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 No.443698 [View All]

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 No.443906

File: c62db1cbcdf7845⋯.jpg (56.89 KB,1050x886,525:443,c62db1cbcdf7845ed4a64ed65f….jpg)

>>443901

it's interesting to see how wiki writes it and how he writes it.

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 No.443907

File: 6c0d2bd7dfb85af⋯.jpg (41.91 KB,388x600,97:150,hekvgoj2vbnz.jpg)

>>443905

I mean… maybe? But until recently their problem has been weird drugs coming into their country rather than weird drugs leaving it.

>>443906

Wikipedia is like 90% written by 3 people so it turns out my high school teachers were right - don't trust wikipedia!

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 No.443908

File: 8307df882e2b6f3⋯.jpg (92.24 KB,925x654,925:654,e2fa6f6e4a2549d6b712f5771a….jpg)

>>443907

I don't know about that, the big problem has been all that krokodil going around places creating human zombies with the necrosis it causes on tissue.

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 No.443909

File: c72bddc5abfb519⋯.png (1.33 MB,845x1417,65:109,mettaton_speedpaint_by_cry….png)

>>443901

I'm just not too used to being naked.

Might be comfy though.

>>443902

Ah that sounds interesting. I would've broken all those bottles.

Me too! I've heard it's very calm there, but eerie at the same time.

>>443903

It would be extremely painful.

I basically have no fashion sense tbh

The stuff I would wear would give off my gayness too much to my parents, but now they know so who cares.

Lucky you, I wish getting him interested in me was as easy as buying a tail. I'll just sit here in my own misery.

But here, got it from this site.

https://loveplugs.co/

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 No.443910

File: 03e2443a98f641f⋯.png (218.49 KB,600x568,75:71,1455164619824.png)

>State of this War Thunder event

GIVE ME MY MERKAVA GAIJIN YOU RUSSKIES

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 No.443911

File: 262895eb3974b40⋯.png (1.72 MB,1163x1600,1163:1600,wellfuckthatimagenamewaslo….png)

>>443909

Don't think we did, just grabbed some broken pogostick and ran for it.

The area is a playground nowadays though, and the farm fields got flattened to make some suburbs.

Seen a few travel shows that went there, and it looked like it could be very interesting to just explore random buildings and try to figure out how it was like there before it all went down.

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 No.443912

File: e02a594f117c7fc⋯.gif (33.67 KB,600x600,1:1,e02a594f117c7fc473478ce7bd….gif)

>>443907

oh believe me I know.

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 No.443913

>>443908

Krokodil itself isn’t bad for you. It’s just made by stupid Russians in dirty bathtubs with chemicals from under the sink. That’ll fuck your veins up real fast.

>>443909

Guaranteed comfy or your money back

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 No.443914

File: 95ad29301f55932⋯.jpg (176.44 KB,2048x1152,16:9,screenshot_29579274.jpg)

>>443909

You're a big movie guy.

Ack! But it sounds like you at least have a style you want to have, but had pretty good reason not to have, so I guess you're excused.

Thanks <3

Aaanyway, it's getting late, so good night everynyan!

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 No.443915

File: 862b69c1204c66c⋯.jpg (2.21 MB,2150x3035,430:607,941aa0fa07540d0601c6c30537….jpg)

>>443913

I mean, desomorphine is a different thing from krokodil, krokodil is the name of the cut version with chemicals to make up for the more pricey materials as I've understood it.

I wouldn't still trust Russians on anything other than vodka and guns, maybe Ladas though, just maybe.

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 No.443916

File: 4ab934596a0c842⋯.gif (430.99 KB,1200x1080,10:9,Mettaton_box_gif.gif)

>>443911

Did you hear a noise or something?

Ahh more suburbs, always exciting.

Me too, it's a very odd time capsule of sorts.

I don't think you're allowed too close though which is a shame.

>>443913

Well, can't argue with that guarantee. Still unsure as to when would be the perfect time. Not tonight though since it's super cold.

>>443914

For you.

