/lewd/ - Circlejerks

hippity hoppity woman are property

>>443700

I lack the qualifications to say anything at that

who's casey

>>443703

mew

>>443704

yes

>>443705

Dreams scare me.

And my bed time has been getting slowly delayed a bit each time, I'll be going to bed at 6AM at this rate soon enough.

I've just been laying in bed looking at random youtube videos.

And old chat logs, which was a mistake

>>443706

I like dreaming even if they scare me so idk not an issue for me. 6am is no time for a bed time lol

i have fallen asleep to the same song for quite awhile now so i've almost conditioned myself to start dozing off when i listen to it. I avoid old chat logs but i dont really have chat logs of noun anyways.

>>443707

And they're not even bad dreams, I just get disappointed when I wake up.

Well yeah 6AM is a bit extreme, but I dunno.

I usually can't do music, usually ASMR does the trick but lately it hasn't.

What song is it if I may ask?

I think Discord practically keeps every chat log.

That was a stupid choice, looking at old chat logs

With my one person on Discord.

Actually that's a lie, now there's two. but still.

Speaking of Discord, does my profile picture actually imply Undertale furry?

>>443709

you being a undertale furfag implies you being an undertale furfag.

why have 2 die when you can have four dyes.

"my advice" isn't something easy to learn.

jerking off.

no.

I'm not going to link private messages and various porn games tbh.

you would if you saw the kinda messages I get.

you're going to have to accept the feelings you're having right now tbh.

Think of these thoughts as limitless light

Exposing closing circuitry of fright

Think of each moment holding this breath

As death minute in decimal

doesn't mean I have to entertain you.

>had a presentation due for today with a fellow student

>supposed to start at 10

>woke up at 11:08 because of a message from this student

>jumped out of bed

>got dressed

>got to the bus stop just in time

>messaging the student that I'd be there 15 minutes before end of class

>no replies

>get to uni

>the girl who was supposed to do the presentation with me hadn't seen my messages 'cause her phone ran out of battery

>she'd just done her half of it

>and could not have told the professor that I'd be there in a few minutes so I could just do my half then

Jeeesus. It ended up with me going to my professor's office and just doing the presentation there, with the added homework of expanding on the Powerpoint so that she could just put it online and have it make sense.

I also found out that the professor's a lesbian so uhh, neat, I guess?

Resident minor, how do you plead?

We'll need your testimony on the stand

Solemnly swear to tell the whole truth

So help you son now raise your right hand

>>443734

>Group projects

How terrifying.

Only time I got office time was when I got in trouble.

The evidence before the court is

Incontrovertible, there's no need for

The jury to retire

In all my years of judging

I have never heard before

Of someone more deserving

Of the full penalty of law

>>443735

It worked out fine, she was just your standard normie. And we were doing a presentation on masculinity too, so she did that thing where she pretended to be woke but still giggled at the idea of gay men being manly. Fun times.

I mean, in theory I suppose I got in trouble? I did miss the presentation. But I've had this professor before, so we were just kinda casually chatting between the slides of my Powerpoint, so it was p chill.

>>443734

Co-op projects are bad, especially if you get paired with a stranger.

Thankfully I just missed a 4-person group project of which all were my friends, so they weren't too angry about it as they know my sleep schedules are a bit erratic.

the trick is to be fat enough to count as more then one person.

>>443737

Thankfully, I was very clever. The system was that there were X amounts of student presentations per semester, and 2 students per presentation. So I just wrote myself in on one of the empty ones, so somebody would have to team up with me at some point.

Oh sure, this girl wasn't angry at me either! Just a bit passive aggressive. When a girl uses "😊" after a question in a text, you know you've fucked up.

>>443738

I mean, the average baby weighs about 3.5 kg, so I'd assume both you and I'd qualify for weighing more than two of those!

Father your honor may I explain

My brain has claimed its glory over me!

I've a good heart albeit insane

Condemn him to the infirmary!

All mine towers crumble down the flowers grasping under rubble

Shrieking in the hall of lull thy genius sates a thirst for trouble

>>443736

I always skipped group projects, because I can't function in them apparently.

That'll be why I always was at the school counselor and got held back for being a crap student.

But damn that doesn't sound too bad for what it is!

>>443739

They've assigned random partners here at times for projects by making the class say numbers from 1 to 4, so everyone who gets 1 are in group number 1.

I don't like stranger groups, because I haven't had time to get accustomed to how they are.

Although on the first weeks I was paired with a random girl and ended up being the manager for that pair project, so we got it done in 1.5 hours as I told her what things to write about whilst I did more research on the side.

My friends had just spammed our group chat with a bunch of messages, but I think they didn't really mind, more of a friendly bickering at it.

>>443739

I'd certainly press my weight into you tbh.

Good morning, worm, your honour

The crown will plainly show

The prisoner who now stands before you

Was caught red-handed showing feelings

Showing feelings of an almost human nature

This will not do

>>443740

Well, me neither, obviously, which is why I just got the girl to agree to us picking parts and just putting them together on Google's Powerpoint equivalent.

J-jeez, Amerikan school sounds way stricter than Norwegian school!

It wasn't at all bad! That's one of the great parts of having some classes with like 15 people in them, you actually get to know your professors a bit.

>>443741

Eeeh, that's kinda fine too though! It at least means you don't have to approach someone and make a group with them. I do understand why it sucks too, but at this uni I don't know anyone, so it doesn't matter who I end up with.

You're kinda getting to the point of it! Just get the "group" part of group projects out of there, and instead either treat it like a project with one leader, or several projects that'll get put together in the end.

