Rules
1) No lewd images of any person under 18, even if that person is you.
2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).
3) No spamming.
4) No hateful bullying.
5) No ban evasion.
6) No doxxing.
7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.
8) Just generally try not to do stuff that might drive people away from the board (which includes advertising for other boards).
Addendum:
• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.
• NSFW stuff is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules.
• Gore isn't technically against the rules, but it might get deleted if it's particularly bad. Putting gore under a spoiler and giving a warning is the polite thing to do.
• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.
• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).
• Kagami a cute.
Omar
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Also I'm a illegalArms merchant & Former Mexican Prisoner in Chihuahua, Mexico for Multiple felonies,
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Thrusting contraption
I'm trying to get a hands-free nut and work out thru practicing humping, but I don't wanna get a whole ass torso thing to hide in a closet when I have family over (frequent).
Is there some kinda contraption I can use/rig to work with regular fleshlights or something? I tried using the rolled up blanket technique, but it's not firm enough and it's awkward to hold up while standing/kneeling
asdf
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
IFWD Special 4th
IFWD 4TH SPECIAL
https://tommyvercitti666.podbean.com/
1st [Rest in Piss] / YouTube CEO (Susan wojicicki) croaks
2nd [why are niggers so violent]
3rd [UK 🇬🇧 neighbor beats man over pokemon cards]
4th [your daughter brings home a black man, how do you react??]
5th [will women dominate tech]
6th [Americans leaving poop stains on chairs at events/theaters]
7th [I lift to kill trannies]
8th [Chink Nigger]
9th [going Law Enforcement]
10th Diversity Hire Tyrone Rant 0:00
(LANDAN from Tiktok) "PROTECTOR OF WOMEN FROM INCEL RAPISTS 2:47
•How Can i have Revenge on Women & make them pay for there injustices against Incels 5:06
8:10 [Redshit/Reddit Terrifies me]
[Why arent you living in a Storage Unit]
11:12
13:50 [California Approves Reparations]
[KFC🍗 Robbery in Augusta] 17:52
21:40 [when are car prices gonna start falling??]
24:10 [ ➕ size hooter waitresses being hired, spark debate]
27:00 Military Section/ [worst place you toured at/stayed at]
CJMT #1212
Finale edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWFTSYbyjM
CJMT #1211
Falling in love with phenibut all over again edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv1PvJnpzlI
CJMT #1210
Skandi-sama started listening to Green Day again edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-q0zSh3RvI
CJMT #1209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9gMBr4GDKY
We wish it was post-pandemic edition
CJMT #1208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BM-Q3BDrkw
Pandemic edition
CJMT #1206
Poetry edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsZdD9IVykk
CJMT #1204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehxil2jZiok
Talked to mistress on voice for four hours edition
CJMT #1201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWMwlRIsYtk&feature=youtu.be&t=145
Excellent English edition
CJMT #1193
How nice are you
you post in /lewd/ unironically
You're amazing
noone has more value than you
You are an example for everyone else
You make everyone feel better about themselves
you have a small community for yourself
you have a place where you belong
everyone likes you
you're a treasure
Keep dodging all the obstacles life throws in your way and triumph!
best person ever (you)
CJMT #1189
How trash are you
you post in /lewd/ unironically
You're pathetic
even a worm has more value than you
a worm knows its place is underground hidden from everyone else
a worm knows its only purpose is to eat trash, get killed by superior beings
but you
you really think you have a small community for yourself
you really think you have a place where you belong
no one actually likes you
you're a burden
just crawl in the dirt and maybe one day you can have as much value as a worm
disgusting trash edition (you)
CJMT #1188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrHFknW-i64
Embarrassing music you used to like edition
CJMT #1187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBtlPT23PTM
Emotions Edition
CJMT #1186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjAWYact3o8
I made the thread edition.
CJMT #1185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWzBtuGsXGc
Banner edition!
We still need more banners, so make some if you feel like it, and post them in the Banner Creation thread!
