (1.98 MB,220x220,1:1,gifd.gif)

>>453541

yeeims neeims thattoes whyimisty heeimisty issery hreim matoeable absoluerly soim

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 No.453545

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File: 2a8482c12cb869a⋯.jpg (5.72 KB,315x324,35:36,Screenshot_2024_02_10_15_3….jpg)

 No.453510 [Open thread]

Join

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File: 21e7db1764dd821⋯.png (2.12 MB,1920x1200,8:5,Screenshot_4_.png)

 No.453506 [Open thread]

have to try

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File: 6266e23fd59bec9⋯.jpg (90.95 KB,612x783,68:87,_tenryuu_kantai_collection….jpg)

 No.453261 [Open thread]

Where did this refuge of horndogs and villiany end up moving to?

I checked the usual suspects of end, zzz, and smug and no luck. Did you fellas end up running off to discord or something?

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 No.453283

File: 12af66269e8a6ac⋯.jpg (509.92 KB,1000x1000,1:1,64422450_p0.jpg)

>discord

I won't even act surprised.

That fucking thing's done a better job taking micro communities off this site than how shit the site is on its own.

I appreciate the spoonfeeding though, pal.

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 No.453288

File: d38ffb4844a7bf4⋯.jpg (782.84 KB,1600x1200,4:3,295b6ed0_a48f_11ed_99f8_4b….jpg)

This shits dieing, you can't hide it, it's not that discord killed the communities here, it's that this site has gone to shit, just as Skype never killed the communities on /b/ the jannies did, I can send you a invite to the animus discord Skandi-sama, I really just wanna be able to talk like we used to, when 8chan was active, the almost pm chat on Tumblr isn't enough.

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 No.453340

join

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 No.453478

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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 No.453499

Ok, this is me. I'm writing a bunch of words to soo if I can join. I don't know what's going on. This seems to be what everyone else is doing. So now I'm doing it too. Still typing. And typing some more.

Finally, I'm going to finish up with these words.

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File: ce7518bb4ef9aec⋯.jpg (451.26 KB,2924x1316,731:329,IMG_20220903_153522718.jpg)

 No.453473 [Open thread]

I like circle jerking

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File: 78403a781c01eb3⋯.jpg (185.54 KB,1137x881,1137:881,Gal_That_Wants_Big_Money_s….jpg)

 No.452197 [Open thread]

Test post I guess

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 No.452369

File: 21537a9a17345de⋯.jpg (52.43 KB,549x664,549:664,1585414525485.jpg)

>>452368

Yeah..*hides my face*.

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 No.452514

[[[Break]]]