>>443742

Yes, daddy, mating press my bussi~

d-doki….

>>443743

That's not really bad, but having those moments of silence when you try to come up with something to seem more approachable is blegh.

Thankfully our teachers have now given us the chance to make our own groups, so now I'm always grouped with my closer classmates in every project.

I just claim leadership if I feel like it's not going to work at it is, that being said I'm solely arranging a company collaboration for my old group as it didn't progress despite me dropping hints at the old group for possible companies and how they could be interested.

Scattering sparks of thought energy

Deliver me and carry me away

Here in my Kingdom I am your lord

I order you to cower and pray

Nuns commence incanting as the lightning strikes mine temples thus

Electrifying mine chambers wholly scorching out thine sovereignty

So spiraling down thy majesty

I beg of thee have mercy on me

I was just a boy, you see

I plead of thee have sympathy for me

>>443743

Ah, that sounds like it works.

It is! Didn't help that I was constantly being picked on by a hound of fuckers. Super happy I'm out of there though.

I think classes were small like that for me too.

Unrelated, but I feel like I should be sad but I'm not really feeling anything!

It'll probably hit me later.

Ducky is my thing…..

>>443747

We do about all of our group projects with laptops as someone shares a powerpoint or prezi online for everyone to work on together.

Ehh, wouldn't be too sure about that, I just know how to handle people.

>>443748

"Ducky" is actually a term I learned from one of the best Englishmen there are, namely Tim Brooke-Taylor, about a decade before I talked to you! Bring back The Goodies, is what I say.

>>443749

Yeah, that's pretty much the reasonable way to do it. Especially if you can just say "i'lll do this part, you do this part, you do this part", and then not talk to them again.

Sooorry, bad joke. People call me a normie for having a bf, but that obviously isn't right.

See how the serfs work the ground

And they give it all they've got

And they give it all they've got

And you give it all you've got til you're down

See how the brain plays around

And you fall inside a hole you couldn't see

And you fall inside a-

Someone help me

Understand what's going on inside my mind

Doctor, I can't tell if I'm not me

>>443747

Was being bullied basically, seemed easier than dropping that word.

Yeah I've heard it is!

I don't really wanna repeat what he said, or think about it. But it's definitely gonna hit me hard later...

H-he's just tired that's all, right?

But on better news, I think I figured out how to get food in me, just eat super small quantities.

Boom, lifehack. Take that CrazyRussianHacker!

>>443750

he's a derbyshiremen is why.

>>443750

One person in my new group asked us to get together one time to work on our project, it ended up with the rest 3 of us spamming stupid images to our project and laughing at it, so that one guy said it's not working at all and realized why we always go home to do stuff as long as we know what parts we are going to do from the project.

You don't think having a partner counts for nothing?

You little shit you're in it now

I hope they throw away the key

You should have talked to me more often than you did, but no!

You had to go your own way

Have you broken any homes up lately?

"Just five minutes, Worm your honour

Him and me, alone"

>>443751

Makes sense, I suppose.

Well, good! Whatever works, I approve of!

>>443752

He was being #problematic by playing really campy gay dudes, but oh well! I'm not about to cancel him!

>>443753

kek. Well, that works too!

It of course counts, but since I got a bf I did realise that it's not like having a partner just fixes all your issues.

>>443754

It was something really dumb that we've done before too, but it's funny in a way.

True, but it might help a lot, although not in those moments when they're away.

When it grows bright the particles start to marvel having made it through the night

Never they ponder whether electric

Calming if you look at it right!

I think I feel it coming now.

I'm a mess, bros.

>>443754

Yup!

If it was up to me I'd skip some days, but I promised and I'm not one to break promises!

>tfw can't get a smudge out of my glasses

BASTARD

>>443755

I mean, as long as the project eventually gets done, that's all that matters!

>those moments when they're away

… R-right. Well, master and I have been together for four years, and we've only been in physical proximity for a total of maybe a month.

>>443756

Now, George was a good straight boy to begin with,

but there was bad blood in him someway

he got into the magic bullets and

that leads straight to Devil's work

just like marywanna leads to heroin

You think you can take them bullets and leave 'em, do you?

Just save a few for your bad days.

well…

Well, now we all have those bad days when we can't hit for shit.

Good! I do tend to disapprove of self-destructive tendencies!

Unrelated, but:

>reports of a guy with an axe being aggressive to staff on a train

>armed cops show up

>he only "had an axe" in the sense that it was clipped to his backpack

>he was "aggressive" because he'd bought the wrong ticket and was pissed about it

smh. At least he didn't get shot or anything.

>>443754

gay tbh.

>>443758

Yup, I don't think the 4th person in our group appreciated it too much though.

Well, I meant even by being away so you can't message them at all.

Because those are the times when you just turn to stone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE

>>443759

As if this virile hunk of a man could possibly be gay!

>>443760

Probs not, but they learned a valuable lesson!

Oooh, I see. Nope though, 'cause those are just the times that I either study or watch dumb Youtube stuff. The bigger problem is just that he's not physically around!

I don't think you look gay but yet here we are.

Perverted within a viewing

Standing alone

It took the night to believe

The beacon lingers

To the edge of Orion

Repeatedly defiling the wind's daughter

CRY YOURSELF TO ASH

>>443758

I mean, only because he's telling me to do so.

Have no other motivation to keep eating tbh.

>Norwegian cops not immediately putting 16 rounds in some guy

smh!

Just kidding good thing it didn't turn deadly

Can one actually "look" gay?