Yeah! I do have kind of a style in mind. But have just been forced to wear boring black stuff.

Good!

No problem!

And good night!

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 No.443917

File: fe088825d754694⋯.jpg (1.27 MB,1000x1487,1000:1487,134b2766137e4c9393c17897e7….jpg)

>>443916

Nah, just how it goes as kids, being jumpy about nothing.

Weird to grow up and see how much the city has changed and grown with multiple new suburbs appearing out of nowhere in the past ~15 years.

Well, I mean, you're not allowed near the Chernobyl NPP due to the high doses of radiation still embedded in the concrete there, but the city of Pripyat is quite mellow with radiation and it would take a week of living in there to get a bit sick from it.

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 No.443918

File: 7e4e42af1061279⋯.png (253.6 KB,500x535,100:107,tumblr_nx5rptnzKF1ukcm2wo1….png)

>>443917

Good thing you didnt get caught then!

Dont think the city I live in has changed much tbh. Just a couple new buildings here and there.

Boo what if I wanna get close so I can get superpowers.

Also Pripyat so you can go to the Call of Duty 4 place.

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 No.443919

File: d65cdf5961df702⋯.jpg (517.01 KB,675x765,15:17,b5edb2728cc3ecd2aa2ca031ef….jpg)

>>443918

I doubt it would have ever been a possibility.

There has been a lot of changes here, used to be a lot smaller and calmer city.

But that's not how it works!

"50 000 people used to live here.."

I think you can go to that swimming hall and close to the ferris wheel.

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 No.443920

File: 40564b228fbc198⋯.jpg (137.68 KB,894x894,1:1,mettaton_ex_x_reader___fab….jpg)

>>443919

Sneak 100!

This has always been a fairly big city so I cant keep track of all the changes.

Never know until you try!

Now its a ghost town.

The ferris wheel is the most iconic imo.

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 No.443921

File: c3b8f1ef8f636c9⋯.jpg (143.62 KB,1302x900,217:150,b6c438a5d447108ed5ff317e2e….jpg)

>>443920

Well, it's only about 400k people here or so, and used to be a lot less years ago.

I'm fairly sure there are better options like bone lengthening via surgery, despite that not granting any super powers other than being a lanky boi.

In my opinion it's the swimming hall, but it might just be because I spent awfully a lot of time trying to glitch out of the map in that place.

Anyhow time to get some sleep, nini.

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 No.443922

File: f167cc5d707a74f⋯.jpg (69.39 KB,500x500,1:1,tumblr_nvytnrEMx01rb90sgo1….jpg)

>>443921

I thiiink thats around the same here, not sure actually.

Probably, since Im so self conscious about my height. Being short aint cute.

Ah Ive only done glitches accidentally tbh.

But good night!

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 No.443924

File: 18fb411f4eb16b9⋯.jpg (118.95 KB,992x805,992:805,DLlbHHpX4AEnwFQ.jpg)

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 No.443925

File: ed0ceb24b68657c⋯.gif (230.41 KB,400x296,50:37,bloggif_5bd4a8c344e5a.gif)

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 No.443926

File: 5d93b258e60ae37⋯.jpg (65.87 KB,512x768,2:3,35uGPUE.jpg)

>>443915

You're technically correct, but I've never heard of desomorphine being a regular thing outside of dirty Russian bathtubs, so I'd call it pretty much the same thing as Krokodil. It's been studied, but just about every psychoactive drug has.

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 No.443927

File: a0381999073c757⋯.jpeg (7.84 KB,254x198,127:99,tim brooke t.jpeg)

>have a hamilton song stuck in my head

Grrr. I know it's a bullshit neoliberal musical, but I'm too much of a music pleb to not get tricked into thinking some of the songs are catchy!

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 No.443928

File: db515f3c1f9aec1⋯.gif (1.02 MB,480x270,16:9,oh.gif)

>tfw all alone for the rest of the evening now

Now to grind out this event.