~Break~

```Break```

(((Break)))

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 No.452515

* *

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 No.453411

cool test

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 No.453437

:)

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File: 4680ec91766d425⋯.jpg (42.3 KB,564x752,3:4,a708ce886bfc0e24e0dcd3cc08….jpg)

 No.453341 [Open thread]

How do I login to see the pictures?

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 No.453347

File: 77d8021a5e4d30e⋯.jpg (100.94 KB,531x531,1:1,sk1426890959880.jpg)

Hi there! I'm afraid that's not the issue; the issue is that 8kun's servers suck ass. The images you can see are the only ones left, the other ones have been lost in some sort of server whoopsie.

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 No.453436

Idk :)

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File: 9352886800700b3⋯.png (Spoiler Image,85.16 KB,500x397,500:397,nani_memegenerator_3629340….png)

 No.452735 [Open thread]

Question: Why are those Join or 404 images all over the place? Was there a server move recently or something?

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 No.452740

File: dcd6d53f4938ea0⋯.png (153.48 KB,300x430,30:43,sk1426890959574.png)

>>452735

The short answer is that 8kun is an extremely fucked website. It was down for a while, and it's still real buggy nowadays.

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 No.453160

>>452740

Setting up file storage buckets and a CDN is fairly simple. I don't know why Ron is having so much trouble with it.

I could get this shit up and running in a few hours, but I hate this site and would never help keep it online.

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 No.453174

A cross dresser and a vampire attacked a mosque as part of a scheme to fuck up 8chan and left with this

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 No.453254

>>453160

it's because republicans are fucking retarded

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 No.453292

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File: 4e7b2ed79c91a57⋯.png (17.85 KB,289x275,289:275,EBDveFdUIAEZpDU.png)

 No.450021 [Open thread]

You guys are great besides spider

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 No.450073

>>450026

Who cares what authoritarians and plutocrats think?

People just wanna shitpost anonymously on imageboards in peace.

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 No.450154

File: e9b765d0d7aabd0⋯.png (201.92 KB,500x500,1:1,tbhxx2x.png)

1st for wolfspider is the best. wolfspider

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 No.450219

>>450050

If "Last Christmas" counts as a Christmas song, Die Hard counts as a Christmas movie.

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 No.452460

File: d268b6162a5352c⋯.jpg (37.86 KB,743x423,743:423,twitter_ingsoc.jpg)

File: 6e77ac3f56f4e78⋯.jpg (316.08 KB,1600x901,1600:901,download.jpg)

>>450073

No you must only use the government mandated forum board, also known as twitter. Everyone must become an NPC.

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 No.453256

File: 1e6701f9671e1d3⋯.gif (400.11 KB,480x270,16:9,caster_medea.gif)

>>450050

>Those who live by the sword die by the sword.

>I bring not peace but a sword.

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File: 456ff31581fc19e⋯.jpg (162.8 KB,774x790,387:395,sk16060_Kagami_Hiiragi_Kon….jpg)

 No.452128 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Falling in love with phenibut all over again edition

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv1PvJnpzlI

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 No.452873

File: 15b1e672f019d1d⋯.png (164.23 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890959717.png)

>>452872

I mean, I can only assume you mean "drawings?" I do think they're good.

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 No.452875

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 No.453153

File: 233cab3362b1ddc⋯.jpg (253.46 KB,850x1202,425:601,sample_61663552af74f793d4d….jpg)

Haha nice

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 No.453291

join

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 No.453464

join ggg ggg gggg gggggg ggg ggggg ggggg ggggg ggggg ggggg gg ggggg gggg ggggg ggggg ggggg gggg gggg gg gg ggggg gggggg g gg g

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File: 8e3ef20c9921ff4⋯.png (91.25 KB,340x340,1:1,sk1426890959738_Copy.png)

 No.451798 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Skandi-sama started listening to Green Day again edition

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-q0zSh3RvI

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 No.452126

File: 37dc224b7fbad9a⋯.jpg (133.77 KB,683x1024,683:1024,waiting_3D_36211901682_bee….jpg)

>>452123

Well I mean. I say "actual micromanagement only begins at like platinum or diamond league" but what I should have said is that it should only begin at those levels, plenty of people try it from the very getgo (including myself) without realizing how much it slows them down. SO I dunno that you would!

Aha, I see. Friendly to my PC.

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 No.452127

File: f7f4d1894e7e424⋯.png (7.49 KB,500x250,2:1,f7f4d1894e7e424e1d41e55cec….png)

>>452125

these bitches wanting me years supply of willy desu

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 No.452129

File: 54b98c9f3b2a0f1⋯.gif (163.75 KB,500x291,500:291,sk1426890959443.gif)

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 No.452312

File: a329f7c763b08d1⋯.jpg (140.99 KB,592x767,592:767,1553984202443.jpg)

Surrender to ZOG

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 No.453317

rrr

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File: 147f02306e17dac⋯.png (6.81 KB,640x640,1:1,single_for_taiga.png)

 No.451455 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9gMBr4GDKY

We wish it was post-pandemic edition

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 No.451794

>>451792

if you weren't a bot, i'd have to stuff your pooper. i'm in the m00d for l00d.

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 No.451795

File: ddeaf0c167a3851⋯.jpg (75.79 KB,1024x1139,1024:1139,princess_marco_turdina_by_….jpg)

>>451791

It was a friendship tattoo, shes great.

>>451792

Most of the things that aren't legal about the small Japanese cars is the glass, i don't think its rated the same so it has to be replaced but that is about all that is needed to make foreign cars us legal, however it has to be custom made because foreign car so it isn't made here.

It is a tactical trampstamp.

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 No.451796

File: b4182ce0694086d⋯.jpg (16.82 KB,277x277,1:1,1597977222476.jpg)

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 No.451797

File: a87879c88d9c9da⋯.jpg (478.6 KB,700x900,7:9,sk1426890960101.jpg)

>>451796

Hi, mistress <33 Rare to see you here!

>>451786

Uh, for epic facecam reactions??

>>451787

Woof, this is a real chocolate-based culture crash.

I mean, fair, not an unusual reaction! Liver is normal for me, since liver pâté is a standard spread here, but most other organs are icky.

>uriel

Now hold on, I recognise that name!

III mean, the "clean" part is good at least, the rest not so much.

>>451788

I was going to joke about giving him LSD, then I wondered if anyone had tried that, and of course, some Princeton nerds did a study to check how cats react to acid. Some got way more energetic, some washed themselves a lot more, aaand that's about all they got out of that study.

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 No.451799

File: 4e91aad96df7037⋯.png (348.67 KB,395x595,79:119,sk1426890959996.png)

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