>>443764

you can. with a mirror.

>>443762

Tbh, that's just 'cause you haven't seen my body language! I've heard from several sources that just the way I stand looks gay, even. Not to mention my leather, silver and gold bracelets.

>>443763

The more of them magics you use,

the more bad days you have without them

So it comes down to finally

all your days being bad without the bullets

It's magics or nothing.

Time to stop chippying around and kidding yourself,

kid, you're hooked, heavy as lead

The reason doesn't matter too much, tbh! At least in the short term.

It is very good, I'm just smh-ing at the people who apparently wildly exaggerated their police reports so that they'd charge in armed in the first place.

>>443761

Yeah, we turn most things into jokes anyhow during classes.

Ah, I always felt meh when such a person was gone.

>>443766

you're a vikin, how can anything make that look like a gay.

>>443767

>talking during classes

You delinquent!

Weeell, I guess that depends on what you mean by "gone". It's been years since master and I missed a day of talking, so when I think "gone" I think like maybe eight hours or something.

>>443768

Well, leaning most of my weight on one leg while standing apparently makes me look gay, as does crossing my legs while sitting, as does being very strict about my appearance. But tbh, the thing that makes me look the most gay is probably getting fucked by my boyfriend.

>>443769

There are some really boring lectures.

Like some subject about laws where they asked us to look up what different political ideologies mean.

Oh, well then.

I've had a few days where I haven't been able to talk to the person.

>>443769

nah that's not very gay tbh.

>>443770

me whose never seen you before

yes super homo.

>>443772

Well, it was all stuff that I'm fairly sure everyone already knew beforehand, I mean it'd be quite weird to make it so far in life nowadays without knowing how those things work.

Well, my old so was more keen on games, so that hurt a bit.

>Wanted to complain that it's hot

>It's 69 F

Well alright then

G'night.

>>443776

It's a snow blizzard outside here as of currently, but I need to get some sleep now before work.

You see, some bullets is special for a single aim.

A certain stag, or a certain person

And no matter where you aim, that's where the bullet will end up.

And in the moment of aiming, the gun turns into a dowser's wand,

and point where the bullet wants to go

>>443775

Too late!

Uh, you can delete your own posts, as I just tested! Just hit the arrow to the left of your name.

>>443773

What's gayer?

>>443774

Delinquent!!

Ah yeah, that does make sense. It sucks to feel like you're not being prioritised quite enough.

>>443777

Sleep well, trips boy!

>>443775

I've yet to see you bunching on my dick. so yes I've not seen you.

>>443778

onesies

>>443779

I have it on good authority that big onesies with cat ears aren't gay at all.

Trump you've been president for 2 years now and I still don't have a bf. ur fired!

When you're a sheep in wolf's clothing, you're watched over by your friends

They hook you up with an apartment in a big, barbed-wire pen, and they come and pinch your cheeks with such fatherly affection

And they tap into your e-mail solely for your own protection

If they counted votes from black sheep, would they still win their elections?

>>443778

I am very sad.

One of the other promises I've made is to make more "friends" I suppose, but that's fuckin' impossible tbh. No one wants to talk to me.

Would be amazing to just sleep forever!

Done deal! Amazing stuff.

>>443777

Good night! And good luck with the snow.

>>443779

Bunching?

No pretty sure you have!

Unrelated, but I'm possibly entering a mindset where I just don't give a fuck and end up posting pictures of myself somewhere.

>>443780

make me a spider onesies and I'll agree with you.

>>443782

bouncing………….

also don't do that too much, it's less giving a fuck and more seemingly desperate for attention tbh.

(George Schmid was moving in a series of convulsive spasms

like someone in an epileptic fit

with his face distorted, and his eyes wild, like a lassoed horse

bracing his legs but something kept pulling him on.

And now he is picking up the skulls and making the circle.)

>>443782

Join the club, my good dude.

kek. Sounds like me and my ex-psychologist, a bit!

>>443783

Here you go!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71bh1BadquL._UL1500_.jpg

And you live a life of privilege in the shadow of your friends, who've secured the greenest pastures with their business acumen

So you graze on the grasses and you're spared from ever thinking or from knowing why your friends are always snickering and winking

You're fed shock and awe! and you swallow without thinking

>>443783

I might be a bit burned out but I'm still confused.

It's not giving a fuck because I get scared to death posting content like that

Who knows maybe I am

>>443784

Am already in it.

What does? Me not being able to make friends?

…I don't wanna have to go see a psychologist again tbh but I'm probably gonna have to.

That's the way the stomach rumbles

That's the way the bee bumbles

That's the way the needle pricks

That's the way the glue sticks

That's the way the potato mashes

That's the way the pan flashes

That's the way the market crashes

That's the way the whip lashes

That's the way the teeth gnashes

That's the way the gravy stains

That's the way the moon wanes

>>443785

Well, sign the membership card!

Yeah, but more generally just making promises that you'll improve yourself while having no idea how.

It can sometimes help a bit, at least! But that's not exactly a great recommendation for someone who lives in a country where you really need to pay for psychologists, jeez.

Aaanyway, it's closing in on 4am, so it's time to head to bed. Good night!

Then one day, with dismay, your friends say you've been attacked

But you can buy a shred of safety with the shirt right off your back

And your sacrifice revels, you patriotic sons and daughters were once sheep in wolf's clothing now you're lambs at the slaughter

>>443786

Sweet! Here's my signature 𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝒰𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓁

Ahh right I see. dunno if it can be called a promise then!

Yup, but we'll see how I feel going forward and I'll let that decide.