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 No.443929

File: 9e8abc1fc9376d0⋯.png (775.01 KB,1201x633,1201:633,Screen Shot 2019-02-23 at ….png)

>>443928

>having not been alone at some point today

Wow, way to brag.

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 No.443930

>>443929

If you aren't physically with somebody you were alone anyway.

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 No.443931

File: e21d72a66e609e6⋯.gif (1.42 MB,498x384,83:64,e21d72a66e609e60346ee42ef8….gif)

>>443930

Sure, but less alone than if you weren't with anybody, even online!

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 No.443932

File: f2eecafcaecde77⋯.jpg (131.79 KB,1000x1900,10:19,f2e.jpg)

>>443929

Well, I guess you could make the argument that I am indeed alone everyday.

But at least I can talk to him on Discord! That kinda counts right?

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 No.443933

File: 6546bbe76adb57c⋯.jpg (126.91 KB,715x910,11:14,Dv09wMZ.jpg)

>>443931

Yeah true, but even webcamming (if you consider that the most interactive form of e-communication), isn't even halfway as good as actually being around somebody. There is no real substitute, just cope.

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 No.443934

File: b786f3dcbba190d⋯.png (207.52 KB,1018x1065,1018:1065,1548725866222.png)

>>443932

I think it counts!

>>443933

Sure, it's not the same, but imo it's still pretty good.

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 No.443935

File: 5f982c13440d5cd⋯.png (378.79 KB,972x1008,27:28,QruWwDz.png)

>>443934

Knew it, am I just pretend lonely after all.

>tfw cant even hide my eating habits from him anymore

Least wishing him good night always makes me feel nice and warm inside.

And those nasty thoughts I was having earlier are gone.

So how are you?

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 No.443936

File: 4c6978634bd9724⋯.jpg (65.01 KB,480x581,480:581,1550850518759.jpg)

>>443935

At least you're not as lonely as you could've been!

Good.

I'm glad you're feeling better, then.

I'm doing awful, thanks! Just glad I have next week off, so maybe I can become a bit less stressed out.

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 No.443937

File: eee63898cea6195⋯.jpg (65.57 KB,1024x1024,1:1,58391330_p1_master1200.jpg)

>>443936

I guess, I mean its still only one person.

Tbh I just think the act of eating itself disgusts me now

We'll see how long this lasts.

Wish I could show him my tail.

Ahh that sucks, that you're feeling awful that is.

Nice, I wouldnt even know what day of the week we're on.

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 No.443938

File: fd685308edfe71f⋯.gif (707.62 KB,408x303,136:101,1550825350089.gif)

>>443937

In the same boat, then. Except master's feeling so bad that he doesn't want to talk now, ack.

Hopefully he can help you eat anyway.

Couldn't you just show it to him? I see no reason why he'd disapprove of a pic.

Yep, but I'm used to it! I've got my phenibut, which at least takes the edge off the anxiety, even though the depression stays alive and kicking.

I just know because there might be a meeting of the poetry club tomorrow.

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 No.443939

File: 16780138cbd98cc⋯.png (1.76 MB,1672x2127,1672:2127,0df2aa823247e663d023014fef….png)

>>443926

You can say that, but I would still always bunch it in with the crazy Russkiye drug folk.

So, no change in that sense.

>>443928

Could always talk to me.

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 No.443940

File: 616a56cc040fbc1⋯.jpg (366.97 KB,852x1200,71:100,57315880_p2_master1200.jpg)

>Looking at a dakimakura tag somewhere

>Find a Conker one

Why, guess I shouldn't be surprised.

>>443938

Wish there was more though, I feel like he helped get me out of my shell, in a way. Ah sorry to hear that. I still get one worded replies at times, maybe I ramble too much.

Basically been eating baby sized portions and feel sick after doing so so yay

I think he can though!

I mean, I showed him one of the pictures on the site. But he's just not very keen on pictures of myself… Not much I can do about that, which breaks my heart.