CJMT #1183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHvhps47Lmc&feature=youtu.be
Edition
CJMT #1182
The one where we swear never to drink again edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8
also the one where i made burt hate me
CJMT #1176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv1PvJnpzlI
Mental illness edition
CJMT #1174
We should all sleep together in one bed and talk about boys edition
https://youtu.be/5TTPPXtsd4A?list=RD5UUO_NmnSFc
i swear i'm not gay
CJMT #1173
Depression edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA
CJMT #1166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lu51WVRfmE
Tom Waits edition
CJMT #1165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47E2tfK5QAg
"This turns me on so fucking bad" edition
CJMT #1163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kIYWk1xrtA
Gray market edition
CJMT #1162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHvhps47Lmc&feature=youtu.be
Scandi is a socialist terrorist edition.
CJMT #1161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc6qFpbAgwM
All human life edition
CJMT #1160
https://youtu.be/7Jg7wFHWXT4?t=27
"Extremely fucking depressed and not going to be talkative, but you guys suck at making new threads "edition.
CJMT #1146
Emergency 404 edition of CJMT #1146 …
All backups lost …
Loading new thread …
Done …
Loading new poster(s) [L-Lewdie] copies …
New poster(s) [L-Lewdie] not found …
Removing corrupted references …
Done …
Loading thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6f_2nPSX8 …
Done …
Emergency thread creation complete .
CJMT 1142
Glass half full edition.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khG8b9rYvFM&t=
CJMT #1141
Glass half empty edition.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGgIhyQTHS8
CJMT #1133
Jeeze how did the last thread get so big-made edition.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-2P8RgT0A
CJMT #1132
The gays are in the water turning the frogs straight edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKT-f9F9tvY
CJMT #1131
I'm back
And I'll repost all the pictures I want
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknPFKHjJGI
CJMT #1130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFGFJMfBtlM
Gin and juice edition
CJMT #1123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7NJ9ylAhos
Kurosawa edition
CJMT #1129
Overdue edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ful8uFk6-Og
I'm back in my childhood room for the summer, which explains the Eminem. I think it's the first album I bought for my own money, even!
CJMT #1128
we're all gay in homo land edition
very important video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCrjV6-FPNg
CJMT #1127
Mental illness edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auFZ5OVjAk
CJMT #1125
/lewd/'s final thread?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkf0fLU2Ao
CJMT #1111
Quads edition
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qj8J7Oqmms
(I haven't even watched this video, I just searched for "1111")
CJMT #1074
Maybe there's hope edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSxPDAUbiQA
Also rip Tranny mk2 thread (cjmt #830)[>>305779]
CJMT #1056 RIP
RIP
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Hello everyone.
It's funny how things turn out over time, you drift until you find a place you can feel comfortable with, that's what I found here.
I suppose by now you are wondering what this is, to keep it simple, I'm leaving for good.
I'm handing in my modship, and this is it, my last ever post here.
I've had good times and bad times here, but it always was like my safe haven from everything. I've always thought it would last but its too much for me now, I've seen countless friends leave and never thought that I'd be one of them, but it's time
I don't want people to worry, I'll be around, just not here.
I just want to thank those of you who I've known through this journey and this hasn't been an easy decision for me, I write this as tears run down my face, I always was a sentimental bitch.
I just want to say to each and every one of you, if you ever need me I will be around, some of you know you can find me if you look hard enough
Anyhow this is all I can say now, it was a good run, I wish you all the best from the bottom of my heart <3
Goodbye
CJMT #1036
Opium tea edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1rRXu3xd4k
Making a thread, and then disappearing to watch anime with master
CJMT #1014
Unjust punishment edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fYzaoxv853
I sent master a vocaroo of me doing an incredibly poor impression of a dog in a silly context, and because of reasons he decided to punish me for it. So he wanted me to post it, and point out that he owns me, and that I want to be put on a leash like a dog. Which, granted, is completely true.
CJMT #968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLtZYrU5HPc
DIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