Night night! Sleep well.

get your konata's back already you big gay

A person kind of like in the pic Skandi-sama posted ( >>443786 )asked if i'd like to have coffee or food with him after complimenting my hair, when i said no he asked for my number.

i wanted to die of anxiety

>>443793

M*A*S*H

>>443795

I think? Either way I've never seen it, but have heard that song so that explains that.

>>443797

When you said Spriggan, I thought about something else.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164917/

>>443798

Someone thought this is worth 1mil!

I mean not complaining either tbh.

Never seen it!

>>443784

that's a Halloween costume.

>>443785

tbh it depends on what kinda attention you really want.

>>443799

Well then, maybe they like cosmetics?

I happened to saw it as they aired it once here in like early 2000s.

How odd

>>443801

Literally only looks good on Lalafells.

Tbf I did spend a fair bit on cosmetics back in the day myself

But those looked good!

>>443800

I don't know either, but I do know from who I want it.

>>443802

>that max cash offer

cheeky fucker that guy

>>443803

I think I'm actively selling a bronze piece for that much

Someone who's about to quit might be feeling generous

it's good that lalas have at least one thing that looks good on them.

It's even better than the price of it spiked so drastically.

>>443803

Never know if they were making a buff swordsman that ran all naked save for that hat.

>>443804

I left some crafting materials that were worth something 3 years ago selling, they did not sell and now they're worthless.

Big sadness was had.

>>443805

Everything just looks dumb enough to be amusing on them.

That's why I always /pet them

>>443806

I'm sure someone has already done that.

I like to keep my character covered up!

well then don't you think you should consider saving your self *for me*

>>443807

I mean, who wouldn't?

I do that in many games.

Because chances are that the human models look ugly.

>>443807

You mean /slap

>>443808

No, not really.

>>443809

I like to make mine look good!

Spend an ungodly time on character creators.

Well my character isn't a human, because the humans in FFXIV are supremely boring looking.

Does this count as half naked?

>>443810

No, that's reserved for people who AFK with other people on benches and have some cheesy shit in their search info.

alone and dry I find my self high

>>443812

Should've been a year earlier and maybe I would've been hurting myself over you, but I doubt it. He's something special.

>>443811

I always slap a mask on my characters in most games.

Maybe?

I don't even think he likes that kinda thing tbh.

>>443814

Masks are cool for sure, but I like to show off my expertly crafted character so I usually keep anything off the face.

Gotta show off those arms! I'm a monk after all.

>>443815

I literally talk to him everyday, I know he doesn't.

It's not like I'm hurting for his own amusement.

>>443816

I just prefer to make them a faceless mean slaughter machine.

Ehh, I don't like revealing clothes too much.

begs the question

so why then

>>443817

Ah fair enough, I like to be a bit more eccentric.

Me neither, have to be the right amount of revealing in my opinion.

>>443818

I promised I would stop putting myself down, but you asked.

Because I have feelings for him that he will never reciprocate and now I feel like a worthless piece of shit over even coming forth with them, I ruined a perfectly good thing we had just being friends.

Do you think I like leaving permanent marks on my body? Do you think I find enjoyment in feeling like this?

>but he's just one guy move on!

Fuck that shit, in all my life no one has made me feel as good as he does. And If I'm honest I don't think I'll ever get that close to anyone.

No one has ever showed any interest in me, and every time I do it results in failure.

>But getting a bf wont fix all your problems!

Nor am I expecting it to. No one thinks this way.

Yeah fuck me for trying to get what everyone else seems to have, fuck me for actually trying to get a bit of happiness in my life.

Always funny to hear the "You can be happy by yourself!" but it always comes from people in relationships.

Screw everybody.

Hope your happy now.

Gonna take a break now, later everyone.

you've never listened to what I've said if you think all of those things tbh.

Well done spider, that's a second Chijo you've ruined.

it's what I do best bby.

howr'e you doing anyways?

>>443822

I'm alright I guess.

Bit more busy than I'm used to.

You?

After finding out how awful tv talent shows are really I cannot look at any show the same way again.

>>443823

don't allow your self to get overwhelmed by your work, remember to section off what you have to do into smaller parts so that it's less stressful to deal with.

I'm back from the hospital where they tell me the same things everytime, basically wasting my time on a 2 hour trip in the hopes something better comes up and I can be free of this awful dull pain in me joints and itchy disgusting looking bloats on my skin tbh.

so I'm doing well, had some chinks which were nice.

>>443824

I've stopped watching tv altogether tbh.

>>443825

I work better if I do something together at once. I actually suck at picking up old things or picking up things altogether. I get better and better as I keep working consistently and the drive is there.

Don't worry, technology will get there soon enough!

I don't watch tv either but I've been watching uploads of some shows on youtube.

I knew singing competitions were all garbage but I've recently started looking at others and picking up on things that made it seem pretty fake.

Now every show I *could* enjoy is ruined by this because I instinctively go into the "spot the script" mode instead of naturally enjoying the show. Cooking shows, lately.

>>443826

that's tv for you. fake as fake as fake as fake.

>>443827

b-but my great british bakeoff

I'm sorry….

join the a-sexual cosmic spirits

you know you want to

join the very sexual earth bodies

you know you want to

join my rape nest and become a cock hungry broodmothering fuck toy.

you know

you

want

to

>>443834

Now, I am pretty cock hungry, and being a fuck toy is fine, but I'm not too sure about the rest of that.

Normies

>>443836

As if you aren't cock hungry, smh.