I'm never gonna forget that he said I have sad eyes ;w; not upset at it though, just makes me laugh tbh

Ah I see, I'm kinda used to it though sometimes it gets to me and I have meltdowns of sorts. Like when I thought he didn't want to talk to me and turned out he just missed my reply…

Ooh poetry, I'm a terrible poet. Never joined any clubs either.

I did see an anime club, should've joined just to see what it was like.

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 No.443941

File: 62097c7219575df⋯.jpg (84.69 KB,435x1184,435:1184,me ir.jpg)

Yo screw this War Thunder event, I don't have the motivation to grind out the Merkava and the Toaster Tank.

Someone actually did the math, and to unlock all 6 event vehicles you'd need to play something like 10-12 hours a day, since the event ends in 10 days.

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 No.443942

>>443939

Also hello

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 No.443943

File: 0cf94e5341af563⋯.jpg (248.07 KB,600x848,75:106,e05940963278703f63d35545ee….jpg)

>>443942

How's you?

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 No.443944

File: e3c839b19f3c8c6⋯.jpg (175.5 KB,1024x1024,1:1,product_UT_metaton_poster_….jpg)

>>443943

As decent as I can feel at the moment, and yourself?

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 No.443945

File: 7b98afbc6d45bb2⋯.jpg (82.44 KB,420x587,420:587,3.jpg)

>>443944

Super sleepy, was in student council meeting in a bar and might have drank a bit.

So time for sleeps, g'night <3

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 No.443946

File: a4991c2af8b72ef⋯.png (194.61 KB,744x716,186:179,some_mettaton_sketches_by_….png)

>>443945

Ah that sounds like it could have been fun, maybe, I'm not sure if drinking is fun.

But good night, sleep well!

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 No.443947

File: a1d80be9a42ccf0⋯.webm (11.72 MB,640x360,16:9,TJPW.webm)

I sure do love me some wrestling.

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 No.443948

>>443947

I think I can get behind wrestling now.

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 No.443949

File: 50f3f3ded521144⋯.gif (310.37 KB,249x156,83:52,itoh.gif)

>>443948

>Not already being behind it

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 No.443950

File: c70c15c1d8ac9b3⋯.jpg (92.26 KB,1024x689,1024:689,1555027240523.jpg)

>laptop got sent to a city over 1400 miles away because the machine misread a 4 as a 9 in the postal code

>it got to the other city and some actual human realised that didn't make any sense with the address

>it's on its way here now

It's getting here, bitches! Soon I'll be posting Konata left and right!

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 No.443951

File: 4dadabf1c045db9⋯.jpg (74.69 KB,640x640,1:1,Maho.jpg)

>Feeling like shit

>Listen to quite a neutral music record

>Somehow sounds sad

Bless that anon on /mu/ who posted it though.

>>443950

Is it in your country then?

Congratulations though.

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 No.443952

File: 7c3a64aa59bb17e⋯.png (418.6 KB,412x519,412:519,Screen Shot 2019-03-11 at ….png)

>>443951

Oh yeah, it's been in Norway fooor … eight days! It was just sent wrong, because of the postal code issue. And master also fucked up the address, but that actually wasn't the problem.

Weeell, do you have any explicitly happy music to listen to?

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 No.443953

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>443952

Oh wow. That's a lot! Good thing I've never had any sort of issues like that. Not like anyone really sends me anything anyways.

Not what I was listening to, but nooo not really tbh most of the stuff I listen to is pretty darned depressing.

I used to have quite a happy folk rock record I enjoyed but have some bad memories associated with it so I never listen to it anymore.

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 No.443954

File: 0dcf3721dafc74b⋯.png (53.73 KB,217x232,217:232,Screenshot_2019-04-12 (166….png)

Well fuck you too, youtube

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 No.443955

File: 4981a84704079a4⋯.jpg (22.86 KB,512x240,32:15,1462071287881.jpg)

reeeeeeeee

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 No.443957

>>443953

It is a bit, but that's what happens when they misread the postal code!

In any case, I'm doing a slightly earlier

NEWT RED

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