>>443835

you don't want to birth my children till infinity?…….

this is ace erasure

>>443838

I'm afraid I don't quite have the hips for it!

>>443839

Is not! My roommate's asexual, even. I just don't buy that you are, due to your love of cocks.

>>443840

oh you will after awhiles.

>>443840

what am i

>>443841

Leave my skeletal structure alone!

>>443842

I dunno, just a bi/pan/whatever person with not a lot of interest in sex in general, I suppose? That's allowed too!

guess so

>>443844

… Sorry, I guess I shouldn't joke so much about this kind of stuff.

what's the matter Ven? are you also turning into another sad boi around here?

>>443843

no

…why the fuck is it snowing in April.

>>443842

A) Human

B) Dancer

>>443847

Because it snowed here too just yesterday.

>>443846

I couldn't possibly widen my hips, sorry, I fairly recently got some new pants and they wouldn't fit any more. They're burgundy and the fabric is nice and thick!

>>443847

Walking off the deck here would lead me straight into knee-high snow, so I'm not surprised.

>>443849

that's why you use my help..

'least another package arrived for me today, and it came with bubble wrap for some reason.

>tfw talked with him about it

>asked what bubble wrap is

That made my day and was the cutest thing I have seen in ages.

Sorry!

>>443848

I don't live anywhere near Finland last time I checked though!

>>443849

But it's to be expected over there, no? When do you guys stop getting snow?

>>443851

Well, usually snow has stopped coming around at least 1 month ago, so..

Just odd cases of winter striking back.

>>443850

Cute! Though I can't relate, since I'm the ESL one in my relationship, ack. It is exceptionally cute to see master haltingly type out some Norwegian, though.

And not really, actually, it kinda should've melted by now! But if it's not melted by May, then it's extremely strange.

>tfw that (you) wasn't for me

Oh my god it's so soft! Was worth it.

Even if its not gonna get used tbh

>>443852

Ah well that makes sense, it's almost the same here.

Weather is on some crazy stuff.

>>443853

He just calls it something different where he lives. His English is pretty good, even speaking it his accent doesn't seem that pronounced!

Only European language I vaguely know is Spanish.

I've kinda always had the impression that you guys were always cold year round.

>>443856

Pretty much, usually it has arrived a bit later too.

>>443856

Well sure, the literal translation of what we call it here, for instance, would be "bubble plastic". Pretty descriptive stuff.

>Only European language I vaguely know is Spanish.

… Come on, Uri, you know that's not true.

Jeeeez! The city I'm in for uni is pretty far north, but even here the average summer temperature is about 60f. So not super warm or anything, but still.

what's so soft. pls show.

>tfw apparently losing weight

whooo caareeesss

gimme muh xylophone ribs

>>443857

At least the heaters are back on.

Hope it snows for my birthday just because.

>>443858

Oooh interesting, different from what he calls it.

Well, I mean apart from English!

Next time I'll be sure to ask him for cuss words

Our summers can get pretty extreme here, 90F is suffering.

Currently sitting at 2C.

>pls show

uhhh no?

Already told him, pretty fun stuff!

I-it's a tail..

Do not judge my impulse purchases.

looks like I'm getting some tail boise.

>>443860

I turned the heaters off here because I woke up feeling too warm, might've been some fever though.

>>443860

Well, he's from a different language family anyway! They seem to call it something like "bubble foil", though, so not terribly different after all.

Oh wait, so you know like Japanese or something?

Yeeep, 90f is hell. tbh I prefer 60f or so in general, since then it's just comfortable almost no matter what I'm wearing.

>tail

Jealous.

>>443861

I can use it to slap people.

>>443862

Ah that sucks, I haven't been sick this year.

Even illness avoids me.

Hope you feel better soon though!

>>443863

Wait… how.. You know, don't you?

..Only a matter of time I suppose. I am an idiot

Won't let that ruin my day though, but who knows my mood just likes to go all over the place, tomorrow I'll be miserable or something.

No, no Japanese, everyone seems to ask that because of my steam page but no I don't!

I know a few words like a weeb but that's it.

Especially since we had a super old AC unit, thankfully we upgraded. 60F is the sweet spot.

Yeah, a fox tail. It's super soft, cannot stress that enough, 32" to be exact.

I'm sure nothing bad for you will happen if such a thing was to occur towards my person.

>>443864

I used to be ill a lot of the time, but that might've been because of mold filled schools and companies.

A lot less frequently nowadays though.

>>443864

I just did that keikaku doori thing of just talking as if my assumption was correct and then seeing your reactions, sorry!

III think maybe I was just confusing myself a bit. You do just speak English, then?

Hell yeah! Finally someone who agrees.

Honestly very jealous, I extremely want a really long fox tail (if I can get one that matches my hair decently).

>>443865

Well, like I said it is pretty darned soft.

So it wouldn't be a bad thing necessarily.

>>443866

Ah crap I'm terrified of mold, and dust.

Well good, hard for me to get sick when I rarely go outside.

>>443867

No beating around the bush then, you know who it is now.

Legit stupid on my part to talk about it so much

Well, yeah I mean I'm speaking it now aren't I?

Y tambien Español, pero no tengo muchas razones por usarlo.

Not too hot, not too cold is the best. When you can wear sweater or hoodies.

I love how when I mentioned that it was a tail to him he immediately knew what kind it was.

I am not very subtle.

It doesn't match my hair tbh, though I guess it has a bit of black in it so maybe?

Like I said it's not gonna get used but I've wanted one for a while so who cares.

>>443868

Jeez, dork, it's fine, I don't really have any way of abusing this information, it just satisfied my curiosity. I'll keep it to myself.

I did say "just", as in "solely"!

Oh nice, I do apparently remember enough Spanish to understand that. The grammar of it is all neat and tidy, Spanish is great like that.

I just personally need to wear a jacket of some sort outside, even just an incredibly light blazer if that's all I can wear in the heat. If not, I'm gonna need a bag to carry my stuff in, and that sucks!

Well, as long as it looks okay on/in you, then I guess that's fine! Not using it at all is absurd, but oh well!

I don't know what the fug to eat

>>443868

I used to cough pretty much all day everyday for a few years because of it, but don't think I've ever gotten sick from going outside too much.

>>443870

I just mixed up some yogurt, raspberry jam and muesli, should try that if possible.

>>443869

I know you don't. Dunno how he'll feel about it though. Guess it was super obvious.

Ah right!

It's been a second language of sorts, but I'm not very fluent at it, especially writing it.

I just wear my trendy hoodie, I don't like carrying bags. If it's too hot I'll tie it round my hips.

Well I'm sure it'll get use sometime, it's just that my libido is about as dead as a Panther going uphill.

But it's very cute! I'm not sure I can say the same for myself

>>443871

Dust makes me sneeze like there's no tomorrow and I hate it.

I guess one gets sick from being inside too.

I'll check to see if I have any yogurt, I've no clue what muesli is though.

>>443873

It's not too bad for me with that, as long as there isn't so much that it covers up everything.

Well, mold's really usually indoors if anywhere in old buildings.

Oh?

Muesli is like dried up seeds, nuts and grains.

One of those healthy food things, mixes very well with yogurt and jams though.

I didn't want to believe there would be a snowstorm tonight in the middle of April, but it's happening right now outside my window.

What the fuck.

>>443875

get your axe and shield, the snow queen is here.

>>443874

Even the most tiny amount of dust messes with me. Weak nose!

Oh yeah, but old buildings fascinate me, especially abandoned ones. Since I am a big fan of urban exploration.

Oooh I see, yeah I googled it. So it's like granola? Can't say I've ever heard the term muesli.

>>443873

I'm p sure he'll be fine with it!

Waaait, if you can speak it okay, does that mean you can also understand spoken Spanish okay? Because man, that is my major hurdle. They talk so fast that I'd have to ask them to repeat themselves like three or four times,

I don't like carrying bags, either, but I have my wallet, keys, pen and notebook, cigs or vape, gum and maybe a book with me! I need some sort of carrying solution.

Yeah, that makes sense I guess. I focused too much on how cute tails are and not the fact that they do kinda require a nude dude with a rude 'tude in the mood to get lewd.

>>443875

Some of us currently live in the Arctic circle, you know!! Insensitive.

>>443876

pic

>>443878

And some of us live in one of the most volatile weather places on earth (surrounded by 3 massive bodies of freshwater). It happens, gotta be a man about it.

>>443879

mad lad ran away on his patrol and hasn't been seen since.

>>443878

Will he? I'm not sure

Sometimes I think he just wants to block me based on replies. Maybe I'm overthinking things

Yeah I can understand it fine, can't say I've ever encountered anyone speaking it too fast though.

On the rare occasion I do go out, it's usually just wallet, keys and phone.

Would bring my headphones but I paid too much for em tbh. So I just bring crappy earbuds.

Doesn't mean I can't hold it and admire it! or talk about it! Now I can awooo to my hearts content.

Looks really fun to twirl it around tbh

>>443875

Such is life in the midwest.

>>443877

Should level up your nose defense.

Don't think I've watched too many videos about that, just videos about those folk climbing up into high buildings without any permits.

Maybe, it's a German/Swiss thing that got quite popular a while back here.

>>443880

Wait is Varg really missing?

>>443881

Not in recent years, but the last 3 polar vortexes in the last 3 months during the worst global warming ever (LOL) has made it temporarily tough.

>>443883

Varg's quite alive and kicking.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChBsOxskMpDmBAsgJ91fKcg

>>443883

I got gaslighted again tbh.

>>443879

Sure, but I don't complain about the wind here! Actually, I'm sure I have.

>>443881

Safest to drop the subject, then.

… Then you understand it a billion times better than me. I can read it okay, but just any Spaniard talking at normal Spaniard speed will fuck me up.

Where do you keep your wallet, then?

Also good, because wearing headphones outside does kinda smell of tism.

Sure, even just stroking it seems comfy enough.

Can't you just try doing that?

>>443885

It's funny how he went from a satanist to a pagan to someone who believes in nothing but self-sustainability.

>>443890

Well, it seems like a peaceful way of life.

At least after stabbing a band member for about 40 times and lighting up some conveniently placed firewood here and there.

>>443882

I should.

I have! Enjoy them greatly, shame there's no interesting abandoned places nearby.

I saw, maybe that's why I've never heard of it.

>>443883

Least it's better than the heat.

It's stopped snowing here now.

>>443887

I don't think he does though. Sorry I always assume the worst

He's very nice though ^^ But yeah dropping it seems like the better choice.

Oh that may be why, I've never encountered a Spaniard!

In my pocket.

B-but they're good headphones. Does it though? Guess for me it would.

It is! Made the right choice by getting the Fox one and at this length!

Medium size as well

…Well that would mean I'd have to actually insert it

it inserts the tail…..

>>443891

Euronymous deserved it imo. In a sane world, if you make a threat on somebody else's life that seems genuine, don't be surprised if they show up at your door to settle it.

>>443892

mmmmm I'm a blood type that operates a degree above average body temp, so I definitely know the feel of being way too warm in summer. I actually sleep naked in winter I have such trouble keeping my internal body temp under control.

>>443892

There used to be a few old buildings that we sneaked into as kids with friends, but they've been demolished years ago, so kind of the same here.

>>443894

Actions speak louder than words.

But it's an insane world in which we live in though.

>>443888

Okay wow, this ain't it, chief. Don't judge people for their actions, that's rude.

>>443892

Me neither, tbh, I've just seen films.

If you actually put your wallet in one of the pockets of your pants, your fashion card is cancelled.

I'm afraid it does! I'm sure they're great and all, and simply objectively better than earbuds, but they look real dumb when you wear them out and about.

Grr. I really want one, but I know I'd never use it so there's no point.

>>443897

True enough, but I doubt that a slendy boy like him would have been able to do anything to Varg.

Never know if alcohol or drugs played some part in it either.

some interesting things I don't know anything about.

>>443894

Yeah I'm a very warm person too, gimme cold over hot.

>sleeping naked

I could never do that tbh

>>443895

Can't say I've ever been to one, I've entered one that was in construction but no abandoned ones.

Really want to do it! Just seems to exciting and peaceful to me.

>>443896

I'm not a very big movie guy.

I-i kinda do, but in the past couple of years I rarely bring my wallet with

Gotta flex the Sennheisers! Yeah I can see how they do though, I need to get some better earbuds though.

And a proper microphone so I can talk with him better

It was really cheap too, $37 bucks! And very nice quality

Who knows when I'll use it, but meanwhile I'm gonna keep rubbing it.

>>443898

As someone well versed in these topics, drugs and alcohol only have a sincere influence once you reach the point of addiction.

>>443899

http://www.burzum.org/eng/biography.shtml

Part II is the most related part we're discussing.

>>443900

Used to think that. Now I can never go back. 2comfy

>>443900

There was some farmhouse at the edge of a government claimed farm at my childhood areas and it was abandoned and full of lots of things, like tons of empty glass bottles here and there, we just assumed the old farmer had kicked the bucket years ago and died.

I've always been interested in the idea of going to Pripyat to see how it is nowadays after the whole Chernobyl incident.

>>443901

Never know if they kicked up a bathsalts face-eating psychosis and went for the throat.

>>443900

If I pulled that mask off, would you die?

Booo, booo. But I guess it works fine if you're wearing hoodies and stuff, it just wouldn't fit my aesthetic.

I miiight have to consider this before the next time I meet master. Where'd you buy it, if I may ask?

>>443902

*rols eyes*

Bathsalts didn't exist 10 years ago, let alone in 1993.

>>443904

Could have been something shady Russian stuff though.

>>443901

it's interesting to see how wiki writes it and how he writes it.

>>443905

I mean… maybe? But until recently their problem has been weird drugs coming into their country rather than weird drugs leaving it.

>>443906

Wikipedia is like 90% written by 3 people so it turns out my high school teachers were right - don't trust wikipedia!

>>443907

I don't know about that, the big problem has been all that krokodil going around places creating human zombies with the necrosis it causes on tissue.

>>443901

I'm just not too used to being naked.

Might be comfy though.

>>443902

Ah that sounds interesting. I would've broken all those bottles.

Me too! I've heard it's very calm there, but eerie at the same time.

>>443903

It would be extremely painful.

I basically have no fashion sense tbh

The stuff I would wear would give off my gayness too much to my parents, but now they know so who cares.

Lucky you, I wish getting him interested in me was as easy as buying a tail. I'll just sit here in my own misery.

But here, got it from this site.

https://loveplugs.co/

>State of this War Thunder event

GIVE ME MY MERKAVA GAIJIN YOU RUSSKIES

>>443909

Don't think we did, just grabbed some broken pogostick and ran for it.

The area is a playground nowadays though, and the farm fields got flattened to make some suburbs.

Seen a few travel shows that went there, and it looked like it could be very interesting to just explore random buildings and try to figure out how it was like there before it all went down.

>>443907

oh believe me I know.

>>443909

You're a big movie guy.

Ack! But it sounds like you at least have a style you want to have, but had pretty good reason not to have, so I guess you're excused.

Thanks <3

Aaanyway, it's getting late, so good night everynyan!

>>443913

I mean, desomorphine is a different thing from krokodil, krokodil is the name of the cut version with chemicals to make up for the more pricey materials as I've understood it.

I wouldn't still trust Russians on anything other than vodka and guns, maybe Ladas though, just maybe.

>>443911

Did you hear a noise or something?

Ahh more suburbs, always exciting.

Me too, it's a very odd time capsule of sorts.

I don't think you're allowed too close though which is a shame.

>>443913

Well, can't argue with that guarantee. Still unsure as to when would be the perfect time. Not tonight though since it's super cold.

>>443914

For you.

Yeah! I do have kind of a style in mind. But have just been forced to wear boring black stuff.

Good!

No problem!

And good night!

>>443916

Nah, just how it goes as kids, being jumpy about nothing.

Weird to grow up and see how much the city has changed and grown with multiple new suburbs appearing out of nowhere in the past ~15 years.

Well, I mean, you're not allowed near the Chernobyl NPP due to the high doses of radiation still embedded in the concrete there, but the city of Pripyat is quite mellow with radiation and it would take a week of living in there to get a bit sick from it.

>>443917

Good thing you didnt get caught then!

Dont think the city I live in has changed much tbh. Just a couple new buildings here and there.

Boo what if I wanna get close so I can get superpowers.

Also Pripyat so you can go to the Call of Duty 4 place.

>>443918

I doubt it would have ever been a possibility.

There has been a lot of changes here, used to be a lot smaller and calmer city.

But that's not how it works!

"50 000 people used to live here.."

I think you can go to that swimming hall and close to the ferris wheel.

>>443919

Sneak 100!

This has always been a fairly big city so I cant keep track of all the changes.

Never know until you try!

Now its a ghost town.

The ferris wheel is the most iconic imo.

>>443920

Well, it's only about 400k people here or so, and used to be a lot less years ago.

I'm fairly sure there are better options like bone lengthening via surgery, despite that not granting any super powers other than being a lanky boi.

In my opinion it's the swimming hall, but it might just be because I spent awfully a lot of time trying to glitch out of the map in that place.

Anyhow time to get some sleep, nini.

>>443921

I thiiink thats around the same here, not sure actually.

Probably, since Im so self conscious about my height. Being short aint cute.

Ah Ive only done glitches accidentally tbh.

But good night!

>>443924

>>443915

You're technically correct, but I've never heard of desomorphine being a regular thing outside of dirty Russian bathtubs, so I'd call it pretty much the same thing as Krokodil. It's been studied, but just about every psychoactive drug has.

>have a hamilton song stuck in my head

Grrr. I know it's a bullshit neoliberal musical, but I'm too much of a music pleb to not get tricked into thinking some of the songs are catchy!

>tfw all alone for the rest of the evening now

Now to grind out this event.

>>443928

>having not been alone at some point today

Wow, way to brag.

>>443930

Sure, but less alone than if you weren't with anybody, even online!

>>443929

Well, I guess you could make the argument that I am indeed alone everyday.

But at least I can talk to him on Discord! That kinda counts right?

>>443931

Yeah true, but even webcamming (if you consider that the most interactive form of e-communication), isn't even halfway as good as actually being around somebody. There is no real substitute, just cope.

>>443932

I think it counts!

>>443933

Sure, it's not the same, but imo it's still pretty good.

>>443934

Knew it, am I just pretend lonely after all.

>tfw cant even hide my eating habits from him anymore

Least wishing him good night always makes me feel nice and warm inside.

And those nasty thoughts I was having earlier are gone.

So how are you?

>>443935

At least you're not as lonely as you could've been!

Good.

I'm glad you're feeling better, then.

I'm doing awful, thanks! Just glad I have next week off, so maybe I can become a bit less stressed out.

>>443936

I guess, I mean its still only one person.

Tbh I just think the act of eating itself disgusts me now

We'll see how long this lasts.

Wish I could show him my tail.

Ahh that sucks, that you're feeling awful that is.

Nice, I wouldnt even know what day of the week we're on.

>>443937

In the same boat, then. Except master's feeling so bad that he doesn't want to talk now, ack.

Hopefully he can help you eat anyway.

Couldn't you just show it to him? I see no reason why he'd disapprove of a pic.

Yep, but I'm used to it! I've got my phenibut, which at least takes the edge off the anxiety, even though the depression stays alive and kicking.

I just know because there might be a meeting of the poetry club tomorrow.

>>443926

You can say that, but I would still always bunch it in with the crazy Russkiye drug folk.

So, no change in that sense.

>>443928

Could always talk to me.

>Looking at a dakimakura tag somewhere

>Find a Conker one

Why, guess I shouldn't be surprised.

>>443938

Wish there was more though, I feel like he helped get me out of my shell, in a way. Ah sorry to hear that. I still get one worded replies at times, maybe I ramble too much.

Basically been eating baby sized portions and feel sick after doing so so yay

I think he can though!

I mean, I showed him one of the pictures on the site. But he's just not very keen on pictures of myself… Not much I can do about that, which breaks my heart.

I'm never gonna forget that he said I have sad eyes ;w; not upset at it though, just makes me laugh tbh

Ah I see, I'm kinda used to it though sometimes it gets to me and I have meltdowns of sorts. Like when I thought he didn't want to talk to me and turned out he just missed my reply…

Ooh poetry, I'm a terrible poet. Never joined any clubs either.

I did see an anime club, should've joined just to see what it was like.

Yo screw this War Thunder event, I don't have the motivation to grind out the Merkava and the Toaster Tank.

Someone actually did the math, and to unlock all 6 event vehicles you'd need to play something like 10-12 hours a day, since the event ends in 10 days.

>>443942

How's you?

>>443943

As decent as I can feel at the moment, and yourself?

>>443944

Super sleepy, was in student council meeting in a bar and might have drank a bit.

So time for sleeps, g'night <3

>>443945

Ah that sounds like it could have been fun, maybe, I'm not sure if drinking is fun.

But good night, sleep well!

I sure do love me some wrestling.

>>443948

>Not already being behind it

>laptop got sent to a city over 1400 miles away because the machine misread a 4 as a 9 in the postal code

>it got to the other city and some actual human realised that didn't make any sense with the address

>it's on its way here now

It's getting here, bitches! Soon I'll be posting Konata left and right!

>Feeling like shit

>Listen to quite a neutral music record

>Somehow sounds sad

Bless that anon on /mu/ who posted it though.

>>443950

Is it in your country then?

Congratulations though.

>>443951

Oh yeah, it's been in Norway fooor … eight days! It was just sent wrong, because of the postal code issue. And master also fucked up the address, but that actually wasn't the problem.

Weeell, do you have any explicitly happy music to listen to?

Well fuck you too, youtube

reeeeeeeee